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kiwibirdlafayette · 9 months

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you heard of the kites and nightingales, kestrels and herons... but little do you know, another faction hides in the caves and unseen crevices of the faction isles...

I've been brainrotting about a Krimson Krakens (+ mianite pirates and Tom because I do what I want) cameo in Pirates SMP, so have some worldbuilding and lore ideas! Of course, all for fun, moreso an AU/Headcanon than anything, not meant to be taken seriously at all :] If it turns into anything more, cool beans, but for now! I'm just vibing

(Made in collaboration with @kaye-memer-kurrentvertz who helped with the Dave, Krinios and Krakens dynamic stuffs :D)

Little prologue and ficlet below the cut; Enjoy!

Meet the Krimson Krakens.

Comprised of mystical and mysterious individuals- some of more human in appearance than others- no one is sure when this faction formed. Unlike the others, it holds no precedence over the many generations of pirates in these Isles, nor is their presence heard of other then in whispers between pirates across the land.

Carrying with them an infamous reputation of a crew like a Kraken; in search of breaking curses, solving the mysteries of the Isles. Who would find their target and take it over like tentacles wrapping around a ship reaching into its deepest corners until they've found what they're looking for, no stone left unturned in their wake.

The crew is headed by the elusive Captain Kara Corvus, adorned by many snakes upon her shoulders, and Captain Jordan Sparklez of draconic origins; the latter said to have begun life in the End, given humanity by a deity and brought into the Overworld as a curse. While they bicker a lot sometimes, they are a powerhouse of a duo who know each other very well, being a force to reckoned with especially while wielding their respective weapons- Kara's ruby-adorned Leviathan Blade and Jordan's unbreakable enchanted prismarine trident with a name in Enderian spoken only once ever by the deity that crafted it

But they by no means hold any sort of superiority over the others, for like Nightingales, they value friendship and comradery over power over one another. By their side is the former Kestrel cyclops Krinios- a man with a keen eye for treasure and an ability to loot a ship in the heat of battle which has been considered unmatched, only having been caught a few times. - and Dave Krtzy, a fighter from a bloodline stretching generations in the Kites who broke it to join the Krakens. A master with any melee weapon he can get his hands on, he's usually the first to jump into battle, and if someone's in danger, his waterman abilities come into play.

However, while these four make up the core of the Krakens they are not alone in their adventures, and have picked up other friends along the way

Joining them are the Dulahann siblings, Katherine "Capsize" and Redbeard (his birth name has been all but forgotten by the others) and family friend Rupert, a skeleton reborn from an island of purple goo who gained sentience thanks to Capsize's mother. The Dine-at-Night is their family's tavern-BnB that was expanded into a base of operations after the trio met Jordan, who one day washed up on the beach with little memory of where he came from- and sort of became his family. While not a Captain in this universe, she still takes up a leadership role of her own right in being rather good with a sword, solving mysteries, collecting evidence and giving the realest advice to both friends and passing bar patrons. Red's a little more loose headed but alongside Rupert is a skilled ship engineer, and the guy to go to if the boat's got a leak or a steering system has gone awry. Not much is known about Rupert besides him being known to be a jack of all trades, a powerful asset to have onboard. He has said to have had said he has a claim to fame in his past life before dying on the taint-covered island, but has yet to share it with anyone..

The most recent member to join them is the undead Tom Syndicate, a blue-haired zombie with an explosive personality and fighting style, who had been known to frequent taverns across the Isle. Having once belonged to a rival independent crew of the Krakens, rumor has it that he betrayed them after years of mistreatment, turning instead to choose to join Cpt. Sparklez out of admiration and perhaps a kind of affection that turned romantic over the years (to the point of claiming to be married to the captain, no one knows for sure how true this is). Despite coming from a very different background than the others, including a lost memory of who he was before he had been zombified he fits in quite well, his willingness to jump into battle like a cannonball flying through the air and explode on enemies without second thought brings a certain chaos to the Krakens that they have accepted wholeheartedly.

While their ship is stored away in a sea cliff hidden behind a waterfall somewhere on the island, the tunnel system leading there from beneath the Dine-at-Night, the Krakens enjoy a relaxing life on land, chilling at their tavern base of operations, or being a living legend amongst the other inhabitants, familiar but unfamiliar faces in the crowd. Some have started to believe that their swashbuckling days are few far between in the lack of comings and goings since the new recruits have arrived, but contrary to that they still have been traversing under cover of night to seek out what darkness could be brewing just around the corner. From the growing amount of purple in Rupert's hair to a sudden glow of the rusted coin around Dave's neck the Krakens have had their suspicions for a while....

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"Oi! Ye heard what happened?"

Jordan jolts awake off the bar when the bottom of a mug hits against his shoulder. He glares at the Scottish accented, freckled face that passes him, an eyebrow raised.

"No... Heard what Kat?" He grovels, and sits up a little straighter, turning to check the time. 1am. He rests his hand under his chin, hoping that propping it up would keep him awake for the time being. "It better be important, I was having a nice dream for once in my life."

Capsize rolls her eyes. "I don't think that's all gonna matter all that much one ye hear about what I heard today."

He eyes her cautiously as sets the mug she was drying down on the bar. There were a number of things that she could be alluding to, from their own personal affairs, to Tom causing trouble at the Heron's base to something as drastic as their ship had been stolen, or worse burnt to the ground. He hoped it wasn't the last one, but even if it was, he and Kara had a contingency plan.

He murmurs. "I mean maybe... what'd you hear?"

She sits down on a stool across from him, folding her hands together. "The Factioning was a few days ago, right?" She waits for him to nod in response, ensuring that she had the dragon's full attention. "Turns out, that's not the only thing that happened that day. Something calls them out to the Isle to the north, spoken through the recruitment officer."

"The fox man? He told them to go?"

"From the looks of it, yeah." She fiddled with her bracelet, the clacking of the beads breaking through the ambient sound of distant ocean waves and the crackle of torchlight. "I mean, I wasn't there so what would I know. for sure, but they listened."

Jordan shrugs. "I mean PK's a trustworthy guy, I'd probably go if he told me to."

"Yeah, well you'd trust Tom if he told you to walk the plank, I'm not surprised." Despite her little quip, Capsize's face becomes more serious solemn in expression and her voice lowers. "I don't think they were meant to because turns out, twenty-four of them went over there, two of them didn't come back. Kestrels and Kites apparently both lost a member of their faction."

"... Like they stayed? Why would anyone wanna hang out at the wasteland, there's nothing there but-"

"Jordan. They died."

A gust of wind howls outside through the barely cracked windows, the flame within the lantern beside her flickering briefly twice.

The wings on the captain's back droop slowly downward as he lowers his hand onto the bar crouching over ever so slightly. "Died? From what, the island?"

"I don't know, but from what it sounds like. Yeah." She gulps. "One get taken away on a boat.. of sorts? The other follows and lands onto the island probably to chase after their friend, and never comes back."

Jordan feels his heart drop further down into his chest. He finds himself fidgeting with the rings on his fingers, already a million possibilities running through his head "Did they get a look at who took the first one away, at least? So there's somewhere to start?"

"All that I was told is that they were dressed in robes. Could've been a cult, bandits in disguise, ghosts for all I know- Not much to go off of." She solemnly runs her hand through her hair, reaching to untie her bandana allowing her bangs to fall into her face. "It's a feckin' shame really... after all these years. I didn't think anything of that damn accursed land would ever come back. Because here I thought they'd be able to recover properly this time, not let whatever still lingers take back over."

A glaze falls over Jordan's expression. Memories of dried violet entrails wrapping around buildings, skeletons not unlike in appearance to Rupert buried in the masses of warped wood and sunken docks. Wind howled over the tops of the valleys and mountains carved out, through temples that had been thought to be abandoned for centuries. The time he, Kara, Red and Dave travelled there in search of another medallion there was a certain eerie silence, the sign of a land that no longer had any visible, breathing life to it, but remained haunted by all that came before, and all that was yet to come.

Jordan furrowed his eyebrows together. "That means… the island's alive again?"

Capsize nodded. "Aye. The island is alive again."

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metallicaislife · 1 month

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cannonball diving, with one leg in the air and both arms tucked behind my BACK to get my ass onto your blog to let you know, you are the realest. most genuine, heartwarming, loving lil bean i have ever had the PRIVLEGE to speak to. becoming and being one of your best friends since november has been one of the best experiences i have ever experienced (and we both know about the other ones.) i applaud you for being brave enough to publicly speak about your struggles, and you truly don't even realize how many people you're actually helping by doing so. to you. god, i love you. gonna tramp stamp your name on me and move states to live on top of your roof. anyway.

Omg Autumn 🥹 your imagery never ceases to amaze me:’)

I can only echo that becoming your friend has been one of the best experiences of my entire existence. I’ve only known you since Nov but I could NOT imagine my life without you!!!

I’m so grateful for your kindness and generosity! And holy hell you’re so freaking funny I turn into a teakettle.

I love you so freaking much and my roof is always open for you to stay. You’ll turn into my personal little cryptid lmao jkjk but seriously you mean so much to me!!!

Soul sisters for life🫶🏻🤍🦷

P.s. I’m going to dig a tunnel from my house to yours so we can listen to Black Pearl Jam MTV Unplugged 26billion times a day 🖤

#isa asks #isa speaks #ilysm <3 #best frenz #literally the best person on this planet

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prettyboykatsuki · 1 month

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i spent all my money in rdr2 buying beans and chocolate so i could keep arthur chubby 😋

you're literally the realest ever but its so HARD to keep his ass fed. i feed him sm just to keep him healthy but he really does eat me out of house and home esp when im away from camp and can't get stew like arthur PLEASEEE

#return to sender #I DONT WANT HIM TO BE SICK BUT ITS TOUGH. i like hunting though i just need more bag upgrades ughh #getting the DAMN little critters is so hard #a.rdr2

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org4n-failur3 · 1 month

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Realest song

#Spotify

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amazingarchitecturewebsite · 1 year

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Hotbeans Coffee & Cuisine in #HoChiMinh City, Vietnam by T4 design Read more: Link in bio! Photography: DeconPhotoStudio (Hiroyuki Oki) T4 design: This street is the busiest street in Ho Chi Minh City and is always crowded with many foreigners. The owner of "Hotbeans" is Vietnamese, but he is very familiar with Western countries and has a special feeling for France. This is an owned building. Due to the impact of [COVID-19], the rental business was not going well, so the owner decided to run the restaurant herself. The owner has been in the COFFEE (CAFÉ management and COFFEE BEANS trade) business before, so he had various routes. So there were no obstacles to starting a restaurant business… #cafe #vietnam #архитектура www.amazingarchitecture.com ✔ A collection of the best contemporary architecture to inspire you. #design #architecture #amazingarchitecture #architect #arquitectura #luxury #realestate #life #cute #architettura #interiordesign #photooftheday #love #travel #construction #furniture #instagood #fashion #beautiful #archilovers #home #house ‎#amazing #picoftheday #architecturephotography ‎#معماری (at Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam) https://www.instagram.com/p/CngJqxnM85f/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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computerexploder · 1 year

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clarice bean is the realest bitch alive

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miramiravictories · 2 months

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N/A = Majin Buu just be existing for the lolz ??? = lmao, the balls that are very Super were made ??? = The gods were having so much drama without Gowasu existing ??? = Who is dafuq is Yamoshi? He fought his race and his race won- ??? = back then, Tapion was just that guy... now sealed in a little box 261 = rip Classic Namek, maybe... 461 = Roshi gets traumatized by King Piccolo or something 732 = King Vegeta gets punked by his old boss's tiny ahh son 734 = Goku is born 749 = Goku's adventure begins 750 = Goku competes in his first tournament 753 = Goku dogs King Piccolo after drinking special water 756 = Junior gets dogged too cuz Goku was trained by like... God 761 = Goku dies 762 = The Saiyans attack and "broski" goes Super Saiyan 763-ish = Cell is bitch-made and devolves after sneaking Trunks 764 = Mecha Freeza gets diced the figgity fuck up and blown-out 767 = The Butterfly Effect bullies Trunks, Vegeta, Cell & 17 774 = The Super Saiyan Bargain Sale is real and peeps forget Buu 778 = Goku kinda becomes a god or something like that 779 = Ayo- there's a couple of Super Saiyan God: Super Saiyans 780 = Go Broly Go Go! Go Broly Go Go! Oh, and a Gohan dies, lmao 780? = Moro swallows a guy and gets neck to go Ultra, but crumbles 781? = Granolah & Gas cheat at life, then Freeza gets a paint-job 782? = Goten & Trunks steal Gohan's entire flow + Trunks simps hard 783 = Gohan Blanco is REAL?!?! minus the blue skin though 784 = Goku sets off to train Uub in off-screen land for eternity 789 = But that other Goku though... He gets turned into a kid! 790 = NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER 17 & Goku ascends 790 = Meanwhile in another timeline, Miss Buu is born! OMG 791 = Can Majins fuck? Probably, 'cause they become an entire race 793 = Satan retires only to try scamming another way 794 = Pan low-key creates Hero Colosseum; Remote Fighting frfr 796 = Pan teaches randoms how to use their ki 801 = Goku & Vegeta probably kill each other or something 804 = Gohan finally sliced Katchin and wrote a book about it 805 = Goten & Trunks gets zesty with a sword 820 = Satan dies and the Freeza Force try to RoF without a Freeza 821 = Tien & Krillin create schools... Fighting schools... 826 = Yajirobe finally decides to plant some damn beans 834 = Majin Mani Mani is the REALEST Majin to ever Majin, dying 850 = ATTENTION ALL PROUD WARRIORS, HAVE YOU CONSIDE- 851 = Mira bombs Namek with... A SPIRIT BOMB?! Bro cheating 852 = Mira fucking dies, but not before going monkey 889 = OMG Goku Jr. & Vegeta Jr?? What's the Change!Goku doing? 890 = Hi, Beat! Hi, Ultimate Tenkaichi. The world's ending... again...?

900 = The Yardrats really got put on Time Machine construction 940 = Something something, Evil Namekians (hi) start hacking eggs 991 = General Bon, the Animal-human nationalist creates Red.. Pants 998 = Mira threatens Earth and Piccolo... orphans many, legally 999 = Trunks cant help but do Time Breaker shit by snitching on Mira 1000 = Just about everybody's able to box with ki now 2016 = Tekka & Pinich let their intrusive thoughts fuck time-space

#ooc #outofwinnings #dragon ball timeline maybe but not really sorta kinda ish

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perpetualstewa2 · 8 months

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Seeking: The To-Stew List

It's just like a to do list, only stewier and more delicious.

Here's what I've currently got lurkin' around the kitchen, ripe for stewing:

hot pot broth base

garlic scapes

kale

lentils

chicken sausage????

spaghetti noodles

tofu

spinach

mushrooms

butternut squash

black beans

biscuits in a can (for dumplings, don't judge)

The realest question is What else do I need? And the second realest question is In what order should I stew? I know what I definitely do need: your input.

#help my stewing soul #seriously i'm indecisive #also should I keep the perpstew vegetarian? vegan? hard to say #perpetual stew #soup #cooking advice

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karismaganda · 1 year

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March 16, 2023

Hello My Dearest Bebi,

Ulitan na naman di ba gusto mo yorn? Haha ikaw na naman laman ng tumblr ko, ikaw na naman nasa blog ko.

I saw your mom's post, a photo of you. Na-hurt ako ba't naman ganon? Bumigat pakiramdam ko to the point na I want to cry, as in asap, right now ganorn. Hinahanapan ko lang ng schedule haha pero iiyak ako sure na sure na.

Ikaw pa rin pala pinakamatimbang sa lahat. Ang sad no? Ikaw, happy ka na sa kanya. Ako, eto happy naman, travel goals pero kulang ng isang ikaw. Nuxx, drama yarn.

May secret ako, kami ni mama mo hehe. They miss me, same as I miss your family so much. I miss you. I miss us.

Ikaw ha, hinahamon mo pa si tita na papuntahin ako diyan kasi miss nila ako pero baka mamaya magulat ka nga pag nakita mo ako diyan. You know I'll do everything pag ginusto ko even the impossible one.

Singkamas nga nauwian kita kahit di season e. Ako pa ba?

I just want you to know na sasama ako sa Banton kay tita. Ako muna ang anak. Hahaha. Chos, I still have my respect sa taong kasama mo ngayon. I still respect your relationship kahit in reality, di niya ako nirespeto. Hmp.

Ayun lang, bottomline lang naman is that, I still miss you. Grabe yung buhok sa kilikili mo ha, super lala ng gayuma sa akin. I miss you cooking "nilagang beans" for me as in nilaga kasi maraming sabaw for me. Oh, how I love your cookings. Miss ko na rin yung paghihimay mo ako ng galunggong while telling me paano na ako kung walang taga-himay. But you left me. 🙄

Life has been different since we parted ways. I have been discovering a lot with my self right now, tipong doing things I've never imagined to do. Ganorn. And it's fun. Honestly, naging super gala ko hehe. Grabe naman pala kasi, ang hirap at ang gastos magmove on. Nakakaloka ka. Salamat sa heartbreak, I discovered traveling. But would it be better, if I have you by my side? Hmm. Basta ako, you're still the bravest yes and the hardest love I ever fought for. I still believe that what we had, is the purest and realest feeling.

I want you to be happy even if I'm no longer part of that happiness. Sana lang no, wishful thinking lang na di mo ako binaon at all sa limot. Na part pa rin ako ng life mo.

Ayun lang, humahaba na eh hahaha. Magtatrabaho na ako. Hindi na muna ako iiyak. *flashback* Tinry naman natin di ba?

#personal #letter #love #tumblr diary

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jinned · 4 years

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ITS A PANT ITS A DRINK ITS A STAR

IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOY MY HUMOR

#lindy the realest one yall #the one who laughs at all my jokes #ily #moot boop #ask bean

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boo1a4 · 7 years

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11 questions! 😊

I was tagged by @s-lay-ing to do this tag which is very similar to one ive done before but its one of those cool ones thats different everytime you do it! So basically you answer 11 questions then give 11 to be answered! Thanks so much for tagging me Claudia, you the realest like wow. 🙃💜

Tagging some lovely binches: @min-yoongini, @maybehao @bubkwan @insecure-trash-bag @kae-popx @yeol-mints and whoever else wants to do it! No pressure, just do it if you feel like it! 💜

1. Would you travel alone around your country?

I think I would, I think I would enjoy myself. Having time to myself like that is one of my favorite things. I love getting lost in my own thoughts, traveling alone seems like it would be a good opportunity to do so. On the other hand maybe its not the best idea to get lost in your thoughts while traveling alone cause you know stranger danger and all 😅

2. You save the enough money to buy sth you’ve really really wanted for a long time (something small) but just when you were about to spend it you found out your fave group set a date to perform in your country and the ticket costs the same as that thing you wanted to buy…which one would you choose to buy?(Asking 'cause a couple of years ago I was TWO SECONDS away from buying a black widow costume until a band confirmed they were coming so yeah…I bought the concert ticket 😂💔)

Without a doubt I would buy the ticket, bands I like don't come to Minnesota very often. For example I recently bought tickets to see my favorite band in May, I saw they were coming here and without any hesitation I was like yep I gotta go! You can always save up money for material things but life experiences are harder to come by!

3. Are you a good at cooking?

Yes, thats what I do for a living! Ive pretty much been cooking since I could walk! 👩🏻‍🍳

4. In a zombie apocalypse, would you be a) someone who follows the rest b) someone who takes the lead c) a mix of both?

To be honest Im the type who likes to think/act like they are a leader but really my leadership skills are severely lacking hahaha. So when things would get tough Id just be like nah you guys got this Ill be over here lmk if y'all need anything ty ty. 🤣

5. If shit blew on earth which one of the following would you chose to save yourself? A ship/submarine like the one from the movie 2012 or the space ship from wall-e?

The space ship for sure. Deep sea is actually the scariest thing to me, just thinking about whats down in the ocean gives me the shivers. 🤢

6. Is there an online shop you would absolutely recommend?

I recently bought a kpop phone case from this lovely Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/shopTwazy. She does the most beautiful custom and pre-made phone cases and key chains! she's also so kind and helpful! Check her out!

7. Name an underrated song you could swear it’s so good yet it’s highly ignored

As for a kpop song not sure if its really that underrated but Shinees 1of1 the mv doesn't even have 10 mil views why y'all sleeping on shinee these days? That song is the literal best bop also taemins dancing 🙌🏼

As far as just music in general ANYTHING BY THE SHINS (the group I’m seeing in may) They had like one popularish song in the early 2000s but they are so under appreciated these days its not even funny, I get it though they aren't everyones cup of tea but James Mercers voice is like pure molten honey. (September - The Shins)

8. You’re invited to three different parties made by the top 3 entertainment companies (sm, yg and jyp) where the only songs you’ll hear during the whole night are the songs made by their own artists, which party would you attend?

That is actually so difficult for me. First of jyp is automatically out of the picture, I really only listen to got7 as far as their groups go. But like Big Bang is one of my faves, but then there is Shinee which hurts me physically, and like winner is one of my favorite groups musically, but like Exo. GIRL GROUPS don't make me chose between Blackpink and Red Velvet MY QUEENS! If the groups are performing at said party that changes everything, if that was the case hands down SM. I love Big Bang/winner but the don't have the moves like Shinee/exo.

9. Your bias pulls a performance like this one and he brings you on stage…what would your reaction be?

First of all no, don't link me to shit like this. Its 4:30 in the morning here I don't need this!! Why?? Who do you think you are?? Kibum does things to me!!!! jk tysm ily 💜 Tbh I probably be a bit like wtf 🙃 then Id be like “ GET YOUR ISHH BOO BOOO” “DO YOUR THANG HUNNY!” Also Id dance along because Im never one to turn down a chance to look like a dumbass.

10. Do you have a pic with someone famous?

Not that I can think of! I've got plenty of pictures with my sister @min-yoongini tho, she's pretty cool! (gofollowher!)

11. If you were granted the possibility to take one group on a seven day vacation/break/time off schedule with the condition that it has to be broadcasted as a variety show later on…would you accept? If the answer is yess: which group would you take and what would you do w/ them? (Travel overseas, a city tour, a ski resort, a car trip, stay in the city etc)

I feel like my obvious answer here is seventeen, but Im gonna go with blackpink because they all seem so chill and nice! I dunno where we would go but some where with lots of history or something! Also no language barrier, so thats nice! Also girls are awesome so yeah all girl trip hell yeah!

My questions

1. If you had to choose between listening to music or watching any kind of video (tv, movie,mv) which would you choose if you had to give one up? (the most evil question 😈)

2. Do have any favorite sayings/lines/lyrics and why are they your favorites?

3. Do you collect any kpop related stuff? Merch/Photocards/Albums/ect? and what groups?

4. What are your top 3 favorite and least favorite food?

5. If you were given 1000 dollars to spend on whatever you like no catches what would you spend it on?

6. What hobbies do you have outside of kpop?

7. Do you have any piercings or tattoos? if so where and of what?

8. What is your favorite beverage beside water/coffee/tea/pop?

9. Where is the coolest places you ever been? Tell me about it!

10. What group/s is/are your bias group/s? Why?

11. Name a less popular group that you like that you think doesn't get the recognition they deserve! hype them up!! (coughcoughmonstaxcoughcough)

#A precious bean tagged me #The realest bean #Your questions were so on point btw #quality content #I really hate thinking of new question that shit is hard as hell #Let me know if you don't want to be tagged!#Do it if you feel like it!#Tag

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