#They've already done that

[backpackingspace]

If a sith obi wan au isn't either meticulous planned out tactics with the most drama possible or obi wan making zero effort to change or hide his behavior while popping in yellow contacts I don't want it

#Star wars #Obi wan kenobi #sith obi wan #Sith au #Listen man's brilliant and insanely competent #So he would absolutely remake the galaxy as he pleases but just the most ridiculous plans #You thought jedi obi wan with his 20 step plan was something #Sith obi wans plans have 50 that you know of which means there's 400 steps behind the scenes #Sith obi wan flirting with the jedi #With mace windu #Or sith au where he's still a jedi #Still helping people #And making zero effort to hide this besides the yellow contacts and going no no I'm definitely a sith #Definitely using the dark side no I did no rescue the child you were planning on murdering #What do you mean they're behind me you hallucinating #He is of course viciously tortured for this #But like what are they going to do ? More torture? Kill his entire family? #They've already done that #Kill him? He wished they would #*for clarification bc I'm remembering obi wan has zero plans ever in Canon I headcanon that he does have many many convoluted plans #It's just that each and every step fails spectacularly and in most cases would have worked if it had been less involved

[zipadeea]

"You fell in love with God...like Jesus?"

Twenty minutes in and the new Percy Jackson is the best thing I've ever seen.

#percy jackson #pjo #sally jackson my beloved #they've finally done you justice #omg the way i laughed when percy said this #i can't stop smiling #i love this show so much already #disney #disney plus

[sharpedgedfool]

#not sure what to make of shadow year tbh #did they wait for the eclipse to call it? they've already done all the game announcements it feels a bit late lol #as always I stay away from official stuff but I heard the news

[desertcrater]

the thing about writing hilson fic is that, like. nothing i can ever come up with could be as unhinged as the canonical events within the show. i can write wilson as quietly manipulative and repressed as i want, and it still won't hold a candle's flame to his in-show characterization. he's a chronic liar whose only truth is his love for house. i can make house as loudly lonely as i want, and again it cannot compare to his in-show characterization. he burns every bridge he has so long as wilson can stay by his side. their codependency has no canonical limits or bounds. the threat of federal prison or divorce or removal of licenses doesn't faze them enough to change; nothing does except for the threat of death. writing hilson is like being given free rein to write insanity on their unhinged landscape, so long as they're both written true to their own Desires and whack moral codes. because, again, anything i could write will still pale in comparison to the actual show

#it's so wild....like. sometimes when i write fic i question if situations could even be believable #but with hilson? yeah they've probably already done that or something similar in-show. drop it #hilson #house md

[radiance1]

A 'No one knows' Au and that one au where Danny leaves behind a corpse after death.

With a twist.

Jack and Maddie, not fearing death but fearing becoming a ghost after death have perfected what one would call functional immortality.

Clones.

Which is kind of why they're pretty careless about danger outside of combat, they just, quite literally, cannot be bothered to care less. If they die? Then their souls would just be thrusted into a clone body.

They didn't just cheat death, they walked all over it, spat on it, and continued walking over it a multitude of times.

Which accidently became a plus for Danny and his secret identity.

See, when Danny went ghost to save the day, he came back only to find his body gone. Safe to say, he panicked and looked everywhere for it, or tried to at least, because if that got out he wouldn't really know how to deal with it.

Only to then learn his parents hid and are quite literally experts at hiding bodies, his included.

Jack and Maddie are quite happy that they were the ones who stumbled upon Danny's body and not anyone else, since it would take a quite long amount of explanation as to why their son was found dead yet seemingly walked to school fine hit Monday!

Well, they weren't happy he died really, as any parent wouldn't be, but they're glad they prepared extra bodies for both him and Jazz in case the day ever came.

Danny awkwardly slid himself into said excuse while trying not to externally freak the fuck out. But hey, at least it's a plus that whenever his parents find his corpse they just, hid it no questions asked.

Good, it would be so weird if anyone managed to find either of their multiple corpses.

But hey! At least Jazz hasn't died yet!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #maddie fenton #jack fenton #jazz fenton #danny phantom prompt #dp prompt #No one knows au #corpse au #Clone au #Not a dp x dc crossover? #Shocking I know #Jack and Maddie have been getting killed off since collage alright. #They know how to hide a body in a place where no one would go looking for at least the next 50-100 years or so #By then the body would already be decomposed #They would happily teach said skill to their son now that they've had the talk #Little does Danny know that Jack and Maddie been done knew about some of his corpses just never thought to bring it up #Since it's basically normal to them #And they were glad Danny could hide bodies on his own! #Maybe a bit miffed about the way he hides them but hey #You can't really compare a novice to a master amiright?

[clansnaphance]

I'm really not vibing with whatever staff is doing now. Not only does there seem to be a total internal communication breakdown, there also seems to be an absolute disregard for how the players are affected by this.

Like, ignoring the fact that the consistency argument doesn't even hold water, their takeaway from the Fern/Paisley thread seems to have been "oh we gotta change Breakup and Hypnotic too!!"

And then completely reversing Sandsurge Blend on top of that? A gene that's been out for over half a year and was only listed as having the gradient softened, not reversed? Just a total failure to communicate and an absolute bullheadedness in pushing the changes through despite the very reasonable player concerns?

To top it all off, none of these are bug changes, they are style changes. Someone saw these genes before they went live, greenlighted them, and put them in the game. And now, months upon months later, someone else (presumably) says "fuck that, I want the gene to look like this instead" and that complete change is just... pushed through??

Like. Did they learn nothing from the Butterfly debacle, from Obelisk Flair, hell, from the Eyepocalypse?

What the fuck is going on behind the scenes?

#flight rising #snaphance rambles #i don't fucking know man #yeah rushing out ancients is an absolute mistake #but also why has “consistency” suddenly become so important to them? #they've done so many drastic changes in the name of “consistency” like changing the rarities of genes that have been out for 8+ years #and now they completely ignore the breed/gene variety they themselves have created #“this totally changes the dragon for no reason let's push it through” #actually the auraboa changes make them worse and far more cluttered #they already struggle with being extremely busy #so let's just revert those very nice gene designs that actually make them more readable #who cares if our players have invested in these dragons and have had like 3-6 months to get attached to them #let's flatten the fucking auraboa secs and completely change the look of sandsurge blend #because they clearly don't play their game or understand how players get attached to how their dragons look

[grilledcheesd]

listened to the first episode of taz vs dracula and it feels so much like balance it's insane. like the theme is a remix of deja vu!!! travis is playing a dude with a dog!!! clint is playing a man of the cloth!!! justin has an insane and goofy voice!!! griffin is already doing incredible and wild monologues and is being forced to do a terrible french accent!!! i love it so much already

#taz #taz vs dracula #don't get me wrong i've enjoyed most of the campaigns they've done but balance just Hits Different #and this already has the same energy #mine

[an-egg-on-it]

Chess husbands. You agree. Reblog.

#someone's probably done a post like this already but #ah well #they've been on my mind lately #bbc ghosts #chess husbands #julian fawcett #robin the caveman

[acidheaddd]

Had a really bad day today, so thank you guys for the replies, likes, and reblogs. I do appreciate it.

I have a favour to ask as I'm in desperate need of money to fix two of my front teeth before I lose them -- if you are at all interested in tarot, spell bottles, crystals, anything like that, let me know. I do readings, I make bottles on my etsy shop (that I need to restock), and I have loads of crystals to sell.

And if you aren't interested in any of that, but are willing and able to help, you can always send me some donations to my paypal at @Haley999

I'd rather at least send you something in return, but. I'd appreciate any amount. I have a crown I need to get, which I MIGHT be able to get the insurance to cover, but I have two other teeth literally rotting that need to be handled soon or else I'll lose them -- they'll either have to be pulled or they will crumble and fall out as I had happen with another tooth that has since been fixed. Each tooth costs $300, so it'll be $600 total. I'll reblog this with a link to my etsy once I get things restocked.

#i've been crying ever since i got home from the dentist #this is what 2 decades of depression and poor dental work gets you #i have trauma surrounding dentists because of the things I experienced as a kid #and i had issues that were never properly addressed so as I've gotten older they've inevitably gotten worse #i've already had two root canals #and 5 teeth bonded #i can't have any other work done until my last two are fixed at least #i don't know what to do #we're about to lose the house and have to sell #i'm so stressed out and tired and i'm crying again sdjfhksdhf #i don't want to beg but i don't know what else to do

[arty-cakes]

the king had forsaken everything he ever did and fled into his dreams leaving only his dead selfdom and unheard repentance, littering the land in the forms of statues and black eggs and failed tramways and dead children. his corpse somewhere at the end of the world where you can follow his spine to the top and then back, his dreams locked so tightly behind his shame you have to shatter numerous other stories around you just to gain access to his, an act parallel to his reign and his life. you have to fight and you have to demand to get to the pinnacle of what he was so ashamed of and it was love, it stained the sacrifices everyone made in his name, once done with resolution and trust now in vain. the king had a clear beginning, peak, and ending whether in dream or death it wont matter because now he's gone, and the world moved on without him and despite him.

the queen is still there. she imprisoned herself and had a limited view of what was happening on the outside but she knew enough to tell that the plan she played such a big part in has failed. yet somehow, within minutes of meeting you after so long down in her paralyzed kingdom she asks you to do it all over again. the fate of her kingdom is up to you and she makes that clear. she reminisces the past and she does not acknowledge its death. the king's story had an ending, you could argue that he gave it to himself. the queen's is in limbo, she absolutely gave it to herself. you could not change her mind and neither could flowers. and you could not make her face what she has done.

you leave her there.

#anyway. #ALL HAIL THE ANCIENT LIGHT. #i booted up the game i had thoughts. probably totally inaccurate i forgor alot of this game #these two are equally horrible monarchs so i cannot pity them but it took me a while to appreciate that theyre great characters #i used to ignore them but now without taking it super personally i like what they give the story and what it all says. #the game wont forgive them and its worth finding all the pieces of their lore remembering who theyare and what they've done #so sometimes i write stuff out like this to put it into perspective. i have no point to make here this isnt analysis its art #but umm you should accept the old light 😐 if you havent already. just saying not judging #randomizer #revisiting the source material is like visiting a pokemon center it heals me

[chloecherrysip]

I'm telling you, everything's gonna be all right as long as we're together!

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #i've seen so many screenshots and a few scattered gifs but it doesn't seem like anyone's actually done a proper gifset SO #I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS SCENE. SO UNBELIEVABLY NORMAL. I DIDN'T WATCH THIS CLIP 60 TIMES AND CRY EVERY TIME #YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING #but seriously it is unbelievable how sweet these brothers are. i am SO grateful that the movie is actually giving a lot of emotional weight #to their relationship! i just can't get over how mario is wholly focused on soothing luigi because that's what's important to him #and how luigi does relax and smile because he trusts his brother wholeheartedly #PICTURES TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER :( :( :( :( :( :( #i also love how you can tell mario genuinely did not know that luigi was sucked in too (this is confirmed in the newest tv spot too) #and so he's kind of in quiet awe of where he is and then HE SEES LUIGI and PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER MODE activates instantly #their reunion in the movie is actually going to end me. i will leave my mortal body behind and rejoin the sea. IT BETTER BE GOOD #but after this i don't see how it CAN'T be. this relationship is clearly the heart of the movie - if it's already emotional in this scene #then they've got to pay that off at the end!!! it's the law!!! otherwise things will just fall flat. i believe in u movie don't let me down

[hajihiko]

stuff I think about

The sdr2 crew: realizing what crimes they're capable of under the right circumstance

Fuyuhiko and Peko: knew by age 15

#not an art #Idk just. Anyone is capable of taking a life when OutOfTouch but they knew before any queen bee manipulation #Everyone else shocked that they could do that but those two knew. They've already done it. By themselves. #But also not BC they WERE under the thumb of s criminal empire..

[iniquity-fr]

i'm the first to agree that the 523498234 different ancient gene scrolls are ruining many functions and areas of the site but i don't know whyyyy people keep jumping to the marketplace as the first example of how they're clogging up pages when the marketplace is in fact the one and only place where you actually can filter out ancient genes?

marketplace has had filtering since march 2021! you just click the magnifying glass to search & filter! (the same revamp also very helpfully split the old specialty tab up into the 3 different specialty, genes, and scenes/vistas tabs, which the AH and hoard all still DESPERATELY need on top of the ability to filter ancient genes out)

#the gene bloat is a huge problem and i can and will complain about it forever #however the marketplace is like the one area on site where this specific problem is... not a problem actually #im really hoping this is like the first situation they fix asap once the refactoring is completely done #bc they've just been making it worse and worse with every new ancient release :/ cant wait to get the AH and hoard and everywhere else fixe #the marketplace is already manageable the problem is solved here we don't need to complain about ancient scrolls in the MP

[completeoveranalysis]

[5]

I WISH I HAD THE CONFIDENCE TO BELIEVE HIM BUT STILL

DO YOUR BEST LAVA LAMP!

WE'RE MOSTLY ROOTING FOR YOU!

And OH the framing of Lava Lamp against Sakura in the background, frozen in the EXACT moment of his greatest doubt, framed by two falling pillars of water.

AND THE SQUINTING GLARE FROM SYAORAN TO HAMMER HOME THE MOMENT.

Oh fascinating! Syaoran turns away from the fight and Lava Lamp pursues, ready to finish the fight between them. Syaoran vs Syaoran etc etc the big showdown to tie it all together for the third and final time.

BUT FAI AND KUROGANE FACE DOWN EVIL WOLVERINE WITH INSULTS, READY TO FIGHT THE PRICK AT THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

And we know Evil Wolverine won’t play fair but OH I love the symmetry of it all. That Lava Lamp’s big arc has been seeing himself as the cause for all the problems in the world, and so he has to fight Himself as the final conflict. So Fai and Kurogane get the confrontation with Evil Wolverine here, as they’re in a Much More Direct View of How He Has Hurt Them Specifically and want to make things even. C:

As they deserve!

AND JUST THE. The sheer joy? That Evil Wolverine set them up as enemies, set Fai up specifcally to KILL Kurogane, and planning for him to die as well, and yet here they are? Facing him together? Alive and IN LOVE? Flirting to rub it all in?

Flirting as a sign of defiance?

To show that actually he's not that great, and his plans resulted in THIS? In these easy enemies choosing EACH OTHER and saving themselves from him?

That all his plans only proved how little he could understand them, or what they would do, or what they would CHOOSE? That he didn't accurately predict ANYONE well enough to have the plan work out how he wanted?

That his greatest plan of all time failed and ended up with them in love and standing here, at the centre of it all, and insulting him to his face?

And like Kurogane says, that HE'S the prey now? That Evil Wolverine always thinks he's in control but now they've turned the dynamic around on him instead?

That they're quite specifically here to kill him? TOGETHER?

I just can't get enough of it.

#A little bit of murder #As a treat! #Maybe even as a reward? #Some murder for good behaviour #Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #Tsubasa #Vol 206 #Fai #Kurogane #Evil Wolverine #Lava Lamp Guy #Syaoran #Just Oh Oh Oh I love it #How much their very existence hERE and TOGETHER means! #And how they're not scared of him at all #After all he's already done the worst possible things imaginable #They've already faced The WORST things possible because of him #So what else can he possibly do? #Especially since they're HERE TOGETHER #AHHH

[starlightandtea]

Omega, carrying Lula, and standing next to Wrecker: Just know, you've disappointed all three of us.

Crosshair, feeling that in his heart: That's cold, kid.

#Idk if anyone has done this already #maybe probably lol #I just wanted to write this though #Omega and Lula and Wrecker are half teasing #they've already forgiven him #Crosshair was just being a grumpy tooka #They love him so much #Omega and Wrecker and Crosshair and Lula ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ #Omega The Bad Batch #Lula The Bad Batch #Wrecker The Bad Batch #Crosshair The Bad Batch #The Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes #TBB Incorrect Quotes #TBB #The Bad Batch

[galoogamelady]

Hey, might be a bit of an odd question. Have you had a chance to dive into Starfield? Will there be a Buttons IN SPAAACCCCEEE!?

I'll be honest, I've seen a bit of Starfield (Cam bought it) and I'm not impressed. Can't say I've expected anything different either unfortunately, with how Bethesda has been conducting business lately. I don't feel any particular way about it and I doubt I'll be playing it anytime soon.

#I don't really expect to be excited for a new Fallout game again to be honest #I still enjoy the ones already made I just don't think Bethesda at this point is willing to do anything to shake up their game design #instead of penny pinching and trying to SOMEHOW make cash off of modders #I'm more saddened to see what they've done to Arkane tbh #I saw a few vids on Redfall... man I can't believe they did that to the studio that did DISHONORED!!! fucking dishonored! #can you imagine if Microsoft bought the rights to Vampire the Masquarade instead and gave it to Arkane #we'd be eating so good #personal #text #I'm not putting the Starfield tag on this