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collectorcookie · 2 months

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Are cookie yummy? Yummy with milk or Yummy without milk? I like cookie but i love sweet more, but cookie ok too, yummy.

of course cookies are yummy!

What you have with cookies depends on the type of cookie. Milk goes really well with oreo cookies for example, while the standard biscuits typically go well with black tea.

I know people usually pair the typical american chocolate-chip-cookie with milk but in my opinion i do not like it, i don't like cold cookies with cold milk. I'll accept it if the cookies are freshly made and warm, but otherwise i prefer to not make them soggy with milk.

#I'd have to travel like 3 h just to get them #This is such an fun and unexpected ask #You might think that cookies are my favorite sweets but you'd be wrong. My fave is the cheesecake brownies our local bakery makes.#Absolute heaven. Also strong honorable mention to the rose flavored macaron also from a bakery but not local to me orz #I'd have to travel a long time just to get them

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undertalethingems · 4 months

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Unexpected Guests Chapter Ten, Act Two: Page 10

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3-on-1 would normally be quite an unfair fight, but so far, Gaster's proven to be more than capable of taking what's been dealt... but the battle's far from over and our heroes still have plenty of fighting spirit!

The long fight continues next time, coming Jan. 11th!

#undertale #undertale comic #unexpected guests comic #gaster blaster #w. d. gaster #undyne (undertale)#i feel like i always forget about undyne's reverse spears so it was fun drawing them here ^^#also fun to get the blaster back in on the action :>#i got an ask about where it was last update and had to laugh because it was just about to show up :D #something something impact font #gaster keeps getting beat up which is funny but like. he can take it #it's everyone else who has to worry about getting hit too much...

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canisalbus · 28 days

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Your anons are always so different. You either get funny anon (like the 'pantaloons' one, I'm still thinking about that) or existential dread and misery anon.

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#that's the fun about it #a wide spectrum of anons #you never know what you're going to get and I'm lucky to receive so many genuinely thoughtful and funny asks #they're the highlight of my online existence #answered #anonymous #moments ago someone sent me the beginning of the My Immortal fic and I'm not posting it because it was long and #it doesn't really have anything to do with me or my art but it was unexpected and I chuckled #first of it's kind

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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months

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"Non paeniteo potitus."

+ details & process

And, process !!

The jump btwn the second to last and last always surprise me whenever I make one of these because I always forget to take snapshots after I start painting. It's always like: oh yeah heres the lineart with some colors- BOOM fully finished✨️

What he's holding are the Austrian imperial scepter and orb, seen below:

I was going to draw the crown too but decided I don't hate myself that much(maybe some other day), and gave him a golden laurel crown, bcs I'm obsessed with that as a motif, and also its very remincient of the boy king statue that started this whole thing!

There's some symbolism of this, both intentionally but also just historically. I love that the orb represents that the monarch is holding the world in their hand, basically every old monarchy has one of those, and I think it's very cool for symbolism. But also bcs of that, I was forced to basically draw catholic fanart so, you win some you lose some. The star halo above him head is both to reference those religious statues with star crowns(I saw them a lot in Europe and they imprinted onto my brain), as well as: his four championships of course!

#TL: 'I don't apologize for winning' 🤭🤭🤭#^ was gonna find some old latin quote to put but was like. oh yeah of course !!!#noy sure if its entirely correct. kinda wanted to email my hs latin teacher to ask but i finished this too late at night #anyways please dont let this flop SKDKLGLVLV #im really proud of it okah 😭😭😭 it was actually so much fun and enjoyable and nice etc dtc #i questioned to myself earlier abt why my chibi art always gets more notes than my detailed art #and i realized. like unless youve been following the lore of my blog. this isnt even recognizable as f1 fanart SJFKLVLV #but thats okay because its my niche brainrot au and i will do what i want >:)#the hair and the relics are def my proudest part of this #i mentioned before but i have trouble yknow translating irl stuff or complicated stuff into drawing #but all of this came really smoothly to me in a very unexpected way #god his hair is just sooooo its ssoooooooo!!!!!!!!! i wanna pet him 🥹#but i think it def helped that i kept posting the process on my close friends #and my two irl friends(as well as some friends on here! ty!!) encouraged me a lot abt it so :D #but anyways yep pls take my brainrot art 🙏🙏 it took me 13+ hours in the span of like 3 days basically #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #catie.art.#boy king au

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becca-e-barnes · 1 year

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Becca, do you have any more dbf!bucky masturbating thots to spare? Pls any crumbs will do🙏🏻❤️

This should technically belong to the ‘Shit he said’ series but this was far too fucking hot and it’s been bouncing around in my empty little head all week

Because the thought of mutual masturbation with dbf!bucky is where my head is at right now. Maybe you’re both a little apprehensive about taking things too fast so mutual masturbation seems like a safe place to start.

“Show me how to touch you.” He’s already got you out of your clothes, his lips are warm on your bare shoulder and dear God, this man is something else.

He’s so much more beautiful naked than he even realises. His skin is so warm against you, a few little grey hairs scattered throughout the darker ones in the centre of his chest and something in you wants to make sure he knows how much you appreciate just looking at him and being able to touch him.

“Touch yourself, sweetheart.” He urges softly, reminding you he’s still very much in the room with you. He isn’t just in your head now.

“Show me how pretty you look when you think of me and touch yourself.” Excitement builds in the pit of your stomach, your fingers slipping between your legs, trailing between your own soaked folds before your fingers start to rub your clit the way you usually would when he isn’t around.

It’s intense with him watching you, his eyes flitting between your face and where your hand is rubbing your messy cunt.

You’re so lost in the sensation of pleasure creeping up your spine that you hadn’t even noticed he’s touching himself now too. His cock is hard, throbbing in his hand while he fucks his fist, dribbling precum over his own fingers already.

“That’s it, good girl. You’re so pretty. For such a smart girl, you go so stupid when you’re horny. Just a pretty little fucktoy sometimes, aren’t you?” This man is filthy and the way his voice seems to have dropped an octave makes you wetter almost instantly. You want to be his fucktoy. You want, if only for an hour or two, to be bent over and mercilessly fucked. He’s got a beautiful way of balancing his respect for you with your mutual desire to explore some wholly disrespectful fantasies.

“Spread your legs, sweetie.” You do as you’re told, spreading your legs and allowing his fingers to trail from your clit to your entrance. “How does it feel to have my precum smeared over your cunt?” You hadn’t realised that’s what he was doing but even just the thought makes you whimper. “Don’t worry. I’ll lick it up for you after you cum for me.” His strokes on his cock are frantic, imagining how you’ll taste mingled with his own subtle precum but even just the promise has your fingers working yourself faster.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #dad’s best friend!bucky #totally stole this from you lol sorry #my assessment on Friday went SO well #confident I’ve definitely got one of the best marks in the class #my Spotify discover weekly gave me loads of new music I actually enjoyed #and I got some unexpected holiday pay for all the holidays I didn’t take in my second job so that’s fun #next week is calmer so I might finally get booked in for my lash lift #good vibes all over

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rudnitskaia · 29 days

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Someone she knows just had a baby and Mau is asked if she wants to hold it, how odes she react?

follow-up question is she good with kids?

Thank you so much for the ask, @coffeintheface, it was super cute to draw! I love to dive into such cozy scenes, they soothe me, and I hope you'll feel that warmth, too. ✨💖✨

And it was the perfect opportunity to show Mau as a kid. :3 Augusto daily tried his best to braid her hair, let's praise the man, he's a pro now. x))

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saiyanandproud · 1 year

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💝DBZHuman! Cooler

Valentine’s day event

DRAGON BALL HUMAN AU

Was it too much of a fan-girl thing to do? Maybe. But Mariko didn't care -- Cooler was such a rockstar he deserved her culinary efforts. And what better occasion to show her admiration than Valentine's day?

After all, he did stop by to autograph her CD, didn't he? Rumors said he never signed anything in the streets because of the risk of being assaulted by fans at every possible chance. But for her, she did it! So she had to return that special favor somehow!

And maybe... Maybe he would have noticed her? Remembered her even? Oh yes, Mariko was adamant: she had to bake something to be remembered by. It was the perfect chance!

In your face, damn puddin_Xeno2, she thought with spite as she gathered the ingredients.

Three hours later...

Her masterpiece was ready. It was a simple chocolate cake, a very basic recipe, but she had put all her skills in decorating it. White cream like Cooler's hair, red strawberries like the sunglasses he always wore... The final touch was a purple box to pack it in, and a note saying 'Thank you again for your autograph! Mariko'.

The delivery boy arrived right as she was done. Mariko handed him the box with quivering hands.

"Take extra care when you deliver it, okay?" She said, handing the boy an extra tip. "This has to be as quick as you can. The whipped cream needs to stay fresh."

The boy reassured her the receiver would have gotten it in less than a hour. Patting hands with a satisfied smile, Mariko went to clean the kitchen, her heart still heading in trepidation. Maybe Cooler would have posted something on his social account about her gift? Good thing she always had notifications up for it!

It was only as she started to put the ingredients away that she realised it. The eggs... They were past their expiration day by over three weeks. What she thought was icing sugar when she was whipping the cream was actually baking soda. And the jar she had picked was not chocolate spread, it was Vegemite.

Maybe her spite for competition kinda distracted her...

Mariko stared at the jar in her hands with a terrified look, blood washing away from her face. Oh yes, something was going to be communicated on Cooler's social accounts by that night, but she suspected it wasn't going to be what she was hoping for...!

Good thing I work in the police department, she thought, cold sweat running down her nape. Or this could have looked really suspicious...!

#ask the patroller #valentine day 2023 #amiz #(GOD THIS WAS FUN AND UNEXPECTED)#(RIP COOLER)

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unexpectedstormy · 5 months

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Hi! I’m curious about Ghost Story.

So it turns out all that I have written is of the intense actions scenes and the conclusion so I ended up writing a little thing just for you. This is from part 2 of this story.

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Hyrule woke up on a cold stone floor. He sat up, feeling rather dizzy and leaned against the wall to get his bearings. A blurry form—Wild he guessed—sat on the other side of the small round stone chamber they were in. It took a minute but Hyrule’s vision sharpened, but everything seemed to retain a softness around the edges, like a little too much ink that soaks into the paper. Hyrule couldn’t remember how they got there or where they were. “Hyrule?” Wild asked. “How are you?” “Something’s wrong with me,” Hyrule said. “Everything is… fuzzy. My head hurts.” “It’s not just you,” Wild said. “My head feels stuffy and foggy.” Hyrule stood up and looked out the narrow archery slot gap in the wall. They were in a high stone tower and below them was a pale forest green landscape, but it seemed to shimmer and distort as if looking through water. Swirls of grey fog whirled around the tower and the ground vanished away. “What are we doing here?” Hyrule asked, sitting down again. “They threw us in here. The door is locked.” Wild replied. “Who did?” “I—don’t know. My memory is… muddled. This doesn’t feel real.” Just then, the door unlocked and opened. A figure, fuzzy at first, then settled into the form of a middle aged woman stood and stared at them. “You can come out now,” she said with a slight bow, then turned and walked away down the corridor.

#fun fact:#they're in the realm of the dead :D #but they aren't dead--this is Samhain's eve when the veil between the world of the living and the dead is at it's thinnest #and these two little scamps stumbled onto the wrong side of it #(don't worry--this story has a happy ending and none of the Links die)#Ghost story #an unexpected ask #fantastic my beloved

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anchoredarchangel · 3 months

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Ok. SO this is totally irrelevant, but I do not have ANY irl friends who like RWRB, so I wanted to tell you.

I just met Aneesh!!!! I won’t say where for her privacy, but she was so incredibly sweet and kind and she even asked my name….. I was able to tell her how much I appreciated her work and it was literally so insane. I’ve literally NEVER met a celebrity in real life so I was honestly shocked.

I just wanted to be able to tell someone who would understand my excitement!!! 😅😅😅

Thank you so much for listening to my rambling!

PS: I know I am keysmashing on your AP3 works too much already but I LOVE LOVE LOVE your works and they give me so much life!!

Ahhhh! Wait this is so exciting!! Congratulations! How fun!!!

ps. No such thing as too much keysmashing! Thank you for reading! 🤍

#heysoreally #unexpected fun in the ask box #rwrb

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sae-mian · 4 months

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🧨 : An unexpected headcanon

oh god another curveball--

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🧨 [???], for [EVERYBODY!] 🧨

THE ROSTER IS PLAYING MINECRAFT. THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

nira'sae: is building hana a petting zoo (hana asked)

minasha: attempting to kill nira'sae (35% success rate)

hana: trying to catch all the mobs/animals (unsuccessfully)

ljómaskyn: fishing

el'ahrairah: has created a functioning computer using redstone??

m'alik: tried to dig a hole to the void, got distracted, killed the enderdragon

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Emoji Prompts

#ffxiv #ffxiv oc #nira'sae #minasha #hana winter #ljoma #el'ahrairah #m'alik tia #thank you for the ask!#the unexpected ones are kinda fun ngl

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ottosbigtop · 5 months

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Looking thru the aac ask blog again… favorite images… truly.

#I’m thinking of boosting it back up…#I got very discouraged bc it didn’t get a lot of traction.#not unexpected of ask blogs! But you know how the numbers get to ur brain.#but i had fun! And I want to do more! It would be cool I think #not a definite but I’m considering it….#misc :0]

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undertalethingems · 9 months

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Unexpected Guests Chapter 10: Page 19

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Gaster's withdrawn from his pursuit for now, and the race to the skeleton brothers' house continues once more--now with more friends to help. With Undyne behind the wheel, it won't take long...

The might be a lull in the action now.... but only for a little bit. The next update comes on August 24th!

#undertale #undertale comic #unexpected guests comic #toriel (undertale)#undyne (undertale)#frisk (undertale)#i mentioned in a recent ask but getting to draw undyne making silly faces was a lot of fun :>#sadly not the last time i'll have to draw a car but. soon i'll be free =u=;

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ilovedthestars · 3 days

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1, 5, and 18 for fic writer asks!

really making me dig through my files, aren't you XD

(Fic writer asks)

the last sentence you wrote

I haven't been writing that much lately, so this is kind of hard to keep track of, but I was working on chapter 8 of Old Unit, Young Unit the other day, so have the last-ish sentence of the bit i was working on:

I can feel Niri’s smile in the feed. Let’s go.

5. first sentence of the fifth paragraph of an unpublished WIP

Let's go with the Salvage or Repair follow-up i've been noodling at for a bit:

Yuma sighs, and turns to look him in the eyes. “Leaving.”

18. if you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic

Sure, i'll do this one twice. Have a cut dialogue exchange from An Unexpected Quarter--I think this was supposed to happen in the intro section where MB is vaguely overhearing a conversation about itself while half-conscious? (not the smoothest way for me to get the exposition out of the way and get to the Emotions, but hey, it was efficient.) Not sure where i was going with this and it makes sense that i cut it, but i think it's kind of fun:

“This unit has a history.” “What kind of history?” “Fifty-seven dead bodies in a mining installation, that’s what kind of fucking history.”

#ask game answers #really enjoying question 18 not gonna lie #wasn't expecting to find anything that interesting in my cuts folders!! but this is fun!!!#stars fic #old unit young unit wip #salvage or repair wip #(the follow up fic doesn't have a title yet)#an unexpected quarter fic

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acewithobsessions · 5 months

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HEYYY

hi

your post has 10,000 notes now

We did it

Achievement unlocked:

Spamming complete!!

It has been done!

I'd like to thank my cat

And summerblade

Who is

Dedicated

#unexpected and fun thank you :)#you are chaotic neutral #summerblademoontime #asks

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presdestigatto · 9 days

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seb giving highest of highs (saying one word for charles is talent while looking proud and fond and almost like weirdly yearning??) and then the lowest of lows (george wdc before charles???)

meaning he doesn’t think talent can solely make you champion - a lot of luck and team as well - which fair enough ferrari are showing very little by little

haha yeah seb definitely knows that. one of his parting remarks to charles was that he hopes charles gets the car he deserves! imo his answers in these videos aren't that serious. every time he does these his responses are super diplomatic (as is the smart and classy thing to do considering he knows them all personally and there's a spotlight on what he says) why i think answering george isn't a dig at ferrari in particular is that ferrari are on the up right now and mercedes are decidedly not

#unless toto has been telling him things about the 26 car lol #i wouldn't put it past him to say george just because of the merc seat rumours like that's the silly sort of thing he would do for fun #ofc again nth against george just that merc has like been in the trenches for ages and are only going downwards so it's an unexpected choic #we curse ferrari a lot here but after the past few years they also know they have to up their operational efficiency #anon asks #does this mean he has zero faith in ferrari to the extent that he doesn't rate them despite merc's flop era?? maybe

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destinationtoast · 1 year

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So, Toasty, how's it going having a cat with diabetes?

Well, it involves a lot more cats in space helmets than I expected, and a lot fewer insulin injections. (So far.)

The big gray boy, Tico, has diabetes. The two girls do not, but they are currently the only ones eating prescription diabetes food, served inside their little cat-stronaut suits (as Ms. Avocado dubbed them). It's a long story. We'll get there.

When we got Tico's diagnosis, the vet said the path to improved Tico health was:

New diet (switch to wet food, and give more limited portions)

Insulin injections 2x/day

Regularly monitor blood glucose levels

But then I got the additional piece of information that you aren't supposed to give a cat insulin unless they've just eaten at least 1/4 of their daily food portion pretty recently. Otherwise, you are overdoing the insulin, and they can get very sick. And unfortunately, my cats are free-feeders, and Tico is a grazer who eats approx two (2) kibbles each time he visits the food bowl. So, new goals and new priorities:

Get Tico to eat enough dry food at one time (2x/day) to give insulin

Start insulin injections

Regularly monitor blood glucose levels

Switch to wet food once he's eating enough (I also found out that they food they're currently on is among the most highly recommended dry foods for diabetic cats, so it's less urgent)

I tried switching them to eating 2x/day, removing their food bowls at other times. They got very frantic, and the two girls would immediately scarf down food whenever food was present. However, Tico got stressed and just stopped eating. The vet was more worried about him not eating than she was about whether he was getting insulin immediately. So, new plan:

Get Tico to eat again and stop stressing

More gradually switch to eating dry food 2x/day

Once he is eating enough at one time, start insulin injections

Regularly monitor blood glucose levels

Switch to wet food gradually

At the advice of the vet, we went back to free-feeding temporarily until Tico calmed down. At her advice, I also put out some of the prescription wet food, separately from his normal food, just to see if Tico might like it. The girls swooped in and gobbled it up. Tico wanted nothing to do with it. Sigh.

Oh, also in here, we tried to take Tico in to get a demonstration of how to give him insulin, and to run some follow up tests -- but I ended up just taking an impressive neck scratch into the vet and seeing a demonstration on a stuffed cat instead, and then watching some YouTube videos along with the vet tech, ahaha. Also, the exam room only had pictures of dogs up on the walls, and no cats at all??

Oh, and also CHICKEN representation before cats??!? Rude.

A couple days later, Tico did seem to chill out and start eating again after a couple days of free-feeding (while continuing to disdain the wet food). So the vet suggested we then try to do mealtimes 4x/per day, and more gradually wean down to two -- and that I "carefully monitor" Tico's intake and only start injections once he's reliably eating plenty.

Monitoring anything with one ravenous cat (Winter) and two extremely wary ones (Tico and Bennet) is difficult -- and controlling portions would be even more so. But Past Me had cleverly ordered SureFeed smart feeders -- the cat-stronaut helmets! -- and they arrived earlier this week. They have RFID readers that pair with each kitty's microchip, and then they only open the lid when that kitty is trying to eat. And then they send your phone notifications like this:

So new goals:

0. Make sure the cats were microchipped when they were kittens (DONE, thank god; the alternative would be to train them to wear collars now with little ID chip tags hanging off them, and my kitties would NOT enjoy collars)

Set up new space helmet feeders, but with all the "smart" features like the automatic lids turned off

Watch kitties run away and hide for a good long while

Watch kitties giraffe their necks out to max length and sniff feeders very suspiciously

Put the feeders into pairing mode (lol) and then lure kitties to the feeders using their new diabetes-friendly treats (mmmm, dehydrated salmon), so that the feeders can register their microchips

Watch kitties get hungry and very grudgingly start to eat from these new strange feeders, still without any of the "smart" features turned on... including watching them sometimes fish the food out with their paws so that they don't actually have to put their heads into the scary space helmets <- we're here right now

(Next step) Use the space helmet feeders' Training Mode to slowly start moving the automatic lids (which will eventually cover up the bowls) a little bit whenever the feeder detects that the correct kitty is nearby

Watch the kitties jump into the air and run and hide (presumably)

Get the kitties gradually used to the lids moving more and more

Eventually, the automatic lids will cover the bowls most of the time, and the feeders will only open the lids for the correct kitty

YAY! Now we can do per-kitty portion control and monitoring!!

Once Tico is relaxed and eating enough at one time, start insulin injections

Regularly monitor blood glucose levels

Switch Tico to wet food gradually (the girls are VERY enthusiastic about the wet food, lol, which is not a bad thing -- they can all make that switch. The only reason I didn't give them wet food before was that I was gone a lot and just leaving out food for them, and that works better with dry food)

Practice wrapping Tico up in a towel regularly and picking him up/moving him a little bit now and then, so that he's calmer about it and easier to take to the vet in the future (and also keep putting treats in his carrier in the hopes that he starts wandering in and out of there more of his own accord) <- actually we're kind of doing this now, too. But he hates it, and I don't want him to get so jumpy that he won't sit still for brushing + injections, so we're not pushing it

The one time my lil dude voluntarily got into his carrier.

While we're working our way up to the stabby steps (11 & 12), I'm simulating insulin injections to get Tico used to the ritual of it. He's extremely hard to catch or hold in place when I want to put into a carrier (or god forbid try to trim his nails or something), but otoh he LOVES sitting next to me on the couch and getting brushed with something toothy:

"Hey Tico -- do you want THE BRUSH???"

He comes over excitedly quivering his lil tail any time and meowing bossily any time I offer him the brush. (He's a little masochist who just wants all his hair pulled out all the time -- we had to stop brushing him as much as he wanted because he started getting little bald patches, so now it's a special treat lol.) And then he jumps up onto the couch and loafs right next to me, facing away from me, so I can easily brush him -- which is also exactly where I would want him to be if I were to give him an injection. So I've been brushing him a little bit after meals and pinching his scruff, and it's been going well. I think he'll actually adapt quite easily to my doing the toothy brushing + a quick jab in the scruff (which cats hardly feel).

Doing the glucose monitoring might be harder. But I am not worrying about that step yet, aside from having ordered a home glucose monitoring system for cats! (Also not worrying yet about how I have to catch him in 12 days to board him at the vet, where they will run a few more tests on him and give him insulin, assuming he eats and doesn't just go on hunger strike due to the stress of being boarded for the first time ever.)

At least we caught the diabetes early, so even though I should be giving him insulin as soon as possible, it's not as dire as it could be.

But. Yeesh. This is all kind of a lot! I remember all this being much easier for my parents when their kitty got diabetes, because he was the world's most nonchalant cat. Mine are not that. :) But we shall get through this time of stressful transitions, and then a lot of this will hopefully be much easier.

#little kitty fantastico #my cats are highly atypical ex-ferals #and I've been lax about training them to be handled #this should not be this hard for most people #though i don't think it's exactly fun for anyone #and certainly expensive #(which is fortunately not an issue for me though thanks to kind followers who asked about that)#toasty's adventures in unexpected feral kittens #feline diabetes #op

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