#Uzumaki Househusband AU

[gingerakao]

Uchi - maki #1

@rayshippouuchiha​ I’ve created one of the Uchi - maki children.

My thoughts while designing Hajime under the cut

Even though Hajime is said to look like Itachi but with different hair colour I still wanted him to look like his own person, that’s why he has a braid instead of a ponytail and his eyes aren’t black but navy blue. I also gave him a sharingan and possible mangekayo form but darker than normal cuz I have this headcanon that only uchiha’s with dark eyes, be it black, dark red/green/yellow/blue can awaken the sharingan but then it’s not purely red, then the sharingan red is mixed with the eyes colour.

While giving Hajime clothes I knew one thing, baggy clothes. He was supposed to also have a coat but it was not cooperating. Also, while lookign to Itachi’s character sheets I found out that young Itachi had no shoes so I thought it would be fun if Hajime also wasn’t wearing shoes too often, or, at all. Also fingerless gloves and black nail polish. 

When I was looking for a hawk summon for Hajime I went with the only kind I knew the name of and At first I thought Red Tailed Hawk would be good for him but then I saw Black Faced Hawk and knew this was the one. So Hajime can summon those.

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #sns #narusasu #sasunaru #my art #naruto oc #Uzumaki Househusband AU

[rayshippouuchiha]

I was going through Pinterest and oh my lord. I couldn’t find the artists for these, but they deserved to be shared!

Foxbride Au vibes:

Shadows and strength au vibes:

Uzumaki Househusband vibes:

2 shinobi and a baby vibes:

Bonus long hair Naruto (vry regal looking):

Oh ohhh yesssss

#RayRambles #Naruto

[sasutiddy]

Ok more hokage's househusband Sasuke because i have brainrot and this AU has become a lot more than expected

Sasuke and Naruto elope right after the war, half because they just realized that they are crazy in love and half because Naruto really doesn't want Sasuke to go to jail, and mayhaps being the husband of a war hero will cut him some slack

So Yeah, they are the first of their generation getting married but they do so with only a few people present (team taka, team 7, and Iruka) right after Sakura estabilizes them, so IMAGINE everyones surprise when they come back attached by the hip and being lovey dovey

Tsunade sees that shit and goes binge drinking immediately because if she, at any moment, was doubting passing the hat to Kakashi, now she was sure SURE

They go back to Konoha alright, but the second Sasuke steps inside village territory he is forbidden from getting out until he "proves himself" to the elders, he hears that shit and immediately decides that he is going to be a bitch about this

After some fighting he gets the Uchiha compound land back with Kakashi's help and starts renovating babyy, and out of pettiness he doesn't let anyone else live in there outside of him and Naruto, the whole thing is mostly a fully planned giant forest/garden around a big house, also he puts a big ass wall around the whole thing, the elders are, of course, furious

After some months in, Sasuke kinda settles in his new Konoha life, since he already kinda decided that he'll just wait to get permission to go out of the village from Naruto when he ends up being Hokage, he decides that in the meantime he might as well learn a thing or two about caring for their house and pets and things like that (also, how to take care of the growing collection of house plants that Naruto is buying)

And with that, Sasuke starts....taking care of the house when Naruto is away, a thing that happens a bit more often when Naruto starts his Hokage training; (it's kinda earlier than expected, but Kakashi really knows that with Naruto, he'll have to pass down so much because that boy has so many gaps in knowledge) so, Sasuke learns how to cook well, specially the recipes from his mom's cookbook, learns how hard it is to clean a house, (he regrets building it so big in his lazier days) and overall learns how nice and fulfilled he actually feels while caring for his new home with the man he loves

Naruto and Sasuke quickly become pet fanatics; Sasuke starts the whole thing with falcons, but then after that he just gets a bird obssession, at one point he buys chickens, he raises chickens and he's very happy with that, Naruto, on the other hand, gets kinda crazy when he realizes he can have frogs, and fish and things like that!!! The pounds around the forest are full of frogs and pretty koi fish

Once Naruto becomes Hokage Sasuke gets his "can get out of Konoha" free card, but he mostly doesn't use it: like yeah, he goes out to see team Taka for a bit and see if he can bring them back with him (they didn't go after the war because they were kinda afraid of being locked up) and when he does finally convince them they kinda take a few weeks to just hang out and chill together, after that he takes some vacations and sometimes accompanies Naruto when he goes to other villages, but he does not go on missions and a fuckton of people are very mad at him for it

When they get kids (and they get kids of course) Sasuke is, of course, the stay at home parent, and he is an INVOLVED one at that, he is there and present at EVERYTHING, and even if both him and Naruto discovered that Naruto can be a bit of a workaholic, he gets his husband in line to be just as present in their kids lifes (he sometimes has to remind himself with how little affection Naruto can run with, and how he seems to think it's the same for everybody else, it takes a while, but they kinda fix it little by little)

Once the kids are at the academy Sasuke and Shino start a very...weird friendship, they always look like they are plotting murder when they are just talking abt which bugs would work the best in pollinating Sasuke's new flower garden or whatever

The few times a year Sasuke and Shikamaru have to see eachother are everyone's else's hell, the entire village always seems to forget how much those two like to inconvenience and bother eachother when they are in proximity, Naruto and Temari say it's because of how long they spend apart: Suna and Konoha are far away and being ambassador and literal desert princess is enough for Shikamaru and Temari to not come to visit that often, and time makes people forget how bad Sasuke and Shikamaru can get

Chunnin exams with Sasuke screaming at the top of his lungs for his kid to obliterate everyone, Naruto almost does the same but is stopped by Sakura every time before he starts a war or something

Sasuke drives people in the Hokage tower CRAZY at least twice a week, he brings Naruto lunch and they always end up making out in the office or smt like that, more than one person has entered the place just to find them in compromising situations, Sakura constantly reminds them that the place is full of windows and it's easy as shit to see them

They are disgustingly in love, and happy, and everyday Naruto gets home and says "I'm home!" and Sasuke responds "Welcome home" with a soft smile on his lips and they have a quick kiss before Naruto goes to talk with the kids, and after that, when Sasuke is all done with his chores and things like that, they'll sit in the front porch side by side, holding hands, and watch the kids run around and play or train around the forest, Naruto will talk abt his day and ask Sasuke about his, and they'll be the most fulfilled they've ever been in their entire lives

#The Hokage's househusband AU #sns #Sasunaru #sasunarusasu #narusasu #narusasunaru #long post #Naruto gaiden AU #Naruto #Sasuke #Uzumaki Naruto #Uchiha Sasuke #this kinda sappy damn #they deserve it tho

[narutobookshelf]

Superhero AU One-Shot

In which Minato and Kushina are alive, and are raising their son while also leading their universe’s answer to the Justice League (Minato) and serving as District Attorney (Kushina) and being superheroes (both of them).

Characters: Minato, Kushina, Naruto, Kurama, (featuring Genma + mentioned others)

Pairings: Kushina/Minato

Wordcount: 770

Rating: G

“You’ll never guess,” Kushina is saying before Minato has even made it all the way through the door. “What your son did in school today.”

Minato freezes and debates the merits of turning right around and going back to doing paperwork at the office. The chances are high that whatever Naruto did will have resulted in more of it for him and it's always good to stay ahead. Genma snickers, slaps his shoulder with a quiet but cheerful, “good luck, boss!” and dashes back towards the road where Raidō is waiting with the car.

Technically, Minato can beat him back there without even breaking a sweat, and they both know it. But it would be hypocritical of him to run away when he’s always told Naruto its best to face your problems head-on.

“Usually when you say that it's actually because of something caused by the fact that he’s your son.” Minato replies, matching Kushina’s welcoming, cheerful tone, hanging his coat up on its hook by the door. He nearly trips over Naruto’s shoes, discarded in the entryway, right beside the heels Kushina only wears on days when she has court.

Kushina appears in the hall, huffing. Minato’s suspicions are confirmed when Kurama’s (ridiculously) deep voice follows her. “They deserved it!”

He speeds down the hall, sweeping Kushina into his arms as he passes her, setting her softly on her feet once they have joined Kurama and Naruto in the kitchen. An empty cup falls to the floor, knocked from the counter by Minato’s air displacement. Normally, he’d catch it, but he’s too busy kissing his wife to bother.

“You’re so gross.” Naruto groans and Minato shakes himself from his Kushina-induced daze to turn his attention to their son and the fox-sized and shaped symbiote sitting in his lap. The two of them have matching innocent expressions on their faces, though Naruto’s been distracted from maintaining his by his filial disgust.

They both also look exceptionally grumpy.

Minato spent three hours today mediating between Fugaku and Hiashi. He has no sympathy.

(One of these days, probably soon, one of the Uchiha is going to snap and go on an arson spree. He just knows it. It’ll probably be Shisui. Hopefully, they can manage to hold off until Minato has retired. As uncharacteristic as that consideration would be of them. Minato is just glad that they mostly like him. Or respect him at least. It would be all kinds of hell if they were still as disdainful of him as they were before he became the most lauded Hero in their part of the world.)

“So what happened at school today?”

“It’s a really good thing that Iruka is his homeroom teacher, is what happened.” Kushina mutters in his ear and Kurama huffs, offended. The gesture is so reminiscent of Kushina that Minato takes a moment to wonder how many of Kushina’s mannerisms Naruto has inherited because he is her son, and how many of them have been passed on to him through their mutual symbiote. His family is so weird.

They are the best.

“She deserved it!”

“You,” Minato points at the symbiote sternly, “Know better.” He still doesn’t know what happened, but Kushina has a look on her face like she actually agrees and Minato has long gotten used to the fact that he’s usually left holding the disciplinarian role between the two of them. Not because Kushina can’t be stern, but rather because she tends to encourage Naruto.

A couple more of Kurama’s tails spring up from where they are wound around Naruto’s forearm, connecting the two of them, and he gekkers at Minato. Minato ignores him with the ease of long practice.

“So what actually happened, Naruto?”

“Ino made Hinata cry,” Naruto says sulkily. “And we got mad and growled at her. That’s all.”

“You grew two tails, Naruto.” Kushina groans, flopping down in an ungainly sprawl of limbs beside their son, uncaring of the way it rumples her pantsuit. Her hand creeps over to rest on Kurama’s fur and she strokes softly, most likely unaware of her own actions. “Kurama flashed his eyes at her. We’ve talked about this! You have civilian classmates who could have seen if Iruka hadn’t interfered! If you can’t control yourselves Kurama can’t keep sharing with you at school.”

“Moooooooooooom!” Naruto wails.

Minato thinks for a second of his home office and the improvements to HQ cyber-security he’d been planning on playing with this evening. He smiles and pulls up Ichiraku’s app on his phone to place their usual order.

Looks like he’ll be spending his night with his family instead.

However will he cope?

#Naruto #Superhero AU #Namikaze Minato #Uzumaki Kushina #uzumaki naruto #Kurama #My Fanfiction #Genma likes to mock his boss and laugh about how miserable he is being a family man #jokes on him #Minato ADORES being a family man #he'd be happy to retire and be a househusband honestly #Kushina is possibly plotting to conquer the world #Minato approves of this #because then all the paperwork will be her problem #and he can just be her arm candy #Naruto thinks his parents are gross #but also really cool #and he wouldn't trade them for the world #Kurama wants to know how he got saddled with this disaster family

[naruhinaluvrx]

Role reversal cause it's a cute concept.

Now,you can dislike Hinata being Hokage all you want,but Housewife Naruto is precious and he will smack with a ladle if you say otherwise.

#Naruhina #Naru x Hina #Naruto x Hinata #Naruto Uzumaki x Hinata Hyuga #Naruto Uzumaki x Hinata Uzumaki #Naruhina AU #Naruhina Role Reversal #Naruhina Role Swap #Uzumaki Family #Uzumaki Family AU #Sunshine Family #Hokage Hinata #Housewife Naruto #Househusband Naruto #Housedad Naruto #Naruto #Naruto Uzumaki #Hinata #Hinata Hyuga #Hinata Uzumaki #Boruto #Boruto Uzumaki #Himawari #Himawari Uzumaki #Shikamaru #Shikamaru Nara

[ao3feed-sasusaku]

by YogSoThots

Somebody's got to deal with the fact that there is a monster househusband at the Uchiha compound, and considering his very pregnant wife's mood, looks like it's going to be Sasuke. Considering she's only home for maternity leave in her final days and stuck in the house all day with their recently-reanimated in-laws for company and they're a passionate bunch, it was inevitable, really. Turns out, it's not only the new parents having big feelings about the impending birth.

Words: 10327, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Naruto

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Uchiha Itachi, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Izuna, Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Naruto

Relationships: Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Fugaku/Uchiha Mikoto, Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto

Additional Tags: full circle au, Domestic Fluff, Disability, Disabled Character, those uchiha men, Home, Pregnancy, Family Dynamics, Cleaning, Grocery Shopping, Cooking, Uchiha Itachi Being a Good Brother, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fix-It of Sorts, Post-Fourth Shinobi War, way of the househusbands?, bless mikoto, out there with them disasters, Sharingan, Uchiha Sasuke Returns to Konoha, Baby Sarada, Brothers, Grief/Mourning, Blindness, Childbirth, Mild Blood, improper use of sharingan, uncle Itachi

#ao3feed #sasusaku #ssfic #ssfanfic #ss fanfiction #ss fic #ss fanfic #sasuke #sakura

[nonbinarysasukes]

hokage!kushina au

minato rejected being hokage bc he knew his fiance had always wanted it, and bc he knew she had better leadership skills, so he recommended her for the post instead. and when the new hokage was announced as kushina uzumaki, kushina didn’t cry (minato did though). she squealed and hugged minato, then calmed herself down saying, “a hokage has to be cool and composed-ttebane!”

because of kushina’s smart thinking to put mikoto and fugaku on watch while she’s birthing, kurama is held back and sealed into her once more after naruto is born. minato and kushina raise their son into a wonderful (gay) boy. kushina and her bff mikoto find out abt danzo and have him sentenced to death. the members of root, including the children, are freed. 

kushina also abolishes the shitty team setup of “two boys one girl” and starts failing the incompetent boys and passing more girls instead. women’s rights in konoha have never been this good. more than half the anbu is now the women who never got a chance to fight bc of konoha’s elitist system. mikoto is promoted to captain like she should have been so many years ago.

kushina outlaws the hyuuga branch system to much outrage which thankfully calms down soon enough. hinata is never kidnapped bc konoha’s guards aren’t negligent. as a result, hizashi never dies, and he and neji are treated fairly. neji, hinata and hanabi grow up like siblings. hinata grows out of her stuttering habit and becomes a calm, mature young ninja. hanabi is the same bright, talented firework who goes on to lead the hyuuga. neji settles down with lee and gaara as an anbu of konoha many years later.

team gai remains the same, with their wholesome dynamic. neji plays along with lee’s rivalry, all the while hiding his huge crush on lee. tenten just smirks at them the whole time.

tenten gets to study under kushina - surprisingly the uzumaki clan also has a history of weapons. tenten falls in love immediately. she and temari draw in the chuunin exams and tenten gets enough courage to ask her out. they get married after steadily dating for five years straight. temari is the kazekage, so they get to meet on political missions (which end up being just makeout sessions but no one needs to know)

team 8 have kurenai sensei, as usual. she’s not with asuma bc he’s a creep but dates shizune instead. kibahinashino is a thing ok?! hinata is the team leader no questions asked. kiba and shino work amazingly well with her and they all lead feminist rallies together. kurenai has fun with her kids.

anko gets actual. fucking. therapy. kushina lets her nuke oro***maru herself. jiraiya is given a proper dressing-down for his perverted and irresponsible behavior and reforms himself. he takes an active interest in helping orphans and starts tons of orphanages. tsunade returns to konoha eventually and is also given a right scolding by rin and kushina. shizune joins in too.

kakashi, who moved in with kushina and minato not long after obito’s “death”, grows up as naruto’s big bro/uncle of sorts. rin grows to become a strong medic-nin, even learning from tsunade, and is easily able to fight off her kidnappers with a few punches, thus staying alive. obito never finds rin’s body and soon realises madara’s intents, managing to kill him while he’s asleep and running home to konoha where he reunites with his team. obito is fully pardoned by kushina, who gives him a huge hug as she announces his pardoning. minato cries.

there’s no uchiha coup bc they saved the whole damn village and are now respected and well loved. the uchihas also show their warmer side to konoha, which endears them further. fugaku retires from ninja work bc he’s Stressed TM and becomes a househusband. mikoto’s cool enough for both of them anyway, he reasons.

kakashi retires from ninja-ing at 20 and starts dating gai, whom obito sets him up with. rin and obito become the closest of friends but never get together bc obito gets over his puppy crush and rin’s aro. yamato adopts shin and sai, and obito and yamato start dating. 

naruto, sasuke and sakura are still put on the same team with yamato as a sensei, but naruto and sasuke grow up as really close friends. sakura never has a rivalry with ino bc sasuke’s always goofing around with naruto and doesn’t come off as ‘cool’ and ‘crushable’ - though he does grow into his coolness later lmao - and sakura later starts dating ino. (sasuke and naruto and sai set them up.)

team 7 are the BEST of friends, and when sai is added to the team (having had to undergo therapy to reverse root’s brainwashing) he fits in perfectly. he and sasuke have fun making dick jokes. naruto and sakura just face-palm at the two.

naruto’s still a bit of a goof and quite awkward, but he doesn’t have such a problem with chakra as he used to. he’s also talented with sealing, having been taught by kushina personally! he’s all-round average as he doesn’t have much stamina, but a brave shinobi. when he is fourteen he’s made the jinchuriki in an official ceremony.

sasuke pretends he can control naruto through his sharingan and scares him for nearly a month before revealing he’s joking. naruto was so mad (esp bc kushina and minato played along, like of COURSE)

sakura learns from rin rather than tsunade, who turns out to be a wayyyy better role model. she learns a lot about being a medic-nin and even develops her own style of taijutsu - blossom fist, which relies on strong and super-fast attacks by focusing on making the chakra overflow in an opponent’s bones, essentially breaking them. sakura also spends a lot of time with sasuke, both training their genjutsu together.

sasuke awakens his sharingan when he is twelve and itachi comes home half-dead from a mission. he turns out to be extremely talented with the doujutsu, perhaps more so than any member of his clan. itachi teaches him swordplay as well. sasuke also hones his lightning ability and, having never relied on the mangekyou, becomes a master of the regular ability of the sharingan. he receives training from kakashi and becomes almost as good a copy-nin as him.

tenten becomes hokage soon after kushina. sakura is her right-hand. sasuke and naruto are joint anbu captains (minato and fugaku are so proud). kushina officiates sakura and ino’s wedding. everyone’s actually happy.

kushina is regarded as konoha’s strongest hokage until tenten. she and tenten are considered to be on the same level. they’re even called “the twin queens” across the five shinobi countries.

anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk lol ik this got long but i wanted everyone and sadly i couldn’t have the akatsuki and everybody bc let’s be real how much can i type? i might put it in a part 2 tho!

#kushina #minato #kakashi #obito #rin #gai #neji #lee #hinata #shino #kiba #hanabi #fugaku #mikoto #itachi #sasuke #naruto #sakura #anko #tsunade #jiraiya #kurenai #asuma #minakushi #fugamiko #nejileegaa #kibashinohina #tentema #sasunaru #inosaku

[rayshippouuchiha]

Uzumaki Househusband. How would family pictures work for them. There’s so many kids, would it even fit in a single one? And when the grandbbabies come into play, would one of their kids follow in Sasuke’s footsteps?

Eventually their family pictures are all just done Class Photo Style with Sasuke on one end of the bleachers and Naruto on the other and their entire brood lines up between them.

And oh yeah there's gonna be at least one grandkid who is gonna think Grandpa Sasuke had the right idea about family and their ultimate goal is to have an even bigger family.

#RayRambles #Naruto #Uzumaki Househusband AU

[rayshippouuchiha]

I think that at the 20th Uchimaki spawn Sakura is gping to threaten Sasuke because 20 is too much! No more babies for you!

But the thing is, the Uchimakis are like their parents, meaning, most of them have at least 1 child. The exceptions have 4/5 but some have none because they're not interested romance but are happy to help tale care of their younger siblings/nieces/nephews

I'm also certain that every person is going to marry INTO the Uchimaki clan never the other way

By the time the Uchimaki's start numbering in the double digits Sakura is threatening Sasuke with a vasectomy at every possible opportunity.

Sasuke's gonna accidentally realize the Uchiha dream of taking over the Elemental Nations and he's gonna do it completely on accident as his and Naruto's hoard of demonic children slowly overtake everything

#RayRambles #Naruto #Uzumaki Househusband AU

[rayshippouuchiha]

i was rereading uzumaki househusband and i think more than a few uchimaki spawn will hunt possible spouses for sport even if they lived their whole lives in konoha

Oh agreed.

And there's gonna be a lot of people either hoping and praying that no one from their blood line catches one of the Uchimaki spawn's attention and a lot of people actively aiming to.

#RayRambles #Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto

[rayshippouuchiha]

uzumaki house husband au: once even only the first batch of precious hellspawn are eating solid foods Teuchi is going to have to at least Double the amount of ramen he makes each week, which already included naruto’s portion

Look Teuchi sees Naruto and Sasuke around the village with the first hellspawn still in diapers and immediately starts crying because he’s rich.  He’s going to be filthy goddamn rich.

And then there’s at least one of the Uchi-maki kids who doesn’t really like ramen and Teuchi is like “Bet” because by this point it’s a matter of pride and godsdamn it he’s gonna collect the set.

Man single handedly refines a tomato ramen recipe sure to lure in any Sasuke spawn around.

#Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto #Anonymous #RayRambles

[rayshippouuchiha]

Sasuke: Who’s secondary godparent this time? We’ve already named Sakura twice.

Naruto: Yeah. She said that she’s already our officially listed doctor for the entire family and if she gets named godparent again before she has a kid of her own she’s coming for our methods of procreation. I don’t think she meant it as asking for tips, either, ‘ttebayo.

Sasuke: Well, the only one of the Rookies 12 we haven’t made a godparent is Kiba and none of my children are going to the shinobi who still rolls around in the dirt when he’s bored.

Naruto: Mmmn. Konohamaru? He’s a genīn now.

Sasuke: He also taught Hitomi how to say “fuck”. You know the rules.

Naruto: “Our kids learn to curse from us and only us. They’re going to hear it anyways, so they might as well learn how to do it right.” — okay, fine. Shizune-nee’s only been named once.

Sasuke: Acceptable.

Naruto: There’s also Lee, he’s only been named once too.

Sasuke: No.

Naruto: You still bitter cause he beat your ass that one time when we were 12? Cause I thought you got over that when we named him the first time.

Sasuke: ...

Sasuke: First of all, no. Second of all, Green Jumpsuits.  It took us six months to break the twins out of wearing the ones Lee bought them. We’re not doing that again.

Naruto: .... fair

#Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto #Anonymous #RayRambles

[rayshippouuchiha]

househusband au: they could bribe yamato w/ free passes from village wide pranks & maybe cookies. cookies are hard to say no to. even when you’ve had like 5 just a few mins ago.

Naruto: Hey, Yamato-sensei! We need some building done!

Yamato: No.

Sasuke: We’ll make you a godparent if you don’t.

Yamato: *suddenly wearing a hard hat* So you want this remodel to be how big now? Give me the details, nothing’s too big or too small, let me know what I’m working with here. Also this wall around the Compound? Gonna make it at least 20 ish feet taller. Good? Good.

#Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto #SasuNaru #Anonymous #RayRambles

[rayshippouuchiha]

How hard is Shikamaru gonna cry when he's named a godparent in the househusband au? Because I feel like that would just break the entirety of his soul. He grew up with Naruto and Sasuke- he was there to watch that dumpster fire of a relationship develop and fall apart and develop again. He knows first hand how like that™️ they both are. He knows the chaos their kids will cause. He will never sleep peacefully again.

Shikamaru and Shikaku both are gonna be like “is living really worth it?”

#Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto #khaosshinigami #RayRambles

[rayshippouuchiha]

Sasuke: We need you to build us a bigger house. Possibly several. We’re out of room.

Yamato: Not my problem.

Sasuke: I’m making it your problem.

Yamato: You don’t scare me.

Naruto: Do you really want our kids running loose in Konoha?

Yamato: [terrified at the prospect] We should also put in a pool!

Yamato: As a matter of fact, we should make the Compound a small, self sustaining village all on its own. 

#Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto #SasuNaru #wishfulcynic #RayRambles

[rayshippouuchiha]

Uchimaki baby Beniko really out here stealing your mans with her adorably lil pudgy fingers grasping into his flak jacket, all puppy-eyes of cute curiousity, huh?

$10 says Kakashi is just feral-parental replacement unit enough to growl when someone tries to take her away. It’s his goddaughter. Back off.

There’s pictures floating out there with a mask less Kakashi asleep one couch with an infant on his chest napping, a certain mask grasped in her hand. She has succeeded where many others could never dare.

Oh Beniko has him wrapped and I can’t even be mad because she’s perfect.

Kakashi getting low-key jealous if anyone else gets too much of her attention even though he’d rather take a gut wound than admit it.  Gai or Yamato show up and even look in Beniko’s direction and Kakashi’s like “oh no I’ve accidentally summoned my entire pack of ninken, shame I’ve got no one to help me play with them”.

And Beniko? Oh no she loves her Kakashi. Good luck getting a picture of them napping cause that kid has ears like a fucking bat and will wake up and throw herself across Kakashi’s face to keep anyone from seeing him but her.

It’s adorable.

#Uzumaki Househusband AU #Naruto #Anonymous #RayRambles