#WIFE LOCATED

[mxwhore]

the fungeons are getting to me • tipjar

#fear and hunger #cahara #enki ankarian #d'arce #ragnvaldr #crow mauler #moonless #the girl #tessart #please donate so my wife can be free #i love the thicket as a location. i never want to be there in my life

[murdermitties]

And I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks, and I Saw your mom she forgot that I existed and It's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim I'll drink alcohol 'til my friends come home for Christmas And I'll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose

Stick Season - Noah Kahan

#mothwing #leafpool #mothpool #mothwing x leafpool #warrior cats #wc #apparently i have a thing for tragic lesbians #these two and daisy and squilf too #stick season by noah kahan lives rent fucking free in my head as a mothpool song #what if your wife died and you had to hear about it second hand #and you dont believe in god so you can never see her ghost as she sadly follows you wishing you'd look back at her #i know I KNOW thats not how starclan works in the books BUT I DO NOT CARE #tragedy is my bread and butter when it comes to these two #what if you haunted only the places where you and your wife went on dates and met up #but she's always somewhere else and you never guess the right location and you dont hear her talk to the air hoping youd hear her

[doctorsiren]

I go feral when people draw these two together

#doctorsiren #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf sister location #ballora #springtrap #william afton #fnaf fanart #springtrap x ballora #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #I just have so many thoughts…like it’s not like Clara’s soul is inhabiting Ballora #so it’s just him still in love with this robot he made to represent his wife #and he loves he more than he loved Clara because he made Ballora and so he made her ‘perfect’ #ANYWAYYSSSSS the robotic pattern continues 🤭 #she’s so pretty dude *hiding her in-game model behind my back so no one thinks about how canonically freaky she looks* #I know the quality will be decimated *siiiiigh*

[s1nful-sa1nt]

little pencil doodles bc I can't bring my drawing tablet to work :((

Mia Stone my beloved

also I just think it's really funny that her fiancé is named W. Afton

#look i just think shes neat #do I have a thing for teachers? it sure looks that way doesn’t it #but yeah yall know that theory that Ballora is possessed by William Afton's dead wife? #anyway #mia stone #that's not my neighbor #ballora #fnaf ballora #fnaf sister location

[willyhoos]

she was made just for me.

#fnaf #elizabeth afton #circus baby #fnaf sister location #afton family #tragic tale of two redheads #no one in the afton family looks like eachother and i love it #mom has blonde hair daughter has red hair green eyes evan has dark hair mike and pg have light brown hair blue eyes what what what #personally. i headcanon. evan as um ummmm not . ummmm fully afton #if u catch my drift #idk who cheated purple guy or purple wife but ONE OF THEM was unfaithful #five nights at freddy's #my nyart #anyway

[bumblingbabooshka]

Going into the Tuvok tag and seeing a bunch of people shouting his name with ‘Picard’ also tagged makes me feel like Troi: “Something terrible happened here...I have a bad feeling....”

#I can't wait for him to get out of idk being tortured or doing drugs or whatever and then go #'Indeed that was most unpleasant but not nearly as unpleasant as spending time with my wife' #Just watched a clip and honestly him showing up only to be being tortured at some undisclosed location is so him. SUCH a damsel in distress #that guy. If he dies I'm killing jean-luc picard & seven. The people not the actors playing them v_v I'll find a way. #I can literally see it now: they get there but its too late ohnooo seven's crying oh no you were like a father to me and tuvoks last words #are said while in her arms and then I come up from behind with a STEEL CHAIR-???

[jasper-crow]

I guess this is first time all 30 of y'all who follow me get to see my face lol. I just feel very cute today in my uniform with my new belt and glasses.

💙💙💙I love love love accessorizing my work uniforms 💙💙💙

(You're okay to reblog if you want y'all)

#i look so good in this #thanks to my wife for whatever he did in the edits? #idk how to do that stuff 😅 #ughhhh i feel sooooo cute today #I dont think ive posted my face online in like..... #7 years? #femme4butch #union femme #femme mechanic #i love turning heads at work #when all the guys know im queer as fuck and they've got no shot #its been great just being out and myself since moving locations #def not butch bait #id 100% never shamelessly post butch bait #butch bait

[unopenablebox]

i'm fighting demons but the demon is making biweekly posts about how perfect 🌸 is

#i hear your objection but right now those posts are weekly at MOST. #girlfriend tag #box opener #does everyone else have really good impulse control to only say things online that have content or are interesting #or is the intense degree of my interest in and emotional responses to my girlfriend itself some kind of weird problem unique to me #they're just. so charming and great. yesterday i got really excited #because after about two hours of being apart i walked to the location where i had arranged to meet them #and they were there‚ in the location. #not like doing anything. we didn't have plans. they were wearing a jacket? and sitting on a ledge swinging their legs cutely? #but i also sometimes get that excited if they're just standing still and not wearing a jacket. so idk. #i know other people have blogs and also partners they like! am i just discovering that i lack the facet of self-discipline that everyone #else uses to avoid inventing the tumblr version of a wife guy

[mmmmmmmmicrowave]

Some of my buddies got me back into the FNaF brainrot… can’t stop thinking about dynamics… especially thinking about Michael Afton and Molten Freddy right now.

Also realized it’s not exactly that confirmed/likely that Ballora is possessed by Williams wife?? If she isn’t then i believe Molten Freddy doesn’t even contain any souls, but if he does then somewhere in that tangle is Afton’s wife..

What if Emily is fueling Funtime Freddy’s already violent nature with her own rage? What if Funtime Foxy is making them even louder and more arrogant… this is why I love amalgamations

And I know bonbon is theoretically part of molten Freddy but what if it got lost in the mix? It’s clearly a key mechanism for keeping Funtime Freddy under control.. what would Molten do if presented with a plush Bonnie.. or if he had the opportunity to befriend another Bonnie?

From what I’m aware the rockstar animatronics are specifically not violent.. what if Molten decides this could be his new bonbon…

alright I was tagging this and?? I think I got the name of Afton’s wife wrong if she even has a canon first name.. absolutely thought she was Emily for some reason

#Fnaf #speculation #pizza sim #ballora #sister location #michael afton #Emily Afton #I thought Emily was the wife- #molten Freddy

[kushamisaru]

No I can't hang out today I'm crying because King Deshret took a huge patch of land and froze it at his beloved Nabu Malikata's favorite time of day, to honor her memory. Also when you put the letters back on their chairs her flowers only bloom on his chair even though they went exctinct when she died. Only in the testament to his love; a place untouched by time, do they still grow. Anyway yeah it's probably gonna be all day sorry.

#genshin impact #I am SO MENTALLY ILL AAAAAAHBJXJHDJDJSJ #yeah yeah I know I'm doing this quest late shut up #anyway that's easily my favorite location in the game now and I don't see that changing anytime soon #King Deshret put his whole Desshy into giving his wife a beautiful resting place #sorry I'm. trying to cope with humor

[the-kipsabian]

#penelope ford #kip sabian #aew #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night edits #this probably originated from another gallery but i cant locate it so take a link to the roh twitter whatever #anyways i think i need to go to bed. doing this just made me more upset about this mmm #my beloved #vampire wife #kip in a box

[mizzmellos]

what's in your fanny pack?

#Mail Jeevas #this is so old but i had fun doing it lol #i need to do more lineless doodles #you can date it bc of the fallout 4 reference. which meant my wife was obsessively playing fo4 #bc she really does have a little notebook like that and wrote down the locations of all the magazines LOL #mizz art

[blackvahana]

8/4/24

Lev took me to his plane again last night. The windows were full of bright sunlight, worthy of this place in the Sun King's tower. I was distracted though by the plane itself, which was registering as stained glass - I want to say "shattered" stained glass, but really it was deconstructed, dissolved, as if the ocean itself had eroded the metal between the pieces leaving the glass itself perfect and intact. It's whole, even while apart. It's sand on the beach and the waves too, bright and lucid and accepting of all that light that he himself streams into it.

#Did not realise the connection between stained glass and. literally any symbolism until now but yeah he's The Sun King so #astral diary #Visions // #Location: Sun Tower #I actually. don't. know where it is but I am pretty sure it's above the ground lmfao. I just know this room #And I know it's in Lev's space #Plane: wife

[sabermoonlight1616]

To be honest, I still haven't decided which empire the Ro'Meave brothers are going to end up in first

But I personally find it funny if they landed in Mezalea after the explosive fate of their original universe

Like here's this former League of Villain member, Jerymimiahmism founder, unhinged madman murderer, former swamp ogre in his not-so-natural habitat

who does not want to join in any of the lore shenanigans his friends are doing

and just wants to show off his building skills by constructing the giant AF palace

And then all of the sudden, lore appears to him in the form of three random kids from another dimension

who decided to camp in his concrete factory for some reason (Garroth may or may not have destroyed some of the clones who came too close to their hiding spot)

and then follow him around like lost ducklings (Vylad's fault, he just started crawling after Joel and his brothers followed him immediately)

After a week of thinking of a solution, he decided to sail to his wife's empire with the Ro'Meaves in tow

And then he tells her

"Forget the blue axolotl, I have acquired us children.

"Extra: Joel presents mini Garroth to Lizzie and added "This kid wears blue, so he should count as a possible heir to the ocean, right?"

#empires smp #empires s1 #esmp #esmp joel #esmp lizzie #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #aphmau #garroth ro'meave #zane ro'meave #vylad ro'meave #ro'meave brothers #still doesn't have a name for this AU yet #news flash: local short king locates three kids then brings them to his tall fish wife as offerings #insert confused mini ro'bros and a ten foot tall lizzie squealing at their cuteness #she also wondered whether her husband kidnapped them from somewhere #spoilers: he didn't

[une-sanz-pluis]

every now and again I think about Eleanor Cobham is buried somewhere in Beaumaris and get really sad about how no one knows where (and that no one but me and maybe 3 other people care).

#there was a fair bit of folklore about her on the isle of man but now it's known she didn't die there it seems to be dropped entirely #and there's. nothing. about her at beaumaris #eleanor cobham #blog #the general consensus from the few who do talk about it seems to be at st mary's and st nicholas's church at beaumaris #but there's no memorial or indication where she might be buried there #given she was buried with 'great cost' (100 marks) it seems like she'd be buried in a high status location #i have wondered if she's in the same vault as sir william beauchamp and his wife elizabeth braybrooke (who were her jailors) #or at least nearby #or in the chapel at beaumaris castle but honestly it seems so strange

[kingflups]

Which of the RE games do you think you might actually be able to survive and why?

Oh my goodness thank you for the ask!!

I'm not counting any games I'm not familiar with, so no 5,6 or any of the spin offs. Sorry!

In a perfect world, I'm getting out of 0, 1, and 4. 0 *especially* because when there's that little cut scene where William and Wesker see Billy on the cameras, they don't care who is or why the fuck he's there and take *zero steps* to kill him or Rebecca. Whether I'm replacing one of those two in the narrative or I'm just there, I'm getting out by pure virtue of no one giving a shit, and I'll take that as a win!

Kind of the same logic applies to 4. Either I ended up in Spain because I'm one of Ashley's college friends or I somehow went on a hiking date gone totally wrong, I can coast if I can get rescued. Maybe this is cheating, but if I can worm my way into the gaggle of weirdos Leon or Ada collects over the game, I can probably get out. Leon definitely I could, I don't know if I could charm Ada fast enough, but the point is, I could probably hide from the townspeople long enough to catch a ride out.

RE 1 is the big ask here. I have nearly no experience with weapons. I don't know how I ended up in the woods (another hiking date went wrong?). But I have one advantage, and it's unlike the rest of the cast of that game, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone split up. I would latch onto someone in an *instant*. Do I make it out of that game because I latch onto Jill in act one and not once let go? Yeah. Yeah I fucking do! Since there are a set amount of zombies in the mansion, and not eternal waves like it would be in 2 or 3 being set in a city, I have better odds. Being in a city and having stalker villains would be what kills me in 2 and 3, like 100%, even if I have help. But theoretically, I could make it out of 1. Maybe. If I'm by myself though I'm probably dead. But maybe not!!

#anyway thank you for the ask!!! #I didn't do 7 or 8 #7 because if my wife emailed me after being dead for years I would bring the whole squad to investigate #i am not dumb enough to go into rural swamp land (land i am not familiar with!!!) by myself #like acab but thats when you call the authorities my guy #8 because if Chris Redfield shot my wife I'd beat him to death with my own hands and shit would get resolved at the house #Just kidding! I'd probably have a panic attack and Chris's plan to move my ass to a second location would straight up work #as much as it pains me to admit