#WIN WIN SITUATION!!!

[35253319]

I NEED AN ENTP TO RUIN MY LIFE

#LEMME EXPLAIN #it's like #A BURNING CAR #THE CAR SPEEDS THROUGH THE HIGHWAY AND ITS THE THRILLEST THRILL YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE #then it crashes and burns in the most painful of ways #BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU GOT THE BEST THRILL OF YOUR LIFE #WIN WIN SITUATION!!! #and Entps are LITERALLY THE MOST TOXIC EVER #Ms g word lady was an entp #she made my year in a single month #I'm actually not hard to satisfy #I request things below the bare minimum #I have to beg for below minimum #BEG FOR IT #And then people act shocked when I say that I want to ruin my life by inviting horrible people to it #well you guys never seemed to care enough to treat me other than an animal #why do you care now that I act as one too #now that I treat myself as one * is how the prev tag should've read HAHA #:P #.tt #.me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #dp x marvel #Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows #Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap #6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight: #I need you to know he is not a tank #He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god #and win #Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed #Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted #Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off #Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child #Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically

[homoshoebill]

reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.

all of this within the span of six fucking days

#mob psycho 100 #undertale #sans #arataka reigen #toby fox #reigensweep #sanssweep #mp100 #shoe.txt #THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY. WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK #THIS IS GENUINELY SO FUNNY?????? EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO FUNNY #AS IF EVERYTHING IN THIS SITUATION ISNT HILARIOUS LIKE…. the statistics in the polls. the PERCENTAGES. THE AMOUNT OF VOTERS #i didnt mention it here but HE KEEPS WINNING ALL THESE POLLS EXCEPT FOR ONE MP100 SPECIFIC POLL WHERE HE LOST TO MOB

[brewed-pangolin]

#soap squad™️ #cue him rambling ballistic jargon while he eats you out #its a win win situation #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #call of duty #cod meme #soap mactavish meme #soap cod #cod

[spitinsideme]

woah !!! ragatha as a mafia boss and pomni as a stripper ???? sexy

THIS IS ALL INSPIRED FROM @grrrechka AND THEIR MAFIA BOSS AU THING !!! ALSO FROM AN ANON REQUEST I GOT A WHILE AGO WAS FUN TO DRAW VRRY HOT 👍 I WAS INSOIRSD WHEN I WAS WORKING ON RAGATHA IN A SUIT

#tadc fanart #tadc #the amazing digital circus #pomni fanart #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni #ragatha fanart #tadc ragatha #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha #pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #ragapom #look at ragatha in her sexy suit #and pomni rocking that bunny outfit #lesbians win again even in criminal situations #NOTICE THAT KNEE PLACEMENT NOTICE IT PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[rendevok]

The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it #aa #fan art #smooches #ah yes my favorite tag <3 #rendevok #this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married #like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout #i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!! #NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU #(a win win situation for me) #anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard #who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor? #image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still #writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it #i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open

[redliferiot]

grian pearl and scott: none of us chose or even truly desired to win, rather, victory was thrust upon us like the cloak of destiny that we all don. victory was unwelcome and in some cases unexpected, it could've been anyone but it was us martyn: i murdered cause i wanted to win and i won cause i wanted to murder

#this is a hyperbole guys b4 u get mad at me #i just think its funny how especially grain and pearl's victories were these big climatic things with a ton of emotional buildup #and especially pearls #whos victory was very much thrust upon her #compared to martyn who literally just lied and betrayed his teammate to win #bc! he wanted to win! #couple that with the hc that c!martyn has at least some idea abt the watchers I think that's pretty interesting lore wise #but who am i to say anythinh abt lore (<- knows nothing about nothing) #being stuck in situations vs murder for murders sake #grian #scott smajor #pearlescentmoon #martyn inthelittlewood #limited life spoilers #innsjotxt #1k #martyn itlw

[zhongrin]

thinking about al haitham picking you up from work with a motorcycle hskdjskdjsl

#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #al haitham #al haitham x reader #i feel like sumeru city in modern!au would be a huge metropilotan city with crazy ass traffic #so he'd choose functionality over comfort when going to certain places #besides this way he gets to feel you fully against his back #win win situation if you ask him #look at me trying to justify my thoughts #but basically my thot process was: al haitham + motorcycles = hOT

[demiesop]

"You're right soldier, this is nice"

#demiart #we know astarion likes warmth but i cant help but think the opposite is too mutually #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion/tav #bg3 karlach #sorn will stay as long as astarion allows him to #on a nice summer's day #cold pillow with consent #you cant tell me its not a win-win situation #tav:sorn

[saphizzle]

The King and his Shadow

That sounded better in my head than it did on screen, but you’re getting it anyway :))

Pov you’re complaining about the price of milk these days

#the mandalorian #din djarin #luke skywalker #dinluke #mandalorian #mandalore #tagging it as dinluke because… I do think so #those gauntlets were a gift #can’t get enough of drawing din with a fluffy cloak like the armorer #he thinks it makes him look more like a leader #awesome stuff to rest your cheek upon too I assume #it’s a win win situation #star wars

[paarthursass]

forget pitting bg3 characters against dragon age characters

#polls #baldur's gate #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #vtmb #sebastian lacroix #vampire the masquerade #vampire the masquerade bloodlines #two whiny vampire crybabies with delusions of grandeur locked in a cage match together who will win #this is kinda a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation #bcs i am fairly certain astarion is going to win this bcs a) v few people know who lacroix is #and b) the ppl who DO know who lacroix is are gonna vote astarion as well #maybe i just want to bully lacroix

[tampire]

Wise words from Clarke Kent

#Clarke Kent #Guys #Blonde Guy #Plants #Twice Booked Once Shy #dailymenedit #dailymengifs #dilfsource #Daddy #My Gif #He is hot I have a crush on him #Solidarity #Dad Jokes #win win situation

[camzverse]

was greg even aware of what princess quest was for. like did he know it would free vanessa. i mean i think he did but the idea he didnt is absolutely hilarious

like freddys fuckin dying after getting jumped and hes saying "gregory you need to turn them against vanny we need to stop her" and gregorys just like "OK freddy im on iWoah is that the last princess quest game"

#“gregory what are you doing . gregory im dying you need to hurry” “freddy shut up im winning and ur distracting me” #cam.txt #fnaf #“gregory do you really think playing a game is more important than the situation at hand???” “uhhh Yeah”

[clownsuu]

Lovelie’s fighting for her life rn

AWEAWEAWE LOVELIE REALLY DOESNT WANNA BE THERREEEEEEE

#Happy fluffy marshmallow…. #Lovelie having a collection of plushies? Now h e s the plushie— #Gets carried around like a rag doll- #AWEAWEAWE- #LOVELIE IS SO SMALLLLLLL certified ankle biter- #She’s trying so hard to make it obvious that they don’t wanna be there but mango (margo) has a death grip hug on him 💔🥄🥄 #It’s a lose lose situation- lovelie will never win smhh (besides a new government assigned bestie-)

[averyspoopedcorgi]

good morning eichi nation

#WE GOT THE FUCKING TIED UP SCENE I WIN #my beautiful wife he gets in numerous situations #the second ones sad tho :[[[[ #eichi tenshouin #enstars #proxys barkings

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

So thinking about the fact that exorcists apparently don't have a sense of self-preservation and all the stuff Vagie must have done to gover her poor girlfriend a heart attack k over the years. Especially when she still thought she was a basic newly fallen Sinner and HOLY SHIT THAT'S AN OVERLORD Vaggie no!

XD what if Charlie never saw Vaggie bleed bc she rapidly realized if Vaggie got into ANY real fight it would NOT be stopping at drawn blood someone would end up dead and Vaggie (totally normal sinner???) seemed to feel like the someone couldn't possibly be her, for. Some reason

like most sinners and other demons at least have a sense of self preservation even if they're stupid about it

Vaggie? Vaggie found an angelic spear somewhere. Vaggie really wants to use the angelic spear on someone. Vaggie seems to prefer if that someone WAS and overlord, actually

Charlie pointing a claw at the spear when Vaggie's not around like "I swear if you get her killed, I don't CARE if you're her most prized posession- I am breaking you and melting you down into slag, got it?" *does the points to fingers at her eyes and at the spear and back again while in demon mode* "I'm watching you..."

girl has been alone so long she develops a rivalry with the spear over Vaggie's attention and safety -w-;

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #silly headcanons #i feel like- #(if we imagine charlie gave vaggie her ribbon) #-the moment the ribbon got top shelf treatment over the spear #charlie probably Smirked #and went up to the spear later to go HA! and stick out her forked tongue at it #'cause she's FINALLY gotten vaggie to care about something more #than getting into near death situations #or trying to maim people #Love Wins #vaggie only pulls out the spear now if someone's being an ass to charlie~