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#Wednesday 2022
laylajeffany · 1 day
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in our final chapter, enid heals and wednesday learns to stop trying to control what she can't (alongside an emotional support marsupial) (epilogue to come)
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Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.
Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-
Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: And… She looked good doing it.
Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.
Enid: You tell him baby.
Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.
Enid: Yay!
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.
Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.
Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.
Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.
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blucoded · 1 year
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i hope this reaches its extremely niche target audience
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yonoodoishere · 1 year
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Tyler sucks so here’re some memes
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kulai · 3 months
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i said, "do you think you'd kill for me one day?" yes of course i will, my darling
based on this pic on twt lol
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votel4dybird · 1 year
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credit: @artist-gif-aka-ril
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sqwirrl · 1 year
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Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace
Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*
Enid: She has a knife
Wednesday: several knives
Enid: She has several knives
Wednesday: and a hand grenade
Enid: Mom please don’t say anything
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cheesecake-png · 3 months
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sillies :3
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gmarseln · 1 year
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Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?
Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.
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Enid: Dude can I borrow your jacket? I’m cold.
Wednesday: *affronted* Your tongue’s been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude.
Enid: Sorry. My mistake.
Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday’s face* Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* …dude is fine.
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katherines-howard · 1 year
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enid: wends, come over
wednesday : i can't, i'm burying a body
enid: my mum isn't home
wednesday : i know
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vaniloqu3nce · 1 year
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I’m sorry but THIS is one of my favorite scenes to hyperfixate on. Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? Wednesday follows Enid without a single word. Did Enid say “come with me” no, her girlfriend is simply on a leash. She follows after Enid immediately as she starts to leave without prompting because they’re GIRLFRIENDS case closed, its all the proof I needed
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kulai · 5 months
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i have an 11-page exam tomorrow yet here i am!! hahaha!! i love to suffer bc of an insane couple !!!!
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sunflowersloth · 1 year
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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.
ajax: why are you telling me this??
wednesday: because no one will believe you.
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urmominbike · 1 year
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Enid, giggling: what word has the most letters in it?
Wednesday: I believe the longest word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Enid:….mailbox. The answer is mailbox
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