#Which is true

[fizzie-frog]

Sometimes I just stop and think about how Mammon called someone as thin as a twig, fat.

#I know people keep mentioning that it's ironic since Mammon is huge #which is true #but also #Fizz is super skinny what #bullying our boy into EDs #Fizz #Fizzarolli #Helluva Boss #Mammon #Mammon's magnificent musical #I love Fizzarolli so much #Don't bully the clown :<

[basketobread]

new comic coming out today but this sketch of lae'zel is so fucking ugly i've been crying over it for the past 10 minutes

#as eric said she looks so “meepmorp” #which is TRUE #i love my big headed alien wife #bg3 #lae'zel #bob talks

[animentality]

they added an enemy in lethal company that looks like a fat butler who innocently sweeps his broom when you're with other people but will stab you with a knife the minute you are alone.

and I saw people saying oh, so he's just British.

#which is true #correct #lethal company

[kusurrone]

my dream house

#guys who rewieved this house said it looks like a bardel #which is true #dante alighieri #divine comedy #the divine comedy #virgil #vergil #dante #la divina commedia #beatrice #beatrice portinari #russian tag

[cheddarch33se]

Oh... Hello again

#idk I've been rewatching some vods #and got hit by the inspiration at like 1 am #so yeah have some quick sketches #amd yeah i decided to make will look like he has just been dragged out of his grave #which is true #but idk i wanted him to look like a dead man as much as my skills and my energy allowed me to #tw body horror #i think #wilbur soot #c!wilbur #c!ranboo #c!tubbo #c!tommy #dsmp #revival #click for better quality #tumblr ate it again #my art

[omppupiiras]

if your past self told you that one day this would remind you of the asses of a finnish rapper and his doppelgänger friend, what would you say?

#käärijä #i would think future me had lost her marbles #which is true #i have lost them

[sleepyminty]

What’s funny is that it is clearly stated that Nai doesnt need to eat or sleep unlike his twin brother but in the bluray and earlyconcept bro have never been more drained and dead inside than an overworked dependent plant like

Why do you have eyebags?

#trigun stampede #tristamp #trigun #millions knives #tristamp knives #this is what happen when youre vashless #or continue to watch you sisters die #vash stressed him out #he looks like hes on his last bit of sanity #which is true #he looks like vergilius for split second there #bro is not beating the possibility of working at mcdonald allegation #when your biology dont require sleep or eat but youre still tired mentally #like give a break bro your hair havent blackened yet

[potahun]

when hakuba said, about kaito, “has the ability to focus, but has no willpower”

#im crying #stop calling him out #he just has adhd and is a blood type B #hakuba please #dcmk #magic kaito #hakuba saguru #kaitou kid #and to his credit the subtility is there #hes not saying that kaito wont focus because he doesnt want to #he is highlighting kaito’s ability to hyperfixate and carry something out #while highligting kaito’s trait of not having a well defined goal for the long term #which is true #kaito himself probably hasnt thought too far about how long the kid thing will take him #and he does have a CLEAR tendency to be carried by the flow!

[autumnsxxangel]

Is anyone else here an old Taiwan pop fan? Because as much as I am loving and obsessing over Unknown, I am 100% relating to all the interviewers who are essentially looking at Chris and going "What do you mean you did a BL?" (But like specifically Da Ye getting 'mad' and pretending to puke every time Chris does fanservice 🤣🤣🤣)

Also, when I tell you Chris is relatively tame this time around in promotions...he's taking this older brother persona seriously. I'm hoping as promotions continue he gets a little more unhinged. Like The Iron Four promotion unhinged. Because you can see the suppressed glee in his eyes every time his friends have to be professional and ask him questions about the show and he gets to answer in a way that makes them want to hit him

#the way Chris will always be Mao Di to me #and that fact is really showing my age #when i used to listen to 356天 on repeat #because 那不是雪中红 was my favorite song #i literally watched the trailer and went 'MAO DI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?' #im so glad hes getting a chance to shine internationally #I'm considering going back and translating some of The Iron Four promotions #because everyone is talking about how attractive he is and what a great actor he is #which is true #but my man is unhinged and hilarious and will fight #especially his brother #and i just feel like more people should know about it #unknown the series， #關於未知的我們

[acewithobsessions]

The thing about nines is that they will never seem mad. And that's because they never "feel" mad. They suppress it until they don't even register it.

But once you unlock all that anger (and that takes a lot), you do not want to stand in their way. Nines heal and comfort people. It's what they do best. But in order to know how to build you up, they have to know how to destroy you, too.

It goes against every one of their morals to do so. But if you push them past their limit, they will send you to hell on earth.

Watch out for nines. They may seem mellow, but they're pretty intense when it gets down to it.

#enneagram #enneagram 9 #enneagram nine #type nine #let's talk more about nine anger #they're in the anger triad but everyone just wants to talk about their passion #which is sleeping and procrastinating #which is true #but it bugs me #we're not all dreamers #we can just as easily become assassins #we'll hate every second of it #it's not natural for us to do that #but #if we have to #then we will

[dawningfairytale]

not beating the virgin allegations

#hatchetfield #this is about just how many virginity rocks has come onto my playlist #virginity rocks #like. spotify knows this they've also told me i've listened to glee ikag too much #which is true #but rude

[ruggiebucchiii]

Hey Ruggie,

It's Megs ^w^, just thought of something and wanted to ask, do you have a particular favorite candy?

I really like m&ms and tootsie rolls (unsure if these are called that in Twisted Wonderland but they are basically little chocolate pieces and chocolate taffy respectively-).

those wherther “grandma candies”. Specifically the coffee ones

#See I could give a sappy reason why- like how I prefer them because my gran&mom always gave me them when i did a good job #Which is true #but i wont #twst rp #ruggie bucchi #bucchi’s asks #twst #twst ruggie

[serenashido]

kelbrey shitpost cos theyre stupid and i like them i think

#idiots #omori #omori game #kelbrey #omori kelbrey #kel omori #aubrey omori #kelbrey omori #omori fanart #omori shitpost #shitpost #theyre fucking stupid #everyone says their dynamic is idiot x girlboss #which is true #but i raise you this #idiot x angry idiot #also they both listen to kpop #i could go on abt the music i think aubrey would listen to #her playlist for me is just full of songs i think shed like #kel twice stan #im making myself giggle #okay enjoy

[fistfuloflightning]

in your fandom/weird ships post i recognize the other mxtx ships but…ruoqing? sorry for asking but whats that?

lol you mean this?

No worries about asking! You’ve got sharp eyes, Anon. That is yet another of my rarepairs. Wen Qing/Wen Ruohan.

I don’t know how she views WRH in the donghua/cql but in the book she seems to respect him (apparently the only person to be able to handle his temper and unpredictable moods) and he considers her his favorite. Perhaps they bonded when she was younger, since he was a distant cousin of her father and was close to their family. It was a short mental leap from there.

Ruoqing during a Nightless City banquet—otherwise Wen Qing wouldn’t be caught dead in any clothes fancier than everyday robes

#there’s like 5 fics out there and three of them are in russian #shoutout to those brave souls #mdzs #ruoqing #wen ruohan #wen qing #art prompt #even tho it technically isn’t lol #mdzs art #my art #and that’s not even getting me on the potential angst minefield that is wen yuan being ruoqing’s son #wq having to hide her son’s identity in yiling by referring to him as the son of a distant cousin #which is true #but also so so not #and then going to turn herself in to the jins hoping wwx will protect her son #there’s just something about the lengths a mother would go for her own child #and doing it all out love and a deep need to protect #fic ideas

[rosemarytrash]

an absolutely irresistible twitter trend

#homestuck #hom3stuck #for an HS creators thing which idk what thats all about but i wanted to draw my wife and i as god tiers teehee #idk if im actually a knight of rage but it sounded a lot cooler than Page of Breath which idk how well that fits my gay ass either #the most important thing is that im a january aquarius so whatever works for that #alli however slaps as a sylph of mind #i think that is just so cute and befitting of them #also shoutout to wife for taking a handful of hs quizzes for me i love them sm #in return i took like 3 swiftie quizzes so its fair #for those curious my midnights song and my classic ts song is paris and hey stephen #which is true #theres a lot of tags whoops #art

[visceravalentines]

Sorry if you’ve been asked this before or if you have the same question sitting in your inbox, but what made you want to pursue your career? Or is it something you just sort of “ended up” doing?

hello my friend!! has not been asked yet!

i knew i wanted a career that was worth my time. if i have to work 40 hours a week to live, i might as well spend that time on something that matters. alas i have picked something that matters SO MUCH and requires much more than 40 hours a week lmao

i kind of fell into it by accident bc there happened to be a mortuary school in my area at a time when i didn't have much of a direction. and it was a struggle--i passed out in my first embalming, i've struggled mightily with my mental health dealing with so much grief and trauma at times, i've absolutely failed at maintaining a work-life balance in the past. but i really don't like being told i can't do something. and all of that just made me determined to succeed even if it was hard and taxing.

and now, i'm still doing it for two reasons. #1 i promised myself i'd keep at it for five years, and i just hit my four year mark last month. and #2, i really love it a lot of the time. and i really hate it sometimes too. but there's nothing like it. it's kind of addicting, getting to be part of something society by and large ignores. you feel real cool sometimes.

#asks #headless-over-heels #i get asked this a lot at work by families and i usually say oh. u know. i like helping people :) #which is true #but bitch there are so many ways to help people that don't involve getting goo on your skin and shoes. or getting yelled at by aunt kathy