#YALL I THINK I FOUND THEIR TUMBLR

[themintman]

my friend: Oh clem! I have another friend! He's also a transgender autistic furry, y'all would get along great together!!

The transgender autistic furries upon hearing about each other:

#furry #fursona #transgender #autism #autistic #THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE #DIE #I WILL FIND YOU #YOUR NOT SAFE BROSKI #ELIOT IF YOUR READING THIS I WOLL SKIN YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A LOVELY RUG FOR MY BEDROOM FLOOR #YOUR TEETH ARE GOING IN THE JAR MAN #i should post my fursona more #yall would love him hes so skrungl #YALL I THINK I FOUND THEIR TUMBLR #😥😥😥 #More like they found me #Help

[onebighappyaftonfamily]

FNAF Dashboard Simulator Pt 2 (because yall ate up the first one)

🦚 the-skrungly Follow

Guys be honest. How many of y'all became engineers or furries after visiting the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex.

🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

...OMG is that why I became a furry?!

🦊 toy_foxy_4vr Follow

I'm a furry AND an engineer. checkmate

🐅 Furry-Heritage-Posts Follow

Official Furry Heritage Post

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⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated03132024

I don't have. a reddit but I wanted to do this so. I'm a mechanic at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. AMA

🐊 monty-gater-notice-me Follow

do they let you fuck the animatronics

⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated0313202

AMA over guys

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🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Guys I went to pick my brother up from the pizzaplex daycare and the security guard was so mean. but she was hot and had rainbow hair

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity win! Rude security guard is queer!

🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Bad news guys. She doesn't have rainbow hair anymore. too scared to ask what happened

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity loss!

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📙 crackshipper34 Follow

guys do you think fredbear and springbonnie ever,,,, you know,,,,

🟠 glop-shitto Follow

wtf no eww! Why do you always do this?! They're mechanical animal mascots without feelings!

🔮 sleegy_deeby Follow

actually they did kiss and here's the proof: https://youtu.be/O7I-UTvo_80?si=4qjh3zye4o153QsM

🌇 ness-and-ness

AJKSKJJKAJFJKBA HAHAHAHA

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🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

unironically why are fazbear animatronic fanartists literally so good at what they do. youre drawing robot animals

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📸 Wire-Monster-Heritage-Posts Follow

Guys, as we all know, my blog has been on hiatus ever since the Wire Monster disappeared back in 2023. However, I've been getting a lot of submissions lately about possible Wire Monster sightings at the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex. We're so back!!!

🐰 springbonnie-and-friends

omg what? isnt the wire monster a dead meme?

🕶️ cryptid_hunter Follow

then the meme is back baybee!

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🎼 classicalmusic1 Follow

friendly reminder that y'all need to be WATCHING YOUR KIDS at the pizzaplex guys. literally caught the rabbit animatronic trying to lead some kids into the back rooms

🎳 bunny-bowl

girl what rabbit animatronic? bonnie was decommissioned

💽 foundfootagelvr3

oh my god. please tell me what i think is happening is not happening

🎩 f-bears-family-diner Follow

its happening again.

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🐇 bonnie_lvr Follow

🌉 floor-bot Follow

dude, you are down BAD

🚀 golf_is_for-nerds Follow

DO NOT KISS THE FREDDY ANIMATRONIC. MAKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER DO IT INSTEAD

🎇 slaymechanic Follow

@golf_is_for_nerds oh my god thats so cruel and insensitive to be making jokes about that. I heard that even the newest animatronics are still super dangerous!

🌻 farmgurl1 Follow

Didn't Jerma say he was going to go to the Mega Pizzaplex for a stream? When is that going to happen?

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🧩 matlabpat

Guys I've been researching the history of the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex... and I think I might have a theory... should I make a youtube video about it?

#fazbear theory #mattheory

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reminder that these are unreality! also i see yall commenting on the video that i linked in the last post. im still going to leave yall mystery links but i didnt make any of the videos i linked so youre gonna be confusing random people 😭 so be nice to them or dont do that. and i hope that poll made yall distraught

#changed the formatting a little. because im still trying out this style of post. i love these. #fnaf #unreality #dereality #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys #fnaf sb time set this time #fnaf sb #well mostly #dashboard simulator #also i dont think vanny is necessary queer but this is how tumblr would react to that one segment #me when i post random links and yall click on them and leave normal comments: haha its your fault not mine (delusional) #tw caps #no but dont be mean to like. the random minecraft guy #seriously #evil matpat cameo be like: hello everybody. my name is mat theory #because its not a game to him is it #also in a case of subverting expectations. the random blog tag is a fnaf animatic i adore #and the video of spring bonnie and frebear making out isnt fnaf at all but i found a random kid playing minecraft with no views #BE. NICE.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN (TO GET SPLATTERED) OOH MYSTERY! PANIC! DRAMA! EMOTIONS!! LOTS N LOTS OF MEAT, SCARES, AND DICK-OUT FUN! BLOOD IN THE BAYOU HAS GOT IT ALL BABY!!!

blood in the bayou would make SUUUCh a great campy horror movie, its real in my heart, so real.....

#jrwi bitb #jrwi bitb spoilers #jrwi fanart #cw blood #cw gore #cw body horror #EHEHEE YKNOW WHAT I LOVE ABT POSTING ART ON TUMBLR.... #I GET TO TAAALK N TALK N TALK YIPPEEE I LOVE TALKIN ABOUT MY ART!! espeeecially WHEN I THINK ALOT ABT IT #SO this is older. i actually drew this right around the time episode 2 came out. but i WAS kinda stupid slow about it #SOO its a lil old and i dont remember aaall the immediate feelings i had about this episode #OHH MY GOD THIS WAS THE EP WHERE THEY FOUND OUT WHAT THE MAP LOOKS LIKE RIGHT??? #DUDE I REMEMBER BEING SO GENUINELY FUCKIN C A U G H T BY THAT LIKE WHAT??? WHAT??? IT LOOKS LIKE A WHUT??? HUHN???? NHU???????? #OOH ohoh okay okay THE BARRIER right. have yall ever seen annihilation? that kickass movie with that weird dimension? just look it up #in the movie theres a Wall that separates them from the fucked up dimension. its glossy and strange just like a bubble. SOUND FAMILIAR HMMM #THATS what i imagine the wall looked like. gotta draw that at somepoint. i also used that texture for the background color. do ya see it? #i remember when i was first watching it. i thought that maybe it was actually worse outside #like they finally get past the barrier and its the same everywhere else. like the entire earth is already taken.sighh.... #CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE KIAN STONE BTW. AINT NO ONE ELSE HAD THER DICK OUT AS MUCH AS THIS KING. HONESTLY IM A KIAN APOLOGIST #KIAN STONE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER. HE FOLLOWS HIS HEART AND THE MUSIC DUUUDEE!!!!! HIS HEART AND THE MUSIC ARE ONE DUUUUDEEE!!!! #ILL HAVE MORE THINGS TO SCREAM ABT KIAN WHEN I POST MY EP 3 DOODLE PAGE. OKAY. IM NOT SOBBING LOUDLY. I LOVE N SUPPORT KIAN #AND RAAAND oh raaaand he loves his momma.... n his momma loves him.... hes suuuuch a sad lil disaster of a man.... #i wanna nurse him back to health like an injured little animal #wtf who said that #anyway ROLAN MY SMARTEST BOY IN THE WORLD #I remember listening to the first episode (right at midnight as i was sleeping) n thinkin #dawww rolans so baby :)) hes so baby girl n small and pathetic #and then i saw the official art of him n im like NO WAY #HE LOOKS WAY TOO COOL IN THAT how could this little man ever be that cool AND BOOY DOES IT PROVE ME WRONG. HOLY SHIT. ROLAN. BEAST OF A MAN #OKAAYAY teehee ill share more thoughts later. if u read this far tell me ALL ur thoughts abt bitb ep 2 #kk bye guys ill see u within the next rotatiion mwah mwah love u guys baaaiiiii. please survive for me.

[ponyonline]

cinematic parallels

#wordgirl #becky botsford #violet heaslip #mlp #rip becky and violet yall wouldve loved twilight sparkle and fluttershy 💔💔💔 #whats zoey thinking about #is this a whats zoey thinking about moment #i forgot how my own tumblr tagging system works #its not even a full system #stole this from my mutual on twt #there needs to be an explosion emoji #nvm i just found it 💥

[silly-self-destruction]

I had a dream j0hn mul4neys wife found his sh blog and found out he was shing...exeop she nisstook my blog for his and I was being accused of being secretly J0HN MAL4NEYS FUCKING VENT/SH BLOG!?!?

#found in the drafts #I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AND WROTE THIS WHILE HALF ASLEEP THE OTHER DAY LMao #can yall tell ive been bigeing his nextfilx comedy specials lately??? #and thinking about sh n this blog #but aint always? #self h@rm #sh #tw s3lf harm #tw: sh #s3lf harm #tw self h@rm #self destructive behavior #tw self destructive behavior #i want to cvt #sh meme #sh mention #sh tumblr #shblr #stryoblr #stry0blr #cvtaddict #sh jokes

[poneglph]

Idk I just think yall should take the plunge and get into OP

#tbh with yall #im not leaving OP any time soon #and even if i did #i dont think id rp it on tumblr #im getting older im gonna be a home owner #and the tumblr rpc is dying #op is the only place ive found #that people are consistently active #where im happy #every once in a blue moon #ill pop onto nnoitra #but i think this fandom is where my tumblr career dies

[unforth]

Unpopular opinion: the heavy push toward anti-advertising on Tumblr does nothing to harm the advertisers you hate but is doing a huge amount of damage to small businesses who rely on reblogs to get the word out about their stuff.

#unforth rambles #i have so many rants stored up about the infuriating nature of anti advertising #and how it boils down to i dont want to know about new things unless my friends tell me organically #well how do you think your friend found out #somewhere along the line someone needs the ad shoved in their face or else the thing is completely invisible #i could really write 5k words on how frustrating it is #and how huge corporations and prime adding ads and youtube ads none of that is affected by your i wont reblog ads activism #who is affected are the small time creators who started on tumblr and rely on tumblr and are making things tumblr has said they want #like queer books and xxxxl skirts and indie games and and and #youre so bad at capitalism but youre only hurting your own #its exhausting tbh #anyway maybe yall should rethink your syances on advertising #tho the only people who will see this are people who already know and support me and others like me #so im preaching to the choir #im sorry yall youre doing enough and i love you #i dont know how to force the people who ACTUALLY need a wake up call on this to see this post #i can remember a time when if a business started from tumblr with actual fandom people everyone was excited and it spread like fire #now the minute we try to sell things made by tumblr based creators were categorized as just as evil as megacorps #and honestly wtf why

[laldupattewali]

the phrase 'jis thaali mai khate ho ussi mai ched karte ho' takes a completely different meaning for vampires

#sent this to my partner and my bestfriend #and they had wildly different reactions #i wanna know tumblrs opinion tho #what do yall think of my genius #desiblr #tumblr core #vampires #i found this funny OKAY

[igneouswyvern]

SO curious what's going on between edna and lailah. they very clearly have history together but to what extent. how long have they known each other. when did they meet and what were the circumstances. how much time have they actually spent together. they seem to not only know each other pretty well but also seem to be on surprisingly friendly terms. edna pokes fun at, teases, makes jokes at the expense of, and is just generally rude and disrespectful to pretty much everyone in the party. except for lailah. not only does she never direct any snarkiness lailah's way but she even seems to actively respect her. and perhaps even enjoy her presence. and for lailah she is the one character never annoyed or put off by edna's antics. she's clearly very used to it and doesn't seem to mind it at all. maybe even is amused by it. and they seem to be on the same wavelength about stuff so often. whether it's teaming up to coach sorey on weapon skills or edna telling lailah to riff and then praising her performance afterward or just kind of. generally agreeing on stuff. they rarely seem to be on opposite sides of a debate. and they even both make puns. i feel like edna picked it up from lailah. and edna never being surprised when lailah dodges the question because of her oath. im just. why are they so in sync. why are they so used to each other. why do they know each other so well that they've picked up each other's mannerisms. what is their history. zestiria please tell me more what is going on between them i need to know

#didn't expect to be shipping one of the rarest pairings in the fandom but here we are #they fascinate me. i can't stop thinking about them #it goes beyond just having chemistry. im squinting at them like have yall dated before or smth #love it when the brainrot converges. i'm crazy about lailah all of a sudden and im getting back into obsessing over edna and now im shippin #them together too #and ofc there's nothing out there for them. i found like maybe 3 fics where they're the main pairing and none of their ship tags on tumblr #have more than 3 posts in them. why does this happen to me every single time #wyvern rambles #wyvern's zestyposting #edna toz #lailah toz #edlai #shipping #tales of #tales of zestiria

[bonebirds]

This got long but I'm fucking pissed. Content warnings for abuse mentions, trafficking mentions, discourse about discourse to prevent future discourse, "proshipper" nonsense, grooming, etc.

This is gonna be the one time I open my mouth about this because haha, hey, years of internalized fear and shame. I'm trying to lay down a boundary and that comes with so much anticipated backlash.

I do, for the record, have a background in Yelling about the crossroads of media/culture/literature/academia/games studies/trauma/capitalism. Which is a wide range and we can thank my comp exams in the PhD for that.

Since this is tumblr I also gotta just do the fuckin' disclaimer before anyone else feels like doing the "if you don't publicly condemn xyz then I'm gonna make your day worse" thing:

I don't participate in fandom and I don't ship things. I'm not about to defend specific instances or pairings because everything exists in subjective contexts, and texts especially so. But also, I have graduate degrees in English and text analysis and lived experience with CSA and trafficking that went on for a long fucking time. And I am very, very tired of being called the worst things you can call a trauma survivor because I don't care about shipping.

I'm not anti-ship, or whatever. I am not down for imposing my own trauma, feelings about it, and opinions on others in order to censor their art. Call me a proshipper if you want -- ignoring the part where I don't write fanfic or participate in fandom -- because I agree with them. I condemn CSA/CSEM, abusers, predators, the entire evil side of humanity but people who write fic aren't that. Neither are people who read it, even the most problematic of the problematic.

People can write, as fiction, as fantasy, whatever they want. There are no real people being harmed. I can distinguish between those things and, again, am a survivor of some very intense abuse. You're welcome to disagree. I'm fine with that if you're fine with me. I don't believe in absolutes when it comes to topics this complicated (and it is). I spent years on the opposite side, actually, because just the MENTION of things like incest or age gaps triggered me. And then I would do the same and get mad at the people writing it.

This is not healthy and it is not healing on either side of the argument.

But also in treating everything like such a monolithic moral purity test, where you're either good or deserve to suffer -- a test that I fail, because there is no room for things like Complexity -- you just spent a lot of time telling me I'm as bad as the people who trafficked me. Because of fiction. Because of fake things happening to fake people, based on an idea in someone else's head, people's real harm and real trauma means we're as bad as their abusers. That is so heavily the implication in so much of this talk. If I don't disregard my degrees, my training, my own experiences, my own principles and take a stand against people shipping things on the internet, I must basically be a predator!

That is violent and fucked up.

I don't want you around here, so block me and get it over with.

I (like a lot of people with trauma histories) use fiction and writing to process and heal. I don't even post them. A lot of that writing, and being able to seek it out, was helpful. It was a connection to someone else out in the world who maybe understood a little bit of the pain and fear and confusion.

There's a difference between fiction and real abuse. And the "but predators use it to groom vulnerable children" angle barely holds water -- predators use anything. Mainstream TV shows. Vending machine snacks. Gumballs. Access to a remote control to change a channel. A lot of things are more accessible and friendly to kids than making them read. Advocating for censorship, especially in today's political hellhouse, is not actually helpful. It just feels really righteous.

Which doesn't mean there aren't those trying to leverage fic to "normalize" abuse and grooming, I absolutely believe they have and do, but that does not justify externalizing your pain and trauma onto others, or policing them, or trying to take control back by claiming an imaginary moral high ground and pinning other people to it. It also doesn't mean that censoring the internet of all things icky to you saves the world, the kids, anything. It just means they'll find easier avenues, of which there are already so many. It also means you're all just attacking people from a place of presumed hurt rather than compassion, curiosity, anything like that.

So.

Anyone whose stance on this entire thing boils down to "you agree with me or you're a secret pedo enabler," you need to leave.

I'm happy to talk about it if you want! I don't think people trying to draw those lines are right but I think they're well-intentioned, until they start calling me shit that triggers entire mental collapses. You know. In the name of saving the children. Which hasn't been a red flag for conservatism and oppression for hundreds of years or anything, either. How many kids do you think are protected by shutting down places they can actually go and talk about the darkest shit in their heads? How many of us just suffer unbearable pain and isolation because the culture around us is shame-based and if you think about things like that, you're Just Like Them?

This ain't about protecting kids, basically. This discourse never has been. It's about being righteous and never examining why that is. It's about lashing out and displacement. I think the concern for victims is real, like I said, but that concern can translate to actual, real help elsewhere. People are DOING the work to make the internet safer. This? Is not that work.

You are responsible for how you manage your trauma and pain, and that has to include not taking it out on others. Full stop. Even when you disagree. Even when everything in your brain is going DANGER ALARMS DANGER ALARMS DANGER ALARMS WE MUST STOP THIS because someone ships something you think is wrong or uncomfortable. It sucks, and it sucks we have to do that, and it sucks we have to learn how. None of us asked to. None of us wanted to end up here. It's not victim blaming to say you're accountable for your own recovery.

But while you are here, maybe consider that the name/shame/blame model hasn't been working either. For hundreds of fucking years. We know shame doesn't motivate people to care, or learn.

But especially when you're weaponizing shame against trauma survivors for recognizing their own experiences in literature, art, stories. We all struggle with toxic shame. Using it against people until they agree with you?

Holy shit just look in the mirror one day, I guess. But block me first.

#sorry but i really am done being called this shit #by people who don't know me or my history and shouldn't feel entitled to knowing it so i can #the things saving people are being done in places other than twitter and tumblr #pass some bullshit binary test in their brain #by people who know what they're doing #not oh my god can't overstate this #not by attacking traumatized people because you think you got this equation figured out #thousands of years of philosophy and art but yes you found the answer #and it's conveniently so simple and straightforward! #sorry I'm obviously triggered and going #...none of these are new opinions for the record #talking just to change my mind is not gonna happen #like please just go i can't deal and i hope yall find less toxic and actually actionable ways to help people at risk #the look on my therapist's face when i had to be like children are cyberbullying me for liking fucked up fiction #because no one off the internet thinks like this

[pelinjpg]

#MY ENGLISH IS SO CLAPPED MY GOD #anyway there was something bothering me abt canonization of jeankasa and i think i found it #*yams tried to pander to the ems* well true but what jk has to do with this? #(this post was sitting in my drafts since february) #(but the shitshow was going in full swing and i didnt wanna publish it during that time) #(since the dust has been settled in tumblr i thought i can publish it now) #(to my fellow jeankasas id like to know what yall think) #(to the eremite who stumbled upon this post- dont bother with sending anon hate ☺️ i wont give any attention) #jeankasa #snk

[nonbinari-mendoza]

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#YALL #srry I haven't been on this blog at all #i found out my crush had a tumblr and I wanted to give them mine #but I didn't want them to see I wrote/write fanfic #for some reason???? #like logically I know they wouldn't care #or would even think it was cool #emotionally I panicked and made a new blog #so I've been logged into that #cuz they send me posts now and I'm reallyyyyyy gay #so if you don't see me for a minute uhhhhhhhh #that's where I'm at #they tell me about tumblr like I haven't been on here consistently since 2012 #and I feel like it's too late to tell them the truth lmao

[snekdood]

i really dont think i actually deserved all that bullshit. the internets traumatized me now at this point and literally no ones gonna care unless my abuser is honest and its so fucking exhausting.

#at this point its my mantra that yall only care about believing the victim you like. if two ppl are accusing eachother you're going #to pick the person you like more. that just seems to be the situation. and its so fucking dumb #all these ppl who call themselves progressive who do this are so fucking dumb #you only want to believe the victim you like and i just dont understand why you're willing to throw me in the trash over a lie #not even CONSIDERING it could be me at all. nah. bc if you had to consider that you'd probably just have to feel guilty for the way you #treated me #but lord knows hardly anyone on this website ever likes to admit they did anything wrong bc they found their safe haven where they can #be an eternal victim and they dont want to lose that #i genuinely think yall are the worst people to walk this earth and you provide literally 0 benefit for anyone else #i have no idea what possesses you to think its okay to treat me this way like at all #how are you so sure. how do you believe them so storngly that you can have this reaction to me #and why do you think its fine #to the person reading this going 'omg hes so dramatic 🙄' i dont think you under fucking stand #humans aren't supposed to have THIS much criticism. our brain isn't used to having criticism from like 200 people like this. #ive lost friend and followers over this situation.i saw someone i thought of as a friend shit talking me on a different site #friends* #theres people irl who wont talk to me anymore #i dont think you understand what that does to someones psyche #imagine you were sent to prison for some shit you didnt do. you might in your heart know you're innocent. but the fact that you're #in prison makes you second guess yourself. and im tired of living by tumblrs rule of law since people on here dont even have #the basic human decency to give due process. #theres fucking people online who accuse me of shit i didnt do or dont believe in all the time on here now and i dont think they #wouldve done it so hardcore had my ex decided to be honest from the get-go #it feels like they know deep down theyre lying so theyre trying to find or even make up more reasons to keep believing im bad #like im sorry i had a messy past and im upset not enough ppl care about trans men #i have no idea how that warrants this response though #and im not like??? bad politically??? like at all?? #like when ppl try to find reasons im bad its either disingenuous. a common misconception. things taken out of context. #someone just simply refusing to see my point or perspective in any capacity. #ot its something from my past but even as far as my past goes ppl are extremely hyperbolic about it. i wasnt a fuckin nazi or something

[euniexenoblade]

since we're talking about call outs lately, i've been called out many times, most of which are made from lies and sometimes by altering screenshots, but the most effective call out i ever got was like, in early 2015 there was a tumblr user everyone knew was a terf, but she would say "actually i support trans women" this was before crypto terfs were as talked about so the language wasn't really there to say "hey this person is a crypto terf." but yeah some people put posts of this woman on my dash and i made a random post on my blog "why do yall reblog her shes a terf" and of course she searches her own name daily, found my post, and replied to it that me calling her a terf was racist. that was it. no other interaction. but she went on all night talking about me being racist and just making things up as she went "oh i bet she says the n word all the time irl" kind of shit that had, like no basis? But her follower base took it 100% and i literally had thousands of anons telling me to kill myself, trying to goad me into being racist (didnt work), and the most concerning thing was i got hundreds of anons being like "what was the point of doing hrt if you still look like that, you should kill yourself." It was like, violent and overwhelming. and on top of it I'd get random young teenager trans people who followed her and bought into her bioessentialism showing up in my messages being like "you give trans people a bad name" "you're why transphobia exists" etc etc it was fucking crazy.

but i lost like, no followers because everyone around me understood, this woman was a terf. this all set up the real one though.

later in the year a teenage "communist" trans girl made some snarky comment about me being racist on a post of mine blowing up. i ignored her cuz like, who cares it's just some random teenager. but i guess people were looking for a reason to hate me cuz that blew up, lots of people just took that at face value no need to investigate. when someone finally did send the girl an ask being like "hey how is she racist" she replied "I dont remember but I know she is" and even more people just took this as 100%. the thing is, i do remember her being one of those "you make trans people look bad" terf following young trans people, it's not that she didn't remember, it's that she didnt want to admit she followed a terf and she believed a terf just saying shit. I lost like 3/4s of my followers, i had a lot of people i thought were my friends just stop talking to me, and going forward every time i got a call out there would usually be a line of like "also she's racist, everyone already knows this" all cuz this girl needed to make a snarky comment cuz she just loves terfs.

the thing about the "i dont remember" bit is it made some weird game of telephone. "I dont remember" became "oh she's racist, i think she says the n word" which became "she called black bloggers the n word" like people just made shit up about me and connected it to this call out. and when id be like this isnt true id be met with a "this is just known, youre a known racist" and it's like, to this day i will still find people be like "hey good on you for growing as a person and not doing that any more" and its like I NEVER DID IT TO BEGIN WITH

#ranting

[dustygoblins]

Why was my neil post of ALL things the one that the tumblr gods deem fit for fame?

#like yea i get it neil is fuckin ROCKIN #but THAT ONE over my art? #do yall think i was that artist?? cuz i was surely not #ah shit i shouldve credited them. i just found them from tumblrs collection of gifs #the artist is t-i-g-g-s

[hermitcraft-8]

hermitcraft season eight tumblr would be so fucking good.

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#WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT?? #KERALIS???

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Just blew up Pearl's yard again... maybe she needs to stop putting creepers in boats.

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🐺 rendiggitydog Follow

guys pretty please come do some holiday shopping at octogon i'll literally suck your dick

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DOC BRO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.

#SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

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🌸 hc-viii Follow

who said that.

#talk 👍👍 #fake post #sorry this is insane