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wren-der · 14 days

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The frickin local court system summoned me for Grand Jury duty and they made it a nightmare of jumping through hoops to get excused. I mean I have valid medical exemption and they make it as inconvenient as humanly possible to get dismissed. I'm stressed out now.

#wren-der non sims #a-freakin-merica #stressed

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catrose13 · 2 years

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To start the "this episode brought to you by" is hilarious, and the Chapter art is awesome Yugi is so smol.

Yami's confusion, and the weird lapses where you know he's trying to remember something and failing, also Yugi's unintentional info dumps... "Osiris' Festering Nipples"

Does Yami know what a furry is?

"Goblin-Mokuba" the foreshadowing of the absolute feral that is Mokuba begins. Freakin' Yugi "Don't be uncharitable to his family"

"Magic?!" No bish it's science

I am not alarmed by the forbidden god...definitely not

The absolute offense at Kaiba using Blue Eyes White Dragon after ripping up Grandpas and giving him a heart attack

Kaiba's confused fear for his eyeballs and his not swearing in front of Mokuba (who lets be real has probably heard or said worse)

A Beautiful and Sacred transaction

The God of "Actually Go Fuck Yourself" and very clear instructions no other ideas happening on your part buddy

Oops didn't mean to do that

Lol Yugi the troublemaker

The Boat motor "fell out" wut? I- I don't think that's a thing that can happen

...It's not like anyone else is going to get there before me...Dude Murphys Law, you are basically asking for someone to get there first

He compared you unfavourably to his pet Hodgekiss, if his snek had opposable thumbs and a forklifting license you'd be out of a job

How long has it been since Grandpa made weed-free brownies that he thinks the batter looks wrong. Did Yugi just grow up eating edibles?

The casual dissing of Joeys mom

"What are you a vampire?"!!! Right from the gddammed beginning. Hm Social Anxiety or Vampirism…hard to tell... And Tristan and the Werewolf certainty

"Ever try to get rid of roaches Joseph?"

Drag Personas!

Why will this teenager not move into their basement?!

Is he sick or just British?

...Vintage Hoo-Ha

Ah the selective hearing of teenagers

Videotape, fetishwear and choking hazards?

"Duel Monsters themed porn again." AGAIN?? Like I'm right there with ya Grandpa who the heck is sending that to kids?

Capital D Destiny

A Wholehearted Evil Asshole

The Internet "Where All The Weird Shit Is". Correct

Tea the Sorcerer

"A Hypothetical Responsible Mom or Your Actual Mom?" Clearly Yugi's Mom can go in the box of bad parents with Joey's Mom..and Yugi's dad too

Hokkaidocino the first time I was introduced to Japan-merica and it's city names

Tea's acting is on point, and Tristan's too

Tristan so middle-aged sounding a lawn mower just manifested in his garage

The Return of Mokuba, so smol, so feral

I wonder if Tristan will ever retrieve his Jacket from the Kaibaland Lost and Found?

Joeys dad is also in the box… Tristans Dad is a tentative box parent and Tea's Mom is in a cult… tentative box

Why is Grandpa ADDING crimes?

Heheh Mongers

Bro I don't think getting possessed should be classed as a minor nuisance

Lol "murderous tapeworm"

Oh Bakura I don't think the Parasite is interested in the carnal activities

Oof that foreshadowing of multiple Ancient Assholes

#fanfiction #rereading #review-ish #tpofatgif #The Power of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!)#gallusrostromegalus #spoilers #Chapter One #YuGiOh #ygo

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america-patriot07041776 · 1 year

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We want to be very clear…We are Patriots through and through, without a freakin Doubt…WE the peaioke support this nation through our tax dollars WITHOUT representation..sound familiar???? We can not, nor will we support criminal public servants who destroy our nation, lying about it to our face like we are idiots and don’t see or feel it, and won’t even live long enough to experience the fall out from all the damage they are doing which is why he doesn’t give a Sh*t @joebiden @kamalaharris @whitehouse PUBLIC SERVANTS AREN’T SERVING THE PRIVATE CITIZENS OF AMERICA Have senators who were broke when they started but now are worth 120 Million??HOW!!Let me digress..But y’all should be angry and stand ready Where these with Pride, truth and conviction WWW.AMERICA-PATRIOT.COM #Americapatriot07041776 #American #veteran #Merica #hoodies #tshirt #veteranownedbusiness #ootd #conservative #moderate #patriot #patriotic #the2nd#militaryservice #shopsmall #ootd #Fashion #Mugs #family #trump #trump2024 #america #merica #patriot #2nd https://www.instagram.com/p/CpxwTe0uu39/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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natethenomadallen · 2 years

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Colorado trip with the boyz 🛵💨🎉❤️‍🔥 We loaded up no less than eight freakin' motorcycles for six adventure riding individuals to blast some gnar gnar up in the mountains of B-E-A-utiful Colorado for a long weekend getaway 💪 This crazy trailer apparatus was no less than an absolute legend as it pulled great and held more motorcycles than we even thought possible plus all of our geeeear 🚚❤️‍🔥🛵💞🛵💚🛵💛🛵💝🛵💜🛵💚🛵💙🛵🔥🎒💓🧳💘🍻🎉 This trip was a good test for the Husaberg FE570 since we were doing some gnarly single track in the opening parts of the season with logs across the trail in every direction, a bit of back road paved riding to connect to more dirt, and then of course some dirt back road action that was just absolutely phenomenal climbing up the side of a mountain 🏔️🧗‍♂️🪜🗺️📍🧭 She performed flawlessly pretty much this entire trip even with the suspension not quite dialed in correctly. This motorcycle was proving to be a pretty capable machine on the street and the dirt with her 6-speed transmission & an engine that just riiips 🚀 We broke off into 2 groups the first going into a bunch of single track craziness on the second day & then my group who was taking the roads less traveled up the side of the mountain. Crazy good times & in the evening we all reconvene for some cocktails & amazing dindin talking about the days adventure shenanigans 🍹🥾🤠 My boy Gregorio showed up with his noble WR250R which was last seen down In Mexico 4 years ago flipping three times across the highway as he got ran over by a truck in Durango Mexico ⚰️💀😐🤸‍♂️ I planned out a huuuge day of adventure on our last full day of riding which I mapped out as I normally do while traveling internationally on Google Earth trying to find a bunch of super cool stuff like waterfalls and abandoned buildings... I'm reminded why I don't love to do adventure riding in 'Merica 🇺 We ran into private property or road closed signs quite literally at every crossing 🙈🚸🔐🚫👎 Regardless of the adventure getting the ole kibosh trick we still had a blast being on 2 wheels, popping wheelies, & busting jokes with the boys. Would not trade this time for the world y'all 🌎🌌❣️ (at South Fork, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkV8ujgrmdI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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interitiosmoved · 2 years

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this is me begging for ya’ll to make men of letter’s muses.

#i've got so many headcanons revolving azrael and the MOL #both merica and british #☆ﾟ hope your apple pie was freakin worth it ↳ ooc ◝

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bienmoreau · 5 years

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HEY @faintlyglow 10 DAYS MY DUDE!!!!

#GRAE ITS SO SOON IM FREAKIN OUT IM SO EXCITED!#new zealand plans #become #‘merica adventures!#!!!!!!

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the-mad-duo · 4 years

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‘Merica.

That’s a freakin’ badass looking CMMG Banshee.

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pineapplecoreconfidentials · 5 years

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Usually I’m wide awake and raring to go after a morning monitoring session, but it’s the first Monday of my summer and I’m sleepy. My eyes have only opened wide enough to see somewhat properly while driving. I’m ready to go back to bed as soon as this morning shhhhht is over and predictably, there’s a crowd, like they’re giving away free follicles today.

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This cycle has been truly charmed, since I had my doc AGAIN today for monitoring and will have her for my procedure on Wednesday. We’re triggering tonight, which means for the second egg retrieval procedure in a row, the procedure will fall the day before a damn holiday (Memorial day, Fourth of July). That’s freakin divine-intervention-level awesomeness. Which means, bring on dem patriotic cocktails and fun in the sun. ‘Merica, biatches.

#ivfjourney #ttc with infertility #ivfwarriorqween #ttc #ERR2 #ivf #merica #egg retrieval #trigger shot

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thefox29 · 4 years

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Eating at @wafflehouseofficial and what do I see? A freakin’ Bald Eagle flying and resting on the sign. #Merica🇺🇸🦅💥 (at Waffle House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B76FxskDTFg/?igshid=ula64mc0jlad

#merica🇺🇸🦅💥

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boutiquebeelzebub · 7 years

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Tagged by @theclassyoctopus and @dekiai-kranke

Relationship status: romantically single but emotionally and financially committed to a band

Favorite color: burgundy

Pets: my fur baby kitter back in 'merica

Last song I listened to: something by XaaX

Favorite TV show: idk about favorite but Hannibal was freakin good

First fandom: Uhhhh tbh D&D or Pokemon.

Hobbies: going to lives.....

Books I’m currently reading: I've been reading a volume of JJBA for several months lol

Tag people? Sorry idk who to tag.... I don't spend enough time on here recently...

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itsmmmills · 7 years

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Rules: Always post the rules, tag 11 people tell the person who tagged you that you answered their questions.

I was tagged by @rednecksaints <3 thanks, dearie! xoxo

1- Favorite musician at this time: Elvis Presley...and Bruno Mars. Lol Elvis is ALWAYS on my playlist but Bruno’s new album is funky and I love funky music...i may be pasty but i like to move it move it 2- Movie You are most excited about for next year: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. LIKE YES. I CAN’T FREAKIN’ WAIT FOR THAT ISH. I’MMA CRY THE WHOLE TIME I JUST KNOW IT 3- Beanies or Scarves? Beanies, duh. Scarves make me feel like i’m gonna puke 4- Last thing you ate: pizzzzza 5- Last person you texted? (literally had to go look on my phone lol) ummm my dad because my dad is awesome and because he was picking up our pizza lol 6- Favorite food? Chocolate. Or mac and cheese. Or pizza. Or lasagna. Or a steak. Or fries. Does sweet tea count? I’m a southerner haha 7- Favorite Season and why? Between fall and winter. It’s cold but not freezing and sometimes it’s warm here on the East Coast but not as hot as the Hot as Freakin’ Hades summertime. 8- Left Twix or Right? Ummm both? Why choose? I ain’t gonna eat one and not the other. 9- Who would win in a fight: Captain America OR Captain Kirk? Captain Steve Rogers. Because ’MERICA. *eagle screams distantly* 10- Avengers or X-Men? AVENGERS. Y’all I remember seeing that movie in theaters and just remember like talking for weeks about how good it was. The sequel was great too and just yeah Captain America is my bby and yeah Avengers all the way also I mean freakin’ Natasha Romanoff and BUCKY BARNES and ughhh Tony Stark i love him and Thor and Wanda and Vision ughhh it’s all so so good 11- Dream Concert? I don’t like concerts. I’m actually an old, cranky woman on the inside. The loud music hurts my head. But I guess it would have to be Elvis Presley.

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america-patriot07041776 · 1 year

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LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE FREAKIN BRAVE!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡One of our favorite designs. Durable, fade resistant and more importantly Army Vet designed hoodie. WWW.AMERICA-PATRIOT.COM #americapatriot07041776 American #veteran #Merica #hoodies #tshirt #veteranownedbusiness #Army #marines #airforce #ootd #conservative #moderate #patriot #patriotic #clothing #design #service #shopsmall #government #ootd #Fashion #Mugs #Meanmug #family #God #outdoors #liftedtrucks #unitedstates https://www.instagram.com/p/CoIzyxhOSbU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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ahuninghake · 6 years

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Freakin’ love this print!!! 💕 and it makes for such a good hoodie #trupatriot #getyouone #hoodievibes #universityoffreedom #merica https://www.instagram.com/p/BpS6tbLHJOd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=130cx7zcp8ofy

#trupatriot #getyouone #hoodievibes #universityoffreedom #merica

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tebbyclinic11 · 6 years

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11 Independence Day Drinks 'n' Treats! 'Merica!

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11 Independence Day Drinks 'n' Treats! 'Merica!

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Fellow patriots! It’s time to celebrate America’s Independence once again, and what better way to do that than with some red, white, and boozy cocktails? (See what we did there?) OK, we’ll stop talking now and just let you all enjoy these insane drinks that are cheap and delicious enough to enjoy in large quantities with all your little revolutionary friends. And drink responsibly you dang colonials!

1. 4th of July in a Bottle

Forget about your little bottle rockets if you’re looking to celebrate Independence Day right and instead bust out with these 4th of July in a Bottle cocktails. These slushed-up bad boys mix up vodka with coconut and strawberry flavors, and are perfect for all you folks currently dealing with heat as deadly as an 18th century guerrilla squad of American farmer-fighters.

See recipe.

2. 4th of July Jello Shots

If you love America, then you know this country is all about freedom and making things jiggle — that’s in the Constitution, look it up. So bust out with these 4th of July Jello Shots while you’re BBQing and waving your flags around if you really want to show people that you love these great United States.

See recipe.

3. All American Daiquiri

Imagine chilling out at your Fourth of July block party or whatever and busting out with this All American Daiquiri. You’ll make so many friends so fast NBC will give you sitcom that’ll get cancelled after eight episodes. Seriously, this drink is so freakin’ ‘Murica you may want to a wear a hat ’cause you’ll have bald eagles landing on your head all day.

See recipe.

4. 4th of July Raspberry America

If you’re looking for a really sweet drink you can sip on all day on the Fourth, try out this 4th of July Raspberry America. This gorgeous drink perfectly mixes up sweet and citrus flavors, and despite its really smooth taste is still real dang potent.

See recipe.

5. America Slushie

This America Slushie is another one of those beautiful red, white, and blue slush drinks that’s ideal for sipping in the sun by the pool or seaside. Seriously though if your plans for Independence Day are to chill out and drink this drink by the water, congratulate yourself ’cause you’re living the American dream.

See recipe.

6. 4th of July Layered Shot

It’s simple, it’s beautiful, it’s America as heck, it’s the 4th of July Layered Shot. This simple little shooter is the drink you want to go with if you’re having a big Independence Day party and you’re kind of cheap — we’re not judging by the way, why do you think we put up this recipe in the first place?

See recipe.

7. 4th of July Spiked Bomb Pop

If you’re not getting as excited as George Washington after being named first President of the U.S. upon hearing the name “4th of July Spiked Bomb Pop” then are you truly a U.S. citizen? Yes, of course. But still, you need to try this gorgeous slushy rum drink if you’re looking to set off some little firecrackers for your tastebuds.

See recipe.

8. Merica Vodka Cinnamon Whiskey Cherries

OK, we’re not even kidding around here: You need to make these Merica Vodka Cinnamon Whiskey Cherries for this Independence Day ’cause they’re insanely tasty and everybody will love them. You literally just pop these sweet little balls of tastiness in your mouth like little cannonballs and bang, bang, bang, your brain will light up with all those joy chemicals like a night sky full of fireworks.

See recipe.

9. Red, White, & Blue Sangria

Sangrias are for summer, right? So why not bust out with this Red, White, & Blue Sangria for the biggest holiday of the season? Seriously, why don’t you? You some kind of Benedict Arnold or something?! Just kidding, but still, try this sangria ’cause it’s an amazing fruity cocktail.

See recipe.

10. 4th of July Pop Rocks Martini

This is a Tipsy Bartender drink list so you knew when opened this page that there’d be at least one candy drink. And here it is: The 4th of July Pop Rocks Martini! It’s crunchy, it’s beautiful, it’ll make your mouth feel like its full of revolutionary war battles.

See recipe.

11. 4th of July Diversity Bomb Shot

Finally we have the 4th of July Diversity Bomb Shot, which is just as fun as it is delicious. If you’ve never tried a bomb shot before, we guarantee that starting out with this little American celebration will not disappoint.

See recipe.

What do you all think of these 4th of July cocktail recipes? Which one of these bad boys will you be enjoying with your friends and family this Independence Day? Let us know in the comments, you beautiful patriots!

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deputymcnuggets · 6 years

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Yea BITCH NOW I’m going to uk tomorrow to be a thug there and I been smoking that legal weed in MERICA

fuK YE UR LIVIN THE DREAM with them fuckin legal maryjanewanas

have fun and be safe and watch out for seedy fuckin lad cunts in the uk 💕I alSO JUST SAW THAT GIANT FREAKIN PIZZA SLICE ON UR FBlegal weed, pizza slices bigger than any reasonable human would ever needMERICA TRULY IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE

#my perception of people from the uk is fucked after watchin so many docos on teenage pregnancy and drug issues there lmao #Anon

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assaultind · 7 years

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Freakin Nuts!!! #AssaultEquipped 💪 From @sikkrides // @prolinewraps. Just awesome. Chrome print.. #sikkrides @prpseats @hcrracing @hiperbyweld @toyotires @viaircorp @ssvworks @powdercoathb @assaultutv @visionxusa @racepakdata @glazzkraft #assaultarmy #USA #madeintheusa #assaultutv #merica #offroad #utv #badass #bamf #gear #motorsports #utvmotorsports #photooftheday #SoCal #instagood #follow #instadaily #AssaultMedia #AT6 #AssaultTeam6 #utvunderground (at Assault Industries UTV)

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