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gayspock · 2 years

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i didnt intend to make a post for every ep its just occurring right now

okay so i'll keep this in in one poost soim not spamming a lot but

OKAY. just started the way we werent and im excited about this one. aeryn and pilot is my favourite dynamic BY FAR!!! :D

not 2 mention.... i also do like theyre still bringing up aeryn's background. bc, you know, they did all kinda like... not forget... but they didnt rlly all go through the whole "forgiveness" process fully, either..

and heres the thing. HERES why i was always nervous about aeryn in the beginning, as a character. redemption arcs... god, especially from a current perspective, in particular with respect to modern "fandom culture" (ack!) its like... obviouslyyyy, that whole journey (and i say that so vaguely, i know) in of itself is tenuous- it takes the right balance, and it takes care to really perfect it BUT also its just exacerbated by the recent trends and behaviours... and it makes me itch. sigh.

and im GLAD here, you know, that theyre bringing this up. that chiana herself said- so what did you think she was doing? and im glad. i really am glad theyre bringing it up. bc... she was a soldier in a fascist regime... and she did horrible fucking things. we are now going to ADDRESS that. and i think the mistake - or at least, not the mistake, but the way people interpet - with other characters im thinking of is like... sometimes we never see, or have the shitty things theyve done said explicitly. and its just sort of left... vaguely open to interpetation.

and its like. im literally not trying to bring trek up all the time but sorryy it keeps happening. but again like with freaking- garak, yeah? i dont recall, or if its always left ambiguous, but we dont get a LOT of detail on his role in the occupation but ehrm. he was a fucking agent in the obsidian order - when cardassia occupied bajor. when they attempted genocide, enforced labor camps and slavery and all the repugnant things that occured tangential to that (the comfort women..god). and its like... yeah no... you cant sugarcoat it yeah?

but some ppl- are so WEIRD about it, like try to not address it and just skirt past it when its like... bewildering. because thats part of his fucking character. but they like- again its sugarcoatingggg man, and its so fucking ODD that you'd do that or try to deny it or like. take it out of his character. like between the ways they characterise others - like, ive seen people for REAL fanonise kira to be some weird, anti-cardie bigot who'd say slurs at the poor garak when ... YOU REALISE? SHE WAS IN A LABOR CAMP, YEAH? LIKE- SHE WAS LITERALLY ENSLAVED, and hes not some incidental cardassian but . LITERALLY. WAS A VERY POWERFUL PERSON, HIGH UP IN THE GOVERNMENT. and yeah thatsfine- whatever, you can think whatever of his character- but its so weird when people twist it so that like... they minimise the shit he did, or refuse to really contextualise it.

and again thats no fault of the shows- but its an example of what i mean by like. absolutely bewildering reactions and AGAIN. i think thats a wider conversation- but i mean thats like... part of an ongoing culture right now wrt everything as a whole, but haha.letsnot get into that i'll have a 3am meltdown.

BUT LIKE. what im trying to say here. IM GLAD, HERE, WE LIKE.. WE ARE NOW GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO SIT THERE AND ADDRESS THE SHIT AERYN DID.

because like i also said its like...literally its like the whole fucking premise of her character. like garak's was a fundamental part of him its like. YEAH MAN. WE BETTER FUCKING EXPLORE IT.

and also like- i dont know. conversations of redemption/forgiveness- theyre all so messy and im not fucking unspoooling them in a prelude to a farscape thoughts in a tumblr post. LOL. but like- first of all. we have to address them properly if we're going to unpack them. and REALLY address them...

and second of all, you know- not to dredge up other shit... but kinda like. yknow. more generally... THIS HAS JSUTBEEN ON MY MIND LATELY. SORRY THIS IS ALL IN A FUCKING FARAFP0SJ[SGD Titsfine . whos reading this. hi. hello. anyways i dont know- you know its just been irritating me, lately. when you bring something up, something from the past, and someone's like "by GOD why cant you just FORGIVE MOVE ON" and its like respectfully.... forgive but dont forget you know lik.e..

no matter what you do after the fact, when you've done something- especially something fucking. wrong - you've done it forever and its like. i dont know im just frustrated. i think its mostly with respect to fucking messy sloppy ass discourse everywhere but its like. yep. you can do better and be better and it wont define-define you. but like here in aeryns case..... a pilot still fucking died. and her actions have horrible fucking consequences. and it isnt insane to bring that back up, or for her to continuously face appropriate consequences bc of that....

& its always so unfair to like... just tell victims 2 forget sth you know. and to never ever bring it up. when its like respectfully it SHOULD be brought up.... and wrt to whoever "did something wrong" (i say sooo vaguely bc the multitude of crap, man...) i feel like. becoming a better person SHOULD be coping with who you are and what you did rather than freaking burying it. and like- hell, bringing something up... it is not even always a fucking Attack on you as a person, bc its not always about you, but again. with respect to situations wherein ppl are hurt, and there are victims they have every right to express that hurt ......

AND ITS LIKE YES. SOMETIMES it can create a cycle of pain- but to hurt others, and then demand them to be okaywiththat and not give them the fucking time .. .... but god thats getting so far away from everything now but its nott at allll

BC ITS REAAAL HERE LIKEEE . fuck yeah man. all of them were fucking tortured horrifically by peacekeepers. they have a RIGHT to be upset.... & to have the fucking blessings to not have to forgive aeryn and to STEAM instead ....!!! & YAH. forgiveness and allthat- but like godd, here, it would nottttt be their fault at ALLLLL if they did not let aeryn off the hook for some of this shit... i mean that ! [puts my FOOT down] and SOOOOO hsould everyone else in this hip be allowed to steam at fucking half the crap thats occurred...

EVEN WHEN! aeryn HERSELF is unpacking the fucking. horrifying trauma of her own with respect to being a peacekeeper-of what she was forced to do... BC LIKE FOR SURE . SITUATIONSARE SO fucking messy and unfair and complicated and its horrible she went through that but she DID still choose and DID still actively do . terrible fucking things and those two can bethe same and she has to learn to unwind them both herself... AND OMG.........

also this is going 2 be so

i said all that

actual more direct htought about the ep now: i like flashback eps but execution like this can be so clunky lol SORRYY Omg. meaan cruel harsh booooo. SORRY its just the cutting between? ITS FINE! its functional and its worth it for flashback stuff. but ough. sorry its just soooo much better when flashbacks are more organically woven into the script rather than like... characters in the show quite literally calling one up. LOL.

and G-

CRAIS SORRY CRAIS JUST REAPPEARED AGAIN I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH ON HIM UP ABOVE. BUT YEAH. this is also why i fucking wanted him to be off with aeryn in this season because hes such a good fucking parallel

AND THIS IS ALL ASSUMPTION. SORRY IM GOING SOO OFF TOPIC FROM THE EPISODE. heaven knows maybe hes a right lad by the end of the show. but i think- like i said.. such a good parallel. bc he and aeryn could so, so, so brilliantly mirror each other in terms of "redemption" arc, wherein aeryn grows and chooses to be a better person and he moves away from the peacekeepers but still is so terribly self-concerned rather than self-reflective andyehaANYWAYS. SORRY. BACK

HAND ON

HEY TUMBLR. END IT.

BACK TO THE EP AMYBE I

this is such a fucking, SORRYYY TONAL SHIFT but ben browder has the shatner problem where hes like so generic in the face hes both one guy averaged out over so many guys but also all those other guys at once

also god. crichtons little smize at "lovers". COME ON MAN. but i also- thats an angle i didnt expect actually.... whichdoes. yeah shit . thats a whole other fucking angle on this i guess and fc-

OKAY. PILOT AND AERYN CONFRONTATION AND LIKE FOR REAL THAT WHOLE... "ITS HARD FOR BOTH OF US" "IT WASNT ME ON THAT RECORDING" <- so. TRUE is the thing

ALSO THE PILOT FUCKING PUPPET IS SO GOODS RORY I HAVENT SAID IT IN EPISODESSS AND EPISODESSSSSS but it for real is the fucking emotion they manage with it. i cant imagine mannnn

alsonow again ir epeat what i saidlike. i thinkits horrible and i know pilot will forgive her and thats also fine. like i of course wouldnt like. WANT him to rejectthat like- i presume, by the end, he chooses to accept her despite this but god fucking hell like... AGAIN serioussss .... complicit in a bodily violation like that and trauma and ongoing constant pain PILTO. MY FUCKING. BELOVDED

I LVEO PILOT And aeryn... i lvoe EVERYBADY

and as i said i actually i want to also say. im not always a fan of like.... random love interests introduce.d one GREAT example would be alex from that one episode- like she was... utterly pointless. i get they wanted to make her a lover, to parallel what zhaan did, but it just really. eh. it was so nothing

but here its like.. the way her relationship with this peaceekeeper is in of itself. a whole OTHER moral issue- concerning his own, how he is complicit in all of this and abiding, but also criitica and not saying anything AS WELL AS HOW. he's a mirror to crichton asking aeryn to choose differently and YEAH like its bare minimum shit but itslike i love that there is more intention behind that choice than just. random freaking affair

ALSO OKAY SORYR BUTHELP

SAME.PILOT I WILL KILLUS ALL TO. FINE. SURE.

PILTO

SEE FUCKINGCHRIST ALIVE ..........

aeryn and pilot ... best fucking dynamicin this hsow. i'll kill you. i i#

"we've come a long way since then pilot and we've got a long way to go; take the journey with me" SIGTP I TNEWOWW [SCREAMING AND SBBING[

NOBODY LOOK AT ME. I'LL KILL YOU ALL.

OKAYITS SOOO ALTE NOW BUT LIKE GOD. GOD FOR REAL man like- again eveyrhting i said at the beginning wrt aeryn. LITERALLY. ITS IMPORTANT THAT WE FUCKING DO THIS, SWEAR DOWN MAN, bc only rhen can we appreciate the growht and OMG.. GODDDD

shut up...

THE WAY I WAS SOLUKEWARM ON EPS 1,2 AND 3 OF S2 BUT4 AND 5 .... SLAAAYYY!!!!!

okay i catnt wrap this up proper im going to bed its fine . w

#Egg.txt #farscape liveblog

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deliciously-yeeted · 3 years

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I was in desperate need of some beel fluff, so i wrote some. As one does. Uh, ive never done this,(posting fanfic, i normally jus write small things for myself tbh😅) before so please have mercy lol

I hope ya like it though, it put a smile on my face so im hoping it does the same for you♡

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You started filling the hem of your shirt with snacks, as many as you could fit in the scrunched up fabric that is, a tired but playful grin on your lips, as you thought over what you planned to do, mentally prepping yourself.

Normally, you're not so bold about seeking out comfort and such, feeling shy about showing vulnerability...but today, ugh, today had you particularly worn down. You needed something, affection preferably. You'd settle for a warm bath and some melatonin if you had to. Though, you really didnt want too.

You were tired of self soothing all the time. And Asmos care packages could only help so much. But you knew how to make it all magically better. There was only one option in times like these .

You worked quickly, excitement bouncing around in your gut, making your hands a little shaky.

Having grabbed all you could you carry, you practically dashed from the kitchen. Your mind set on finding a certain big demon. Last you heard, he was headed to his room for a bit. You hoped he was still there.

When you finally reached his bedroom door, you found yourself in a tad bit of a pickle. Your eyebrows furrowed, the realization that you wouldn't be able to open the door making you frown at the closed door briefly. You cursed yourself slightly, for not thinking that far ahead. You forgot in all your excitement.

Briefly you considered trying to use you feet before dropping the idea. Guess you've got no choice.

Dang it! You felt kinda bummed that you'd be losing the element of surprise, but the grin soon returned, thinking about seeing Beel always you happy, regardless of the circumstances.

"Beeeeellllllllllll!" You called out, letting a bit of a whine into your voice, hey, who knows? Maybe it'd get him in front of you faster?? He tended to be on the slower side of answering his door, sometimes he simply didnt hear it. Especially if he was working out or watching tv.

Apparently, whining his name did not speed him up:(

You were about to call out again, worried he hadn't heard you, when the door clicked open. The mere sound making you feel slightly giddy. Your eyes snapping up to meet his briefly. You soaked in as many details of him as you could, without just straight ogling him, before flicking your eyes back up to meet his.

"Y/n?" He seemed pleasantly surprised, dressed in a black tank top and grey sweats (you were happy to see him wearing them, because while he looked like a whole ass meal in them, it also meant he had no plans of leaving the house tonight).

His eyes were quick to find the odd lumps wrapped up in your shirt, as well as the bit of tummy peaking out. The position you held your shirt in had caused the bottom of your stomach to show, something you had worried about on the way here, anxious about a different brother catching a glimpse of you. You could feel his stare burn against your skin, he was about to say something, but then his nose twitched, and his eyes fixed on your bundle of snacks instead.

Not that you minded his staring your stomach, not with Beel.

The others...maybe.

Your tummy was one of his favorite parts about you, he's hands finding their way under your shirt to touch and squeeze the soft flesh more often than not. Always gentle and non intrusive. I think he'd full on cry if he accidentally upset you somehow tbh.

Boy had absolutely no shame about it, once he learned you didnt mind much.

Especially when you seemed to be a bit shy about showing your stomach, with the others, or just in general. He made sure to let you know how much he loved your squish. Be it at RAD or just casually in the house.

The only person who ever raised a fuss over it was Mammon, although, he tended to fuss over everything you did anyways;; His protests did absolutely nothing to deter you or Beel, much to his dismay.

Sometimes, if Beel was hungry and needed a distraction or a quick 'pick me up', he'd scoop you up and just shove his face into your tummy. (Much like what I do with my cat when I'm bored and/or sad) Then he'd just hold you there until he absolutely had to let you down.

Relishing in the feel of your softness and you heart racing under your skin, fluttering so delicately under his lips, pressing his face against you was an instant mood lifter for him.

You loved it, a surprised but delighted laugh always ripping from your chest, almost subconsciously. You couldn't hide your happiness in his affections, not that you would want to (thats a lie, you cant help but be embarrassed at the end of the day by the intensive joy you felt whenever you looked at him). Which only seemed to motivate him even more, and soon each time he scooped you up, he'd kiss all over your tummy, making you giggle because it tickled, before hugging you close with a small sigh.

"I brought snacks, and some cuddles. So uhm, can I nap on you for a bit? 'M tired. Unless your busy or something..." you beam up at him, starting to hesitate toward the end, suddenly a little unsure.

"Pretty please?? I wont bug ya, I promise." You plead, pulling your best puppy dog eyes, shifting from one foot to the other nervously. His eyes widened as his brain processed what you said, and the cute sight in front of him. If he was being honest, it made his brain stop for a split second.

He chuckled at you and lifted you up by the back of your knees, holding you carefully to his chest, mindful of your full shirt. A small startled squeak coming from you as he did so, a sound he never got tired of hearing.

You glanced in the room as he closed to door, he had papers sprawled over the small coffee table in the middle of the room, and a few (you spotted more in the trash bin in the corner) empty food wrappers around his work space. He plopped down in front of the table again, taking only a few steps to reach it. You were kind of jealous, your short legs never being a fair match against his. Luckily he enjoyed carrying you, which solved that issue right quick.

"You can keep me company while I finish my homework." He says, shifting you into his lap and keeping a loose hold on your lower stomach, fingers splaying out to get a small feel of your exposed skin. Glancing around, you dont see belphies mop of hair in his bed, he was probably sleeping in the attic or the observatory, you quietly hum to yourself, abit happy to have Beel all to yourself for the moment. Shifting forward, Beels hands refusing to let you go and setting on your waist, you hold your shirt above the edge of the table, and let the snacks spill from your shirt before smoothing the garment back down, missing Beels frown as he looses sight of your tummy. Quickly moving to organize the snacks a bit, so that they were within reach and not scattered all over his papers and in the way.

"Thank you, your the bestest!!" You say, the dull ache in your arms more than worth the effort in your opinion.

You tilted your head back so you can look up at him. Making eye contact with him made your brain kinda just...mush. Your hands slowly squeezing his on your waist, lifting them so you move a bit.

You tore you gaze from his, before turning around and wrapping your arms around his nack and your legs around his torso,(like a koala in his opinion).

Scooting as close as you could get away with, (your not as stealthy as you give yourself credit for, he knows, he just too nice to tease you for it, and he doesn't want you to stop), so you could snuggle up to him and be comfy at the same time. Which wasn't all that hard to do with him, being the teddy bear he is.

Your eyes glazed over slightly, and you were distracted as you mind pulled your attention away.

Ah, you were in pure bliss, you could die happy like this~

You had grabbed plenty of snacks, being sure to vary in your choices, knowing Beel would like to have options, and hoping to be able to buy some extra time with him and a cute Beel smile as a reward for your effort. Tho, youd do it anyways.

Not that you'd ever admit to that. Nuh uh, no way. Unless he asked nicely, you'd give in embarrassingly fast if he ever did, the realization making your face heat up.

But...

Embarrassment be damned, youd never tell Beel 'No'.

He looks down at you, face going all blushy and soft at your slightly dazed and flushed expression. Your thoughts getting the best of you for a moment. Shaking your head slightly and letting out a resigned sigh.

"Of course you can," you snap out of it when he speaks up, looking up at him, quick to give him your full attention. "I love when you cuddle up with me, it helps me focus a bit. You didn't have to bribe me, though, as long as its you, my cuddles come free-" wrapping his arms around your shoulders, giving you a snug hug, he moves to continue. "Not that I'm complaining-" you cut him off, feeling slightly guilty about it. You were already flustered, and his sweet words weren't helping your predicament one bit. That was until your eyes actually focus on his face, oh sweet hell, hes so precious!!! Your heart thumps nearly painfully for a moment, nerves biting into your thoughts.

Your face was definitely beat red now, you could feel it at the tips of your ears even. Yet you refused to move, your eyes locked on his. A rare occurrence, one you could tell he was basking in, his eyes were glued to your face, studying it. His flush deepening slightly.

Squishing his cheeks and "shushing" him gently. Your basically cooing at him, to tired suddenly to care much about how your words or actions came off. The nervousness slipping away from your voice and movements. "Its not a bribe hun, I just felt like seeing you smile before I fell asleep on you. Heh, your smile is my goodluck charm for good dreams, ya know?" You tiredly rub his cheek with your thumb, eyes lit up happily and content. Giving him a small breathless laugh at the end.

He really did calm you down, your mind slowing down as the excitement started to fade, a fact you became overly aware of quite suddenly, your eyes feeling quite heavy now that you felt safe.

You yawned, your weariness catching up to you.

Beels quick to notice, taking note of the bags under your eyes. Dont worry, he'll make sure you get some good sleep, no bad dreams were gonna plague you on his watch. He glances over at the snacks you brought, unbelievably happy. Seeing you so cutely curled up to him, the fact that you brought him as much food as you could carry(a sight he nearly died from when he saw it) and your sweet sweet words, it definitely warmed his heart to say in the least.

He loved that you actually came to find him, just so you could cuddle. His adoration for you is bottomless, just like his hunger.

So, Beel wraps you inna big bear hug, pulling you closer and peppering the top of your head and face with kisses. He gives you a big grin, his eyes sparkling happily. "Nap, I'll wake you up when I'm done and we can hangout till dinner."

You tiredly nod, relaxing against him.

Grabbing a baggy of chips, he smooches your forehead, before tucking your face under his chin so he could munch, and see his work(not like that was much of an issue, beels a big boy after all👀), without completely covering the top of your head in crumbs (you'd told him you didn't mind, especially since he always ruffled your hair to get then out, and you loved that...but he still feels bad about it and tries to avoid it to some extent) and being able to rest his chin on top your head was just the cherry on top for him.

💗Happy beel mode activated💗

Sighing happily, you close your eyes. Beels cuddles making all your stress melt away, just like they always did. Slowly, you start to drift off, listening to the soft scratch of his pen as he starts to work and his deep breathing, letting it lull you into sleep.

I dont know why my brain wanted me to got all out on this. I literally jus couldn't stop tweaking with it. Imma post if before i decide to change it. Imma just conveniently forget i wrote this now, maybe ill like it more after a week or two... :/ also if theres any spelling or grammar issues plz tell me, its like 2am rn so im sure i missed something

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violetnotez · 4 years

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HC: BNHA Boys and Their Kisses

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RULES | MASTERLIST COMING SOON! | REQUESTS OPEN!!! :)

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Katsuki Bakugo

This boi

IS A LITERAL MONSTER

When he wants kisses-

HE WILL GET THEM

Wherever, whenever he wants it-he’ll figure out a way to have them

Sees you dressed cute at the mall-hes finding the first bathroom he can find to make out with you

At UA and your skirt is getting to him- you two are in the janitors closet

Inexperienced in kissing and making out but damn, he’ll never admit to that

ALWAYS super rough-but like in a good way

Like pinning your wrists to the wall, tugging on your bottom lip

ALWAYS leaving hickeys

No matter what-you always have like at least 4 or 5

Secretly really smug and proud about it because enjoys seeing them on you and knowing

1) he did that to you and

2) your his and only his and that’s proof of it

What an ass tho

Literally GROWLS when kissing you (it’s pretty HaWt)

Tbh anytime your “kissing” with Bakugo, it’s just making out

Like, it’s never a sweet kiss or a little peck it’s ALL OR NOTHING with him

Tastes like cinnamon

Mr. Grabby McGrabbers

Loves grabbing your a*s

Reason why: cause when he does it and you don’t expect it you jump a little and moan into his mouth and IT. TURNS. HIM. ONNNNNNN

Tug on his hair and he turns to jello

Is always the dominant one and fights to be it

And does everything in his power to make sure its him that wins when your fighting him

“Keep acting like this and I’m going to punish you later, Princess”

You keep acting like that 😉😉😉

Izuku Midoriya

Such a sweetie pie

He’s always super nervous and scared to kiss you because he doesn’t know if he’ll kiss you right or cross a boundary or do something completely embarrassing

DEIFNITELY over thinks it

And has absolutely searched Wiki How on how to kiss

It takes him awhile but he starts off with sweet little gestures

Like if he sees you after training he give you a hug and a kiss on your forehead

Or he’ll sneak attack you with a kiss on your cheeck if he sees you and is overloaded by you cuteness

1st time you kissed him-

Cause of course HE wasn’t gonna initiate THAT

He completely melted and was on Cloud 9

But then he realized he didn’t know what to do with his hands

So you kinda had to guide him where to put them

And then he realized he couldn’t BREATHE

But of course he didn’t wanna stop

So when you guys broke apart he was gasping like a fish out of water

“That was”-(GASP)-“AMAZING”

ALWAYS super nervous though when he really wants to initiate it

“Can-can I kiss you y/n?”

Of course you always say yes!

Loves it when you put your hands on his chest

Best way to get what you want with him is to give him a kiss and he caves

You: “Izuku can we please go get some ice cream?”

Midoriya: “I don’t know y/n...we have a lot of homework and our practical exams are tomorrow-“

*kiss him

Midoriya: “ICE CREAM IT IS!”

Denki Kaminari

Is a w*hore for kisses

Like he’s non stop asking for kisses or giving you kisses

“Cmon, babe just one?”

“Just because you failed another test Denki doesn’t mean you get to suck my face off.”

“But-“

“NO”

Is super okay with PDA in public

That’s literally how he greets you everyday

“Hey babe!” He’ll call out as He’ll sling his arm around your shoulder and press a kiss to your cheeck

Kisses you anywhere and everywhere

Especially when your sick or hurt

You gotta headache? He’s kissing it

Your shoulder is sore from training? KISSING IT

Your legs are sore? He’ll kiss those too

It’s worse when your sick though

Because he’s kissing every place that hurts, aches, or is exposed

And your begging him to stop because you don’t want him to get sick, because he’s a HUGE baby when he’s sick

“Cmon babe one more kiss won’t hurt me, it’s gonna help you I promise!”

But he doesn’t listen until he starts getting the symptoms and now starts asking YOU for kisses

Sucker for when you bite his lip and hickies

He literally melts

Sometimes when he gets too into it, he forgets to control his power and shocks you

It never hurts, it’s only a little jolt but he freaks out

“Oh my god, y/n, are you okay, I didn’t mean that, I’m sorry!”

Kinda scared to touch you but quickly gets over it (holds back just because he’s scared to hurt you again)

Like Bakugo, is Also a Grabby McGrabbers

This child is a pervert what did you expect?

Loves to put his hands in your pant pockets when kissing you

Kirishima

Is super, super gentleman-like

Cause thats MaNLY

But really, hes never pushy on you to kiss or anything

Its your call and you call the shots

Hes really not big on PDA, but he loves to hold your hand or hold your waist and give you kisses on your temple

BUT

He scares the crap out of you all the time, because his favorite thing to do is run up behind you and tackle you with the biggest hug and give you a bunch of kisses on your neck

Has literally the softest lips everrrr

But also- SHARK TEETH

You always have teeth marks on your body

One time they got so bad they began to bruise over and it looked like you literally got attacked by a little shark

WHen he saw them, he didnt realize he did it

“Whoever did this to you Im gonna make them pay!”

“Kirishima-”

“They are goinna be seriosuly hurt once Im through with them! Nobody can touch my girlfriend and hurt her and get away with it-”

“Kirirshima, you did it!”

“.....Oh.”

“ON MY GOSH Y/N IM SO SORRY!”

Likes it when you put your hands on his chest because makes him feel like hes in some super fluffy, romantic movie and hes falling in love with the pretty girl of his dreams

Which he is but ACK its cute!

Is the worst when he’s sick or hurting because hes super whiny

“Y/nnnnnnn can I pleeeasssseee have a kiss- my leg hurts!”

Uses kisses as a bargaining chip ALLLLLLLL the time

Like if you want some of his food, its always followed by a “Okay...what about 3 kisses for it?”

You always give him more than what he asked for tho ;)

Shouto Todoroki

THE BIGGEST

GENTLEMAN

EVERRRRR

Literally cannot stress this enough

Always waits for you to make the first move, follows your lead, is never super touchy

Hands are ALWAYS on your upper back and never go any farther down

Even though sometimes he has to fight himself because he kinda wants to let them drop a little bit lower....

Not super big on PDA

But hes the type that’ll give you kisses on your knuckles or your hand

SO CUTEEEE

When your feeling down, he’ll kiss you on your temples or forehead

IS always super nervous to kiss you

But he gets more comfortable as he does it more

Their usually just super gentle and sweet and innocent

“Can I kiss you y/n?”

Either holds your face in his hands or is holding your hand while kissing you

Hes either super hot or super cold

Like NO inbetween

But you notice when you kiss him and hes cold, he instantly gets burning hot

Sometimes so hot you gotta pull back because your afraid he’ll burn your lips

His kisses are usually super sweet and soft, but the first time he REALLY kissed was when you got hurt in battle

He had thought he had lost you, until he saw you were limping towards him, hurt but smiling

He was so relieved he couldve cried

He screamed your name in relief, and just grabbed your hands and face and didnt let go

Just kept repeating “I thought I lost you, Im so sorry y/n, I love you, I love you so much”

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Hope you all are having a good day (or night)!

Requests open! (HC, One Shots, Match Ups, etc :)

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staysuki · 2 years

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okay, yeah, no, candy is definitely hyunjin.

i literally almost dropped my phone during chapter 17 because i thought it was seungmin at first, but then i realized that hyunjin said he lost his phone. also, that little detail about heartful arts 👀 and then ofc, i read chapter 18 where hyunjin said seungmin gave hyunjin his phone back.

of course, there's always a possibility all of this is a red herring and that i have thoroughly fallen for the trick, but let's not think about that 😀

something about felix getting into hyunjin's phone makes me nervous, though. if he went through his camera roll, he most definitely went through his messages. if hyunjin really is candy, then that means felix knows that. he might disregard it because he doesn't really know that yn is chocolate, but we can't even be sure of that, either. for all we know, felix took hyunjin's phone to try and make sure hyunjin didn't know his art was being stolen and now somehow knows everything about candy and yn and hyunjin. i wish we knew exactly when his phone went missing, though, because that would give us some answers about yn and felix's exchange at the party and what it means.

also i lowkey think seungmin is felix's partner in crime...?? unless it's a character that hasn't been introduced yet, but i think out of the characters we know so far, it's most likely to be seungmin. or wonpil. those are my two main candidates but seungmin likes hyunjin and he rly has no motive for selling his art but i feel like there has to be some significance to him being at the party and aCK- this is so fun but it makes my brain hurt >.< yk that meme of the guy in front of the bulletin board with a crazy look on his face? that's me rn 😭

why is jisung kinda being pushy tho 🤔 at any other time i'd adore him for trying so hard to understand and help his friends, but rn everybody is sus :D jisung running around to find his friends?? or running around to snatch some art 🤔🤔🤔 nah but jisung is still on the good list tho, im just over sleuthing. (right????)

yk what really rubs me the wrong way, though? the way hyunjin treats his friends. i mean, okay, sure, fine. let's say hyunjin has a reason for hating yn (boI WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DESTROYED YOUR FAMILY ??????????) why is he being such a dick to his friends?? that's honestly a huge red flag for me in general when observing others as just the type of people they are- i watch how people treat their friends and the people they surround themselves with. i absolutely hate the way hyunjin treats jisung and seungmin; it's so toxic.

also poor jake :( poor lia :( poor ryujin :( that situation is such a mess and i feel so bad for them

the little moment between seungmin and yn tugged on my heart a little. they had such a huge impact on each other's lives, whether they want to admit it or not, and i love their relationship. also there's just so much to unpack with seungmin hehe it's so fun

AND WHOAAA JAE KNOWS HE KNOWS OMG HE KNOWS SDGHJLKJFA AKWARRDDDDDDDD NOT THE KIDS BOLTING OUT OF THERE LMFAO

sorry for disappearing for a couple days D: but i loved the updates! i hope you're taking care of yourself!! hope to talk to you soon, ash <33 lysm!

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JSHWJSHS who knows though 🤷‍♀️ seungmin definitely had two phones during that moment so~ it could've been his 🤔

JSHWJHSSHS when have i ever tricked you guys 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

atp, i feel like even if felix didn't get his hands of hyunjin's phone, he'd still be knowledgeable about everything. he literally gives off the vibes. it's kinda like, even if he doesn't know anything, he'll act like he does and then catch you in 4k 📸. but now that he got the extra leverage of information by getting the phone, he seems even more dangerous now no? but dw, he hates getting involved remember~ also trying to understand felix and his motives is a chore 🤷‍♀️ even y/n gave up already.

pls i know that meme 💀💀 but yeah, it's hard to think of it no? so many possible people. but in the first place, you might've forgotten that seungmin is a hustler (dealing drugs) because he doesn't want to get a lousy part time job. this implies that he does need money and would go to illegal measures to acquire it. on the other hand, perhaps it's also wonpil's influence 🤔 we did get the tidbits where wonpil used to be the wild child back in his day. plus, i've never established anyone as a rich person in this fic (as of yet) except for jae. anyone or everyone needs money. they're all broke college kids 🤷‍♂️

i kinda feel for jisung, he just came to the party to have fun with his friends and he ended up being alone and taking care of people and looking for his friends 😭. but yk what's also the thing with getting left alone is that there were no eyes on him 🤔🤔🤔 hmmm

i don't think he's necessarily being a dick. we've only ever seen him get mad whenever it involves y/n. aside from that, he treats them normally (though a bit assertive). he even keeps photos of them 🤧✨ but even still, we're yet to see the full hyunjin uwu. take for example seungmin: if hyunjin is truly toxic, a person like seungmin wouldn't have a reason to stay. seungmin is someone who knows his worth yet he still takes the effort to understand hyunjin, even if it meant talking to y/n about their history and even sharing a bit of himself to someone who he was dismissive with at first. i'm sure as his longest friend, seungmin already knows most of the meaning behind hyunjin's sharp tongue. i think sometime far into the future maybe once we reach chapter 30-40 we'll see more of hyunjin's pov and whatnot. but for now, we have criminal activities to catch 💪

the ryujin-lia-jake situation— it's def up to them to fix it. it's a bit hard for y/n though because she feels somewhat stuck.

oooh that's a very well said statement :(( they made an impact on each other's lives not just whether they admit it or not—but whether they even know it or not. they have this small connection between them that makes interactions easy and comfortable because they had that childhood history that isn't toxic. they were simply playmates, and wonpil being the nice guy that he is, and also somehow became little y/n's babysitter for a while, that meant she was looked after alongside seungmin and jake as "siblings". they're overall v v cute ♥️♥️♥️

LMFAO THAT DINNER SEQUENCE WAS A HOT MESS PLEASE. seungmin did NOT wanna be there. he was like, peace out ✌️😬. ngl i can relate. i bolt out of every single awkward situation by just walking away, even with family stuff.

dw about it anon! have been becoming busy lately too, thanks for dropping in still and looking forward for the updates! it'll be slower since there's two smaus now but i'm gonna alternate them by week (this week is slc and then next next week will be ehaloj). ♥️

#slc talks #gibby anon #anon: 🌖

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tickleraptorss · 5 years

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Monsters in Tephra Cave

shulkreyn is gonna be the death of me i love these boys so much i just HAD to write smth fluffy for them,,, takes place after reyn nd shulk leave colony 9.

im gonna write more xenoblade stuff bc Big Fixation (i dont even know the full plot lol i’m waiting to play it w @fluff-nd-stuff who dragged me into xenoblade hell thanks liz) mayb some au? post-game bc im assuming everything goes back to normal maybe? pre-game? who fuckin knows! anyways, enjoy!

“We should be fine here,” Shulk said, sitting down next to a small pool of water. Tephra Cave wasn’t the safest place to be spending the night in, but both Shulk and Reyn felt themselves growing tired and decided to find some place to try to get some sleep. The plan was simple - set up a small fire, and one person would keep watch while the other slept.

“I can keep watch first,” Shulk offered as they finished setting up the fire. He had a lot to think about, yet not much time to think about it. The Mechon attack, Fiora... it was a lot to take in. He figured he needed to collect his thoughts.

“Nah, you really need some shut-eye, man,” Reyn said. “You look like you haven’t slept in weeks. I’ll keep watch.”

“Reyn, you also look tired! You need to sleep more than I do.”

Reyn pouted at Shulk and crossed him arms. “I’m keepin’ watch.”

“No, I am!”

“No! I’ll do it!”

They kept going back and forth like this for another minute, arguing like little kids. Until...

“I’m keepin’ watch, and that’s final!” Reyn claimed, poking Shulk’s side as a playful gesture. He wasn’t expecting the squeak that came from Shulk. The visionary shifted slightly away from Reyn, which caused him to quirk an eyebrow.

“What was that?” Reyn asked. “Wait, are you hurt?! Aw man, did I hit a bruise by accident-“

“No, Reyn, I-I’m fine!” Shulk quickly stammered in order to calm Reyn. “I’m just a bit... sensitive- I mean... you surprised me, is all.” Shulk tried to switch his excuse quickly, as if suddenly realizing the chaos that would ensue if his friend found out about his, well, secret.

“Sensitive?” Reyn questioned. “Wait a minute... don’t tell me you’re still-“

“I’m not!”

Reyn smirked, and glint of mischeif in his eyes. He slowly crawled towards Shulk as his friend froze in place, not quite sure what to do. In spite of himself, Shulk blushed.

“You’re still ticklish,” Reyn chuckled, pinning Shulk down to the ground. “And you didn’t tell me?”

“Because I knew what would happen if I did!” Shulk squirmed, trying to free himself, but he knew it was useless. Reyn was much stronger than him.

“You should’ve known I would find out eventually~” Reyn grinned, wiggling his fingers above Shulk. His friend squeaked and starting thrashing, even though Reyn hadn’t done anything yet. “I’m not even touching you, man!”

“I know, I knohohow!” Shulk giggled, screwing his eyes shut and forcing himself not to look at Reyn’s fingers, which were slowly approaching his ribs. The visionary just kept giggling in anticipation, however, and when he felt his friend’s fingers squeezing his sides, he squealed.

“Jeez, I think you’ve gotten more ticklish since you were a kid!” Reyn teased, spidering his fingers up and down Shulk’s sides as his friend squirmed and laughed. Reyn chuckled in spite of himself.

“Eep!- Nohoho, Reyn!” Shulk squeaked, trying to wiggle his way free. Oh, he was so getting Reyn back for this.

“Yeah? What’s up?”

“Stohohop it!!”

“Stop what? I’m not doin’ anything!”

“Yes you are!”

“What? What am I doing?”

“Y-You’re - ack! You’re t-tihihickling me!!”

“I’m ticklin’ you?” Reyn laughed when Shulk nodded frantically. “Well, I don’t see why I should stop, you look like you’re having a lotta fun!” Reyn moved his fingers to Shulk’s ribs, scriblling and scratching over the sensitive area. At this point, Reyn had let go of Shulk’s wrists in order to tickle him with both hands, knowing his friend would try to curl up and block his hands rather than tickle him back.

“You’re way too ticklish for your own good, aren’t ya?” Reyn teased, smirking when he noticed Shulk blushing.

“I-I’m nohohot!” Shulk argued, shoving at Reyn’s chest in a poor attempt to push the redhead off of him. His face flushed a bright red as he laughed freely, slowly feeling some of the tension leaving his body.

“Yeah, you are! You can’t even sit still during a massage!” Reyn giggled before pausing his ministrations to let the visionary beneath him catch his breath. He gave Shulk a playful smirk. “I wonder if you’ve still got the same tickle spots, too...”

Oh no.

Shulk’s eyes widened as he saw Reyn’s hands slowly drift towards his stomach, feeling his face flush even brighter than before. And you thought it couldn’t get any worse... Shulk cursed himself internally.

Reyn had always loved to tease Shulk like this when they were kids. He and Fiora would often team up to tickle Shulk until he was a giggling mess on the floor. Reyn and Fiora were skilled with these attacks, and the blonde visionary discovered that Reyn’s technique hasn’t faded away, much to his dismay.

“No! No, Reyn! Don’t you dare!” Shulk panicked. He could’ve sworn he felt his face melting. This was it, this was the end for him. The Mechon wouldn’t even get a chance to kill him. This was how he was going to die.

Death by tickles. What a way to go.

Shulk couldn’t even finish his thought when he felt rough fingers spidering across his bare stomach. He hadn’t even noticed that Reyn had lifted his shirt up. Gods, this was so embarrassing. Shulk only had a few seconds to register the sensation before laughter poured out of his mouth, loud and breathy, and full of squeaks. Just like when he was a kid.

“There’s those squeaks I was looking for!” Reyn laughed along with Shulk, who was just hiding his face behind his hands.

“NOHOHOHO!! R-REYN!!” Shulk squealed, squirming twice as hard as he was before. “WH-WHAHAHAT IF MONSTERS HEHEAR US?!”

“There aren’t any monsters ‘round here, I checked!” Reyn confirmed, just to make sure his friend felt a bit safer. “The only monster you’ve gotta worry about is...”

Don’t say it.

“The tickle monster!~”

Shulk’s laughter seemed to double in squeakiness as he became more flustered. He thought he’d grow out of being flustered by silly little things like this. Boy, was he wrong.

Reyn recognized that Shulk was growing tired, so he slowed his fingers to just tracing along Shulk’s belly, drawing random shapes. The blonde giggled lightly, still opting to cover his face with his hands rather than protect himself, which Reyn thought was a bit odd.

“You enjoyin’ yourself there?” Reyn chuckled when Shulk seemed to squeak in response. “Alright, alright, I’ll let you go.” The redhead rolled off of his friend, watching him catch his breath and let out small giggles from the aftershock.

The two lay there for a few minutes, with Reyn gazing at Shulk’s flushed face. Whenever he giggled his shoulders would scrunch up and his nose would crinkle adorably, and occasionally a squeak would slip, as if Reyn was still tickling him. Seeing Shulk smile again made Reyn’s stomach flip as he felt his own face heat up.

Bionis, he’s adorable, isn’t he?

“Th-thanks,” Shulk muttered, catching Reyn off guard.

“Huh? “Thanks for, uh, doing that,” Shulk stammered. “It was... f-fun...”

Reyn smiled sweetly as Shulk let out a nervous giggle. “Oh, so ya want me to tickle you more often?” Reyn teased, then realizing that... well, that was exactly what Shulk wanted. The visionary slowly nodded.

“I-I hope it’s not weird-”

“It’s not weird!” Reyn immediately interjected. “It’s not weird at all. It makes you happy and... it’s kinda cute how you like it.” Shit, he just said that out loud didn’t he? Fuck. Now it was Reyn’s turn to be flustered (even if Shulk was even more flushed by the compliment).

“You should sleep now, I’ll keep watch.” Reyn gestured for Shulk to rest. “Or you’re gonna deal with the tickle monster again,” he threatened when the blonde opened his mouth to protest.

As Shulk leaned himself against one of the stone pillars nearby, Reyn couldn’t help but admire how Shulk looked a bit more at peace now. Shulk didn’t laugh often, but Reyn loved his friend’s laugh. Perhaps a bit too much. He’d missed it more than he had realized.

He’s gonna be the death of me... Reyn thought.

#raptor writes #ya cant have a rainbow without reyn baybeeeeee #or... shulkreyn rather #god im in LOVE with this ship #tickling #dumbass sword game #<<x/enoblade tag!#bc i couldnt think of a good joke

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sunny-jac-blog · 5 years

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Take It Out On Me (Modern Barlyle)

hey guys! ok so this was originally inspired by a song i love (Take it Out On Me - Florida Georgia Line) but i kinda changed some things around a bit ?? idk have some barlyle ft. nervous kicked puppy phil

also pls don't hate me i love carlwheeler a whole lot but the only way it would make sense and to have them break up pls forgive me (also i am so sorry for not having cuts im only on tumblr mobile love yall sorry for long posts ack)

Word Count: 1.5k

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“What’d she do this time?”

Phillip shrugged as he pushed past Phineas, who had been holding his apartment door open. He had been getting a lot of visits from Phillip recently, to talk about Anne, and something she did or said or made him feel. Mostly, they had been good, but recently things had been tense, and Phillip hadn't come to Phineas's apartment in two weeks.

When he saw the tear streaks on Phillip's cheeks, he knew that there was no getting better.

“She-... She broke up with me, Phin. Last week. I tried convincing her we could work through it, but--” He took a deep breath, shaking his head. “She… she said that she would rather end things and go back to being friends. Which I'm fine with, don't get me wrong, I don't care, as long as she's still in my life, but--”

“--You still have feelings for her,” Phineas finished, and sighed. “I'm sorry to hear what happened, Phillip… Why so suddenly?” He glanced over and bit his lip as he walked to the couch, gesturing for Phillip to sit next to him with a sigh. He moved the remote away as the younger man crossed the room, sitting with his arms crossed.

“She told me that she had other things that she needed to focus on first, and she needed to focus on herself more right now. And- And I get that, and I agree, because she's been kinda distant lately, so I'm completely fine with this. It's just… It’s the fact that I can't get over her. I can't get my mind off of her, no matter how hard I try, and I know I shouldn't be upset that we broke up, but… I-I can't help it.” Phillip sighed, running a hand through his hair as he shook his head. He looked up at the ceiling and crossed his legs.

Phineas gulped. He thought for a moment, and shrugged. “Well, Phillip, I… I wish I could say it gets easier, but breakups can be kind of hard…” He sat up, looking at him with a sympathetic smile. “What you need is a distraction. Get some of your friends, go- go on a roadtrip or something, maybe hit a few strip clubs, hook up with someone new. It doesn't have to be a relationship--”

“You know I'm not that kind of man, Phineas,” Phillip sighed. He stood, shaking his head. “This was a mistake, I should go, I'm sorry.”

“Wait, Phillip,” Phineas sighed and stood, tugging his wrist gently. As he looked down at Phillip's wide eyes, he couldn't help but gulp. Phineas found himself taking a slow step forward, sliding his hand down his arm. He chose his next words carefully. He let out a soft breath, and clasped Phillip's hand.

“Let me be your distraction.”

There was a moment of silence. Five seconds. Phillip seemed to be unresponsive, thinking something over. Phineas started to pull his hand away. Phillip gripped it tighter, took his free hand and grabbed Phineas's red t-shirt, and roughly tugged him down into a burning kiss.

Instantly, Phineas's was pulling Phillip closer, one hand on his hip while the other threaded through Phillip's hair. He pulled back from the kiss long enough to look into his eyes, and leaned down, gently kissing Phillip's jaw.

Phillip let out a soft groan, his hands resting on Phineas's chest. “Phineas, what-- What are we doing?” He asked breathlessly, and quickly pulled back, looking up at Phin with a nervous gaze. “...I- I can't do this, not now, I'm sorry,” He whispered, looking at him for a few moments more, before hurrying to the door, quietly closing it behind him.

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The next time Phillip saw Phineas, it was a week later. He hadn't left his apartment since going to Phineas's, and after that kiss, he was terrified. Terrified that Phineas would be pissed at him, terrified that he would get hurt again so soon.

And, most importantly, he was terrified of how the kiss had made him feel. For that brief moment, the kiss made him feel as if he was on top of the world, all thoughts of Anne vanished from view. Truth be told, he couldn't stop thinking about it, about him. Phineas was on his mind when he woke, and was the last thought Phillip had when he drifted off to sleep.

He had been writing non-stop since the kiss, and now had five drafts for five different “stories” that would never be seen by the public. That morning, around four a.m., he opened a new document on Google docs, shaking as he typed.

‘His lips were a blazing fire, leaving me burned in their tracks. He had caused me so many feelings that I knew I couldn't deny, and while intoxicated under his kiss, I was powerless. Even now as I lie awake, my mind goes back to the one encounter we shared, and I feel all over again. I love him.’

He stared at the words on the screen. Slowly, he deleted the last three words of the paragraph, shut his laptop, placed it off to the side, and went to bed.

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When they finally saw each other again, it was a chance encounter. Phillip had been at a coffee shop alone, staring at his laptop as he attempted to read through some critic's views about his latest published work. Since quitting the play scene and joining Phineas's lesser known entertainment company, Phillip hadn't been doing much writing, but that had all changed recently. He scoffed as he read a particularly harsh line, glancing up as the door opened.

When he saw Phineas walk in, he froze. Phin glanced around, spotting him and hesitating before walking over. He sat in the seat in front of Phillip, gulping. ”Phillip, we need to talk.”

One. Two. Three.

When phillip opened his eyes again and saw Phineas there still, he nodded and rubbed his forehead. There was no way he could run away now- he had to figure out this mess.

“Can we talk somewhere private?” Phillip asked with a sigh, standing. “My apartment is a few blocks away. Let's go.”

The walk there was silent. Phillip refused to speak, and Phineas didn't know what to even begin to say. Once at the building, Phillip walked inside, gesturing for Phineas to follow. He walked to the elevator quickly, before going to the eighth floor.

His apartment was neat. Stylized. It was decorated in shades of gold, red, black and white, and looked extremely classy. Phineas didn't know what he expected, but it wasn't that.

And he surely didn't expect Phillip to push him against the door, pull him down, and kiss him.

He had no complaints about either realization.

As he kissed back, Phineas wrapped his arms around Phillip's waist, pulling him closer. Phillip ran his hands through Phineas's hair, down his sides, up his arms- he wouldn't stop touching him, as if he were making sure that he was even real.

Phineas slowly pulled back from the kiss and took Phillip's fidgety hands, looking down at him. “Is- Is everything alright?” He asked softly.

“I couldn't stop thinking about you. I shouldn't have left, Phin, I--... I'm sorry,” Phillip murmured as he looked up at him. He looked almost vulnerable. Like he was afraid that Phineas would laugh in his face and leave.

“Phillip,” Phineas started, gently cupping his cheek. “you don't have to apologize. I understand.”

“I know, it’s just- I don't know, you make me nervous.” Phillip mumbled. He slowly walked to the couch and sat down, and Phineas followed. Phillip could've sworn to see a smirk on his face, and he gently whacked his shoulder, rolling his eyes. “Don't laugh at me, Phin.”

“What- I'm not laughing! I'm not laughing,” He smiled at Phillip, rubbing his shoulder. “Don't hit me.”

“I can hit you if I want to hit you!”

“Phillip. You're the size of a kitten.”

“I hate you.”

“They why did you kiss me, hm?”

Phillip started to respond, but he groaned and rubbed his forehead, a slight grin on his face. “Will you shut up? I kissed you because-... Because, I, uh… I like you, I think.”

“Well, it's about damn time,” Phineas murmured, grinning as he pulled Phillip closer. At this point, Phillip wa as almost on top of him. Phillip cupped his cheek and leaned in to press a soft kiss to his lips, before pulling back with a wide grin.

Phineas raised a brow. He smiled up at him, resting his hands on Phillip's waist. “What's that grin for, hm? Are you planning something?”

“...Does your offer still stand?”

“My- My offer?”

Phillip looked up at him and smirked softly. He leaned in closer, their lips barely touching, his fingers playing with the hem of Phineas's shirt as he whispered, “Will you be my distraction, Phin?”

Phineas only chuckled and pulled him in for a deeper kiss, deciding that maybe he could get used to this.

#the greatest showman #phillip carlyle #phineas taylor barnum #pt barnum #p.t. barnum #barlyle #barlyle fic #kicked puppy phillip carlyle #tgs #the greatest showman fanfic #anne wheeler #long reads #long post #jacque.writes #my writing

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wearesungreenmylove · 6 years

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pt. 1

Simon: What age? High school or college?

Simon: By me saying the WiFi is proper shite I really mean that it's got a password and I was too awkward earlier to ask for it

Luna: HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND VANISH!!

Luna: I've got no idea what to do with this and you are clearly more emotionally invested

Simon: You could have serenaded him with cherry blossoms *so romantic*

Simon: *Google searches how to sign "please go on a date with Luna"*

Simon: Just keep writing just keep writing what do you do you write write write

While I creepily read along

Luna: To answer your question, yes, your book does have the typo

Simon: My toes are cold

Simon: I'm home. Just checking in with all the gays took a while

Simon: I just searched pain on Tumblr and it was like "are you okay" and then some lifeline, right? LIKE, NOOO!!! I WAS LOOKING FOR MY FIC

Luna: I don't know why I thought this was a good idea shisheiene

Luna: Quick, what's the gayest gay bar name you can think of, gay person?

Luna: How is a gay bar better than a frat party, Simon?

{i have discovered that they asked me to watch the shannara chronicles, which is on netflix, if anyone wants to join me in that}

Simon: You do have an insanely ginormous crush on him

Luna: And at the same time I thought "the fuck why is this a ship"

Luna: *hisssss* NO STANLON. STENBROUGH FOR LIFE.

Simon: more like stenbro

Simon: I have 11 children

Luna: There are grim reapers walking around the track. Should I be concerned? XD

Now there's a horde coming towards me imma back away slowly

They're planting graves now Rest In Peace

{it's at this point that i have accidentally pressed the back button, returning me to the bottom, so i'm now taking several minutes to find where i was again}

Luna: Okay, so are we. We had struggles with a show and went out later than expected.

Simon: You should make a kylodaddy sideblog

Simon: You know in Mulan when the mom is like "would you like to stay for dinner" and then the grandma's like "would you like to stay FOREVER". yeah, i am the grandma

Luna: She just said "nobody wants to see your butthole, Grant. We can barely stand looking at your face!"

Luna: Ha! No, not only would it ruin my moody "I hate everything" reputation I've gathered in this class, I would be murdered

Luna: Have fun at your gay thing XD

Simon: Last year I could almost perfectly copy Ashley's handwriting

Simon: And Mr. Schroeder?

Simon: At least you could partially blame that one on me

Luna: HE BUMPED ME

Simon: YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE OVER EMAIL

Luna: You're way too excited honestly I feel like you're gonna expect like fucking Keiynan Lonsdale-like perfection and then just get Caleb

Simon: Is it the kylodaddy club group chat? *wiggles eyebrows*

Simon: I will cancel his plans

Simon: don't judge me

Simon: I DON'T KNOW HIM SO IM ALLOWED TO BREAK THEM UP RIGHT

Luna: YESSSSS MY CHILD YOU HAVE TAKEN MY NAME FOR YOU I AM IN TEARS OF JOY

Simon: Ohkay, so we've got some nice middle age lesbians. Finally some representation

Simon: Could be a link to CACTUS PORN

Or that BIG LONG JUICY TOE

Simon: Also, *BONER NOISE*

Luna: h e c k y e a h

Luna: I'M PUTTING TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS BUT WHATEVER

Luna: Like I feel like maybe he would swish them around a lot absentmindedly

Simon: Yes, by like 3 inches

Luna: She's pretty tough for a crazy half-psychic

Luna: EW why no you've ruined him for me

Luna: Is this how you flirt

Simon: ...you literally sent it three minutes ago

Simon: WINKY FACE MEANS FLIRTING TRUST ME

Simon: HELLO I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, AND WOULD YOU PLEASE LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME

Luna: I feel like you're over-invested in my love life

Simon: I thought you already knew that I give bad romance advice

Simon: Just because I'm in a relationship doesn't mean I know how I did it

Luna: aCK WHY NO THAT'S SO FORWARD

Simon: I just Google searched how to casually ask a guy out, so I hope you're happy

Luna: I kinda want to channel my inner Eddie Kaspbrak but I'm nervous

Luna: YPU AND MY BROTHER HAVE THE SAME GAY MIND

Simon: I will come caress your legs

Luna: Y'know what, you're the only person I'd let take a bunch of pictures of me, so

Luna: Although we should 110% have a photo shoot in downtown [insert the place we live] sometime with you and me

Simon: Fuck, I just realized I have a math quiz today

Simon: Spoil me up Luna

Luna: How much fanfiction DO you read, Si? It's all you're ever doing

Simon: Probably more than is healthy, but I have no regrets!!!

until I'm failing all my classes

oops

Simon: Hey, this time it really is a link to porn

Simon: Just text him saying that masturbation is not the answer

Luna: SIMON I'm gonna be kidnapped help

Luna: Caleb says happy birthday back

Luna: AND HE DROPPED THE FUCK WORD

Simon: Mac and Cheesie

We will not rest easy

Simon: Don't you have a lesbian aunt?

Luna: So there's ice cream truck music but it keeps fading in and out and I can't tell what direction it's coming from and all I can think is Pennywise??

Simon: 'drive yourself you crusty dick sock'

Simon: considering that we did the would you date me thing neither do i

Luna: Jesus, someone's getting frisky

Simon: FUCKIN YEEHAW

Luna: *praying in Italian*

Simon: we can both get boners together *winks*

Luna: Jesus your boner made me jump

Simon: Luna is in fact just a torso head and arms

Simon: oh hey it worked

i was just spelling diamond wrong

Luna: *sigh*

Luna: Me: *almost falls asleep on couch*

Also Me ; *lays down in bed* tHiS iS nO tImE fOr SlEePiNg!

#this is in chronological order btw #luna #funny text messages

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askthetotallynotsquad · 5 years

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Can we have some classic richjake........ ANGST!

Ali: oh jeezums

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Rich: *bein a normal fireboy*

Jake: *is tall*

Rich: jakeeeeyyyyy *jumps on jake*

Jake: hmmm? *huggg uwu*

Rich: im boreddddddddddddddddd *:(*

Jake: I wanted to like- put a fire in the fireplace

Rich: u-um okay thoundth f-fun

Jake: mhmmm-!

Rich: I'll go make thome hot chocolate while you thet it up

Jake: okay-! *kiss uwu*

Rich: *walks out to the kitchen and makes thy hot chocolate*

Jake: *starts a fire in the fireplace*

Rich: *walks in with the hot chocolates and starts s h a k i n g cause f i r e* h-here you go- *sits kinda far away from the fire*

Jake: come sit with meeeeee *big dumb*

Rich: I- uh- o-okay *moves over to jake and starts shaking more sk*

Jake: *hug :”)*

Rich: *tight hug :'(*

Jake: *plays with rochurds hair :,)*

Spark: *flies at Rich >:)*

Rich: AH! *clings onto jake and stuffs his face in his sweatshirt bc jake is a lunatic and still wearing it*

Jake: rich it’s okay- calm down-

Rich: *breathes heavily ack* -i-i *tries to calm down*

Jake: I’m- so dumb I shouldn’t have started a fucking fIRE- *rubs Rich’s back :”)*

Rich: *looks over at the fire*

Flame: *WE ATTACK*

Rich: *smiles, turns to jake, and then starts crying bc him smiling was him trying to be okay :)*

Jake: *pppicks up rochurd and carries him to his room* you’re okay-

Rich: pUT IT OUT! *worried another one will start* ....p-pleathe... pleathe put it o-out...

Jake: I know- I will- calm down- I’m gonna leave to put it out is that okay-?

Rich: ..y-yeah.. *sniffle :(*

Jake: I promise you’ll be okay- *pft leaves to put out the fire*

Rich: *looks at his scars with disgust :(((((*

Jake: *reTurns* im back-

Rich: ... *keeps looking at his scars*

Jake: is something wrong-? of course there is im so dumb- what’s wrong?

Rich: jake what if all thothe kidth are right... what if im jutht the "fireboy"... what if i died in the fire..? Jake, what if i killed you?! *starts sobbing but worse this time cause boohoo*

Jake: rich- calm down- it’s okay- it isn’t your fault- *hughughughughug*

Rich: jake i..... it wathn't.... I thet the fire. The thquip didn't tell me to. It wath actually begging me to thtop-

Jake: I- uh- *thinkthinkthink*

Rich: jAKE I TRIED TO FUCKING COMMIT THUICIDE! *sobbing way too much now- its kinda unhealthy- like, he's sobbing so much he can barely breathe*

Jake: I- *tears up :”(* I’m sorry-

Rich: *curls up into a little ball and falls onto jakes lap* i-im thorry.. I didn't mean to yell..

Jake: *cry :”(* I-I-

Rich: *hugs jake really tightly* im thorry.. i-i thouldnt have thaid anything-

Jake: *clings onto rochurd and soBs* I-I-

Rich: I'm thorry- im tho, tho thorry...

Jake: *sObsobsobSOBSOBSOB*

Rich: *wipes away jakes tears and kisses him* it'th okay jakey *trying to make him happi ;-;*

Jake: I’m-I’m-I’m so sorry-

Rich: it'th not your fault *plays with jakes hair woah*

Jake: it- I- *:”(*

Rich: *hums cause it calms jake down when he sings or something idk*

Jake: *snIffle :(* I’m sorry-

Rich: you did nothing wrong jake *keeps humming*

Jake: *cLing* I-I-

Rich: it'th okayyy

Jake: it isn’t- I’m sorry-

Rich: it'th not your fault

Jake: if-if I could- if I could’ve helped you before you got the squip- then- then-

Rich: anyone couldve helped me. It'th okay jake, i forgive you

Jake: I’m so sorry-

Rich: jake it'th fineee

Jake: are you sure?? *sniffle :((* *:(*

Rich: definitely!

Jake: I guess-

Rich: -yawnnn-

Jake: *cling*

Rich: *falls asleep on thy jake*

Jake: *sleepsleepsldepsleelsleepelslssp*

Later: pea

Rich: *awakens and takes off his sweatshirt cause it is hot*

Later x 2: pod

Jake: *jake awake* uGHHHH

Rich: *stays asleep clinging onto Jakes hips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Jake: *anime boy giggle uwu* *ruffles Rich’s hair uwuwu*

Rich: *twitches :>*

Jake: *sssits up*

Rich: *wakes up realises he doesn't have a sweatshirt on 0_0 (he also didn't wear a shirt under the sweatshirt so he's kinda wack)*

mich: (ew Ali kinky)

Jake: *pat pat*

ali: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rich: u-uh- *puts on a sweatshirt really quickly cause cuts are fun-(that's- that's what i was trying to say ;-;)*

Jake: ew it’s so darn hot *pft takes off sweatshirt*

Rich: no it'th quite cold to me haha *sweating :(*

Jake: richhh- please take care of yourselfff- it’s hot so take off the sweatshirt-

Rich: * takes off the sweatshirt and hides his arms under the blanket woah*

Jake: *v long kiss uwu* I love you-

Rich: I love you too but i thtill don't have a thirt on

Jake: go take one of mine I don’t cAre

Rich: *gets up, puts on one of jakes shirts and sits back down* *also hides his arms agian cause haha fun*

Jake: *:,(* *concern*

Rich: what'th wrong??

Jake: you always concern me- can I see your arms??

Rich: i- why would you wanna do that? *nervous*

Jake: *:”(* please?

Rich: *carefully takes his arms out from under the blanket cause they hurt if you touch them :(*

Jake: *GENtLy holds his arms eep* *:”(*

Richs arms: *some are really new-*

Rich: im- i-i- wh- you- when- *tears up*

Jake: *:”””(* *ssshaking*

Rich: *looks down and starts crying*

Jake: *hughughughughug*

Rich: *pushes him away and winces cause ouch* why do you love me?! Even after thith! After hurting you thith much- you thould hate me..

Jake: I don’t hate you-

Rich: wELL YOU THOULD CAUTHE I THURE DO- *sob sob sOB SOB S O B S O B!!*

Jake: I-I- uh-

Rich: *stands up* i- i thould p-probably go home...

Jake: I-I- no-

Rich: why not..?

Jake: I- I don’t know

Rich: ... *sits back down*

Jake: *:”(*

Rich: *hug*

Jake: *cling*

Rich: *starts crying and laughing at the same time* im thuch a meth

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