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#also wanna make fun of his komaeda hair a lot
treysimp · 2 years
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Updated TWST Tier Lists! + BONUS Obey Me! & JJK (Because I Can)
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Now that I've written for every character at this point (excluding some of the staff: sorry Trein, Sam and Vargas; I gotta dig out that Faculty!Reader draft I have sitting in Google Docs from a few weeks ago lol)
I am still in a lot of pain so I am just fucking around and having fun until I feel well enough to properly write again lmao (maybe I'll do a "taking care of you after surgery" series and go full self-indulgent haha). I think the hardest thing for me about tier lists is that I am so full of love that putting characters in anything but S tier is really hard for me? I know it's silly haha
Here's the original tier list one I posted for funsies of comparison:
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Notable changes between prev and now: Cat tier added (lmao), removed D tier, Azul and Jamil moved to A Tier (subject to change upon sex scenes written), especially Azul because of my megane bias, I actually ordered everyone in order of liking this time so this is truly currently how I feel lol, Rook is SO close so S tier but I just can't do it to myself yet, Lilia shot up to S tier because I fell down the 'Adult Mr. Daddy Vanrouge' rabbit hole and I am FULL SIMP, B tier is composed of characters who I LOVE the designs of but am not completely sold on for characterization reasons.
BONUS LISTS:
Obey Me! Shall We Date?:
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Fun Notes: Simeon is SO BEAUTIFUL, Mammon is literally the IDEAL himbo tsundere and Solomon is SO FUCKING COOL hiiii boyfriend, Purple haired guy is put in neutral because when my original game file crashed and was unrecoverable from my old phone he hadn't been introduced yet (but he sounds like a dumb asshole and I'm into that). (I had gotten through all of book 1 haha sobs maybe I'll make a new file someday)
Major complaint: No 100% megane characters, this is rude to me specifically (yes I know that SOMETIMES Satan and Lucifer wear glasses and that is HOT but I need a full time blind bitch)
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Jujutsu Kaisen:
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Fun notes: I AM ONLY ANIME + THE MOVIE SO WHILE I KNOW I WANT TO FUCK MEGUMI'S SHITTY DAD HE'S NOT HERE FOR THAT REASON, I also didn't really get Geto's appeal until I saw the movie and laughed hysterically at him taking a selfie with his hottie secretary so yeah okay he got to S by a thread, Nanami is literally everything I want out of a fictional man AND he's voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda who is SO HOT both voice-wise and IRL have you guys seen his live actions househunband shorts?? I die. I also 100% FW almost any other character he plays no matter how much of an awful person they are I am DOWN BAD: Evil cop from Sabukui Bisco: YeAH; Tsuchigomori from Hanako Kun OBVIOUSLY; he was in the King Of Fighters Otome game I wish I could play that SO BAD; Kaiba YES; Mikoshiba from FREE YES; he plays Rath in fire emblem heroes who is also a top tier BF; CHIKAGE FROM HAKUOKI I HAVE A PRIZE FIGURE OF HIM. Okay I'll stop but like you all need to understand. Megumi is my sweet serious Sasuke-but-nicer boy who loves animals and would treat me right, Gojo is Gojo like I know everyone loves him but I do too, MEGUMI OGATA ALSO PLAYS SO MANY BOYS I LOVE like she is SO good as Yuta I even love her as Komaeda even though I *HATE* Komaeda with a passion (Hanako kun was also MADE for her as a role tbh), Maki's the bad bitch that you both wanna be and wanna date, I'm gonna stop after this I am going nuts but I have so much to say
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dilfsdotnet · 4 years
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god i have never fucking read homestuck and i do not plan to but that one purple bitch...???? the clown motherfucker??? love him......the only one of those little grey bastards i like purely because of the sheer chaotic energy that just radiates off of him
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nagitolovebug · 3 years
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Postgame be like:
Hajime: *wakes up from a killing game, probably still exhausted, having to deal with lots of different emotions*
Makoto: Okay so *gives Hajime the baby* this is yours, also congrats on coming out alive! Okay bye!!
Hajime: ???
OJFLJSFJSFSLF YEA PRETTY MUCH
it's genuinely not very fun....
like imagine the guy that you sorta kinda had feelings for but he died and you hate him but you also wanted to understand him so bad and maybe you could've loved him, maybe you do love him, and then you wake up and find out you two have a kid.
izuru purposefully withholds The Memories of bebi bc a) he's possessive, petty, and bitter b) hajime just found out he has an alter ego and alerting hajime of his presence right off the bat might be too much for him and he doesn't wanna destabilize hajime. but then makoto walks in holding a child ("hello, hajime. i'm makoto naegi, i'm with the future foundation and the head of the neo world program project-") and izuru can't stop the memory from surging forward bc he's so angry so hajime just feels a wave of inexplicable rage wash over himself and then vague memories of a familiar (familiar why is it so damn familiar) voice screaming ("don't take my baby, please don't take my baby from me,, izuru help me" ) and it's horrible, it makes hajime's heart ache and then as clear as day he sees makoto's face holding a younger version of the child he's holding now (he hears his own voice- deeper, more subdued) "if any harm comes to either of them-" "i will not let anything happen to komaeda-kun or the child-" "bebi." "bebi, kamukura-kun. I swear on my life." "what is your pathetic life to the safety of my family? pray that your life is all you lose if you break your promise. if there is a single scratch on either of them, I will make sure you and your loved ones suffer before I crush you under my heels. I swear on my life. and that's a promise that holds weight"
/ brief mention of trans male pregnancy under the cut
hajime backs away from makoto, cautiously. he knows from the screams he heard that the child makoto is holding is not his own, and izuru has reason to hate this man. "who are you really? and who's child is that. that's not your baby. what's going on. why does- why does izuru hate you. what did you to us- ....him"
and then bebi points and goes "da?" and hajime feels the swell of longing that doesn't belong to him, and falls over onto his pod.
"hajime...calm down. so- kamukura is still with you?"
"w,what's going on. what's going on??? wh- what did you do to us."
"im not telling you anything until I know who you stole that baby from and why I wanna hurt you so bad"
"hajime, i'm not sure that's the best idea right now, it's too much to take in at once-"
"....alright. Hajime, this is..Bebi Kamukura. your child."
"tell me. now."
"my...what?"
"kamukura-kun had his own life during despair..it lasted quite a few years and he...had a child. this is that child."
"hajime-"
"I- with who? are..are they still alive? are they here?? I...I dont remember anything. this has to be a mistake. how can I not remember my own fucking kid? or this- person, this goddamn soulless demon in my head fucking cared about enough to knock up. fuck."
"can I hold them."
"that's not a good idea"
"they're my fucking kid, aren't they?????? you're telling me I can't hold my own goddamn kid after all this shit you just put me through??????"
"hajime, calm down-"
"don't tell me to calm down! don't you dare tell me to calm down! let me see my baby!"
"hajime-"
and his red eye glows. so makoto complies.
"now."
makoto hands him bebi and he analyzes their face. he feels the buzz at the back of his head turn irrefutably warm and feels the first positive emotion from izuru since he woke up. he sees his own nose, the same down turn of the lips, hair curling slightly and sticking up like his does. but huge and bright grey eyes, swirling a little bit that reminds him of a warm smile and an extended hand, of a look of desperation in a trial room, of the blank, glazed over eyes of a corpse-
-and he lets out a sob.
"it's nagito's. it's nagito's, isn't it?"
"and yours"
"and.....and mine"
"can- can you take them?"
"of course."
"i..I need some-"
"time. of course. take all the time you need. I'll be back soon"
he goes from pod to pod, heart panging at seeing his dead friends again...stopping at nagito's pod and staring at his illuminated face, ghostly pale and surreal in the blue glow. and he places his hand on the pod and slumps over and cries.
"wake up. you have to wake up. you asshole. you let me get you pregnant and then you're gonna leave me here?? we've got a kid, nagito. a beautiful baby. I can't do this by myself- so. please..come back to me"
"why am I even telling you this. you can't hear me. would you even care? I'm not the man you fell in love with. not really. will you even let me see them, when you wake up? did you...really hate me? as much as you said? I. I never hated you, nagito. maybe I even loved you. but we can't figure this out if you don't come back. you have to. for me. for the baby. please."
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harmoni-me · 3 years
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hi! wanted to tell you that i absolutely love your writing skills, it’s so different from the others that i've read and it makes me feel so warm inside. keep up the good work! i'm really looking forward to seeing more
if you don’t mind, i'd like to request for a poly nagito x sweetheart reader x kokichi where they’re still in the crushing/pining stage and being confused about their sexuality. thank you, have a good day/night!💙
Phew! I finally did it! My fingers kinda hurt from typing all this haha! But I loved the request a lot! I played around with the concept you gave me as well, so it’s a story that branches out into multiple styles of writing. I do have to warn you though, goodness is this one long! But I hope you enjoy it all in the same! <3
I’m so sleepy lol 
quick trigger warning beware! : There is a scene in this where a character goes through mental hysteria that contains some panic attack like symptoms. If you are sensitive to that writing, please, skip the the fluffy scene that if used for comfort right after :) (Or just don’t read it at all, don’t worry! Harmoni understands!)
Nagito Komaeda x Sweetheart Reader x Kokichi Ouma! Pt. 1
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Also can we just talk about this gif? It makes me so happy...This artist is so good too like WHOA! Check them out! 
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“No…“
“1, 2, 3, 4-“
“NO-“
“5, 6, 7, 8!” Nagito finished, moving the silver, dog-shaped play piece across the board in rhythmic taps.
“NOOOO! BOARDWALK, NAGITO?! FUCKING BOARDWALK?!” Kokichi shrieked in a fit of rage, slamming his Panta drink onto the table, while standing up and causing an absolute fit.
Nagito was chuckling at the enraged boy, who was now standing on the kitchen counters, stomping in pure fury. Kokichi was a huge brat. A clingy, competitive, always-begging-for-something, whole-hearted brat. Though, Nagito would have to admit that he could never stay mad at Kokichi, in fact, he would have to say that he barely gets mad at him. Ever. He reminded the white-haired boy of a playful puppy, bounding and bucking happily when getting what it wants. It made Nagito’s heart melt, evaporate, then simply melt again, even when he was a cursing mess stomping on the granite countertops, getting scratches all over it.
“Woah! Nagi, that’s amazing! You got Boardwalk really early in the game, that’s so cool!” You smiled, while also laughing at Kokichi’s ferocious cursing as ambiance. Your smile drove Nagito’s attention away from the angered boy, and his heart went through overdrive once he saw your sweet smile, radiating so much contagious joy. It’s almost as if he was on a roller coaster that contained a different track each and every time he rode it. One minute, his heart would be doing loops, and the next, it excitedly go up again.
. . .
Now, this is where the problem begins. Well, the one of three problems that plague the three individuals all playing a simple game of Monopoly on a Sunday night. This is Nagito’s problem: Whenever he has an effect on Kokichi, making him oh-so-lovable in his eyes, his heart swells and fills his chest to the brim. Oh, was this feeling that was so incredibly foreign to him feel so wonderful when it dawned upon him for the first time.
Nagito could always draw the memory back within his vision in surreal detail. Kokichi and Nagito were loitering in the hallways of Hope’s peak, with the shorter purple-haired boy dragging the pale, frizzy haired boy by the hand to apparently “Conjure up the biggest most awesome-est prank Hope’s Peak has every witnesses since built into existence”. Honestly, how could Nagito say no to something that holds so much potential hope and despair, all contained in one big gift-wrapped surprise of a prank on the whole school?
After planning for a few hours, Kokichi seemed to have a fuse broken in his brain due to thinking about a truly fool-proof plan. The somewhat drowsy prankster reached into his schoolbag and pulled out two twin bottles of grape Panta, sliding one over to an unsuspecting Nagito. The purple plastic bottle bonked into Nagito’s forearm, knocking the bottle down from the force.
“Nehehe, I guess you really are the Ultimate Lucky student, huh? It just so happens I packed an extra today, Shamrock! Make it up to me sometime soon, okaaaaay?” Kokichi giggled, teasing the lanky, somewhat socially-awkward Nagito who was sitting across from him on a desk within a totally abandoned classroom. Nagito thanked the other, though, Kokichi really couldn’t respond due to being in the middle of chugging his favorite carbonated drink.
Nagito turn to his own bottle. He wasn’t the biggest fan of old-fashioned artificial grape flavored things, but it wasn’t the worst. Plus, it would be quite rude to refuse a drink from a friend, right? So the white haired boy simply picked up the bottle, and twisted the cap off, as per usual etiquette of opening a soda bottle.
Splash
It didn’t take too long until Nagito knew what was going on. The drink had exploded everywhere. The bottle of soda was basically empty by the end of the grape-geyser showcase, and poor Nagito was left drenched in purple, sticky, sugary liquid. The drink already was starting to dry into a thin, sweet crust on his skin, making the boy on a whole other level of uncomfortable. Though, it was kind of expected that Kokichi would be absolutely laughing his butt off in the moment, sounding like some sort of hysteric hyena mixed with a duckling quacking at some breadcrumbs. It was a laughable sight, no doubt, Nagito literally looked like the embodiment of a sad, wet dog.
But then Kokichi settled down after a bit, controlling his breathing from the pathetic sight. After doing so, he got up out of his seat, and knelt down to scrummage through his bag, revealing a regular branded water bottle. He then made his way over to Nagito, and without hesitation, sat himself on his soda-soaked lap.
“Aww, really going for that kicked puppy look, are you now? Well, since I’ve had all my laughing fun from this, I guess it’s only natural that I help you out, hm? Or would you rather just stay just like this? Oh, now, I wouldn’t mind it if we did…though it seems your eyes beg to differ…well in that case, let’s clean you up, shall we?” Kokichi hummed, teasing the ever living daylights out of the wet and miserable boy.
Kokichi then did something that made Nagito’s heart pound harder than it ever had before. The teasing boy reached behind his neck, untying his beloved checkered bandana. He then carefully opened the water bottle, and poured the contents onto the fabric. Once ensuring it was thoroughly soaked, Kokichi started to wash off as much of the stickiness he could. to Ruffling Nagito’s hair, from gently washing his pale cheeks, which were now sprinkled with specks of rose, and finally gliding the cloth along Nagito’s clothes and hands.
A few things in Nagito’s mind had clicked into place after Kokichi had handled him with the care equal to that of a lover. Well, ironically, Nagito had caught feelings for his tiny little prankster brat of a friend. Was it a huge surprise? Not really, based on the track that Nagito was on.
Another piece of the puzzle had snapped: Kokichi was a a guy. That was something really to think about. Never had Nagito found men attractive, but…
Finally, the last, and most worrying puzzle piece out of them all: Kokichi wasn’t the only one he has fell for. His heart has become torn in that moment, with every day becoming more of a wrestling match to the death rather than a silly tug-of-war between feelings. The other side of his heart was unsure, and fell for another person that had lifted him up through his lowest lows, supporting him like a much needed pair of crutches when having a sprained ankle.
And that person, was you.
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“Ok ok ok ok ok! Listen here you little damn shamrock you!” Kokichi huffed, now sitting back on the ground, leg crossed, “You and I both know that I have Park Place, right? Right! Now, my dear little clover, I want to make a deal with you, if you will?” Kokichi smirked with evil intent clear within his irises.
“Ooo! Deals! Nagi, I think you should listen to Kichi, making profitable partnerships is pretty much his specialty.” You giggled, basically becoming Kokichi’s personal little advocate. He let out a quick “Yeah, what she said!”, causing Nagito to laugh and nod, gesturing for an explanation of the deal.
“Well, personally, my little clover, I feel like we should team up, you know? We could completely dominate over sweet our little gumdrop over there, making them drop to their knees in submission to us. You know, I have a feeling you and I both would enjoy it...” Kokichi shuffled a little closer to the platinum blonde, voice dropping, “We could rule them over together, as equals, or even make them surrender if they ever have the chance-“
“Sure! Though, you should probably get out of jail first.” Nagito chuckled, making the other boy grumble.
“OH YOU-“
“Heeeeey! I wanna join in too! It sounds like you guys are having fun and stuff, while I’m all alone…” You puffed out your cheeks, sadness dripping in your voice.
Both of the boys shot up to look at your somewhat downcast features, and oh, how it wreaked their hearts in one fell swoop.
Kokichi automatically shot up from his position, puffing out his chest in preparation for a new speech.
“O-ok! New deal! We ALL join evil forces TOGETHER, and absolutely destroy the game with all of our property, while reaping in the greedy rewards of the capitalist regime!” Kokichi loudly proclaimed, chuckling at the end of his new deal.
You gasped, “Deal! Deal! Taking over a money-based board game with my two favorite people ever will always be a yes for me!” You laughed, smiling at the thought of the three of you taking over Hollywood streets with a pose of limos, while using bags stuffed with pure cash as weapons made it ten times funnier.
Kokichi smiled, resting his hands behind his head, “Yeah! Let’s end it here and just say that we kicked so much millionaire ass that we now have control over the whole economy!”
. . .
This is the second problem, Kokichi is so undeniably confused. About what? About himself. He was sure as all hell about how he felt about you, he always went soft and squishy for you, and not to mention he would be extra clingy when it had to do with you. Headpats? Common, and always appreciated. Cuddles? Been there, done that with you.
But, then there was Nagito. Kokichi would never say this out loud, but he thought that Nagito was so…pretty. And god, Kokichi was a huge sucker for pretty people. Though, once he realized that his feelings didn’t go to just one person, that’s when he started to panic.
He had to take in multiple things at once, trying to accept it all at once, but it was just so incredibly difficult. He has spent the whole entirety of his life to perfect the art of lying, and one thing that he learned constantly manipulated his own mind and thought process, tearing it into metaphorical shreds.
In order to pull out a lie that everyone can believe, you have to lie to yourself, and proclaim your own illusion of your truth.
Did Kokichi want to believe he was immensely attracted to Nagito, who just happened to be a guy? No, he really didn’t. It wasn’t normal.
Did Kokichi want to believe that he had fallen so fucking in love with two of his closest friends? Hell no. In society, you had to pick and choose, it’s one or the god damn other.
Right?
One night, all of these feeling and thoughts rushed into the boy’s conscious all at once, building immense pressure within his head and chest. Was this a nightmare, or-
Suddenly, his throat started to close up on him, making him gasp out in agony, wheezing on the covers of his bed, tears brimming at the corners of his eyes.
Instinct kicked in within the speed of light. Kokichi shakily reached over to his phone, grasping onto it, and quickly set up a group call. Almost immediately, the two people he was panicking over had picked up.
“Hello? Kokichi? Is there anything you need?” A raspy voice rang out. It seems as if Nagito was awoken by the sudden calling.
“Yeah, Kichi? Is there anything wrong?” You softly spoke through the phone. It calmed Kokichi a little just hearing the two of you guy so worried over him.
“I-I know It’s out of the blue-“ Kokichi gasped for air “B-but can you guys please come over?”
And oh boy, did you and Nagito get there in record time.
After just a mere ten minutes, you and Nagito were outside of Kokichi’s bedroom door, and the both of you could hear the desperate hiccups and gasps of your poor friend.
The both of you had no doubts, nor questions. You just wanted the struggling boy to feel safe.
“We’re coming in.” You said, affirming your actions with light knocking on the bedroom door.
When the both of you came face to face with a Kokichi with puffy red eyes, clutching his heaving chest, and thick tears rolling down his face, it felt like the both of you just got shot in the heart, the weight of it sinking down into the stomach, emitting a feeling that could only be described as pure pity. But the two of you automatically got to work.
Sooner rather than later, You and Nagito were cuddling Kokichi from either side, supporting him, as well as being his shield for protecting his small, delicate frame from his own cruel thoughts. You had started to run your fingers through Kokichi’s hair, causing his breaths to become fuller, and not nearly as hitched. Nagito also wanted to contribute in his own way, so he decided to mindlessly draw messy shapes and squiggles into Kokichi’s side, hoping that what he was doing would be of any help.
After only a mere five minutes, Kokichi had passed out from exhaustion, but the two of you kept on doing what you were doing, wanting for the boy in-between you two to have sweet dreams about all of what he desires all night long.
Kokichi has never let go of that memory, and never will for the rest of his life, and it’s a constant reminder on how much he had lied to himself. He actually wanted the truth out of something for once in his life, and that was how long it would be in order for the loves of his life to live without restraint of societal chains. Whenever it was, he would always be ready. Always, with arms as open as the horizon.
. . .
“Why in the world are we watching Big Hero 6 again? Didn’t we watch this, like, a month ago?” Kokichi trudged from the microwave, to the plush couch, bowl of buttered popcorn in hand.
“(Y/N) wanted to watch it, is there a problem?” Nagito tilted his head, holding the remote, about to press play. You were bouncing in anticipation, because this movie was just never a disappointment.
“Hm, well, I GUESS there’s nothing wrong with it….just don’t be surprised when you hear me snoring.” Kokichi huddled up beside you, placing the bowl of popcorn on you lap.
“I deem you the popcorn peacemaker! Your job is to make sure no one’s being a pig.” Kokichi snickered, while you giggled at your new role in life.
“Nagi? You like popcorn, right? Here!” You placed the bowl on his lap, causing him to smile.
“Hey, HEY! NO! That means I have to reach my WHOLE ARM over to to Lucky boy, JUST SO I CAN GET SOME POPCO-“
“Sh sh sh! The movie is starting!” You giggled, shushing the purple haired boy, while you heard a little chuckle from the white haired boy who was next to you.
. . .
The last problem was you. Your heart bubbled up in joy whenever you where around these boys, making your face erupt like a volcano whenever something slightly suggestive is aimed at you when it has to do with either one of them. You liked both of them, a lot, and you gave everything in order for the three of you to flourish in bountiful friendship. Yeah, that’s the problem, it was friendship.
Oh, how desperately you wished that everything could be easy! If life were like an infinite rolling of crashing waves, things would be flawless, predictable even. Unfortunately, life really likes to give you the short end of the stick, and this was honestly one of the shortest sticks someone like you would have never asked for. The loving of two men, both equally, and having an intense desire to treat them as lovers. What would they do as lovers? Where would they go as lovers? The questions and possibilities are endless…
The only time where you felt as if the friendship could’ve resembled anything somewhat romantic, was a summer evening trip to the beach.
The water was the perfect temperature, the ocean was as clear as glass, and the sand didn’t burn the soles of your feet. The boy’s were in their swimming trunks, having their own little fun. Nagito was afraid of getting to deep into the ocean, so you always stayed in the shallow end, trying to capture as many tiny fishes as you could with your bare hands.
Kokichi insisted that him and Nagito bury you in sand, leaving your head poking out of a sandy little cocoon. When the sun started to set, you got some supplies that you brought, and lit the fire that the group planned to create. Everyone gathered around it, cooking hot dogs on sticks, and crafting tasty s’mores that we fed each other.
One could say that that night might be the most casual and platonic friend trip ever, but something was off.
Everyone looked at each other differently that night. When looking into their eyes, it was oddly intimate. It was like all of the stars in the night sky reflected off their eyes conveyed so much...love.
That night, you felt so adored, so cherished and cultivated to the brim of your existence. You felt something, and maybe the other boy’s did too, but that feeling has changed your life.
Thanks to these stupid boys; These stupid boys that you’ve given so much to, you don’t think you could ever love any other.
One you’ve helped get out of a terrible degradation cycle, another you’ve helped to not lie to himself, and not as much to others.
And thanks to your down to earth humility, your heart has been stolen, and it was going to stay taken by those lovely, unique boys who have helped you out of so many ditches, and so many of life’s cracks and dents. God, how could you not fall?
Their lives were precious to you, but you had no idea how they would feel about an actual relationship, so you’ve always been terrified. Petrified and paralyzed to the bone to ever think of what may happen if you were the cause of the fracture of the friendship. You didn’t want to ruin something that has taken so long to build, yet can be torn all down due to a selfish desire.
But, maybe, just maybe, if they went to you first, confessed everything that was bottled up inside, dittoed on how you felt…
Then you might just be the luckiest person to live on this earth, there’s no doubt about that.
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expiredfairydust · 3 years
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pride and prejudice - soudam
-a/n, this will be all written from kazuichi’s point of view in first person-
the crowd was buzzing with excitement, rainbows and bright colours everywhere. despite the utter eyestrain my poor head was subjected to, i was having a really good time! not because I’M gay or whatever!! i was there with komaeda is all, coz i wanted him to know i’m cool with it now we’re like buddies and whatever.
exceeept for when i lost him in the parade, a herd of drag kings and queens separating us, followed by tons of more people, until i was on opposite sides of the parade to him, probably coz of poor komaeda’s luck biting him in the arse at the worst of times.
but it was ok, because i was chatting to a girl wearing a pin with red and orange and white and pink on it, and she seemed really nice! i didn’t get to ask what her pin meant though,, she had blue hair and reminded me of that pop idol in the year below me at school,, i wonder if they’re sisters. she had a friend who was holding hands with her with black hair in two twirly ponytail-things that i recognised but didn’t know her name so just waved and kept talking in the hopes that i wouldn’t have to name the goth-looking girl.
i saw lots of different people during the parade today! it’s so cool how many people are happy to be themselves! it makes me feel happy to be near so many lgbt+ people— even though i’m not one of them! definitely not!!
i saw someone really pretty in the crowd with browny-blondey hair who i recognised after a while was that tech kid from the year below who sometimes turns up to my STEM club, she was wearing one of the few flags i recognised as a cape; the non binary flag! i wanted to talk to them and ask about it but i was worried that i’d look intrusive so didn’t approach,,
after a few hours it was becoming more and more obvious that i had completely lost komaeda, so i went wading through the crowd of rainbows and smiles in an attempt to find him. past tanaka’s friend hifumi; past miss sonia and miss ibuki, the latter plastered in neon paint like it was skin ointment; past leon, wearing a blue and pink and white flag and no shirt- god he’s so hot, he even has muscles from his baseball even though he’s rather lean— scrap passing him i was probably stuck there staring at him for a solid half hour before wiping away a small amount of drool over him— but NOT because i’m gay!!!!! he was just super hot,,, not in a gay way though! i can just appreciate beauty when i see it!
once i had given up on finding komaeda, a tap on my shoulder startled me into whipping my head around to look, straight in the eyes,,
at the most gorgeous person i’d ever seen, period. soft heterochromic eyes that filled my stomach butterflies; raven hair seeming so soft i wanted nothing more than to pet it for hours on end; and a face that belonged to none other than tanaka. fucking. gundham!! it was wearing a few pronoun pins so i read them and made a mental note before realising vamp was speaking to me
“-souda? are you listening to me?” doll had the most beautiful pout on dolls face as it whined playfully, and her pout almost made me feel guilty for the sheepish response that came from my mouth:
“uh no, i was- i’m sorry tanaka”
yet he didn’t get angry or sad at all! it smiled at me in a soft manner before asking, “i asked is something bothering you?” before asking another question, but not without a little hesitance - “are you here um alone? or are you- are you with someone?” to which i quickly replied,
“i’m here to support komaeda but uh i kinda lost him in the crowd and now i can’t find him” with a nervous laugh.
“ah, he does that a lot doesn’t he?”
we chatted absent mindedly for what felt like it could’ve been forever before tanaka offered to help me look for komaeda, so we started wading through the ocean of people, the masses of bodies forcing me to grab tanaka’s hand to keep me from losing vamp too. i swear, it was only because i didn’t wanna lose him though!! not because her hands were warm,, or soft,,, or fit perfectly into mine,,,,, not at all!!! i was just keeping vamp close!!
although i can’t help and say it was suuuper adorable when i saw dolls face go a faint pink as it hid its face in her scarf and mumbled something about his skin being poisonous, to which i couldn’t help but playfully coo, “guess i’ll have to fight the infection off for you~” which caused vamps face to heat up even more hehe it’s fun to fluster him, i know how touch starved she is (not in a gross way! get your mind out of the gutter kaz!!)
after a while, while everyone is starting to go home from the parade, we found komaeda finally, and at this point i was clinging to tanaka’s arm as if my life depends on it. coz i was REALLY scared of getting lost. not coz i’m gay. at all.
i spent the rest of the day with komaeda and tanaka, though i kept hold of tanaka’s hand until i was forced to let go to get us crisps. i felt kinda disappointed, like i was missing something without its hand in mine, but whatever i bet it’s just coz i’m just as touch started as doll!
we hung out at a park but there wasn’t room for all three of us on the swings so tanaka did something i never expected, vamp sat on my lap and we swung together on one swing.
whatever, he probably just thought i’d be comfier to sit with than komaeda.
at the end of the day, after komaeda had been gone for a while - apparently hajime needed to ask him about some homework? even though they’re not even in the same classes - tanaka greeted me goodbye by taking my hand and pressing into it a badge with a bluey-tealy flag on it, then doll kissed my hand and said “we should hang out again, my dark prince, i had a lovely time” with a warm smile, though i got the impression that next time komaeda wouldn’t be joining us. i also got the feeling that i’d be okay with that.
maybe i’m not as not-gay as i thought…
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sinfulwonders · 4 years
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For the ask meme, spooky talent boy Izuru Kamakura
We love a spoopy talent boy
Izuru Kamukura 
Fight them or fight for them
Izuru can kinda be a bastard, but it’s not really his fault, so I’d fight for him. Although his apathy would probably piss me off :P
On a scale from 1-10 how excited do I get when I see them
Izuru is so freaking pretty. I adore looking at art of him. So I’d say 9, especially since I’ve fallen more in love with his character as of late!
Would I smooch/date/etc
I’d be too intimidated I think! He’d be better at me at every single thing I do, better at writing, singing, sports, etc, and that’s pretty damn scary. So no to dating, but Izuru deserves hugs, so I’d do that. Also I wanna play with his hair!
Do I write for them
I have and I love it! Writing from Kamukura’s perspective is such a fun time. I love writing characters like him because we’re so fundamentally different! It’s a challenge and I like it! Plus, Kamukura is a character that is super open to fan interpretation!
Their defining color (color I most associate with them)
I’d say Black or Red. 
My nickname(s) for them
I love the idea of Junko calling him Izuzu or just Zuzu, as kinda a cutesy disrespectful nickname. Other than that I don’t think I have any nicknames for him! 
Something I have in common with them
We both are trying to find our place in the world. Oh and we both are prone to depression and get bored a lot.
Song I associate with them
Made of Stone by Daughter! I think it expresses his apathy and pain pretty well. Also when I think of Nagito and Izuru’s relationship, I immediately think of Human by Charlene Kaye 
Who do I ship them(and type of ship ex. Romantic or brotp)
I ship Kamuegi (Izuru and Makoto) and Kamukoma (Izuru and Nagito) pretty hard. They both have very different dynamics, but I think they would both work well. (I mean I think they’d work as an ot3 as well.) I love the idea of Kamukura befriending Hajime’s class, as well, especially after the killing game when he shares a brain with Hajime. He initially thinks they are boring, but then slowly finds them endearing. And they all warm up to him and appreciate his company a whole lot!
Idea for an imagine/fanfic for them (if I have one)
I think Kamukura is a lot less emotionless than they make you think. I think Kamukura is honestly really depressed and overwhelmed from being brought to this world and stuffed with talent, and so he stuffs it all down and appears apathetic because of it. (Which is super relatable.) I think the “real” Izuru has a lot of self hatred to work through, and has a lot to learn about the real world, but he’s a good person deep down. Also I love the idea that he really likes soft and fluffy things. (Maybe that’s one reason he likes Komaeda and Naegi. :3)
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lailarain · 3 years
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Warning: Spoilers for Danganronpa: The End of Hope's Peak High School:Despair Arc
(I'm watching for the first time)
We're back at it again, guys!
Also, yes, I've realized that I porbably should've watched Danganronpa 2.5 first, but I'll do that after Despair Arc
Episode 1:
Oh it's ponytail teacher lady🙂
NEW INTRO YEAH BABY
POTHEAD GUY I MISSED YOUUUU
FUYUHIKO, SONIA, MAHIRU, AND HIYOKO THE NOSTALGIAAAAAA
I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter from the dialogue😭
MIKAN I MISSED YOU
This ponytail teacher lady, istg😂😂😂😂😂
THE TEACHER HAS A BLADE WHY DOES THE TEACHER HAVE A BLADE
Okay where is Nagito he's the only reason I'm watching this🙄
"oH goD jUrAsSiC pArK"
IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?
NEKOMARUUUU
Isn't that that one pervy chef?
Teruteru, that's pretty gay😀
AKANE HELLOOOOO
Soda the simp has arrived
GUNDHAM YES I MISS YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭
IBUKI MY GIRL
PEKO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE I MISSED YOUUUU
NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO YES
NAGITO'S LAUGH🥺🥺🥺
I fear this teacher😀
Wait....Mitirai...and the Ultimate Imposter......what the fuck is going on
HAJIME IS THAT YOU, MY BELOVED NON-SHAPE-KNOWING BOI
Awwwww he's hurt by what people say🥺
CHIAKI I MISSED YOU
Hajime, you DO have a talent. You're the Ultimate Nagito Magnet
Man, I'm probably not gonna get to see Hajime on screen a lot in this anime😔
Hey blonde bitch how ya doin
Okay we've officially seen the gang! Time for episode 2!
Episode 2:
"They're all good eggs" tell that to killing game nagito lol
Why the fuck are those two always fighting😭
"I'll have you know that we are training in real life combat conditions" "Oh in that case, knock yourself out"
This is why you don't take random glowing bottles from pervert chefs, kids.
NAGITOS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING LMAOOOOOOOO
Hajime looks so uncomfortable that a teacher is trying to have a casual conversation with him😂
Oh are they talking about the Kamakura project?
Gundam playing video games makes me so happy and idk why maybe because I love how dramatic he is lol
You ever like someone so much that when they do something as simple as speak you start freaking out at how awesome they are? Yea that's how I feel about Nagito.
ARE THEY PLAYING MARIO KART?!?!?!
why is the school rumbling GUNDHAM WHAT DID YOU DO
Nagito crying over the food lmaooooo
What did Akane sayyyy😀
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A HENTAI
WHAT THE FAWK IS GOING ON
Props to Fuyuhiko for being a man and stopping Kazuichi
Istg whatever they pay these voice actors clearly isn't enough
MIKAN WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY NO ONEE TOLD ME YOU WERE A LESBIAN
I don't even know what to say about Nagito😳
CHIAKI JUST FUCKIN PUNCHED HIM
"I regret nothing"
Nagito's so wholesomely making everyone uncomfortable🥺
Chiaki and Hajime's relationship is soooo wholesome🥰
Episode 3:
Hajime has literally solved the murders of his friends 5 times, and he calls himself average🤨
Why are all the other Reserve Course students blue?
Wait isn't that blondie Fuyuhiko's sister?
Hajime being in the middle of these random girls fighting be like 👁👄👁
Okay I'm kinda scared to ship the green hair girl and Mahiru because they might be siblings
Hard to believe that this girl is my baby boi's sister. At least Fuyuhiko has the dignity to not randomly bully a girl for no reason
Okay I hope the FBI doesn't come to my door if these two are siblings but MAHIRU I SAW YOU BLUSH GIRL I SHIP IT
Thank god fuyuhiko understands that his sister is crazy
Hajime and Chiaki gaming together is so cute🥰
I hope Chiaki didn't just accidentally convince Hajime to do the Kamakura Project😀
The blonde just called her lovesick for Mahiru...I think we got non-related lesbians on our hands
Wait.....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT SYNDROME MURDER CASE WHAT THE FUCK
Okay I'm kinda starting to feel bad for the blondie
GREEN HAIRED GIRL KILLED HER HOLY FUCK THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Wait...if the green-haired girl didn't kill her...then who did?
Woah....why is the green-haired girl acting like that🤨
WAIT GREEN HAIR GIRL IS DEAD WHAT
Is this really how people normally treat Reserve Course Students? The discrimination is so unfair.
HOW DARE THIS BASTARD TOUCH MY PRECIOUS HAJIME😤
Oh so they're on a mission
Omfg Hajime don't you DARE think you're nothing and agree to be a lab rat I swear
FUCK NO HE AGREED
I am so close to crying rn😀
How's Chiaki gonna react to this😔
Episode 4:
Chiaki is sad aww🥺
Okay Nagito looking serious is NEVER a good sign
SHIT NAGITO FROWNED THAT'S NOT GOOD
Komaeda is so polite😌
Nagito.....what is Plan B😀
WHITE-HAIRED GIRL HOW YOU DOIN😁
Oh its other blonde boy and peach-haired bitch
WELL CLEARLY NAGITO'S LUCK AIN'T SHIT
HOLY SHIT NO😭
WAIT NAGITO SET UP FUCKIN BOMBS?!?! Man, I love my chaotic boi🥰
THEY SWITCHED BAGS TOO?!?!?
This is gonna be a huge shit show, isn't it?
POOR WHITE-HAIR GIRL SHE'S COMPLETELY INNOCENT😭😭😭
What the fawk😀
HOW IS HE SO CALM, JUST LIKE "I don't think that was a laxative😕"
NAGITO'S JUST TALKING BOUT HOW UNLUCKY HE IS WHILE ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN LMAOOO
WAIT SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM
YES TEACHER LADY YOU TELL HIM HOW FUCKIN AWESOME HE IS
Yay Komaeda won't get expelled😊
WAIT NO DON'T TRANSFER HER I LOVE HER NOOOOO
Uh yeah he did it all for yall 'cause he's fuckin nagito komaeda🤨
WAIT SHE'S GONNA COME BACK?!?!?! HOLY SHIT YES
Episode 5:
Poor Mitirai🥺
yeah, see? This is why I relate to Mitirai. ANIMATION IS FUCKIN MAGICAL.
Thank GOD. I thought we were gonna have to watch the teacher lady suffer😅
Okay I know this is pretty off topic, but where the fuck is Hajime
Of course as soon as I ask that question, they start talking about the Kamakura project😅
Expelled? Bullshit.
Wait NO I WANNA SEE MORE NAGITO🥺🥺🥺
WAIT THOSE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE FIRST GAME
Awww they're so happy to see her how wholesome🥺
"You perfect cinnamon roll" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
SAIONGI WENT THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT HOLY FUCK
Wait Mitirai and......Mitirai? So he IS the ultimate imposter.
"People flake out and let you down, but carbs are always there" - Mitirai. Truer words have never been spoken😢
IT'S JUNKO FUCKIN ENOSHIMA BABY
Right, the killing game hasn't happened yet, so both Mukuro and Junko are alive and well
So, are the ultimate imposter and mitirai sibings?
Mitirai no don't overwork yourself🥺
Did he just....say "I need you"....pick her up.....and give no other context?😀
Poor Mitirai
WAIT MIKAN NO IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE
MAKOTO MY BOY I MISSED YOU
HAJIME IS THAT YOU? YOU LOOK TERRIBLE
Wait...HAJIME NO
HAJIME DON'T YOU DARE
WHAT ABOUT CHIAKI?!?!?!
HAJIME'S EYES ARE RED NOOOOOOO
I'm gonna miss good old Hajime😔
Episode 6:
HAJIME NO TALENTLESS PEOPLE ARE STILL PEOPLE
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS TO AN INNOCENT HIGH SCHOOLER
It's......Izuru Kamakura😔
Hajime no🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Awww Chiaki misses him
Wait why didn't the teacher just lie and say that Hajime was expelled🤨
I am so close to crying rn😀
Ponytail teacher lady is gonna realize the heartbreaking truth about Hajime, isn't she?😔
Awwww buff guy🥺
That is the weirdest tourture I've ever seen
The sad thing is she doesn't even know that it was Hajime who was made the victim to the project.
Wait why is Kamakura there what's going on
"KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS Q U E E N."
CAN MUKURO STOP LETTING JUNKO MAKE FUN OF HER LIKE BITCH YOU ARE AWESOME
Ikuru literally the entire time Junko is talking is basically just: 😑
WAIT HE AGREES WITH JUNKO NO
wait....MITIRAI IS GONNA MEET JUNKO FUCK NO
FUCK NOOOOOO
Okay we're officially halfway through, and I'm super pissed that Nagito is god knows where because he's the ONLY reason I'm watching this
Episode 7:
MITIRAI STOP TALKING TO HER RUN ASAP AHHHHHHHHH
Junko does realize that she basically just triggered every single fan of Danganronpa, right🤨
"aWw lOoK aT hiM trEmBLe hE'S goNnA bUrsT a blOoD veSsEL bEcAuSe I jUsT diSseD hiS wAifUS"
WAIT JUNKO NO DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT
THEY THINK HE'S DEAD LMAOOOOO
NAGITO YES FINALLY
NAGITO WTF PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
Wait so is that the crash site of the what killed his parents🥺
Kazuchi, Teruteru, stop being pervs and shut up please🥰
GUNDHAM YES WE STAN
MITIRAI IS MISSING NO
Istg if they lay a hand on Mikan they bouta lose a hand😀
Poor buff guy🥺
SHIT NO THEY'RE GONNA BRAINWASH HER
Junko's eyes really went ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️
Wait who tf are these people🤨
Junko what is it with you and killing games😀
Wait she's actually really good at singing😯
Can we get an f in the chat for these poor students
IZURU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
THEY'RE SWEEPING IT UNDER THE RUG AGAIN?!?!?!?
So that was his promise😔
It's the cool moving comic thing from the games😯
The Reserve Course students are NOT happy😀
Poor Chiaki still misses him😔
Imagine if she knew HE was the killer
Episode 8:
(So some of my notes were deleted and when I rewrote them they got deleted twice. So I'm just gonna go where I left off.)
NAGITO YES MY BOY I MISSED YOUUUUU
"Who are you" lol
At least CHIAKI is nice to Nagito
YES NAGITO YOU LIFE-SAVER😤
Talk about what🤨
WHY ARE THEY TREATING THESE STUDENTS TO "KNOW THEIR PLACE" ISTG
Okay Nagito what is it with your luck
"Oh we found a secret passage cool😶"
POOR MITIRAI
WAIT NAGITO KNEW?!?!?!?
NAGITO HAS A FUCKIN GUN I REPEAT NAGITO HAS A GUN WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUN
OKAY WHY DOES NAGITO SOUND SO THREATENING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Okay am I crazy or was that interaction between izuru and nagito just now pretty gay?
NAGITO HOLY FUCK NO
OH THANK THE LORD
NAGITO THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A SIMP FOR IZURU
Episode 9:
That....is Hinata😔
WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE HYPNOTIZE CHIAKI
Teacher lady is gonna be hypnotized, isn't she😖😞
OKAY JUNKO THIS IS TOO FAR
Wait is Mikan pretending?
Poor Guy😢
YEAH LISTEN TO NAGITO
I mean, I don't wanna abandon the teacher but it's already too late
WAIT IS THAT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?!?!?
It's so sad to know that they're just running into destruction😔
NO POOR TEACHER LADY
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
You're already too late😞
WAIT WHY ARE THEY BEING SO VIOLENT
Poor Mitirai, man🥺
WAIT NO JUNKO YOU WOULDN'T
Junko STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE
You're in deep shit, Junko
WAIT NO DON'T DIE MITIRAI
Oh thank god😅
Mitirai😭
Poor Nagito too
WAIT MIKAN WHY
NO THE TEACHER IS DEFINITELY HYPNOTIZED NOPE
Episode 10:
Something's wrong....
Chiaki, don't be fooled
Wait is he actually gay tho
Okay Junko please SHUT THE FUCK UP🥰
This isn't gonna go well, is it?
CHIAKI NO
JUNKO DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HER
Wait why are they in a trial room
WAIT NAGITO WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM BEFORE
CHIAKI NO
(Won't let me type anymore. Continue post here)
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marveloussupernerd · 3 years
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Ah nice! In that case could I have a matchup for marvel and danganronpa v2?
I'm a very short gremlin, I'm nonbinary and asexual (panromatic) I like writing, drawing, reading, and tiktok, mythology, and making kandi bracelets. I seem cold and awkward and I am! But I'm also a touch starved hopeless romantic I'm a huge collector of like anything. Soda tabs, glass bottles, rocks, candles, bones you name it I probably have it somewhere (my room is basically my family's junkyard) my favorite things are my 17 rubber ducks, my whale shark stuffie, and my stuffed pig technoblade. I'm a real himbo with more sarcasm than brain cells. My siblings say im a vampire and considering I have dyed black hair and skin so pale you can see my veins...they might be right..
Anyway! Thanks for reading! Hope you have a good day/night!
Hi!! I really enjoyed reading this request lol I love the vibes you give off. Thank you for being so patient !
Marvel
I ship you with Valkyrie!
I had to THINK about this one a lot
But BYE Valkyrie is the obvious choice this just made so much sense to me when my sister recommended her for you
You’re asexual ? That’s super chill she’s v respectful of that
Sex was like... not a good thing for her when she was living on Sakaar... it was one of the things she just kinda had to do to get by
So it’s not rlly a vibe for her either
She’d much rather be all coupley and cuddle and hold your hand
She DEFINITELY teases you for being short I’m so sorry
But also she’s 5’4” so she is NOT tall by any means
Y’all are small but mighty and a force to be reckoned with
You like mythology ? Well she’s literally a part of Norse mythology
Homegirls gonna teach you everything you ever wanted to know
It makes her so so happy to be able to share her past with you
She will wear every bracelet you make her
If you make like 20? She has all 20 on her wrist
Likes to brag about how pretty they are and how you made them to everyone in New Asgard
By the way ! If you want to live in New Asgard literally go for it she’d love to have you closer to her
It’s like living a mythological dream
When you’re cold... it doesn’t phase her at all
She shrugs it off and does not take it personally
Gives you some time to chill then goes back to being her typical self
Loves how awkward you get
She isn’t awkward at all she’s so confident with everything she does so it’s really cute to see you get all nervous and flustered
Likes to kiss your cheek if you’re chill with that
And digs your collection literally how cool
Most ppl would be like ? A bone. Odd
She’s like yo wack what do you think that bone is from
And then she finds out for you both bc she’s a queen
You sleep with a stuffie ? CUTE
she doesn’t judge that at all literally that’s just adorable
No point in being embarrassed about that, she’d never tease you for your stuffie that’s an important companion
Loves the stuffie as much as you do
You two banter with each other a lot
Lots of back and forth sarcasm
It’s always a dynamic fun conversation between the two of you
She thinks you look absolutely stunning
Would never cross any boundaries that you’re uncomfy with but would rlly like just holding you, especially after a long day
Very affectionate and sweet I love her
Danganronpa
I ship you with Nagito Komaeda!
I have to preface here as well I’m so sorry
I don’t like Nagito that much oops
But YO you and Nagito would get along SO WELL
everytime I think of Nagito I think of the THIS IS NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO DS
I’m on Nagito tiktok and I don’t wanna be sigh
ANYWAYS
He makes fun of you for being short
Secretly likes that you’re short so that you need his help to reach things
He’s not entirely worthless after all
Loves when you cuddle him
He literally wants to be the little spoon so good luck figuring that out
Honestly likes cuddling more than kissing or sex or anything like that
He will sit and send you tiktoks all day
Likes to make tiktoks as well
He’s a maidboy on tiktok I’m so sorry
You send him a message asking if he wants to make kandi bracelets with him
You bring all the supplies to him and he’s like
“Wait this isn’t real candy”
You never said it was?
He’s so upset that it’s not candy he thought you meant candy bracelets
You have to go to the store and buy those cheap candy jewelry things for him
He literally always wants to touch you
Whether it’s holding your hand, cuddling with you, resting his hand on your back, arm around your shoulder
It may be kind of overwhelming at first so he’ll try his best to take it slow for you
Tries to find things for your collections
He’ll go out for a walk and come back with his arms full of stuff he wanted to give to you
Everything reminds him of you
Hides your rubber ducks around the house
Every week it’s like an Easter egg hunt he thinks it is so funny
Sometimes they’re in the sink, or a potted plant, sometimes they’re in vents or the back of the toilet
And he NEVER remembers where he put them
So you can go months missing a duck because he literally has no clue where it is
He doesn’t feel all that useless with you around
Like usually this man is super self deprecating (as we all know) but when he’s around you... not as much
Sometimes he’ll ask why in the world you’d want to be with someone like him
He needs a lot of words of affirmation and love
But he’ll pay you back with the same treatment
Compliments and hugs and lots of love every single day
Okay maybe I don’t hate Nagito as much as I thought I did bc idk this made me like him more
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marshmellowtea · 4 years
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hey!! im gonna send you a lot of charas, you can answer them as you want, I just wanna make sure you have enough to answer all you want!! seishi, nikei, ayumu, marin maki, komaeda, makoto, mikan and sayake, please!
aaaaaaaa anon ur so sweet ilysm ;o; 
i’ll probably have to divide these into a couple posts so i can break it into chunks for myself but i’ll start off with seishi, nikei, and ayumu here :’0 
also putting this under a cut so i hopefully don’t break anyone’s dashes 
seishi 
favorite thing about them 
he’s just,, baby?? he’s just baby hdfjaslkdfsdf i don’t even know how to describe it. i was attached to him the moment i saw him and the more i watched of him the more in love i fell he’s such a precious dork,, 
least favorite thing about them 
idk if this actually counts because this is more of a criticism of his writing than anything but it’s so annoying how people just default him to “standard evil villain” after the katagiri zen reveal like no,, there’s so much more that can be done with him,, how dare you,, 
favorite line 
tbh as much as i’m disappointed (read: angry) with the direction voices was going to go, “did you just call us horny?” is still an ICONIC line fhaslksdfjlksdf i love it so much 
brOTP 
him and marin! also him and mikoto,, and him and nico,, tbh him and any girl is good he just vibes “let’s go wlw let’s go!!”, y’know? i also like him and nikei being like. adopted brothers or adopted cousins tbh it’s really cute 
OTP 
seishi/akira/ayumu/saiji. yes that it as an ot4. yes it counts come at me bro. any seishi/rebirth boy ship is good tho 
nOTP 
i,, really don’t like seishi/girls fjadsklfjsadf feels bad man 
random headcanon 
he has TRAUMA dammit!! i hc that he has a backstory similar to maki’s in that he was forced into being an assassin at a young age so it wasn’t really his choice to get involved in all this. i’ve kinda ran that idea into the ground at this point though so here’s a lighter headcanon: when he was 14, he reeeaaaally wanted to be a cat. like, to the point where he’s embarrassed to look back on those days because oh my god he really straight up tried to act like a cat 24/7 huh? kinda ties into another headcanon of mine that he’s less mature than he lets on and tends to go through periods of feeling kinda childlike but ssshh shsh shsh shush
unpopular opinion 
he’s a good boy with a morally dubious job and that doesn’t make him automatically evil. y’all are just unimaginative, uncreative and mean >:( 
song i associate with them 
coughs at my seishi and zen playlists uhh there’s a lot tbh but the songs most strongly connected with him in my mind are “this is how you spell haha we destroyed the hopes and dreams of a generation of faux romantics” by los campesinos! and “i’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers” by fall out boy (and yes those are two songs with very long titles i know hdfaklsjdflsd ;w;) 
favorite picture of them 
aaaa rebirth doesn’t have a lot of good cgs to pull from across either of its canons and idk if fanart counts so,, but gosh i really love his surprised sprite. he’s like :o. he’s so baby i love him so much 
nikei 
favorite thing about them 
he’s so interesting. it’s clear a lot of work went into his character, and it’s always a fascinating struggle to try and write him. i think it might be a bit easier after chapter four is fully translated but still there’s a lot of complexity to him and it’s interesting trying to break down his outer shell and get inside his head, y’know? also, he’s adorable. i wanna squish his cheeks. 
least favorite thing about them 
oh my GOD does my boy stress me out. i hate seeing him being mean to my other favorite characters and i’m always just like baby why are you like this please don’t ohmygod?? i’m gonna have to watch chapter four with my hands covering my eyes hasdfjslkdf i hate betrayal plots :’) 
favorite line 
this is kinda hard actually hasdkflsjdfk but “and she threw them away just like that? girl, are you a genius or an idiot, make up your mind!” from the third trial is reALLY GOOD FHKJDFLKDSF on a more heartbreaking note though him apologizing before he dies is just,, god. god.
brOTP 
him and the other voids!! they’re a family fight me. and him and seishi, ofc. i also like him and setsuka a lot though,, after chapter six i’m doubling down on my “she’s his mom!!” stance okay. i also like him and yoruko because i think they could have a fun dynamic (and maybe a soft dynamic with older yoruko,, maybe,,)(what i’m saying is that he gains another mom okay. let me project my mommy issues in peace) 
OTP 
i,, actually largely headcanon him as aro so there’s not a lot of ships with him i’m super passionate about?? i still kinda like him and setsuka in aus and such but other than that i mostly dropped all my ships for him after chapter six cuz it’s no big loss to me. though,, i’m not gonna lie, i still have a HUGE soft spot for sorakei. after seeing his free time events they just,, grew on me and i’d think they’d be really cute together c’mon guys can we make it happen- :’0 
nOTP 
nikei/mikado nikei/mikado nikei/mikado LIKE CAN WE PUT IT TO REST ALREADY I ACTUALLY HATE IT 
random headcanon 
his hair is actually naturally super curly and he straightens it every morning so other people don’t realize this. the other voids think it looks really cute pre-straightener but he thinks it makes it hard for others to take him seriously which is why he goes to such lengths to try to hide it basically he does NOT appreciate the cooing he gets from emma, thank you very much. hgalsdjfadlfkl
unpopular opinion 
i’m not actually sure if this counts cuz i don’t see this on tumblr at least but i don’t think we should take what he says to emma and hajime in the void theater at face value. i think despite what he says he actually does care about them in his own way, he just doesn’t really show it well because he doesn’t like to be vulnerable around others. he’s an asshole sometimes (actually a lot of the time hadsflkjsdflk), but that doesn’t mean he’s unfeeling or unable to care about people. 
song i associate with them 
once again side eyes my nikei playlist ahdfslksdfjslkfd a part of me doesn’t want to spoil one of the songs on it because i do eventually wanna release it to the public but i really just,, i really gotta go with “are you satisfied?” by marina. it’s just too perfect and i think of him every time i hear it now 
favorite picture of them 
honestly? his first tts avatar. no talk him. him angy his last tts avatar upsets me though LEAVE HIM BE LINUJ
ayumu 
favorite thing about them 
AAAAAAAAAA BOYFRIEND BOYFRIEND he’s so sweet such a good boy!! i like that he’s empathetic towards others cuz of his luck and he cares about how it affects them. i like that he’s soft and definitely a good cuddle partner. i love that he’s a trans icon even if that’s not really the intent i don’t care he just vibes trans so well (gal or guy or nonbinary but i tend to stick with the trans guy headcanon cuz haha i transmasc-)  
least favorite thing about them 
i kinda wish he had more of a canon sarcastic side? i mean i’m gonna continue to write him that way lol but c’mon there had to have been times where his luck is just so wildly terrible that his inner hinata jumps out and he makes a quip about it hfkajsdfksdf 
favorite line 
aaaaaa his little hope speech during in voices’ chapter one trial makes me soft,, i love him so much,, i also like him shutting aruma down when she’s being too horny hdlkajdsflksdf it’s really good 
brOTP 
ngl i tend to ship him with most of the class so,, like,, i also brotp him with the whole class,, dalfksdlfkasdf 
OTP 
see above but my favorite of those pairings are ayumu/seishi, ayumu/akira and ayumu/mikoto 
nOTP 
when i’m headcanoning him as a trans guy: nico, misuzu, and kasumi cuz i hc them as lesbians. when i’m headcanoning her as a trans girl: seishi. kind of a nonissue when i go with a nonbinary headcanon though 
random headcanon 
he plays minecraft with akira a lot, but they always have to play in create mode where you can’t really die otherwise it’s just a montage of ayumu dying over and over again, pfft. even with unlimited life though he still usually ends up stuck somewhere and akira has to come dig him out and since akira’s a rude boy he’s always laughing his ass off as he’s doing it smh >:0
unpopular opinion 
it’s,, silly to be mad about his “secretly a boy” twist on the same level as you’re mad about the v3 protag twist,, it’s a fangan and not even that well known of one at that like it doesn’t really have the power to “break down barriers” like that or whatever tf you’re expecting hdsflkajsfdlksdf 
song i associate with them 
he’s another character i have a playlist for ahdflaksdjflaksd but “this is home” by cavetown and i cry every time :’) 
favorite picture of them 
once again there’s not a lot of canon art to pull from but i do adore the promo art of him with his “male” and “female” versions :’0 
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Yep. I threw up another tier, this time for Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. Once again, I'll go through each character and explain my rationale. This one was a little tougher for some characters; like, overall, Dangan 2 did a better job of fleshing out characters. As a result, it was harder for me to rank some characters higher than others, but I somehow managed to do so after some thought.
.... But for some characters, it was seriously a no-brainer where they went. XD
F rank - Komaeda..... Now, I know what some of you are thinking, last time I put Hagakure in this dead-last rank because he was useless, so that's probably true for Komaeda, right? ..... No. Fuck no. XD This little shit is F rank for much bigger problems than uselessness. Let's start with the obvious: He's the "Togami" of the group. He fucks up the trials, but not just for amusement like Togami did - this guy did it for the sake of pitting "Hope against Hope", and you just knew he was always up to something.... If it wasn't for him, Hanamura wouldn't have been pressured into murdering, at least not so soon. They tied him up in the second chapter, which was good, but then he still managed to throw a wrench into things by encouraging Koizumi to go and play the video game that was the motive for the chapter... This didn't directly lead into the incident necessarily, but Koizumi had already received that ominous letter from Peko and Kuzuryu, telling her to play the game and how to get the true ending; Komaeda spurring her further on DIDN'T help. He redeemed himself a little by figuring out Mikan was lying in trial 3, but then he took 5000 steps backward in chapter 4 by first throwing suspicion onto Hajime in regards to the identity of the traitor, and THEN he cleared the Final Dead Room and treated everyone - EVERYONE - like shit..... But especially Hajime, who had only thought he'd lost his memory of his talent. Hajime, who had been helping solve all the trials and prove that he could stand alongside Ultimates.... It's fine and all that Komaeda was the first one to discover they were all Ultimate Despair, and therefore hated they'd turned out like that, but he had absolutely no high ground to stand on when talking shit to everyone; he himself was Ultimate Despair as well. And the cherry on top.... was how he got Chiaki to murder him in chapter 5. Through sheer luck, and the intention of killing off Ultimate Despair when they had no clue as to the extent of their loss of memories. Some sympathize with the fact he may have some life-threatening illness, and he really had the best of intentions, and was just "misunderstood".... But no, not me. Fuck that.
F is for "Fuck You, Komaeda". lol
Anyway, moving onto E rank....  Akane is kind of like the "Hagakure" of the group, only her physical talent as a gymnast puts her leagues ahead of Hagakure in usefulness. Akane's simply E rank because she's one of the reasons the trials drag on so much, makes few worthwhile contributions, and just isn't all that deep of a character.... I'll never get over how "random" her free time events seemed.... Like, she's a fun girl, I suppose; perverted in her own naïve way. There's just not much substance for me to dig into, for her character.
Saionji's kinda similar in that regard.... Though I'll admit she does have a backstory. She's mostly in E rank because she's, as Nicob would put it, "such a bitch to everybody". Her bond with Mahiru is probably her one saving grace, and the only reason she's not F rank like Komaeda, in my books. Well, that, and she kind of warms up to Hajime in her free time events.... kinda.
... If you squint.
.... But she's still a bitch to everybody that isn't Mahiru. XD
D rank.... Teruteru was honestly placed here because I like him better than Komaeda, Akane, and Saionji, but I don't like him as much as Ibuki. I mean, he's perverted as hell, and he kinda spreads himself thin when it comes to "covering his bases" with his libido, but he's still useful as a cook. Plus, his backstory with his mother who's ill is pretty sad, not to mention how it's implied he killed her when he became Ultimate Despair. Teruteru's just one of those unfortunate characters who's somewhat fleshed out, but I'm not crazy about him; he's just somewhere in the middle. ..... which may be how he likes it....
C rank.... I like Ibuki - she's fun, kooky, crazy.... Her skill in music and her sharp ears are neat, plus she just wants to get along with everyone. .... Except call Teruteru out on his antics, and maybe back away from Komaeda and his craziness. lol Still, despite all the good qualities, Ibuki's just not fleshed out enough as a character for my tastes.... She's fun, and it's sad she got murdered. But there wasn't much of a backstory to tell, and she didn't go through a huge development arc.
.... She did not want to leave her honeymoon with Hajime in island mode, though. And that was just cute. XD
B rank.... Nidai's pretty similar to Ibuki in being a fun character, but I kinda like his attitude of trying to be the class's manager - 'cause it shows he cares for everyone. He doesn't go through a huge development arc either, but it was pretty interesting seeing him adjust to being a robot and then his presumed confrontation with Tanaka in chapter 4.... I would've liked to have known more about that possible confrontation; one of my theories is that a bit of his "Ultimate Despair" self was leaking out in that clash, but probably not enough to turn out like how Mikan was, when she got the Remembering Disease. The desperation/hunger just got to him. That's my theory, anyway.
You might find it surprising Souda is this high up, considering how, like Akane, he holds up the class trials with ridiculous theories and suspicions on certain culprits. But, Souda is the Ultimate Mechanic, and it's just fun seeing his love for his craft. His obsession with Sonia is a bit grating like how Fukawa's obsession with Togami was, but, in some cases I couldn't help feeling bad with how cold/dismissive Sonia was towards him. Like, she didn't have to return his affections by any means.... And he is kind of a suck-up to her. But still, he is nothing but nice to her, and continues to believe in her (if not somewhat blindly) throughout the trials. It'd just be nice to see her reciprocate his friendship, at least. I kinda liked how it gave them a small cameo scene or two of that in Dangan 3 Hope Arc.... Again, that's me.
A rank... Hajime's a pretty good protagonist, and I think he had some nice development arcs throughout the series. He's a bit of a pessimist, in contrast to Naegi's optimism, but he's still one of the nicest guys you could meet. Probably the major thing that drags him down to A rank is simply how overly "average" he is.... like, it's to be expected - he was a Reserve Course student, and therefore had no Ultimate Talent or quirk to fall back on. But still, I'll admit the repetitive ordinariness was a bit grating.... The only real "backstory" he has is his downfall into the Kamakura Project, and even then, he kinda became a different person because of everything but talent being excised from him.
I'll admit - I like Kamakura more than Hajime himself, but I'm not really sure where I'd put Kamakura, either in S or SS rank..... A lot don't seem to care for how OP he is, but I kinda liked how Dangan 3 anime showed off his reflexes. Not to mention it showed he was a neutral party in the war of Despair vs Hope. Again, that's me.
Peko's a neat character with a badass talent. Her backstory is a little tragic and it doesn't grate too much.... She could be cute with furry animals, too (or at least hinted as such). I liked her bond with Kuzuryu, even if she mostly saw herself as just a tool. On the flip side, that mindset of being a tool is why she was dropped to A rank.... I know the Kuzuryu clan drilled that into her head, but she did try and screw everyone over in the second trial because of it. It also made her character suffer a little because she didn't have anything really outside of her loyalty to Kuzuryu and the clan (which makes sense; just makes her character suffer a little bit in having little to no quirks, hobbies, or whatever).
S rank.... I liked the Imposter. I really did. He can impersonate anyone, and make you think the person just put on a few pounds. I liked how fast they made him in the anime, and I just liked his friendship/loyalty to Mitarai and everybody. I felt like the Imposter was a pretty great character, and they introduced him in a way that made you wonder what was going on with "Togami". I liked how you knew next to nothing about the man under the masks (only saw his face/hair in the anime) - though similar to Peko, it was a bit of a double-edged sword in having no huge backstory to fall back on. But unlike Peko, he kinda made the lack of backstory work, because it was part of his charm and talent. And that's why he's above Peko, in my books; he takes a weakness and works with it. I think that's great writing.
Tanaka is so over-the-top.... XD He's a fun character, like Ibuki and Nidai, but unlike those two he has this depth to him that makes me wanna observe him more. He's a smart and shrewd man, and though he tried to screw everyone over in chapter 4, you can argue that part of his reasons for doing it was because he was trying to save them from starvation by sacrificing himself - and doing it in a way that didn't betray his own values, never giving up on life. Again, I think that's just great character writing; Tanaka's just awesome. His hamsters are cute, too. XD
And then you have Sonia.... I guess you could argue Sonia's like a Barbie doll princess, but it's kinda nice to see her gung-ho about a lot of things - even using slang in a cute way. She's curious about a lot of things, too, and she cries and gets mad over things when they happen. I dunno, Sonia's kinda hard to put into words in terms of why I like her so much as a character, though I suppose her kinda-innocent-perverted nature also plays a role in why I like her character... XD "What do you call that activity when two people snuggle naked under bedcovers in a lodge that's snowed in?" Similar to Celes, you don't see too many girls asking questions like that..... And Sonia literally has no real perverted intentions, she just "knows" things. XD
.... And she might also not be a virgin. *wink wink nudge nudge* (I read a fan's explanation on that line, so don't correct me, I know) XD
SS rank.... Kuzuryu reached this rank the moment Derek Stephen Prince voiced him, really. I mean, there's lots of other reasons I like Kuzuryu, but his voice actor is definitely one of the reasons I like him so much. I mean, he's a yakuza, so you know he's gonna be a tough guy of the group, but Kuzuryu really does have this part of a character that wants to rebel against his yakuza upbringing. Like, for example, his insistence on following the law with driver's licenses, or how he drops the "I'm gonna kill everyone so I can escape" routine as of chapter 3. Kuzuryu just really comes of age, he really honors Peko's sacrifice, and he's just so friggin' loyal to everybody, I love it.... Fantastic character~
Mahiru is a bit of a dark horse because from the moment you meet her in-game, and throughout much of your interactions with her, you think that you won't really feel sympathetic towards her. But under that bossy, somewhat sexist exterior, you find what's basically the "mom" of Class 77. Mahiru wants to watch out for everybody, wants to help them be the best they can be. And her free time events with Hajime are adorabu. Really. XD She kinda clicks with Hajime because of how ordinary they both are, but she'd also just help keep him in line. And in return, he'd encourage her when she gets disheartened; just seems like a healthy relationship right there, to me.
And Mikan.... ughhhhh..... A cinnabun of the group, she really is. She does turn out to be crazy as an Ultimate Despair, but that's not really her fault, that's the brainwashing's fault. Mikan's just a sweet, loveable girl. A sweet, loveable girl that's been bullied much of her life, and thus knows how to take care of others.... Her lack of self-care when it comes to pleasing others is a bit off-putting, but Hajime helps her get over those unhealthy tendencies. I know Dangan main protagonists kind of have this tendency for potential harems, but Hajime, Mikan, Mahiru, and Chiaki..... C'mooon~ You wanna see it happen. (well, maybe not, depending on what characters you like). XD
Finally, SSS rank..... Chiaki's just best person ever, 'nough said. lol I know a lot of people may think of her as a Mary Sue, and not like her for being so nice and loved by everyone, but Chiaki's what we should all strive to be, alright? Not the "loved by everybody" part, but the "being nice to everyone" part. lol Some people you just can't be nice to, and that's fine; we all have our limits. Well. Except Chiaki. Chiaki will be your friend even if you treat everyone like shit. She'll try and stop you from doing so, and help you be a better person, but that's just all the more reason to like her - she doesn't hold ill will for anyone..... Well, almost anyone. I suppose that's why I liked Dangan 3 anime, too - because the human Chiaki does hold resentment towards Junko, who trapped her in a dungeon and threatened to brainwash her friends.... It just shows that she DOES have a limit to kindness, despite seeming to have no end of it as a computer program. I mean, you wouldn't be kind toward someone that threatens your own friends, right?
..... Chiaki's just best waifu in Dangan 2. It's why she's the only one at the top. XD
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Hi this is probably the best thing I've ever written but it's not finished and probably never will be so I don't wanna post it on ao3 so.. here it is (it's dangan btw)
Ibuki
--hajime!!
--hajime!!
--hajime answer your phone!!
--hajime!!
--are you sleeping?
--hajime!!
--hajime!!
--hajime!!
--h
--a
--j
--I
--m
--e
--wake up
--h
--a
--j
You
--JC IBUKI IT'S 12 O CLOCK WHAT DO YOU WANT
Ibuki
--hajime!
--come over to ibuki's house!
You
--Wait, now?
Ibuki
--yeah!
You
--Why?
Ibuki
--because ibuki wants you to to!
You
--I'm not going to your apartment at midnight just because you want me to
--I need sleep
--Which you have rudely awakened me from btw
Ibuki
--but hajime it's only 12
--you can spare some time to come over!
You
--But I'm tired
--What if I crash into a gas station
--Driving sleep deprived is very dangerous
Ibuki
--i'll just have mahiru pick you up!
You
--Wait you mean Koizumi?
--Wait Ibuki
--Why her
--Ibuki
--What are you doing
--Ibuki
--Ibuki
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"Hajime!" Ibuki was practically exploding with energy, not like that was any different then normal. "You came! Ibuki thought you fell back asleep! Mahiru would have been really angry if you were sleeping when she came!" I have a feeling Koizumi would have shown up angry no matter what I did... "Did Mahiru find your apartment or did you drive here yourself?"
"Oh, I found his apartment." Koizumi spoke from behind me, "It's a miracle I did, with those really vague directions you sent me."
Ibuki looked confused for a second. "Vague? Ibuki only gives the best of directions!"
"I'm pretty sure Hinata can agree that what you sent me was not 'the best of directions'."
I nodded, "I'm gonna have to back up Koizumi on this one, describing every street with a song title isn't very effective." It took Koizumi having to call me to figure out if I actually lived on a street called 'As Warm as Your Freshly Spilled Blood' to even know what part of town I lived in.
"It's the only way Ibuki can remember... Regular street names aren't very fun..." She looked at the wall in thought before snapping back to her bouncing self. "Anyways, you guys are late! Everyone else is already here!" Ibuki grabbed my hand in one hand and Koizumi's in the other, dragging us further in the apartment and calling out pretty loudly, "Guess who's here!"
After pulling us into a hallway, Ibuki stopped and motioned us to stay put, and walked up to another doorway. Koizumi let out a sigh, and Ibuki immediately turned around to shush her. I sat down, and Koizumi followed suit. Ibuki practically leaped into the other room with a yell. "Guess who's here!"
"We heard you the first time," a voice came from the room in response to her, "and I thought you weren't inviting anyone else."
"Hold on," I whispered to Koizumi, who was also listening to the conversation, "Is that Saionji?"
She pushed my shoulder, making me lose my balence a little. "Shut up, I'm trying to listen."
I repositioned myself and focused on the voices again. "Ibuki didn't tell you more of Ibuki's friends are coming over because she wanted to surprise you! Now guess!"
"I-I know! Is it S-Sonia?" Tsumiki's soft voice asked.
"Nope!"
"Would it be Komaeda?" That sounded like Pekoyama, how many people could possibly be here?
"Close!"
"How was that close?" I whispered again, and the photographer next to me hit me.
"Well you're both terrible at following directions, for one."
I turned my head to face her, "What directions am I supposed to follow, we weren't given any!"
Her annoyed expression was starting to turn to one of anger, "The one where I told you to stop talking because I can't hear if you don't!"
"Well I remember Ibuki telling us both to be quiet, so it looks like I'm not the only one not following directions."
Koizumi squeezed her eyes shut, "Ugh, boys are so ann-"
"I'll guess Hajime and Koizumi, since I can hear them arguing in the hallway."
We both stopped at the mention of our names. The thumping of what I assumed was Ibuki jumping slightly shook. "Correct, Chiaki!" Ibuki appeared in the doorway again, color streaked hair bouncing along with her. "You guys gave yourselves away! You need to let them guess first!"
I stood up from my spot on the floor and stretched. "Sorry, Ibuki. I guess we were getting excited waiting to see who was here."
Her eyes lit up right away, "Oh yeah, you still don't know who's here!" She reached over to Koizumi first and slapped her hand over her eyes, making Koizumi let out a sound of surprise and struggle for a second before giving up. She then turned quickly toward me, and her other hand flew toward my face, and I out of reflex shut my eyes quickly and tried to duck my head. Her hand hit my face at high speeds anyways. Sometimes I forget just how fast she can be...
"Mahiru, close your eyes! Ibuki can see you opening them!" I felt Ibuki pull me along, then felt her lift her hand from my face. "Okay... Now open your eyes!"
I blinked my eyes open. Chiaki, Pekoyama, Saionji, and Tsumiki all sat in a half circle on the floor, staring up at us.
Chiaki was the first to speak. "Hello, Hajime. I thought you'd be sleeping by now."
I looked off to the side with I sigh. "I was supposed to be..."
"Hiyoko!" Koizumi sounded angry, "You didn't tell me you were coming here!"
Saionji's eyes widened. "Ah..!" Her eyes started to water. "Ibuki told me not to tell you..”
The singer nodded quickly. "It's true! Ibuki wanted it to be a secret..! To surprise Mahiru!"
Koizumi's expression softened. "That makes sense.."
"Great!" Ibuki sat down directly across from Tsumiki. I followed her lead and sat down next to her, Chiaki on my other side, closing part of the circle. Koizumi also complied, sitting next to Ibuki and Saionji, closing the circle completly.
"So," Ibuki started off, "You're probably all wondering why I brought you here. Well..." She threw her hands in the air. "It's Ibuki's birthday!"
Saionji's expression turned to confusion. "What? It's not your birthday."
"I-I agree with Saionji, I-Ibuki.. Today is November 26, and I believe your birthday is November 27..." Tsumiki spoke quietly, not making eye contact.
"Hey, I was still talking you little-"
"Hey!" Ibuki reached across Koizumi and pushed Saionji backwards, making her screech and fall back. "It's my birthday, so no fighting!" After patting Tsumiki's head, she sat back down. "And it is my birthday! Look at the time! It's been my birthday for twenty three minutes!"
Chiaki nodded. "So you're pulling the 'technically' card, hmm?"
Ibuki just giggled. "And so, in celebration of my birthday, I've invited all of my bestest friends to have a sleepover with!"
"What...?" I stared at her. "You didn't tell me that!"
"You didn't tell me any of that either!" Koizumi spoke up again.
"I'm afraid she didn't tell any of us." Pekoyama answered in a calm voice, and turned to look at Ibuki. "What is the meaning of this?"
"Ibuki wanted you all to be surprised! Like a reverse surprise party!"
"You could've at least told us to bring some extra clothes or something..." Koizumi mumbled.
Ibuki smiled. "Don't worry, you won't need anything Ibuki doesn't have! Besides, we won't be sleeping, so that one less thing you need stuff for!"
"Hold on." I interrupted quickly, "What do you mean we won't be sleeping?"
"It means, we won't be sleeping! Ibuki's sleepover is going to be so fun we won't have time for sleeping!"
"But Ibuki! I need sleep! If I don't get enough I start getting pissed off at everything!"
Saionji grumbled, "Then you must be tired all the time..."
"Good thing you slept already today Hajime!" I tried to argue with her, but she wrapped her arm around me and pulled me closer to her, making me fall against her side.
"Ibuki-!" I stuggled to get up, but she was holding me down with her arm. "Ibuki!"
"Before the wild night of fun starts, Ibuki must set up some rules!" I finally pried my head out from her arm. Wow, she's really strong... "First: no fighting! Ibuki won't name names, but people with spiky hair, red hair, and banana hair should listen!" Saionji scowled. "No one is allowed to yell at each other! Anyone that does will be sent to the closet of doom~!" Ibuki pointed to the hallway, "It's small and crowded and filled with stuff from the previous owner Ibuki was too lazy to throw away!"
Koizumi frowned. "I thought I told you to clean that closet ou-"
"Second!" She held up two fingers, "What Ibuki says goes! It's Ibuki's birthday!"
"That's pretty much setting up a monarchy for yourself..." I leaned my head on my hand.
"Monarchys don't exist if it's their birthday!" She put up another finger. "Third!" Ibuki looked like she was about to say something else, then stopped, looking deep in thought. "...Well... Ibuki hadn't thought past rule two... but if Ibuki need to add more Ibuki will!"
Pekoyama nodded. "That seems fair enough."
"Now that we've gotten rules out of the way," Ibuki sat up straight, "Who has an idea of what to do?"
I stared at her. "You mean after calling us all to your house in the middle of the night and surprising us with a sleepover, you have no plans?"
Ibuki laughed nervously. "Well... Getting Hajime out of bed via text took up a lot of my time... Besides! Spontaneous things always go much better then planned things! So, what do you want to do?"
Chiaki tapped her lip. "Hmm.. what to do with a group of people..."
"Maybe we could all tell ghost stories in the dark, then go to sleep." Everyone ignored me, not like I expected any different.
Chiaki spoke again, "How about something like a 'club activity'?"
I thought for a second before nodding in agreement. "Yeah, actually, that'd be really fitting for right now."
"Um..." Tsumiki stuttered, "I-I don't mean to be r-rude but... W-What's a 'club activity'?"
"Yeah, I'm with Mikan! What's a club activity?"
"Well," Chiaki explained, "I'll leave out the confusing specifics, but basically everyone plays a game, and whoever loses has to do a punishment everyone agrees on, like annoying a teacher, wearing a maid outfit to school, buying a parenting book at the grocery store-"
"Oh! So it's a game with a reason to win!" Ibuki exclaimed. "That seems fun!"
"So all we need is a game to play, right?" Pekoyama pulled on the strap of her sword case.
Ibuki's eyes lit up and she jumped to her feet. "Ibuki knows the perfect game!" She ran out of the room, and after a few seconds of crashing noises she came back in holding something and threw it in the middle of the circle. "Ta da! I found it in the closet of doom a few days ago!"
Koizumi leaned forward to read the title on the pack. "Uno?"
"Uh-huh! It seems pretty fun! You pass cards around and find the Uno card!"
I looked at her. "That's, uh, not how you play.."
"Here," Koizumi snatched the pack of cards and opened the top. "I've played before."
"Hold on." Chiaki held out her hand into a stop motion. "We still need to choose the punishment."
Ibuki smiled and laughed. "Oh, Ibuki has the best punishment..."
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"Come on, Hajime, you can do it!" Chiaki sat next to me, trying to cheer me on. I stared at my cards. Ever since we started, I've been gathering cards, with no hope I'll ever get rid of them. So far, Chiaki, Pekoyama, Ibuki, and Koizumi have all gotten rid of all their cards, in that order. All that's keeping me from joining them is Tsumiki, Saionji, and a handful of cards.
"Hey Hinata, it's your turn." Hearing Koizumi's voice pulled me out of my concentration. I choose one of my cards and placed it on the pile. Maybe if I can lay down enough skips, I can-
"There!" A soft voice made me snap my head up. Tsumiki had a small smile, and no cards in her hands.
"Yay!" Ibuki threw her arms around Tsumiki. "Mikan won! She won't need to do the punishment!" She squished her face into Tsumiki's side, making Tsumiki giggle.
"Come on, Hajime, it's the final stretch!" Chiaki continued to say words of encouragement. It was probably a lost cause, though, since it looked like Saionji was running out of cards. Then again, she had a lot of cards too, so maybe...
We continued on, me carefully placing cards, Saionji sweating and concentrating hard, both of us silent.
"Come on Hiyoko..." Koizumi whispered, looking as concentrated as Saionji. The short girl picked up another card from the drawpile with a shaking hand and threw it on the stack.
"Uno!" She held a single card in her hand, smiling. Crap, if I don't put down the right card it could be all over for me... I stared at my last cards in my hands.
"There's only a one in four chance the card you lay down will work with her's, even less with the amount of other cards you could put down." Chiaki's right, the chances are pretty low.. I searched my cards. I used all my special cards earlier in the game, so all I had left were regulars. I choose a red six and gritted my teeth. Maybe, if I'm lucky...
Saionji just smiled bigger and laid down her last card: a wild card.
"Haha! Big bro Hinata lost!" She threw her hands in the air, laughing.
I groaned and laid back, covering my face in defeat. "No..."
"Yup! Hajime lost! He has to do the super duper terrible punishment!" Ibuki pumped the air with her fist.
"Ugh..." I curled into a ball on the floor. I'm dead...
Chiaki patted my head, probably out of sympathy. "You tried."
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"Hajime!" Ibuki pounded on the bathroom door.
"There's no way I'm wearing this! It can't be the only thing you have!" The outfit Ibuki had given me was a pair of extremely torn up jeans, with slashes down the front and back of them, and a frayed t shirt with a band I've never heard of before.
"That's Ibuki's second greatest outfit! If Hajime doesn't like it he won't like anything else!"
I sighed, looked at my myself in the mirror one last time, and opened the door. Thankfully, only Ibuki was there, the others must have stayed back in the other room.
Ibuki's eyes lit up. "What's Hajime talking about! That looks great!"
I pulled on the shirt. "I look like a scene kid."
"Ibuki would hope so, Ibuki wore it during her scene days!" That made sense...
"Do you have anything else? As much as I love this," I gestured to the clothes, "I don't think it's really my style."
"Everyone will vote on it then!" Ibuki ran to the doorway, "Hajime wants to show you all something!"
"Ibuki, no I don't!" I was too late to stop her, though, because the shout had been heard.
Tsumiki ran in first. "W-What is it Ibu..." She stopped in her tracks when she saw me. "H-Huh?"
Saionji pushed the nurse out of the way. "Why the heck are you ye-" She stared at me for a second before bursting into laughter. "Big bro Hinata, you look great! Very flashy!"
"What are you wearing, Hinata?!"
"I think you should keep the scene stuff to Ibuki, Hajime."
I groaned. "Ibuki, do I seriously have to wear this? It's really tight and itchy.."
Ibuki nodded, "Yup! Ibuki thinks Hajime looks great! Although, Ibuki thinks he would look better if he dyed his hair..!" She jumped forward and patted at the hair near the my face, and I swatted her hand away.
"Well, I guess if this is all the punishment is I can endure it." I stretched my arms as far above my head as I could without ripping the fabric.
Ibuki's eyebrows scrunched up. "Huh? Ibuki doesn't understand."
I turned to her. "What?"
"This is just Hajime's outfit he's gonna wear for the punishment! Ibuki doesn't want his normal clothes getting all dirty!"
Pekoyama looked at Ibuki. "Ibuki, what do you mean? I thought we discussed the punishment earlier."
The guitarist averted her eyes, laughing guiltily. "Ahaha, well, you see.. Ibuki thought that punishment wasn't original enough! Jumping into a freezing pool at a sleepover? Ibuki feels like that's been done before!"
"Ibuki," Koizumi put her hands on her hips, "You can't just change the punishment because it's 'not origi-'"
Ibuki jumped, "But Mahiru, Ibuki's thought of a much better punishment! Besides, remember rule number one!"
Koizumi rolled her eyes. I turned to Ibuki, "Wait, so if I'm not getting wet, why did I need to change clothes?"
Ibuki smiled. "Ibuki told you, you might dirty!"
I sighed as Ibuki raised both her hands, "Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into Mahiru's car!" She grabbed me by the wrist and dragged me out of the bedroom before I could question the blindfold part of that statement, and I heard Koizumi follow us.
"Wait, why my car?!"
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"Ibuki, why can't you drive? I don't even know where we're going."
"Mahiru is the only one qualified! Ibuki got her licence taken away after a boat party last year!"
After being thrown in between Saionji and Nanami and -true to Ibuki's word- blindfolded, I couldn't really tell
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