#am i swedish?

[tiikiboo]

#cute #selfie #self #myrtillus #ginger #farmer #wheat #summer #field #crops #sweden #am i swedish? #björn borg #sports club #green #cool #hot #sausage #coockies #webdeveloer #sev #web #web dev #web developer

[jorindasfate]

Studying teaching and reading debates about school praxis makes it so clear how boys are prioritised over girls. Some studies showed how girls perform better than boys in almost every single subject (except P.E) and pointed out that boys usually perform worse in the first year but then catch up. And now they are reforming the entire grading system because of that, so earlier grades will be irrelevant. Never have I ever seen such rapid action to change as when boys fall behind. The entire debate on how to get kids to read more is also catering to the boys. The girls will read anything so pick something the boys want to read! The boys empathize to and relate more to a male protagonist! Girls have had to learn, since early childhood, to empathize with and relate to men because most media is centered around men. Empathizing with different people is a crucial skill to have and if we dont force the boys to learn that too they'll grow up with zero empathy for women. They need to learn. I don't give a shit if they're bored.

#to be clear I am swedish I am not speaking for any other country #feminism #radical feminism

[ultra-art-blog]

☀️🕹️🔥💧🌸🎧

#i was obsessed with Winx as a kid #still am tbh #i’ve been rewatching the first 3 seasons #cuz just like with mlp i’m a seasons 1-3 kinda girl #winx club #stella winx #tecna winx #bloom winx #aisha winx #layla winx #(layla in the swedish dub) #flora winx #musa winx

[copias-juicebox]

the AUDACITY OF TAMBOURINE FLIPFLOP!

#day 1 #the way he is gazing down at her?? and THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN TO CHEW FUCKING GUM WHILE DOING SOO??!! #everything screams DADDY #i am going insane why is he so fine??? #what is he so hot for?? #i love (1) swedish man #he is sooo handsome man please give me a break man #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #papa emeritus #ghesties #ghost sweden #myedit #papa emeritus iv #copia #the band ghost #ghost bc

[enjoythesilentworld]

she says it herself. Kristina can’t be Wille’s mother and “boss”. in that one sad phone call in e3 she’s already saying “if i can’t handle it how are you meant to”. Wille also can’t be crown prince and Simon’s boyfriend. It’s hurting both of them, trying to put these lives together in a way where they don’t fit.

(what’s the point of all the foreshadowing if there’s no revolution? no abdication or general downfall of the monarchy? the broken crown? if it all stays the same and wille takes over wtf was the point?)

#yr3 spoilers #probably #i am personally of the belief that we are about to see #the downfall of the swedish monarchy #these things cannot coexist #young royals

[ifindus]

Cross-country season has started! Fifa!talia is out, FIS!talia is in!

Most of the athletes on the GBR team are Scottish and they all live in Norway most of the year. Norwegians have such a love for them and some of them even speak Norwegian fluently. Two years ago, they lost funding from the UK government and it looked like they would have to quit skiing all-together. Then, rich Norwegians began sponsoring them and now they are training with a private Norwegian team and funded by Norwegians 💖

#hetalia #aph norway #aph scotland #hws norway #hw scotland #scotnor #🥺🥺🥺 I love them so much #FIS!talia #can't wait for the World Championship in Trondheim 2025!!! #I'm going to volunteer for it and am putting “nation host” as my first choice #I am such a fan of cross-country it's my everything #I love sports ok? #but especially cross-country #there's def some AU potential there as well #a swedish athlete got frostbite on his private parts racing in Finland this weekend #just thought you all should know #also I think it's amazing that norwegian people are so passionate about the GBR team #they even had a fund-raiser to raise money for them when they were cut off by their own country #and private Norwegian people just sponsoring them full-time??? What a support!! #They even got a documentary mini-series on NRK

[the-west-meadow]

hi! hope youre doing good! could I request Lukas Matsson x reader fic with the prompt “why are you awake right now”

im in love with your writing!

so thankful for the Lukas love. got carried away again, 18+ only!!

Lukas Matsson x (fem) Reader

prompt: Why are you awake right now? 18+ ONLY

In an unexpected twist, you spent your first night in Stockholm stranded at Lukas Matsson’s estate with the Roys. A torrent of icy rain had made travel to your hotel nearly impossible, so Lukas had diverted you to his house. He called it your welcome party to Sweden. 

At two in the morning, you were still wide awake. You could hear the sound of a TV from behind Roman’s door, Shiv on the phone with Tom, and total silence from Kendall’s room. As his assistant, you were basically always on call. At least for now, you were off the hook and free to roam.

The house was otherwise quiet, with the sound of icy rain pelting the roof. You wandered the dark halls barefoot. Of course the concrete floors were heated. Beyond dark kitchen, the light of a TV flickered from the another room. You peered inside then froze, looking in at Lukas himself, reclining on the sofa in only a white tank top and shorts. You started to turn and creep away, but it was too late.

“Is the TV too loud?”

You stepped into the room hesitantly, self-conscious in just a t-shirt and shorts. 

“No, it’s fine. I just got lost… on the way to the bathroom.”

“There’s one in your room.”

“Right.”

He gave you a curious glance.

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Jet lag. I never sleep anyway.”

Lukas nodded knowingly. 

“I’ve never met anyone I respect who sleeps well.”

He gestured towards the TV.

“Well, I’m watching Swedish dramas if that interests you.”

You padded into the room. There was no where to sit but on the sofa with Lukas. Tucking your legs beneath you, you took a seat at the far end. You blinked at the screen, where two Swedish detectives leaned over a body.

“I don’t speak Swedish,” you said.

“It’s okay. I’ll explain. By the way, have you tried any of our snacks yet?”

He held out a bag of gummies and you took one, examining it.

“What is it?”

“Bilar. It’s supposed to be shaped like a car.”

“It looks like a rabbit.”

"Yeah. Now that you mention it."

“What is that?” you asked, pointing at his soda bottle.

“Julmust. It’s soda we drink at Christmas.”

“It’s April.”

“I guess I don’t do things like normal people.”

“I could have told you that.”

He gave you another curious look, which turned into a grin.

“Sorry,” you said. “Jet lag. My filter is gone.”

“It’s okay. I've never had a filter. It gets me in trouble a lot.”

He gave you another glance.

“So can we agree to pass over all that small talk bullshit?”

“Fine with me. I don’t have the energy for it.”

“You can hit me if I say something shitty.”

“Sounds like you have something in mind.”

He sat up, putting aside the soda and candy. 

“I could have gotten you guys a ride to your hotel. But I wanted you to stay here.”

“And why is that?”

“Because I don’t know when we’ll have a chance like this again.”

His eyes passed over your bare legs. His arm was spread along the back of the sofa, lingering close to your shoulder. You felt the heat flush into your face. You had caught the looks he gave you at various events with the Roys, and yet this was the first time you had found yourself alone with him.

“Why didn’t you come to my room?”

“I wanted you to come to me.”

You stretched out your legs, grazing his lap.

"I've got all this energy I don't know what to do with," you said.

He slid one hand up your calf, creeping along your thigh. His eyes were fixed on you, watching your reaction.

"I think I can help with that," he said.

You took a sharp breath as his hand pivoted to the inside of your thigh. 

“I think the others are still awake,” you whispered. 

“Then you’ll have to be very quiet.”

He gently took hold of your ankle, pulling you towards him. You wrapped your legs around him, feeling him between your thighs, just the thin fabric of your shorts separating your skin from his. 

“Do you think you can be quiet?” he asked, eyeing your lips, your neck. 

“I’m usually not.”

He let out a low breath, brushing your hair out of your face. 

“I wish I could hear that,” he said. 

“What about you?” you asked, grinding into his lap. He tilted his head back, letting out a low moan. 

“Shh,” you said, then leaned over him, taking his head in your hands. As you kissed him, you felt him grind against you from below, growing harder. He grabbed your hair suddenly, pulling your head back.

“Whoever breaks first loses,” he said. You grinned into his lips.

“Deal.”

In one movement, he picked you up and lay you down on the sofa. He pulled off your shorts, tossing them on the ground, and nudged your legs open with his palm. He looked at you with a glimmer in his eye.

“I think I’m going to win,” he said. He stroked you between the legs with one long finger, gazing into your eyes. You threw your head back, biting your lip. 

“See?” he grinned. “You’re already so wet.”

“Fuck you,” you whispered. 

He slid the finger inside as you stifled a moan. Then with a wink he lowered his face between your legs. You felt his tongue hot and wet against you. 

“Oh my god,” you whimpered.

His other hand slid up your leg as his fingers moved slowly, rhythmically, in and out. You clenched your fists in his dirty blonde hair, meeting his blue eyes as he glanced up to see your reaction. All the while, the TV light flickered silently over your two bodies, pressed against each other on the sofa. 

“I’m still going to win,” you gasped. 

He lifted himself up, gazing down at you with his hair wild, breathless. He kicked off his shorts, buried his hand in your hair, and pulsed into you all at once.  

The moan that escaped you was beyond your control. You felt his entire weight on top of you, cradling you in his huge arms, as he teasingly put a hand over your mouth. 

“You lose,” he whispered. 

Not two minutes later, the door to Kendall’s room slid open. He peered out into the hall. Silence. Padding through the house, he made his way through the kitchen until he saw the TV flickering from the other room. 

He peeked inside. There you sat, side-by-side with Lukas, a blanket over your laps. Between you were several bags of snacks. 

“Hey guys,” he said uncertainly.

“What’s up, man?” 

“I thought I heard something.”

Lukas nodded at the TV. “Someone just got murdered. You want some snacks?”

It wasn’t hard to miss the fact that your hair and Lukas’s was a mess, several pillows had fallen to the floor, and your cheeks were flushed. You looked at him guiltily. Kendall caught your eye and gave a slight grin. 

“That’s okay. I’ll leave you guys to it.”

With a little wave, Kendall withdrew from the room, leaving you alone again.

“Poor guy,” Lukas said. “Guess he can’t sleep either.”

Then he tilted your face towards his and kissed you on the lips. His hand slid beneath the blanket.

“Now, where were we?”

#lukas matsson #lukas matsson x reader #lukas matsson/reader #succession #reader insert #a quick respite from emotional kendall roy fics #had to educate myself on swedish snacks #this is literally what he's eating/drinking in episode 2 #i am a nerd

[eff-plays]

So my problem with AA stans claiming to be "dark romance enjoyers" is that it's uuh. Incorrect.

I'm a fantasy romance writer and I have been in the same circles as dark romance enjoyers and writers. Like full on omegaverse non-con type shit. I don't like it myself and think it's wack, but the reasoning of the people who enjoy it is that they have lingering shame around wanting sex, around purity culture, potentially homophobia with men who enjoy omegaverse stuff, so a bigstrong alpha man who forces them to enjoy something they secretly want is a sexual fantasy to them. They can hold onto that "purity" and "innocence" and not have any shame around wanting sex, because technically someone else is forcing it on them. They can explore that safely within fiction, and don't necessarily want that to happen to them IRL, unless it's within kink scenes etc. And yeah I don't get it, but it is something people do and own doing, and I can't stop them so as long as they're doing it over there, it's none of my business.

But AA fans claim to love the "dark romance" of it, but then turn around and say that no!! He's NOT abusive!! He's NOT going to assault or mind-control Tav, it's NOT an unhealthy relationship, they're EQUALS and he ADORES them and won't disrespect them!! Just look at the backlash to the "kneel" kiss, people who got so mad that Tav looks distraught.

But look at what BW said in the infamous Discord screenshot: it's fine to enjoy the fantasy, but it's not healthy in-universe. The game itself says "maybe you enjoy degrading yourself."

But AA stans looked at that and went "UM NO!!! IT IS HEALTHY!! I'M BEING SHAMED!!! >:(" and "OH POOR BABY THINKS HE'S BELOW US AND THAT'S WHY HE THINKS WE'RE DEGRADING OUTSELVES!!"

And that's where my problem stems from.

An actual dark romance enjoyer would be like "ough yes Daddy Astarion brainwash me and make me your brainless little fuckdolll sex slave and make me take your cummies every day." Not "YAAS BABE YOU AND ME ARE EQUALS AND PARTNERS IN CRIME UWU UWU UWU (ignores all the red flags and pretends they don't exist)!!!"

So like. You claim you enjoy dark romance, but you're constantly, desperately trying to erase the actual, in-game, canon darkness of it. Any hint of it you try to excuse away, or blame on the writers, or say is OOC and wrong.

You whine and complain about "fixers" and "moralizers" and "fandom police," but you yourself are policing the very romance you claim to enjoy by sanitizing it and making it into something more palatable instead of accepting how dark it actually is.

I've yet to see any AA stan have a Tav who's like a brainwashed sex slave, or in an abusive relationship with AA. All of them are just girlbosses who are co-rulers, which leads me to believe you don't enjoy "dark romance," but privilege. That's the thing that gets you off, privilege and power, particularly a priveleged and powerful man putting you on a pedestal and giving you whatever you want, taking care of you, letting you get away with bad things because he has the power to make all your issues go away. (Is this why so many AA stans are also Russian ... who said that)

And that's FINE. But just admit that? Admit that Astarion's story isn't what draws you to him, that you just enjoy the idea of a beautiful man who has power sharing it with you, and AA just happens to have those surface-level traits if you don't engage with or misinterpret the source material. Hell, I'm a villainmancer myself, who's writing a villain origin story for shits and giggles where a girl becomes a war criminal with the loving help of her edgelord goblin king.

But y'all don't do that. And that's the problemo, lads. You made up a story in your head that isn't in the game, you idolize that story, and get mad when people go "Wait, that's not in the game???"

#bg3 #astarion #astarion discourse #ANYWAY before anyone claims i'm russophobic i am literally russian so shut the fuck up #(technically i'm more swedish than russian at this point but whatever) #rape mention #anyway dark romance enjoyers aren't my team but i will defend them cuz at least those guys make sense

[lornashores]

guilt – thrown

#thrown #creatormari #userlinn #userangelic #usermaguire #qquicksllver #userjamie #userdanisaur #usersari #usersource #usermusic #dailymusicians #dailyreblogs #blogmusicdaily #thrownedit #bandedit #** #[i am here to share my love for the swedish metal scene]

[more-depresso-less-espresso]

So, I have ADHD. I've been diagnosed by a specialist. I just took my first dose of Ritalin and,,,,

what the fuck???? You guys have had it this easy???? goddamn this is unfair

#everything used to have twenty steps probably written in an archaic form of Swedish and now it's two fking steps and I am so mad rn #actually adhd #adhd #neurodivergent #medication

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

May I request that Jesus Christ (specifically from the 2014 Swedish production of Jesus Christ Superstar) be blended?

Jesus from Jesus Christ Superstar (2014 Swedish Arena Tour) is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#(jesus christ superstar swedish production was not something i even thought i would have to type) #(and yet here i am) #your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #jesus #jesus christ superstar #jesus christ superstar swedish arena tour

[dizzybizz]

since he's becoming playable how about snake man Baizhu for the requests! Maybe with both him and Changsheng wearing flower crowns:3

mr baizhu i am impatiently waiting for you to come home.

have some older ones too bc i love him

#its been over 2 years bbg why are u taking so long #i cant believe they threw him in the second half like that :((((( we just cant win #i need yall to know that i am listening to the work song from cinderella on repeat #but its the swedish version and its destroying my eardrums i think #the audio quality???? 😵😵😵 y is the english ver totally listenableeeee #genshin impact #baizhu #changsheng #qiqi

[commiefaggoth]

#I am sooo normal about this musical I promise #jcs #jesus christ superstar #ESPECIALLY THE 2014 SWEDISH ARENA TOUR AGH #Mats speaks ! #Theatre !

[leonisandmurex]

Past, present and future Swedish with British monarchs

King Gustaf vi Adolf with Queen Elizabeth ii, King Carl xvi Gustaf with King Charles iii, Crown Princess Victoria with Prince William

#I love how smiley everyone is in these #Queen Elizabeth ii #King Gustaf vi Adolf #King Carl xvi Gustaf #King Charles iii #my edit #Crown Princess Victoria #Prince William #Prince of Wales #BRF #British royal family #Swedish Royal Family #Scandinavian royals #Royal family #British royals #maybe I could do a series w this (BRF & other fams)....hahaha who am I kidding 🤡 #.....I can't commit like that

[talking-tarantula]

Your favorite tarantula is back! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺

So I was in Sweden for two and a half month and it was great! Unfortunately I couldn't access my mobile data (we didn't have wifi) for some reason and whatever I tried to make ot work didn't change anything!

When I went into Tumblr though when I did have wifi (at someone else's place) I couldn't access my old account ( @shame-of-chimical ) anymore so I had to set up a new one.

But I'm happy to be back and I missed you guys (I really missed spending time with Irene, sitting on Jim's nice and warm hand and Sherlock's awesome deductions and scientific explanation about things, but also I missed talking to Harry and the banter between John and Sherlock for example!)

But on that note, hello to @twireneadler, @criminalisticonsultant, @consult-sherlockholmes, @consultjohnwatson , @mrs-hudsons-blog, @mrs-turners-blog, @atamh, @antheaisntmyname, @therealharrywatson, @a-victorian-girl, and @everyone else that I might not have mentioned in my post! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺😭☺️😌😋😁😉😇🥳

#the tarantula is back #hope you guys still know who I am #time to give swedish flies to everyone #@swedish sweets are not my case #I've missed all of you #hello again #missed me? #I wanna be head again 🥺 #luv

[jellybeanium124]

@SWEDEN DO YOU HAVE BIRTHDAY CAKE??? DO YOU SHARE BIRTHDAY CAKE AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES OR DOES EACH KID HAVE TO BRING THEIR OWN SLICE OR SUFFER?? I need to know the extent of this absolute insanity over never sharing food!!

#what about weddings??? #what about office parties?? #what about graduation and retirement parties?? #I am legit dying of curiosity this is so antithetical to my worldview #sweden #sweden food #reddit #wtf do I tag this I want people to see it #swedish #swedish food #swedish culture