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spider-lily929 · 19 days
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*quiet singing can be heard in the kitchen
Makin a smore-wich~
Gonna eat the whole thing~
Gonna be delicious~!
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walking-circles · 6 months
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Trick or treat!
TREAT! you can only take two though…theres only so much to go around ^_^
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fagbyatt · 2 years
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ill still eat like. candy bars w stuff in them sometimes but i think that hersheys chocolate is like a unique kind of terrible
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i fucking.hate july. Why am i listening to vintage autumn music its not even fucking augusy.
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ftmbruce · 2 years
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i feel so horrible my teenage brother scared some poor kid so bad they threw his candy at him and i was like yelling at him about how uncool that was but that kid had a HAUL and now im eating snickers
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thebreakfastgenie · 1 month
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What is your s'mores theory?
It's not a theory about s'mores so much as a theory of s'more-making.
Graham crackers. Nabisco from the red box are ideal. If you can't get those, the Honey Maid ones are acceptable, but inferior.
You need mid-tier chocolate. Hersheys is perfect. Lowest-tier store brand chocolate is no good, but chocolate that's too fancy doesn't work either. The one area where I'm willing to diverge from 100% classic s'more is that in my opinion dark chocolate pairs better with marshmallow than milk chocolate does. However, milk chocolate has a lower melting point so it melts a little better. It's personal preference. Also you really want to pay attention to the shape of the chocolate, because it has to fit on the graham cracker and it has to be the right thickness for melting. The classic full-size bars are the best (half a bar per s'more), two minis will work in a pinch. Don't fuck around with fancy shit like Reeses cups. That's not what we're here for.
Classic marshmallows only. This is so important. They NEED to be ROUND so you can rotate them and make them roast evenly. Those square ones are an abomination unto the lord. The ones coated in coconut just don't roast as well (they are delicious though). You MUST roast the marshmallow on a WOODEN stick. Metal heats up too fast and the inside melts before it's done cooking and it falls off the stick. Sad! Also I'm sorry but the people who say they like to set their marshmallows on fire are just too impatient to cook them properly. It's pure cope. You have to cook them slow to make them puff up!!! If they're not puffing up they're not cooked right!! They should be gooey and melty on the inside and toasty and crunchy on the outside. I like a dark brown exterior it must be said but you will get that by roasting. It works best to roast over coals, not a big open flame, which does kill the bonfire aesthetic a little but oh well. Have two fires or build the fire back up after you make your s'more idk.
S'mores CANNOT be recreated indoors. They never taste right. It's not just about the chocolate+marshmallow+graham cracker combination. For one thing roasted marshmallow is a completely different flavor and it can only be achieved over an open flame. Melting a marshmallow in the microwave will never give you that. Secondly it is also about the TEXTURE and the TEMPERATURE. It's a whole experience. It should also be dark! You should be outside!
S'mores WILL be messy. As god intended. That thing WILL ooze when you bite into it. You WILL have marshmallow all over your hands, face, in your hair. If you're not prepared for that you're not ready for S'mores.
Seriously don't try to make them gourmet! I've tried it! It's never as good! You cannot beat the classics!
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galexystern · 3 months
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wait for me
pairing; dad!steve harrington/reader
rating; T
warnings; ANGST, fluff, happy ending, pining, getting together, steve has a daughter, reader's nickname is Poppy
word count; 4.2k
desc; an examination of your and steve's friendship leads to something on a random halloween night.
a/n; this was based off a dream i had that contained the titular phrase as written in the fic
read on ao3 / masterlist
The metal chain squeaks as you gently rock the front porch swing back and forth. You watch neighborhood kids run down the blocked-off street, parents trailing behind and holding their coats, unable to coax the children into wearing them and covering up their costumes. It’s a chilly Halloween night, and when the various witches, ghosts, and angels come visit you for candy they have red cheeks, sniffing snot back into their noses. But they’ll be fine. Kids are resilient. 
You wave to a couple you vaguely recognize, as their daughter, dressed in a very elaborate princess costume, races back to them to show off her treasure. Steve’s house is known for handing out full-size candy bars, so the kids are eager to come here. Melissa used to complain about buying such expensive stuff just to hand it out to ungrateful kids, but you’ve always liked it. The kids of Hawkins deserve it after everything this town has gone through.
The front door opens next to you, and you glance over to spot the host himself, flushed and tipsy on wine. He spots you, grins widely, and walks over to sit on the swing with you, making it sway with his added weight.
“What’re you doing out here?” He asks, pushing hair out of his face.
“Just needed some air,” you reply, trying to project that everything is okay, that you’re okay.
Steve hums like he doesn’t quite believe you, but doesn’t push it further. You both watch as a pair of siblings come up the drive, adorably dressed as Batman and Robin. They stop a foot away from the swing.
“Trick or treat,” Batman, clearly the elder brother, says. Robin doesn’t join him, and Batman elbows him gently. “Go ahead.”
“Trick or treat,” Robin adds, very quietly, and you smile.
“You two look great,” you reply, and hold out the bowl for the boys to choose. Their eyes grow wide at the selection–they must be newcomers. “One for each of you, go on.”
Batman picks out a full-size Hershey’s bar while Robin goes for a Kit-Kat. “Thank you!” They chorus before leaping off the porch and running away. You and Steve both laugh. When it dies down, you let the silence linger, still half-inside your own head.
“Hey,” Steve says softly, and you look at him. You’re caught by his eyes, as usual, somehow always shining no matter the amount of light. You think they’d glow even in the pitch-black dark, and you’d get lost in them then too. You blink to keep from drowning and pay attention to the rest of his face. His expression is one of concern and worry, and your heart clenches. He continues, “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing,” you insist.
“Bullshit,” he shoots back, immediately looking around to make sure he hasn’t taught any kids a new curse word, and you huff a giggle. But it fades when he turns to you again. “I know you better than anyone else. I can tell when something’s up.”
“You do, don’t you?” You murmur. Steve Harrington still knows you best, maybe even better than you know yourself, even after everything. It’s kind of astounding. It was true when you were in school together, best friends from 7th grade on, ever since you shared Mr. Duncan’s science class and found company in misery. It was true when King Steve ruled the school, only talking under the cover of night when no one could see him interacting with you–which you gave him plenty of shit for when he was dethroned. It was true even when you left Hawkins and went off to college, Steve unable to follow, since you two had talked on the phone nearly every day, all four years minus the semester you studied abroad in Prague (you sent letters to each other instead). And it’s still true now.
There’s always been something between you, a tension, an electric current that you feel even now. You’d both danced around it, never quite acknowledging it, never doing anything about it. Sure, there was flirty banter, that’s always been around, but nothing physical. No kissing, no hand-holding, no cuddling–no matter how much you wanted to, or how many times the opportunity arose, or how many people asked when you two would get over yourselves and just get together already.
Being away from Hawkins and him was the cincher for you. You loved Steve as a friend, but resisted letting it blossom into romance. You knew you were leaving for a while and didn’t want the two of you to hold each other back, because maybe you’d find something better. You should’ve known–there’s nothing better than Steve. You realized your first year away. You thought about confessing your feelings, but never actually did, reassuring yourself that he would be here when you returned and if it was meant to be it will. 
But when you came home, ready to pick up where you’d left off, hoping to be something more, you’d found Steve seriously dating a pretty girl with a baby on the way. It’d thrown you for a loop. You two were meant to be. Why weren’t you?
He hadn’t mentioned Melissa or the pregnancy to you at all. You’d wanted to ask why, felt desperate with it, but he was panicking about becoming a father and needed his best friend more than a confrontation. Besides, clearly the ship had sailed. What did it matter if he hadn’t told you about her? He wasn’t yours anymore. You stayed by his side during the pregnancy, but after the birth he’d drifted, caught up in the joys of new parenthood with Melissa. You two had spoken here and there, phone calls that lasted a few hours every couple of months, but you didn’t really see him anymore.
You’d felt lost then, unmoored without the constant presence of your longtime best friend. Your “almost mine.” Your “it should’ve been you.”
Now, you look over your shoulder, into the living room through the window. Robin and her girlfriend Abby are on the couch, snuggling and talking to Nancy and Jonathan. Their kids are on the floor, sorting through their candy and trading away the ones they don’t like, Steve’s own Penny partaking. You watch as she trades a Snickers for an Almond Joy with Brian, Eddie’s son with his fiancée Natalie. Eddie’s absent from the room, but you know he’s in the basement with Dustin and all of them, playing D&D.
Melissa isn’t here. She and Steve broke up a year ago, too different to make it work. She didn’t like Steve’s chosen family and he didn’t like her real one; she thought he was a pushover and he thought she was a bitch. It wasn’t because of you. You have to keep reminding yourself that you didn’t break them up–a relief and a heartache. Relief because you weren’t the cause. Heartache because you weren’t the reason.
Steve had resurfaced after the breakup, and you’d guess Melissa hadn’t wanted you around, for reasons that are not entirely unfounded. She had you wrong though–you loved Steve but you weren’t going to do anything about it.
You’d liked her well enough. She was nice and a good mom to Penny and got along with everyone, but you weren’t surprised when the relationship ended. After all, you know Steve better than anyone else. You could tell it wasn’t working, but they made a valiant try, for Penny’s sake, who had taken their breakup much better than expected. (You suspect she’s just really excited for two of every holiday.) She’s one spoiled little girl, mostly because you like to spoil her. You love her to death–how could you not, she’s the spitting image and personality of Steve–and you’re thankful she loves you back. You once worried it was just because of all the presents you got her, but Steve reassured you that she loves hanging out with you and always asks when you’re coming over so you two can play. It still warms your heart every time she races for a hug whenever you arrive.
“Of course I do.” Steve snaps you back to the present, and you downplay your flinch. “Now tell me.”
You look at him. He’s quite serious.
“Why didn’t you tell me about Melissa while I was at school?” You ask.
Steve blinks at the unexpected question. It is out of the blue, but also a conversation long overdue. “I don’t know,” he replies, running a hand through his hair. “It just never seemed right.”
“You could’ve told me at any time. It didn’t need an introduction.”
“I know. I just…” He sighs. Looks out towards the street. You keep your eyes on him. “Whenever we talked, I kinda forgot about it.”
“Forgot about your girlfriend? Who was pregnant?”
“Come on, you know she was only a couple weeks along when you got back. Don’t act like she was about to pop.”
“It was a serious life event, Steve.” He doesn’t reply. “Okay, then just Melissa. How’d you forget her?”
“Just…whenever we talk, it feels like the outside world sort of melts away, you know? It’s you and me, in our own little universe. It’s hard to remember things outside of it.”
You nod. You know the feeling.
“And I think I always knew Melissa wasn’t right for me. But we were together and then she was pregnant and I couldn’t just leave her, I wouldn’t do that. You know I wouldn’t.” You grab his hand and squeeze, reassuring him that you do. “It felt wrong to tell you about it. You’d see right through it. I didn’t want you to.”
“Why not?”
Steve suddenly turns to face you, frustrated. “Why are you asking about this?” He huffs out. You tilt your head and admire his features in the soft light coming from the house.
“You were supposed to wait for me,” you eventually answer softly.
His face curls inward with anguish. “We never–that’s–that’s not fair.”
“I know.”
“You never said anything.”
“I know.”
“I didn’t know.”
“I know.”
“Why didn’t you say something?”
You shrug. “Why didn’t you?”
“‘Cause I woulda just held you back.” He says it so quickly, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world, like he’s thought about it a lot.
“No, you wouldn’t,” you reply instantly. You want to ask why he would think such a thing, but didn’t you think the same of yourself?
“I would have,” he insists. You open your mouth to retort, but he doesn’t let you. “Look, you were going places, you did go places. I wasn’t going anywhere, besides the mall for my dead-end job that only lasted like two months. I didn’t wanna be some kinda weight dragging you down.”
“You could’ve come with me.”
“You know I couldn’t’ve left with everything happening. With the Upside Down.” He sighs. “And you never asked.”
You nod sadly. “I didn’t. But I wish you’d been there.”
His eyes close, looking like he’s in an immense amount of pain. “Me too,” he whispers, voice breaking a little, making your heart break too. Then he clears his throat and blanks his expression. “Stop. I don’t wanna go down this road, of what could’ve been. It’s too painful.”
You brush away a falling tear with your thumb, trying to be subtle, but you know Steve catches it. He catches everything. “I understand,” you say quickly, to end the conversation. “I’m sorry I brought it up.” You can feel more tears coming, so you stand abruptly and take a few steps towards the stairs. “I’m just gonna go.” Steve says your name but you’re already turning away. “Tell Penny I’m sorry I didn’t say goodbye, that I got sick or something. Tell her I love her.” He says your name again, more desperately, but you can’t stay here. You don’t look back, crying silently now, and just keep walking.
;
Steve watches you disappear from view and sighs, then goes back inside.
“Daddy!” Penny yells when she sees him, running over. He catches her in a leap. “Hi, baby.”
He tickles her side just to hear her laugh, and it raises his spirits a little. “Come look at all my candy!” She says excitedly, squirming to be set down.
Steve acquiesces and she darts into the living room, pulling him along. He squats next to her, admiring her haul. “You really got a lot, huh?”
She nods happily, then peers behind him. “Daddy, where’s Poppy?” That’s her nickname for you–you get a poppyseed stuck in your teeth one time—and Steve feels his heart squeeze in his chest, both at her question and the conversation he’d just had with you.
“She had to go, sweetheart, she wasn’t feeling well.” Penny pouts. “She told me to tell you sorry, and that she loves you.” That makes her smile, which causes Steve to as well. “C’mere, tell me all about your trick or treating.”
He sits in an armchair and plops Penny on his lap, who is already regaling him with a story involving the house that gave out floss instead of candy. He chuckles–must be the dentist. She keeps going–she’s a talker, a blessing and a curse–until she runs out of stories, their guests interrupting here and there to say goodbye and head out. When she’s finally silent, it’s just them in the house, and they’re watching It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
He can’t pay attention to it. He’s playing his conversation with you on a loop in his head. To be honest, it’d been a long time coming, and yet he’d still been caught off-guard. It was a topic he hadn’t allowed himself to think about all his life: what you and him really were.
It was innocent once upon a time. You two were just friends, bonding over your hatred of theorems and weekly Friday quizzes. He’d sit with you at lunch and make fun of the jocks and cheerleaders and their snotty attitudes. And then he became one of those jocks and he distanced himself from you to look cool. It worked, but he couldn’t let go of you completely–he made sure to see you at night, tucked away in the safety of your bedroom, or talk to you on the phone, always by himself. It was kinda miserable during the day, and sometimes he’d spot you in the hallway or across the cafeteria and remember how much fun you used to have together, how he wouldn’t have to pretend to be someone he wasn’t, and he’d miss you so much his chest hurt.
Then came Nancy Wheeler. She was partly something he wanted, someone he liked, and partly a distraction from the absence of you. She was pretty and nice and he’d found himself falling rather hard without trying, but she wasn’t you. After they slept together for the first time, all he could think about was how it should’ve been you, with him in that bed, and whether you’d lost your virginity already and to whom. He reminded himself he didn’t have the right to be upset about that, or even think about it at all, but it was true all the same. But when the Upside Down made its appearance, he was beyond thankful that you weren’t involved or anywhere near it, despite how much he missed you.
Once he was deposed as king and his relationship with Nancy went up in flames, he went running back to you. You welcomed him with open arms–along with some well-deserved anger regarding his behavior that he apologized endlessly for–and it was like nothing had changed. You two were back to how it was before, attached at the hip. Though this time, there was something else there—or maybe it’d been there the whole time, and now he knew what it was—a crackle that sparked whenever you stood too close or laid in bed face-to-face. There were a million times he’d wanted to lean forward and kiss you, but he never did. He never made a move because he knew you were leaving.
And you did, off to a fancy college where you excelled, as he knew you would. He was surprised when the friendship stayed strong, long phone calls that lasted into the night and pen pal letters while you were abroad. But four years is a long time, and he was plagued by the idea of you finding someone else. So he did it first.
It wasn’t his brightest idea, but when he’d met Melissa, he couldn’t help but try. She was sweet and funny and they could seemingly talk about anything together. It was a whirlwind romance and it felt so good to have someone again, someone he could kiss and cuddle and love, who loved him back in the same way. But when the honeymoon phase ended, he could tell they weren’t made to last–she never wanted to hang out with his friends and complained that he was “too nice” to them, for doing things they’d ask. But why would he say no to the people closest to him, his chosen family? Cracks were forming.
That’s when Melissa found out she was pregnant. It was a wake-up call for both of them, but also an opportunity to fix things. He always wanted to be a father. She wanted to keep it. They thought they should try. Which they did, for a while. He was lucky you came back when you did, near the beginning of the pregnancy, and stood by him once again. You were crucial to his confidence in parenthood and he couldn’t have done any of it without your unyielding support. And he fell in love with Penny as soon as he saw her, felt like he was floating on air whenever he held her.
When the parenting got tough, so did Melissa, and she demanded that he distance himself from you. It was just as heart wrenching as it was in high school, but he did it, because Melissa was his girlfriend and the mother of his daughter and you were…you. An enigma he’d never taken the time to figure out. And it was just as hard as in high school, but the infrequent long phone calls he had with you sustained him through the next couple of years. Years full of bickering and colic and arguing and ear infections and fighting and silence and loneliness.
He and Melissa called it quits last year, unable to even be in the same room without being annoyed with each other, and now she lives a few towns over. She’d graciously given him full custody, knowing how much fatherhood and Penny meant to him, and saw her daughter for a weekend every month and every holiday. Penny was sad, as expected, but she also bounced back faster than anticipated. Steve considers that it makes sense because Melissa was never the most present or caring mother, and because you were there.
Penny loved you more than you knew. She adored whenever you came over and cried when you left. She’d look at everything and wonder what you’d think about it, asking Steve if he knew. Thankfully, he could always answer easily, because the first thing he did after breaking up with Melissa was rekindle your friendship. You were with him once again, and he wasn’t going to let you go again. But he really wanted something more.
In the present, Steve watches as Linus sits in the pumpkin field and finally admits to himself that he’d never told you about Melissa because it wasn’t how it was supposed to go. He was supposed to have been with you. He was supposed to wait for you. Dammit, he should’ve kissed you on your bed all those years ago. Steve would never give up Penny for anything, and he’s more than grateful that she’s here and she’s his, but you should be too. You should’ve been a long time ago.
Penny looks up at him from her spot on his chest. “Daddy?” He hums. “Are you okay?”
Damn, he thought he’d been hiding it well. But his daughter is one perceptive little girl, and she knows her father’s moods. “Just a little sad, honey,” he explains. He’s always as honest as possible with her.
“Why are you sad?”
“It’s complicated, baby.”
Her eyebrows furrow cutely. “No, it’s not. If something makes you sad, you fix it. Then you’re happy again.”
“Not everything works that way,” Steve replies gently. He doesn’t go any further, leaving the heavy topics of good and evil for another day, way in the future. “You can’t fix some things.”
She looks skeptical. “Well, can you fix this thing that’s making you sad?”
He’s about to say no when his brain stops him with an idea. “Maybe,” he muses. He looks at Penny intently. “Baby, do you wanna go see Poppy?”
“Right now?” She gasps.
“Right this very instant.”
“Yes!” She shouts, and then she’s off his lap, running for the foyer. He can hear her jumping to get her coat off the hook. “Come on, Daddy!” He laughs and follows her. Once they’re both ready to go, Steve’s about to open the door when she says, “Wait!” She runs into the living and then comes back out holding a lollipop. He raises his eyebrows. “You said they’re sick. They give out suckers at the doctor’s office.” Like it’s obvious.
His entire body warms with love for his beautiful daughter, and he kisses the top of her head before opening the door. They both race to the car, he makes sure she’s strapped in, and then he gets in himself. He tries not to drive like a maniac to your house, for Penny’s sake, and he succeeds but it’s a hard-fought battle. Penny’s out of the car before he is, and she’s knocking on your door loudly by the time he joins her on the porch.
You open the door with red eyes and a surprised expression. Before you can say anything, Penny is yelling, “Poppy!” and barrelling towards you. You catch and hug her, and then Penny’s leaning back and gifting you a lollipop. “So you can get better,” she explains, and your heart overflows with love for her.
“Baby,” Steve interrupts, “can you go inside for a minute? Daddy needs to talk to Poppy.”
Penny nods and you set her down. She scampers into the house, going straight for the toys she keeps here, and you look back at him. “What are you guys doing here?”
“Because we’re being stupid, you and I.” You go to protest but Steve continues. “We shouldn’t be worrying about how different everything could’ve been. We can’t change it. And I know neither of us would give up Penny for the world.” You nod in agreement. “So all we have is the present. And I don’t wanna spend another moment in it without doing this.”
Steve leans forward and kisses you. It’s soft lips and hands on hips and noses grazing gently. It’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of. It’s nothing you’ve ever felt before. It’s long overdue. It’s the perfect time. It’s what should’ve been. It’s what is.
You’re both breathless when he pulls away. “Let’s let go of the past. Let’s skip the guilt and regret and sadness. I don’t want anything to stop us anymore, because it’s always been you. It’ll always be you.”
You’re nodding before he finishes, and you’re kissing him as soon as he is. You both melt into it, grabbing at each other desperately, making up for lost time. Then there’s a loud, little-girl gasp, and you wrench away from each other; Penny is in the foyer behind you, staring with wide eyes. “Does this mean you two are together?” She demands.
You look at her with shyness, of all things. “Is that okay?”
A huge smile spreads across her face. “Yes!” She screams excitedly, and races for you. You’re laughing as you haul her up into your arms. She pulls away to look at Steve. “This is the best idea ever!”
Now he’s laughing as well. “I agree.” He gives you a sweet kiss.
“I need kisses too!” Penny admonishes, and the two of you kiss her cheeks at the same time. She erupts into giggles, and you and Steve beam at her.
“Do you wanna have a sleepover tonight?” You ask. 
“Uh, yeah!” She answers, like it’s a dumb question.
You look at Steve. “What she said,” he smirks.
You huff and gently kick his foot with yours. “Come on then.” You turn and go inside, already talking with Penny about who knows what. Steve follows with a huge smile, closing the door behind him.
He later finds himself sitting on the couch, you and Penny on either side, cuddling into him. Penny yawns and blinks up at him. “Did you fix what was making you sad, Daddy?”
He looks at you, dozing on his chest, before looking at Penny, just as angelic. “I think so,” he murmurs, smiling. He doesn’t think he’s stopped since he kissed you.
Penny smiles back sleepily. “Good.” Then she’s out too, head tucked into his shoulder.
“Goodnight, my loves,” he whispers, and kisses both of your heads.
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mister-eames · 4 months
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15. Whatever You Like by larnbean | Arthur x Eames | 2k
“How much rum did you put in this?”
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Trick or treat!
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you get a full size Hershey bar!
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pastel-pillows · 7 months
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A treat in the living room with a vampire and s’mores if you want. Love you bb.
Thank you for coming to my haunted house! I hope you enjoy your treat.
No warnings, just Eddie and Reader. I don’t believe I used any descriptors so it can be read as female/male/gender neutral!
Happy Halloween everyone. 🎃
You gave the marshmallow a test squeeze and were delighted when the outside crunched the slightest bit before your fingers sank into the gooey and melty center. To the side Eddie had prepared a graham cracker with a chunk of Hershey’s, already soft from being so close to the fireplace, and squished the marshmallow between the crackers as you pulled the skewer away. “Perfect.”
The treat oozed out of the sides when you bit into it, chocolate overwhelming your taste buds before the rush of vanilla from the marshmallow and crunch of the cracker registered. Eddie hugged you tighter against him, his smile growing at your contented hum, this was always his favorite part of the night, being surrounded by the people he loved while curled up next to you.
Times had changed and the kids had aged but traditions remained the same, the group had crowded into the living room of Steve’s home to watch whatever horror movie everyone had agreed to (with heavy coercion from Dustin on why his pick was best). Blankets, pillows and air mattresses covered whatever parts of the floor that weren’t occupied by popcorn bowls, candy wrappers and soda cans.
The movie playing on the screen, Friday the thirteenth, had been Max’s pick but only a handful of them had made it past the first fifteen minutes before falling asleep after a long night of trick or treating and trading candy, now at the halfway point it acted as a white noise while you rested against your boyfriend and snacked on whatever candy hadn't been claimed.
“I’m surprised Dustin and Robin left any chocolate for us.” Sliding another marshmallow onto the prongs the metal skewer glinted as you hovered it over the fire, turning it after awhile so the perfectly golden brown side was away from the flame to roast evenly, the sticky sweet scent of sugar covering the smoke of the fire as it bubbled and softened.
“They didn’t, I nabbed these bad boys from Harrington’s kitchen.” Eddie waved a few full sized Reese’s and Hershey's bars. “He calls it his babysitter tax.”
“He’s gonna know it was you.” This time he chooses a Reese’s, part of the chocolate sticking to the wax liner and his fingers when he’s placing it on the graham cracker and the gooey mess slides partially off the base when he squishes your perfectly cooked marshmallow into a little sandwich.
Eddie shrugs. “Drivers fee.” Steve wasn’t the only one carting them around tonight.
Your first bite is almost sinfully decadent, a rush of sugar that overwhelms your senses with cocoa and peanut butter, the contrast of the cracker lost to the molten mess of marshmallow and candy that makes your jaw ache from the intensity of it.
It’s easily the best thing you’ve eaten all night and your face must show it because the moment you go in for your second and final bite Eddie leans in and snaps it up, your protests falling on deaf ears as he leans away to chew on your cavity causing concoction.
“I thought you didn't need food anymore.” There’s a smudge of chocolate on the corner of his mouth and part of his cheek from when he turned his head to flee your chasing hand. “Eddie, that was the last marshmallow. What creature of the night steals s’mores?” His name was a long drawn out, but light and not at all serious, whine.
Through a mouth full of food Eddie responds with a sheepish “Who doesn’t like peanut butter.”
@superblysubpar
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blurryvxntage · 2 years
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Family Of Panda Bears
(Dad!Sapnap x Mom!Reader, Halloween)
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It was your daughters first halloween. Sapnap insisted on having the whole family dress in panda onesies to commemorate the milestone.
“Are you ready to go trick-or-treating sweet girl?” You picked her up off the bed, finally fixing her onesie onto her. She looked up at you with a gummy smile, reaching for the ears on your hood.
Your small family walked down the sidewalk, Sapnap holding your daughter in a way he could point out the cool costumes he saw. At the driveway of the first house, he set your daughter down and held her up so she could wobble her way to the door. You knocked on the door so Sapnap could hold her up.
The door opened to an older lady holding a bowl full of candy. “Oh my goodness, well hello panda bears!”
“Say trick-or-treat!” Sapnap looked at his daughter, beaming with joy. Your daughter clapped her hands together and smiled up at the neighbor. The lady handed you the candy and you thanked her.
Walking back down the sidewalk you picked the candy out of her bucket you were holding. “Look sweetie, you got a full sized hershey bar!” She smiled, reaching for the candy even though she was blissfully unaware to what it was.
Sapnap bounced your daughter in his arms, “Woahhh.. Dada might have to make you share!”
Your little family went down the rest of the street. Your sweet girl started getting tired and Sapnap ended up carrying her up to every door. Near the end she fell asleep on her dads shoulder, but you kept going on for a few houses so you could savor the night.
Sapnap looked down to see your daughter deep in her dreams. “Let’s head home, pretty girls.” He whispered, more directed towards you, and grabbed your hand.
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corrodedcoffinkid · 2 years
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Could you make a drabble of transmasc!eddie getting his period and having a meltdown and someone(idc who but preferably steve, dustin, or wayne) comforting him & taking care of him(bringing him pads/tampons, painkillers, chocolate. Watching movies & cuddling with him, etc)
uhh tw dysphoria, period
Eddie’s pretty sure hell is similar to his menstrual cycle. He groans, hands on his belly, and shifts around uncomfortably on the couch.
He’s alone, and it sucks. Wayne and Steve are at work. Eddie hadn’t mentioned that he’d started his period- it always makes him feel… lesser? Yes, it makes him feel lesser when he mentions it to cis men- even if those men love him very, very much.
A jolt of pain comes from his stomach, causing him to whine and twist in pain. “Shit,” he whimpers. All he wants is for the bleeding and the emotions and the pain to stop. Tears streaming down his cheeks, Eddie picks up the phone. He presses 2 on speed dial.
“Stevie?”
Steve’s heart drops when he hears Eddie on the other line. It’s not busy- Robin’s got this.
Wait, Robin. Robin can help.
Steve hangs up the phone before running back over to his friend. “Robin,” he says, “I need help.”
“I’m not scratching your back again,” Robin retorts, “Find a nice tree or a fencepost.”
“No, it’s about Eddie.”
“What’d he get himself into this time?”
Steve sighs, “It’s about his period… I don’t know what to get him.”
“Does he use tampons or pads?”
“What’s the difference?”
Robin blinks in confusion. “Oh my- Jesus Christ, Harrington. Get him a box of tampons, a box of pads, Midol, a heating pad, and… does he like chocolate?”
“Loves it.”
“Okay, get him two Hershey’s bars- king size, if you love him.”
By the time Steve is back at the trailer, he’s carrying four plastic bags full of various products. He lets himself in with the spare key. Sure enough, Eddie is curled up in a ball on the couch, crying softly to himself.
“Eddie…” Steve sighs. Eddie looks over at him weakly before staring at the multiple bags in confusion. “Okay, well, I got you five different brands of pads, three types of tampons- did you know they have super tampons? I got you a heating pad for your stomach. Also, I bought something called Midol. Oh! Chocolate! I got lots of chocolate.”
Eddie just stares at him and smiles. “Is that half of Rite Aid’s hygiene isle?”
“I wanted you to have options.”
“For the next three months?”
Steve rolls his eyes before plugging in the heating pad, uncurling Eddie, and placing it on his tummy. Eddie sighs in relief, “Thank you- for all of this.”
“I know you hate pills, but you need to take this,” Steve hands him two Midol and a glass of water. To his surprise, Eddie downs the pills and water immediately. “You must be hurting pretty bad.”
“My stupid uterus has decided to try and end my stupid life because I didn’t give it a stupid baby,” Eddie grumbles, shifting again. Steve grabs two Hershey’s bars- king size- and hands them to his boyfriend before pulling him in close. “Robin says these always help.”
Eddie hums in agreement. “Well, yeah,” he rests his head on Steve’s chest. “But not as much as you do.”
Steve presses a kiss to Eddie’s head, then wraps them both up in a blanket. “Ghostbusters?”
“Shh,” Eddie whispers, “No, no movie. Can we just… stay like this for a while?”
“If that’s what you want, that’s what we’ll do.”
“I love you, Stevie.”
“I love you too.”
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lovely--lover · 1 year
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Hellfire Halloween
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I forgot to post this yesterday oops! Just some headcanons of the different members enjoy!
Eddie 
🔥Writes a one-shot D&D campaign the Friday before Halloween. It’s filled with ghosts, monsters, and maybe even a vampire….and yes costumes are required
🔥Eddie dresses up like Ozzy Osbourne and gets annoyed when no one gets it. “Why are you carrying around a bat?” “Are you seriously asking me that Henderson!? I thought I taught you better!”
🔥Forces Dustin to go trick or treating so he can have some of the candy “Eddie I’m in high school now I-” “Shut up Henderson and just go”
🔥Wayne makes him sit on the porch and pass out candy to the trailer park kids. He secretly loves it and compliments all the costumes. When a young girl dresses as a princess walks up Eddie bows dramatically “For you my lady” dropping a handful of candy into the giggling girls' basket.
🔥When some of the basketball players stop by his doorstep for Halloween drugs Eddie tells them to “Get lost there are kids around” while throwing candy at them.
🔥When the kids start coming by Eddie goes inside and joins Wayne on the couch watching some scary movie on the TV. Eddie holds out the almost empty bowl of candy to Wayne “Nah you're a good boy 🔥you have the rest”
Eddie falls asleep on the couch with a bowl full of candy wrappers and Wayne just laughs draping a spare blanket over him. “Scariest night of the year and you look like a big baby”
Favorite Candy: Hershey’s 
Favorite Scary Movie: Young Frankenstein
Gareth
🔥Gareth loves Halloween! The colder weather gives him an excuse to layer up! Scary movies on the tv all the time. And his mom is constantly baking!
🔥Everyone makes fun of his costume! He complains because his mom wouldn't let him get a scary one. “What if it traumatizes your sister Gare?!”
🔥He ends up being a knight because his sister picked out a pretty princess costume and begged her big brother to match. Gareth pretends to be annoyed but secretly would do anything for his sister.
🔥He carries her on his back when her legs get tired and holds her basket full of candy as they make the way back home. 
🔥When they get home Gareth dumps out the candy to “go through” for his share! But it's secretly an excuse to check her candy and make sure she wasn't given anything sketchy. There are some freaks in Hawkins!!
🔥Stays up all night watching cartoon Halloween movies with his sister on the couch sharing candy until she falls asleep and Gareth follows. When his mom comes down to check on her kids she gasps and takes a picture of the rare moment. It's printed and hung on the fridge by the next week!
Favorite Candy: Sour Gummy Worms
Favorite Scary Movie: Halloween
Dustin
🔥His mom makes goodie bags for Hellfire Club. They are little pumpkin bags filled with candy for “All the growing boys!” 
🔥Dustin loves Halloween but starts to feel conflicted now that he is in high school if he should go trick r treating and dress up.
🔥Calls Suzie late on Halloween night to tell her about all the different candies he got. They stay on the phone watching a Halloween movie ‘together’. Not too scary though because Suzie doesn't like scary movies.
🔥Ask his mom to make him a Frodo costume! Eddie is so proud of his boy wearing the costume he makes someone take a picture.
🔥He picks out all the really good candy and full-size bars and lets his mom go through the candy before he lets Eddie get his share
Favorite Candy: 3 Musketeers
Favorite Scary Movie: Psycho
Mike
🔥Doesn't dress up because he ‘forgot’ mainly because he was lazy and didn't want to. When the other members ask him what his costume is (his everyday look) he just says “Oh I’m a……loser!”
🔥Thinks he’s too cool for Halloween now. Doesn't go trick or treating with Holly or Dustin he just sits at home and watches tv….not even scary movies!!
Favorite Candy: Twizzlers
Favorite Scary Movie: Alien
Lucas
🔥Dresses up as a famous basketball player and all the members get annoyed because they thought he didn't dress up “Sinclair! I said costumes were required!”
🔥His mom forces him to go trick-or-treating with Erica. He stands back and complains the entire time. Mainly because when he gets too close Erica and all her friends start making fun of him
Favorite Candy: Skittles
Favorite Scary Movie: Halloween (its Max’s favorite)
Erica
🔥Loves Halloween! Candy? And all she has to do is knock on some doors…..she’s in! 
🔥Erica is the reason they didn't do the Halloween campaign on Halloween night. Erica has to go trick or treating and stay the night at Tina's. They need Lady Applejack to save the day!
🔥Definitely, the one to suggest a candy trade-off when they get to Tina “I’ll give you these M&M's for 3 suckers…..What do you mean of course it’s a good deal!”
🔥Dresses up as a My Little Pony character while making fun of Lucas’s costume
Favorite Candy: Lollipops especially cotton candy and cherry-flavored ones
Favorite Scary Movies: Erica doesn't do scary moves
Jeff
🔥Does not like scary movies or anything scary at all! You thought Eddie got scared easily? Nope, Jeff is the biggest scardey cat of the Hellfire members. Poor guy just wants it to b Thanksgiving so he can cook
🔥He dresses up as a cat or something basic for Halloween. None of the members question it (they have Gareth to make fun of)
🔥Definitely complains about having a tummy ache when he eats too much candy
Favorite Candy: Paydays
Favorite Scary Movie: Does It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown count?
Freak 1
🔥I feel like he would dress up as a pro wrestler or try to dress up as Eddie as a joke and makes Eddie mad
🔥Stays inside and watches scary movies all night on Halloween he just leaves a bowl of candy on the porch
🔥 He invites Jeff over to watch movies and laughs every time Jeff gets scared which is basically the entire time.
Favorite Candy: Snickers
Favorite Scary movie: Jaws
Masterlist
It's been a while so I hope I still got it 😊
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trivialbob · 6 months
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On my kitchen counter sits a soup bowl filled with candy. It is literally overflowing with fun-size bars.
Bob: Well I see you got all our Halloween candy for this year. We're all set. That full-size Hershey's bar is a bit much though, don't you think?
Sheila: I have just started. You let me take care of buying the rest of the candy.
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next-autopsy · 6 months
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A/N: Well, hi there! Chapter 6! Read! Enjoy! Or don't, I can't tell you what to do. This story is the slowest of slow burns and I'm trying to build up and develop Birdies friendships between the other ladies and Easy men before any romance is brought up, just so y'all know...
Based on the actors portrayal/hbo show and written with no disrespect to the real life veterans. Also all images found on Pinterest.
TW: Meal skipping, gossiping (but like nicely?)….. maybe that’s it?
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Made of Glass
Chapter six: Oh, The Guilt Gossip Brings.
Richard Winters was a respectable man and functioned well in the military. He didn't question ridiculous orders and never spoke out of turn, he put up with a lot.
But even he knew when enough was enough, unlike his commanding officer; Herbert Sobel.
The punishments he was giving Bernadette were testing the boundaries of enough. It was making Winters consider telling on his CO like a schoolboy ratting on a bully.
Richard didn't interfere when Sobel had pushed Bernadette to her physical limits on the obstacle course. He didn't say a thing to the man in charge when he assigned the girl a full night of guard duty, even though he wanted to. He knew this was her chance to prove her strength and determination to the men, so he let it happen. He didn't bat an eye as he watched Sobel bend over and draw a circle of chalk on the floor of the mess hall at breakfast. Winters observed quietly as she was made to stand inside it at lunch as well.
And now, the redheaded lieutenant was at his limit.
The specific targeting of the only woman in the company was becoming too much. She hadn't slept at all the previous night and was being denied a full days worth of food, so when Sobel approached her as she stood obediently inside the circle at dinner that evening, Dick was apprehensive. What else could he possibly pile on to her already hefty punishment?
Nixon sat across from him yet both men were peering at the woman and the officer, completely disinterested in their meal. They watched as Sobel sneered at her and she took it all in her stride, chin held high. They were far enough away that neither Winters nor Nixon could hear the words he was barking at her but they took note of her clenched fists held by her side and the displeased looks on several of the eavesdropping men's faces, so whatever it was, it wasn't good.
Swiftly and without explanation, Sobel swiveled on his heel and exited the mess hall.
Birdie visibly relaxed at his departure but stayed in her spot, just in case he returned or someone grassed on her. She attempted to start up a conversation with Toye and Guarnere, who never seemed to be far away from the girl anymore.
To anyone watching she was clearly trying to lighten the mood of her two new friends but they were holding the grudge closer to their hearts than she did.
“Maybe he's trying to starve her out.” Nixon turned away from the scene, pulling Richard's attention with him.
“Wait until she passes out, then discharge her for failing to complete orders.” Lewis rolled his eyes, he pitied the poor girl but she was holding up well enough that he'd felt confident to take a bet on her outlasting the cruel punishment. Something Dick had chastised him for.
The hall was filled with the usual amount of chatter and movement so no-one blinked an eye when Eugene Roe got up from his seat and shuffled towards the center table. He motioned for Toye to make room for him and sat in the vacated space. He didn't miss the curious look from Bill or Toye straightening up his shoulders when Eugene leaned closer to Bernadette.
“Here.” The medic held out his hand in Birdie's direction and laying in his palm was a Hershey's bar.
Upon catching sight of the chocolate treat, Birdie's head shot up and she hurriedly scanned the room before looking back at the kindhearted man in front of her and shaking her head vigorously.
“He's not here.” Roe kept his voice low, noticing her worry in her dinner plate sized eyes.
“It's not him I'm worried 'bout.” She whispered. She didn't think anyone would rat on her, but you couldn't be too sure of these kinds of things. It was safer not to disobey the pigheaded CO.
Roe sighed, “It's not going to do anyone any good if you pass out halfway up Currahee.” She gazed at the offered food longingly, the tips of her fingers tingled with anticipation. She had never in her life wanted anything more than to reach out and take the chocolate. Birdie had to physically shake her head to break the trance the bar had put her in.
“I can't. Thank you, but I can't.” Her words were final, she wouldn't take the bar.
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Standing at attention with a full pack on as the sky dimmed was a nightmare for Bernadette.
She was beginning to feel delirious, the lack of sleep and food was one thing but adding the slowly darkening sky and gentle quiet lull of nature and she was done for. She wasn't sure if she was about to fall flat on her face and sleep or scream, cry and throw a tantrum but something was about to break.
Sobel paced the lines of Easy company, yelling about the conditions of the weekly nighttime march. Absolute silence, no water, typical stuff.
Honestly, Bernadette had stopped paying attention to the things Sobel screamed about. She just focused on the horizon and prayed her didn't call on her. Which he always did.
“Private Coldwell.” Right on time, as expected.
The looming officer stood in front of her, “You will identify the man who tried to sneak you food during dinner and you will identify him now.” It wasn't a question, someone had told him.
Birdie knew she couldn't give Eugene up. She was still gaining the trust of her fellow soldiers and tattling on one of them would do nothing for her. Besides, Roe was only trying to help her and she would felt guilty spitting in the face of his kind gesture.
“Uh.... Sir, no man snuck me food durin' dinner tonight.”
“Are you calling Sargent Evans a liar?” Sargent Evans. She should've known he's go running to Sobel and report every little thing she did.
“No, sir.”
“Then explain yourself, Private.”
“I-” How could she explain herself? “I asked one of the men for somethin' to eat, and thankfully he reminded me of the rules you laid out, so I didn't take it.” Would that work? She could only hope Sobel was dumb enough to buy it or she'd be branded a liar in his eyes.
“Identify the man, Private.” Sobel's voice was venom dipped. Bernadette looked dumbly at his face, how was she supposed to weasel her way out of this?
“It was me, sir.” Roe's Cajun accent was easily recognisable. Birdie held her breath, waiting for some sort of punishment or reprimand.
“Is she lying?” His words were directed at Eugene but he didn't turn his face away from the woman. She needed the medic to go along with her lie but couldn't send him an unspoked message while she was occupied in a staring competition with the angry commander.
“No, sir.” Thank God.
Sobel took the information in, mulling it over and finally moved away from the Easy company riflewoman.
“You have latrine duty tomorrow, don't you?” The CO asked Eugene.
“Yes, sir.”
“Not anymore. Private Coldwell has volunteered to cover your shift.” Well that sounded about right.
“Yes, sir.” Roe responded, his glare did not go unnoticed by Bernadette.
“Dismissed.”
And their twelve mile Friday night march began.
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Sleep came easy to Birdie that night.
The thin mattress and itchy blanket felt like resting on a fluffy cloud wrapped in silk. The gentle chatter that filled the women's barracks acted like soothing background noise settling her into some much needed sleep. The lights were still on but that didn't stop Bernadette from shutting her eyes and switching off her brain.
“Poor things really been through it.” Lucy, the dark haired Fox girl spoke, noticing Birdie's unconscious state. She sat at the end of her bed across from the sleeping figure while Blythe had made herself comfortable at the head of Lucy's bed.
“What do you mean?” Constance asked, she and Harriet had been sent to a medical seminar almost everyday that week and were yet to hear the rumours. Harriet heard the commotion and moved closer to the forming group, choosing to sit on the floor next to Lucy's bed.
“Her CO's totally got it out for her.” Blythe commented, flicking through a comic she'd found in Lucy's footlocker. Barbara rolled her eyes and ignored them, scribbling away in her journal, while Betty listened in but kept quiet in her corner of the room.
Connie sauntered over to the bed separating Lucy, Blythe and Harriet from Charlotte, who scrubbed her boots vigorously, and sat, curious to hear the stories about Easy company's woman.
“He's making her run the obstacle course ten times more than the guys and last night she had ALL five guard shifts. By herself.” Lucy explained to Connie and Harriet seeing as they missed the action. The girls widened their eyes, unbelieving of the harsh treatment by her own CO.
“Yeah, and apparently, he makes her stand in a circle in the middle of the mess hall so she can't eat.” Blythe added on to Lucy's statement.
“Nah, I think that one's made up, B.” Lucy told the redhead laying on her bed.
“I heard he's trying to force her to quit.” The Able woman uttered one bed away from the group. She was still polishing her boots and didn't look up from her work but the conversation had piqued her interest.
“Well, someone told me, he flirted with her and she turned him down so now he's punishing her.” Blythe announced, lazily tossing the comic to the end of the bed so Lucy could finish reading it. The duo of blonde medics gasped scandalously.
“No way. Some guy told me, that some guy in Easy told him-”
“Jesus. You ladies never stop yapping, do you?” Francesca exhaled a stream of smoke and tossed the end of her cigarette into the drum. She was leaning against the wall with her knee bent and foot propped up behind her, her usual scowl sat on her face.
She wasn't exactly best friends with the southern woman but she couldn't tolerate good people being gossiped about while they couldn't say anything to defend themselves. She had no time for rumours and hearsay.
Birdie was kind to her and always smiled at Francesca even when all she did in return was glare. Out of all the woman here, Francesca could endure Birdie's presence the longest. Her sunny disposition was ever so slowly growing on the broody woman, though she would rather die than admit it.
“Oh no, we didn't mean-” Harriet spoke up, defending the idle talk shared between growing friends.
“Mhm sure, but would you have said it if she was awake?”
The room fell silent allowing the sound of Francesca swinging open the door and exiting to echo through the women's ears.
A certain level of guilt crept over the room.
Charlotte continued working on her boots, Connie and Harriet found their way back to their respective cots and Blythe and Lucy resumed their senseless chatter about the comic book.
Constance toyed with the corner of her blanket, glancing at Birdie as she dozed peacefully in the bed next to hers. She admired the woman and hadn't meant to engage in the whispered tales but hearing what her comrade was going through impressed her, even if half of it wasn't true, she was still achieving more than the others combined.
Constance decided she would ask her friend about it when she woke up. Francesca was right, if she couldn't say something to her face why would she talk about it while Birdie slept, unaware to what was being said about her?
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A/N: Thoughts? Comments?
~ next-autopsy ~
Chapter seven
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the-blathermouth · 7 months
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The magician on the floor in a dark blue sun hat and mantle with a candy bucket: AWOOOOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOWOWOOOO!
Betilla: OH MY GOD MAGGIE! Maggie why are you howling?!
The magician: Well you know Halloween's coming B, it's creeping up on us!
Betilla: Yeah I know Halloween's coming Maggie, are you just like really excited?
The magician: I just thought it'd be nice to get the trick or treaters big ol full sized candy bars this year so I'm summoning some with demon magic!
Betilla: Your summoning candy bars...?
The magician: Oh my god it's not complicated B!
Betilla: I thought you hated the Teensie kids in the glade.
The magician: Whaaaat noooooo, alright let's get the first batch in here. AWOOOO!
*Poof*
Betilla: Uhh why pay day?
The magician: Why not? Kids love pay day B.
Betilla: I don't think they do...
The magician: Oh there gonna love it B don't you worry, there also gonna love. AWOOOO!
*Poof*
Betilla: Ahh no, baby ruth?
The magician: Yeah 4 grams of protein.
Betilla: Cus that's what kids look for in candy: high protein.
The magician: quit being such a downer B.
Betilla: Can't you summon some snickers or kit kat or even just a hersheys bar?
The magician: Ok B I'll summon some hershey bars. AWOOOO!
*Poof*
Betilla: Ugh hershys cookies and cream?
The magician: What's the problem B?
Betilla: You know what the problem is, you're summoning the worst candy!
The magician, completely dumbfounded: Whaaaaaaaat?
Betilla: Summon something good Maggie come one!
The magician: Ok how about this?! AWOOOO!
*Poof*
Betilla: 3 musketeers and 5th avenue!?
The magician: Oh is that not good enough for you B?
Betilla: No it's not.
The magician: What about? AWOOOO!
*Poof*
Betilla: 100 GRAND AND ALMOND JOY?!
The magician: Oh I'm just getting started B! AWOOOO!
*Poof*
Betilla: STOP IT MAGGIE WE CAN'T GIVE THIS TOO KIDS!
The magician: WELL WHAT IF I THROW IN SOME DUCKING JUICY FRUIT?!
Betilla: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR MAGGIE, THIS HAS TO STOP!
The magician: Yeah well I can't keep going anyway.
Betilla: wait really? Why?
The magician: Why do you think?
Mr dark in the basket: LitTle cAeSArS haS ReALLy hIt IT OuT oF tHe PArK tHiS TimE!
The magician: ugh I hate little caesars!
Mr dark: TheY mADe A PizZa wiTh nACho CheEsE fOr tHe SAucE!
Betilla: eww what?
Mr dark: theN oN tOp oF tHe nACho CheEsE tHeY pUt Six MoRe FuCKinG CheeSEs!
The magician: Six cheeses on top of the nacho cheese?!
Mr dark: SeVEn ToTaL CheeSeS, PLus pEppOroNi!
Betilla: oh that sounds really gross...
Mr dark: BuT ThEy DidDn'T StoP, No nO, ThEy TuRneD tHE crUSt InTo a PRETZEL!
The magician: WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE!?
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