#and call her a goblin

[vulpixhoney]

of course Sklonda doesn't like the nickname "the ball". of course she doesn't. because, while now is is an affectionate name from friends who love and respect him, it was a belittling nickname while he was being bullied. like. we know how much Fabian cares for Riz, they're best friends and Fab trusts him implicitly, if Riz asked him to stop he absolutely would immediately

but all Sklonda sees is them using a mean nickname that was used when he was getting racially targeted for being a small creature and thrown in a trashcan

#sklonda gukgak #sklonda gukgak you are my world #she just wants to make sure hes okay #like they don't MEAN it that way but it still has racial undertones because hes a goblin #like they LOVE riz but obviously sklonda hates that they call him that #and shes right to! #thats her son and his friends call him they name that was used to bully him! #with affection but still #fantasy high #dimension 20

[ratcate]

Gobling hunter elf gal and THE PREY

#watam oc #idk what to call her but I like her a lot #tall elf lady hunting goblins for sport

[mrkida-art]

Blinko Tumbrush and his beautiful bride :D

More fanart for this post

#blinko tumbrush #korbo tumbrush #honey tumbrush #though people in the tags of the og post call her different things #my art #hobbit culture #the hobbit #tolkien #lotr #the lord of the rings #goblins #orcs #middle earth interspecies romance #not my characters

[ineed-to-sleep]

Well. He wasted no time

#IT'S JUST REALLY FUNNY TO ME. OKAY #in my first playthrough he took his fuckign time #bc ok. I was playing as the same character. but also it was the 1rst playthrough #so I ended up juggling between playing the character and doing whatever I wanted to do bc. well I wanted to be niceys #but now that I'm roleplaying her consistently he's going bananas dlkfhdlf #like 4 long rests in #I haven't even made it to the goblin camp yet #and hes like oohh I know you've felt it I felt it too 💅🏻 #and like in my first playthrough I had the impression they had this like slow burn sort of romance #like butting heads a lot at the start but then slowly growing on each other #but it's not like that at all now. they actually like. get along like a house on fire #this woman used to date nwn2 bishop back in the day tho this shouldn't have come as a surprise #I've changed her quite a bit since that game yk. but still. the parts of her that attract toxic men remain <3 #oc.nawen #bg3 #sleep.txt #you should've seen it I started a durge playthrough with pepper on impulse just for funsies #he fucking hated her #just like. not on board. calling her hard headed and boring #it was brutal #PEPPER IS LOVELY OK you don't deserve her #I wasn't happy w how she ended up looking tho 😔 gotta get some better face/hair mods and try again sometime #ship: narion

[hollowboobtheory]

total drama characters who you could write as the straight man

leshawna

dj

noah

zoey

bridgette

total drama characters you should never under any circumstances EVER write as the straight man

gwen

#beck rambles #td gwen #we deserved a little antisocial chaos goblin #heather calling her a goth freak when shes barely even quirky #like shes so fucking funny in the contestant bios wheres that energy in the show

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

why does everyone on tumblr hate gbbo… i get paul is a dick but that’s what makes it so funny…

#gbbo #great british bake off #bake off #like i get it if you don’t like the show #mexican week and the s’mores thing were fucked but if you don’t like the show you don’t have to watch it… #i get constructive criticism but it?? just feels weird??? to log on here and everyone is calling them horrible?? #like yes paul is a goblin but prue is trying her best :( #also i don’t see the problem with slightly incomplete recipes #i could do without them but it lets the judges assess the baker’s instincts #ahhh ok rant over #i’m really not trying to be rude i just get annoyed when everything i see is negative #the show is really quite good #there’s some sections we all shock-laugh at (rip 2022 mexican week) and i do think they should stop doing country weeks #please i just want one show that isn’t bad by somebody’s standards #I JUST WANT TO BE SAFE WITH MY ONE COMFORT SHOW PLEASE

[rivilu]

Haven't had the chance to play actual dnd in real life, but In this run I get the sense that bg3 perfectly captures the "party progresses in a weird sideways way that bypasses tons of the dm's prepared lore, so the dm takes revenge by dropping a near impossible encounter on them" vibe I hear so much about

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #fun fact i killed minthara by dropping her down a hole #somehow didn't get the achievement for it though #smh smh jdjsjd #but yeah. ill talk spoilers in the next few tags so be warned #first it was the goblin camp where instead of even trying to talk to anyone i just went up to the hobgoblin at the very back and attacked #took a LOT of tries to beat that encounter #slowly cleared the camp from the inside out without even seeing a cutscene with minthara or anything nxnd rip queen or whatever #then you had the duergar camp or whatever that area was called #where i didn't even realise what the deal with the drow was im just like. oh im freeing those fucking gnomes. wait we're on time limit? #can't long rest? run out of short rests? damn guess it's a challenge run #so emptied that room of all of them before blowing up the rubble. then killed the guy inside without talking to him for more than two lines #lmao #THEN THAT GODDAMN FUCKIN ENCOUNTER IN THE CURSED AREA #which was glitched 4 me until i equipped torches and deactivated turn based mode for the curse before it started #now im over the area where that gold encrusted toll collector (?) is #which apparently has more health than Grym so uhhhhhhh #maybe need to level up before tackling that #long story short im making bad decisions <3 gods bless easy mode

[spiderwarden]

So if you look at the food line up of the goblin camp before going into the temple. There is plenty of food there right , lots of dwarf, lots of pig, but on the fire there is only one special meat on the spit worth mentioning. Rothe ribs. And there is only one person in the entire camp who is canonically noted to enjoy rothe steak, this was a specially made thing just for ONE Drow Commander only.

Which means if you kill them you just rudely interrupted a meal that Minthara hasn’t been able to have since she left the Underdark.

#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings #[ 🕷️ ] —— headcanons #[ 🕷️ ] —— [ act 1 ] #[ THE AUDACITY ] #[ one of the MANY reasons the goblins called her princess ] #[ her food was special okay don’t pick on the princess of the underdark ]

[imprvdente]

🐬 statistical character personality test. take the linked quiz from the perspective of your character, then select 5 - 10 results from the complete matches list that you feel resonate with your character the most

𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐓 -

Robin Hood (Robin Hood): 93%

Phoebe Buffay (Friends): 89%

Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer): 89%

Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine): 88%

Jo March (Little Women): 87%

Flynn Rider (Tangled): 86%

Han Solo (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope): 85%

Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean): 85%

Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings): 83%

Fleabag (Fleabag): 84%

tagged by @dynamoprotocol (thank you :D) tagging @omniishambles (Abel) @uselessdevice (Leah or Rufus?) @multipleoccupancy (Edgar) @governmentofficial @imjustanauthor (Charlie) @collidingxworlds (Sam or Abigail?) @conscriptur (Finnick) @lovepurposed (Francis) @theresastargirl @kingofthewebxxx @regretmedicineandsmokes @dcmur3

#a good mix of badass & chaotic goblin #sounds about right #and robin hood being right up there to call her out on her hero complex #yes good #i kinda wanna do it for fish lecter and fish holmes now ehe #fish (monet) #dash games

[elandrawssometimes]

Lil goblin lady wants to join the party February 2024 version May 2023 version

#dnd art #dungeons and dragons #goblin #druid #dnd character #the return of the goblin shortstack #called her Kenli in the end up #she thinks mushrooms are real neat #and that in the death of all living things there is still decay and that's beautiful

[thestalkerbunny]

I decided to revisit and draw my Gnomblin (Gnome-Goblin) Rouge/Wizard, Eulogy Jones, as a little kid. But more of his parents really.

Eulogy's father is a gnome called Mortuary 'Mort' Jones. He's a part of the infamous Jones family who are not only the biggest family run funeral service business; but also famous undead hunters. Mort is more of a stay at home member of the family. He prefers staying at home, managing the papers, deal with the family's primary source of finances. He's honestly a very doting father and adores Eulogy, saddling him with a slew of pet names from Lambkins to Green Bean.

Eulogy's mother is another thing. She is a sex worker who lives and works at a Brothel. It was only Mort paying her a rather ludicrous sum to not turn unborn Eulogy into a 'Was/Were' after his paid encounter with her resulted in a positive pregnancy. The second he was born, she dumped Eulogy off on Mort and severed connection as soon as the check cleared. It didn't stop Eulogy as a kid from trying to visit her by paying off the bouncer with pitiful allowance just to sit on his Mother's dressing room floor and watch her get ready. She clearly detests Eulogy and doesn't hesitate to tell him so. Even though she's ravishingly beautiful and rather popular and is most likely going to be the next Brothel Madame-her bedside manners when it comes to Eulogy begs improvement.

Bonus: Eulogy's adoptive daughter, Maggie, learns about his goofy childhood nickname.

Maggie belongs to @jade-wyton

#TSB Draws #Eulogy Jones #Goblin #Gnome #Gnomblin #Dnd #Fantasy #Maggie #it's funny cause Eulogy didn't know Maggie's real name was Magpie until recent years #he kept calling her Margret #running joke that Eulogy just doesn't know ANYONE'S name

[buzzcat]

today's wordcount brought to you by: there is no way on this green earth that Gale Dekarios doesn't have a good relationship with his mother, and i'm going to write nice cozy friends-and-family fic about it

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #anyway i have Thoughts about Gale that have me chewing the drywall #so for now i'm just writing fluff about Gale and family and coming home with friends #like you KNOW Gale's mom was worried about her son being lonely. nerd magic protegee who hangs out with: #Mystra the Goddess of Magic; Elminster; Tara #like that's Gale's entire social network #you KNOW what his mom wanted was just for him to have friends. just friends not Forces of Nature just friends #and he never really had those because he was being a Big Cool Wizard from the age of like six #so anyway Gale comes home with his friends and his mom goes full Mean Girls Mom mode #she's just so excited her son has friends but she's also trying to be chill #one's a vampire? chill what kind of blood does he want #one's a warlock? okay; that's new but rolling with it #like Gale could bring home three goblins but if they didn't hurt him and he called them friends his mom would make it work #anyway this consumed my thoughts for like three hours today so yes i'm writing fanfic about it #Gale has a good relationship with his mom and you can't change my mind

[bloodxhound]

resident inbox goblin is back. what's your character/oc's name? did you create it? if you did, what thought did you put into it? if you didn't, what did the author intend for it to mean? either way, do you have any particular meanings you've appended to the name?

Ray Barlowe! Well, technically Raymond Barlowe ( that’s what it says on his ID / detective badge ), but he always chooses to introduce himself as the former — for reasons I’ll be putting in the tags.

I will admit I didn’t put much thought into his forename whatsoever. I chose Ray for no other reason than me really, really liking it. I didn’t even research its meaning before deciding on it, which is something I always do for new characters nowadays. I think a character’s name can contribute quite a lot to how a character is perceived  ( as far as first impressions go, associations, connotations, etc. ), and lend more insight into an author’s idea of the character.

Luckily, despite being born on a whim, it worked out fine in his case. Ray means "protector"; Raymond "wise protector" / "counsel". It ties in nicely with him being a protective character at the core, a shepherd of justice. Even the “wise” and “counsel” parts earn their justification in one of his later verses in which he returns to the LAPD to oversee rookie detectives and give his counsel on cases involving organized crime. Another thing that worked out in my favor is the fact his name coincides with the word ray, as in “beam of light”, which has made some characters nickname him  “Sunshine” and I live for the audacity and dissonance of giving this grumpy bastard man such a cute, positive nickname.

As for his last name, I put way more thought into it. Barlowe is a blend of two things: 1) a homage to Philip M.arlowe, the protagonist of various hardboiled crime novels and short stories, which is a genre in which the detective character typically not only combats ( organized ) crime but also a just-as corrupted legal system; and 2) a barlow, a type of pocket knife, the kind his father used in the murder Ray stumbled upon as a child.

#eternasci #【♞】 answered. #【♞】 chr. study. #welcome back my lil goblin. i smooch your forehead #i wish i could be normal and give short answers. alas... #anyway. the reason ray doesn't like to be called / call himself raymond is bc he was named after his paternal grandfather #and the man killed his wife; ray's grandmother ( he never got to meet her though ) #so yea can you imagine he does not enjoy having been named after a killer ^o^ #it was his father's doing btw. his mother only allowed it bc it was the first time her husband showed interest in their son #ray does like the shortened version of his name though #it's short and casual. and his mother primarily called him that too. so there's that

[genderbinaryisforlosers]

listen, it was sweet, it was lovely, they did great with the time crunch they had, but do not think for a second i'm not planning 80k words of filthy complicated court intrigue muck to turn the rue/hob/wuvvy situation into the delicous mess it deserves to be.

#what if i turned the miscommunication up to eleven what if wuvvy called in her favour what if the goblin court's agenda won't be #discarded so easily #a court of fey and flowers #dimension 20 #acofaf spoilers #d20 spoilers #riley rambles #ruehob #delloso de la rue #kp hob #wuvvy

[warlordfelwinter]

dream visitor: you haven't been using the parasite you don't think you need it

rain: did you see me kill two people in one turn and nearly kill a third with my reaction just now

#we took out the entire goblin camp and no one in the party even went down #i think i'm doing fine without your brain bug #it's called explorer mode baby #the dream lady seems less suspicious than she did in early access #but she seemed like Mad Evil in early access so i'm Suspicious #but that was a really delightful opening round from rain in that fight #a gobbo went first and shot at him (mistake) and he threw the arrow back and took her to 1hp #and then with his normal attack and bonus unarmed strike he killed two humans #like don't even fuck with monks #especially not this one he's having a weird week #fel's bg3 #oc: rain

[faline-cat444]

It's not everything but it's what was in the mailbox today

#Call in the Name of the Night #Gokurakugai #Mieruko Chan #Backstabbed in a Backwater Dungeon #Undead Unluck #Snowball Earth #Lord Hades' Ruthless Marriage #The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses #So What's Wrong with Getting Reborn as a Goblin? #Saint? No! I'm Just a Passing Beast Tamer #My Gemini #Studio Apartment Good Lighting Angel Included #The Demon Sword Master of Excalibur Academy #Shy #My Poison Princess is Still Cute #Mission Yozakura Family #My Instant Death Ability Is So Overpowered