Whatever the status of the relationship, here’s a card that always works
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ok but the real question is why are we dunking on arthur for this. maybe i just have the same thing wrong with me but that seems like an eminently respectable course of action. free dinner and not pissing anyone off like that makes total sense. the WEIRD part is the other guy trapping him into a date in the most convoluted awkward way possible lmaooo like what was he supposed to do in that situation?! honestly both of them sound like a real Type Of Guy and i think that's beautiful
Oh I’m not dunking on my boy Arthur he’s just having a good time but WHY did that guy not just go hey wanna go on a date. So much subterfuge and for what sjsjjsakakakakaka
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grian was like oh shit its pride month? well i better do something for the gays
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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
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this made me laugh out loud in the theater BUT THE RATIO???? 😭😭😭
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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Brb going to wotc to get this card printed and included in every pre-con
Let's just say I had a bad experience at mtg today.
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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[Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion.
- Neil Newbon, on developing Astarion's physicality and mannerisms
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