#and i dont even ship them

[buginateacup]

#crowded house #when you come #ao3 fic title #poll #objectively #and that us why/i stumble to my knees #is the superior lyric #but i would absolutely eat up a Brienne/Jaime fic called #and when you come to cover me/with your kisses hard like armour #and i dont even ship them

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[jazzkolart]

This is how their meeting would look like, right?

I can't wait to put them into the same team with no synergy between them whatsover, just because of their aesthetics.

#hsr #honkai star rail #argenti #boothill #hsr argenti #hsr boothill #boothill hsr #argenti hsr #hsr fanart #i dont even ship them i just think their interactions could be so funny

[mugentakeda]

the way zuko was posing like he was in a shampoo commercial during this super serious scene had me dying

#DONT LOOK BACK AT HIM IT SHOWS WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #zutara #zuko #katara #<-ive been drawing them a lot lately. i need to draw another ship to even the board out. hmmmmm #alicias art #atla

[charlie-artlie]

needed to get this out of my system. dont come for me abt the timeline. its true in my heart

#transformers #ratchet #first aid #maccadam #arts #do ratchet and first aid even have a ship name #i mean this is hardly ship art #just aid being a sloppy drunk #i mean dont get me wrong he would definitely hit it if given the opportunity #thats not me shipping them thats just me using the deductive reasoning that separates us from apes

[cherrirui-official]

I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!! #troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways... #For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision?? #and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :] #I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!! #i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

[hugs-and-stabbies]

[ Part 2 / 6 ] just two friendless and dateless guys on a Valentine's day night :')

[Link to part 1]

#cheeky lil 1:17 am upload 🥴🥴 I meant it when i said I'd post these as i finish them #might reblog it again tomorrow if it gets eaten by the night lol #dead plate #rody lamoree #vincent charbonneau #rody x vincent #rodincent #?? #i saw that pop up in the popular tags #I dont even know man imma stop trying to tag these with a ship name ahahah #the people that want to find this will :3 #dead plate fanart

[blorbocollection]

them...

#disco elysium #harrier dubois #kim kitsuragi #my art #comic #i dont even ship them romantically i just love the idea of them as really good close friends who depend on each other ;; #and sometimes harry really needs a hug or whatever. and kim is like. Okay. and maybe kim didnt realize he needed a hug too #theyre both each others emotional support animals #and yes jean wouldnt say 'deadass' but it was how i formed the sentence in my mind and it was too funny

[justpalomx]

Sooo... that TV spot huh?

(has this been done yet?)

#00 #my art #fanart #mario movie #luigi #bowuigi #i dont even ship them but oh my 😳 #I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS BUT I JUST SAW A POST ANALYSING THIS SCENE N SAYING THE CAGE SCENE IS PROBABLY BEFORE THEY MET IN PERSON 😭😭😭😭😭 #OK let's pretend it's the other way around just for the sake of the joke please asjkdmka i don't want to redo this xdd

[inkedberries]

who can RESIST the baby blues?????????!!?!?!?

#trigun #nicholas wolfwood #vash the stampede #OH MY GOSH #I DONT EVEN KNOW THEIR SHIP NAME #vashwood?????? #nichovash??????? #i dont know but it's Them #my art #fanart

[obufalo]

"may thy knife chip and shatter" are they fucking insane. 'cause i am, and i'm rolling this scene around in my head nonstop for nearly 10 days now. absolutely deranged.

#i dont even ship feyd and paul it's just an insanely good scene #i mean i kinda ship them but #obsesssed with this movie and this scene specifically #feydpaul #feyd x paul #feyd rautha #paul atreides #dune part 2 #dune 2 #dune

[abyssalcryptid]

Why Rolan isn't recruitable

#nothing gets done at camp bc theyre both yapping #this is may be the silliest thing ive ever made #it came to me in a vision #i had no choice but to make it but im choosing to subject other people to this #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #rolan #bg3 rolan #abyssalcryptidart #i dont even know if theres a ship name or if i even ship them dont look at me

[bbq-potato-chip]

thinking about saiura

#my art #saiki k #tdlosk #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo #aiura mikoto #mikosai #saiura #i like them as friends more often but...an impulse came over me idk what happened . .. #i got an anon a couple days ago saying they liked my mikosai arts even tho i . didnt mean for those 2 be ship arts #so this one goes out to you #usually i dont like it when ppl tag my stuff as ship but i had a change of heart #(btw those other arts are still intended as platonic/ friendship stuff but i'm making an exception just this once) #anyway. no one probably wanted to listen 2 all that but yeagh #more recent art but not really. i really tried to do like have a bunch of arts on queue type deal but it didnt work . like at all. #anyway peace and love

[anonymouscheeses]

Art dump/chaggily stuff below cut <3 vvvv

Yes this is an excuse to show off my designs *sigh* 😔

#chaggily #two and a half halos #unholy virtue #unholy trinity #royalhalo #whay would emilt x vaggie be called ermmm #angelicmoth #thats all i could come up wit on the spot. if theres already a ship name for them IM SORRYYY #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #chaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #vaggie x emily #emily x vaggie #charlie x vaggie #charlie x emily #hazbin hotel emily #charlie morningstar #emily seraphim #i like to think charlie grew up not needing to dress formally too much because she was mostly isolated so she doesnt understand formality #vaggie does NOT care. sleep is sleep time put on whatever is comfortable who ya tryinna impress? the furries?! #i think- since emily in my ver always has to talk and bring joy to the people in heaven to keep them afloat. and like boundaries dont exist- #for her and everyone. winners. heavenborn. even sera herself would probably always barge into her home looking for assurance. 😭 sad erm #rainbowmoth #tw suggestive

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!! #me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool.... #and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!! #there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson.... #you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

[jacqcrisis]

I can't stop thinking about the rings on Hermes' fingers. I can't. Whats the story behind those? Did he start wearing them because Charon gave them to him as a job well done? The weirdest gift imaginable to your professional associate?

Did Hermes steal them to be a cheeky bastard and got them fitted and put them on for the jokes? Did he start wearing them apropos of nothing? Just happen to start accessorizing like his professional associate? Is it part of a shared uniform? Can we see the employee handbook?

Did Charon go out and get rings commissioned to look exactly like his for not one, but two of his partner in crimes' fingers, slide each lovingly onto Hermes' corresponding digits, and then gently hold his now bejeweled hands in his own to see how they match, knowing Hermes will now carry something of Charon with him when he leaves him for his dangerous work?

I'm just. Asking. Questions. But I swear to God, if we get Charon's portrait and he has a feather or an orange ribbon somewhere on his person, I will be inconsolable for days.

#charmes #hades game #hades 2 #charon hades #hermes hades #i dont even necessarily want answers to these questions #i enjoy that this ship is about piecing together a scattered puzzle and inferring something from it #they dont even need to be canon for me to go feral again #so long as they still just as weird about each other as the first game and the same kind of mystery surrounds their partnership #ill be so happy without my favorite boys being canon #but dear god if they are. if we get even a scrap of them being explicitly sweet to each other #i just AH ill be ripping and tearing at shit #im gunna write fic again i can feel it in me bones