#and scout does too

[modroocko-mumbles]

all those wrinkles apparently don’t *suit* a man who’s 28

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #my art #artwork #sketch #jokes i love all the wrinkles ESPECIALLY those on his cheeks #and scout does too #or he tells him so

[pineappical]

very good friends

#severance #severance fanart #mark scout #peter kilmer #i loveee petey so much.. s2 flashbacks of petey please please please please 🥺 #guhh i want to know what theyre like soo much together in the office.. petey forever in my heart.. gone too soon </33 #pn.art #i dont want to draw chairs or backgrounds so theyre sitting in the void dont worry about it #petey is just sososo tragic i love him it breaks my heart that his final moments were with his 'best friend' who doesnt Know Him because #his real best friend is inside lumon where he cant go back to anymore. him and this version of mark are strangers and he did nothing during #That Scene... he just up and left and tried to cover up his tracks because outie mark doesnt know him AUHHGG #does innie!mark ever find out that petey died ? and the other version of himself did nothing about it ? i actually cant remember if he #found out but guhhh.... :((( #*sniffs* i just care them alot..... aheem....

[raccoonnutella13]

its so weird to me personally that some people think that it doesnt make sense for craig to be nice to wildernessa but still hate jason (up until scout guest), but to me the worst thing wildernessa has done is say that craig doesnt know shit about nature vs jason whos basically like "ok tony now hit the second tower" for the majority of his screentime, and people wonder why craig doesnt trust him most of the time huh

#like i truly feel that jason does eventually redeem himself and its deserved. but cmon he literally dammed the creek its no wonder #that craig doesnt like him. he doesnt get the chance to see that jason has changed to become a better person until scout guest #it just seems odd to me that people are willing to forgive jason for doing #lets be honest #much worse things than vanessa. and hes still redeemable. #but vanessa doesnt get to be redeemable just bc shes a little arrogant? #its just like. whatever! theyre kids! they know who they want to hang out with! thats like a big theme of the show! #i digress #ive rambled too much #anyways #craig of the creek #cotc #wildernessa #jason cotc #coon speaks

[tf2-appreciator]

Most of the mercs know better than to tell Pyro jack diddily squat about their relationships cause if Pyro ever spots two people that they know are crushing on each other enter the same room they’ll start giggling and twiddling their thumbs and swaying their hips a little bit like a schoolgirl watching their fellow schoolgirl talk to their crush.

#scout learned this the hard way cause he literally can’t walk into a room if both pyro and sniper are in it #medic probably does this too but more in an ooooooooooo kinda way #tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 medic #speeding bullet #sniperscout

[natsmagi]

do you think this is a fucking joke happyele

#sorry ive been feeling so ill today #NATSUMES FEATURE SCOUT HAVING A BIRD MOTIF NOW LIKE SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP #THATS TSUMUGIS THING WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING #whatever. i dont care i literally dont care #>visibly cares #natsumugi #nat rambles #“the bird motif could be because of wataru” Ok well watarus bird thing is because of tsumugi too so where does that leave us #nats enst posting

[kotdish]

I make it my thing to redraw this one drawing of mine to make as my steam avatar

It’s scout in pin-up. It’s always scout in pin-up

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #my art #I think these pin-up illustrations are funny! at least in this context where you’re taken traditionally masculine men #and putting them into. into pin-up lolololol #if this does well enough I’d love to do medic and soldier seeing as they’re also classes I play a lot #maybe pyro too! but in a goofier manner because he’s too innocent

[octoagentmiles]

GUYS I NOTICED SOMETHING-

THEY DO ALMOST THE SAME KNEEL....

They learned this in the Polar Scouts, 100%. It's a technique meant to reassure smaller creatures, and/or make them feel less intimidated. Prove me wrong (you can't).

#i noticed a while ago that Barnacles stands with his claws facing backwards- #and i theorized it was for the same reason 👆 #now u better BELIEVE I'm gonna be rewatching and eyeing Tracker's paws like a hawk to see if he does it too djdgsdhskks 👁️👁️🔍 #octonauts #captain barnacles #octonauts tracker #i need a polar scouts episode #we ALMOST had one with the beginning of the missing lake but no 😔 #i need an ep with JUST tracker and barnacles catching up and doing scout stuff i think that'd be awesome #also. completely unrelated lmao but i love how barnacles is fully on his knees but still taller than tweak in that one pic xD

[faeriescorpio]

run boy he's going to experiment on you- oh no its too late.

#emesis blue brainrot has led me to ship mediscout #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 fanart #or whatever its called. blunt trauma? quickfix? i like mediscout #idk why but i put more detail into teeth than any other part but all it does it make the mouths look like they belong in a horror movie #its like when you draw eyes too detailed but wrong.

[that0nebaguette]

"Scout here! Tried the lipstick-thing trend! I know I'm late but still!:D"

(Origin; I had a pole-vote and sniperscout won!! My favourite corny gannggggg won!!!!!!)

Yes I tried making the "lipstick-thing" trend in the tf2 world (u can't stop meee >:3 )

#lol it does look like he's recording #sniper is gonna pass out in 3.... 2...- #Is it too corny? naaaahhhhh #tf2 #tf2 fanart #art #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #speeding bullet #digital art #animatic #animation #corn yaoi #im crying they are so cute togetherrr tot #omg #so hot omg

[indigo6f00ff]

HEAVY TF2 TUMMY ‼️‼️‼️

tossing this to you like that one gif of someone tossing a frozen pizza into a river filled with eels which promptly start tearing the pizza apart. eel river pizza gif

(also another funny thing to me is that this was asked on anon. immediately after someone with a username that contains words in this very ask followed me. lol.)

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #medic's here too i guess but i mean like. theres two parts of him on screen should i really tag it. #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #yes i know this is not very high effort. but this ask has been haunting me ok? and im ill as hell please help #it probably wouldnt take me a super long time to color this properly it just'd be. kinda annoying #and the shading to yknow make it look like they're wearing clothes and not flat blocks of color. grips sink. it would be difficult. #how does hair work btw please help #also colleen if you see this. no you didnt. murderuous grin

[morrigan-sims]

🔥Cyra🔥

fire genasi / barbarian (path of the storm herald) / she/they

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 CAS #ts4 CAS #adventures in cas #my sims #cas #dnd sims #ts4 fantasy #ts4 dnd #sims 4 fantasy #sims 4 dnd #She doesn't look nearly fire-y enough but I'm pretty happy with how they turned out regardless. #also they technically don't use a greataxe. They use a quarterstaff that she can pull out of her stomach. (It still does 1d12 tho.) #oh and it's on fire at all times. #I'm taking all the desert paths for Storm Herald because she is a Fire Genasi. #her flames get hotter when she rages. #they're so cool and I'm in love with them. #I can't say too much more tho because my fellow players follow this account. And I refuse to spoil things for them. #(hi izzy. hi scout.) #this party is gonna be nuts. We described it as ''shark boy + lava girl + 70's rock detective (ala Disco Elysium) + a selkie cultist'' #I'm so excited lmao #gotta make an edit with Cy soon!! #I live in terror of having to edit all that fire tho... #she's so pretty tho. I'm in love with them. #sad as I am about having to retire Asola... <3 #someday I'll make an edit with her though. I swear it. #I still gotta finish the Captain Wolf one I'm working on right now... That one is gonna be pretty cool. #(I almost typed ''dope'' instead of ''cool'' and then I was like ''NOPE'') #anyways. if you read through all these tags I love you. <333

[kinos-fortress-2]

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma. #well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

[betelgeusing]

marty hart's cyclical return to praising family as THE thing that keeps a man grounded, stable, and happy (specifically in pointing out that rust DOESN'T have a family) even as flashbacks show him spiraling into jealous macho violence as he lies to, mistreats, and destroys his family over the course of multiple affairs (by which he deliberately steps outside of and away from his family despite his wife's best efforts to get him to reconnect and step up to be the family man he sees himself as)

vs

rust cohle's repeated excoriations of the idea of individuality and personhood and the stupid self-centeredness and entitlement that comes with saying "I, a human being, matter to the universe, and the things I do matter", an ideology he carries for years and waxes poetic on for his interviewers as late as 2012, even as he obsessively works himself to the bone to get justice and resolution for the victims he's assigned and ultimately to protect children from the powerful and dangerous people who want to brutalize them

#true detective #so what if it all goes back to Melville and Milch. every great character spins against the way he drives #I know this is the point of their characters I know other people have said it before and better #but I go through it every time and this time Marty is hitting me extra hard. bc with Rust it's basically screaming in your face #Rust says humanity (without exception) is stupid selfish and vain and we're fools to convince ourself our actions matter #he then proceeds to take a job where everything he does matters SO MUCH. and to CARE about that job deeply and obsessively #but Marty... I've really noticed this time how Maggie calls him a coward multiple times in her efforts to pull him back to his family #and she's right because he's too much of a coward to face that gaining the sainted ''family'' hasn't fixed him! #it hasn't made him stop wanting to fuck other women #it hasn't made him the household hero the perfect father and husband the savior of the women in his life #he thought it would and when it doesn't live up to the fantasy he checks out completely #and even in 2012 when his marriage has fallen apart! he still lauds marriage and family as the thing that makes a man good! #despite all the evidence in front of him that he became WORSE after becoming a husband and father. he can't let the ideal go #he has good intentions at his core but he's obsessed with the idea of being a good ol boy and a family man #he shits on Rust for being isolated because he's scared to face the idea that he-- Marty-- would have done less damage on his own #sorry for the tag novel they make me want to bite. and knock their stupid empty heads together really hard #btw this show would be 75% less effective if they had not filmed on location. big brain move thank God for the TD S1 location scouts

[vaxxman]

I've been reading the emesis blue screenplay whenever I have a bit of free time, and it's so interesting to see the small changes they've made to some scenes.

But also, the knowledge that Fritz was supposed to have visions of being mistreated in prison in that one scene when he has a panic attack at scout's house makes me go hhhhhh

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #If you can afford it; go support Fortress Films on patreon if you want access to the screenplay too; it's just 2 dollars a month #Honestly the script does clear up a lot of things not because the movie is confusing but because I am bad at listening to dialogues and #having all conversations spelt out with descriptions of the smaller details that are happening in the scene is super helpful #like who is seeing what in the corner of their eyes or what is in the black suitcase at the end when we see it open or #that one scene when soldier is talking to the police officers over radio to find out about who stole the black hearse and where it's headed #I didn't realise the guy who goes “roll down the window; I can't see your face” is the same guy who does the muffled screams 2 seconds late #there's a surprising amount of smaller scenes that were omitted which would have changed the feeling of some scenes a lot #It's only implied in the movie but Fritz puts Scout into the coffin after he's killed; that's actually described in the screenplay but #Instead of having a solemn moment about it the screenplay has him HURL scout into the coffin and then proceed to FIGHT for his life alksjdh #Screenplay Fritz is a different flavour of Fight and Flight and he has some more nightmares; let the man REST for a second #Ok no more spoilers; go read it yourself >:)

[chiropteracupola]

a little pain now, to save a great deal more pain later

[flintlock fortress is a collaboration with @dxppercxdxver]

#em draws stuff #flintlock fortress #team fortress 2 #blood #today on the em cupola show: wild self-indulgence. but hey I feel Bad so I'll draw what I Like. and today that's medical procedures. #someone leaned over my shoulder while I was drawing this and asked 'is that bloodletting' and they were Almost Right so I'm endlessly proud #in fact it is smallpox inoculation! #sorry to everyone who I have bothered with my Smallpox Talk in recent memory but It Will Happen Again. #the game style itself is kind of rockwell and leyendecker-y to me so I wanted to do something with a similar look to their work #had a lot of goals for this piece and I think I really did achieve all of them quite nicely #could I keep these guys recognizable without showing their full faces? yes I think so! #could I make 'getting a mild case of smallpox with the lads' seem a bit romantic even? yes to that too. #also. scout tattoos make an appearance. (do not go looking for them in any other art of him on account of I Forgor) #and a new look for ansel (this man dresses Boring but that is no fun for me to draw) #'backstory relevant' I say as I do not discuss any of these guys' backstories again. #'that's for us to know and for you to find out' I say while giving you no way at all to find out #have been in a constant state of 'by gosh having a little less blood in me would make this situation better' for several days now #and while I am using Normal methods to improve the situation drawing such things does work a bit to heal the mind #'we're doing just fine' says local guy who is madly drawing the same guys over and over again

[elysianstarl1ght]

YIPPEEEE SCOUT HEADCANONS!

first actual post that isnt an introduction yippeeee! anyways im just going to dump all my scout headcanons here

(also lemme know if you want more hcs for the other mercs, ive got plenty)

(unless specified, these are all red scout)

bisexual, transmasc he/they

scout has one of spy's dead ringers, invis watches, and disguise kits. spy, somehow, still has no idea.

scout always wears bandages or gloves to hide scars on his arms

(red) scout used to hang out with blu team when he was little because his ma was part of blu. after she got injured and had to leave, he asked if he could be put on a waiting list to continue her work. he eventually got moved to red.

blu scout and red scout are brothers (probably canon ngl)

scout was mistaken for amab when he was born. when he was a bit older he tried living as a girl but just didn't feel right, so he continued going by his old name (jeremy) and as a man.

he still wears a binder and forgets to take it off. a lot.

scout knows how to do fancy makeup, and sometimes does the other merc's makeup either for fun or when they go hang out or something.

scout walks silent subconsciously and accidentally sneaks up on his team a lot.

scout is the guy that's really confident when flirting, but if he likes the person in question he stutters and fumbles over his words a lot. he's a nervous wreck.

adhd and autism, mostly adhd! need i say more come on its basically canon

he'll never admit it outloud, but he sees all of his team as family. one big, dysfunctional, yet loving family.

ms. pauling and scout are childhood friends. they lost contact after pauling had to move away, so they were overjoyed when they got to meet eachother again!

(more of a spy and scout hc but) spy's hair used to be brown like scout's when he was younger and went black as he aged. scout is going through the same thing; he has black streaks in his hair.

goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scout goth scou

demo and scout are best friends! the entire team agrees that they should NEVER be left in a room together unsupervised under any circumstances, they *will* blow something up.

infodumps to medic alot, like medic will be working on something and have scout sitting there infodumping. hes great background noise /lh

scout and sniper quietly chill together alot. they just sit there, on their phones, enjoying eachothers company. its very sweet actually

ok yeah.. thas it... feel free to adopt any of these idm <3

#team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #scout #tf2 demoman #bisexuality runs in scouts family too #his brothers? bi #spy? bi #his mom? bi #also scout has buck teeth #he really likes sleeveless turtlenecks too #he's always wearing them when hes not wearing his uniform #scout randomly does a perfect french accent #also he can speak some french but he's not fluent #his mom is where he got 90% of his personality from #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 mercs #tf2 pyro #scout stole a stop sign one time #it's hanging in his room. #he stole traffic cones too #he doesnt trust medic to give him top surgery #i mean who would tbf #ms pauling and scout are the lesbian and bisexual best friends #they joke-flirt alot too #blu scout looks more like their mom whereas red scout is more like spy #if scouts mom saw them next to eachother she'd get insane deja vu #tf2 ms pauling