Brainrotdotorg, Alex. Untitled. May 3rd, 2023. Notebook paper, iridescent medium, clippings from “Why Christianity?” By Ray Comfort, and a review of National Geographic’s In The Womb.
The QSMP is fun because I woke up this morning to the tag trending and full of rat Roier and BBH apparently canonising his mpreg.
Then I go and watch Bagis stream because I left when she reentered the QSMP and they're doing valley girl fight rp, to medical rp where Bad stopped denying he was a demon and we found out q!bagi only has half a liver from alcohol abuse then courtroom because Doctovo drugged police officer Bagi. Bad was sentenced to life in prison (30 mins) for various war crimes but was rescued by Doctovo where they then bribed the underfunded police with diamonds and pretended to work at a bar which worked for all of 5 minutes before they told on themselves.
The rp within rp within rp is so fucking entertaining. And then in an hours time I'm gonna get hit by the memory relapse after finding out that Forever and Brunim weren't just friends.
Edit: seconds after posting this richas dropped an anvil on already downed Bagi and then gave her 'human meat' because they're a demon and an egg so it's not technically cannibalism. This chase is great.
awesome first shiny! my first shiny (in sv) I got was today and it was an exeggcute (I was playing the indigo disk dlc)
NICE yeah i ended up with fucking. TWO shiny exeggutor and a shiny exeggcute while i was shiny hunting other pokémon. the game has kinda cursed me a little bit to the point where i'll be doing everything in my power to increase my shiny odds for One Specific Pokémon that i'm hunting and then the game decides to give me full-odds shinies for Literally Anything Else. i have a clip saved where the game decided to give me TWO shiny exeggutor on ONE SCREEN while i was shiny hunting trapinch one time
you can see from the long pause how distraught i was. that this happened. i did the math and without the shiny charm the odds here would be somewhere in 1 in 16 million i think. i have many more clips like this but none of them are of this Fucking Magnitude
↑ this would also be a pretty cool name. i think. it's certainly easier to pronounce than "fiarrow"—"flarrow" would be a totally badass name for talonflame. pokémon company take notes
suddenly got a really vivid image of my head of like a c!prime home movie sort of thing and like it starts off and it looks like just two brothers hanging out and c!tommy's just awkward around the camera but as it captures what’s clearly a long span of time c!tommy slowly gets covered in more and more injuries that never seem to heal and is clearly just playing along with whatever he thinks c!dream wants out of sheer terror and it slowly breaks down more and more over each clip, somehow becoming more and less genuine in the exact worst possible ways. by the end hes all but catatonic and blatantly very much a dead corpse only continuing because of magic with injuries it’d be impossible to survive otherwise and c!dream is still excitedly chatting to him like nothings wrong and beating his ass at mario kart.
- but it's primarily focused on this scene that reveals the father is from the future
Some suggestive themes and spoilers for The Terminator ahead
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Mia is living in present day - being hunted by a deadly robot from the future who claims her future children will rise up against the sentient machines to save humanity.
Pio Mario comes from the future as well to protect Mia.
During a night when they are hiding, he explains that he was given a picture of Mia by her own sons in his future, and noticed how sad she looked in it. He also confesses that he thought she was so pretty that he instantly fell in love, and came back in time to protect her.
Mia reciprocates his feelings, and the two have a passionate night in which they inadvertently conceive their children.
The Terminator tracks them down, and a final battle ensues in which Pio is killed. Mia manages to escape and maim the vengeful robot, but must go into hiding to escape its trail.
Some months, Mia is pregnant with twins, wonders how she will tell them about their father, before she looks on into an uncertain future and driving away.