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99k4manii · 4 months

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(NOT PROOF READ)

Ony x black!f!reader

Sooo basicallyyyy fem reader who lowkey strong asf get jealous but like she little bitty like literally 5’1 while ony a whopping 6,4 everytime YALL argue you give him some rough bruises then y’all fuck it out

Warnings: nsfw! P in V, jealousy, toxic relationship, idk what else tbh

You and Ony were cuddling on the couch watching “missing” for like the 100th time, he half sleep half woke and his phone started dingin’ at first you didn’t really pay attention. But then it started getting constant so you picked up his phone and put his passcode in to see messages from instagram? but you was pretty sure you told him to delete that shit!

Next thing you know you scrolling through some texts from a bitch named “Ri’hna” it’s like they were texting non-stop yk damn well he aint drop sum off for her ONE time you was finna wake his ass up and slap him in his shit but something told you too see what this bitch look like so you know who you finna beat tf up.

after about like 35-40ish minutes of checking her socials (off of his phone) the bitch texted talkin’ bout’ sum “mmm why you looking at my page sm?? You obsessed aint you 👅👅?” First of all, the bitch was ugly asf and built sloppy second of all, the bitch knew he had a girl! Thats what made you aggressively wake up ony.

“Hmm..? What ma-“ he said sluggishly and he was tired but once a hard ass slap hit him across his face he woke up right away “y/n what the fuck?!” He said like he didnt know what was going on (he didnt) “now who tf is ri’hna?” You said calmly but in a minute you was finna go off “what is you talkin’ bout?!” Ony looked at you with a confused faced then you punch him in his nose, “nigga stop playing dumb with me” you said tryna keep yourself from hitting him again “y/n you ain’t gon keep hitting’ me!” “NIGGA JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION” you said finally gettin loud after that Yall started fighting not just yelling but fist fighting

Ony ended up spendin’ the night at armin and his girls house (your friend) “damnnn she fucked yo shit up!” Armin said feeling bad Ony had a couple bruises over his face nd a somewhat black eye “what did you do fa ha do dat?” F/n had asked with a concerned look, “ion even fuckin know! She just started asking me who Ri’hna is..” “well who is she” f/n had asked “she a regular drop off but she got a crush on Ony” armin and had said “well if yk she gatta crush on you.. why don’t you block ha or sum’ ?” F/n had asked a good question “because she a customer and y/n shouldve look at the messages better I don’ t respond unless she ask for a drop!” Armin and f/n look at each other “welllll—“ armin said “how bout you just go talk to her yk Yall gon end up back togetha’ anyway” he was right no matter how many times y’all “broke up” or fought y’all ended up fuckin’ it out nd being lovey doves again

It was about 2:23 am you heard a knock at yo apartment door you was confused asf because why somebody at your door at 2 somthing in da morning? You looked through da peep hole, suprise suprise it was no other than ony

“Ngh~! Ohh~!” “Fuck-fuck-fuckkkk” here you two are fucking like animals on the living room floor, that’s how terrible it is y’all didn’t even make it to the bedroom! “Mama, you better not beat me up like that again understand?” Ony said somewhat outa Breath while in missionary still pounding tf outa you. “Don’t make me want~to beat you up aga~in” you said with moans interrupting your words. “You didn’t even let me try to explain myse-“ you shut him up with a French kiss “that’s the past this the present forget about that”

After a couple days the same thing happened which ended up in you two fucking YOURE problems out again this relationship was not healthy at all.

Heyyy y’all! so prob tmr ima do the thing cuz gojo won the poll! This is short so hopefully in the future I make longer ones but I ain’t good a typing for a long time.. but anyways yup bye love y’all😘

#smut #black reader #ony x black reader

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sea-jello · 1 year

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every single little detail they managed to fit into bmc

yeah there are SO MANY details in this show and its driving me crazy so im gonna amass everything into posts

ik many of these are well known or obvious or whatever but im doing it so anyone who didnt know about any of these could easily learn it all in one go without having to scour the internet or rewind and watch the background in every single scene yk (also i noticed so many of these myself and im kinda proud and its a way for me to get it all out)

i’m also going to be using @/thesquirrelqueer's be more chill archive which is amazing and frankly scary so go give em some love

edit i changed my mind halfway through this cause thats gonna take me forever so if you want to see all the visual details go check that out. its like thats the artists reference and this is the writers reference i think all the little quirks showcase their personality quite well

im gonna start all the way from the beginning so FIRST UP is 2river's "More Than Survive" (album+show, specifically the one 35 minute 👢)

im telling you its LONG so prepare yourself for that. maybe pull up the video to watch side by side so yk what im talking about (the video on yt is "this isnt be more chill" because its NOT be more chill) tiny warning for very mild nsfw mentions cause its bmc

from the first "c-c-c-cmon" up to "and now of course its time to hit the road" theres a sound that sounds like a mouse clicking to the beat in the background. i thought this was to reflect the show when jeremy stops clicking at his laptop at the line "and now of course its time to hit the road" to gets up and put his pants on, but during "but that really isnt such a change/if im not feeling weird or super strange" you can still hear the clicks. maybe its there just for repetitions sake cause it breaks off at "which means ill be uncomfortable all day" and resumes for those two lines, then you dont hear it again. you can hear this one very clearly if you watched the show, but its a little fainter in the album (i figured it out from the album lmao go me)

during the bus scene in the show when everyones going to their places, jeremy almost crashes into rich and you can hear his voice hitch

christine watches this interaction before "sitting down" on the bus to read

i think brooke is asleep during the bus ride, and gets woken up when the bus jerks forward

jake nearly drops his phone too (again this is all based on the 35 minute video on yt. im sure small things change every show, but this is all we got so im picking this one apart)

jeremy keeps smoothing his hair behind his right ear with his palm, probably a nervous gesture. he does it when they "get off the bus"

during the ensembles (i dont think thats the right word but it just makes it easier for me you know who im talking about) "c-c-c-cmon", michael loses his signal on his phone when they get to school, hence the "cmon"

chloe impatiently gestures to brooke to "cmon" and follow her (yk)

jenna waves to christine. christine puts her book down and waves back, then again just watches jenna and then people

rich messes with jenna and she goes to hit him

after the "c-c-c-cmon"s rich jumps out from backstage and hits jeremy in the nuts you can hear jeremys faint noise of pain

in the little dance break jake and jenna are dancing on opposite sides of the stage, then wave at each other (im pretty sure). jeremy looks back and forth between them while they dance and mistakenly waves to jenna when they spin around (just watch it youll know what i mean)

when chloe, brooke and jenna are gossiping, up to jakes "its a good thing i rock at pool" the "rich set a fire" tune plays in the background (something something gossip rumors) chloe is holding a textbook with the earth on it, so science or something probably. there’s a magazine article page that says “what cheating does to [i can’t see what it says]”, which i’m assuming is a reference to jake?? she also have page cutouts of hair products, straighteners, etc, and i think a picture of either taylor swift or brooke i really can’t tell 💀💀when rich writes on jeremys backpack, he pulls him up by the collar to say "youre dead", then pushes him (jeremy pushes his hair back again) into mr reyes' path where hes walking to put up the play sign up sheet. (side note gerards voice cracked on 'dont touch me tall ass" so it sounds like hes having a tantrum and will connolly looks like a meerkat and i love them both)

when jake says "its a good thing i rock at pool" chloe and brooke hide behind a pillar and listen in, then chloe does a sort of "i told you so" gesture. during the whole "i navigate the dangerous hall" scene, brooke chases after chloe as she storms off upset. rich messes with jenna again and she chases him offstage, then mr reyes follows (im pretty sure he pinched her ass) i dunno if this is a coincidence but christine runs after them offstage too. christine and jenna friendship w

jeremy genuinely sounds so excited when he realized it was a sign up sheet and i wholeheartedly believe he wanted to join the play even before christine, she was just the final push

when the ensemble comes back out before the "christiiiiiiiiine" mr reyes comes out dragging rich by the ear while jenna smugly walks behind them (read back to him pinching her ass). rich flips him off after he lets go. jake walks past chloe without looking up from his phone and chloe does a 180 to chase after him. forgot to mention michael has his hood on and bops to his music in the background of all the ensemble scenes but yk its pretty well known

oh god class scene here we go. rich and jake make the 👌👈 sign at michael. rich very aggressively shoves his WHOLE HAND into the circle and opens his hand. jenna raises her hand and mr reyes brushes her off in favor of trying and failing to get jake to stop, so he moves on to rich. he puts a hand on richs arm and sorta makes the "wtf" gesture. rich makes the "sorry about that" motion with his hand still around his wrist which is kinda funny to me (just watch it i cant even describe it) jake turns to talk to brooke, who was previously talking to chloe. jenna waves to christine again. also christine seemed really shy every time jenna waves at her, and never waves first. idk if this is a coincidence but chloe flips her hair back and brooke mirrors it right after. there’s a poster for an anime club on the bulletin board with the sign up sheet

MICHAEL

jeremys fucking bops to his intro i love him

really quick when michael goes "and were almost at the end of this song" and does his dance jeremy bops along with him. NOW if we stretch a bit and say this actually happened then that means jeremy knew what song he was listening to/where hes at based on him dancing to it earlier they know each other so well they are best friends and possibly boyfriends in this essay i will

jeremy flops his head to the side on the beat and with michaels "how was class" slap hes so dramatic

i think i might be tripping but right after "i hate this school" and during the tore it up and flushed it thing michael in the bathroom plays very very faintly in the bg. IM NOT TRIPPING in the album mitb plays during the humanity stopped evolving thing up to "better time in history to be a loser". and THEN from "so own it" up to the christine jingle THE PANTS SONG PLAYS. you can just barely hear it in the boot too

during the first "canigula" michael waves in front of jeremys face and he kicks at him

before jeremys sign up verse michael takes his lunch tray and jerks his head towards the sheet in a "go on" motion and then ofc pushes him towards it HES SUPPORTIVE OF HIM HELLO this furthers my belief of jeremy being a secret theatre kid. jeremy looks back at him on "who cares if people think im lame" like hes reassuring himself can you hear my heart

when rich shouts "GAAAY" mr reyes points and goes after him

when they all come out to dance, jeremy first mistakenly waves to chloe when she waves at jenna, then rich when he goes to dap jake up, then tries to wave at michael but he spins away while presumably listening to his music. christine just watches chloe and brooke talk again

when they all start slowly standing up at the "go"s jeremy looks so confused

also when he jumps off the chair that is PEAK meerkat moment. then he lands and just stands there for like a solid 3 seconds its so funny to me

LORD almighty we're done that took weeks okay uhh please tell me if i should do EVERYTHING everything like broadway off broadway australia cause lord knows im the ceo of bmc australia rn also i dont want to sound pretentious but please reblog cause i spent so much time and effort on this useless fucking post 😭😭 but whatever i had fun

#WOW i am so normal about this fucking show #also a while ago i learned fucking joe iconis is in fact on tumblr so mr joe iconis if you see this hello you have a very nice musical #shoutout to thesquirrelqueer for giving me permission to use the archive even though i ended up not using it #like i said thats the artists reference and this is the writers reference #watching the background gives you a lot of insight into the characters #i tried to seperate them into sections i hope its not too hard to read #im heavy tagging this idc im not spending so long on this for it to flop #bmc #be more chill #be more chill musical #bmc two river #be more chill two rivers #jeremy heere #michael mell #rich goranski #brooke lohst #chloe valentine #jenna rolan #jake dillinger #christine canigula #bmc jeremy #jeremy bmc #michael bmc #bmc michael #rich bmc #bmc rich #bmc brooke #bmc chloe #bmc jenna #bmc jake

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bored-dom · 2 months

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MASTERPOST

**Please be aware this blog is Multi-fandom!**

Hi, I make AUs. (I guess)

At the current moment it's mainly Undertale AUs-----♡♡♡

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D&Htale: An undertale Au, due to a botched reset, Chara accidentally comes back to life, now their goal is to completely break Frisks connection from the puppeteer

prologue is currently the only thing out for this AU.

Prolouge: 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // Final

Chapter one: page 1

(Closed) Asks: 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10 // 11 // 12 // 13 // 14 // 15 // 16 // 17 // 18 // 19 // 20 // 21 // 22 // 23 // 24 // 25 // 26 // 27 // 28 // 29 // 30 // 31 // 32 // 33 // 34 // 35 // 36 // 37 // 38 // 39

Side stories: Happy Valentines day! // communication // Frisk killed Sans (promt[?])

Important info(I guess for the story)

*please be aware that this is one of my darker stories- content may included blood and gore (but due to not being written 100% there may be more I'm not aware of at the current moment)

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RealityFell:

Nothing yet- Coming soon

Just another Underfell inspired AU!!

Frisk in this Au has no desire to try and break the barrier, They believe that monsters were trapped underground for a reason, and until they can prove to change, they're just gonna stay underground with monster kind

*please be aware that this is one of my darker stories- content may include body horror and blood

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YetToNameRuneTaleUnderDeltaGasterWhyyy

(Yes I know thats a long name, but until I figure something better out, thats what its going to be called. To shorten it just call it, YTNRTUDGW. That makes sense right?👍

An Au where Frisk, Kris and Chara messed up their respective worlds so Gaster throws them into a bunch of different games.

Nothing yet:

Games they'll (probably) be implemented into*in order* : - Batim

- Baldis basics

- Hello neighbor

- Tattletail

- Poppy play time

- Lil guardsman

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SwapFellMurderMystery

Almost exactly how it sounds, a swapfell inspired murder mystery AU. Sans is the detective, Frisk is a ghost (murdered child) following him and Chara about to try and figure out who killed them and the other 6 human children.

Nothing yet:

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MindfulTale: a classic x underfell AU

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CalmerTale:

Monster are still tech underground, except for sans. One day he finds a kid (frisk) near close to death in the middle of a snowstorm. So he decided to take them in and adopt them

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FashionTale:(Name still in progress as I'm sure thats already a thing)

Hard to explain, Mettaton is actually the one in the ruins.

Dynamic I don't ship but is part of the story for plot: Gaster X Mettaton

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twilghtkoo · 1 year

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PROMPT LIST

- this prompt list is for the long term couple from my haechan tiktok series, love foolish !! pls only request up to two prompts max. request a prompt by sending an ask :D if you have any specific requests for the prompts you chose, pls tell me beforehand, and if so pls be specific !!

1. “jealous? i’m not jealous”

2. “can you please pick me up?”

3. “cause i can’t be in this room with you right now”

4. “stay with me tonight”

5. “you know you don’t have to ask”

6. “i just miss you”

7. “because we can’t happen”

8. “come back to bed”

9. “hug me back please”

10. “how are you still so pretty when you cry”

11. “is that a kink you have?”

12. “i remember everything you tell me”

13. “you’re making a mess on my floor”

14. “please don’t leave me alone”

15. “i’ll pay you ten bucks”

16. “what if i told you i’ve been in love with you?”

17. “because i don’t share”

18. “you know you suck at lying”

19. “don’t follow me”

20. “you wake me up at 4am because you’re craving iced coffee? at this hour?”

21. “please don’t cry”

22. “having sex to arctic monkeys is on my list of things to do before i die”

23. “lets just share”

24. “thats not funny”

25. “i’d commit crimes for you, you know that?”

26. “are you happy?”

27. “looking for me sweetheart?”

28. “no i actually hate you”

29. “if you don’t kiss me right now…”

30. “thank you, but i don’t think i’ll last long”

31. “i just need to know that we’re on the same page”

32. “being in love is not a weakness, you know?”

33. “you know i don’t let anyone touch my hair, so feel special”

34. “i’m able to hear your voice from a mile away, but when we’re talking, you’re always quiet…”

35. “i thought you don’t like horror games?”

36. “i thought you weren’t jealous?”

37. “five minutes is all i need”

38. “i got you don’t be scared”

39. “hey, look at me. i’m yours and no one can change that.”

40. “are you sure you want to go there?”

41. “there needs to be two people willing to fix this, that’s what a relationship needs”

42. “no, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”

43. “this is stupid. and i hate that i like it so much”

44. “how do you always make me love you even more, how are you real?”

45. “why is it so hard to say ‘no’ to you?”

46. “do i have to spell it out for you? i love you!”

47. “i guess i kinda like you”

48. “i could kiss you right now”

49. “how are you so smart and yet so stupid?”

50. “i’ve never felt this way about anyone”

51. “i could kiss you right now.” “then do it.”

52. “god, it’s cold outside. you should hold my hand so it doesn’t fall off.” “i’m not that cold, have my gloves.”

53. “i’m not apologizing”

54. “you should really work on your flirting.” “but is it working?” “sadly…”

55. “i think it’s destiny”

56. “he’s so obvious it’s embarrassing”

57. do you want to make me jealous?”

58. “you can hold my hand.”

59. “show me where it hurts.”

60. “hey, it’s okay, you’re safe. nothing is going to hurt you.”

61. “tell me to stay and i will be here for as long as you’ll have me.”

62. “i’m so serious about you.”

63. “is it okay to hug you?”

64. “i wish i could be there with you right now.”

65. “i know, i’m sorry, this is going to hurt for a second.”

66. “please talk to me, i need to know that you’re alright.”

67. “i want to help you. please let me help you.”

68. “how do you always know exactly what i need?” “i pay attention”

69. “i like seeing you like this.”

70. “i want anything that you want”

71. “don’t make me choose.”

72. “dance with me.”

73. “can you kiss it better?”

74. “please don’t walk out that door.”

75. “you can shower with me if you wash my hair”

76. “i love you, please believe me.”

77. “promise?”

78. “why are you crying?”

79. “you have no idea what you do to me.”

80. “how long have you been feeling like this?”

81. “please let me take care of you”

82. “you’re hurt aren’t you?”

83. “no i’m staying.”

84. “it’s always gonna be you baby”

85. “i didn’t want to wake you up.”

86. “you. i love you.”

87. “you could punch me in the face and i would still want you.”

88. “you’re driving me crazy here.”

89. “let me take care of you today. don’t do anything back, just let me.”

90. “i trust you. it’s okay.”

91. “i will never not think about you.”

92. “you’re so dumb”

93. “she looked at you like she wanted to jump you”

94. “c’mere, talk to me.”

95. “come over here and make me.”

96. “please don’t do that.”

97. “if you keep doing that, we won’t make it to the bed.”

98. “text me when you get home.”

99. “i have no idea what you’re talking about.”

100. “i don’t hate you.”

101. “i’ve never felt this way before and i’m terrified to be honest.”

102. “you’re so fucking cute.”

103. “i’m not wearing any underwear. just thought you would like to know.”

104. “wanna join?”

105. “if i ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, would you do it?”

106. “say you want me and i’m yours.”

107. “good girl.”

108. “is that my shirt?”

109. “what would you do without me?”

110. “you’re pretty.” “you’re drunk.”

111. “just let me beat this level and i swear i’ll give you the best orgasm you’ve ever had.”

112. “say it again.”

113. “i don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

114. “stop distracting me.”

115. “i love seeing you smile.”

116. “can i hold your hand?”

117. “don’t call me that.”

118. “i do not have an answer for you.”

119. “can we go home?”

120. “i’m only here for the dog.”

121. “what did you do this time?”

122. “h-how long have you been standing there?”

123. “i’ve been worried sick! where the hell were you?”

124. “please don’t yell at me.”

125. “do you trust me?” “i trust you.”

#yeow6n #lf: prompt list #haechan fluff #haechan smut #haechan angst #haechan fic

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walnut-tankerabogus · 1 year

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BINDER PSA

Ok my dudes, here is your reminder to clean your binder, even if you haven’t worn it for a while, and even more so if you have been!

I haven’t worn either of my binders for about 6 months due to it being colder outside and being able to layer up, however its getting warmer and i decided it may be getting time to ware them again. (Context due to sensory issues I’m very weird about wearing clothes that have sat somewhere for a long time close to my skin, they feel like they get a film of dust or something on them and in the past i have gotten rashes from bedsheets that sat in a drawer for too long so i like to play it safe.) I cleaned them before i put them away for the winter but obviously not well enough as my garment clean freak ass washed them again before use and the water that came out was fucking beige! Im probably embarrassing myself by saying this but i feel like i can make this into a learning experience.

I know some people cant reliably clean their binders due to unsupportive family or maybe your mental health is just down the toilet and you haven’t been able to do upkeep on your binder. But please please wash them when you can. When i wear mine i wash them regularly and even then after sitting in a draw unused mine were still not clean despite looking clean.

These garments sit right on your skin and could lead to skin irritation and other issues if not taken care of properly, and they can still look and smell clean even if they are not. I know its hard for people within certain situations to clean them but please please find a way to do it at least semi regularly, weather that means setting calendar reminders every week, or taking the chance to clean them when your parents aren’t home for the day, or even taking it to a friends house where it would be possible to wash it and do it there.

If you are unsure of how to wash your binders there are plenty of explanations online and where ever you got your binder from will probably have a page on their site dedicated to it, but the way i do it (that is similar, though not the same, to how its described by spectrum outfitters, which is where i purchased both of my binders from) is as follows:

You will need:

A sink or washing up bowl (a washing up bowl is good because if your unexpectedly interrupted you can kinda temporarily whisk the thing away to a safe location)

Access to a faucet/tap and a drain (already taken care of if youre using a sink or are in a bathroom)

Laundry detergent, not much, maybe half a cap at most.

A clean towel

About 45 minutes (minus drying time, but you can probably put your binders somewhere safe to dry if thats a concern)

Steps:

Clean the washing up bowl/sink/whatever you’re going to be cleaning your binder in, this is an important step that can easily be forgotten about!

Fill your washing up bowl with lukewarm water, half way is probably fine, you dont want it too shallow but at the same time your binder will probably float slightly no mater how deep the water is, just make sure its submergible.

Put in your detergent and swill it around a bit so you know it’s incorporated into the water instead of just sitting at the bottom (a good way of doing this is actually pouring it into the water stream as you’re filling up the tub because it properly incorporates it but it can be a bit finicky to do.)

Next is to put your binder into the water and pretend to be a ye olde washer woman for at least 2 minutes. You want to agitate the fibres and make sure the fabric is fully saturated with the water and detergent, you can kinda go wild with this stage as long as it wont damage the binder. swish the binder about, un-submerge and re-submerge it, spin it around in the water, go hog wild! Make sure you get an arm work out from it!

After swishing it around let it sit for 30-35 minutes, this is where the magic happens and all the dirt actually loosens off and gets off the thing.

After letting it sit empty out the bowl and refill it with clean water, rinse off your binder, do this enough times until any residue from the detergent is gone.

Once you do that press it flat in a towel to get most of the water out, if you do it well enough it shouldn’t be dripping and you can hang it up to dry somewhere.

I hope this helps people with looking after their binders, i will now see myself out and keep on being cringe.

#binder #binder care #trans #transgender #trans ftm #ftm #ftnb #nonbinary #trans ftnb #this is a weird addition to my blog but i feel it needs to be said

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lazeecomet · 3 months

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How to teach someone to drive

Featuring my younger brother who has anxiety and has already been a passenger in a car crash

I learned to drive in spite of my parents. They got me an online class (no video, just walls of text and clip art with quizzes) and sat in the car, but they didn't really do any teaching. I failed my behind the wheel test on my first go around. I wasn't gonna have my brother go though the same thing so this is how I got him able to pass his test with 0 faults on his first try in about 6 months (and my parents never even knew it was happening)

Make sure this is something they want to do or feel like they should do. It's very hard to learn to drive if you don't think you need to learn to drive. my brother was against driving but ultimately conceded that he needed to learn at some point even though he didn't like the idea of it

Use the right car. Don't use a big truck or something with weird or large blind spots. I hated driving my mom's volt because i sat way too high in it and couldn't see out very well which feed back to point 1

Link it in with a fun outdoor activity. Are you going somewhere? Plan to do driving afterwards. Do not spring this as a surprise. since your already out and about go for a drive.

Plan a route. Look on Google maps for some cul-de-sac or neighborhood where there is only 1 or 2 ways in or out. This will ensure they can't get onto a main road and also cut down on other traffic

Park the car and take photos of the mirrors from the drivers seat. Show them what you have centered in each. Have them adjust the mirrors to match the photo

Drive around the cul-de-sac. The first few drives will only be about 10 minutes long. Show were to stop at a stop sign. show when to yield. get use to accelerating and breaking gently. Do a 3 point turn and go the other way for some variety. reverse the car against the sidewalk for about 30 feet. parallel parking comes later.

Repeat step 6 until they are comfortable.

Plan a longer route. Use Google maps to find a different neighborhood that has more cross streets and route out a 20 min weave though the neighborhood. with android auto/apple carplay/a phone clip, seeing the route to be taken and knowing what turns need to be taken ahead of time will add purpose to the drive. it sucks to drive around aimlessly. always have a destination

Drive the longer route. This should only need to be done once or twice. Point out any new road signs and what the mean and what to check for

Find the driver's handbook for your state and send it to them. It's usually not more then a 10-20 page PDF with lots of pictures and is a very quick read. the next step is dealing with THE PUBLIC so they should know ALL the rules of the road

plan a route along a less populated multi lane road. something that gets up to 35-45 mph with low traffic. you know the type

drive the multi lane road. go over merging and practice changing lanes at speed. point out new road signs and have them keep awareness of surrounding cars. is there someone behind them that wants to pass? move over. is there someone beside you in the blind spot? are they in front with their signal on? let them in.

its time to start extending the driving time. have them drive to the destination/event or drive home from it. stick to back roads. do not use the highway. google maps has a setting to avoid highways. just follow that. parking lots will now be the new practice backing up

when the situation presents itself, practice parallel parking. its not on the test but its just so good to know. if you could pull into a parking space have them try and parallel park instead

and thats it. in ~6 months only driving one day a week for no more then 2 hours, you can get someone comfortable with driving. going from not driving to driving is all about building confidence. the steps need to be small enough not to overwhelm and the stakes low at the start to make messing up inconsequential. and speaking of mistakes, unless the error is unsafe, do not point out an error until after the situation was passed. its overwhelming and stress inducing if you point out the error while its happening as they will try to correct it, usually slamming on the breaks which is less then ideal.

for example, if they go though a pedestrian crossing without checking for pedestrians (even when there are none), point out how they didnt check, the signs that were leading up to it, and make a point to call out the next one so they do check. on the other hand, if they are about to make a unprotected left on green with cross traffic, STOP THEM.

I hope some people find this helpful. driving is stressful at times. learning how to drive does not need to amplify that

#comet tales #learning to drive #driving

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Hello there! Same person from the last ask, I hope its not too much of a bother, but I was wondering If I could get your opinion on this if thats okay! Though I understand if not :)

quite a couple years ago I began worshipping a deity (Hellenic paganism) and I did a couple of prayers and offerings. I stepped back for a few years until recently.

The prayers I did were more of the moment on my mind and since it was a long time ago, I don’t particularly remember what I said and i’m worried if I accidentally said “I vow” at all (came from a catholic family) though at the time i figure it just meant promise. This is all on me considering I was real young and should’ve researched! I cannot confirm if i DID say that at all, so I was wondering:

In your opinion: How would I go about figuring that out if I DID? How would I ask my deity if I did promise anything? (since i don’t remember at all!)

Would I be able to explain to my deity what happened? I understand Deities are patient and understanding of mistakes but want to be respectful as possible and I’m constantly trying to learn!

Thank you so so much!

Alright, thank you so much for coming back with some more information! I'm happy to give my two cents. I'll go ahead and address your questions:

How would you go about figuring that out if you did? Well, divination is a little wonky sometimes, but you can try almost any form to get an answer. I know a few folks who reach out to deities via divination (for a price, of course; pay your diviners) if you're worried that you're "too close" to the issue to read for yourself.

Would you be able to explain to the deity about what happened? Yeah, probably! Most Greek deities are pretty understanding about the whole "forgetful mortal" thing.

As for if "I vow" counts as an oath, I do not personally believe so. Oaths taken in Hellenism often include the invocation of the River Styx or Zeus himself.

Examples from theoi.com's page on Styx:

It was particularly Homer who introduced the name of Styx to poetry; in Hera's oath he writes : ‘Witness this earth, witness this heaven and the down-dropping water of the Styx.’ [Pausanias, Description of Greece 8. 17. 6 - 8 (trans. Jones) (Greek travelogue C2nd A.D.)]

"[Hypnos (Hypnus), the god of sleep, insists Hera seal her pledge to him by an oath on the Styx :] ‘Come then! Swear it to me on Styx' ineluctable water. With one hand take hold of the prospering earth, with the other take hold of the shining salt sea, so that all the undergods who gather about Kronos may be witnesses to us.’" [Homer, Iliad 14. 271 ff (trans. Lattimore) (Greek epic C8th B.C.)]

"[Hera addresses Zeus :] ‘Now let Gaia (Gaea, Earth) be my witness in this, and wide Ouranos (Uranus, Heaven) above us, and the dripping water of the Styx, which oath is the biggest and most formidable oath among the blessed immortals.’" [Homer, Iliad 15. 35]

So...you're probably in the clear, but it's also probably a good move to reach back out to the deity and be like "Hey, we chill?" Probably won't hurt.

~Jasper

#answered #anonymous #religion #hellenism #oath

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yourpalghost · 8 months

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ghost makes a quick and overly simplified resource time

so im trying to bind a fanfic thats like... 15K. thats like. Idk man i feel like that doesnt need to be a 8X5 book. like that can be 4X5 and it would be nice. and since my magic google-search powers apparently cant be used to my own benefit tonight, i figured this out the long way. so im gonna throw what ive figured out up here quickly.

so for a 32 page signature the usual order for off setting is N, 1, 2, N-1. N-2, 3,4, N-3. and so on until you have all 32 pages. this works for any signature length just replace N with your number. 32 is basically the standard though. I use 32 to 16 for my fic binds. depends on the length. anyway

this exact print order ONLY works if youre printing essentially half sheet sized pages (aka a total of 4 book pages per one printer page). A quarter sized book has a total of 8 pages on it so we gotta change how we do this.

We are going to write out our standard four page blocks and then label them a-h.

now we have to work with TWO page sets for each sheet of paper. the top will be our first set and the bottom will be our second. BUT our printers dont think like that, they think one whole side first and then the second. how do we figure this out so that we can print this? we split our crap up.

So our new order of printing is A, B, E, F and for the back C, D, G, H.

(Yes you could just to A, B, A, B and C, D, C ,D but thats too confusing for me)

Badabing badaboom, when you print this itll come out like youve got two dang pages, you cut along the shorter middle line to separate the top from the bottom and fold as you would your standard book.

if your entire fic or book is only 8 pages long then just this one sheet is all you need, congratulations. now for the stupid weird math situation to get this dumb shit sorted

So because i dont wann ahve to do unnecessary math, im just going to give you the list on how to print this out for 8, 16, and 32 pages. 8 Pages 8,1,6,3. 2,7,4,5.

16 Pages 16,1,14,3. 2,15,4,13. 12,5,10,7. 6,11,8,9.

32 pages 32,1,30,3. 2,31,4,29. 28,5,26,7. 6,27,8,25. 24,9,22,11. 10,23,12,21. 20,13,18,15. 14,19,16,17.

"But what if my fic is longer than 32 pages?" well brother, then you take those numbers? and you make the next set start with 33 and end with 64. and youll have to do the stupid N math type shit on your own. i can not find the name of what this actually is which is why i had to figure it out on my own. good luck. so 1=33, 32=64.

so its like. 64,33, 62, 35. And. 34, 63, 36, 61. and so on. OR you can save your thing in pages of 32 and NOT have to do that math.

You did it.

#ghost made this #ghost teaches stuff #tutorials #book binding #for major ammatures

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st4rguy · 2 months

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1, 4, 10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19, 23, 29, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 48, 68, 88, 89, 92, 93, 98 for the homestuck thing ^^ feel free to skip anything if u want lol

@sleepy-kitty-boy lets gooooo sorry this took so long answers under the cut

original post -> st4rguy.tumblr.com/post/743052789002977280

1: When did you first get into Homestuck? around mid-October last year, I think I had started reading previously but got like. 20 pages in.

4: Ever made your own chumhandle? yeah, I have, it's cosmopoieticQuestant. idk if it's a good one and I don't use it for anything but l like big fancy words and its abbreviation would be CQ and because I'm a fucking nerd that makes me happy. uhh cosmopoietic is a word I really like it means universe-creating so yeahg 👍

10: Ever drank Faygo? No, I have not ever :P

11: Favorite Alpha kid? mmm that's a tough choice but probably Jane?? I find her fascinating like I could write an essay about her.

12: Favorite Alpha troll? Meenah. she's funny, spunky and fun to draw. I like to give her an anglerfish antenna just because why not. Her and (Vriska)'s relationship is fascinating, and she and Aranea are nice too.

17: Favorite Beta kid? Egbert probably? I love them equallyyyy

18: Favorite Beta troll? uahgh. thats difficult. honestly, I don't know.

19: Favorite Beta character overall? I simply could not pick.

23: Favorite guardian? MOM. ROXY. ok like. y'ever think about like. how she likely knew she was going to die. And she basically raised Joey and Jude from when she was a teenager. and we don't know how their story ends yet. I think about her quite a bit.

29: Favorite Friendsim character? HAVE MY LIST: CIRAVA, BRONYA, SKYLA, POLYPA, KONYYL, TYZIAS, AZDAJA, TIRONA, MARSTI, CHARUN, WANSHI, DARAYA AAAAND LANQUE. <- troll call order btw. I loooove them

33: Favorite pale ship? I'll have to go with the classic and say meowrails. you can't beat them.

34: Favorite pitch ship? JANEVRIS. rarepair blast attack!

35: Favorite flushed ship? scratch n sniff perhaps. idk sure I like em.

36: Favorite ashen ship? good question i love the Ashen quadrant I do not know

37: Favourite vacillating ship? KONYYL AND AZDAJA. I know no one cares but I love them. idk if they "vacillate" per se if you ask me they have like. whatever the signless and the disciple had going on. KONYYL LITERALLY SHARES HER THEME WITH THE DISCIPLE.

48: Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them?: I'm born on the cancer-leo cusp so Karkat or Nepeta I love those guys

68: Classpect you identify with currently? uhhh page of space probably. I'm bad at classpects but it fascinates me nonetheless.

88: Favorite Homestuck fics? Early June by RoseGardenofEden, Detective Pony by sonnetstuck and Pilot Light, Pale Rapture by purplebard (series) to name a few

89: Favorite Homestuck fanartists? missbehaviourOuO, conceptofjoy, tgcg, dammarchy211, teethcritter, serfuzzypushover, and like a bunch more

92: Favorite typing quirk? MEENAH FEFERI OR NEPETA. I LOVE PUNS. THEY INFECTED ME WITH THEIR STUPID PUNS. and they are also just cool 👍

93: Favorite MSPFA? burning down the house! idk if it counts really it's not hosted on mspfa but that's probably the most apt description and I think it's really cool and would highly recommend it

98: What characters do you relate most to? Aradia maybe? I tend to go through spells where I feel really detached and apathetic. yk. depression. but uh that's kinda heavy! I also am fascinated by dead things, as well as diseases and fungus and bugs and shit like that but they kinda scare me.

#ask #homestuck

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I’m currently skimming through the Wikipedia page on Planck Units for reasons, and I’m really confused about this one thing in it, but before I get to it I’m gonna give some context.

If reading Planck vaguely tickled your memory, it’s probably from the Planck Length, the shortest unit of distance we know of, and/or the Planck Time, the shortest unit of time we know of.

Now, it’s important for you to know, when I say shortest, I mean shortest.

The Planck Length is equal to 1.616255(18)×10^-35 meters long, or, as it says in the Wikipedia article “About 10^-20 times the diameter of a proton.” That’s 1 followed by twenty 0’s, or, 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 times smaller than the diameter of a proton.

THATS INSANE!

A Planck time is just as incomprehensibly small as the Planck length is, seeing as it’s the amount of time it takes for light to cross a Planck length, about 5.39×10^-44 seconds.

It’s important that you know how impossibly tiny these units are, because in the section “Analysis of the units”, directly after these two measurements is this.

Do you see that? Do you see that measurement?? What the hell is that???

Why is the Planck energy so much bigger than the other ones? Why are they using how much fuel is in a car as an example of how much energy it is?! What is this!?

I am genuinely baffled here, what is going on with the Planck energy that is so different from time and length?

#Planck time #Planck length #Planck energy #science #questions #what?#why?#whom the fuck??

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magnusrosen-blog · 6 months

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Blog 7

"The Tree Of Life Tour" together with Green Cross blogs for Sweden Rock Magazine.

Breakfast at the hotel started a very eventful day. Teacher Ivo came and picked us up this morning / forenoon at 10.00. A very hot day like any other day, but it felt a little extra hot this day. But it worked fine despite a few beads of sweat on my forehead😅. The temperature is between 35-42 degrees C so far. This day we went out to their state university “ Institute Federal pernambuco/ Campus Afogados da Ingazeira ” which was surprisingly impressive. A very fresh school with many fine laboratories from 3d printers, chemistry, electronics, high-level computer courses, food handling, psychology support, etc. The school has 40% solar energy, which is very good. The students make new discoveries that can be used in the world outside the school. The whole feeling was very lovely and inspiring.

Me and Bengt did both information plus some bass playing for the students in the afternoon and a little more lyre in the evening. The appreciation and curiosity was very great, I must say. Between these performances, we also planted some trees symbolically both at the university but also out in the countryside. Yes, they had most certainly never had this combination of Rocker and Social Entrepreneur.

After the last performance, as the crowning glory, we received an invitation to next year's city festival next year, which we accepted on our feet.

Along the way, opportunities arise and problem solutions, changes and new parts of our program are added. Ivo has been added on part of the trip and other collaboration partners have dropped out due to various reasons. This is precisely what makes it an adventure. You live life to the fullest where security is your own inner compass and good travel companions with a focus on what will be best for our mission.

I'm certainly not better than anyone else for doing stuff like this, but it fits my person like a glove. With passion, the days are filled so meaningfully at the same time with the music that is my greatest interest, which comes with hanging on my back in a gig bag. The instrument also functions as a megaphone, as I mentioned before, where the spell-binding forces of culture create attention and illumination of our mission.

Bengt, who has been on this adventure for more than 30 years, has all the experience needed to make a difference. Hats off to him and his associates in Brazil 🇧🇷 🎩

The next day!

Now we are at the bus station (lunchtime) the next day waiting for a bus that will take us to Recife, about a 6-hour journey, then it will be a change to a flight of almost 4 hours that will take us to Manaus. This city is located in the middle of the Rainforests northwest from Recife inland and up the country. We will arrive in the middle of the night around 01:30. So it will be an evening flight.

Brazil is so big and the trips take a long time. But it is also a relaxation as I see it. There is good air-conditioning in the bus and although it is now no more than 1:47 p.m., I feel a little sleepy. Bengt and Ivo fiddle a bit with the phone while the other has his eyelids closed, which I will also do now 🥱

I believe human rights is Peace. if you cant find a peace solution then its wrong people round the table!!! Thats what i believe!!!

Make the world a better place 🌍 Love Peace Understanding Questions give knowledge Free Speech is given a Free World

Magnus

For those interested in the following, Sweden Rock Magazine's page is: https://www.facebook.comswedenrockmagazine Green-Cross www.green-cross.se

Magnus Rosen - Ambassador for Green Cross www.magnusrosen.com

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bluntz420x · 8 months

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082223

Is old age catching up with you? i guess

Would you rather be hot or cold? cold. i can get warmer.

Can you sleep through thunderstorms? yes. sometimes i sleep deeper in a good rain.

What does it take to get you out of bed early (before 9 am)? there has to be a reason.

Ever spent the night in a tent? yes.

Is it ever okay for a woman to ask out a man? yeah dude, lol. if i didnt do that, i wouldnt have had more than half the relationships ive had.

Do people confide in you? yes. perhaps too much.

Ever been around someone who makes you feel stupid? sure. not in a while though.

How often do you use instant messenger? uh, on a computer, only when im working.

What do you call your grandparents? the only living one is gram. dedo and busia have passed.

What do you do when you have trouble falling asleep? read a book.

Have you ever cried while reading a book? LOL uh, i think so. i got choked up on the last one. the cat "dying" really made me sad.

How many college degrees do you want? none.

Where do you call home? the place where i live with my family.

Would you ever attend a black tie formal event? sure lol.

Do you like animals? mostly.

Have you ever written anything longer than 10 pages? yes. i used to write hella stories back in the day.

What do you wear to sleep? usually tee shirt and undies, but sometimes i wear some pajama pants, to avoid my legs sweating on each other and waking me up.

What do you look forward to most in the next 2 months? all this financial problem shit to be behind me.

How important is it for a significant other to be good with kids? its honestly not that important, but my husband already had a son coming into the relationship, so he needed to be a good dad otherwise i would have negatively judged him and we would not have been able to last nearly as long as we have lol.

Do you have anyone who is a surrogate parent/sibling to you? my cousin is more like my sister. i dont know anyone good enough to carry the mantle of surrogate parent. those people are usually transient in my life.

Ever fallen asleep sitting up? yeah lol. see the first question.

Can you snap your fingers? pretty soundlessly.

Can you wink? yes.

Do you wear a belt? nope.

Any jewelry in the room you’re in? probably lots, on humans.

What song explains how you feel about love? off the top of my head, i do not know.

Do you know how to play pool? What about foosball? i know how to do both, very vaguely, and if i happen to do well, i promise its a total fluke lol.

Have you ever finished reading an entire book in a day? yeah, maybe one time.

Ever known anyone who was a tomboy? yeah, me and my gang from 5th-7th grade lol.

What is something that begins with Z? Zebra. <- fair enough

What kind of person do you hope to be when you’re 35 years old? thats next year LOL. i like who i am now. i bet i will like who i am next year. might not be too different.

How many keys do you carry with you? one.

Have you ever been IN a wedding? yeah.

Does hardship make a person stronger? unfortunately yes.

What comes to mind when you think of pregnancy? ew. no thank you.

Have you ever attended a professional sporting event? yes.

What is your favorite brand of clothing? i dont follow brands.

Which do you value more, intellect or work ethic? i only care about someone's work ethic if i work with them. since i dont care to make more friends at my workplace, i value intellect.

Have you ever been covered in mud? probably not.

What U.S. cities have you not visited that you would like to visit? these cities arent special. if youve been to one, youve been to them all.

Which do you watch more, ESPN or MTV? MTV.

How well do you know the people you live with? very well.

Do you have any heroes? not really.

Ever been to a cabin on a mountain? yes. gorgeous. highly recommended.

Do you want to be married and have a family of your own later in life? i am married, i do not want my own babies, i met my stepson when he was 5. life has been fucking good to me, dude.

How hard is it for you to stay on task? LOL depends on the task.

Ever lost your voice? not really.

Do you take your time when making an important decision? i try to. its not always easy.

Could you handle being away from home for weeks at a time for your job? probably not.

Are you a cautious person? i try to be, but not too cautious.

Do you chew gum? not really.

Do you own any jerseys? nope.

Do you have a song stuck in your head? not currently.

Do you like your job? yeah its fine.

Is there anything worrying you right now? i guess im worried. more like just feeling negative about it, lol. worried implies idk how things are gonna turn out imo, and thats just not how i feel.

#survey

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discoidal · 3 years

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im abt to lose my shit every goddamn article on this GODFORSAKEN subject is LOCKED behind a fucking PAYWALL. i dont want to go into a stem career anymore FUCK being a scientist i’m just going to be broke and angry at the bottom of the ocean

#academia SUCKS i hate EVERYTHING. just let me fucking learn about the thing oh my god!!!!#20 dollars. 35 dollars. 40 dollars. for 24-hr access to one (1) article.... are u fucking kidding me???? are u shitting me???#im going mad. this is how mad scientists are made #first my research teacher tells me my topic is too behavioral and i need to go in a more STEM direction and like fine! ok! thats fair!#i go to a STEM school that was my bad! but when i try to find just one (1) reliable and interesting article abt lupus or whatever #i am fucking cockblocked by corporate greed #unbelievable #this paper is due in 2 hrs 30 mins and sir docked points on my last article summary bc it was too long so i have to make it Fucking Succinct #sir i wrote 400 words for a 13 page article and thats still too long? thats still too fucking long? just kill me i cant take it anymore #anyways time to try and cram a 10 page article in fuckin 200 words or some shit. god.

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icewindandboringhorror · 6 years

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I’m transferring all of my worldbuilding stuff over to a second website just to see if I can organize it better but in this site’s text editor it actually shows information about the text and like..hbbb..i don’t realize how long some of this nonsense is until i copy and paste and it shows “97,568 characters, 58 min. read “

#which isn't that long I guess but consider that my 'in my own head' estimate for how long it would take to read #everything I post is like 'idk maybe 15 minutes' then seeing nearly hour long estimates does +35 damage to my health immediately #also I'm of course still going to post all of this stuff here. I just also want to have like.. my own website where I can organize the info #better with tools that tumblr doesn't allow or etc. So that can be like a main reserve for information and then the stuff I post on my art #blog is the same stuff but also mixed in with sculptures and etc. etc.#also because like.. I didn't even know tumblr had a character limit on pages but it does. So I can't make custom pages with all the content #I want to have in them ghbhb #but anyway.... shocking also to think... 'I had to write all that and at some point read it multiple times to check for spelling errors and #etc.' like.... how much time.. do i spend on this... I consider writing about species and stuff as a Quick Little Effortless Side Hobby #because that is legit how it feels to me like. it's so easy to just come up with stuff and is fun to write about whatever random nonsense #you want it truly does feel like almost no effort. But then seeing how long some of this is and considering that if I took all of the #information I've ever written publicly and also included all the random text documents on my computer together it #would probably add up like.. well over the length of an average novel and probably took me at least like 70 or something #hours at this point to write everything in my head down is like.. bhbbgbhb What If I'm Wasting A Lot Of Time Actually #and of course it's not like.. wasted wasted. I have a nice full realm for myself that I can do anything with now. I have a setting I can #use for anything if I ever want to. but still it's just like.. Oof Thats A Lot Of Time And Effort For Something I Literally #Classify In My Mind As The Quickest And Easiest Hobby I Have #also if that's my Short And Simple hobby then.. how much time am I putting into everything else?? I live in a gouddamned time warp #bhGHBHBB

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kakashifanrp · 3 years

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Hi! I would like to request an angst fic where the reader and kakashi are friend with benefits and one day kakashi accidentally called another woman’s name. Thank you so much ❤️

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An: I hope this came out somewhat how you wanted 🥰 PART 2

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As most single people do when they won't bother with relationships, you find a friend with benefit. Someone who could fill the one need that was needed. You however had made this deal with a friend you have had for years, and suprisingly he was happy with the arragement aswell. Kakashi had been single as long as you could remember, but he sure knew how to work out his stress if needed.The best nights were after he came back from long missions. It made him more needy and rough, like he still had andrenaline left that he needed to get out.

It didn't take long from the knock on the door to being pushed against the wall with his lips on yours as he kicked the door close behind him. "You need to lock the door" You whispered against his lips, as you could sence the annoyence from him. He turned and locked the door behind him before he lifted you up and walked to the bedroom. "Now this will be taken from the forplay" he muttered before pushing you down on the bed. "I thought you were patient" You smirked a bit as he pulled the curtains and got undressed. "I am not tonight" he pulled off the mask and headband, making you tilting your head.

"I see" His dominant behaviour was a turn on indeed. You sat up and pulled off the nightshirt you had on, leaving you bare for him. "thats more like it" Kakashi sat down on the bed and locked lips with you again. It didn't take him long to have you fully undressed beneath him, letting him do whatever he wanted and felt for.

This time was different, the way he went about it. He were more intense, and even rougher than usual. It was not a complain in any way, shape or form, more like a pleasant suprise. Your nails digs into his skin as you felt the build up in your core. You closed your eyes and threw your head back, looking forward to the realise that was soon to come. The small grunts and heavy breathing down your neck just made it alot better.

In the middle of what was suppose to be the best thing you felt your body tense up as Kakashi whispered a name you had never heard before too close to your ear, making your body react instantly as your hand slapped his cheek in pure reflexes. "ouw" he whines and put his hand up to his now sore cheek. "what the hell was that?" it didn't hit him before he noticed your glare before you pushed him off you. You sat up and put your Bathrobe on and walked out of the bedroom. You could hear Him curse behind you as you walked to the kitchen to make yourself some tea.

First was the shock, now it was more pure anger. "hey. Let me explain" Kakashi stopped by the entrance to the kitchen as he looked at you, noticing the tension in the room. "Tea?" you muttered in a warning tone, as you filled your own cup. "it was enough with the mark i allready have, thank you" you gave him a glare making him tense. "you wear a mask, soo sadly no one is gonna see it" you sat down and held onto your cup as you looked away from him. "just let me explain.." Kakashi carefully walked over and leaned against the table.

"what is the big deal anyway?" he sighed. "are you really that stupid?" you leaned back and raised a brow at him. "it dosen't matter if it is a stranger or a friend you fuck, you don't say another womans name during the best parts!" you clenched your fists, debating if he needed another slap or not. "soo you are jealous?" Thats it, you slapped his arm making him jump back. "it is not about jealousy!"

"then let me explain! It is not what you think!" He glared back at you. "what I think is that you said another womans name into my ear during the sex right now! Or am I wrong, Kakashi!?" He just sighed and threw his book in front of you. "page 35, read it" he commanded. "what the hell does this have to do with the damn book!?" He didn't reply as he open the book up onto the page he said and pointed at a sentance. You sighed as you read it over. "and?" you raised a brow at him as he leaned down to your level. "He whispered another womans name into her ear to see how she reacted!" He explained.

"and still, what do that have to do with this!" Kakashi run a hand trought his hair. "I wanted to see your reaction, too see if you cared" he explained softly, which made you confused. "Don't tell me you get the flirting tips from this?" you rubbed your temples softly. "whats wrong with that?" Now Kakashi was the confused one. "Let me tell you a secret, every woman on earth would have slapped you for this, if they cared for you or not" Kakashi narrowed his brows as you stood up and got close to him. You kissed his neck softly making him relax, and play along, until you felt he was in the right mood.

You nibbled at his earlobe softly, the way you knew he liked it, before whispering into his ear. "Iruka.." Kakashi tensed up and looked at you. "see, dosen't feel good does it?" you crossed your arms over your chest. "well, I agree" he sighed and rubbed the back of his neck shamefully

#submission #kakashi hatake #kakashi hatake x reader #kakashi sensei #naruto universe #naruto uzumaki #kakashi hatake x you #kakashi #kakashi fanfiction #naruto #kakashi hatake rp

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