#and then i think-- naaaah

[spiderman-into-the-sapphiverse]

in my mind ambrosius and bal didn't get back together right away. they had this very awkward phase where I just know ambrosius fought TOOTH AND NAIL to get bal back, begging to get another chance in the most pathetic manner through drunken texts and lousy serenades, I know he got ghosted thirty different times, I know he cried about it to the entire Order, I know bal made hundreds of arm jokes to make him feel bad, I know the whole city was keeping up with the tea, I know the Spirit of Nimona herself was feeling the vibrations of the gay drama through the cosmos

#ambrosius said the L word in an alley and was left there like a bitch..you think bal would just stop it there??naaaah #give me pathetic ambrosius and icy ex ballister pls #i want the fics on my desk by tomorrow #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin

[mavlotov]

funny guys from my last hazbin rewatch !! :o)

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #mart #hazbin #i’m ngl y’all… alastor’s fuck ass bob is so fun to draw i will never get tired of it #i was sitting on these for a fat minute thinking i’d line n color them eventually but naaaah

[lottalove01]

i thought yung lean was russian

#I MADE SO MANY JOKES ABT HIM AND ME SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER #AND NO ONE EVER CORRECTED ME #.. i feel personally attacked #even showed some of his songs to my dad wthhhhhh #actually i think its my dads fault bc he saw him on my computer when i wat hed a mv of his and he said he looked russian #so i just accepted his evaluation bahahahah #naaaah i dont believe this bc why did this man sample na zare then this is crazy

[ratguy-nico]

people I need you to apreciate this scene as much as I do, if they dont end up fucking after this I dont now what would make the trick.

LOOK AT BOB'S FACE AFTER JIMMY COMPLIMENT HIM the fuck even the music. unbelievable

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #bob is a faithful husband #but linda would be the first one to throw him to the arms of a man without a doubt #though I still think Bob have better chemistry with other characters #I mean Teddy is his actual husband #and Calvin Fischoeder is literally there #but there's something in his relationship with Jimmy that it just get me #enemies to lovers #did you say? #naaaah #couldn't be that #haha #👀

[idrilearfalas]

About that Odin's rumor again:

I don't think that to identify Mobius as Odin would make narratively sense for the character nor something that Disney/Marvel could do without objective complaints.

I mean, nothing about Mobius and his behavior towards Loki points in that direction. I'm sorry but simply that's not the kind of relationship a father and a son have. Sure, we might say they don't know it yet... but if they suddenly did, there would be plenty of situations they lived that would clash with this knowledge.

I'm not even talking about the slashy aspects, mind you, but of the normal behaviors they've been showing the whole season: plotting schemes together, Loki comforting Mobi with pie, the name calling (i.e. pussycat). That's definitely *not* father/son material.

I don't see Disney/Marvel creating a family relationship based on such ambiguous premises. It would be honestly a bit distasteful... and certainly off-putting .

Furthermore, there's also too much slash history behind these characters and it'd make this plottwist dangerously repulsive.

#lokius #loki spoilers #naaaah I don't think they'll do it #it would be too much #not that I'm not scared #i had theories on son too #they were logic #based on the show #on what we saw on it #and we all know how it ended #so you can never say what goes through the mind of writers #but this... honestly this would really be too much

[gonnaeatyourgirlfriend]

i've been wondering if i'm genderfluid or not for YEARS. hm. interesting...

#i might need to come to terms with something..... #it's too complicated #i never really feel “fully” woman or man #also i don't want to title myself all the time #“today i am xyz” naaaah #nothing wrong with that! its just not for me #i don't even want to know what i am all the time #i just want to be #but damn genderfluidity is always a question every time i think about gender #is it... an internal thing? is it for the “ease” of just saying nonbinary? #i have no fucking clue.... #transtuff #nonbinary #trans #transgender #genderfluid #or i might be multigender?????? #no i don't feel 'connected' to thr genders enough for that #not agender either... #maybe sometimes #wait

[nejackdaw]

Because I'm an angst peddler, a little Miguel contribution:

I have a heart built for war / but I have never fought a fucking war like this

#spiderverse #miguel o'hara #the song is definitely not on the in progress angst playlist pfft. what me??? naaaah #anyway i think he should be absolutely fucking ripped apart and torn down to nothing #for funsies #and also so he can grow i just need everyone to kick his ass and knock some sense into him #also ik everyone talks about miles/spot parallels but have yall read miguels backstory #they are something to me.... samw beginning different paths etc etc but miguel has slid down onto the wrong one too #i think they should all kick miguels ass and then go deal with spot. and then snacks #it wasnt very clear so 'theyre something to me' is the fucking. spot/miguel branching and converging paths thing #anyway to spare any potential questions the song is king 810 'eyes' #devil dont cry is also on there but thats a different vibe #theyre both absolutely wrecking me as i chew on miguel like a piece of gum #he

[sins-of-the-sea]

"Giovanni?

"It's.... time."

"............"

"I don't know if I'm strong to go through with this…

"But it's the only way now…."

"I know…."

"Just remember-

"I always loved you, little cousin."

"I love you too, big blubber cousin.~"

"Let's just….

"Get it over with."

---

And so, as the snowy night of Venice sleeps in, Giovanni makes his way to his mother's bedroom…

"Mama?"

Giovanni's mother Marianna answers, "Yes?"

"Suck my balls! You're a fat bitch!"

"WHAT?!"

And after Marianna chases Gio around the palace, the two boys were able to lure her into the cellar and lock her up. They got in deep trouble afterwards, but it was worth it.

#did I just spend 4 days working on a shitpost? #naaaah #the icons are legit #I just wanted to make this shitpost for a long time too lmao #incorrect quotes #fatphobia tw #[Captain Josep Frascona] #[Giovanni Vespucci] #nah I don't think Mariana is actually fat but ya know

[persephoneflouwers]

-

#among sll the reasons ive read in the past two years #for why the bbg is still around and being pushed as much as it is #the theory ‘louis wants it’ is easily the dumbest #like you can literally think of anything #a - n - y - t - h - i - n - g #and you come up with… thus? naaaah think harder babes #*this

[lordtonic]

Weird question but how old is Mole, he's giving dilf

LOL HRMMM SCRATCHES MY CHIN idk but i would not classify him as one of my old men!! i think physically??? maybe 30s, possibly his actual age????? IDK MAYBE HES ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT LOOKS YOUTHFUL ISUHFUIW

so sadly,,he is not dilf,,,,old enough to be one,,,just isnt smh

#hold on the spanish version of she wolf just came on #uuuuna loba en el armario tieeeeene ganas de salir AWOOO #anyways #would it be scary if he got bigger w age i think itd be funny #naaah #/looks #naaaah

[the-replacemints]

thinking about getting a monitor for my desk in the office insert eyes emoji here

#my new mac screen is pretty large but i still think the extra desktop space would be nice #gonna look around at some thrift stores today or something maybe #plus i feel like having it would give me more incentive to actually get work done on campus #instead of being like naaaah ill do it at home and then going home and getting nothing done cuz im at home

[hallofhelios]

(I know it’s been like two years I’m sorry but please I’m only just playing Guns, Love and Tentacles now and-)

ARIN??!!!!!!!!!!! MR. VIDEO GAME BOY in MY video game?!!!

ofc he voice acts in a DLC about a gay wedding in Tentacle Town

#arin hanson #borderlands 3 #guns love and tentacles #i was like damn that sounds like arin’s voice he’s always doing #but i thought naaaah it must just be some kind of staple genre of video game voice i havent really heard #but then i was all #hmmm no it REALLY sounds like him #let me just check who it really is so i can stop thinking it’s him #and WOULD YOU BE FUCKED #LOOK WHO IT WAS #this is cool to me

[taupewolfy]

im sorry everytime i see high fidelity ps5 graphixs or whatever it just looks so wrong so bad.....we‘ve circled back to ps3 era uncanny valley minus the sweat sheen

#sorry i am a hater on this. it's stupids amount of unecessary work for artists. we found out how to do things quicker and cheaper (like #rendering-wise and cost wise) but NAAAAH elt's use RAYTRACING < deranged #ANYWAY that's personal preference i still do think it's abit sillay to have games look like that and be expected to look like that #and often it' sjust too much visual shit!

[self-portraiture]

also my perler bead post is Monday's thing I was made of. I'm not made of anything today, honestly not sure I exist. I think I'm the insides of an extremely thin hollow shell constructed around nothing, not even air. one day, when I press on something too hard, or go swimming, or jump, and the shell cracks, air will rush inside and the vacuum that is me will spill out. there will be no more nothing left inside the shell and I'll cease to exist in my nothingness. I won't be anymore.

#naaaah im sure it's fine #poetry #poetry maybe? #poetry almost? #prose #prose for sure at least #journaling #free form #ok if yesterday was perler beads (hollow pieces of plastic) #and today is nothing #i think maybe im sensing a recurring theme this week #maybe fragility undertones #hmmm #something to think about #stream of consciousness #creative writing

[cup-of-red-tea]

I canonically have nerve damage I’m gonna cry did the miracle actually happen? Did we actually find something? What is this blessing? 

Emotional breakdowns aside we still have to figure out WHY I have nerve damage. Endocrinologist (fuck spelling) suspects autoimmune thyroidititis (fuck spelling again) so maybe we’re onto something. 

#maybe just maybe #my pseudo allergies ARE autoimmune #do think there's a miraculous chance that i'll get a disability because interating with perfume causes my own body to start killing itself? #naaaah where am i... a country? #but like #i can't work physical jobs because i'm weak and get easily tired because of nerve damage #and i can't work office jobs because of perfume and bleach #what do homies #and i can't do creative freelance because adhd and executive dysfunction #somebody mf help #me

[abcdefuk-off]

My employer be like: can u come half hour before ur shift to sign some paperwork?

I be like: no, but i can sign work-related paperwork during my shift.

#like wtf u bitches think i work for free #naaaah #not me babe #i give 110% on the clock #but i dont do shit for free