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Look, I like the batfam members and all but if I found out I had to personally interact with any of them in real life for any length of time whatsoever my face would be stuck in an expression of unmitigated horror.
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eidolons-stuff · 1 year
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Enid: *annoyedly huffs* "Fine. Ajax, for some time, I kinda had a crush on you"
Xavier & Thing: *sarcasm* "Really?"
Enid: *pissed* "Yes. But, I like Wednesday now. A lot."
Ajax: "You don't maybe like me even a little still?"
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awakefor48hours · 6 days
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Me at all writes: pleas describe your characters of colors with dark skin, brown skin, black. Please stop using foods. Please stop using various levels of tan. Pleeeaaaassseeeeee
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terrifaecapathy · 5 months
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# hi guys ## im gonna cull myself
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For the brain ask game. I'd love this answered for Damien.
Midbrain (pain signals) - What is the most physically painful thing they have ever experienced?
Thank you for the ask! From this ask game.
Oh boy. That's a hard question.
It's probably a bit undecided between amputating his horribly infected arm without anesthesia, or that one time he got beaten with a cane, after being left tied to a pole in the sun all day, after getting beaten up 😶
At least for the amputation he passed out rather quickly 😅
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sunboki · 1 year
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hi!! talk to me please~ i want to hear you guys’ thoughts on anything and everything
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freddief4gb34r · 8 months
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am i the only one that dislikes twin fanfiction?
like where its pretty much “oh reader is ndnsn’s twin! and—“ like no
im not the twin of this woman with blonde hair and bright green eyes like huh
no
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Things to look forward to for the End of the Year:
Bernadette Banner's Ranking on Every 2022 Costume Drama on Historical Accuracy.
I truly want to see her opinion on Bridgerton and Persuasion.
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confinesofmy · 1 year
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accidentally got drunk and came out toooo maybe 7 people? because my cousins were asking if i was gonna fuck a person at the party and someone said they heard i was a queer and i said nah i'm not really into any of that and my northern cousin asked if i was asexual and i said "how do you know that word?" and it all escalated from there 💀💀💀
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dorciham · 1 year
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hamham - making my sister feel physical pain while studying #1
so dorci just asked me why she has to study kuru for biology 10 minutes of explaining later, after touching on mad cow disease, brains, pork rinds, and how gummy bears are made, i think i've accidentally made her vegan
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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amygdalae · 7 months
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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terrifaecapathy · 4 months
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# you ever fuck up ## severely
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omegasmileyface · 3 months
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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bronzetomatoes · 3 months
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Why dont we all look at Andy
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