Look, I like the batfam members and all but if I found out I had to personally interact with any of them in real life for any length of time whatsoever my face would be stuck in an expression of unmitigated horror.
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Enid: *annoyedly huffs* "Fine. Ajax, for some time, I kinda had a crush on you"
Xavier & Thing: *sarcasm* "Really?"
Enid: *pissed* "Yes. But, I like Wednesday now. A lot."
Ajax: "You don't maybe like me even a little still?"
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Me at all writes: pleas describe your characters of colors with dark skin, brown skin, black. Please stop using foods. Please stop using various levels of tan. Pleeeaaaassseeeeee
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# hi guys ## im gonna cull myself
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For the brain ask game. I'd love this answered for Damien.
Midbrain (pain signals) - What is the most physically painful thing they have ever experienced?
Thank you for the ask! From this ask game.
Oh boy. That's a hard question.
It's probably a bit undecided between amputating his horribly infected arm without anesthesia, or that one time he got beaten with a cane, after being left tied to a pole in the sun all day, after getting beaten up 😶
At least for the amputation he passed out rather quickly 😅
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hi!! talk to me please~ i want to hear you guys’ thoughts on anything and everything
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am i the only one that dislikes twin fanfiction?
like where its pretty much “oh reader is ndnsn’s twin! and—“ like no
im not the twin of this woman with blonde hair and bright green eyes like huh
no
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Things to look forward to for the End of the Year:
Bernadette Banner's Ranking on Every 2022 Costume Drama on Historical Accuracy.
I truly want to see her opinion on Bridgerton and Persuasion.
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accidentally got drunk and came out toooo maybe 7 people? because my cousins were asking if i was gonna fuck a person at the party and someone said they heard i was a queer and i said nah i'm not really into any of that and my northern cousin asked if i was asexual and i said "how do you know that word?" and it all escalated from there 💀💀💀
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hamham - making my sister feel physical pain while studying #1
so dorci just asked me why she has to study kuru for biology
10 minutes of explaining later, after touching on mad cow disease, brains, pork rinds, and how gummy bears are made, i think i've accidentally made her vegan
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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# you ever fuck up ## severely
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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Why dont we all look at Andy
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