#anyway this is how penny stans will win

[tuxxydo]

penny coming back to life really is a matter of “when” and not “if.” between the weird details in volume 9, and the fact that volume 8′s final episode emphasized that “[penny] is a part of [winter] now,” i can already list like 3 different methods.

#the first method obviously being what they mentioned in volume 8 #pietro brings her back again but he dies cus of no more aura #they won't do this ofc #but there's also #pietro builds her and him AND winter gives their aura for her to come back #ofc winter still has to be the winter maiden to do this #both of these options sound like end of series decisions anyway #and option 3 being the ever after #they're in fairy tale land and pinocchio dies multiple times and comes back as well so why not? y'know? #also ever after seems like the best bet anyway cus crwby has illustrated that the maiden powers and penny's robot body were #metaphorical strings attached to her #anyway this is how penny stans will win #penny polendina #rwby volume 9 #rwby #rwby volume 8

[jardin-de-limaginaire]

Hello! Idk if you’re requests are open but if they are would you be able to write Jane doe/penny lamb x gn or transmasc reader?? Kinda like before the accident reader and Jane hang out in the bus together then do their own things around the fair like wining eachother gifts or going on couple/duo rides?

My requests are always open! Of course, I'll write that scenario. For all my Mischa lovers, I'm sorry for not feeding you any Mischa content, I promise after this request that I'll post more Mischa content soon!

Anyways, here's your order of Jane Doe/Penny lamb where she goes in the tunnel of love and wins gifts together with her boyfriend, (Y/N). (I'll make (Y/N) transmasc as the request suggested)

We're also almost at 100 followers, and I'm literally so happy. I started taking writing requests on this blog with 10 followers, and I'm already almost at 100! Idk how to thank you guys enough for this! Also, happy new year!

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The tunnel of love (Jane Doe/ Penny Lamb x transmasc!reader)

(𝓨/𝓝)'𝓼 𝓟𝓞𝓥

Today was a very exciting day for me. You might wonder why, and the answer is really simple yet a little childish. Today I'm going to a fair together with my choir buddies and my girlfriend, Penny, from the request of Father Marcus.

I was trying to keep my excitement very hard, but it was still very obvious that I was enthusiastic about this event. Ever since I was younger, I've always been excited to go to Fairs, Carnivals, Circuses, you name it. I used to beg my parents to take me to them right before the grand opening. I mean, who wouldn't be excited to go to a special event, especially if you lived in a small town like I lived in.

"Hey, (Y/N)? What are you thinking about?" Asked my girlfriend, Penny. She was the first person that I came out to as being trans, and she made me feel the happiest when she gladly accepted me. I smiled at her, feeling joyous about the fair.

"I'm just really happy that we're going to the fair! Aren't you excited too?" I asked her.

She nodded, with a smile on her face. "Of course I am! Who wouldn't be when you can have fun together with your partner and friends?"

"Yeah! You're right!" I laughed as "Angeleyes" by ABBA was playing in the background. We all began singing, except for Penny. I looked at her confused, but she just smiled at me.

Once we arrived, I was in awe. Unlike the last years, the fair was bigger and looked like it was full of people of different ages and sizes.

"So kids, I'll let you all ride whichever rides you want. Be sure to come back here before 06:30 PM, when we have to go back to the school building!" Father Marcus said.

"Yes sir!" We all exclaimed at him as we went different ways. Father Marcus smiled at us, before going to a hotdog stand that was near the entrance. I took Penny's hand, and we began looking for something fun that we can do.

"So, what do you want to do first?" Asked Penny, as I took a map of the fair to look at the rides that we can ride. My eyes immediately landed on "The cyclone" ride, the gem of Uranium's fair. People even came from all over the world, just to ride "The Cyclone". I never went on it, but I and my friends made a plan that we'll go on it last.

"Hm...How about we first go to..." I looked to see what kind of ride or place we could go to. I looked to my right and saw a winning prize game with pokemon plushies. Eureka!

"How about we go to the pokemon prize game? I can get you a plush if you want!" I suggested. Penny smiled and nodded.

"Yeah, We can get matching plushies!" She giggled. I took her hand, and we walked to the pokemon prize game, which was a bust-a-balloon game. The man at the stand gave us 5 darts, and we had to aim at the balloons so that we can get a prize.

Penny used 2 darts, and I used 3 darts. She surprisingly popped 2, meanwhile, I also popped 2.

We were both given two matching Shaymin plushies, and we smiled at each other.

"What should we name them..." Asked Penny as we were walking to the cotton candy stand.

"How about...Hmm..." I began looking at the stands so that I can get an idea. My eyes landed on a popcorn stand and a nachos stand. "How about Nachos and Popcorn?" I laughed.

"Haha! That's a funny idea! Fine then, Nachos and Popcorn will be their names." Responded Penny, hugging Nachos.

"Ooh! Wanna go to the tunnel of love?" I wiggled my brows as a joke as I pointed at the tunnel of love ride.

"Actually, that sounds fun!" Giggled Penny. "Let's go!" She said as she took my hand and we ran to the tunnel of love.

Once we got there, we paid the two people at the stand, and we got in a boat. The place looked like those tunnels of love that you'd see in cartoons. The tunnel was heart-shaped, and there were statues of iconic couples from history, like Romeo and Juliette, Aphrodite and Ares, and many more. It made me giggle a little from how funny the decorations were. They were all pink and tacky, but it made the place have a personality.

The only thing that seemed off was the "Keep your hands inside the boat" that was very big and bold. Ok then, Mr. Obvious, I'll keep my hands inside the boat.

"This was a bad idea-WOAH!" I yelled as the ride began working. At first, the tunnel looked dark, but there were animatronics there to bring the mood, but which made it actually look more hilarious than romantic.

After what seemed like an eternity, we finally exited the ride. Instead of kissing or anything, we both were laughing at the decorations there.

"Thank you (Y/N)! I wouldn't have had a fun time if it wasn't for you!" Said Penny as she gave me a small peck on the lips. I blushed a little, and she began giggling.

"Oh, it's almost time when we need to go on the Cyclone like we promised to the rest of the group!" I panicked as I took my flip phone out and looked at the time. "Tag, you're it!" Laughed Penny.

"Hey!" I began laughing as I began chasing her. This day surely was the best one yet, even if we're just getting to the best part.

𝑅𝑒𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔 >> 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 (𝒩𝑜𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈)

#Randommoonchild #reader insert #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone x reader #Jane doe x reader #Penny lamb x reader #penny lamb #jane doe #rtc jane doe #jane doe rtc #rtc musical #penny lamb legoland #penny lamb rtc #penny lamb ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone musical #rtc x reader #rtc #rtc fanfic

[thelastbraincellofthehive]

Ok so... I haven't watched anything RWBY since last finale because I was fucking mourning and still kinda am... But anyways, now that Volume9 Is coming and I feel I little more calm and not wanting to kill absolutely everyone for taking my beautiful daughter AGAIN I decided to rewatch the series 'cuz nostalgia

I just finished Volume 1, here are my thoughts:

Omg the black models for the extras 😂😂😂 I fuckin'forgot about the shadow people!!! I love them!

Also I'm so very proud of how the animation has grown <3 Volume 8 animation is*chef's kiss*

Also, Miles and Kerry have grown up so much as writers!! Like, I adore the dumb jokes and references on these early volumes, but to think where the story heads after!!! OMG it's so awesome!!!

Now going for more specific stuff pardon my rambling and lack of order

Hearing Salem's voice in the intro hits so different after everything we've been through, I love it!

I'm 1000% sure that Ozpin knew from the start that Jaune was lying on his entrance papers, just like he knew who Blake was from the start.

Nora in Players and Pieces is just:

We stan Nora so hard it hurts<3 best girl.

Also that fucking nevermore fight still takes my break away after watching it more than 30 times! Not many things can say that!

Weiss grows so much across the seasons and I'm so proud of her <3 it's so amazing to see her in this volume knowing what she'll become #you'redoingamazingsweetie #that'smygirl

Blake, darling, there was absolutely no reason for you to crouch down behind Yang in Forever Fall, aside from wanting to watch her ass, your bisexuality is showing honey. #Proud

Also speaking of Yang, it's so weird to see her without her robotic arm again????? Can I just said that as much as I love every version of Yang, volume 5+ is her best version in every way

The fuckin' bunkbeds were and still are a hazard lol I love them though.

Roman, my beloved</3 I've missed you so much king, I wish you could be able to reunite with your girl. She also misses you so much.

That said, I'm sorry my boy, but I know if I had the power to bring back any character who has died in the series... It would always be Pyrrha. I understand why, but it doesn't mean she didn't deserved so much better.

Anyways back to the fun stuff (and there's a lot) Ozpin throwing kids off the cliff will never not be iconic lol.

Just like Weiss and Ruby riding the nevermore, my favorite moment of them as a pair in this season

Honestly the initiation arc is my favorite in this season Is just so awesome lol.

I don't understand how Cardin Winchester got into beacon... Like, he's not even a good fighter nor a good student... How???

I still can't believe that The FNDM latched onto Velvet so hard they gave her a full team of badasses and two spin off books. Fucking great it's what she deserves. Now make her and Coco a couple.

It's been so long since I last watched this volume that I didn't remember Penny and Sun were introduced in the same episode lol honestly Iconic. We got the DemiAce trans girl AND the raging bisexual monkey boy in less than five minutes. Trully a win for representation. We stan.

Also the whole 'penny was wearing a backpack but the animation didn't looked like it' thing it's so funny to me, because next season we 'learn' that She's a robot/android and my thoughts are always "why is it a surprise Ruby you saw her back open up and swords coming out of It?!" Lol.

Red like roses pt 2 and I may fall are still my favorite songs from this soundtrack. They're so freaking epic!!!

Speaking of songs, I can't watch the series without remembering that AU/Headcanon thing that since Casey does Weiss' singing voice all the songs can be seeing as things that Weiss wrote in-universe about her partners and yrabels lol like it's so fucking funny to thing about it that way lol. Did she saw team CFVY being badass and was like 'damn these 4 deserve a fuckin' hard rock anthem to go into battle!'? Did she saw Yang and Blake being useless at confesing their feelings and thought 'I'm gonna write them a song that's so gay they're gonna figure their shit out'? It's just so funny to me lol

Honestly, I really like Cinder as an antagonist... Like really, really like her lol I get why people is tired of her, but I enjoy her moments so much??? Cant wait for more Cinder un Vol2

Also, Ruby my girl, I'm so sorry for everything that's gonna happen </3 I wish I could protect you from the world but I also love seeing you suffer, I'm terrible

So yeah those are my thoughts, fuck how I've missed RWBY, I gotta continue my rewatch now 😋

#rwby #just salem rambling around #pre-volume9 rewatch #rwby vol 1 #long post #textpost

[thelastspeecher]

Inspired by the latest food show I've been watching, yesterday I decided that in the Restaurant AU, Stan and Angie come up with a food challenge for the restaurant. I've made a few posts about it, so here's a little ficlet showing the creation of the challenge. Enjoy.

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              Angie sat at the kitchen table, grading more lab assignments.  She kneaded her forehead wearily.

              If students don’t start learnin’ to write in bigger letters, I’m goin’ to need readin’ glasses.  She sighed.  But such is the fate of those in grad school.  The apartment door opened.  Her boyfriend and owner of the restaurant she worked at, Stan, stepped in.

              “Hello,” Angie mumbled.  She marked another question as wrong with her red pen.  Stan strolled into the kitchen and kissed the top of her head.

              “Hey there, hot stuff,” he purred.

              “Mm.”

              “Are you busy?”

              “Yes.”  Angie pushed the papers away from her.  “But I’m desperate fer a break, so tell me what’s on yer mind.”

              “All right.”  Stan pulled out the chair next to her and sat down.  “I went to this new bar called Jumbo’s.  They’ve got this eating food challenge whatever thing.”

              “Okay…”

              “Basically, if you can finish a giant burger, you get your meal free.  And a T-shirt.”

              “And braggin’ rights, I assume?” Angie asked.  Stan nodded.  “Let me guess.  Ya tried the challenge?”

              “Yeah.”

              “And since ya didn’t lead with ‘I won a challenge today’ I’ll assume ya lost?”

              “…Yeah.”

              “How close did ya get?”

              “I plead the Fifth.”

              “Nowhere near, huh?”

              “Did you or did you not just hear me plead the Fifth?” Stan asked.  Angie snickered.  Stan grinned, like he always did when he elicited laughter from his girlfriend.  “Anyways, it gave me an idea.”

              “Shoot.”

              “What if we set up an eating challenge at the restaurant?” Stan suggested.  “It’d help put us on the map, y’know?  Now that you’re the cook and our food is actually good, it’d be a good idea to do some advertising type stuff.  And this is the kind of advertising that doesn’t cost money!  It’d actually earn money for us, since people would have to pay through the nose.”

              “If they don’t beat the challenge,” Angie said.  Stan shook his head.  “Ya want people who beat the challenge to pay fer the meal?”

              “Duh.  I’m not gonna give shit away for free!”

              “Most of these challenges comp the meal if the customer wins.”

              “Don’t care,” Stan said firmly. "They'll get a coupon for 5% off their next meal, a picture on the wall, and that's it."

              “Fine.  Whatever.  Yer the boss.”  Angie leaned back, crossing her arms.  “Yer the boss outside the kitchen, at least.  In the kitchen though, I’m in charge.  So’s as the person what will be makin’ this challenge, what did ya have in mind fer the actual meal?  Maybe somethin’ super spicy?  They had a spicy chili eatin’ contest at the county fair when I was a kid.”

              “Nah.  Spicy food is expensive.”  Angie rolled her eyes good-naturedly at Stan’s typical penny pinching.  “I’m thinking we’ll just shove whatever food we need to get rid of on a plate and tell the sucker to finish it.”

              “Ya want the challenge to just be to eat the food we’ve got what’s goin’ to go bad soon?” Angie asked.  Stan nodded.  “I appreciate yer thriftiness, but it has to be standardized in some way.  If yer determined to have to be the food we need to get rid of, we need to keep it consistent by providin’ the same amount of food every time.”

              “How much?” Stan asked.  He frowned.  “How do you measure food?”

              “In challenges like this?  I ain’t too familiar with it, but I think it’d prob’ly be best to use the same amount of weight.”

              “All right.”  Stan nodded slowly.  “How much should the challenge weigh, then?”

              “Why are ya askin’ me?”

              “You said you’re the kitchen boss,” Stan said, gesturing at Angie.  Angie rolled her eyes again, but cracked a smile.

              “Fair enough.  Hmm.  When we open the restaurant up tomorrow, I can collect the stuff what we need to get rid of and weigh it.  That could be our standardized weight fer the future.”

              “See, smart stuff like that is why I hired you,” Stan said.  Angie chuckled.

              “Nah,” she said idly.  She leaned over to kiss him on the cheek.  “Ya hired me ‘cause ya didn’t have any other choice.”

              “Hey, I’m trying to be more romantic,” Stan protested.

              “I don’t recall askin’ ya to do that.  Yer romance level has been perfectly fine.”

              “I’m taking initiative,” Stan said.  He raised an eyebrow at Angie.  “That’s something you’ve definitely asked me to do.”  Angie laughed again.  Stan grinned.

              “Okay, okay.  So, boss, what are we goin’ to call this challenge?”

              “Uh…”  Stan frowned thoughtfully.  His eyes widened.  “The Pine Kitchen Garbage Can.”

              “Huh.”  Angie nodded.  “It’s a good idea.”

              “Really?  You usually insist on making changes to dish names.”

              “Yes, well…”  Angie poked Stan playfully.  “Yer good ideas are usually fer things other than food.”

              “I disagree.”

              “Darlin’, most folks don’t go to restaurants to eat somethin’ called canned brown meat, but ya pushed so hard to add it to the menu.”

              “It’s good and cheap!”

              “I ain’t havin’ this conversation again.”  Angie grabbed the next assignment to grade and set it in front of her.  “Now, stop distractin’ me with yer handsome, charmin’ self and let me do my work.”

              “Fine,” Stan sighed.  He got up.  “Want something to drink?”

              “Please.”

              “I shoulda just opened a bar.  I know my alcohol.”

              “Maybe when we get enough money to remodel, we can put a bar in.”

              “Damn, babe, you’re just full of the good ideas today.”

              “But sadly, low on alcohol…” Angie said pointedly.

              “All right, all right!”  Stan ruffled Angie’s hair and walked over to the cabinet they kept their liquor in.  “One glass of hooch for the pretty lady, comin’ right up.”

#Stan and Angie have such a fun dynamic in this AU I love it <3 #Restaurant AU #Stanley Pines #Angie McGucket #Stangie #my writing #speecher speaks

[buckmepapi]

So fresh was fantastic ! Arguably one of the best movies of the decade and the best performance Sebastian Stan has ever done so far, but there are a few things that make you think, why did you include this or why did you write it that way?

@evanstanhoney made an excellent point about how Mollie was the stereotypical “girl, you don’t need no man” black woman best friend trope. She could have been just as powerful if she didn’t have that trope, she could have still warned Noa without falling into that stereotype.

I myself also hated how Paul was written. He was this 👌🏻 close to saving them but heard a commotion and ran away with quite literally saying - verbatim “nah fuck this shit, come on man we’ve seen this movie we don’t make it out of this bitch alive you know this. GPS got me twisted and shit” now that wouldn’t have been so bad if this commentary was coming from a black writer and director like Jordan Peele because it would have had entirely different meanings and perspectives, which he did do in Get Out, but it coming from a white director and writer is weird ? Also wtf was the point in Paul’s character then because he literally left and that was it , no follow up to his character, it was anticlimactic as fuck and pointless.

It’s just annoying because I thought it would have also been a good ending for Paul to eventually save them and have neither POC characters die saving someone.

Mollie was an intelligent powerful queer black woman who knew straight away something was wrong with her friend and this new man she was seeing, she saw red flags and did her own background research and investigation into him, even finding his home and speaking to him directly , now why the fuck would you write an intelligent character like this and then have her call Noa’s phone next to the man she is highly suspicious of kidnapping her best friend??? Why the fuck would you do that? No one is dumb enough to do that, that was just lazy ass writing on their part.

It also would have been a cool alternative ending to have Steve win and they all lose, a bit like Get Out’s alternative ending where it’s just depressing and makes you think because not every story has a happy ending where the heroes and the good guys win, but I still think the ending scene with the text message was fantastic lmao

I’m super glad they didn’t kill off Mollie, and I enjoyed Mollie’s fight scene and her comment to Steve’s wife lmao. I liked the fact that it wasn’t a white saviour trope ending where noa saves everyone, it was Mollie that ended up saving noa and subsequently penny too.

Also why the fuck did noa go back for her phone ? You just escaped a cannibalistic serial killer who granted is now dead in the forest but that doesn’t mean you fucking go back to the place for a mobile phone, nobody’s signal is working so neither is your phone what was the pissing point in that bit. Like nobody in the real world would do that, even if you think that’s it there’s nobody else there, you don’t chance it, as soon as you get an out you fucking book it far away.

But yeah not including the few bits above it was a really fantastic film, it was shot beautifully from a cinematography stand point, some good foreshadowing, and Sebastian’s acting was the best performance of his life, he constantly amazes me , he is easily one of the best actors of our generation.

Anyway that’s my honest opinion. Really it was just nitpicking bc the film was so good

#𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 ╰✧ #buckmepapi #k; #fresh movie spoilers #freshedit #fresh #fresh movie #fresh spoilers #fresh the movie #Sebastian stan #Steve Kemp

[weirdcursedvaultkid]

Well regardless of whether or not Merula has joined R, I was reffering to something entirely different. On the newest romance sidequest there is a throwaway line she said that kinda just made me sad, "That's because we're the only ones who truly matter" was what she said to MC. And that just feels like such a lonely worldview you know... I do wish some of her more antisocial behaviors would go away and I wish she was able to form better connections with others, not just the MC.

i was actually curious if the other chars say something similar so i went thru what the others said during that scene and i was suprised to see only merula and mc got those extra lines wow... merula stans win once again dakjfh ANYWAYS

i do agree merula tends to have antisocial behaviors u know she pushes people way before they can get too close and thinking she doesnt need anyone... shes been letting mc in tho.. i do think that line isnt as sad as u think like i see how u can have that takeaway but i legit just think part of it was merula and mc just being sappy idiots with eachother bc mc is the one who first says that the rest of the world fades away when theyre around merula and i think that was merula’s way of implying she felt the same way without straight up saying that. its not like she says it out of nowhere. BUT I TOTALLY get why ud see it that way, i see it now too since i got the last ask mentioning it

i would also like to see merula form connections with other chars other than mc. we do see this sometimes in the game. i like that she was able to work together with ben bc they had a common goal ( i wish jc would let them stay friends they HAVE to have a bond after that theyve been thru together), i like when we got merula hanging out and getting along with bill, charlie, penny, barnaby in the dragon sq (she says theyre not friends but she clearly gets along with everyone during that sq and seems to be having a great time its actually very cute),  shes friends with diego before introducing him to mc and they seem to be on good terms (i wish we could still see more of this friendship), she asked badeea for help with charms class recently, shes always seen hanging out with mc and friends anyways.... so its not like it doesnt happen but its def something we could see more of and id love it if the the writers at jc would keep this in mind with her (edit: i forgot to mention her connection with rakepick which actually was such a good thing for merula at the time until obviously rakepick betrays them all.. its so sad ugh)

one thing i wish we could see is her interact/reconcile with chars she used to have a connection with and hurt like tulip, barnaby, and ismelda.. i think this would go a long way to show that shes developed as a person

#mella speaks #asks #kafjdhgvajdfhvadf more rambling from me! #Anonymous

[blueeyedrichie]

Stan & Richie for the character ask 💕

Stanley Uris

Sexuality Headcanon: bi :’) Gender Headcanon: he/they! A ship I have with said character: honestly I ship Stan with almost everyone LOL but my favs are: Stan/Mike, Stan/Eddie, Stan/Patty, Stan/Richie, Stan/Bill A BROTP I have with said character: Stan & Richie is my fav, they are best friends <3 I think they would tell each other about their crushes before anyone else (not like they could hide it anyway if they wanted to, bc they know each other so well) I also love Stan & Eddie, in the book they leave/join hangouts together a lot and I just imagine them spending a lot of time together on their own doing things that the rest of the losers might find boring or that they just aren’t interested in. They have ~quiet hangouts~ together. I also love Stan & Mike, I love imagining Stan going to visit Mike on the farm and maybe finding a bird he hasn’t seen before and Mike is excited for him :’)  A NOTP I have with said character: Stan & any of the Bowers gang, Stan & Judith :( A random headcanon: If anyone here knows me at all then y’all know that I LIVE for Eddie dying his hair blonde, and I really love naturally blonde Stan who dyes his hair black. And I like to think that Stan and Eddie do it together, probably right after graduating high school. Eddie enlists Stan to help him dye his and Stan is just like “hmmmm” and they go back to the store to get more dye :’) General Opinion over said character: I absolutely love and adore him!!!! I think he is so meticulous and insightful and that all the losers are just enamored with him. He is extremely empathetic and cares about his friends so much. Also I think Penny goes after him first because he’s a scared ass bitch and knew that Stanley would wreck him if he showed up during the final fight.

Richie Tozier

Sexuality Headcanon: bi <3333 Gender Headcanon: he/him or he/they, though honestly I think modern day Richie would probably be down with all pronouns A ship I have with said character: Richie/Eddie!!!!! My OTP <3333 Aside from them though I do enjoy Richie/Stan and Richie/Eddie/Stan, but I don’t actively ship him with anyone other than those two. A BROTP I have with said character: Richie & Stan, Richie & Bev, Richie & Bill (especially young book Richie & Bill) A NOTP I have with said character: Richie & any of the Bowers gang, Richie & anyone romantically except Eddie or Stan. Also not to sound ~Riverdale-esque~ but Richie/Eddie are endgame regardless of who I ship either of them with. A random headcanon: Richie paints his nails!!! He does it secretly when he’s a kid because he just really likes the way they look, and Eddie catches him doing it one time and Richie is like “oh god” but Eddie’s reaction is just “jesus, Richie, did an earthquake hit while you were doing that” and he helps him clean up/paints them for him and they turn out much nicer because Eddie doesn’t get distracted like Richie does. This is a win-win because they get to be close to each other and Eddie really likes the way his painted nails look. I think he’d continue to hide it from everyone else for a long time, like Eddie will come over and paint them and once they have to go anywhere or Eddie leaves then Richie takes the polish off. But I like to think later in life he’d be more comfy with it. Also, Richie wears rings & bracelets and he loves it when Eddie and Bev put clips in his hair. General Opinion over said character: The literal love of my life. Would do absolutely anything for him. He is perfection incarnate. It physically pains me to think about all the emotions he was always hiding/holding inside and how much he loves his friends. The most loyal loser <3333

thank you Meg!! :’) <33

send me a character

#rchtzr #I LOVE THEY

[nodesiretogrowup]

ok, time for a semi-thought out review-spoilers below

I knew that the captain badge thingy Lunaris gave Penny (I shall use this nickname because her name is too damn long) was some type of control device. That scene reminded me too much of Mark giving Gizmoduck that Waddle badge for it to just be a coincidence.

I am LIVING for Lunaris’ dramatic, theatrical voice! He is 100% THAT BITCH

HERE’S HOW PHOOEY DUCK CAN STILL WIN

You know you’re in for a good time when Dewey and Webby team up. I guess old men in Disney shows CAN’T have models in bottles. 

The different family members that Scrooge has pictures of all over are super sweet. No matter what he claims, Scrooge is a family man. 

It’s super cute that Huey was sending postcards. He’s a good boi.

I wonder if Donald’s head is that hard or if the cell walls are really soft.

I bet those visors on the helmets that go over the Moonlander’s eyes are some kind of mind-control devices

I think Lunaris WANTED Donald and Penny to find his secret war room. He sensed her hesitation. Plus if Donald was SO IMPORTANT TO him, Lunaris probably would have taken Donald to the mines personally.

You like Della don’t you, Penny? *smug Spongebob face*

Dewey is 110% THAT BITCH. He and Drake need to hangout sometime.

“We’re both the bad cop.” Webby, sweetie...

Dew-tective. Dewey is pun-sexual

Donald/Cheesy Postcards is otp. But who is he sending those cheesy postcards to? Or does he just collect them?

 The lighting in the noir scene was AMAZING.

Oh Webby, you were so close

“He’s your uncle too.” “WHAT CASE?!” I love my red son.

Poor Donald. It’s not his fault he’s so squishy. We can’t all be Darkwing Duck tough.

Gibbous is lucky to have Zenith. I want more of the two of them. They are adorable

“Almost pleasurable to hit” ...no comment. Also Donald makes the same sound as Spongebob when he’s hit. Therefor Donald must be part sponge and that is how he can take so much damage.

“Inflicting pain is fun!”-Frank’s motto

“This is your moment, Gibbous.”

THAT WINK! MY LITTLE BI HEART COULDN’T HANDLE IT!

Penny’s directions are HORRIBLE. I hope she never has to lead anyone else anywhere.

Their plan was SUCH a kid logic plan. I LOVE IT.

The mailwoman is GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HER.

“Bill, bill, bill. Man, being an adult is not fun.” I feel personally attacked

I think Mr. Jones could have worded his letter better. Also, I keep getting bills from my therapist even though I already paid them so that hit close to home as well.

Donald is too thicc for the vent system.

This scene has THE BEST DONLAD FACES EVER!

The moon scorpion is ADORABLE and I LOVE IT. I bet that little guy is gonna give Donald his superpowers. It followed Donald and helped him out when he was (sometimes literally) in a tight spot.

 I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH DONALD!

“Oooo, seedy.” Webby, hon, we need to talk. Dewey in the background freaking out over the roach was great.

Dewey, darling, you do not have spy skills. We still love you anyway.

Webby is 200% THAT BITCH. I feel like the fake backstory was probably a reference to something but I’m not sure what. The locket thing made me think of Anne. Webby is COMMITTED to her backstories.

DO NOT TOUCH! (DEWEY!!) What has Dewey done with that uniform to warrant such a warning?

Dewey, there is a time and place for your own theme song. This was neither.

Webby, please never change.

Donald’s file is as dummy thicc as he is. I hate myself.

I DEMAND A PLUSH OF DT17 DONALD. NOW.

Donald has entered DAD MODE (™)

I wish Donald would gently rock me to sleep. And tuck me in. And give me a kiss on the cheek.

“Aw, phooey”-because you can’t say “Fuck me” on the Disney Channel

MOONY TO THE RESCUE (I’ve named them and I am TOTALLY ATTACHED/EMOTIONALLY BONDED WITH THEM). 

DAT ASS

Would beds made of gold be comfortable?

DANCE, DONALD, DANCE

“Help me look for them. But DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.” Penny, you need to work on your leadership skills.

I wish we could get a closer look at Lunaris’ “Most Dangerous” list. The man is thorough. Organization goals. 

I didn’t see Beakley, Webby, or Launchpad on there. Darkwing isn’t on there either, but he’s brand new so that one makes sense.

It made me very happy to see Lunaris continue to get beat up. Not as tough as you act, ya bastard. And he’s a dumbass for not using the dummy first, then testing on one of the moon mites, and ENDING with himself. Do you even science, bro?

The pic of Donald with the eggs warmed my heart. :’)

It’s adorable that Dewey thinks that he’s a detective/spy and that he could get the jump on anyone, much less Webby.

LET THE POOR DUCK HAVE A BREAK! HASN’T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

HOW DARE THAT BASTARD HURT MY MOON WIFE!

“Great victory comes with great sacrifice.” I do NOT like the sound of that.

DONALD IS A DETERMINED MOTHER FUCKER.

I really feel like Donald is the best fighter in the show. Even when he’s in pretty bad shape, Donald can take a punch without getting KO’d. He’s good at evading hits. Jim and Drake may be able to take more damage, but Donald can avoid getting hurt in the first place. Well, at least in a fight.

Lunaris is what Magica and Glomgold think they are. He’s cold, calculating, and organized. He can get inside someone’s head to find out how they work. He knows a person’s emotional weakness and will dig into it. I think Donald might end up throwing off his game because Donald reacts much differently to emotional stress than most. Others breakdown and are at their most vulnerable. But Donald channels the emotions into energy and is arguably at his most powerful.

I think Webby may have a problem remembering what is real and what she made up.

Dewey might have the same problem.

Scrooge, you need to accept the you are old. OLD AS BALLS.

The #1 therapist mug is great. I also like that they once again took a character from the comics and gave them an upgrade. Though Mr. Jones seems like he should be in anger management as well.

If we needed anymore proof that Donald is a FUCKING FORCE OF NATURE, Mr. Jones’ office gives us a pretty good idea of what Donald is capable of. Little guy can pack a punch.

That speech, man. That PERFECTLY explains who Donald is and why he does what he does. I cried when Mr. Jones was explain how much Donald loves his family overlayed with Donald himself backing up those words. POETIC CINEMA! T_T

Donald out-maneuvering Lunaris shows what Donald is best at-reading a situation and adjusting his tracticts/plan. He’s pretty good at thinking on his feet and unlike the majority of the other characters, Donald knows when he’s out-matched. That’s why he and Della were such a good team. Della was the brawn while Donald was the brains.

DONALD IS TOO STUBBORN TO DIE. And Moony is soooo in there with him.

“There goes the bravest man on two worlds.” Truer words have never been spoken. He might be the most stubborn as well. 

SCROOGE, YOU CALLOUS CORKSCREW DICK! YOU ARE PROBABLY THE CAUSE OF 90% OF THAT ANGER. YOU SHOULD PAY.

“Because he loves us.” I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!

Y’all were SO CLOSE!

The look Scrooge gets when he’s listening to Donald’s message, he KNOWS something is up.

Donald is off to Canada (old SU meme is old.

Seriously though, Scrooge is kind of a prick in this episode. He brushes off a lot of stuff about Donald, like the therapy. I hope this is leading to something like Grunkle Stan and Dipper, that Scrooge is hard on Donald because he sees a lot of himself in his nephew. Both have anger issues and both have unique speech pattern. I’m sure Scrooge has dealt with people not being understand him due to his accent many times.

I like that they didn’t make a joke out of Donald receiving therapy. If this were an “adult” show, the show/characters would probably mock Donald for going. But here it’s presented as a good thing and that Donald is mature and a good person for reaching out for help. The fact that he did it to be a better parent...SO PURE AND WHOLESOME. DONALD IS BEST DAD! 

#ducktales #dt spoilers #donald duck #MY HEART!!! #DONALD IS BEST BOI

[sailorzakuro]

MY BIG STRICTLY PARTY POST OF THE 2019 FINAL

Hi I’m shitting Kelvin and Oti won KELVIN AND FUCKING QUEEN OTI WON I cannot believe it I would have been happy with ANY of them but ngl I had a soft spot for Kelvin and Oti and THEY ONLY WENT AND DID IT. THEY BLOODY WON IT. You know when you watch the launch show and you look at them all and you think “I wonder which one of them will be the winner?”, WELL TURNS OUT NONE OF THEM COS KELVIN DID IT HE WON I AM SO HAPPY. K now for the content here we go...

Karim and Amy (Quickstep) - OH THIS WAS SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE SECOND TIME ROUND. I mean there was NOTHING wrong with it last time but it just had a tad more flair to it this time, WELL DESERVED 40.

Emma and Anton (Charleston) - Judges put her right in it giving her a recently high scored dance but it was a treat to see her do it just with Anton XD. Not much improvement but it was pretty good the last time anyway, just nice to watch rather than a progression but that wasn’t Emma’s fault at all.

Kelvin and Oti (Rumba) - SHIT BEAR WITH ME NEED TO PREPARE TO TALK ABOUT THE WINNERS K HERE WE GO. I have to say Kelvin definitely got more of the Rumba flow this time around, it was great! Him and Oti’s chemistry and partnership has really grown over the series which is VERY evident in this dance and it was one of the best male Rumbas to date.

Karim and Amy (Showdance) - I SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH IT CRAIG HUSH. Karim really put his soul into this dance and he and Amy executed it BEAUTIFULLY it was amaziiiiiiing this really showed his natural talent and his performance abilities.

Emma and Anton (Showdance) - K yeah I agree with Craig on the synchronisation issues but she looked like she was enjoying it SO much, it suited them so so so sooooo well and it was really enjoyable!

Kelvin and Oti (Showdance) - I ACTUALLY GOT TIRED JUST WATCHING THIS FUCK IT WAS LIKE THEY WERE ON FAST FORWARD. This dance may have been why he won lmao NOT COMPLAINING IT WAS EVERYTHING. LITERALLY. Perfect is all I can say wow.

Karim and Amy (Jive) - AMY’S HAIR WAS MORE LIKE TRACY’S THAN PENNY’S THIS TIME THANK FUCK. All that needed improving from last time lmao perfect yet again.

Emma and Anton (Viennese Waltz) - CRAIG YOU STINGY SHIT GIVE EM A 10 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. She looked so much more relaxed, their chemistry was amazing, that was Emma’s best dance ever. She ended on such a good note.

Kelvin and Oti (Samba) - K yeah it still didn’t beat Danny’s Samba with Oti but IT WAS PRETTY DARN FUCKING CLOSE holy crap I am SO happy they chose to do this again!! I thought they wouldn’t cos WHO LIKES THE SAMBA but fuck it was amazing we love you Kelvin AND WE LOVE YOU OTI it had flow it had bounce it had ACTION it was just the BEST dance to possibly end the series on. Also it was difficult to not see that dance through the eyes of “OH SO THIS IS HOW KELVIN’S GONNA DANCE OKAY” I always associate that dance with him being the newcomer who got everyone shook but he won the series with it sooooo... XD.

And now we move on to... THE LOSERS DANCE. MY FAVOURITE PART OF EVERY SERIES. Although now I’m tempted to call it the rejects group like Anneka did XD. They came out in ORDER this time, thank you XD. James and his pancakes, ICONIC, Anneka was clearly itching to get back in that dress and rip Dev and Dianne gone too soon man GONE TOO SOON. I wish David had his Batman mask on tho rip. CATHERINE AND JOHANNES MY LOVELYS I LOVED SEEING THEM BEYONCE IT UP AGAIN honestly I stan that friendship we love we really love. I loved everyone passing the towels for V.Emma and Aljaz like their most iconic moment was TOWELS XD. WILL MY MAN WILL CAME BACK WE LOVE I stg on ITT they said Will’s training for Tokyo 2020 then they had a special guest, and then... Will was just there?? Like honestly I was expecting Jamie fucking Laing to show up but no I guess the special guest was Will but I expected him to be there anyway so?? LOL MIKE RIDING THAT POLE AGAIN WAS ICONIC I was half expecting another conga to break about but oh well XD. MICHELLE BROUGHT BACK THE VOGUING WE STAN A QUEEN WHO WILL KEEP VOGUING DESPITE NO SOD LIKING IT WE LOVE DEDICATION. Saffron’s most iconic moment was... a typical Paso move?? Okay... ANYWAY Alex and Neil were just bopping in front of some gospel singers honestly the opportunity to have Kevin shove Neil out the way was RIGHT THERE and nobody took it I’m mad. AND OMG WHEN MY LOVELY RAMSEY CAME OUT I SCREAMED WE FUCKING LOVE CHRIS RAMSEY IT’S LIKE HE NEVER WENT AWAY YES CHRIS WE LOVE YOU. And that was the end of the losers dance, this has been a written description by me and we stan Chris and Karen.

And now on to... THE CROWNING MOMENT. THE WINNING MOMENT. Honestly seeing them all stood there with Emma and Anton in the middle I thought they were gonna win. I STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY BUZZING, but I thought it would be them. And I have to be honest, if it were Karim and Amy I would have half expected it. If it were Emma and Anton I would have half expected it. BUT FOR SOME REASON I DIDN’T THINK KELVIN AND OTI WOULD WIN IDK WHY. He was clearly very popular and an actual talented dancer, idk maybe I thought because he was my VERY SLIGHT preference he wouldn’t win. BUT HE DID. FUCK.

I LEGIT CRIED I HAD NO IDEA I HAD SO MANY EMOTIONS REGARDING KELVIN AND OTI BUT LIKE I CRIED XD. I cried like Kelvin’s dad OH WE STAN WARREN I WANT HIM ON NEXT YEAR. Him and Jamie Laing XD. Motsi was bawling, Warren was bawling, Liz was bawling AND SO WAS I FUCK. I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy about a Strictly winner as I am these two. VERY WELL FUCKING DESERVED.

All I wanna say now is thank you to ANYONE who has read these incredibly biased reviews of mine XD. I’ve loved FINALLY expressing my love of Strictly without fearing judgement of loving a show that’s “for the elderly”, and this fandom is so amazing and so welcoming. To anyone that has replied to me once or even become a friend, THANK YOU. I’ve loved this year and I can’t wait to do this again next year. AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE DOING ONE FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM btw I may be incredibly biased to Dianne SORRY BUT OTI AND KAREN BOTH MADE IT REALLY FAR SO MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS PRO IS DIANNE XD. I shall see you after Christmas then!! <3 <3 <3

#strictly come dancing #yes i watch strictly #AND I'M NOT ASHAMED #strictly come dancing 2019 #kelvin fletcher #oti mabuse

[heiterbroward]

Literally what did I just consume with my eyeballs??

So many things. How does it make sense that Alice was undercover the whole time? Oh yeah, it doesn't! Anyway, the writers swerved themselves because they thought it would be the perfect way to redeem Alice but it actually just makes her seem evil instead of mental like she was in the farm. Like why did she burn all the pictures that one time? Or how about how her kid was literally about to get a lobotomy until Penelope showed up? What a hero bt dubs...except jk. More on this later! And what did she even accomplish anyway? Clearly she didn't know it was an organ farm bc she was surprised when Cheryl told her and decided it was time to gtfo. So Betty found out after about a day what she was trying to find out for months...k.

Don't even get me started on Penelope shooting Hal! Like wtf! The episode was almost good, but now they ruined the best ship they ever had, Black Hood x Gargoyle King. After I already spent half the season thinking Penny Peabody is dead! It's like they're trying to give me a stroke.

Anyways...Toni is not a good leader! I saw people being like "yes queen, finally taking your rightful place as leader of the serpents and pretty poisons." It's not like she peaced out and joined the farm only to talk to the pretty poisons again when she was desperate for help. And it's not like Cheryl was the one speaking up and giving commands to attack the gargoyle creatures. Toni is too passive to be a leader! And she's too busy trying to ask her lord Cheryl if they're in a cult or not. If you disagree, eat 20 rotten eggs js. But also, do you honestly expect me to believe that Toni of all people was actually sucked into the cult but mental Alice wasn't? Sure, Jan.

Kevin sucks! Like I'm sure his life was so bad that he actually believed in the farm. Are you kidding? And apparently other extremely brainwashed smellies like Cheryl and Toni can snap out of it in 2 seconds, but Kevin and Fangs can't. Name one time Kevin was a good friend...right. And I'm supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don't! And Fangs should've just stayed dead the first time jsay.

Don't even get me started on Hiram. It's relentless at this point. His only purpose in life is to mess with Veronica and Archie (not Reggie tho) and he has so much money and power that he can do whatever he wants and Veronica will never win even when she does. Literally the only way to stop him is to kill him, but they're too moral to do it. Guess Veronica will just go the whole show and never get a plot without Hiram. Gr8.

Can't wait for there to be a time jump after season 4 and Betty will be with Reggie and Veronica will be in prison or something. I can't believe someone said (#sicko mode) that people should be feeling like Boo Boo the Fool for hating on Alice bc she was actually in the FBI. It's like...no. You're the clown bc u stan an evel dick!

P.S. Archie's mom is dating the navy lady!

Oh yeah, I forgot. What about the scene where Cheryl had Jason's dead body? Wtf! Is Toni gonna do something about that or...?

#riverdale #bughead #varchie #choni #falice #lili reinhart #cole sprouse #camila mendes #kj apa #archie andrews #betty cooper #jughead jones #southside serpents #toni topaz #alice cooper #fp jones #sweet pea #hiram lodge #cw

[riverdaleroundup]

Riverdale Roundup 20x21: “The Killing of A Sacred Deer”

So Riverdale was on last night. I confirmed did not watch. I couldn’t watch it on my tv and I was far too lazy to get a stream up so like here we are. I go into my PVR to watch it this morning and it’s like “ no information found” and i’m ready to fume but when I pressed on it it still played so it was just god playing a little funny on me. Anyway, when I went on the internet last night people were like shitting their pants about this episode so i’m expecting something good. I’ve got my tea. Lets go.

Apparently I forgot about every single thing that happened last episode because their little recap has me straight shook. Like Reggie shot fangs? In what world?

So the Black Hood rolls up at Cheryl's house fitting to kill her and I’m just down for that. I’ve recently decided to stan Cheryl. I love the villian with a heart of gold. Please see season 1-3 Alex Karev.

So the black hood is coming after Cheryl with a casual axe because he apparently misplaced his gun, and he hacks up her lovely bedroom door. Cheryl goes all hunger games and whips out her bow and arrow and shoots the guy. I mean she could have done us all a favour and killed the guy so we can all move on to greener pastures. Like they aren’t going to drag this shit into season 3 are they? I don’t need another pretty little liars 7 seasons of dealing it, A, or the A team, or charles or whatever that stupid show morphed into.

Cheryl is the most casual girl ever. She just calls up Betty and is like “ yeah so the black hood just tried to kill me and i’m going to go hunt him in the woods. Want to do brunch on saturday?”

So Reggie didn’t shoot Fangs. I mean I guess it makes sense. Reggie was on the ground and Fangs got shot in the stomach so that would have had to have been quite the angle.

Hiram Lodge is like giddy about this whole riot. It's like christmas morning for the little guy.

Betty is uber convinced that her Daddy is the black hood and is worried that someone is going to murder him since Hermione is offering up a casual million dollars for the blackhoods head on a platter, preferably silver. Preferably polished.

So Veronica sees Midges mom wandering on the streets looking coked out as fuck and plot twist she was the one who shot fangs. I mean she thought he murdered her daughter but I mean that evidence is so damn thin.

Reggie is hiding behind a dumpster because bitches are out for him. He calls Mr Lodge and is like “ Daddy help” but Hiram isn’t his daddy anymore. He’s got to deal with this ish on his own.

All the football players + Kevin are out looking for Reggie. They end up at the high school where Sweet Pea and his boys are fitting to burn the place to the ground. Seems a little extreme but SP is cute so I probs would have allowed it.

Principal weatherbee shows up with like a bat or something and is like “ What the fuck? All you skanks better leave rn or i’m flip.” Honestly it’s very Mean girls with the principal and and the bat and i’m honestly surprised he doesn’t send them all to the gym for a seminar on confidence. He will keep them there ALL NIGHT. He can’t keep them past four. He will keep them there till FOUR.

Eventually the gang finds Reggie at Pops and honestly no one should be surprised because there are only ever 3 places anyone could ever be in Riverdale. It’s shocking that Pop had to call Archie to tell him that Reggie was there. They had basically knocked every other possibility off the list.

Betty gets a call from an unknown number and she thinks it’s the black hood, but I mean come on. Her annoying ass ringtone didn’t go off so we all know that it wasn’t going to be BH. It’s FP calling from a pay phone being like  

“ My bitch ass little son is a slithery lil snakey snake and ran off. Is he with you? Also your dad is in the ER.”

Betty promptly gets shook because she knows that Cheryl shot the black hood with an arrow so if Hal is bleeding from the shoulder shit is about to go down.

A bunch of crazies roll up to pops and Archie is pissed that Jughead hasn’t reigned in all his little friends but get shook guys. It’s the Goolies or whatever they’re called. I honestly forgot about them. It seems like decades ago since everyone put on their favourite vintage outfits and went out to watch the street race.

So the football players are trying to barricade the shop and poor pop tate is triggered. The guy has been through enough. Wars. Riots.The whole thing. But he knows how to deal with this ish. They going to lite this place up.

The Goolies are ready to take some names but boom. The Sheriffs cruiser appears out of nowhere and the silver fox fires his gun into the air sending the goolies running.

Hot dads for the win. FP and Keller are everything. Fred is there too but everyone needs a duff.  I would like to make it clear that I audibly out loud said “ yas hot dads unite” before Kevin mentioned anything about the trio. Just want to put that out there.

Betty goes running to the hospital and into her dads room but oops get shook. Hal isn’t there, but Dr Mcstuffins is dead. Poor guy. Asked too many questions. Sounds like every single one of my relatives and neighbours.

The phone beside the hospital bed rings because the black hood just magically knows that Betty has arrived in the room, and he’s like “ listen bitch, it’s past your bedtime. Get your skinny ass home or ima kill your mom. Okay. see you in 10. Byyeeee”

Jughead is brooding at the bar when his phone rings. It’s freaking Alice Jr, Penny Peabody.

She’s all like “ Hey babe. Listen i’m still kind of pissed at you so I kidnapped your girlfriend and was thinking that i’m cut her up into little pieces if you don’t come meet me by the docks.”

Jughead is all like

“Omg no not Betty!”  but Penny is behind on the times and just has Toni. At this point Jughead is just like

“Lol sorry bitch. You’re barking up the wrong tree. Maybe call Cheryl.”

Betty comes home and Alice is just chillin on the couch, enjoying her evening. Betty is like

“ We gotta go right now.”  but Alice already has popcorn on because Hal is going to show them home movies.

So Hal’s real name is Harold? What’s sad is that I find that to be the most shocking part of this. So Hal's dad murdered the conway family because they were sinners? What did these bitches do? Not recycle? So Hal went up to lil janitor before he became big janitor and convinced him that it wasn’t Hals dad who killed the guys family but some rando.

So Pappi Cooper killed Papi blossom and became Pappi Cooper as a cover. Does not make sense to me but okay. I feel like someone would done their ancestry tree and put this ish together but whatever.

So the Conway family knew the truth about this shit and blackmailed the Coopers about it. So those bitches need to die.

Hal has darkness and Betty has got it too so watch out kids. Elizabeth might kill next. I mean she already sent Chic to his death ( maybe)

Hal is like “ say it Betty. Say it out loud” and she’s like “ a vampire” jk. He’s the black hood. BUT there’s another black hood. Are they working together or is this just some random hoe? TBD.

Oh heck BH 2 is attacking Archie! Thank God Fred was there to take the bitch down. BUT makes the fatal mistake of not unmasking the guy when he had the chance.  Fred gets shot AGAIN but thankfully ex Sheriff Hot pants gave him a bulletproof vest.

Alice and Betty are confused about why Hal is telling them all this and why he wants it recorded, and he’s like

“So everyone will understand when we’re gone, or what happened to us” or some bullshit like that. I don’t remember the exact words but it was very menacing. So like is he thinking a double murder suicide type thing or? That’s the vibe i’m getting tbh.

Jughead shows up to the docks and Penny has the Goolie with the heavy eye make up with her. He’s like fitting to taze Jughead but Juggie brought Katniss with him so they Gucci.

Penny just wants to live her life and sell drugs. If they don’t let her do that then the Goolies and the serpents are going to rumble, not a midnight, but at dawn. You know. To keep things fresh.

I forgot about this small fry guy and that he’s coming after the Lodges. Also forgot all about Veronica and Hermione shit talking Hiram while he’s out. So like Hiram is going to expose Freds affair with Hermione but Fred was separated at the time and i’m pretty sure he’s not divorced. So really it was Hermione who was cheating on her spouse. I mean yeah it’s not great for Fred but he wasn’t going against HIS family.

Veronica and Hermione are still fighting when Small Fry breaks down the damn door and is like “ your daddy killed my daddy, prepare to die.”

Hermione is a terrible shot and misses the first 7 times but she gets the bitch eventually.

So Sweet Pea and Jughead are fighting about what to do about the Goolies when FP walks in the tells everyone that Fangs died. The poor baby. They vote about what to do and they decide they’re going to fight the bitches. So I mean, shit it bound to get lit.

Although Alice just found out her no good rotten husband has murdered like a ton of people she can still verbally assault him. GOD HAL YOU ARE SO STUPID.

“Are you going to kill everyone who has ever jay walked?”

And damn, bringing out FP. That cuts deep. Kill it Alice. Oh shit Hal don’t kill Alice! Betty beats him over the head with a fire poker!

FP is stressed! So there are serpent reserves? Who would that be?

So Jughead calls Hiram and is like “ Hey buddy. I know you’re the one making all this shit happen so like let’s make a deal.”

Hiriam comes home and baby boy Andre is dead! He runs upstairs all freaked out that he might have to say rip to his fam but they’re just at the table, waiting for him to come home and clean up the dead body in the study. That’s a blue job.

So Hal is being arrested and Archie is like “ omg he just tried to shoot my dad like 20 mins ago” and Betty acts all shook like she doesn’t already know that there’s another black hood. Pull it together sister.

She gets a call from Jughead and he’s like “ I love you bitch. I ain’t ever going to stop loving you biiiitch” and then he says he’ll see her soon. COULD YOU JUST EXPLAIN YOURSELF REAL QUICK PLEASE?

Oh Hell. Jughead is giving himself over the Penny and the Goolies?  So they’re just going to beat him to death and then murder all the serpents come morning? That seems extreme.

Hiriam took care of the body with the less hot ( but still hot) more crooked sheriff and Veronica is done with his shit.

Oh hell. FP carrying jugheads body? He isn’t dead. The bitch can’t be dead can he? It’s only the second season.  Well damn guys. Guess we’ll have to see.

I’m once again not reading this over because I have things to do today. Thank you and goodbye.

#riverdale #the cw riverdale #riverdale roundup #betty cooper #jughead jones #cheryl blossom #archie andrews #veronica lodge #barchie #varchie #Bughead #falice #black hood

[ms-anne-xia]

The Losers CovenAU

(Please forgive my insane imagination)

Also thanks to @reddie-foranything for giving me permission to use their aesthetic as a reference😊(Sorry if it’s not what you thought it would be😅)

So,this is the best way I can put this AU

The losers all have powers (I know dorky) and they have to hide it

Because LOGIC

They all come from different kingdoms in the Macroverse

Yeah, that’s right, I’m putting the Macroverse in to all of this

That’s how emotionally invested I get in this type of shit

ANYWAYS

The ending to everything is a bit different.

By the way, this has been done before

It, AKA Pennywise, is captured by the losers club so that he doesn’t do any harm to any more kids

Yes, it’s unoriginal and yes IT HAS BEEN DONE

But anyways, they all hate Pennywise but have to get used to him and give him some use

Because, once again, LOGIC

And also, old Pennywise is here as well

Except he’s kind of like good and, how do I say this? Retired.

So, he kind of like helps the losers control and grow their powers or something (IDK)

Kind of like their mentor

Except a clown

And he shares stories of the losers kingdoms and the Macroverse and blah blah blah

Maturin is in this too by the way

The turtle is here as well

But in like

Smaller form

Like smol adorable pet size turtle 🐢

Now let’s get to the losers powers:

(Their powers don’t necessarily have to go with the word, just the category. So, they can have more advantages.)

Bill - Psychic Magic

Bills powers are hard for me to explain, since psychic abilities are usually more mental than physical. But, never the less he’s as helpful as a Loser can be.

His powers can be a bit wonky, since he just found them out, but they’re still pretty powerful. Even for someone his age, it’s still considered hard to control.

Bill, by the way, is the one that gets the most mentoring from old Penny. Since he has more than one type of ability. I’ll talk about that later😉

Richie - Love Magic

Richies powers are those that depend on his emotions. Since Richie is a pretty emotional guy, his powers are always on.

His powers don’t always have to focus on love, they can focus on other emotions as well. He can sometimes transmit his emotions to others, but it doesn’t always work, since he’s just getting started.

Richies powers also allow his to channel auras and use it as a weapon against enemies.

Eddie - Medicinal Magic

While Eddies powers are considered useless, it’s really not. They give him the ability to heal wounds and injuries, and even diseases.

However, his powers don’t necessarily mean he can cheat death. Well, kind of. ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN.

He can not only cure diseases but he can also transmit them. I’ll explain later on.

Mike - Animal Magic

Personally, I think Mike’s powers are the best, since I’m a HUGE animal lover. He can befriend animals with ease and even understand them (even those that don’t make noise)

Probably his best animal to talk to is Maturin. And Maturin considers Mike his favorite out of all the Losers. Lucky bastard.

Mike can even summon animals from mythology, by the way. And they can help him in fights or training.

Stan - Forest Magic

Out of all the Losers, Stanley’s magic is considered the most beautiful. Mainly because, it’s not just forests, but nature itself. (Not animals though)

He can control trees, flowers, any greens. He always knows how to make a calming scenery.

His plants can also help make medicine or create soothing aromas. Usually, he uses his plants to help Eddie make antidotes.

Beverly - Fire Magic

Beverlys magic is considered the most accurate, since fire holders are meant to be confident and friendly.(well, sometimes)

Her powers are more destructive than the other Losers since, well, its fire.

I dont really know what else to say, we’ve all seen fire in action. But I’ll get back to it.

Ben - Book Magic

Bens magic allows him to actually make what’s happening in a book, appear.

Or, he could just go in the book and see it himself. Either way, it’s a win win.

His favorite books to see are always the mythological and historical ones. But he tries not to go in ones with severe events.

(If you wanna see more, let me know)

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