#apex legends incorrect quotes

[kim-write-jin]

Bangalore: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Lifeline: Get two more chairs.

Rampart: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Mad Maggie: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Wraith: I would never be near children.

Revenant: Get rid of two kids.

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[moonlightbae7775]

Apex interviewer:so yn? What made you wanna join the apex games?

(Yn in distress)IM BROKE DEAD FLAT BROKE I have a negative three dollars and forty seven cents in my account! I NEED MONEY

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[marvelatthismess]

Viper: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Ash: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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[catalystsimp]

I found this gem so I just had to turn it into an incorrect quote thing I'm sorry it was too perfect to pass up

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[fusehound-prompts]

FuseHound Prompt #15

Bloodhound: My Walter, stay in bed for the day. Your grenades can wait. You are very sick.

Fuse: If I was sick, could I do this?

Fuse: *unmoving in bed*

Bloodhound: ...what are you supposed to be doing?

Fuse: Cartwheels. Am I not doing 'em?

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[howdoesthisappwork]

Ash: I would do anything for money.

*five minutes later, covered in blood*

Ash: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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[sombrashe]

Octane: You think you can tell me what to do?

Lifeline: 5... 4... 3...

Octane: Wait, hold on, stop counting I’m sorry

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[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss: When you're texting a guy and he seems into the conversation and texting you questions but takes 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like wtf does this mean? What are these games?

Weiss: They're video games. He's texting you between rounds of video games.

Jaune: Yeah. No fucking shit. I'm trying to rank up in Titanfall over here.

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[incorrect-miraith-quotes]

Mirage : Wraith I have very exciting news :3

Wraith : what

Mirage : WERE PREGNANT!

Wraith : WHAT

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[mamasplat]

Ash: Sorry I'm late, I had more important things to attend to.

Revenant: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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[kim-write-jin]

Wattson: Revenant, when’s your birthday?

Revenant: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Wattson: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

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[smallfry15005]

Baby Kairi: Can we get ice cream?

Blisk: Did you ask your dad?

Baby Kairi: He said no.

Blisk: Then why did you ask me?

Baby Kairi: He’s not the boss of you

Blisk, internally: It’s a trap. It’s a trap. It’s a trap.

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[1andxrea1tge1bisexual1here1]

Dempsey : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Richtofen : >:O language

Andi: Yeah watch your fucking language

Octane: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ANDI THE FUCK WORD?

Douma : 'The fuck word'.

Louie : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Andi: Oh my god they censored it

Douma : Say fuck, Louie .

Andi: Do it, Louie . Say fuck.

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[marvelatthismess]

Mirage: You're violent.

Wattson: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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[apex-legends-never-die]

Young Bloodhound: Oh no! My parents! They’re frozen!

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[fusehound-prompts]

FuseHound Prompt #47

Fuse: We both look great tonight.

Bloodhound: You know, if you had just said that I look great, I would have said "So do you."

Fuse: I couldn't take that chance.

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