#artner

[pasta-pardner]

sixguns & innuendo

#mantimer #mancomer #tmwnn #douglas mortimer #manco #dollars trilogy #artner #theyre fully clothed but im adding the mature community label bc the phallic innuendo is . quite overt. #hhhhhh i've been thinking a lot lately about gun fetishism in westerns. #the scenes in fafdm where manco and mortimer handle each other's weapons already contain fair amounts of subtext #but i thought.. why not increase the homoeroticism ! #sixguns are already practically treated as extensions of their gunslingers. why not let manco give mortimer's buntline a lil kiss? ;0 #this was originally gonna be a two-part set with a companion image of mortimer returning the favor on manco's colt #(bc. u know. ''equal partnership'' and all that) #but i spent so much fucking time doing the rendering for this image that i decided to forgo the sequel. sorry + not sorry. #but !!! wow im so proud of the shading on this one. it took me an insane amount of time. please clap. #i might make a separate post later about western genre theory and cowboy gun eroticism but for now.... yehaw for phallic imagery ! #for a few dollars more (1965) #westerns #🤠 #🍝 #art #pardner posts

[nebquerna]

02-

#dragon shenanigans #artner things #year of the dragon

[thegoldenelite]

I'm seeing the reports about ibushi being at blood and guts now. If that's true, I will not apologize for the person I will become on that DAYYY.

#cause listen i don't even know what that's going to do to m eeeeee #also holy shit I've waited like 2 years for this their reunion 😭 which is nothing compared to some of my m utuals who have waited longer #anyway i fuckin love you guys what a huge W FOR US #like i had no idea when this day would come but i never lost(despite everything) hope that it would come. SCREAMING CRYING AND THROWING #rin posting #i bushi and kenny on my screen aaaaaaaa #as soon as i saw that video of kenny talking about his mystery p artner last night i was like that's it #the look on this face said it all......like say no more i already know!!!! #we're soooo back

[artners-artslinker]

아트하우스, 누구나의 명작展

당신의 주변에 있는 뜻밖의 예술가들의 작품 전시회에 초대합니다!

나의 작품을 손쉽게 올리고, 순간순간의 예술을 꾸준히 쌓아올릴 수 있는! 그렇게 쌓아온 나의 작품을 사람들에게 공유하기까지!! 아트링커에 접속하여 많은 작품들을 감상해 보세요!!

artslinker_official

#아트링커 #Artslinker #아트너스 #Artners #예술 #전시정보 #취미 #포트폴리오 #창작 #커뮤니티 #예술플랫폼 #셀프_브랜딩 #레슨 #아트하우스 #Arthouse #아트러버

[the-composer]

☼

send me ☼ and i’ll bold all those that apply to your muse:

I would hurt you if the opportunity presented itself | I never want to see you again | I’m jealous of you | I find you attractive | I find you REALLY attractive | I crave your approval | I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about your approval | I enjoy your company | I want us to have a future together | I wish we were dating | I wish we’d never met | I’ve thought about you while masturbating | I fuck you | I use you <3 | I love you | I’d take a bullet for you | I’ve been dishonest with you | I wish you’d leave me alone | I’d do anything you asked of me | 

#catncore #/ the OG mate the MVP(artner)

[creativetopher]

🔥NEW “White Sands National Park” by Topher Straus ✨ “Most of my work is very bold- White Sands is genial and uses a pallet I usually don’t play with.” #topherstraus #whitesandsnationalpark #nationalparkart #natureart #fineart #coloradoartist #denverartist #artners #fineartgallery (at White Sands National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg1o8VtuF6k/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#topherstraus #whitesandsnationalpark #nationalparkart #natureart #fineart #coloradoartist #denverartist #artners #fineartgallery

[pressmost]

Ardagger - Frühstücksnews - Dienstag, 31.5.2022

Ardagger – Frühstücksnews – Dienstag, 31.5.2022

Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Heute darf ich Dir die Bilder von der Erstkommunion in Stephanshart vom vergangenen Sonntag nachliefern. Danke an Conny Wiesinger von ABC Fotodesign für die Bilder aus der Kirche und von den Erstkommunionkindern. Danke an Hans Schoder für das Bild der Musikkapelle. Alles GUTE für die 13 Kinder, die erstmals am Altar standen und DANKE…

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#20 Jahre nach Hochwasser #2002 #2022 #Ardagger Mannschaft #Österreich Bild #Businessrun Ardagger #City Attack #Corona #Coronazahlen #Erstkommunion #Erstkommunionkinder #Ewige Ruhe #Filmteam #Franz Pressl #Hochwassersituation #Johann Leimer #Josef Artner #Josef Kürner #Mostviertler Businessrun #Nachruf #Nachtruhe #ORF #Rasenmäherzeit #Ruhezeit #Schiffsmeisterhaus #Sport präsentiert und ausprobiert #Stephanshart #Storch #Storchenfamilie #Veranstaltungen

[dreamsofminnie]

“Ethereal Paintings”

*:･ﾟ✧Scaramouche X Fm!Reader-> Social media au

“Bastards who want to learn art should respect it’s origin”

Main Synopsis-> When you were required to help the new transfer student the history of art from the two weeks he missed. He didn’t know you were the one artist he was inspired by. You grow fond of each other but stay at a flirting stage. But finding out that he’s a dreaded a.i user; your mortal art enemy; everything in your relationship is obliterated. Will he be able to reconcile and steal your he-art♡ once again?

Genre-> College art students, strangers to crushes to enemies to lovers, college setting, crack and slight angst, gremlin scara, soft scara

Warnings-> Swearing, alcohol, obsessive hate, kms/kys jokes, rants, suggestive(will show warning), more to be added. . .

Notes-> This all came to me when I was raging over an A.I. art article then brain went on from there. [REDACTED] = A.I. Art. Scara smau’s are always enemies to lovers💔 but they are still fun to read. This is my first Smau!! Pls be nice eueue.

Status-> mind is blank in agnst

The 5 pillars of deprivation{Y/N’s} || Accounts

Death’s door is close {Scara’s} || Accounts

{☂️/☔️=Written}

I SKETCHING. . . {S-trangers}

01~ Copyright is a thing | 02~ Transfer students and a task☂️

03~ Denied | 04~ Caffeine overdose

05~ Extra sausy | 06~ Inconspicuous(not) ☂️

07~ Convenience ☂️

08~ Closet Uno torture method | 08.5~ Gremlin beauty standard

09~ Fire and ice do(n’t) go together | 10~ Drunken haze party ☂️

II PAINTING. . . {P-assion}

11~ Hang(out)over | 12~ Study dater | 13~ Free art exhibit

14~ Be my muse co-artist☂️ | 15~ She’s what?!who?!

16~ Shy scarameow | 17~ Touch grass

18~ Inazuman reunion☂️ | 19~ Let me ask you one thing…

19.5~ Given name | 20~ Corkscrew board of emotions☔️

III RENDERING. . . {R~esentment)

21~ Stage one denial☔️ | 22~ Feels like shit

23~ Suffocating in quicksand | 24~ Pressure me

25~ Anxiety attack | 26~ Do not perceive my impending doom☔️

27~ Sickness in health | 28~ Beauty in recollection

29~ Running away is easy | 30~ It’s the leaving that’s hard

IV PRESENTING. . . {P-artners}

31~ Dandelions | 32~ tba. . .

33~ tba. . . | 34~ tba. . .

35~ tba. . . . .

Art show finale*:･ﾟ✧

Taglist-> Ask to be added!! {Open!!} 41/50(?)

@akagism2 @pokidot @feiherp @kyouzki @rmiyuki @infe-risk0 @sakurapeach @bluebelony @kichiyoshi @mikctp @kur44pika @cupids-chamber @crucnhice @neigesprincess @scaramoo @gojoandelsalovechilde @childeslegstrap @sakiimeo @d4y-dr3am3r @m3gitsune @scarletttcroww @sashiette @beriiov @rizakari @xiaossocksniffer @lxry-chxn @bryai003 @eunchaeluvr @goj0h @the-ghost-0f-t0m0 @sketcheeee @ozzierenato @ohmyfinggod @kiyomi-hoku @hutaosbootao @ynverse @featuredtofu @reinoodle @angeilix @yxcade @keizuk

#astronetwrk #genshin impact #genshin smau #social media au #scaramouche x reader #scara x reader #scara smau #scaramouche #genshin x y/n #text fic #genshin screenshots #scara social media au #genshin impact smau #scara x y/n #scara x you #scaramouche x y/n #scaramouche x you #masterlist*:･ﾟ✧

[abyssalrevenant]

sfw alphabet, pt. ii

disclaimers: the original list comes from the-coldest-goodbye. the reader, when mentioned, is gender neutral.

𝐚 = 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?)

urahara is affectionate in his own way. physical affection is a rarity for him; he’d much rather show his care through other actions and, where those closest to him are concerned, his words. a good deal of his love is shown by his worry and his readiness to help when he’s needed. with a partner, he’d be more hands-on: light touches, a sneaky pinch, letting you nap with him in the shop. 

𝐛 = 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭?)

as seen with yoruichi, urahara makes for an interesting best friend. he’ll always be pleased to see you no matter how long or short your absence was, and you’ll experience more of his genuine thoughts and wry humor. as for sharing secrets, he has so many of his own that holding onto some of your seems like no problem at all. just expect a fair bit of annoyance from some of his antics.

𝐜 = 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞?)

he won’t say that he enjoys cuddling with his partner, but it’s clear in how eagerly he rearranges himself if they ask. urahara makes space, and makes himself as enticing a pillow as he can be in the hopes of extending how long you’re in his arms. he’ll cop a feel—he’s shameless enough that it doesn’t bother him to do it—and then make up for it by stroking your hair.

𝐝 = 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

between being born in the rukongai and then cast into the world of the living, urahara picked up a fair number of skills essential to keeping a tidy household. tessai does most of the work, but urahara isn’t above lending a hand or doing a chore if he’s the first to notice it. he can cook simple dishes, perhaps one or two more extravagant ones. as for settling down, he’d have to meet the right person.

𝐞 = 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭?)

he’d announce his decision with a completely unaffected air and leave no room for arguments. no matter his reasoning for doing so, he has no intentions of walking back due to tears or apologies. he wants a clean break. if you live with him, he’ll give you time to find a place of your own, but that’s the only kindness he’ll extend. he isn’t, however, truly unaffected, and sinks into a depression afterwards that’s noticeable only by his shorter temper and longer naps.

𝐟 = 𝐟𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞(𝐞) (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝?)

if urahara met the right person, if he truly loved them, he would have them move in with him. a wedding might happen if his partner truly wanted one; he honestly doesn’t care much about it either way, so it’s in your hands. if you did decide on one, he’d ask that it be kept small and simple. he doesn’t need one to know that he’s going to spend the remainder of his life at your side, so it’s only to make you happy.

𝐠 = 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲?)

he certainly doesn’t handle anyone or anything roughly, combat aside, but his ability to empathize is often ignored in favor of practicality. urahara isn’t intentionally cruel, but there are many times in the beginning where his partner will be upset by him. tell him, and he’ll learn and adjust. his sympathy might come across as a jest, but he truly does love and want the best for you.

𝐡 = 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 (𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?)

urahara loves being hugged, and will gladly offer them whenever he thinks you might need or want one. his hugs are warm and solid, and often end with his face in your hair or you tucked under his chin (or vice versa). 

𝐢 = 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥-𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝?)

he hardly ever says it, if at all. not because he doesn’t love his partner, but because, as stated earlier, he much prefers to show it through other means. the first time you hear it is three months in when you’re half-asleep, his long limbs caging you and his words slurred with exhaustion, and then it becomes a little more common.

𝐣 = 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬?)

urahara is a jealous man, though he rarely shows it. the one who brings it out of him the most is, surprisingly, yoruichi. the first time she said that she might just take you for herself, he’d pulled you closer and refuted her in a way that was more taunting that friendly. he isn’t possessive—far from it—and he won’t act on his jealousy or even bring it up aside from a slightly tighter hug, a slightly closer presence.

𝐤 = 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝?)

his kisses can be teasing things, little more than a brush of his lips against your own, or they can be so passionate that your toes curl. he has a bit of an oral fixation, so he enjoys kissing you solidly on the mouth. aside from that, your chest and the divot between your thigh and hip. he likes to be kissed wherever you want to kiss him, though sometimes he pushes your head towards his throat.

𝐥 = 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧?)

he has two of them, so you might assume that urahara is good with children. he isn’t. he handles them, but the way he does so has raised several brows in the past: for example, his gift to kazui on the boy’s first birthday was a ‘toy’ that was fully capable of emitting an ear-piercing shriek. he claimed it was for protection against hollows, but that should give you an idea of how he is around them. he’s definitely the fun uncle, though.

𝐦 = 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

lazy is the best way to describe him in the morning. he wants five more minutes, and those five turn into ten, which turns into an hour, which turns into a side-eye from tessai when he shows up well after the shop has opened. urahara is fond of sleepy morning sex, after which he’ll have coffee with you and either nap while you read the paper or read it over your shoulder.

𝐧 = 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?)

nights are when urahara comes alive, all of the pent-up frustration and desire emerging. the kids are asleep—more importantly, tessai is asleep—and his room is far enough removed that he can afford to let down his guard and lose himself in your warmth. he likes to bathe with you, though that often goes in circles, and it isn’t uncommon to fall asleep with his cock inside you.

𝐨 = 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 (𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲?)

urahara’s secrets have secrets, and those secrets have secrets. he’s a many-layered puzzle of discarded ambition, regret, ingenuity, and self-loathing. he might tell his lover of his time in the soul society, limited of course to his occupation within the seireitei, or he might entertain them with stories from when he first opened the shop. the major things, such as the hogyoku, are his alone until they no longer are and you find out in the worst possible way. he’s more open after that.

𝐩 = 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲?)

it isn’t so much that urahara is patient as it is that there’s very little that truly upsets him. aizen did, when he stole his work and used it to irrevocably change so many lives, and he was furious with himself for causing so much suffering. however, he has the patience to map out a hundred-year plan, so a short-temper is far from one of his flaws.

𝐪 = 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐬 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

he might not seem to, but urahara remembers every word you’ve ever spoken to him. he isn’t the sort to use past arguments or the like against you. he simply holds onto them and tucks them away in his memory, and often revisits them at night to pick them apart and see where he went wrong. you could quiz him on the tiniest detail about you or your life, and he’d have the answer. whether he’d immediately say it or fluster you by pretending he doesn’t know for a little while is another story.

𝐫 = 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩?)

after the war, when everyone was recovering, urahara spent months recuperating even after inoue healed him. he’d taken so much damage between askin and his own bankai, and some of the scars never healed. he thought that you would leave him when you looked at his face and saw the stiches, but you’d only cried and held him because he was alive and he was home. 

𝐬 = 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝?)

you’re important to him, and so he’d do anything for you. if you’re a soul reaper/quincy/fullbringer/etc., then he’ll mostly leave you to your own battles, keeping a watchful eye all the same in case you need him. if you’re human, and one without any powers aside from perhaps the ability to see ghosts, then he’s much more observant and on guard. compared to him, you are so fragile and he is so, so afraid of losing you. he does his best not to overstep, but you might need to set some firm boundaries at the start until he adjusts.

𝐭 = 𝐭𝐫𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬?)

urahara puts in the required amount of effort when it comes to things like keeping his shop running and doing chores. dates are often simple, yet tailored to your exact tastes, as are anniversary activities and gifts. he knows what you like and will do his best to plan or find something for you. he’s intelligent, and your presence is the antidote to his usual lethargy.

𝐮 = 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

his dishonesty. he never outright lies, at least not to you, but he holds his cards close to his chest and lying by omission is something that you’ll have to hold him accountable for if you ever want him to change. 

𝐯 = 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 (𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬?)

he doesn’t care. urahara wears the same outfit every single day, and has for at least two decades. he’ll dress up if you ask him to, but aside from keeping himself clean and groomed, he doesn’t pay it much thought.

𝐰 = 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 (𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?)

yes. if urahara loves you, then you are a part of him. whether you leave, or die, or he ends things, that part of you will always be gone. he’s not so dramatic as to be upset—or even play at upset—if you have things to do that don’t involve him, but a longer-term or permanent separation would hurt him.

𝐱 = 𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 (𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦)

he smells like soap and black tea.

𝐲 = 𝐲𝐮𝐜𝐤 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?)

it’s hard to find something he doesn’t like, aside from actual people. i do think he has some morals, so hurting children or the less fortunate would make him unhappy. one of the reasons he dislikes himself is because of how he used others for so long in a bid to stop aizen; behavior like that leaves a bitter taste in his mouth.

𝐳 = 𝐳𝐳𝐳 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

he can sleep at any time, in any place, with little to no warning. however, he often pretends to sleep in order to eavesdrop.

#bleach #urahara #kisuke urahara #urahara x reader #kisuke urahara x reader #sfw headcanons #sfw alphabet #abyss writes

[hobbygilda]

Sisso Artner: Konyharegék (bestzeller lösz!)

képzeljétek ámbrás cetek! barátaim! leveslesők és süteményfalók! megint megjelent egy könyvem, ismét megbízásiból, mégpedig most Terézváros, illetve az Eötvös10 megbízásából, pályázatra, "a Budapest150 emlékév részeként, a Fővárosi Önkormányzat és a Budapesti Művelődési Központ anyagi támogatásával.", Dorka Gálvölgyi ötlete nyomán és bíztatására. akinek ezt most annyira köszönöm, mert igazán rám fért ezekben a micsodaidőkben, hogy olyan különleges (hülyeség, mert minden ember különleges, de mindegy, értitek) emberek sztorijait mesélhessem el a kaja ürügyén, akik külföldiként élnek Terézvárosban. és ennek kapcsán azt is, hogy milyen jó, hogy sokfélék vagyunk és mennyire ránk fér egy kis humanizmus a sokféle ideológia és vallás, meggyőződés közepette. a címe "Konyharegék"- multikulturális ételképek Terézvárosból. mit mondjak, nagyon klassz pillanatok azok, amikor megjön a nyomdából egy kiadvány, és az ember a kollégáitól értesül, hogy megérkezett és ők szintén örülnek (ahogy annak is, hogy végre túl vagyunk ezen, és visszatér a szórakozottságom az átlagoshoz megint) arról lecsúsztam, hogy én vegyem kézbe először ma a kötetet, de kicsit boldog vagyok. köszönöm Saly Noémi szerkesztőnek a munkát, Zsofia Mautnernek a "gondoskodást",Tóth Gábornak a fotókat, Ildikó Szemők-nek a korrektúrát, Kati Gyergyak-nak, hogy segített elkezdeni, meg, hogy ott van velem az irodában, hisz bennem, és pofákat vág, Fülöp-Lehoczky Rella-nak, aki kommunikál nekünk mindent, és örül a mi örömeinknek, a 11 (szerencseszám) szereplőnek pedig különösen. közülük Christopher Graigrai Simmersbach régi barátom. a többiek újak. jóemberek. (ja, ami nem mellékes köszi: Péter Telihaynak a hátát, amin időnként fát vághatok, Igor Olivér Artnernek pedig a 19. éve tartó érzékenyítést.

[pasta-pardner]

undead nightmare pinups

#john marston #red dead redemption #red dead redemption: undead nightmare #red dead #jawnbie tag #artner #rdr:un #its that time of year again! i gotta draw jawnbie content #(im still soooo hung up on the lack of fan content for a non-canonical zombie dlc that came out over a decade ago. sue me.) #some pinups bc lately I've been trying to improve my anatomy skills #and also bc if i dont sexualize this man.. who will?? #he is my handsome hunk of swiss cheese. #if ur expecting me to be consistent in the way i draw him and his gore... dont. lol. #looking back at this im realizing i forgot to add a few of the injuries i put on jawnbie in previous drawings #and we're just gonna roll with that #enjoy! as always: comments are appreciated #bc i spent a lot of time on this and im trying out some new art techniques #ask to tag #art #🤠 #howdy halloween #pardner posts

[rosecarnivale]

Holy hecking CANNOLI, paisanos! It’s me! a person you’ve never friggin’ heard about!

I plan to start using this hollow landscape of a blog soon, it’ll mostly be dedicated to posting my art >:)

I have a bunch of doodles and stuff to share, but i’ll try to start making newer stuff to post! this space will be mostly dedicated to size difference and wholesome giant/tiny content, such as the example i will show below, though I will not shy away from posting other things I enjoy, maybe even snippets of plans or ideas! could be fun… without further ado, the piece i’ve decided to kick this blog off with! 💜

This is a drawing of me and my ultimate bestest ever bestie, an artner like no other, one of the most important people in my life! our ideas tend to come almost symbiotically, she’s the big thinker/writer, I am illustrator/idea-giver

Together! we are the ultimate brainstormers!!! and talented tinies like this can be hard to find… satyrites like @biscuit-rambling must recieve proper care and pamperings! it’s the best way to recharge their battery and keep them happy, but listening to their giant’s heartbeat speeds up the process ten-fold! ^v^ <3

#wholesome #giant/tiny #digital art #digital drawing #sketch #sfw #gt community #g/t art #g/t drawing #sfw giant/tiny #best friends #i love her

[decamarks]

i don't want a relationship the only thing i want in life is an awesome Art Partner (Artner) who i can make insane things with. I believe this to be related to the primal instinct known as "starting a band".

[thegoldenelite]

Hey everyone! I'm back! Yay!!!

#I've missed y'all!! #i feel better i think i needed a w eek away tho i wasn't super s uccessful😅 lol #i had some much needed fun. oh yeah i went to D ynamite yesterday!! i saw k enny w restle in person😍. #man too bad he didn't have a p artner. he seemed like he really need one after the m atch huh..anyway #i was there for the B ucks. K enny. the l uchadors. the w omen and old man y aoi😤. #i have some pics from the s how yesterday but i'll p ost em tomorrow or something(they're pretty blurry just f yi lol) #i've felt better tbh but ive missed b logging and seeing the i mages #hope everyone else is feeling good!

[dyst-blogs]

i love having [artners who're also on tumblr bc i will send them a post that is the most heartfelt and romantic thing i have ever read and say "us :)" and then 15 minutes later i send a post and ask "is this [show you like]" and its the most egregious shitpost ive ever seen where one the characters are just running around and screaming and they have a fat ass and snatched waist for some reason. true love

#rowdyposting

[random-conspiracy]

SURREALISM TO THE SERVICE OF REVOLUTION MY BALLS

Y ou n eed t ime a nd y ou n eed e ner gy a nd y ou n eed to eat h ealthy and do e xcercise but k eep y our s tress u nder c ontrol a nd eat h ealthy and do e xcercise or y ou w ill d ie f rom a h eart a ttack b ut d on't r est d ont y ou f ucking d are b ecause y ou need to m ake m oney b ut s meel the r oses b ut d on't w aste y our f ucking t ime s m elling t oo m uch n ow is too l ate y ou a re t oo l ate a l rea dy. W here is y our p orta folio??? w here are y our m uscles?? y our p artner? y our f reedom? y ou l ack c reativy b ut a nd y ou b ring n oth ing to the t able. W here is y our w ork?? P ut y our m oney to w ork b ut d on't f orget to h ave m oney in the f irst p lace w here is y our m otivation? A re y our h obbies s till fun? y ou d on't h ave t ime f or t hat t he p robl em is t hat y ou s till t hink y ou h ave t ime.