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leonslutkennedeeznuts · 7 months

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can you write Leon x short f!reader. we talking 150cm oow that’s will be cute to read

the first meeting will be:

she’s his new neighbour in the building, there apartments are cross each other. he didn’t know, when she moved he was in a mission. he come back at late after midnight.

In the morning he got out from his apartment to go to his work and he was locking the door when he intended to turn and leave he bumped into her because he didn’t see her. when he looked down he saw grocery bags covering your face , leon” oh sorry I didn’t see you’, you tilted your head slightly to see the person from behind the bags , you smiled’o-ooh don’t worry about it”, he offered “do you wanna help with that” he pointed to seem a heavy bags for you, you nod negative’ no thanks tho’ and you grab your keys from your pocket to open your apartment .

he thinks you are the cutest thing he ever seen. and he keeps thinking about you at work and Chris and Claire noticed!

re4 or re6 🤔..

My first fic request!!! Leon x Short Fem!Reader | Mentions of Claire and Chris | Fluffy Smut (if this is trash I AM SO SORRY!)

Leon hadn't noticed someone new had moved into his apartment building until he bumped into you that one fateful morning on his way to work. He had to look down to see who or what he'd hit before he realized. You were carrying groceries to the apartment right across from his, obviously struggling a little bit.

"Hey, sorry about that. I can help you drop these bags off," he offered only for you to shake your head no and hurry into your apartment.

He had tried to shrug the awkward encounter off but he couldn't deny that he'd enjoyed watching you walk away, the sway of your hips almost putting him in a trance. You were very short, barely 5'0 if he had to guess and for a split second the thought of lifting you into his arms effortlessly crossed his mind (and was filed away into his dirty thoughts).

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Claire was the first to notice his little crush. She refused to drop the subject, even getting Chris involved in the teasing.

"Aww, Leon has a crush! Tell me all about her, you must," she pleaded.

"Yeah, Kennedy, who's the unlucky girl," Chris joked.

They were relentless but Leon refused to give in and talk about you with them. He wasn't sure if you'd be interested in the guy who almost knocked you over on your moving day. He'd been watching you ever since, trying not to be so obvious and creepy. His living room window gave him the perfect view of your front door- maybe he peeked every now and again to watch you leave and return home, hoping he'd be bold enough to just talk to you one day beyond the simple "Hi" and "Have a good day".

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Leon finally had the courage to talk to you about two weeks later. The apartment complex was having a social hour, free drinks with light snacks at the clubhouse and you were there. Your smile and laugh lit up the room. He made his way over to you, nervous yet confident when he reached out to shake your hand.

"I'm Leon, I live across from you."

"Oh yeah, I've seen you around," you replied, hoping to not make it so obvious how attracted you were to him. "I'm new to the area."

"Well I'd love to show you around, if you're interested," Leon offered. There was a really nice steakhouse downtown that he'd love to take you to, to show you off, see you all dressed up in heels that would probably still have him towering over you.

You blushed and nodded at this invitation. "I'd like that a lot, Leon."

Everything seemed to fall into place from there.

You exchanged numbers and went on your first date the following Friday night. Leon was quickly falling for you, the way your head rested on his chest when you cuddled on the couch, the way he had to almost crouch down to kiss you with his hands in your hair, the way you stood on your tip toes to meet his lips halfway.

The arch of your back as you took every inch of him so perfectly, squealing and begging for more. The way you rode him and let his hands hold your hips steady as he pounded into you, his eyes transfixed on the bulge in your stomach from the length of him. The way your tight, little mouth couldn't fit all of him but you tried so hard, gagging and tearing up swallowing his load. How he could lift you up and have you bouncing on his cock, your cum leaking down his thighs as he was relentlessly hellbent on making you orgasm over and over, your nails digging into his shoulders and back.

It wasn't long before you were moving into his apartment after Leon bought out your lease, having you meet Claire and Chris and the rest of his close friends with Leon proudly introducing you as his girlfriend.

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27drsnoopsnucks · 3 months

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gay gay ......gay..

yeah so ive come back just to point at my mattsworld blog like go checj it out or smth @askmattsworld

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jonnywaistcoat · 10 months

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So would you write Star Wars fanfic or Star Wars expanded universe fiction? I mean if you wanted too

I'm a working writer, mate - I'll write whatever they pay me to. I do love Star Wars (though can't say it always reciprocates) so would be jazzed to work on it, but the era when I might have time and creative energy for writing stuff just because I like the IP has long since passed.

That said, I don't think they will be asking me to write anything in the Star Wars universe because I'd insist on including my grizzled Gungan rebel cell leader OC Bofa Deeznuts.

#his cell operates out of one of the moons of ligma #they're particularly ruthless

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arlertdarling · 10 months

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❥ STARS IN YOUR EYES — armin arlert x gn!reader, modern au, fluff, established relationship, space nerd!armin, yet another incredibly self-indulgent, incredibly fluffy armin oneshot<3 (i don't actually know a lot about astronomy so sorry if i got anything wrong!)

“That’s Orion’s belt,” Armin says, tracing his fingertip along a short line of stars. “Those three stars there, see? And that kind of arced line is his shield. A little higher up there, that’s his sword.” He pauses, hand lowering as he searches the sky. “Canis Minor should also be… ah, yeah, look, Canis Minor, just there. It’s only two stars so it’s hard to spot. Canis Major is easier to recognise. I think it’s just here actually, see?” He connects a few specks of light together — a triangle here, a rectangle there. You raise your hand and try to mimic Armin’s movements. He puts his hand over yours, guiding it and correcting your lines. Then he stops at one of the stars, slightly bigger and easier to see than the others.

“This is Sirius,” he says, “the brightest star in our solar system and the… fifth? Closest to our sun. Around 8.6 light years away.”

“Wow.” You look up at him. “Wait, isn’t that the North Star?”

Armin grins at your interest. “No, that’s Polaris.” He moves your hand. “This one here.”

You think for a moment. “What about the closest star?” you ask. “Which one’s the closest to us?”

He sets your hands down. “Well, not counting the sun, the closest star to us is Proxima Centauri,” he explains before looking at you with a gleaming smile and eyes full of fascination. “Now, you’d think that because it’s the closest, logically it should be the brightest, right?”

“Well… yeah, I think so,” you agree unsurely.

“But it’s not!” He beams. “It’s actually the dimmest,” he says, pinching his thumb and forefinger together and holding it up to the sky, “because it’s so small! Only about a tenth of the sun’s mass.”

“So it’s like a little baby star,” you jest.

Armin laughs through his nose. “I don’t know about ‘little’,” he says. “It’s still so big that its mass has to be written in scientific notation. Or like, in terms of the Earth’s mass, which is also written in scientific notation.”

You smirk. “You know what else is so big that its mass has to be written in scientific notation?”

Armin is about to give a genuine answer but stops himself. “Were you about to make a deeznuts joke? On our romantic stargazing date?” You snicker as he sighs and rubs his hand down his face. “I can’t believe I almost fell for that.” He’s smiling despite himself.

“Boo,” you drawl as you bump shoulders with him. “You’re no fun.” You exchange childish grins before looking back at the sky. As much as you may tease him for being a nerd, Armin’s astronomy knowledge never fails to impress you. It’s endearing too, the way he rambles so eagerly. You could listen to him talk for hours.

“So, where’s the not-so-little baby star then?” you question, scanning the sky. “Can we see it?”

“Oh, no, it’s only really visible in the southern hemisphere,” Armin replies. “Though even then, you need ideal viewing conditions and a telescope with an aperture of at least 8cm to see it.”

You hum. “Guessing we don’t have one of those?”

Armin chuckles. “I think the bigger obstacle is the fact we’re nowhere near the required latitude to even try seeing it.”

“Whatever, nerd.” You giggle and rest your cheek against Armin’s shoulder as he continues talking about the constellations. It’s quiet; the countryside always is, but the nighttime brings with it a different kind of quiet. Crickets chirp and the night breeze rustles the grass and leaves. Above you, the stars are abundant, floating like lily pads in a blue-black pond. You’ve been looking at them for so long that it seems as though they’re dancing, spinning round and round like maple tree seeds in the wind. It’s almost hypnotic, tempting you to fall asleep, but the anticipation for what’s to come is keeping you awake.

Armin checks his phone, the light of his screen illuminating his giddy smile. “Okay. Any minute now,” he says, setting aside his phone. His eyes are gazing at the sky, but your eyes are on him. The darkness makes his features hard to see, but you’ve stared at him so many times before that you’re able to fill in the blanks by memory. The dainty curve of his nose, the soft shade of his lips, the aquamarine light in his irises…

You’re startled from your trance when Armin suddenly gasps. “Look!” he exclaims, pointing up. You follow his hand to a white streak passing through the sky. It vanishes, but not long after, another cuts through nearby. An extraordinary celestial phenomena, and yet you can’t help flicking your eyes over to Armin just to watch his reaction. It’s cheesy, but to you, no celestial phenomena compares to his smile.

You reach over and rake your fingers through his hair. “I love you,” you say absentmindedly.

It takes a second for Armin to give you his attention, too focused on trying to spot a meteor. “What did you say?” he says, turning to you.

You prop yourself up on your elbows and lean in close, brushing some hair out of his face. “I said I love you.”

He catches your hand before it leaves his face and presses a kiss to your wrist. “I love you too,” he whispers, smiling against your palm. You laugh giddily and rub your forehead against his affectionately.

Armin stares at you from under blond eyelashes. “Can I kiss you?” he mutters into the breath of air between you, one hand already hovering near your face.

You move your head the rest of the way into his palm and cup your hand over his. “It’s about time you asked,” you tease, and Armin’s chuckle tickles your lips as you meet. You mould to each other, soft and yearning. It’s a movement that expresses more than either of you could with words alone, pouring your feelings into each other in their rawest form, passing them between warm lips and even warmer breaths; slips of tongue and airy giggles. Armin’s hand is supporting your jaw, fingers tucked behind your ear delicately while yours pulls him closer by his sweater. When you part, for a moment, you just stare at each other; too enthralled to speak.

Armin smiles fondly, his awe melting into adoration. A thumb pets your cheekbone as if to brush away an eyelash, his other hand rubbing your hip. He doesn’t stop staring at you, putting every detail of you like this to memory. The way you’re framed by the starry sky, the meteor that passes over your head like a halo, how his hands fit to you like they were made to hold you. Armin sighs and nuzzles his head into the crook of your neck. “What did I do to deserve you?” he mumbles, his lips ticklish against your skin.

“I should be asking you that,” you argue playfully, stroking his hair. Armin doesn’t say anything; you just stay like that for a while, holding each other as the meteors glide by intermittently.

“It’s a little chilly,” Armin comments after a particularly harsh rush of wind. He runs his hands over the goosebumps on your arms. “You’re not too cold, are you?” He gives you a concerned glance, but before you can answer, he’s taking off his sweater and pulling it over your head. The lingering warmth on the fabric presses against you like a kiss as Armin helps you slide your arms through the sleeves. He gives it a few last tugs and pulls, making sure you’re all covered up.

When his eyes meet yours, he smiles sheepishly. “I know we should probably head inside… but could we stay out a little longer?” He adjusts the sweater again, but more out of nervous habit rather than necessity.

You smile at his sincerity. “Yeah, of course, baby,” you coo. “I don’t mind.”

The pet name makes Armin blush. He pats the space beside him and you shift to spoon his side, draping your limbs over his body. He curls an arm around you, lazily petting your hair. The both of you watch the fleeting strokes of light criss-cross above you, and for just a moment, you forget about the rest of the world; for just a moment, it’s only you, Armin and the stars beneath your fingertips.

#divider by benkeibear #armin arlert x reader #armin arlert x you #armin arlert x y/n #armin arlet fluff #armin fluff #armin x reader #armin x you #armin x y/n #aot fluff #x reader fluff #aot x reader #x reader #{♡} juno writes !!

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sm-baby · 4 months

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How the fuck do you make out with gangle and abel like I want their tongues down my throats (yes I sent that Caine ask) but like how

deeznuts-anon...................................................................................

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rosehiroto · 1 year

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Heyo! I see you need some request, can I request Luxiem or Xsoleil (which ever your comfort with it) meeting the fem!readers parents or close friends? Either one is alright!

(it's alright if you don't want to ^-^)

-Ayn (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

Hey Ayn! Thanks for you're request I will be doing luxiem and doppio since I don't really know the rest of Xsoleil well enough to write for now but hopefully in the future! Reader is mentioned to be a streamer I hope you don't mind this please tell me if you want me to change it Hope you enjoy reading this and have a great day 💙

Reader is female pronounce is she/her

WARNING: Please remember that I am writing about Luxiem based on their characters online and not of the people behind their vtuber avatars, thank you!

Fandom: nijisanji en

Pairing: luxiem x fem!reader

Category: fluff, established relationship with luxiem members and doppio.

Meeting the parents

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Luca kaneshiro

I think Luca would be the best person to show to your parents or friends he's very cute he'll try his best to be polite around your family he needs to give a good first impression he does love you after all

Will be very nervous after you tell him your parents want to meet him

Will ask for advice from his friends and chat who tell him to be polite not to joke around that much and no deeznuts jokes

He'll whine on stream asking why he has to do that then stopped whining when he received a supa explaining that he'll lose his lovely girl if he does that he might lose a few limbs too

Chat also mentions that fem!reader talked about their parents and how protective they are on stream once which makes our dear Luca even more nervous

You both mostly share the same friends and he isn't that nervous to get to know your friends who he finds very cool

Finally it's the day to go visit your family Luca can't stop pacing around his room he had to leave in about an hour and he didn't even know what to wear should he wear his suit? Should he wear something more casual? Should he wear another suit?

He calls Ike for help who advised him to wear a casual outfit nothing over the top

Luca finally got ready and picked up you going to your parents' house

In the end he was surprised by how fun it was he absolutely loved your parents and they loved him very much as well

Your parents definitely approve of this man he gets lots of food too he went home with a very big smile that night

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Shu yamino

Shu will definitely be somewhat nervous about meeting your parents but he's more chill about it

Definitely will ask advice from his friends won't mention it on stream being a bit more private about his relationships than Luca

Won't get good advice really but he'll use what he gets he definitely treat it like a normal meeting he's just getting to know new people is all and they're your family

He gets more nervous the more he thinks about it so he tries to not think about it

Will definitely be prepared a whole day before he has to meet fem!reader's parents

Will be ready an hour before and will go buy a simple gift for fem!reader's parents will pick you up and be on his way to your parents' house

Will be very formal at first will get more comfortable with time has lots of fun hearing embarrassing stories from when you were a kid he'll definitely tease you about it too

Gets along with your parents if you have siblings will tease them alot lovingly of course

Will definitely visit again doesn't even need you to be here he just goes there your parents are his now you might need to be a little worried about being the favourite he will definitely steal your parents and will become the favourite

Don't worry tho you're his favourite he loves you very much

He's definitely approved he's a part of the family now

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Ike eveland

Ike is definitely the best boy to meet your parents or friends as we already know alot of moms love him already

When you bring up the idea he gets so happy and smiley he's glad you love and trust him enough to have him meet your parents

He'll give you the biggest hug and agree thanking you for trusting him so much

Now that he finally thinks about it he gets very nervous what will he wear? Why will he bring on his way? Will your parents like him? What if he messed up and says something bad?

Will definitely ask vox and his chat for help

He'll definitely try to make a hypothetical situation to his chat his chat will definitely understand what he's hinting at and will actually give him lots of good advice

He'll be very prepared after all the advice he got and will buy foods and snacks for your family

You were somewhat surprised when you were greeted with a very blushy and smiley ike with a flower bouquet in his hands Infront of your front door

"this is for you I brought some for you're parents but I wanted to give you yours now"

After you arrive at your parents' house he gets a little nervous again at first then definitely warms up

Your parents just love him and he definitely enjoys their company alot

He'll give them the gifts he got (he definitely bought them caviar he just want them to try it he'll be very happy if they actually enjoy it)

Will definitely be willing to visit again sometime in the future

He's the type that says hello to your parents when you're talking to him on the phone with them

Your parents love talking to him whenever they call you 'he's an absolute sweetheart' they said they just adore him

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Mysta rias

He is definitely a nervous reck

He gets quite bashful and shy when you tell him about you wanting him to meet your parents

"why??" He asks nervously sweating scratching his head nervously

He definitely trusts you enough to show you his bashful side not feeling like acting tough

When you explain that you trust him enough and your parents want to see him his face grows hot with bashfulness

He still doesn't understand why but feels quite happy that you trust him enough

Will be a nervous mess after will call all of luxiem asking for advice to which they give him the best advice they can

He definitely takes tips from all of them trying his best to give a first good impression

Ike tells him to bring something on his way to visit and to wear something nice and casual

He'll bring flowers on his way roses to be exact he didn't know what to bring and roses were the first thing he saw

He'll be sweating while picking you up smiling nervously at him you chuckle rubbing his arms gently trying to calm his anxiety down

He kept fiddling with his fingers and clothes all the way there until he arrives holding your hand trying to calm down

When he sees the smile on your parents' face as they greet him he instantly calms down smiling widely at your parents

He definitely gets more talkative after he gets used to everything holding your hand under the dinner table the entire time your comfort warming his heart up

He asks your parents for your baby photos which they happily show him smiling widely at the pictures

He loves hearing stories and teasing you about them of course

He feels very happy when he gets home he had a great day he'll definitely ask you to go visit again

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Vox akuma

As we all know he's definitely the type to say your daughter calls me daddy too with a very big smirk on his face

He won't do that tho he might say he'll say it to you just to tease you but he wants to give a good first impression so he won't do that on the first meeting

He'll be very happy when you tell him you want him to meet your parents

He will promise you to behave and kiss your forehead with a big smile on his face

Will talk about it with chat he feels very happy about it he'll be very energetic all week waiting for the day to come

He will wear his normal clothes will buy some chocolate and flowers

"since when is chocolate only allowed to be a present unless it's valentine I give you chocolate all the time" he'll say when you look at the chocolate rising a brow at his quick answer

"I didn't say that but okay" you say with a chuckle kissing his cheek and starting to walk a now apparently nervous vox walking behind you

He gives you parents a wide grin as they greet him presenting his flowers and chocolate

Will be very polite and respectful while talking with your parents as he eats the dinner they prepared

(yk that one meme when a girl asks 'daddy can you pass me the salt' and both her dad and her boyfriend grab the salt I think something like that would definitely happen during dinner)

Will have a great conversation with your parents about cooking and his hobbies and other things will definitely talk about you too with a very fond smile on his face

Will coo at the cute baby pictures definitely tears up by how cute you are

Will definitely hug you tightly saying how cute you were he also loves all the stories won't tease you but he smiles widely while hearing the stories

Will take you home kissing your face a bunch after thanking you for everything gets very emotional and showers you with love before going to his home

Will tell chat lots of the cute stories about you he doesn't want to embarrass you he just finds them so cute chat has to know about your cuteness

He definitely got both of your parents' numbers and calls them once or twice a week

You might go Visit your parents some day and find him there already chilling on the couch being like "hey babe, how are you doing on this fine day"

He's there once a week too he spends quality time with your parents cooking or cleaning around the house

He's definitely asked your parents for your hand in marriage and they agreed so he's waiting for the right time to propose

He just loves your parents they became part of his big family since then

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Doppio dropscythe

Dopi definitely will feel thrilled when you tell him you want him to meet your parents

Will give you a bear hug while thanking you for trusting him will hug you for a while letting go after

He'll ask Hex and Ver for advice on what to do to which they tell him to just be casual and to be polite as usual

He still thinks that he needs to do something special so he might buy a gift on his way holding your hand on the way

Hugs your parents for greeting to which they happily do back smiling at the boy

He will definitely have to be touching you in any way during the dinner feeling quite happy

He'll hold your hand or put his arm around your shoulder while telling your parents how amazing you are

Dopi loves the baby pictures and stories will laugh while hearing them keeps on taking photos of them on his phone to look at them again

His phone is already full of pictures of you too or just you and now you as a baby

He'll go visit your family whenever he can he got their numbers too of course calls them alot

He loves your parents very much he treats him like his own parents and hugs them whenever he can

Will thank you alot for giving him this chance when you go back home his eyes full of love and admiration

"thank you, for loving me and for allowing me to be part of your family" Dopi says while giving you the biggest hug ever kissing your head gently while smiling widely at you

He's very happy he has you and your family by his side he'll cherish you and your family forever

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Thank you for reading all support is highly appreciated 💙

This is my writing please don't repost copy or claim as your own

#nijisanji imagine #nijisanji x reader #nijisanji fanfic #nijisanji en #nijisanji #luxiem x reader #nijisanji luxiem #luxiem x fem reader #shu yamino x reader #luca kaneshiro x reader #vox akuma x reader #ike eveland x reader #mysta rias x reader #doppio dropscythe x reader #xsoleil x reader #nijisanji xsoleil

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ask-dtv-chara · 14 days

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I wished anons stopped sending you deeznuts jokes in the asks.

And seeing your reactions I'm sure you wish that too.

indeed.

#ask #chara answers #chara dreemurr #chara undertale

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ox1-lovesick · 2 years

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it's moot time!

pair your mutuals with an idol—male or female that you think would suit them! can be lovers, friends, co-workers, etc. have fun!

my first ask game in a long time damn 😻👊 idk which to do so I'll just do all 3, I'm also going to pair from just my main groups since i do stan others but don't know the members and their personalities that well 😭 (probably inaccurate asf but leave me be 😔👎)

✧ @yv17 - Lovers: I think Nora would go really well with someone like taehyun or seungkwan! despite those idols being the polar opposites of each other I can see Nora adapting to each of them and vice versa. I think seungkwan would bring out a more energetic and confident side in her and taehyun would bring out a more gentle and peaceful side. 🤨

✧ Friends: TELL ME NORA AND SOOBIN WOULDN'T BE THEE BEST OF FRIENDS?!?! They have such similar personalities it's uncanny. I can totally see these two as those childhood best friends or classmates who only grew closer over time. Those best friends who spend all their time together, movie nights and sleepovers on the weekends, eating lunch together during the week literally always together!

✧ Co-workers: I see Nora working well with people like Vernon, Yeonjun and Sunghoon. They're usually quiet and very hardworking people (like nora) so I see them as a good match for co-workers since they're not too roudy and can focus 😻

✧ @haknom - Lovers: No idea why but I can see K and Rei being a really cute couple 😔 I feel like they're really similar and have similar interests so they'd go together like pb&j. I also think K would go well with someone like Sunoo. They're both just so cute and warm-hearted so they'd be a really endearing couple that like everyone is jealous of 😭

✧ Friends: K and Hueningkai would be such a powerful friendship LORD can you just imagine it ??? they'd be so fun and loud and hype like the party doesn't staart til they get there 😭 literal sweethearts too 💔

✧ Co-workers: Idk why but I see Kayla working well with Jay or Heeseung 🤨 K gives the vibes of someone who doesn't like being disturbed when working or wants ro get things done as soon as possible and I think Heejay are like that too

✧ @lov3niki - Lovers: Kim and Kurt Darren power couple tbh, kaptein sy is syne 😻😻 jk but kim and niki 🤨 literal menaces keep them AWAY FROM ME i don't even want to imagine it. Leave them alone for two minutes and the whole country is burning down. that couple that fights nonstop you'd think they hate each other 😭 get them therapy pls. but they'd also be so cute together like I'd see niki giving them piggyback rides everywhere and stealing food from each other's plates when one isn't looking

✧ Friends: I think Kim and Jake would be really good friends! If Kim has any pets I see them setting up play dates for Layla and Kim's pet 😋 I also see Kim mocking Jake's accent a lot 💀 all the naurs, saurs and gaurs

✧ Co-workers: tbh idk who'd work well with kim PLS so I'm going to pair them with beomgyu for the most disastrous duo possible 😻 they'd get absolutely no work done ever and probably get fired within 5 minutes

✧ @seungyounsxlover - Lovers: I see melli going well with someone like San or Hongjoong !! they're all really sweet people so having one of them be a couple would be so cute 💔 probably one of those couples who make everyone want to rip their eyeballs out when they see 😭

✧ Friends - Melli & Wooyoung 🤞

✧ Co-workers: I think Melli would work better with more conversational people for some reason? like not loud but not silent at the same time, so I think people like Yeonjun or Heeseung would be a good match !

✧ @deeznutsriki - Lovers: Sree & Jungwon. no other words need to be said

✧ Friends: I think Sree and Jake would be a good match too !! the deeznuts duo everyone is so sick of them 💀👎 those friends who like to burst out laughing for no reason or have the weirdest inside jokes 😭 you could be outside looking at trees and they'll start laughing

✧ Co-workers: I have no idea 💀 Although I do think that Sree and Soobin would be a good match. Probably not much conversation and more just work but they get the job done !!

#𝐈𝐈. ── 📻 asks!#𝐈𝐕. ── 🫀moots!#𝐗𝐈. ── 🎮 games!#yv17 <3 #haknom <3 #lov3niki <3 #deeznutsriki <3 #seungyounsxlover <3

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ladyelissarose · 2 years

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Ladies and Gents!!

Babes you all have been so amazing thank you for everything!!! I appreciate your patience and love. So, I have a new series going on for ‘Jake Hangman Seresin from TopGun, Maverick!! If you guys would like to check it out, you’re more than welcome to! Let me know if you want to be on the tag list! I don’t have anyone on it yet, so there’s a spot for you!!

Update on, The Secrets of Gotham-Unmasked. About that one, there’s just 3 more chapters to come out for that one, then it’s officially over!!! What a ride, but it’s almost done!!! Unexpected ending is coming, I hope you’re ready for it!! Again, thank you for everything, I love you guy so so so much!!!

My asks are always opened, so give it a try! Ask for anything you want, I’m willing to give.💕💕💕💕 stay safe babes🌻🌻🌻💕💕💕

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leonslutkennedeeznuts · 7 months

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pls consider my request, Leon x short reader 🤏🏼

I ❤️ your writing btw, xoxo

Hi, thank you for the request- I will try my best to fulfill it soon! Hope you enjoy when it's done. 😊

#ask deeznuts #leon fic request

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iicheeze · 2 years

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Ah yes, a classical A.S.S Trio headcannons

A.S.S Trio as me and my siblings convo / stuff we do tgt

Sam definitely shows Seb and Abigail any kind of tik toks he found while scrolling mindlessly no matter how funny or just borderline deranged it is

If Seb got interested in one new thing Sam would definitely ask him about it (plus telling Abby about it and helping Sam annoy him lol)

for example he has a crush on the farmer (aka sending hints cuz we all know he's not that forward about that kind of stuff), Whether it be Abby or Sam finding that out first, they'd definitely tell each other about it and confront him together

If either Abby, Sam, or Seb got into a fight with each other, they'd apologize in their own way or just flat out using words

if they apologize in their own way, it'll be like how an asian mother apologizes, aka cooking for them and go all like "Hey honey, I made you your favorite for dinner! 😊" and pretends nothing ever happened after that

If Sam ever got bullied or got into an argument online, Seb could AND would confront them, and not in a good way

(he definitely doesn't get their IP Addresses and sends it to them in private so they wouldn't insult Sam anymore lol)

I think Abby would rant about her parents to Seb and Sam while they just listen to her and going like "uh huh, i totally get you" but if it gets heated and goes to actual facts to the point that they'd relate they'd definitely rant about it too

When the two visit Seb like usual (rotting in that damn basement) and see a new game at his computer, they'd either go like "oh cool!" or "WOAH WHAT FOR REAL I WANNA TRY TOO" and let it be the talk for the three for probably 1 - 2 weeks

I either headcannon Sebastian having a deep voice or a normal but pretty boy kind of voice you know what I mean

and Abby or Sam would sometimes mimic his voice if he isn't there with them or they just feel goofy or is in a silly mood

convo ver:

Sam: Who are you talking to earlier at the phone

Abby: Oh it's my new friend, Dee

Seb: oh my god, Sam don't ask who it is-

Sam: Who's Dee

Abby: DEEZNUTS-

Abby uses deez nuts jokes time to time and if Sam finds out about it, dear lord you're gonna have to bear with it for 2 - 3 weeks

Sam: bro you know that I love you right

Seb: in a gay way or sibling way or a friend way

Abby: he's definitely gonna choose all of them

Abby: Boobs are better

Sam: Nah ass is better

Seb: I'm a flaming homosexual and I know you two are too

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv memes #stardew valley memes #stardew valley headcanons #sdv headcanons

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uplatterme · 1 year

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BLAKE UR ASKS IS BEING A BITCH AGAIN😭😭

anyways if scara were to be my lover this is how we argue

"kuni pass me the pepper and salt"

"no fuck you you have hands"

"..."

"what?"

"thats why your mom , your god, and your friends abandoned you lmao"

"....YOU SON OF A-"

"lmao its true tho dont get mad"

"fuck you man.."

"L+ratio+ur mom+didnt ask+mid+ur dad+ligma+deeznuts+suckon+bendover+L+ur dad left you"

"bruh."

"now pass me the damn salt and pepper... You salty ass bitch"

"..."

"...fine."

"thanks kuni love you☺"

"....OH WOW REALLY NOW AZARI-"

"wanna fuck?"

".....yes."

"aight, come on lets go"

I kid you not blake im salty like scara but i know how to apologize unlike him smh i should prolly give him a book on how to apologize or smth💀💀💀

don’t be mean to him he’s trying his best 😔

#ive been meaning to answer this for a while but idk what to say 😭

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sightingsing · 3 months

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All The Characters : A Masterlist

Besides the three main characters, there’s plenty of people on Systhill and its surroundings that take part on the story. Or far away from Systhill. Whatever. Here they are listed.

Delilah Tersmon : Five years older than Daryan and Elly, she’s their older sister. She got turned into a mermaid.

Ashton Tersmon : Elly’s son. His origins are kept under wraps for legal reasons, but it’s clear that he wasn’t born in a conventional way.

Zayden Mess : Ashton’s boyfriend.

Agatha Howard : Viktor’s ex-wife, with whom he had his first child. She’s a famous actress.

Phoebe Moore : Viktor’s fling, with whom he had his second child.

Leah Singh : Viktor’s high school best friend, and crush. They lost contact and reconnected years later, but…

Olin Krysov : Viktor’s older child. He struggles with mental health issues. His mother, Agatha, has custody of him, therefore he only sees Viktor every two weekends.

Lillian Krysova : Viktor’s younger child. He has sole custody of her, because her birth mother couldn’t afford to take care of a baby.

Donovan Corbyn : Olin’s best friend since primary school.

Tobiah Corbyn : Donovan’s older brother, and also a friend of Olin’s. He has POTS, so he’s an ambulatory wheelchair user. He’s in a band.

Thiago Shepherd : Agatha’s boyfriend. He’s a cop who had a leg injury, but is almost recovered now. He moved to Systhill because of the injury, but seems to be investigating something now.

Xanthe Sewell : Leader of the Blazeclaw Prowlers, the most notorious and vast pack of Belligerent Werwolves.

The Fang : Not much is known about him, just that he’s the most loyal of Xanthe’s subordinates.

Alex (?) : Part of Xanthe’s pack. Seems to have doubts. She thinks he has a weak spirit.

Darya (?) : Daryan’s friend. They find it very funny that their names are similar.

Dimitri Krysov : Viktor’s father.

Jade Rius Velazco : Viktor’s mother. They’re not very close.

Catalina Velazco Lozano : Viktor’s grandmother.

Neil Tersmon: Delilah, Daryan and Elly’s father. A renowned sorcerer.

Seo-yun Tersmon: Delilah, Daryan and Elly’s mother. She died when the twins were five years old.

Johanna Corbyn : Donovan and Tobiah’s mother. She works as a journalist. Her husband is in the army.

Silas Redfield : A friend of Neil, he’s Elly’s mentor. He teached him a way to hide his magical ADN.

Clyde D. Hilton : Writer of the Moonlight Mayhem. If you ask him, he’ll say the D stands for Deeznuts.

#moonlight mayhem #mm worldbuilding #mm characters #mm masterlist

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