for valentines day, PB lures Gold with that same coin he used before to his office. Displaying himself in a silk gold robe with min chocolates and a golden rose petals. [time didnt allow me to draw this idea i had in my head]
*Cracks knuckles*
Then I shall-
I may have spent too long rendering that last one that it's technically not valentines anymore BUT SHUSH
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can you do premoon!remus x sunshine!reader getting into an argument bc remus snapped at her???
(also can I be anon 💌 if you do emoji anons?)
thank you for requesting lovie, forehead kisses<33 and yes ofc you can be anon 💌!!
this isn't rly an argument, more like remus being a dickhead:(( also, i know this writing isn't very good, I'm still getting used to this format of writing<3
326 words, remus lupin x f!reader
When you walked into the Gryffindor common room, your heart jumped at the sight of Remus, it always does. No matter how long you've been together (whether it was the first day of dating or now, 6 months in), he always makes your day brighter.
"Hi, darling!" You say, placing a hand on the back of his head, stroking it before sitting beside him.
"Hi." He doesn't look up from his book, and his tone is a little different than it usually is, a bit bitter.
"What are you reading?" You ask, leaning back in your seat, tucking your feet underneath your thighs.
"Nothing important." He says as he flips the page. Your eyes flicker up to James and Sirius, hoping they'll say something.
"Moony got a 99 on his potions quiz!" Sirius pipes up, sensing the awkwardness.
"Did you? That's great, sweetie!" You place a simple hand on Remus' thigh.
"Could you please stop talking? Seriously, you're so annoying. Can't you see I'm reading?" Remus exclaims. You realize the moon is soon, but his anger has never been directed to you until now.
You're brightness dims, your smile dropping a bit. You take your hand out of his lap and place it into your own, your heart stinging a little.
"Um, sure." You look at your legs, suddenly feeling like you shouldn't be around anyone at all.
"Thank fucking Merlin, giving us all a break." He shakes his head going back to his reading.
A few minutes pass by of the four of you in complete silence before you stand.
"I'm gonna go up to my dorm, it's getting a little late."
"Whatever." Remus says, still not looking at you. Your heart breaks a little everytime he opens his mouth.
"Okay."
James smiles at you, guiltily, standing and giving you a short hug.
"Night, love, sleep tight." Sirius says, grabbing your hand and giving it a squeeze before letting you leave, padding up the stairs.
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YOOO I'M EATING TOXIC YAOI IN ACT 2 LETS GOOOO
( I know what's going to happen to foxy)
IF THEY DON'T GET DEVELOPMENT TOGETHER I'M KILLING MYSELF
@saltv2 please tell me foxy at least lives
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ok i forgot that goldie isnt canonically 5'1 on a good day so i have to restructure this ask
1) thoughts on short goldie
2) is heron short also
3) (contingent on answers 1 and 2) thoughts on scrooge and beakley both falling for tiny evil women
1) & 2)
I think the toxic yuri polycule height chart is something like this—!
They all wear heels so it’s not exact (also I whipped this up in like 5 minutes lol)
Huifen is tall, she’s a black heron after all, and though they’re not the tallest birds ever they’re still pretty long! But she looks short standing next to Beakley, because everyone does (also I undersized her a little bit in my first human drawing by accident, whoops). Goldie is a short queen LMAO, she’s not minuscule, only slightly shorter than the average person, but she looks tiny next to these two (she might be slightly shorter than I drew her here, idk, I struggled to scale her LOL). Scrooge, for the record, is around the same height as Goldie!
In terms of their builds btw, Beakley is, obviously, very muscular! Though she might seem like a tank, she’s actually very soft — big ol squishy teddy bear! Heron on the other hand is a gangly mf, long, skinny, and sharp. Goldie is sort of in between them, an hourglass build like Huifen, but with more muscle on her (not half as much as Beakley, though).
3)
Heron might not be tiny but Beakley treats her like she is, picks her up like a feral cat when she’s being too much 😌 Scrooge and Goldie only have a very slight height difference, but I think he’s very smug about it lol
Also, my funniest headcanon ever is that Beakley has a thing for bad girls, and she HATES IT. She’s so embarrassed about it and fully intends to take it to her grave. This also leads to her hating the aforementioned bad girls even more, bc she’s so frustrated with herself for liking the in the first place. So Beakley can spend 24 hours a day ranting about how much she hates someone, and be blushing the entire time. All this to say, Beakley might not technically have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticising Scrooge’s relationship, but that doesn’t stop her.
I think they’re both massive hypocrites about it, bc they wanna protect eachother despite the other really not needing the help. They’re also endlessly frustrated with eachother’s toxic Yuri partners. Beakley to a much bigger degree because she definitely has a thing for Goldie, which only makes her hate her even more. Scrooge is more annoyed by Beakley and Heron than anything else bc he just does not understand what the hell is going on there, but he’ll also occasionally be all,
In conclusion, Beakley and Scrooge being a disaster sibling duo is my favourite thing ever. Scrooge is practically immortal, nothing can take him down. Beakley is a walking tank, she could walk off a bullet. They looked at eachother and went “that idiot needs me to protect them from their own love life” and they were kind of right??
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