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yeah-thats-probably-it · 3 months

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Ask Jeeves was such a missed opportunity. If they really wanted to make it book-accurate they would’ve programmed it to insult your clothes or spit out a random line of poetry every time you search something

“What is the capital of Colombia, Jeeves?”

“The capital of Colombia is Bogotá, and also, do you intend to wear that hat outside, sir?”

Would’ve been great

#ask jeeves #jeeves and wooster

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raul4anski · 1 year

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@mojobake ага

Three different faces 🥶

#jeeves and wooster #stephen fry #ask jeeves #pg wodehouse #art

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lonewolf638 · 6 months

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anyone have any fic recs of them fucking sam . preferably @ couch. i dont care i wanna read him getting topped nasty by 2 hot ladies . is that 2 much to ask for

#twitter is useless everyone hates me ppl just like my post but wont share any recs #do u even care abt my feelings.#joking....#sam winchester #ask jeeves #spn #guys pls im just a girl help me out

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wastehound-voof · 6 months

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I want to go back.

#ask jeeves

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samsrowena · 2 years

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fuckin gottem

#this episode is spn's shitty version of clue but i don't even care i unironically love it #spn.txt #caps #spn 10x06 #ask jeeves #spn rewatch

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g0atfac3 · 4 months

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When I was a kid in computers class they would teach us how to use Ask Jeeves and. I thought he was real. I thought Jeeves was a real guy who was just really smart. I used to ask him for cheat codes in Pokemon Yellow and he showed me how to do the Mew Glitch. I thought of him as a friend.

#ask jeeves #ask jeeves fandom #fuck you for asking me to add tags this is what you get

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kiss-like-a-bruise · 2 years

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"You know, they say women just get better with age. Like a fine wine. Or cheese." "I'm lactose intolerant."

For Suptober Day 7 - Fine Wine 🍷

#suptober22 #fine wine #sam winchester #beverly (supernatural)#10x06 #ask jeeves #supernatural #gifset #bruise gifs

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sammmyy223 · 1 month

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I run a shit post dnd game. The players and I call the game by two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated before and during the game.

I want to touch on the party’s living situation because I discussed Kulrac living in an apartment for divorced dads with divorced dads. However the party currently have living quarters within their vehicle they travel the continent in.

What is this vehicle that all 6 party members and 2 NPC’s live in you ask. The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile.

The outside very much looks like it but inside it’s kind of like the tardis where it’s bigger on the inside. Currently there are 10 bedrooms, a kitchen area, the main living area, a hot tub room, and bathrooms. One in each room and one in the main living area.

Two sessions ago the wienermobile received its first upgrade the party used ask Jeeves in order to find information on the whereabouts of some random villain character, but they noticed they were losing 5 gold everytime they searched something with ask Jeeves.

Naturally they wouldn’t stand for such an egregious act, so the party used “Jeeves Maps” which is basically Google maps but a butler character points at your destination. The Jeeves map drawing will be in this post, I had to draw it for the players since I was unable to explain clearly through cackles and tears.

The party used the chaos sparkplugs to arrive at Jeeves’s realm since naturally Jeeves was a God of Search results but Gaggle and Ping destroyed his reputation and he lost most of his power.

Jeeves wanted to make a deal with the party. He offered them 7 silver per global search result. The party denied this deal and killed him.

After killing Jeeves the party took his cock and balls, and turned them into magic items. The Balls were turned into truck nuts that they attached to the wiener mobile, and they turned the cock into a staff that fires “unrestricted” search results in a line.

DM note: Writing this stuff out has helped me remember a lot of the shit I’ve forgotten about due to the inebriation, and the more and more I think about this game the more and more it feels like a fever dream.