#auuuuuugh

[felixdragonheartofficial]

TFA TEAM PRIME HUMAN REDESIGNS FINALLY

FUCK

+headcannons

Optimus: gotta stay focused

looks too old compared to his bot form.

I find it impossible for Optimus to be more than a million years old in this canon. In the least, he's older than 1000 years and since we have mfs that are canonically over 70 million years old(fagatron iykyk) compared to that, he feels like a dude in his early-to-mid-30's being the group parent.

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-I made him more youthful, gave him curly hair, and tailored his clothing to actually look like his bot form.

-workaholic

-on the cusp of barley being able to hold his liquor

-doesn't own a pair of pajamas until Sari gets some for him

-usually forgets to put them on, but appreciates the gesture

-stays active for like, 3 days until he can't fight off sleep with work brain anymore, and unceremoniously passes out on the couch to sleep for a full 24 hours

-ratchet sighs and puts a blanket over him as per routine

-frequently checks security feed

-elf on the shelf despiser

-early morning talks with jazz and ratchet over coffee (they all wake up at 6 am)

-half thrives on caffeine and a vigorous training protocol

-is a dog person, loves German shepherds to death

David sama, pls forgive me ily very much

Ratchet: to old for this nonsense

doesn't match his body type in the slightest.

Ratchet is really old, he's got a sallow face and a gramp gut, how dare they square him. He's wayyy too angular and peachy looking.

-I gave him his luscious curves back, adding all the equipment id expect a field medic to have because he is a field medic, not a regular doctor. I changed his facial proportions, and also made his face gaunt, for that dead inside PTSD look.

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-drinks his coffee black with brown sugar, literally drinks it piping hot

-is one of those old people who complains about noise

-confiscates bumblebee and Sari's toy cars, and puts them in a high up cabinet

-neither of them know how to bypass the child safety lock lmao

-casual clothes includes a lot- a l o t of plaid shirts, and 10 pairs of the same blue jeans

-tunes out bulkhead and prowls convos about birdwatching

-big fan of political satire dramas

-Sentinel doesn't approve

-Ratchet doesn't give a rats ass about what he thinks of course

Bumblebee: professional smart-ass

doesn't match his body type/age.

Bumblebees holoform is presented as a 10-12 year old child specifically for the fact that he's short, and the comedic relief. Total ass

I set his human age as 19-20 years old, making him more of a big brother to sari because that og model is disappointingly lackluster

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-Bumblebee is a scrappy wisecracking punk, like an adhd kid who just got roller skates for Christmas.

-since he doesn't have wheels, I feel like he'd wear skates instead to emulate the feeling

-terrible at watching where he's going cuz he's too busy trying to show off, so ratchet makes him wear all that padding + training wheels

-legit despises the padding and training wheels

-Jealous of Blurr for mastering roller blades lmao.

-his favorite games are choose your fighter and fps

-saw ONE ancient ass assassins creed playthrough and begged ratchet to install hidden tasers in his arm bands (was denied)

-Sari used her key to do it instead

-self appointed "rizzler"

-Optimus has zero idea of what that means and thinks it's code for something dubious

-Ratchet knows what it means and thinks it's silly

-"I' was something of a rizzler myself back in my day, kid"

-bumblebee cringes

-loves summer and swimming

-wants to be the fastest thing in the sea because y'know, it's bumblebee

-is spooked from the beach for awhile cuz he saw sharks in Prowls nature documentary

-there are infact, no sharks in lake Erie

Bulkhead: big guy, bigger heart

doesn't match his body type/aspirations.

Jesus fuck he's so wide?? And his belly migrated to his shoulders?? I'm gonna be honest, I really hate this design. I feel like it contributed to the "brute strength = stupid" take that most in the fandom associates with him.

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-Bulkhead is a SWEET. CARING. NERD YOU FOOLS. He's like the male version of a tall goth gf-

-a tall-nerdy-farm hand-physics bf, You got me fucked up.

-Its already shown that bulkhead really likes art in Addition to creating it. He hates being only seen as the "muscle" so it wouldn't make sense for him to lean into that.

-bunny slippers that him and sari made together(she provided the buttons)

-the slippers go missing sometimes (basically considered community property unless he's wearing them)

(ratchet and prowl are the main offenders)

-frequent art museum goer

-really likes watching cooking shows, but is too shy to make food himself

-Owns a ton of star maps

-Really wants a treehouse that he, bumblebee and sari can hang out in

-pillowfort enjoyer

-casually reads quantum physics at the beach

Prowl: draft dodger

Doesn't look like him at all.

Prowls holoform being a mustachioed,white, police officer was an actual jumpscare for 7 y/o me, I kid you not

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- I know this bitch would not wear a helmet (you can't force him to) que windswept hair

-Not as much as starscreams, for obvious reasons but yk

-prowl is like one of those "shoes are a prison for your feet"

-emo hipster

-has a pet cactus named "planty"

-bumblebee heckles him for it

-can and has brought his cactus with him on early evening motorcycle rides

-the helmet is reserved for his cactus, bring your own >:(

-salad consumer

-him and jazz share custody of the cactus

-repeat victim of the cat distribution system

-ratchet has probably spent hours telling him they can't keep any animals at base

-frequent midnight picnics with jazz

-and beachcombing

-and roaming around antique stores cuz jazz wants to know what vinyl records are

-got a mug with an attempted pink chibi cat with big round shiny eyes painted onto it, courtesy of bulkhead trying to find an artsyle

-cherishes this mug to death

-has a shrine dedicated to it

#tfa #decepticons #autobots #tfa headcanons #tfa optimus prime #tfa bulkhead #tfa bumblebee #tfa ratchet #tfa prowl #AUUUUUUGH #im gonna have a pole #optimus prime #bumblebee #bulkhead #prowl #ratchet #tfa sari #sari sumdac #sari mention

[zosiayarn]

my goal is to eventually be able to make my own colorwork designs just because i want bird themed knitwear. these mitts? downy woodpecker. this vest? hooded merganser. this sweater? these socks? this scarf? this hat ? TUFTED TITMOUSE CAROLINA WREN BLACK CAPPED CHICKADEE WHITE BREASTED NUTHATCH RED TAILED HAWK MOURNING DOVE RED WINGED BLACKBIRD HOTEL? TRIVAGO

#I JUST LOVE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AUUUUUUGH #yarnblr #knitblr #knitting #birding #ornithology #like what fantastic colorways

[devilbunzz]

music to my ears

#dororo #hyakkimaru #mio #eyestrain #art #my art #devilbunzz art #wasnt planning to finish this till tomorrow but it only took like an hour so :P #AUUUUUUGH

[superbellsubways]

fun character chart yay

source

#i couldve been productive. but no #i need to be killed with rocks #AUUUUUUGH

[heathenoushound]

Dredge design by boltboutamon on Twitter

#DBD #dead by daylight #horror #heathenart #DBD dredge #this design is fucking sick #I don’t main dredge but this would be such a fitting skin for him #auuuuuugh #vampires 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 #so many teefs

[gh0str3c0rd3r]

i stop daydreaming for more than a second and i go on a rampage true fact

#daily stuff i guess #oh my god what the fuck #this is so fucked up #i cannot continue like this‼️‼️‼️ #<- will continue anywyas #what the hell #auuuuuugh #everything is getting just a Bit too real for me rn #not gonn a lie

[jackienautism]

SAW WOMEN ! [EXPLODES]

#AUUUUUUGH #saw #saw franchise #mine #text #my thoughts

[boltgunkiller-archive]

santana with karofsky :/ and then santana with brittany 💗💘💞 in the SAME EPISODE i need to be taken out back and Shot

#and brittany was so pissed off that santana was with karofsky #not even just because he’s weird but because of like everything else #she’s gay and in love with brittany and now she’s with KAROFSKY? #makes born this way so delicious to me like #and at the end when she’s in the lebanese shirt and it’s on display whereas karofsky’s wearing his letterman and he’s super closed off #showing how deep in the closet he is and how she’s beginning to realize things about herself instead of running away for once #born this way… save me? #gleeposting #also i wish they showed more santofsky stuff though because like #there’s a certain degree of closeness that you get after being someone’s beard lmfao #it’s okay though #HELPP THIS WAS MEANT TO BE ABOUT SANTANA LIGHTING UP AROUND BRITTANY #it still is. Look at how joyful she is #because in the first one she’s so like. faking it #auuuuuugh #stop

[579]

your opinion on torn tights/fishnet combo?

Hell yeah!!

Torn tights are already always a 10/10. Fishnets over or under them are an extra bonus.

#testtt #ask #unless you meant torn tights and torn fishnets in which case #auuuuuugh

[glo-katt84]

Hey you shouldn't think about how gillion tidestrider would probably have died of lonlyness or worse If chip and Jay didn't take him in don't do it DONT

#Auuuuuugh #jrwi riptide

[soufre-de-paris]

worst part of speaking more than one language is that failing to remember a word in one language doesn't make it any easier to remember it in another

#i know this word exists #i don't know what language it exists in #and google sucks now so fuck me #i learned the word from the caption of a picture and i can even remember the picture #fuck me if i remember where i saw the picture and caption though #auuuuuugh

[kaibaspuppy]

MY FUCKING FALLOUT 4 MODS

#jack talks #AUUUUUUGH #DAMN YOU BETHESDAAAAA #IT TOOK ME AGES TO FIND ALL THOSE MODS YOU DICKHEADS #fallout tag

[dragonwysper]

Y'all I have to be AWAKE right now

#committing arson #it is TOO DAMN EARLY #but i'm moving into my college dorm and my mom wants to be there Super Extra Early to avoid the chaos of everybody else arriving to move in #and since it's a three hour drive.... #y'all know what's up #anne i blame you for any exhaustion i face today #/lh #also my phone >:(( is not charged >:((( #but !!! #mildred did get officially approved to go with !!! #so i am happy about that #auuuuuugh #i'll take pictures for y'all if i get to see a pretty sunrise

[felixdragonheartofficial]

You keep going on about a comic ur making

Is there gonna be like, smut?

If I muster up the stability to actually follow through, I don't know

If there is sex, it's going to be strictly for human/holoforms, and when it comes to robots, romance n shit will be implied since they cannonically do not fuck

I may have a crippling hentai addiction, but Im a R E A L I S T

I don't have time for these games dawg

I want character development not straight up porn

#tfa #decepticons #autobots #bah humbug #AUUUUUUGH #my brain is in shambles #ive completely forgotten how to peopel in the span of a week

[tillman]

MY ANIME GIRL FIGURE

#AUUUUUUGH #txt

[burninlovebutler]

all i can fucking think about is the timothee chalamet call me by your name peach scene u know

you knooooooow the one

UR THINKIN ABOUT IT IK U KNOW

u know

….

…….

this one

#AUUUUUUGH #austin butler #austin butler photoshoot #also were they just like hold an orange but in a sexy way #austin butler elvis #austin butler pics #austin butler fanfic #austin butler smut #elvis movie #elvis 2022 #elvis baz luhrmann #austin!elvis #timothée chalamet #call me by your name #peach scene #dune 2