#because!

[janirah]

"Explain your smallness!" - 'tiny angry eldrich sounds'

A bit of Simbiote!AU, I think =)

#malevolent #john doe malevolent #arthur lester malevolent #Simbiote!AU #because!

[secondbeatsongs]

I'm in love with durable wood finishes. you might say I'm...poly-amorous

#get it? #because. because polyurethane #anyway #a woodworking joke for you all #because! #I'm building a desk! #with some help I have cut the wood to the shape I need #next time the weather's nice I'll sand and finish it #I'm excited! #personal

[skyfullofpods]

Before the end of the year, I wanted to put together some thoughts about @re-dracula, and how the fan community around the original novel and the podcast shaped my experience of listening to it.

#re: dracula #audio fiction #audio drama #podcasts #I was super nervous about publishing this post! #because! #woe notes be upon ye!!

[somecunttookmyurl]

the original badly translated shirt didn't even end up saying 'black lives matter'

it actually said something more like. where you live is made of blue stuff.

#Gorm Chónaí Ábhar #gorm as established means blue EXCEPT in reference to people when it's black #but there is no reference to human beings in that sentence actually #because! #Chónaí is a verb. it's not 'lives' in the noun sense of... a life #it's lives. as in. where you live. your residence. or town. #but the blue dwellings are important right #no! #Ábhar is a noun. it's not matter as in 'is important' it's matter as in like. physical. dense matter #it's still grammatical nonsense but really it's closer to #'places you live in are made of blue stuff' #IN A BLUE HOUSE WITH BLUE WINDOWS

[littlestpersimmon]

sorry but a fantasy story in a dark and gloomy non western europe medieval setting that highlights pockets of joy and magic and a bit of eldritch horrors and centering queer feminine long haired men preferably sephardi jewish or south/southeast asian while also having very long descriptions of food ala Redwall and architecture ala gormenghast should not be too much to ask for!!

#why do all your drawings look the same #BECAUSE! #SEE ABOVE!! #! #jcjsks

[consistentsquash]

Hp Rec fest - Day 1

Fest - @hprecfest

Rec Theme - A Favorite Fic Under 5000 words

Pairing - Snarry. Rating - E. Length - 4400 words.

Author - asnowyowl

Link - SnapePotter Dreamwidth , Walking the Plank

Summary - Who would have guessed that writing silly notes to someone could change the way you feel?

Rec because - Classic fluff with a happy ending! Writing letters to each other first for fun but things get hot and serious.

"He's shagging someone," Ron said. That was certainly impetus enough for Harry to tear his gaze from Snape. He'd never thought of himself as the possessive type, but he almost growled out the word, "Who?" "Ewww." Lavender looked as if she might sick up. "Who'd ever shag him?"

#snarry #fic recs #hp fic recs #hp rec fest #hp rec fest 2023 #snarry fic recs #fluff!!!!! #starting rec fest with snarry fluff #because! #hprecfest2023 squashrecs

[sirompp]

im… AROMANTIC!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws everything around the room*

#aromantic #aro #i hope you guys are ready for me to fill your dash with AROPOSTING this valentines day! #because! #i! was not expecting! this much Allo onn my dash! #i mean like. go have fun celebrate a holiday dont let me stop you #i was just. Not expecting this much #cause like every other holiday ive seen on here so far was pretty fine? pretty normal? mostly just normal posts? #but today i logged on and there were. 5 valentines day cards 3 ship posts and 2 just heart shaped posts all in a row #it just surprised me! i wasnt expecting. So Much of it. #but yeah still go have fun idc its one day and i already slept for almost half of it ill live

[ftl-faster-than-life]

Donna Troy and Kory as a femmexfemme couple is actually amazing as a ship and I am ready to push this agenda.

#have y’all seen the photos Donna took of Kory #Because! #kory anders #donna troy #wonder woman #starfire

[therelentless]

which tragic character from ancient greek literature are you?

pentheus

you are pentheus from the bacchae by euripides, and you hold yourself so tightly wound together and so perfectly in place that even the slightest push will make you shatter. you are determined, you are headstrong, and you are addicted to pushing yourself to your farthest limits just to see when you'll snap. you find comfort in tradition, order, and authority, because that's where you are allowed to be blind to the darkness inside you. once in a while, give into the temptation and the chaos you keep denying yourself. it's the only way to not be afraid anymore.

tagged by;; @wornkindness tagging;; @helreginn + @cryptidsdad + @nykrose + @kurjaks + @biancasolderini + you!

#{ vampire only } ;; info #you don't understand #this is delicious #because! #you ready for my essay? #in short #i just think nandor should go back to his old ways more often #just snap #lose his shit #and go on a killing spree #it would be hot of him

[farflypantsartpile]

#Doodle #Baba is You #Professor Layton #Why? #Because!

[daily-tartag]

#78

bloo

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #daily childe #summer paradise #water eidolon childe! #because! #my art #78

[aboxthecolourofheartache]

FYI: when you go back to the tire place where you got your tire replaced because you went to your dealership because your tires have been wonky for a week, and the people at the dealership say that the reason your tires are wonky is because the dudes at the tire place forgot to replace the whole fucking interior of the valve and sent you off onto the road with basically just finger tension on the tire stem cap, the response of the person you talk to at the tire place re: reviewing their best practices so they don’t endanger any more people holy shit should not be “haha yeah that happens all the time! :)”

[you do understand how that’s worse.meme]

#I haaaaaaate being a White Lady With A Complaint #but you had one job and you blew it and not even in an interesting way #just a very boring and VERY DANGEROUS way #because! #because!!! #without the interior of the valve was GONE #my tire pressure sensors had nothing to read! #I took the car to the dealership #because I thought something was wrong with my *wheels* #since the tires had just been replaced

[mariusslonelysoul]

Low effort, late, niche and mandatory post for barricade day: les amis as f1 drivers! But no explanations, vibes only

enjolras-> seb vettel

combeferre-> lewis hamilton

courfeyrac-> danny ric

grantaire-> fernando alonso

jehan-> valtteri bottas

bossuet-> charles leclerc

joly-> romain grosjean

bahorel-> kimi raikonen/carlos sainz jr

feuilly-> kevin magnussen/guanyu zhou

marius-> estie bestie/latifi

Reference pics in order under the cut

#why you may ask? #because! #i have reasons for some of these #others are truly just vibes #les mis #les amis de l'abc #barricade day #vroomvroom tag #formula 1 #pls tell me you get bossuet/charles-

[creamiceandsugar]

when your brain gives you a wonderful little idea for your ship but it would either be a fifteen page comic or a fic that you're not confident enough to write so you have to stew

#because! #it would work better visually #so i dont want to write it #but drawing it would take #Ages #hrghrhghr #this is about #lawlu #but whatever #and the idea is based on the fact that luffy is basically face blind #wait Oh my god i kept thinking about this but #law is also canonically atrocious at disguises #what a fun dynamic

[professorsta]

You know what gets me about Shane and Ryan more than any other platonic, romantic, or familiar relationship I’ve encountered whether it be in real life or fictional, is that they choose each other over and over again. In shows characters are predestined to be together, many relationships in real life I know hinge on situations that make breaking up or taking space difficult. But Shane and Ryan chose each other because they love each other earnestly and want the other around. When buzzfeed unsolved ended everyone would understand if they took different career paths, just because their best friends doesn’t mean they have to be around each other all the time. But! They! Want! To! Be! They decided that they didn’t want to struggle and figure out a new path when the one they’re on already makes them so happy.

#watcher #I meant this in a platonic way #because! #in our society #it would make more sense that they would pick eachother because they’re boyfriends #but no they chose eachother because they are Best Friends #and that less of a cushion to fall back on as an excuse. #if they were dating they’d be some what fitting in the societal norm #of picking your partner of others #but they don’t have that reason they just do pick eachother #because they want to #crazy #Shane madej #Ryan bergara

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished. #I won't even tag them because everyone should have them #boop #text