#been in a funk lately so I'm trying lmao
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Rough Day?: Dante x Male Reader
SUMMARY:
Dante comes home from a job and just needs some love; which you happen to be the best--and only--supplier he goes to… however, you are too blind to notice how he feels.
BEGINNING NOTES:
>Dante x Male Reader*
>Unestablished relationship;
>Dante is obviously flirting with you and you aren’t getting the hint--like REALLY painfully obvious and you are just oblivious.*
>Fluff: Dante is a big cuddly softy--I really just needed something sweet.
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>The reader isn’t a devil hunter but rather a secretary for the shop; handling paperwork and is on the shorter side*
>Dante and you share some wine--I know nothing about wine so I just Googled what wine goes well with pizza and read about it lmfao
>Although I don’t explicitly say what movie, I wrote this with the movie “xXx” in mind (2002: it's an action movie with Vin Diesel; it is not a porno even though it sounds like it lmfao)--it has a red lingerie scene. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a great movie--it’s as old as I am but it’s fucking great. One of my childhood favorites; highkey wanted Xander’s xXx neck tattoo--and still kind of do tbh lmao
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*This is a bit self-indulgent and relates to me a bit more than normal. To be 100% honest I haven’t been in the best place and I need some soft stuff hence the male reader. It’s also why the requests are taking so damn long, I just hit writer's block and am having a downward swing again lol
Sorry for the inconvenience! I should hopefully break out of this soon ;))
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The sound of the garage door opening made you look up from the mound of paperwork you were currently nose-deep in. With a small smile, you stood up to go see who was visiting; however, you were quickly stopped by a tall muscular roadblock. Said roadblock slumped over and placed his forehead on your shoulder.
"Welcome home… Rough day, huh?" You lovingly placed a hand on his back, rubbing small circles into his jacket.
Dante nodded against you, “It was a complete shit show and Vergil was crabby…”
“Mmn, I’m sorry,” you grabbed his hand with your free one, squeezing it slightly, “Why don’t you go shower--I’ll order dinner and we can watch a movie.”
The red devil leaned up and gave you a soft smile, his eyes creasing at the edges, "You sure? You seem busy."
You laughed and rolled your eyes, placed a forearm on your forehead, leaning back dramatically, "Oh no-- I have to stop filling out your back taxes; what a pity…”
Dante laughed softly and pulled you close, with you still leaning backwards, “Such a shame, I know how much you love paperwork.”
Your shoulder hit his chest and he took the opportunity to nuzzle himself against your exposed throat. The feeling of his stubble scraping along your neck made you squirm in his grasp, laughing loudly, “Hey-- Stop that- that tickles, Dante-!”
“Oh? Does it now?” The red devil snuggly nuzzled the side of his jaw into you, a broad smile tugging at his features at the sound of your laughter.
“You’re---- You’re gonna get me dirty--”
“Mmn,” he stopped and you pivoted to face him, “Then you can shower with me…”
You laughed brightly and, despite your previous statement of him being grungy, you hid your face in his chest attempting to hide your flustered expression, “In your dreams, Dante.”
He wrapped his arms around you, kneading your back with his fingers, “Sometimes~”
“Perve!” You laughed harder as you shoved his shoulder playfully.
The two of you stood there for a few moments, Dante loudly purring against you, and enjoying your closeness. Nonchalantly you slid your face up to his shoulder, which he eagerly leaned down for. After a moment, you placed your face against the side of his and gently pushed against him. With a happy sigh, you ran your fingers through his hair but stopped quickly upon noticing the gore within his white strands--that was now all over your hand, “Alright, mister, go shower and we can continue this later.”
He leaned up slowly and stuck out his lower lip in a pout, giving you puppy dog eyes.
“Uh-uh, no-” you turned from him, closing your eyes, “I am not falling for that; Last time we had to get a new couch because of how dirty you were and the shop smelt like a rotten butcher shop for a week.”
“Alright, alright,” Dante smiled and cupped your cheek with one hand, slowly thumbing over your face, “I’ll be back in a jif, babe," he moved his hand to your chin, holding it with his thumb and forefinger for a moment before slowly letting go, hustling out of the kitchen.
"Hey, make sure you’re actually clean-! Damn it…” Your words fell upon deaf ears as you listened to the creak of the stairs from him jogging up them. With a wistful sigh, you smiled softly, “What a dork.”
After washing your hands with soap and bleach, you left the kitchen and went over to Dante’s desk. As per usual, you dialed up the local pizza parlor and within two rings they picked up.
“Dante!” The voice of a jolly old man echoed through the phone, “How’s my best customer?”
You laughed, “Sorry, Dante’s showering right now; it’s--”
“Ah, it’s Dante’s husband! How are you?”
A fiery feeling filled your face as you sputtered out, “Dante’s what?”
“Don’t worry, I'm fine with you being gay! Dante always struck me as a fruity guy, even back when he first started-”
You let out an awkward laugh, “We aren’t- Dante and I aren’t even dating,” You let out another laugh, however, the longing feeling from earlier returned, "Let alone married."
"Oh! Sorry, just with the way you two act…” The old man paused momentarily before clearing his throat, “Anyways, you want the usual?”
“Yes, please. Can we get that delivered?”
“Oh? Sure thing. It’ll be there in--” There was a short pause with incoherent yelling between the old man and someone else before he returned to you, “Be there in about 10 minutes, alright?”
“Yup! Thanks so much! Have a great night, Pops!”
“You too, kid, bye!”
“Bye!”
As you hung up the phone, you slumped back into the desk chair, replaying the conversation. Did he really think that Dante and you were lovers? How many others at that shop had the same idea? You bit your lip in thought. Was it that obvious that you had a crush on him?
With a groan, you leaned forward, placing your elbows on the desk and your face in your hands. Does Dante know how you feel? As you mulled over things, you lost track of time and never even heard Dante descend the stairs or realize he was right beside you.
“Somethin’ wrong?”
You flinched at the sudden noise to your right and jolted up out of the chair.
Dante was standing with a casual lean to his posture and a tilt of his head, obviously curious about your odd behavior. Your eyes widened at the shirtless devil and his half-lidded lazy smile. Currently, he was in just a pair of baggy black sweatpants… and that was it. His hands were neatly tucked into his pockets, inadvertently pulling down the waistband of well-worn clothing which gave you a tasteful peak at his strawberry print boxers. Although he was mostly dry, you could still see water dripping from his hair onto his shoulders and chest; which made your stare wander down from his eyes.
Noticing your straying eyes, Dante’s smile turned to a sultry smirk, “Like what you see, baby~?” He flexed his pecs and winked, watching your blush darken.
“Huh?! What- No- I wasn’t-- It’s just,” you shakily gestured to his chest, “You’re wet--”
“Not yet I’m not,” He winked as his tilted posture deepened.
You sputtered out gibberish as you stiffened.
Dante leaned closer and tilted his head, cupping the side of your face, “You know, you're pretty cute when you're all flustered and speechless.”
As you turned into his palm, you let out an embarrassed laugh, “Yeah right, sure Dante.”
“I’m serious,” he leaned up with a wide toothy grin, “You’re like a…” With a pause and a squint in thought, he snapped his free hand’s fingers, “A cow!”
“Hey!” You leaned away from his hand, placing your hands on your hips, “Rude.”
“Eh?” Dante stuck a lip out in confusion, “What? You don’t find ‘em cute or somethin’?”
“Dante… When you call someone a “cow” you’re calling them fat and ugly.”
His eyes widened, “Since when?”
You shook your head and sighed, “That insult has been around for literal centuries.”
Panicked that he may have upset you, he stumbled over his words as he tried to fix his words, “I didn’t mean for it to be insulting! Cows are my favorite animal and-”
"Oh trust me, cowboy, I know they are," you shook your head with a laugh and broke eye contact with him.
Suddenly, you felt a large set of arms around you and your head was against a warm chest. Dante set his head atop yours and mumbled, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult you; I just think you’re really cute and I couldn’t think of anything I find cuter than a cow. I--”
“Dante,” you sighed and pushed against him lovingly with your head, resting your cheek against him, “You don’t have to apologize.”
As you layed upon him, enjoying the brief and rare moment of peace, you found yourself relaxing into his hold. The smell of his body wash-- the low consistent beating of his heart-- the warm heat his body gave off-- all wrapped up into a large affectionate package. A package that you could only dream about allowing you to stay this close for the rest of your days.
To be able to place your sleeve rather than your cheek. To tell him exactly what you have been yearning for many years.
But those are childish thoughts and nothing more than a dream. Someday, Dante will find a wife and leave this godforsaken business and live a happy life; all while you watch from the side and cheer him on from a distance.
His arms tightened around you and he began to purr lightly, “When we retire, we should buy a farm.”
You raised a brow, “What, you still need me with you to do your taxes or something?”
As he laughed, you felt his chest reverberate with each noise, “I need you for a lot more than that, babe.”
“Mhm, sure you do,” you sighed and turned your head, placing your forehead against his chest.
Before Dante could respond, a loud knock came from the front door. Excitedly, he let go of you and smiled widely, “I’ll get it.”
As he took care of the payment for the pizza, you wandered into the kitchen to grab plates. A small sigh left your lips as you looked at the empty place where the paper plates go, knowing the replacements are on the top shelf--a shitty result of having a behemoth of a housemate. With pursed lips, you stood on your tip toes and tried to stretch up to reach the desired item.
Just as you were about to go get a chair to stand on, you felt a set of large hands grab your waist and pick you up. A surprised squeak left your lips and you whipped your head around to see a smiling Dante. You rolled your eyes and grabbed the plates. Carefully, Dante placed you back on the ground and backed up a bit.
“Thanks,” you smiled at him and grabbed a plate, handed it to him, then grabbed one for yourself.
After Dante placed two full glasses of Malbec on the table, you sat in adjacent corner chairs--facing at an angle to see one another. There was a comfortable silence between you as you ate; well, save for the quiet happy humming that came from Dante as he ate. As you watched him, you smiled warmly. It’s times like these that make you forget how dangerous Dante actually is. How he could rip you limb to limb if he felt so inclined. With a shake of your head, you returned to eating, shoving those frightening thoughts down.
After some time, Dante leaned towards you and placed an elbow on the table, “So you never did tell me why you were sitting for like ten minutes with that weird expression after you ordered.”
“Oh! It’s nothin’.”
“Mmhmm,” Dante smiled as he took another bite of food, “Okay, let me rephrase that:” He gestured mindlessly with his hand, “I overheard your half of the call from upstairs and was wondering what Pops said to you that got you so worked up.”
“Nothin’ important-!” Your answer was very abrupt as your face began to heat up again, which Dante noticed.
“Come on~ It had to be something; I can ask Pops if you--”
“No! Don’t, please,” you pursed your lips and avoided his eyes.
His brow furrowed, “He didn’t say anything bad to you, did he?”
“What? No! That man couldn’t say an evil thing if you held him at gunpoint.”
“Then what?”
“Just…” You paused with a shake of your head before sheepishly mumbling, “He called me your husband.”
Dante finished chewing and placed his slice down, “Really?”
With a nod and a drink, you nodded, “Yup…”
His voice took a more serious tone as he looked you in the eyes, “Does that… bother you?”
You shook your head ‘no’, avoiding his eyes, “Was unexpected is all…”
The red devil laughed and went to grab his drink, but missed the glass and knocked it over.
“Dante-!” You shot up from your seat and looked down at yourself. The glass thankfully hadn’t smashed and was still on the tabletop; however, the red wine had been spilled all over your shirt and pants, soaking straight through everything you had on.
“Shit, sorry!” Dante stood up as well and attempted to dry you off with some napkins he grabbed from the table, continuing to apologize.
You instantly became flustered as you realized what Dante was doing and where his hands were, “That’s not helping--” You caught eyes with him and he noticed your expression.
“Well,” he stood back up, placing a hand on his hip, “I could just use my tou--”
“I’m going to shower!” You cut him off and scuttled out of the room, ignoring the growing fluttery feeling in your chest, and didn't hear Dante’s dejected sigh.
As you were bathing, Dante cleaned up the kitchen. He put the half-eaten pizza in the fridge and then saw your wine glass was still half-full. With a casual shrug, he finished it off and placed the two glasses in the sink. Slowly, he meandered out into the living room to set up the TV when he got an idea.
Your shower was rather quick, being in and out of the bathroom within less than five minutes. With a small hum, you dried off, got dressed in some clean wine-free clothing, and left the room. Only to run straight into a certain white-haired man’s chest, making you jump with a startled shout.
“Wha-!” You stared at him for a moment before raising a brow at him, “What are you doing?”
“Waiting for you,” the look he gave you was reminiscent of a happy puppy, making you mindlessly reach up to pat the top of his head.
Dante leaned down and placed his head on your shoulder, purring softly from your touch. His hands wrapped around your back, finding purchase on the small of your back, and he took a deep slow inhale. Although he’d never say it out loud, he found your scent to be rather comforting and relaxing. The two of you stood there for a moment before he leaned back.
“I have a surprise for you.”
“Oh no,” you stared at him, “What did you do?”
With a lip stuck out with a disingenuous frown, “Why do you assume it’s a bad thing?”
“Dante,” you slid your hands down his arms and rested on his biceps, “Last time you said you “I have a surprise” I came home to the shop doors through the stairs and a tarp for a front door…”
He laughed and buried his face in your neck, taking on a playfully sarcastic tone, “That was fun~! It made the shop nice and drafty.”
“Maybe for you Mister hot-blooded but it was for like a month in the dead of winter. I froze my ass off--”
Dante grabbed your ass harshly, “Nope, it’s still there.”
You shoved him playfully and rolled your eyes.
He leaned back up, “Now, can I show you the surprise?”
With a nod, you sighed happily, “Alright, what-- Hey!”
Instantly your feet were off the ground and he was holding you from underneath your legs; you then wrapped yourself around him, fearing he’d drop you. A large smile adorned his face as he walked down to his room, opened the door, and tossed you onto the nearby bed. He turned to shut the door and when he looked back at you, he saw that your eyes were wide and heard how fast your heart was beating; which caused his smile to take a more sultry turn.
Dante gestured towards the foot of the bed, where he had moved his bedside table and placed the TV on top of, “Figure it’s a little more comfortable than the couch.”
“G-gotcha,” you shook your head and smiled, laying on your stomach to face the screen.
He moved towards the mattress then jumped onto it, laying right beside you, “Don’t worry, I picked out a great movie--”
“If we are watching the same fucking movie-- I swear to god--”
“But it’s so good!”
“I think I know every goddamned word by now.”
Dante looked at you with his bottom lip stuck out, giving you his infamous puppy eyes.
“No-- nu-uh--” You looked away from him and took a long deep breath, “Dante-- For fucks sake--”
Dante whimpered softly, making you turn back to him, and found yourself met with the red devil’s bright turquoise eyes and his brow upturned into a pout. With a wistful sigh, you shook your head and laughed, “I hate when you give me those eyes-- Fine, we can watch your movie.”
He flashed you a wide toothy grin and reached out to grab the remote from the table, turning on the flick.
Bit by bit, Dante slid to lay right beside you, his body tightly tucked against yours. Slowly, he leaned his head onto your shoulder, growing sleepier with each passing minute. However, he managed to stay awake and watch the movie.
Around an hour in, a scene came on that showed various women in scarcely any clothing; ending in a climactic scene where the main lead climbs into bed with a woman dressed in red lingerie.
Dante rolled onto his side, looking at you with half-lidded eyes as he spoke in a low sultry voice, “I should buy you a set like that, bet you’d look hot.”
Your heart skipped a beat and your eyes went wide, “H-huh?!”
He placed a hand on your bicep and slowly began to rub his thumb against you, “I mean, I know that the bra might be a little much; but the panties would be worth it at the very least.”
“Dante---- Dante,” you turned to him, your face burning, “Why on Earth would you want me in that?”
“You’d look hot; what other reason would I need?” He flashed you a warm suggestive smirk.
“I mean,” you looked away with a small huff, mumbling, “Wouldn’t you want someone you’re dating wearing it?”
Dante’s smile faded as he removed his hand, “What?”
You continued to mumble, refusing to look back at him, “You know like someone you’re attracted to..?”
The red devil blankly stared at you for a moment before he grabbed the remote and hit the stop button several times before dropping it somewhere onto the floor, then slid off the foot of the bed.
Your eyes slowly turned to face him, “Dante..?”
He pushed the ‘off’ button on the TV and turned back to face you, "Look," his voice was quiet and he looked defeated, unable to look you in the eyes, as he took a few steps closer to stand in front of you, "I know our dates aren't anything fancy or- or high quality but--"
“What-?” You swung your legs around to sit at the edge of the bed, “Our-- huh?”
His expression changed from a kicked puppy to a blank dumbfounded stare as his eyes met with your gaze, “Our dates.”
You pursed your lips and shook your head, “What are you talkin’ about Dante..?”
“Our dates--” He leaned down to look you dead in the eyes, bracing himself with his hands on either side of you against the bed, “You feelin’ alright?”
“We aren’t--”
“We’ve been going out for almost a year,” he pursed his lips, “I asked you out like a month after comin’ home…”
With a confused tilt of your head, you furrowed your brow, “I don’t remember.”
“After Verge and I returned home, I didn’t want to…” He shrugged one shoulder with a small half-hearted laugh, “To miss out on my chance with you, so I asked you out. We went to the zoo, remember?”
With a slightly furrowed brow, you did your best to try and remember that day. Dante was nearly welded to you during that outing; between holding your hand or having an arm snugly wrapped around your waist, he was very overly physical with you. Until now, you’d just brushed it off, thinking that Dante was just sick of being so touch-starved and you gladly gave him what he wanted.
Admittedly, it was a two-way street, you wanted to be just as close to him as he was providing. From small things like morning hugs or more intense things like him placing a kiss on your forehead every once in a while, it was such an unexpected but welcomed experience. However, without him outright stating things, you didn’t think he meant anything of it; refusing to believe someone like him would be with someone like you.
You laughed, catching Dante off guard, and placed the top of your head against his chest, “I didn’t realize you meant a literal “date”.” A blush spread across your face as you stared at the floor, taking a quieter meeker tone, “I wish I had known that you-- that we were…”
“Does it bother you? I mean if you don’t feel that way, I won’t force you to--”
“Dante…” You closed your eyes with a shy laugh, your voice growing quieter and quieter with each word, “I just wished that I’d known the guy I’ve been into for years has the same feelings back… That’s all.”
He paused for a moment, listening to the quickening pacing of your heart, before softly setting his hands on your shoulders causing you to look back at him. Although Dante’s gaze is always softer when it comes to you; right now, his stare seems even gentler than normal. His brow was relaxed and he had a lazy smile tugging at his lips with a very faint purr emanating from his throat. Bit by bit, the two of you moved closer and shared a tender innocent kiss.
When he and you pulled apart, a smile tugged at Dante’s face at your flustered appearance, “You know,” he laughed, placing his forehead on your shoulder, “I just thought you were taking things at a snail's pace, babe.”
“I- I didn’t know- I would’ve-” You shook your head, unable to come up with a cohesive sentence.
Using your flustered mindset to his advantage, Dante moved to sit on and straddle your lap. With wide eyes, you stared up at the smiling man. Cautiously, you ran a hand up his middle, making note of his skin felt underneath your fingertips. Even though you’d briefly touched his torso before, this was an entirely different ballpark. Your hand made its way to his neck and you very gently thumbed over his throat.
Once your hand was on the side of his face, you felt a sudden nervous feeling begin to spread throughout your limbs; you’d wanted to kiss him again but found yourself hesitant to ask. Thankfully, Dante was far from reluctant.
The red devil leaned down and kissed you again, your hand still cupping the side of his face. These kisses were longer and more impassioned. Your hands clasped around the back of his neck, as he grabbed your waist allowing him to lean you backwards. A smile tugged at his lips as he began to bite at your lower lip, taking great care not to puncture your kiss-swollen flesh. Then he made his way down your jaw and to your neck, relishing in your uneven heavy breaths.
As he nipped at your neck, you slid a hand into his hair and grabbed the back of his head as you arched your back. Dante took this as an okay to bite a little harder, leaving a loving mark. When he was done, he set his forehead on the front side of your shoulder, laughing softly.
“What’s up?” You raised a brow at his odd reaction.
Dante’s voice was quiet, “I just really love you, so damned much.”
A very small droplet of water hit your chest as you realized why he didn’t return to your gaze.
“I love you too Dante,” You wrapped yourself around him, tightly squeezing him, “I have for a long time.”
He copied your action, wrapping himself around you. Another laugh left his lips as he sniffled, placing his head beside yours. As you layed intertwined, you both began to drift off to sleep; staying interwoven until morning, a feeling you’d both yearned to experience for much too long.
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ENDING NOTES:
Cows are really cute and if you disagree, you’re wrong lmao. If you’ve ever pet a calf you’ll know they are just so cute and ugHHH (I was raised on a farm, we didn’t have cows but I did get to see them a lot because of family-related stuff; so I am biased over farm animals a bit. Plus it fits Dante’s DMC 4 cowboy vibe lmao)
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Was gonna make this a smut fic. but I just wasn’t vibing with it so it kind of ends abruptly, sorry lol
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heyo just a wee lil update
I'm okay but a mess lmao...like I'm getting better; the surgery went fine, the recovery almost killed me (and it wasn't so much the wisdom teeth removal but the removal of my baby tooth that has had a death grip in my gums for two decades is what has caused me the most trouble)
also your girl is absolutely starving and paranoid that I'm gonna slip up. I'm at the point where I can start eating normal foods again but I'm super cautious and scared hnng but also I wanna drink coke so fucking bad I'm gonna cry
Plus it probably doesn't help that I was just about to get out of my weird depressive funk only to be catapulted back into it cause of my surgery and just being in and out of consciousness for....three/four days rip.
Now I feel like I'm somehow even more behind and even less adequate than before. I know it's just me being bleh and that I needed the surgery but asdfgh I feel so behind and I'm not sure how to kinda come back in. And I feel so bad I have been so absent lately I know I shouldn't but I can't help it.
It's been hard to try and do requests too, the Spiderverse brain rot IS NOT HELPING. Like at all addfghh I have a couple original ideas for fics (just to get it out, but I'm nervous cause I know they're likely to flop lmao) and I really wanna get into drawing more than anything too but I don't know my brain is just a mess and is thinking mean and negative things making me stall.
Your girl is a mess but you already probably knew that if you've followed me for a minute rip. Thanks as always for understanding but yeah just...this is where I'm at currently lol
Hopefully once I can eat a piece of meat with a coke I'll start to feel better
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Cartoons and cuddles may not fix everything but they definitely help
---------fluffy , comfort , krkbkxFem!reader
Yuu felt numb, apathetic in a way. She knew was it was, the depressive episode had been creeping up for weeks and she was just to busy and stressed to notice until it was too late. So with a heavy sigh she forced herself out of her dorm room knowing staying there would only make it worse, dragging a blanket with her she found the dorms community room. It was empty much to the happiness of Yuu and she snuggled up on the couch before grabbing the remote and putting on a cartoon. The animation, colors, and wackiness of the cartoon helped ease her stressed mind making her focus only on the tv. She didn't notice two of her class mates entering the room- after it was late and most of the UA students were sleeping by now. So she jumped when she heard Katsuki Bakugou call out to her.
" oi whatcha doing out here so late ?" He huffed his voice grumpy and sleepy , it seemed he just woke up. Ejiro Kirishima was behind him in the same state minus the grump. He smiled and waved sleepily.
" didn't mean to startle ya - I woke up and wanted water and didn't want to go alone so I grabbed bakubro" Kirishima hummed . Yuu nodded and paused her cartoon.
" I couldn't sleep , haven't been feeling great the cartoons are a nice distraction" Yuu said softly and Kirishima nodded with understanding and before Yuu knew it Bakugou had flopped onto the couch with her.
" must be bad if your not baking up a fucking bakery worth of cookies" he grumbled and bleary looked at the tv. Kirishima chuckled and pointed to the kitchen.
" I'll get my water and come back , we can watch cartoons together " Kirishima said and left , his foot steps softly padding across the floor.
" so what's botherin ya , not that I care or anything just gunna be dragging me down when we train if your not up to speed." Bakugou leaned back against the couch and looked over at Yuu who nodded amused.
" I'm just in a funk, depressive episode is hitting hard right now but I'll be okay just gotta power through it , everything is temporary anyways." Yuu hummed softly and Bakugou nodded before leaning on her.
" you're strong as fuck , but you don't have to deal with that shit alone me and dumb hair are here for ya got that ?" Bakugou huffed out.
Yuu was touched by the sincerity of Bakugou's words even if they were a bit rough around the edges she knew he was trying. So choked up she nodded and let her lean more against him noticing he was shivering a bit. The community room was cold so Yuu didn't hesitate to share her blanket with him.
"can't have you getting to cold blasty " Yuu said softly and looked to the tv missing Bakugou's soft blush as he mumbled a gruf thank you. Soon enough Kirishima had returned , holding water for all of them and some snacks. He placed them on the coffee table and sat on the couch.
" awe starting a cuddle pile with out me ?" Kirishima hummed and Bakugou rolled his eyes before he reached over and pulled the red head against the other side of his body now sandwiched between Yuu and Kirishima. Kirishima blushed and chuckled nervously before settling hesitantly. Yuu smiled and unpaused the cartoon , the next morning the three of them were found sleeping in a pile on the small community room couch, yes they were teased and yes some photos were taken for black mail. But none of that denied how much Yuu enjoyed spending time with the boys and she hoped they enjoyed it just as much as her.
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Hey hope you enjoyed it I've been feeling crappy myself and wanted to make this it's completely self indulgent and it is not edited whatsoever lmao I might make a series for these one shots but we will see 🌸🌸
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Thanks for the reply. Honestly, I hate that style of doing things or thinking like it’s not what I want AT ALL. I barely even want to date these days simply because of this but I’ve been feeling super crappy recently and I think I’ve just been letting my emotions and in this case, lust (lmao) get to me and making me think stupid things 🥴 the worst thing is that I realised this guy is older than me and imo now probably should at least try and want something a bit more serious but hey, I ended up talking w my friend and luckily she’s a lot saner than I am feelig right now!! now!!!
Of course 😊😊
I hope you know that I never meant any disrespect or shame — i don't judge. You do you, ya know? What I was simply trying to state is, be careful. That's all. Stay safe, put yourself first, do your best in not letting yourself be something easy to use or play with.
In fact, I get it. I sometimes am in the mood to just cuddle and make out with someone. Like, not even sex and that's mostly because I'm a virgin so I can wait, but cuddling, playing with someone's hair and making out; having someone on top of me kissing as I run my hands through their body sounds so much safer, easier and ideal for me. I'm honest enough to say I'm a horny guy sometimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The main point of what I was trying to respond to you — take care of yourself in whatever you decide to do.
I'm sorry you've been feeling crappy lately, but I'm pretty sure you're a great gal/person and this is just a little funk you're going through atm. It won't always be like this 😊😊
I'm glad you have a "sane" friend who can reel you in from time to time 😂😊��
Keep looking up, anon 😊😊🤎
(I don't necessarily send brown hearts because it's mostly for people I am fond of but I'll send you one because I'm rooting for you and why the heck not haha)
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16, 17, and 18?
16. If you only could write one pairing for the rest of your life, which pairing would it be?
Oh going for the throat right off the bat. Anyone who's read a lot of my fics might expect me to choose Scar and Grian - I think all but one hermit-adjacent fic on my ao3 features them in some way lmao- and I would be heartbroken to abandon one of the WIPs ive got for them-- but I think I have to take a hard left turn into the Lifesteal SMP fandom and steal Clown and Branzy for my 4ever pairing to be. I've already explored a lot of what I'm interested in with Scar and Grian, so they've boxed themselves into a little cactus ring in my brain. Clown and Branzy tho?? I could throw them into a fuckin pride and prejudice au and still explore what I love about them. Make them superheros. Figure out if i have the strength to write them a redemption arc (lmao). yeah so short answer is clown and branzy for the flexibility
17. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?
Start to finish!
18. Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines?
okay. listen. i've been using this for like four days but its broken me out've my writing funk so- lately I've been using 4thewords to get me thru my writing block. Writing a certain amount of words in a certain timeframe kills monsters and gets you loot and i'm... a little addicted rn. We'll see if I keep up on it, but I'm definitely going to try to use this free trial month to its fullest.
One thing I do consistently that's SUPER HELPFUL, regardless of what I'm writing is keep a discard file for each project. Literally Anything you want to save that you'd otherwise delete goes into the discard file. I have saved entire scenes from destruction because whatever i put in the discard file was better than what I ended up re-writing. fuck every other writing tool ever if I had to choose between any of them and having a discard file i would choose the discard file every single time
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uh. annabelle 69. or sasha 26.
[ID: two drawings depicting characters from the magnus archives. The first image is a depiction of 197 featuring Annabelle Cane, Jon and Basira. Jon and Basira are in the foreground, depicted as faceless. They are facing towards Annabelle, who's depicted as looming large over her surroundings, casting a shadow, with a bright smile on her face, hands folded next to each other. She has two extra arms and four extra eyes. The background is an abstract depiction of the crack in reality at hiltop road, featuring martin stuck to a large web, a purple sky with a red, eye shapes light source behind Annabelle's head. Lyrics to "rumours" by Lizzo are written: above Annabelle they read "All the rumors are true, yeah/What ya' heard, that's true, yeah". the ones below her read "sick of rumours/but haters do what they do (uh)/all the rumours are true, yeah/cause all the rumours are true, yeah/NDA, no loose lips".
The second image shows Sasha, Jon and Tim in season 1. Tim and Jon are separated into two different panels at the top of the page with the bottom half being taken up by Sasha. Jon's panel has a green background with harsh black shadows. Jon is depicted with multiple eyes instead of a face and he is holding a tape recorder in his hand. Tim's background is red with both sparkles, eyes like Jon's floating around him, a theatre mask behind him, and harsh black shadows. He is smiling in profile. At the bottom Sasha is depicted with a question mark for a face and ghostly, sharp fingered hands on her shoulders, looking straight at us. The background is a light yellow and lyrics from "more like you" by Orla Gartland are featured. Near Jon the lyrics "I love the way you sing/Oh, I've been tryna copy every word you say" are written. Near time the lyrics written are "I love the way you think/You have this way of knowing it'll be okay". Near Sasha the lyrics read "All this feeling second best/It's got me by the throat" and "maybe I won't wish that I was someone else". End ID]
69- rumours by Lizzo feat. Cardi B
26- More Like You by Orla Gartland
Again it was a bit of a stretch matching characters to lyrics but tbh I kinda had fun with this. Annabelle gets a smug villain song and Sasha wonders how content she is with the "reliable nerd" persona compared to other possible ones...
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#sasha james#tim stoker#annabelle cane#basira hussain#I'm not gonna tag martin he's just little#anyway the next ones are NOT going to be this complicated lmao#i made this so hard on myself and for what????#doesn't help I've been in a funk lately#gonna do the next three kinda sketchy and then see what else is left#uhh anyway yeah like i said big stretch trying to find lyrics i could use here hdbsjsbdjfb#so for Annabelle i took the lyrics out of context and as i said used them like they're a smug villain song#(197 would've been greatly improved by an annabelle villain song if nothing else)#and then for sasha. i again took the lyrics wildly out of context#it's a song that's a lot more about feeling second best compared to a particular individual#but sasha doesn't really have that flavor of envy/imposter syndroms#so i guess here it's more about. weighing the pros and cons of the persona you have#and how putting on an intentional front leaves you a bit empty. and how she wonders what she'd be like if she took on other personas#like Jon's whole mr serious archivist act or Tim's charming office besite thing#idk I'm kinda talking out of my ass#it's two am where i am#i gotta sleep. I'm going to regret it so much tomorrow#enjoy#also i just realized both of the numbers were chosen based on the characters debut/statement episodes hehe
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Prepped some bulgur wheat with cabbage & roast veggies this morning for lunches for the next few days. I had too much veg so I kept a portion to have with pasta too. Looking forward to them ☺
Not working out today as I feel like trash tbh. Might do a little yoga later just to see if it cheers me up at all but for now, I'm just going to sit in my dressing gown, have a cup of hot chocolate and a few snacks as I'm not hungry enough for a proper meal rn, and probably have a cry, I feel like I really need a little cry. I've been in a bit of an anxious / sad funk the past few days and I think it's for a combination of reasons - missing out on seeing my sisters bc I left it too late to organise anything, anxiety over having to confront my manager bc he's a prick in general, has cut all our hours and is trying to only pay me for 3hrs 45 instead of the full time for my 4 hour shifts (I don't get a break on 4 hour shifts), and sad that the temp manager who hired me is leaving bc he was so much nicer and easier to get on with. Also a little sad bc I haven't seen much of Matthew lately, he's taken his brother out for the day today and won't be back til about 8pm and I just feel a bit lonely and in much need of a hug.
Apologies for this miserable rant lmao, I'm fine and everything is fine really, I just feel a bit fragile today.
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we really innit now! i hope you get better soon so we can gush over tropes etc etc. i can even recommend some webtoons or manhwa if you’d like? i’ve been wasting time in otome/historical isekai ☠️😭😮💨 they’re addictive i’m telling youuuu
I THINK I AM BACK for now!
I'm gonna be real, work is kicking my ASS. We have a terrible employee shortage going on and I'm really relieved that my whole department is being really patient with me and my fellow remaining editor but it is ROUGH - I just put in a 50+ hour week and it's draining me ;____; Went from a depressive funk to work burnout like THAT but I am TRYING to carve out time because I also miss gushing over things! I'm also SUPER touched that you keep coming back and checking <3 That actually means a lot to me, too! :3
Very interested in hearing your recs! I will admit I can sometimes be unnecessarily picky lmao but I should try going outside my bubble a bit!
For the record, I would like to recommend Romance 101 if you happen to enjoy really fun, cute university romance stories lol. The MC is lovely and I really relate to her lmaooo being bad at romance in general and I love all the main characters so much! I feel like everything develops so nicely? My current reads these days are: I Love Yoo, Romance 101, See You in My Next Life, and Odd Girl Out! I was doing a lot of reading those while going through my funk and I think they helped (also Down to Earth but that's currently on hiatus and just wrapped up it's first season) (Oh actually also Seasons of Blossom which I read a while back but am ABSOLUTELY in love with, but full disclosure the second story revolves around characters dealing years late with unresolved grief over someone who took their own life. But the first story is charming and fluffy and absolutely darling!)
But lemme try and get back to all these old messages!
#;~; i'm always touched when people like... think of me? and remember me?#this is so dumb idk when i'll get used to the idea that i exist in peoples' worlds#but whenever i get a new ask i'm like AAAHHHHHHH i feel so bad i want to talk!!!!!
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
Rebel Song by Sinead O'Connor
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Michelle Obama
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4: What do you think about most? galaxies
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"so ratchet" - Taylah
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? depends how uncomfortable i get
7: What’s your strangest talent? knowing the lyrics of all the songs to MLP s1-3
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) nO
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? nay
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? like grade 6
11: Do you have any strange phobias? i don't think so???
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? pen?
13: What’s your religion? science
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? bike riding, walking, high as balls
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Fleetwood Mac
17: What was the last lie you told? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
18: Do you believe in karma? sort
19: What does your URL mean? means noneyadamnbusiness
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? weakness would be my anxiety, strength is probably my enthusiasm once i'm comfortable
21: Who is your celebrity crush? it's so cliche and annoying but chris pratt
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? uH yeah man all the time
23: How do you vent your anger? breathing
24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have marbles
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? aw video chatting is cute
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? yes
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? white noise, deleting cones
28: What’s your biggest “what if”? death
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? both of these are good!!!
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. my wall
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? coldness
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? :000 ????
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? west coast bc lana del ray knows what she's taking about and i don't
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 2chainz
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? knowledge
36: Define Art. a painting, structure, sound, or other creation that expresses an artist(s) feelings or represents a time, space or location. (it can also be a lot of other things, it's very broad)
37: Do you believe in luck? not really
38: What’s the weather like right now? COLD!
39: What time is it? 9:23pm
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? naH fuck cars
41: What was the last book you read? i forget what it was called 'Sea of Love' something or other, and it was very good.
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no
43: Do you have any nicknames? Gibby
44: What was the last film you saw? Bojack Horseman???
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? my BOWELS
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? jas
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Rick and Morty
48: What’s your sexual orientation? bisexual
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not really a rumour but i cackled when someone said i was into hard drugs
50: Do you believe in magic? wtf yeah
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? i try not to
52: What is your astrological sign? sagittarius !!
53: Do you save money or spend it? depends how i am
54: What’s the last thing you purchased? $20 worth of sushi for ellie and i
55: Love or lust? both
56: In a relationship? no funk u
57: How many relationships have you had? 2
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :-(
59: Where were you yesterday? Ellies, we set up the fish tank
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes, a giant unicorn head
61: Are you wearing socks right now? no
62: What’s your favourite animal? Emu
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? uhh??
64: Where is your best friend? East Brisbane
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. i don't have
66: What is your heritage? White™
((i'm australian, were basically mongrels))
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? slep
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Satan
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? with honesty, im the only person who's ever gotten me 'off'
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yeah i guess so
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? i am unemployed
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. love
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? any Marina and The Diamonds
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 1017
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication
77: How can I win your heart? dogs
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes :)
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? adopting Moe
80: What size shoes do you wear? 7 1/2
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? bye bitch
82: What is your favourite word? the
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. arteries
84: What is a saying you say a lot? morty
85: What’s the last song you listened to? Home by The Jungle Giants
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? pink
87: What is your current desktop picture? Paul Rudd in Tim and Eric's computer skit
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Donald Trump
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? do u love me ((LMAO))
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? oh hey boys you want some tea
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? shapeshifting!!!
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? acid time at Ella's
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Selena Gomez but i'd only sleep with her, just girl times.
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Rome
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? nA
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Almost
98: Ever been on a plane? yee
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? penis
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