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loubella77 · 11 months

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epicwin64 · 4 months

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Aerith “the G is short for gangsta” Gainsborough

#LOOK AT HER THOUGH #dear video games: have more scenes like this #thug life #peak comedy #briana white: please cover nicki’s verse from monster but as aerith lol #aerith gainsborough #sorry but that would be so funny #more like SLAINsborough right fellas #she looks like a librarian #ff7 rebirth #10/10 best picture game of the year GOATed first game to sell a billion copies babyyyyyyy #when this game comes out on pc please make a mod that gives EVERYONE sunglasses and I mean everyone #*won’t get fooled again by the who starts playing*#man i love video games #peak fiction #csi miami opening #mlg aerith #hipster ariel meme in 2024

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neverswungonswingingstars · 1 year

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Sam getting a finger up the ass in The Hunting

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#I'm sorry the quality is totally shit. it was the best i could do just now. why do they make these scenes so dark?? i will keep trying haha #I think I'll post the actual video as well because it's the noises that really sell this haha #sam reid #the hunting #jessica de gouw #mp

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crossbackpoke-check · 6 months

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18 + swaymark!!

oooo thank you!!

#18 - pleaser, wallows + swaymark

okay i know they are canonically obsessed with each other but. the song is in some ways about feeling like you’re failing in your relationship and being not quite as obsessed with them as they maybe are with you, and in this video of them talking about being a tandem, there is the slightest pause before swayman answers “do you miss him?” that makes me want to probe a wound. we’re not talking irl reasons of how that’s an absurd question (how do you miss him. you’re coworkers you’re seeing each other all the time) we’re talking that maybe this whole goalies-in-love thing got blown out of proportion and now swayman’s having to buy into the bit too hard. linus loves it & everyone’s asking about their bromance & how they love each other so much and the thing is—linus is safe. he’s got a wife and plausible deniability and jeremy? jeremy is gay. sure, he can crack jokes and people-please but the more people ask the more they're going to find out until maybe they find out something jeremy doesn't want them to know. and the longer this goes on, the more jeremy has to sit at linus' dinner table with linus and his beautiful wife and pretend like he isn't a little bit in love with him. and you know what? the longer it goes on and linus doesn't dial it down jeremy does stop being in love with him, because it just feels cruel, until he finally is done enough that he stops biting his tongue and ruins the moment.

#…this so is not a five sentence summary but ALSO this manages to perfectly align with something i was obsessed with (that media video)#like yeah is that pause reasonably a buffering time to a weird question? yes!!! do i want to read into it & make swayman a bit uncomfortabl #also yes!!! sorry i decided to give them tragique but they were assigned by spotify. the other option for this song was an ED fix-it fic #about healthy sex and learning that it can be a part of a normal relationship!! sex is weird and fucked up!! but like. that’s just because #i have always interpreted this song as a) unrequited best friend love & you’re worried you’re gonna fuck it up b) virgin who doesn’t know #what sex is and is scared to tell anyone and then option c) people pleaser keeps going along with it but can’t anymore #also OBVIOUSLY they end up fine. whether that ends up being jeremy finally telling linus (oblivious) i don’t want to do this with you #i need to get over you & them creating a platonic space & sway ends up with someone else OR linus has the oh. true. i simply never #considered that i could be gay for you option OR the one i have just invented but is now my favorite because i love a good polycule is that #linus & his wife simply add jeremy to their relationship. and then this song becomes jeremy scared to have sex with linus’ wife at first lo #liv in the replies #the interviews in that video doing the lord’s work fr but also that ‘do you not miss him’ feels SO uncomfortable. say no! but then he leans #in with the dirty jokes comment & i know i’ve made like eight variations already (sorry. that’s how my brain works) but it is soooo fun #to me personally if they are broken up but now have to act nice & keep doing all these rituals & sell us on the narrative & they’re just #trying to see who’s going to crack first. needle each other into laughing or getting irritated enough it shows through & the other one wins #do even more aggressive hug rituals!! get a medical warning from the athletic training staff!!!

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meharbanleo · 2 months

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CURVE WIRE DECORATION VASE (4 COLORS) - 3D PRINTABLE

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chaos-has-theories · 8 months

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Today's mood: incredibly salty about the existence of "Booby Tape".

As in, the brand. The global multimillion dollar brand. "The world's first breast lift tape!" Because it's literally just kinetic tape. It's not wider, it's not anything, it just comes in a range of skin colors.

Oh, and it costs at least three times as much.

The part that really drives me up the wall is going through their FAQ, though.

"The secret with Booby Tape is all in the adhesive! It's formulated to hold the heaviest of breasts with a super strong grip!" It's kinetic tape.

"The key feature of Booby Tape is that it comes in a roll and you can cut your own length according to measure to minimise wastage." Yeah, it's kinetic tape.

"There is no latex or zinc oxide in Booby Tape. Booby Tape is made from a combination of cotton and nylon and the adhesive is acrylic." IT'S KINETIC TAPE.

What's even worse is that they only "recommend using nipple covers before applying Booby Tape as an extra precaution to sensitive nipples". Like dude. Do not apply tape directly to your nipples. Do NOT. Use a band-aid, or a folded handkerchief. Anything.

As for removal - "Booby Tape will come off easily if you peel your tape off gently and carefully", except their actual how-to guides tell you to soak it ("and we mean soak!") in their special "Booby Tape Remover".

Which, you guessed it, is just a 24€ bottle of oil.

#The only thing I've found that suggests it might not be 100% the same thing is that you're only supposed to wear it for 6hrs max??#because it will get stickier and more likely to hurt your skin afterwards?#+ their 'how to use' graphs are incredibly bare-bones and only seen from the front - which makes it look like they suggest #taping all the way around the chestcage #which is a BAD IDEA #watching their videos more closely i do think their models don't do that but at NO point have I seen a statement regarding this #it is actively painful to comoare this site with transtape #where they always add that you can also use any oil or any nipple cover but DO use oil and here are the exact ways you should or shouldn't #apply and remove these #I am! upset!#Because honestly?#If this was a legitimate firm with best interests instead of revenue in mind.#they'd at least sell MULTIPLE SIZES #but no. We trans folk have to order from all the way across the ocean #chaos rambles

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urfavesarelesbian · 2 months

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everyone is (rightfully) criticizing watcher for putting their content behind a paywall but i also think a reason watcher is generally less successful is bc they are trying so hard to make it a brand. when the reality is people loved buzzfeed unsolved bc of ryan and shane's banter and personalities.

#like even in recent days i only enjoy maybe 1/4 of the video series they put out #bc so much of it doesn't really show off ryan and shane's personalities or entertainment value like old unsolved #the only series i really LOVE is puppet history #which is wild bc in theory it doesn't seem like it would be the channel's selling point at all #but i feel like it works the best bc you can TELL the passion that goes into it and see shane's enthusiasm #but random food videos ?? them reading off tumblr asks drunk??#not intolerable content just not worth $6 per month #anyways. sorry for going off about a topic my blog isn't even about. do you still think i'm sexy.#aj.txt

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 1 year

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DJ Lethal keeping it lit at the house party

"Sour" - Limp Bizkit

#I had a multi-color round rotating dance light in my room growing up that I got from selling school chocolates #and man oh man did I used that crap out of that thing with my best friend as we had make-shift dance offs in my room lol #and this just brings me back to that simpler time #anyways back to Lee... digging this whole vibe #I've always been curious as to what that long slappy doo-hickey thing-a-ma-bobber is at the edge of his turntables.#maybe one of ya'll can enlighten me if you know. for all I know it's a musical stapler lmao but I'm fucking dumb like that so whatever lol #DJ Lethal #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #House of Pain #Music Video: Sour #Showin' mad love for the Dee Jay on DJ Lethal Thursday #down the rabbit hole

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starstruckpurpledragon · 3 months

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So I had two package deliveries yesterday I'm annoyed about for different reasons.

First one was two books delivered in a soft 'insulated' packet type package, not a box. Which meant both were damaged because of the deliberately poor packaging choices. The first of the two books was only lightly damaged, minor cosmetic issues. Slightly crinkled corner that affects about a third of the pages but not super noticeable. The second of the two books had majorly bent pages to the point I was worried the seam of the bend was going to tear loose if not reinforced and the spine itself was damaged so badly that I was concerned that it would take very little use for the book to fall apart completely.

I don't mind the condition of the first book, but the second one? These are meant to be new books and that second one is in awful condition. I was able to get a free return/replacement option so hopefully the second delivery attempt will be packaged better and the book won't get partially destroyed in transit again.

The second delivery was in a box so what was inside was fine. So the packaging was not the problem here. The problem was that it apparently sat out in front of my house for a few hours with me unaware it was there because they left it halfway up the walkway up to my house. They did not bring it to the porch or ring the doorbell or follow anything remotely like the delivery instructions. If I hadn't eventually gotten the 'hey we delivered this, see the picture???' confirmation emails, it might have stayed out there over night.

My doorbell doesn't always work, but I've got a camera on my porch that I depend on to let me know when I've got a delivery or mail has arrived or my door dash order is here or that the person who just rang the doorbell/knocked is a solicitor I don't wanna talk to. (Or a girl scout selling cookies with her dad and I need to go grab my wallet on the way to the door to support the local troop.) So having a package essentially be barely delivered to my house is kind of annoying and definitely is too far from the porch to trigger the camera. And while this would have been a mild annoyance to me normally, it really annoyed me so much more coming on the heels of the packaging screw up resulting in a damaged book.

#initially the camera was to deter package theft during christmas time since the neighborhood was having some porch-package-theft going on #but it's been useful as a back up for the doorbell that doesn't always trigger #I do need to get the doorbell looked at probably but it works just enough that I forget to do anything about it #the camera also nice for getting video of the local cats and other animals passing by my front door during the day :D #and since my new (relatively new) front door does not have a peep hole the camera is my best way for checking who is out there now #without giving away that someone is home if I don't wanna talk to a solicitor trying to sell me something I don't want

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milliemorgan · 2 years

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my favorite time of year🤤🤤

follow me! ig: milliemorganofficial

twitter: yourgirl_millie

chat & get to know me😉 moremillie.com

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animalb0y · 2 years

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Michael Jackson - Thriller 4K

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igobypyx · 2 years

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hi i'd like to introduce you to my best friend Blazer he's kinda shady and may or may not be plotting to turn us into the police for some extra cash as we speak but he looks cool so it's fine

#:) we're besties #he'd sell me for three dollars and I try to kill him #but affectionately #he's my best friend and enemy #and sometimes i kiss him #this is normal what do you mean it's strange no its not go away #if you don't make out wth your enemy are they really your enemy #blazer #stray game #stray video game #stray 2022

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calamitouscynic · 6 months

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all i fucking need. is a wisp prime chassis.

do you know how many fucking lith w3 relics I've gone through today. DO YOU.

and do you want to know what i still don't have? :)

#kieran talks #kieran plays video games #kieran plays warframe #PLEASE #I JUST NEED THE FUCKING CHASSIS #i got all the w3 relics i opened to radiant as well for the best chance of getting it #and NOTHING #UGH #at least ive got a bunch of shit to sell for baro and format blueprints i guess #and i went up an MR! i might try maxing out a couple different warframes in my inventory next #take a break from crying over wisp prime to cry in defense missions lol

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snowflakeb0ttles · 10 months

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heeheee....putting my own videos up on tumblr ?! its more likely than you think !

had this silly demo disc i bought off ebay for like months and have been majorly procrastinating on recording whats on it (bc theres like. no info about it on google like??? anywhere??) but i have finally done it....i am free!!!!!

#ape escape #ape escape 3 #not like.......the BEST quality video because my ps2 to hdmi thing is cheap. but bear with me .#Youtube #also you know whats insane. i bought this for like 15 dollars. theres a guy selling it right now for 90. i bought it literally like. januar

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how-about-will · 7 months

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i like to play survival horror games like resident evil (and to some degree classic DOOM which is very scary with the keyboard only controls and original software rendering but that's a whole other deal) with cheats and god mode and infinite ammo and it's wonderful how well most of these games transition from being pee pants scary games where you have scarce resources to these over the top action games with goofy plot and cutscenes that you cannot take seriously if you really tried because there's cutscenes like one in re4 where leon hits a blinker and it does that silly fucking fisheye on his face. god i love those games

#resident evil #probably blasphemy to some “hardcore gamers” but like fuck em they're computer games enjoy em how you like #playing games with cheats in general is a really good time for me i think every game should have a dev console #or like yknow the old fashioned controller codes a la gta cjphonehome where you could make the bikes fly #really fun #why do most modern games insist on being so polished and smoothed over. i was playing tony hawk underground and i was amazed at how raw #and charming it was despite being a sequel to some of the most popular and best selling games of all time. video games are supposed to be #fun and creative and i'm very tired and emotional about them not being so silly or creative anymore

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badolmen · 1 year

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I get where the frustration with ‘horror geared toward children’ comes from but capitalism preying on the interests of kids to sell backpacks and hoodies isn’t new. Kids liking horror isn’t new. Horror produced for children isn’t new.

#ra speaks #personal #horror #video games #‘many of these games are just advertisements for toys and merchandise to sell to kids’ yeah that’s fair #‘kids shouldn’t be playing horror video games’ not your call to make #I did not go through a mummy and bog body phase as many a weird kid does just to be told that it’s like #some moral or ethical failing that kids like horror #and horror produced for kids is like…good? it introduces them to getting scared while being safe?#my elementary school hired a local puppeteer/story teller one year and let me tell you us kids were freaked out by the changeling story #and the puppets but it didn’t traumatize us because she was a skilled story teller who knew how to adapt fright to suit children #eg. that post that’s like vampires are real and kill people but don’t live in Michigan because uh. there scared of moose.#kids need to be introduced to some horror aspects I think. it’s important. and yeah maybe the best way isn’t via cashgrab crappyvideo games #but to dismiss the whole genre and audience is wrong

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