#biddy buddy

[cartoon-network-pictures]

Did you know that Yakky Doodle made his first appearance in Slumber Party Smarty?

#hanna barbera #yakky doodle #slumber party smarty #yogi Bear #huckleberry hound #biddy buddy

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

designing phunny hammer horror plushes like... hm let’s have the textures. lots of those please.. and cute. have got to be cute.

#the textures on my real karloff frankenstein one are so good they make me go BAH!!!! #and just thinking of the textures that could be on a hammer van helsing one.... his stake. his mallet. soft coat + the fur. his suit. #little buddy to sit on my lap and be tucked against my fat biddies when i sleep.... #little guy to hold when i lay face down in the dark..... BLEASE..... #i could just make one myself for myself but you know how it is. work and effort </33 #myevilposts #hammer #the autism of it all....

[rayne-the-neutrois-nerd]

Of course the hot charming vampire is filled to the brim with massive massive amounts of trauma

#ah boy you really are fucked up arent you biddy #*buddy

[darkestwings-hellishsoul]

Love finding out who at my job is a closet racist

(so i can be rude to them of course)

#for context #this woman (50s-60s maybe) has given me a red alert in my head every time shes talked to me despite being very nice on the surface #tbf im also white so of course she would be #but anyway #she also has seen me use the mens room and still misgenders me #so i dont feel safe correcting her at all #but today #i overheard her talking to her old biddy buddies about how our supervisor (a Black man) favors Black women #all bc he told her to button the top button of her lab coat #“ive seen people on their phones people with piercings people with headphones and they never get in trouble” #actually laurie they have been recently because surprise surprise hes getting a new manager and is really strict rn to be safe with them #there was a whole team meeting about it in fact #so yeah shes a salty old bitch whos convinced that Black people get special treatment at my job #despite the fact that there are just as many white line leads as there are Black and Black people are the majority at my place of work 🤔 #its almost like institutions still favor the white people even when theyre the minority hmmm #anyway im done ranting finally it was just a real rough day #doesnt help that theres a known transphobe thats a line lead and she was hovering all damn day too #theres like 5 of us (out trans folk that is) at my job and yet people like her still fucking get away with shit #id also like to point out for the record #I'm one of Charles' favorites based solely on my work ethic and ability to adapt and learn new machines #not that id even blame him for being biased in the first place #but yeah its pretty obviously based on performance not race

[abysseung]

SOULMATE ‘❗️’ TRACKER — n. rk.

SCAMMERS… TRACKERS NEED TO LOVE TOO BUT NEVER SCAM ABOUT SOULMATES, YOUR SOULMATE COULD BE A VICTIM

・❥・After one lesson in soulmate mythology, you couldn’t help but figure out who your soulmate is. You’ve read books and articles yet you couldn’t find the love of your life. You nearly gave up until you encountered a business called “Soulmate Tracker.” You wasted all your money on this business and to your surprise, your soulmate was the one person you never wished for.

CHECK OUT … soulmate dilemma !

PAIRING ➸ enemy!niki x fem!reader

GENRE ➸ smau, crack, fluff, highschool au, soulmate au, enemies 2 lovers

WARNINGS ➸ profanity & scamming; each chapter has its warning

FEATURING ➸ enhypen eunchae of lesserafim liz of ive theo of p1harmony

NOTE ➸ THIS SMAU IS PURE FICTION, ALL THE IDOLS MENTIONED IN THIS DO NOT REFLECT WITH THEIR ACTUAL LIFE AND CAREER. THIS IS A NON-IDOL ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE

STATUS ➸ completed

↳ START ➸ 11/27/22

↳ END ➸ 03/02/23

AUTHORS NOTE ➸ omfg i’m finally making a fanfic for the loml. i felt like making an e2l enha smau so here i am. pls support this fic and enjoy !! (i always wanted to make an e2ls and there arent much niki e2l smaus) SONA SPEAKING !! (PLEASE READ) i changed my url but im afraid i can’t update the links bc tumblr isn’t letting me 😞 i will let u guys know that i update the links once tumblr lets me but for now please read st through the tags and hope that i’ll change the links soon :) thank you <3

TAGLIST ➸ taglist is closed thank you for the support !

☆ playlist — « unbelievable like tv ; a world of you and me »

PLEASE DO NOT SPAM LIKE :) SPAM REBLOGS = OK! ; SPAM LIKE = BLOCK!

PROFILES ➸ relationship status: single❗️soulmate scammers

STEP 01 — soulmate wya

STEP 02 — destiny

STEP 03 — unprofessional fr

STEP 04 — tf does that mean

STEP 05 — screaming rn

STEP 06 — biddy buddy

STEP 07 — furry allegations

STEP 08 — no social skills = no soulmate

STEP 09 — insert oh my reference

STEP 10 — not funny, did not laugh

STEP 11 — isn’t that…illegal?? 😨

STEP 12 — wanna know something cool

STEP 13 — jaw dropping rn

STEP 14 — evil laughs

STEP 15 — strings attached

STEP 16 — prayed for my downfall

STEP 17 — hands in head

STEP 18 — government name

STEP 19 — heeseung ftw

STEP 20 — soulmate tracker 2.0

STEP 21 — giggling my toes off

STEP 22 — HEESEUNG MOVE

STEP 23 — shitting my pants

STEP 24 — #firstdate #hearteyes

STEP 25 — jump if u enjoy my pain

STEP 26 — i sorry very

STEP 27 — painful to watch

STEP 28 — character development

STEP 29 — scammer x victim

LAST STEP — ummm what 🙈

#niki #enhypen niki #💘 : soulmate tracker #enhypen #niki x reader #niki fluff #niki smau #niki imagines #niki scenarios #niki fanfic #niki ff #niki fanfiction #niki fic #enhypen x reader #enhypen fic #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fanfic #enhypen ff #enhypen fluff #enhypen smau #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #kpop #kpop smau #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop fanfic #kpop ff #kpop fanfiction #pooie

[bigwishes]

Hey man I got a wish, but not for me. My best friend is pretty small and nerdy and gets picked on by the powerlifters for it. They always say he's so small and boyish it makes me mad! I wish that he'd be able to take their strength and manliness and become the massive hairy athlete they wished they could be! But could you make him not realize it until those jocks are all drained? I want them to realize though to show them actions have consequences.

Sure we could go and do that for your friend. As far as I can tell there are 3 major bullies were dealing with here, there are a couple more but 3 main guys we can use to set an example. So why don't we get started with seeing your mate at the gym. I see your mate is a real twunk, not skinny enough to be a twink, not enough much to be a hunk, well that's all about to change. He hasn't even started lifting yet and already Trev is walking over to say hello, well you know what I mean by hello.

"Oi what up itty biddy?" Trev laughed placing his big meaty paw of a hand on your mate's shoulder

Instantly something was wrong as Trev tried to pull his hand away but couldn't.

"Alright Trev, fuck off let go" "I, I'm tryin tiny, I can't" The muscles in Trev's whole arm began to pulse and shake as veins enraged and enlarged looking like thick ropes. The movement of the muscles looked like a pumping motion headed towards his hand. Trev's body began to shrink and with each passing second he was looking less like a "big Trev" and more like some middle ages accountant. At the same time your buddy's body began to enlarge as the muscles all over his body began to inflate, but not all of the muscle from Trev flooded into your friend, some seemed to be lost in the transfer. Trev was finally able to let go, he was left standing there holding onto his clothes so they don't fall down on his tiny hairy body.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME" Trev screamed "I dunno Trev could you piss off so I can work out please"

Trev scrambled away like a rat and left your friend to his weights.

There we go, your buddy is looking much larger now, massive and strong. To the average bloke this would be a fantastic body but we aren't done just yet.

Next up we got Teddy, a guy just as big as Trev is...or rather was anyway, can't wait to see what happens to your buddy next.

"Surely that can't be you itty biddy? Its only been a week since I last saw you" "Stop calling me that shit teddy, Im tryin to work on myself, get bigger" "Well it looks like you already got bigger mate, what you on?" "Fuck off Teddy. I'm gonna get big the natural way"

Well, your friend is gonna get big in a (super)natural way. Teddy walked off to lift his own weights but he could still be seen in the corner of the gym, just in eye sight of your mate. Teddy struggled to lift his warm up weights, he was sweating bullets after just 2 reps and with every rep his body got smaller and smaller whilst you mate got bigger and bigger.

Your friend is looking ultra swole now, You can see his body begin to get tight and struggle to move with the moment he used to have, but your buddy has no idea what is going on. Lastly we have Greg, over by racks about to do the best deadlift of his life. His enormous muscled frame bent down, grabbed the bar and threw it above his head as light as a feather. As the bar passed over his body in swiped away all the strong muscle leaving skin and bones, like some magical form of a real life magnetic sketch pad eraser had been used on Gregs muscles leaving a blank slate. By the time the bar reached the top he had transformed into an inflatable strongman's toy a kid would buy at the fair.

Your friend finally saw what had happened to him in the mirror of the gyms, he smiled feeling his biceps, his pecs, he was slightly bigger than his perfect size but no one would make fun of him in the gym again, and then along came Greg's muscles.

Your buddy felt his body become tight, his skin groaned as it and the muscles beneath it expanded. He ripped off his shirt or rather obliterated it to free himself from the constricting pressure. He watched as his new defined six pack started to bubble and swell outwards into a huge roided gut. His shoulders traps and pecs began to swell up around his neck and his lost more mobility of his body with each passing second.

His enormous body continued to swell each second forcing him to get bigger and bigger. Sweat began to run down from his pits and down his sides, sweat from his neck and chest ran down his pecs and around his massive roided bloat. He groaned feeling his roid gut become tighter as more and more muscle was packed on. The three bullies began to lose all their body hair as it sprouted over your mates body. his pits were full of hair and musk and a grand stink stuck to him like glue. A puddle of sweat had formed under his ridiculous frame.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME" you mate yelled before he had a chance to assess his body that consisted of the muscle of 3 seasoned powerlifters along with all the muscle the 3 of them still would have earned in a few years, people began to notice him, some even began to giggle and laugh at how his muscled ass had began to split his gym shorts.

Your friend began to move as fast as he could, waddling out of the gym leaving a river of sweat behind him.

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Well there you have it mate, no one is gonna laugh at him for being small ever again, but he's probably got a few new worries other than being embarrassed at the gym. You are such a great friend wishing to give your friend a perfectly massive body like this, maybe I should reward you and make you twice as big for being so generous... Who would complain having their muscles blown up like that, I know I wouldn't.

#male transformation #muscle #muscle transformation #male tf #reality change #tf story #gay transformation #muscle morph #transformation

[onthewaytosomewhere]

wednesdays are for wips

thank you ever so much @hgejfmw-hgejhsf for the early tag 💕

so apparently finishing i've got you acting like you want more and the second hand unwinds (with its pez/liam blink and you miss it moment) for Hey Sweetheart inspired me to work on that hockey/bookstore wip again so here we go - a bit from that

apparently this bit is long so i guess i'll put it behind a cut

This is the point where Henry has to break in, “You know that you all should really broaden the pool of prospective partners you swim in, right? You have had your thing with Nora and June, and now Liam, apparently one of Alex’s best friends, and, surprise, surprise, also messed around with him. That’s quite the tangled mess.” “Are you saying you wanna jump in our pool, Hazza?” Henry laughs, “My dear Pezza, you and I both realized long ago that was never going to happen between us.” “I wasn’t thinking me, maybe the newly returned brother of your Jane Austen buddy?” “Not sure it would matter even if I did want anything to do with him.” “What’s up with that? Bea mentioned you got all weird on him before he left.” The sigh that leaves Henry’s body feels as if it cut whatever string was holding him up, and he’s glad to have made it up the stairs to his apartment above the shop. “Of course she did. The two of you gossip worse than a bunch of old church biddies. It’s not important. He just said something that struck a nerve, and I got tetchy and didn’t react well. Henry hears Liam talking as he assumes he just arrived at Pez’s - it’s a bit muffled until he presumably enters the same room, and he hears, “Honey, did ya hear that Alex was in Henry’s bookstore today? Nora texted me on my way over here.” Pez’s laugh is loud over the line, and Henry pulls the phone away from his ear, switching it to speaker. “Apparently, all of you are a bunch of gossiping church biddies.” Henry huffs and hears Liam's laugh join Pez’s. “Henry, how are ya? For the record, having been raised in the south, I come by the gossiping church biddy thing naturally.”

and now 🎵it's time for a breakdown🎵 lol - or - it's time for some no-pressure tagging @adreamareads @anincompletelist @bitbybitwrites @duchessdepolignaca03 @england-would-fall @firenati0n @inexplicablymine @kiwiana-writes @magicandarchery @priincebutt @suseagull04 @typicalopposite

can't wait what wonderful stuff you're all up to ❤️

#wip wednesday #red white and royal blue #firstprince #rwrb wip #hockey and books #hockey!Alex #books!Henry #oh and apparently some pez/liam reference today

[isaactheterrible]

could you write about sniper and demo bragging to each other about how many cryptids they’ve seen,, and then eventually arguing about which cryptids are real or not? I think it would be swag,, also I like your header

Thank you so much! (Also this request is freaking awesome, I hope I did a good job).

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Demo + Sniper: The Cryptid Discussion

Sniper didn't like the cold. But it was simply one of these nights. The wind blew cold air that invaded his van and the road outside was freezing. He hated these nights, cold and alone, desperately holding onto a far-too-thin blanket for any semblance of warmth.

But tonight was bound to be different. To Mundy's surprise the Scotts Man, Tavish had decided to come on by, probably looking for his drinking buddy for the night. The tall man came in , closing the door quickly but carefully as to not damage the two bottles of whiskey he was holding, one in each hand.

"Nice place ye got here, the cobwebs are a nice touch." Said Tavish as he made himself at home, sitting down on Sniper's table. To his dismay it appears his drinking buddy seemed tense, paying little mind to the Scotts man.

"What's up Mundy? Not in a talkative mood are ye? C'mon sit down lad, I got a story to tell ye." He insisted, gesturing to the seat beside him. Mundy did as he was told which Demo took as a signal to start his story.

"Well ye see, I reunited with an old friend recently, I was visiting me mum and I decided to go out with some lads I hadn't seen for a minute, the lot of us went out to get pissed (drunk) and next thing we know we're out on some dock, so I open me eyes to take a look around and you'll never guess what I saw! There's freaking Morag out in the water!"

"Morag?" Sniper asked clearly confused

"Ye know dirty dark brown skin, long neck, serpentine head, 20 feet long, Morag!" He said looking almost baffled at Sniper's ignorance

"Wait, is that some kind of cryptid you have over in Scotland?" Sniper tried to clarify

"Aye, I guess it makes sense ye wouldn't know 'im. I've seen 'im before, back when I had both me eyes, I was a wee (young) lad back then tho. In me paw's (father's) boat, the damn thing swam around us like it was gonna attack us! Gave me a bloody heart attack! Almost peed meself!" Demo joked

"Ye know I understand if ye don't believe me or think I was just a wee lad or drunk. Most people think I'm full of it." Demo said, looking down at his whisky, appearing a bit ashamed to have said his story aloud.

"Don't worry I believe ya mate. I... I've had my own fair share of... Bizarre experiences." Mundy said tensing up a bit.

"I used to go hunting with my ma when I was younger but one time I decided to go out alone, ya see in Australia there is the myth of the Yowie. You see it's said that out in the Australian wilderness there is a large hairy dumb bipedal creature, kinda like bigfoot. A big but harmless cryptid, a gentle giant but I know the truth. It ain't stupid and it sure as shit ain't peaceful."

The pain in Sniper's voice was evident but Demoman knew Mundy had difficulties talking about things like these, maybe if it was later in the night or maybe if the pair was drunker they could talk about it but not now, not like this.

"Ye know, Morag ain't the only spook I've come across." Demo joked, receiving a hesitant chuckle from Sniper.

"Ya seen any other creepy critters?"

"Have ye heard of the Alien Big Cats?" Demoman asked playfully

"Spooky motherfuckers, black cats the size of cows! They killed me mum's sheep." Demo proclaimed proudly

"You sure it wasn't a wolf or hell even a panther?" Asked sniper

"Panther? In Scotland? Ha! Don't make me laugh lad, these spooks ain't no panther and they sure as hell ain't no wolf. I've seen 'em stalking their prey with their biddy yellow little eyes... They attacked me friend Jean!"

"Ah is she alright?"

"Nah she died, it was cancer tho not them damn cats. She fought 'em off! Hit 'em with her cane! They didn't know who they were messin with!"

"I'm sorry for your loss mate." Sniper said awkwardly, not really knowing how to console someone.

"Is alright lad, Jean was a strong lady, fought it to the very end, those damn cats never stood a chance! Attacking a woman with a cane! Those damn felines!" Demo joked

"Hehe, damn cats. Ya know me and my dad got attacked by a cryptid once. The two of us were returning home from the cinema when a damn 6ft tall lizard came at us! We had to hole up in a damn public loo (toilet)! Waiting for that thing to get bored and leave!" Sniper explained

"That's not a cryptid, that's a damn Komodo Dragon!" Demo complained

"Says the guy who lost sheep to a glorified bobcat!" Sniper responded angrily

"I told ye already it ain't no bobcat, it's an alien!"

"Bollocks! What, these animals build their own spaceship to travel to earth? To do what exactly? Eat some sheep and get beaten up with canes?" Mundy argued

Demo looked away shyly, failing to come up with a witty comeback or an intelligent argument. Sniper had to admit it, it made him ashamed to hurt his friend, even if his friend started it. He didn't mean to put Demo in a difficult position.

"Ya know, I was young when the lizard attacked us. My dad probably told me it was the Megalavia to make me feel better, it was probably a croc or something." Sniper said, trying to improve his friend's mood.

"I thought these only existed in Florida." Demo joked

"Maybe they're an old-wives tale. A myth." Sniper said, a sly smile on his face, showing off his crooked teeth

"Ha! that'd explain how big these bastards get! Toothy fucks!"

"You're a good sport, mate."

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Did y'all spot the ICP reference?

#tf2 soldier #tf2 #soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #medic #pyro #scout #team fortress 2 #team fortress comics #heavy #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #team fortress heavy #team fortress spy #team fortress medic #team fortress two #team fortress engineer #team fortress classic #tf2 community #tf2 blog #tf2 mercs #team fortress scout #team fortress soldier #team fortress sniper #team fortress demoman

[reallyromealone]

What about an oblivious reader, that works out a lot and has a really big chest. Like his button up shirt is always so tight, and it's a wonder the buttons don't pop, they already did once.

So Bonten is obsessed with the reader, and are always trying to either lay their head on his Thigh, or have their hands on his chest, and the reader is so obviously, he thinks their just really close friends and all. He is naturally caring and is always taking care of them

I hope you don't mind

Himbos are seen and loved here.

Also bb I never mind

No one fucking knew how (name) managed to get to be such close friends with the most feared men in Japan.

They were polar opposites after all.

(Name) wasn't the brightest but he was the kindest guy ever, just happy to be apart of things and generally a good time all around.

And bonten?

Well they spoke for themselves.

(Name) was wandering into the building, tool box and all as Koko noticed him first "Ah (name)~ here already?" He said seductively but (name) didn't pick up on it, smiling widely "yeah, my cousin is watching over the shop for me" his voice holding nothing but unyielding kindness as Koko wrapped his arms around (name)s muscular one, feeling his biceps and resting a hand on the man's chest while they walked.

"Have you been working out more?" Koko said lightly squeezing the man's and (name) looked prideful as he spoke "is it noticable? My buddy recommended this gym to me!"

"Well it's doing wonders!"

"Thanks!"

Half of the Bonten men stopped to watch (name) fix the desk, the focused expression hypnotizing the men as they just stared at him...well his muscles really.

God were these men down bad for him.

"Well, that should be it! Anything else I can help with?" (Name) said stretching but apparently stretching to hard as a couple buttons popped and revealing his chest much to the mens absolute delight.

"Ah crap" (name) said with a sigh as he looked at his shirt, picking at the collar and revealing more skin. "Oh well I guess you're gonna have to take it off! Tragic really~" ran said in a sing song tone as he helped the man taken off his shirt "don't worry (name), we will take care of your shirt!"

"Ah do you have a spare?"

"I will have an assistant grab one" mochi said texting his assistant to get one but at a snails fucking pace and (name) thanked him graciously before sanzu walked passed and saw him "(name)?" He asked with a weird amount of giddiness as he opened his arms for a hug knowing damn well the shirtless man couldn't deny hugs.

He just loved em!

And sanzu loved shoving his face in between (name)s tiggle biddies.

"Ah you redyed your hair!" (Name) said holding a strand of freshly died pink hair "it looks great!"

"You wanna dye your hair?" Sanzu asked with a smirk and (name) chuckled "ah thank you but I don't think i could pull it off"

"You can pull anything off!"

Like the rest of your clothes.

"That's very sweet of you!"

Eventually they had (name) fix the most random shit around the area and even breaking stuff secretly for him to fix and now here (name) was on the couch exhausted as the men went to go get him that shirt and a drink and snacks.

He earned it.

Mikey wandered out, hungry and exhausted as he scanned the room and noticed the familiar man on the couch and decided that that man's thighs would in fact be his pillow.

Wandering over, he didn't say anything as he rested his head on (name)s thighs and snuggled into his stomach and basically passing out right there, the feeling of (name)s fingers through his hair was euphoria to say the least.

(Name) smiled softly and got comfortable, knowing he wasn't going anywhere for a while.

But that's ok.

#tokyo revengers x male reader #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers fluff #bonten x reader

[battlfofendorr]

Second

Christopher – Rio - is six foot one, so there’s never been any hiding in the crowd – no blending in – as if he ever would have had that chance, anyway with his jawline, his cheek bones?  He slinks low, hands in pockets, duck that head, minimizes himself with that trademark black-on-black-on-darkness wardrobe, the knit beanie – even as he makes sure it’s all pristine and brand name, the lot of it, because really, there isn’t any hiding.

As if the soccer moms in the neighborhood haven’t seen him often enough, haven’t already puzzled out their own reasons for him to be darkening their street corner.

And if there weren’t enough reasons for people to stare, there’s all that ink – a neck tattoo, and hands, arms, a roadmap on his body of all the places he never wanted to go. It enhances his looks – makes him not just good-looking, but slightly edgy. Slightly dangerous.

There’s scars, too, but isn’t that just a byproduct of life lived? Not that the old biddies peering around curtain panels can see the scars.

There’s something insubstantial to his attitude - the way he alternates between cocky and trying to fade into the background – as if he ever could? – that confuses them.  

It’s not the swagger of a fuck-buddy on his way to get some.

Maybe that’s what causes the old ladies to get the most gossipy – because he’s as good-looking as the mother-of-four he’s there to see, and everyone knows, beautiful people belong together.

It’s a silly notion – the kind you see on all that Hallmark crap that people pretend to buy in to.  

As if plans ever played in to it – as if he’d ever even planned to be exactly where he was: a former – and ongoing -  felon, part-time raising his kid, mostly not, and running – or at least managing – the better part of a crime empire, half his men on double payrolls, allegiances – loyalties – mutable as all hell?

His foundation’s rockier than a gravel pit, and the only part he’s absolutely sure on – besides Marcus, his boy – is her. The naïve little housewife with her foot sliding inch by inch into his world.   

Rio looks down – those cool brown eyes that make so many ladies giggle or back away, nervously skimming toward the ground, not avoiding eye contact exactly, or scrutiny, just moving out of the line of sight,  almost guilty as he cuts down the walkway to the back of the house in the too-nice neighborhood he’s spent far too much time in for his – or anyone’s – liking.

Maybe once that had been the dream. But if he’da known, then, what he knows now, how could he have even wanted it?  And maybe he wouldn’t have even gotten it, anyhow?

It’s the eternal question, though.  Would he have washed out as a boxer? Gotten his own gym, slipped into the role of coach?  Would he have his own proteges, and not just lackeys waiting to become statistics?  Would he have the house, the family?  Not just one kid, but the soccer team worth?  The naivety that let some people drift through life on a cloud of happiness?

Would it even have made him happy?

Doesn’t matter – he’s greedy as fuck, and he wants it – just for a moment – but then the bubble pops as his phone rings.

No point wanting what you ain’t got, right?

“Hey, Grams,” he says, answering the phone quickly, smoothly, prepared to dodge the many questions she’d bound to ask: how are you, where are you, are you being smart?  As if he’d ever had a choice.  “Wha’s up?”

But it’s not Grams on the phone – nah, his life ain’t that easy. It’s his best friend. Business associate. Right hand man.  Mick – because that’s who it is, Mick -  doesn’t have to say a word, because just the breathing – the quiet – tells him that much.

“Mick,” he says, and it’s a bullet to the gut. There’s only one reason for him to be calling on her phone. On her number. “Where’d they take ‘er?”

And for a minute, he’s so sure it’ll be a hospital, because crime life might be his inheritance, but Grams – the OG boss lady – is untouchable.

But that quiet – that stillness – it stretches on too long, then the phone goes dead, and just like that, his plans shift again. 

Maybe Mick hadn’t thought he’d be ID’s quickly. Maybe he’d ran out of words, or the strength to say them.

Didn’t matter, because the only other man that could pull Mick’s strings was incarcerated.

And if Nick was starting the old games up all over again – if he was putting Rio in the place he’d built for him, the cage he’d built on lies and slander – well, at least he had a second for the upcoming duel.

Rio glanced through Elizabeth’s window – just a glimpse of her moving canisters and bake wear in the kitchen, all done up like she's waiting for someone. Him, probably, because he really has made too much of a habit of dropping in.   It's like watching other moms do yoga. A zen space, all of her own. He could ruin it - pop her bubble like the phonecall popped his - but like a gift, he'll let her have that – let her have the night. If they're going to war with his brother-cousin, she’ll need the stored-up inner peace bullshit baking always gave her.

And really, he wasn’t a monster. Even he could admit she was damn good at it. In the morning, he’d need to rally all his troops. For better or worse, that means her – and her two little flunkies. Because really. If they can turn Mick, they can turn everyone else, too.  

Everyone but her. Might as well let her bring snacks to the war room. And maybe a juice box or two.

#beth x rio #rio x beth #good girls fanfic #I don't have the voice yet #but give me time - some characters are easier than others #I'll get it right in the end

[rockybloo]

I know his snatched waist, thick hips, tig ole biddies, sassy poses and amazing skill at make-up makes him look very much like a woman but that's literally just me projecting some of my fav qualities in male characters onto him

At least Jack has a buddy in the "I look so pretty people think I'm a girl" club now

#jack #bitterbat #rocky rambles

[neoyi]

Okay, I didn't want to make this post, but lately I've been getting private DMs and messages from internet strangers with prompts, comments, and overtly casual conversations over a shared fandom that's starting to cross some boundaries. And, look, I'm flattered you like my fanstuff and I definitely know you're all cool and just enthusiastic and want to share your fanstuff with other fans, but

guys

this is the kind of thing you either post on your respective blogs, or a shared online discord and/or social media site, or with your respective close friends. Privately messaging me one-on-one to check out your headcanon or strike up a conversation as if we were buddies unprompted when we aren't friends is like wandering into my room without knocking and slapping your notebook on my desk. I am not your friend and/or acquaintance, and vice versa.

Maybe I'm just an old biddy who is too holed up in their cave and only occasionally peek their head out, but I'd very much like it if you guys didn't barge into my house and just assume I'll look at your headcanons or whatnot.

If I like something that piques my interest, chances are, I'll find it on my own.

#might delete this later

[abysseung]

SOULMATE TRACKER — 06

STEP 6: biddy buddy

WARNINGS: profanity, scamming, blackmail

step 5 ★ masterlist ★ step 7

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Lope's Pad & Gorilla Family Biddy, Shufai, Ozala and Oumbi in Action by SloggerVlogger As people wanted to see Lope's family as well, I have both for you today. The family and Lope in his bachelor pad. I just got there when Gorilla Shufai came off the hut's roof and balanced along the new strap. He has to get a bit more practice as he was wobbling like a Jenga tower after a few too many moves lol. A quick upright walk before mum Ozala chased him away from the food. Even Ozala tested out the new smaller-length strap. She'll do anything to get her hands on those green beans. She crosses over again to the other side and once on the ground again she gets chased by the Oumbi the Silverback. Shufai found a tennis ball at the bottom. He has a good sniff at it and well then just stands up straight and throws it in the air. He walks up the hill and then hits the hut. Something he learned from his brother Lope. Gorilla Biddy was enjoying her snack in the sunshine on the other side. Unfortunately not for long as Oumbie came out and stole her branch from her and went straight back in. You can just see his bum, as I was just about to change the battery and stopped recording when he came out. Biddy was watching the door beforehand, so she kind of knew something was about to happen, I just thought I was quicker in changing the battery. Biddy seems to have a bald patch. Highly likely an insect bite where she scratched herself. She did get some food a bit later and she was able to eat all in peace inside. Unfortunately, Asante was only inside and it was too busy for me to film her there. Now to Lope in his bachelor pad. When I got there, he was looking at the tortoise again and all I could see was his foot. He's on the move again and stops at the end of a log to have a sniff. He kept himself mostly to the back where it is difficult to film. I got him when he walked passed me and then when he climbed to the top. Stopping to get something on the pole with one of his leg up in the air. Don't forget to subscribe and hit that notification bell for more! #SloggerVlogger #Gorillas #SloggerVloggerGorillas As you might know, Lope is in his bachelor pad and in quarantine for him to be moved abroad. The rumours are it's going to be France, Zoo Arcachon Basin, but there is still no confirmation. Calendars 2024 25% off at the moment : https://www.zazzle.com/collections/calendar_collection-119196175539509911?rf=238978496872225031 Christmas collection now available at Zazzle: https://www.zazzle.com/collections/christmas_collection-119896544832000696?rf=238978496872225031 The links are like my sidekicks – affiliated buddies! If you decide to buy something through them, I get a tiny high-five in the form of a percentage. And the best part? Your wallet stays blissfully unaware since there are no additional costs for you to worry about! via YouTube https://youtu.be/ujo1zhKjHFM

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