tf2 comic spoilers lol
imagine the power classic heavy would have had if he did accept medic’s help when he was going out to fight the tf2 mercs
ofc medic would be yknow betraying his own teammates but he was offering his help anyway (what a bastard lmao /hj) but just imagine
medic can literally make a human invincible for a period of time and can bring people back from the dead.
classic heavy would have been fucking unstoppable unless the mercs did manage to kill him anyway (maybe along with medic for betraying them idk) for plot purposes
buuuut he didnt accept medics help and died, he deserved it tho
at least classic heavy’s death was fucking satisfactory lmao
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Pyro communicating with signs from a language nobody actually knows
I choose to believe Pyro speaks "te reo Turi!" It's from the mysterious sign language from the lost mythical country of New Zealand!
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Medic giving his adoptive baboon child a fresh cut
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my hyperfixation on dhmis ended and hyperfixation on tf2 started. hi everybody
i read all the tf2 comics (AND WAS REALLY SAD TO FOUND OUT ITS NOT FINISHED!!) and fell in love with zhanna. i really like the way she was allowed to be as reckless as soldier and not be sexualized even when she was naked and covered in honey. and well shes awesome
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Heavy watching his sister [Zhanna] fall in love with the dumbest person ever that he also works with [Soldier]
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As a longtime TF2 fan and player
I’ve naturally watched a lot of TF2 SFM animations
I hate it when Heavy gets portrayed as fat
He doesn’t look muscular, but that’s because he (probably) has a healthy diet and he’s built like a Olympic strongman
He Carries a Minigun into battle with 300+ rounds of ammunition which would weigh like a ton.
And then on top of that he also has a shotgun with 32 shells for that shotgun.
So I was thinking: “how much does that weigh exactly”
The M134 Minigun weighs around 85 lbs (39 kg) and 300 rounds of 7.62mm (what the m134 fires) is around 16.7 lbs (7.6 kg)
So that’s 101.7 lbs total (46.13 kg)
Apparently Your average shotgun weighs about 7 lbs (3.175 kg)
Plus 32 rounds of 7-gauge (h3vr says it fires 7-gauge) is about 4 extra pounds (1.814 kg)
So that’s about 112.7 lbs (51.12 kg)
Now that’s heavy
So this man is carrying around 112.7 lbs around every day
And he can still move around at a decent speed, while being able to jump
this is also the man who fist fought a big friggin’ bear and won.
So in conclusion, Heavy is not fat, he could in fact snap you like a twig, and heavy is a scary man.
Edit: sorry guys 12:00 am Brain doesn’t know exactly what he’s saying. ✨Heavy is fat and strong✨
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