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yumedoca · 4 months
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God, I love Mikami and Okinu's sisterhood...
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Like, look at them, they're so skrunkly!!
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I love this letter so much. It cracks me up.
“I love you, you are my everything, I will tell the world that you are my everything, please write me more letters, also you’re thirty now and death is coming! Live accordingly!”
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romanceyourdemons · 2 years
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if you want to talk about sheer comedic timing, i was scrolling the wikipedia list of trans women in film and i was familiar with a lot of the big films on there, there was silence of the lambs (1991) and the adventures of priscilla, queen of the desert (1994) and the danish girl (2015) and the crying game (1995) and glen or glenda (1953) and hedwig and the angry inch (2001) and then the very last entry in the list absolutely knocked me down. robots (2005)
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solstheimtxt · 1 month
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Me at the Santa Ana Sanitation dept after they dont come and pick up the trash for over a week bc they said the gate is locked (it wasnt), and denied trash pickup bc they said there was feces (there wasnt), and complain trash is overflowing/too heavy (it is bc they havent picked it up for the 3rd time)
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📸: streetlight7p on insta
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All of Pokémon’s attempts to make the ice type better through system changes to moves and weather are so funny because they refuse to address the actual problem
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No resistances and no immunities except to itself along with weaknesses to really common types. They’re so committed to the idea of ice being a glass canon that’s fragile yet powerful except the offensive capabilities aren’t nearly enough to offset the defensive flaws. So instead of running them as glass canon sweepers they just run ice beam for coverage on anything that can learn it. Very few ice pokemon are actually statted to be glass canons either, instead there’s a lot of them that are large pokemon you’d assume are bulky but actually die super easily due to overwhelming weaknesses. Like Avalugg’s stats and moves are solid, but it doesn’t matter and never will matter unless they give it Filter or something else to deal with its weaknesses, and even then it wouldn’t have any resists to use to its advantage. Ice’s unique weather condition, snow, is supposed to help by giving a big defense boost to ice types and enabling aurora veil, but if an entire pokemon type is dependent completely on weather conditions and a specific utility move to not be killed instantly by basically anything I’m afraid I have to say it’s probably not a good type. And what baffles me is that ice as an element and force of nature is far from what I’d consider weak, it’s hard it’s cold, it’s dangerous. An individual icicle might break at the slightest touch but if you try to punch through a block of ice it’s going to hurt. If it were me I’d give it a few resistances, at least one to fairy because it feels thematically appropriate and the fairy type could use a small nerf like that, but the fact that ice doesn’t even resist fucking grass or bug or normal is absolutely ridiculous to me. And if they’re really that committed to making it defensively terrible, couldn’t they at least invest into making its offensive potential actually meaningful in a way that helps ice types and not just Pokémon using ice moves. I mean snow doesn’t even boost the power of ice moves or weaken the power of other types of moves it just gives ice types defense and activates some abilities making it the weather effect with the least immediate benefits out of all of them. There are so many cool ice type pokemon and almost all of them are completely terrible and that’s really sad to see go unchanged for this long
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aesthetic-babyyy · 6 months
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The big question- Sam Winchester imagine
Warnings// smut, smut oh and more smut
Word count// 3665
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Sam and you had been together for 2 years, you met while in your first day of Stanford, you sat at the back of the lecture hall with not knowing anyone you eddies to take the seat furthest away from the rest of the class, and you say there alone for all of 5 minutes before the seat next to you was being taken by a tall handsome stranger, the handsome man turned to you smiling placing his hand out "hi I'm Sam" you shook his hand returning his smile "I'm Y/N"
"You not much of a people person either?" Sam joked at the difference of where you two were say 4 rows behind you chatting classmates "definitely not, I don't really know anyone here yet other than my roommate" you said taking notes of what the professor had written on the board "well I guess you know me now too" was he flirting?, you turned to face him giving him a small smirk "I guess I do" am thought for a second before speaking again "so now that we're friends, what do you say I take you out for dinner say around 6 o clock? I could even take you to see a movie after" okay he was definitely flirting with you
Your cheeks were burning red, you definitely didn't expect to get a date on your first day of college "yeah it's a date" Sam nodded finding it hard to contain his own smile, he's not usually this straight forward especially when it comes to pretty girls, once the class was over you and Sam walked to exit to head to your next classes which unfortunately were not together as you've discovered "can I have your number? I can call you later so we can meet up tonight?" Sam questioned scratching the back of his neck awkwardly "yea definitely" you said taking out a pen to write on his notebook (xx xxx xxx xxx) "perfect I'll call you after my last class" Sam said tucking his notebook back under his arm
"I gotta get going room 336 is across campus" you said moving to walk to your class "Y/N wait!" Sam jogged slightly over to you "yeah?" Sam looked to the ground suddenly finding the ground very interesting "how about I walk you to your class" you smiled up at him "I'd really like that Sam" needless to say the date went amazing, Sam sweeper you right off your feet, you guys were dating for around a year when he asked you to move in with him, he had his own apartment since his roommate Louis moved out 3 months prior, of course you said yes and you guys couldn't have been happier, getting to wake up to the man you loved everyday as falling asleep next to him was thrilling.
Things has been going great for you guys since you moved in together a year ago, Sam was the perfect roommate and boyfriend, he never left his dirty laundry litter the floor, he never ate the last of your food, something you were very thankful for because your last roommate wasn't so respectful, and even if he did he replaced it before you noticed which wanted your heart and you always made sure to thank him in only a way you could, you guys rarely fought which was great and even when you guys had your stupid arguments that made you give each other the silent treatment, the make up sex made it so worth it,
Lately however, Sam had been acting strange, starting to become more secretive, you trusted Sam immensely so you knew he wasn't cheating on you, however the secrets were getting concerning, deciding to push it to the back of your head and just give him time, Sam would come talk to you when he was ready, like every Friday you finished your last class earlier than sam so you decided to go grocery shopping and head back to the apartment.
You were home an hour later, however Sam still had one more class so he wouldn't be home for another hour at most so once you put the grocery's away you laid down on the couch deciding to watch crappy TV till your boyfriend got home, tonight was takeout night so you  decided to text Sam to see what he was thinking for tonight, surprisingly he replied pretty fast considering he was still in class 'what if we went out to that new restaurant tonight? I was gonna call and make reservations after I get out of professor Xs class' giggling at Sam's attempt to joke you started to feel excited, you guys hadn't been out in a while, loving the company of each other on the comfort of your own couch every night instead
'that sounds incredible baby what time?' You texted back and again within seconds, like it was already typed and ready Sam replied '8:30pm?' Considering it was 4:30pm you decided to take a shower, you sent Sam a quick text of approval before moving to the bathroom and taking a quick everything shower.
Once the clock hit 5:30pm you had finally dried your hair from the shower and curled it, still wearing your shower robe when you heard the front door open and shut "Y/N I'm home" god you didn't think you would ever get tired of hearing that, rushing out to greet your boyfriend, when you got to the kitchen Sam was placing his laptop bag on the kitchen counter, smiling you walk over to him Sam waiting for you with his arms open, wrapping your arms around your giant boyfriends neck to hug him, his own hands wrapping around your waist, now something you have always loved about hugging Sam, he always ended up picking you up and holding you close to him, like his own little koala
This hug was no different, Sam was lifting you off your feet, your legs wrapping around his waist, Sam leaned in the kiss you, you returned the kiss, moaning when moved his hands to the hem of your robe, running them up you legs and straight to your ass, squeezing your ass and pulling you closer to him so your bare heat was pressing against his deliciously cold belt buckle, you moaned rolling your hips to hit your clit either right pressure, Sam's hands squeezed hard as you opened your lips moaning his name, Sam took advantage of this as he slipped his tongue into the kiss, you fought for dominance over the kiss but there's not much Sam's tongue can loose too... especially when he's always practicing with it
Pulling away from the kids and stopping your actions "wait Sammy" you said pressing your hand on his shoulder "everything okay?" He asked panicked, you giggled "of course baby i just think we should save this for later" you smirked kissing his freshly shaven cheek "yeah your right" he said sitting you down on the kitchen counter next to his laptop case "so what's got you wanting to go out all of a sudden?" You were curious, normally you guys talked about dates, unless it's for birthdays or anniversary's "well Matt was talking about it saying the food there was great and I thought I should surprise you with a night out" Sam said kissing you once again, only this time it was a sweet kiss "your the best Sammy I love you so much" Sam have you a final kiss before pulling away giving you a smile "I love you more baby"
While Sam was taking a shower you decided do your make up, keeping it very simple as you were never one to do a bold eye, you put on some red lipstick to finish it off moving to your closet  to pull on a black lace strapless bra and matching panties, you pulled on your red mini dress, you decided to pair the look with a pair of black stilettos and a black leather jacket to match your dress, Sam walked into your shared bedroom a towel gun loosely on his hips, his toned chest still dripping wet from the shower "you look beautiful Y/N" Sam said staring at you completely starstruck
Your turned giving your boyfriend a bright smile "thanks sweetie", Sam got dressed into a paris of black slacks and a dressy shirt, he styled his hair slightly, by the time you guys were finished getting ready it was 8:00pm, you made your way out to Sam's car to go to the restaurant. Sam parked the car and got out the drivers seat rushing over to open your door, extending his arm to you to help you out "what's for you being so gentlemanly  tonight?" You asked linking your arm through his "I just want to make up for not taking you out regularly, your so beautiful I need to be showing you off every damn chance I get"
You giggled as you guys made it to the restaurant doors, Sam held the door open for you and you both walked up to the reception desk "hi we have a reservation for Winchester" the man nodded "of course and Winchester your table is ready, if you and the lovely lady can follow me please", the waiter said leading f you and Sam to your table, Sam pulled your chair out for you and once you were seated Sam sat on his own seat, the waiter placed two large menus on your table "would either of you like to order a drink?" Sam nodded "yes please, can I get a whiskey soda and can my girlfriend get a martini" the waiter nodded writing both drinks orders down "of course sir, they'll be right out" the waiter said walking towards the bar
"Wow Sam this place looks amazing" you said looking around the warm lit room seeing how crowded it was "yeah I've heard great reports from the place, so i though you and I should be the real judges of that" Sam said making you giggle, skimming through the menu you decided to order the chicken Parmesan with a side of fries, Sam decided on the steak, also with a side of fries, Sam and you made small chit chat about each others days as you waited for your food, which didn't take very long.
Both of you had cleared your plates "wow they weren't lying this place is amazing" you said placing your fork back on the empty plate "yeah it was incredible, we'll definitely be back here". "Can I interest you both on our desert menu, our chefs special tonight is the chocolate fudge cake infused with caramel filling and vanilla ice cream" that sounded incredible, Sam who was always able to read your mind was already ordering 2 of the chefs special, "I'm gonna run to the bathroom I'll be right back" Sam said, his voice coming out rushed, before you could ask if he was alright he was already heading to the bathroom's, you decided to brush it off maybe he had to pee really bad?
When Sam came back from the bathroom his demeanour was still the same, he looked around the restaurant anxious, once the waiter had came with your deserts he sat it down in front of both of you, you thanked the waiter, turning back to grab your spoon when you caught a glimpse of shine coming from your cake, confused you took a closer look, that's when you it... there was a ring on your cake a beautiful princess cut ring surrounded by little diamond, you breath hitched in your throat as tears tan down your face, when you looked back to Sam he was in front  of you now, down on his knee, he took your hands in his, by now the whole restaurant was silent just watching you both in the most special moment of your life "Y/N, the second I laid eyes on you I knew you were special, after our first date I knew how right I was, your smart, kind and the most beautiful women in the world, your everything I have ever wanted and more, I could never imagine a life without you, you’re the reason I wake up smiling everyday because I get to wake up to you every morning I love you so much beautiful, will you marry me?” By the end of Sam’s speech you were in tear you let out a shaky breath “hell yeah I’ll marry you!” You cried reaching forward placing both hands on Sam’s face pulling him into a soft kiss
Once Sam pulled away he gently grabbed the ring giving it a quick clean, “you’ll be needing this” Sam chuckled as he took your left hand in his, he gently placed the ring on your finger officially making you an engaged women, the restaurant erupted into cheers for you both in celebrations.
Once you and Sam had left the restaurant you guys were on your way home as fiancés “i can’t stop smiling oh my god” you said holding your left hand in front of you as Sam drove “I’ve had that ring for a couple weeks now I just could figure out how to propose but I couldn’t hold it in anymore” Sam said as he pulled into your apartments parking lot. Walking up to your door Sam was picking you up bridal style making you squeal and grab him for balance “gotta start practicing carrying you over the threshold” Sam opened the door walking you both in before turning to lock up for the night, he started to walk you both to the bedroom playing with his slightly long hair “can’t wait to get you fiancé to bed huh” you joked
Sam chuckled dropping you gently to the bed “I’m so happy I can finally call you my fiancé now” Sam said gently taking your shoes off, his hands running up your legs, he went under the red dress pulling the black lace off your legs, Sam scrunched your dress up under your ass presenting your bare pussy In front him, the air making you clench at nothing, Sam smirked as he snaked his arms around your legs as he roughly pulled you to the end of the bed, you felt his hot breath against your core making you moan softly
Sam leaned in licking a stripe from your entrance to your clit to test the waters, when your body responded with your hand in his hair pushing him closer to you, Sam smirked against you as he got to work, Sam started fucking his tongue in and out of your right hole as his nose pressed against your clit making you see stars, you ran your hand through Sam’s hair your hips rolling against the movements of Sam’s tongue, Sam inserted his long thick finger inside of you, curling to hit your G spot with every thrust as he loved his mouth to your clit flicking it and sucking it into his hot mouth, once Sam added another finger it wasn’t long till you were chanting his name “oh my hod Sammy, I’m gonna come” you croaked out as you came hard on his tongue
Sam worked you through orgasm, pulling away from between your shaky legs he stood pulling his clothes off leaving him complete bare in front of you, you smirked moving to crawl towards him on weak legs, you stopped at his cock, his tip red and pre fun leaking from it, you wrapped your small hand around his big thick shaft moving your hand up and down at a slow pace to tease him, you went to take him into your mouth but Sam stopped you “tonight is all about you Y/N” Sam said grabbing the hem of your dress and pulling it off, leaving you in only your black lace bra, Sam grabbed the front of it tearing it off exposing your bare chest to him “oh fuck” you were dripping at this point wanting him to do something
Sam got the hint getting on top of you, he eased you back down on the bed, he leaned in to kiss you nipping at your bottom lip for entrance which was soon granted, Sam explored every inch of your mouth with his tongue, you moaned at the fact you could still taste yourself on his tongue, Sam moved the kissed down your neck sucking at your pulse point “please fuck me sam” you begged dying to feel the familiar stretch of his cock, sam chuckled moving his kiss down to your breast giving your nipple a playful bite, you arched your back at the feeling wrapping your legs around his hips, sam grabbed his shaft rubbing it up and down your folds coating his in your juices he groaned pressing his tip to your entrance,
Sam started to push his cock inside you inch by inch, not stopping until he bottomed out “you feel so fucking good baby” sam groaned as he started thrusting slowly to get you ready,”faster Sammy please” you begged so Sam grabbed your thighs, pushing them against your chest so your legs were over his shoulders, giving him the perfect angle to but your special spot, Sam pulled almost all the way out before slamming back inside you “oh fuck Sam!” You screamed in pleasure, Sam continued his pace the only sounds on the room that could be heard were moans and skin slapping skin “I’m not gonna last much longer” Sam groaned out “me either baby” Sam moved his hand down to your pussy and started to rub your clit to stimulate you “oh god I’m gonna cum” you screamed your head slamming against the pillow, Sam started to thrust into you even fast than before his fingers still rubbing your clit, you came in an instant, squirting all over Sam’s cock, that sent Sam over the edge as cam in spurts inside you “that was so fucking hot” Sam said his hips finally coming to a stop
he pulled out of you gently as he collapsed beside you pulling your sweaty body against his you leaned your head on his toned chest as you slowed your breathing, you couldn’t stop staring at the beautiful ring that now decorated your hand “I can’t believe we’re engaged” you said looking up at Sam who was already smiling down at you, “I know me either but I’m so glad you said yes” Sam grabbed your newly decorated hand in his as you both drifted to a sound sleep wrapped in your fiancés strong arms
You woke a few hours later to Sam still sound asleep, smirking you moved slowly out of his heaps as not to wake him just yet as you straddled him, his morning wood pressed against your core making you shudder, you leaned forward kissing his neck sucking a deep hickey under his jaw, Sam stirred as he slowly opened his eyes, smiling he wrapped his arms around your waist holding you close to him, pulling away from his neck you leaned in to cover his mouth with your own, sliding your tongue into his mouth, you and Sam continued to make out lazily
You began rubbing your folds over his erect penis, pulling away after a few moments you held his cock in your hand rubbing up and down jerking him off slightly “Y/N please” Sam moaned his hand’s gripping your waist tightly, “you want me to ride you handsome?”
You asked continuing to jerk him off “fuck yes!” You smirked as you hovered your dripping hole over Sam’s cock moaning Sam’s name as you say on him
Once Sam was fully inside of you, you began to bounce on his cock Sam groaned his hands moved to your ass gripping hard as helped you move up and down his length “oh god Sammy” you moaned as your breast bounced along with your motions, Sam was in a trance as he leaned forward taking your breast into his mouth sucking and biting before moving to your next breast repeating his actions
You soon felt your orgasms approaching “you gonna come Sammy” you teased knowing he was holding back, Sam took you by surprise gently pulling you off his shaft, he turned you around so you were on your hands and knees, Sam was behind you in seconds pushing his length inside you once more, he bottomed out against your ass, he was always able get deeper inside you when he took you from behind, Sam started to trust inside you at fast punishing pace “harder please” you begged your hands clenching the bedsheets so hard your knuckles were turning white
Sam obeyed instantly, he leaned forward his chest pressed against your back his hands moving to hold your breasts in his big hands as he started slamming his length inside your pussy, you screamed as Sam continued to thrust inside you as hard as he could until he was about to finish “cum with me gorgeous” Sam said as he squeezed your breasts his hips still going as hard as before, you obeyed and came with a scream of your fiancés name, clenching your pussy around his length pushing Sam to his end unleashing hot sports of cum inside you, Sam eventually pulled out and pulled you back to your previous position from last night, wrapped in his arms
Sam leaned over to kiss the top of your head, “well that was quite the wake up call” Sam joked smiling against your hair, giggling you place you ring hand on his chest “I wanted to wake my future husband up with a bang” you joked “well you certainly succeeded… i can’t wait to call you my wife Y/n” Sam said holding you closer to him “me either Sammy” you said closing your eyes and falling into a peaceful morning nap with your new fianc��, soon to be husband.
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architect-2015 · 5 months
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little star sweeper | Lando Norris
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Lando, Clara, Lyra and their little dog Lady. The perfect little family. A melody shared between a mother and daughter, a dog cuddle up close, and watching the stars becomes a source of comfort during Lando’s strenuous work hours.
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Clara has always been one to admire the stars, something so beautiful who had been shared with so many people around the world. One dreary night in London, a wishing star had painted the sky with it dream like light. Closing her eyes and interlocking her hands Clara made a wish. A wish for a joyous future for her and Lando. The wish for a perfect family. The wish for a beautiful baby girl.
Lyra, the name based upon a constellation in the northan sky. Shaped like a small harp. The name Lyra is associated with music, creativity, and inspiration. It symbolizes the beauty of life and is a reminder to always strive to create and appreciate the good things in life.
Lady, had always been protective of the little babe. Being the one to create a little string of giggles when ever she placed delicate kisses and licks to the girls face. She was the beg dog anyone could ask for.
Lando loved his girls with every ounce of his being. His little family was all he could have asked for in a lifetime. Unfortunately his job hours hadn’t been the most comfortable for him and his family.
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Clara sat on the plush couch of her Monaco home, with Lady curled up into her side, a cheesy rom-com playing on her tv and her dinner sat long forgotten on the coffee table, her mind wondered. Agonising thoughts filled her head of the whereabouts of her husband.
Where is he? Is he okay? Had be been hurt?
Turing her head to her left where a clock sat upon the wall, hands showing the time of 1:15 am. She knew he had a multitude of meetings taking up his schedule that day but surely he should be home by now.
Clara was abruptly pulled from her little bubble as the wails of her daughter filled the lounge room. Her feet padded as she walked down the hallway to her daughters nursery. Entering the dimply lit room, she looked towards the crib which was gracefully illuminated by the moonlight.
“Oh my baby, what’s wrong huh? what’s all this big fuss?” Scooping up her little girl, she sat in the wooden rocking chair that was placed under the window.
The moon and the stars had overwhelmed the sky that night. Painting intricate designs like no other.
“Look Lyra, as long as the stars shine above our head no harm will come to you.”
No amount of reassurance could calm her, Lady was whining at Clara’s feet as the whole situation was getting more stressful.
A light pink music box sat in a shelf by Clara’s shoulder, reaching over and turning the key a soft melody drifted through the room. The lyrics began to fall easily from the young mothers mouth.
La la lu, la la lu
Oh, my little star sweeper
I'll sweep the stardust for you
A dainty star necklace hung from Clara’s neck, a present from Lando on their 4th anniversary.
A chubby little arm extended upward towards the arrangement of little diamonds as Lyra cooed. Just like her mother she had always been fascinated by things that glow or more specifically stars.
La la lu, la la lu
Little soft, fluffy sleeper
Here comes a pink cloud for you
Lady taking her place as she stood up from the rocking chair, her silk nightgown drifted off the surface to the ground.
With a hand placed on the back of her daughters head, Clara began to shift her weight beginning a soft sway with the hopes to encourage her daughter back to sleep.
The lyrics of the lullaby danced around the room, whispers gracing every corner of the nursery creating a serene atmosphere.
La la lu, la la lu
Little wandering angel fold up your wings
Close your eyes
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Lando stepped through the door of his shared home, sighing as he kicked off his shoes. He was extremely grateful to be home, even if it was 1:23 am. Hours after the time of his planned return.
When he ventured into the lounge, he found the tv still playing, now with the credits rolling and a thick knit blanket haphazardly throw on the floor.
Confused as to where his wife is he began the walk toward their bedroom only to stop at his daughters bedroom door.
La la lu, la la lu
And may love be your keeper
Leaning against the doorframe with his arms folded over his chest, a fond expression sat on his face as he recognised the tune of his daughter’s lullaby.
It was a well know fact within the family that Clara adored the movie lady and the tramp, remembering how she had persuaded him to name their American cocker spaniel after the dog and how she even managed to sneak the movie title into their vows! So when they found out that they would be parents she had already decided what lullaby she wanted to serenade her daughter to calm her back to sleep would be.
Lando had always loved when his wife sung, she truly had the voice of an angel.
La la lu, la la lu, la la lu….
Clara had miraculously soothed her daughter back into her little dream land. Placing her back down into her crib she felt two strong arms wrap around her wait and a head settle into the crook of her neck.
“Sorry i wasn’t here angel, my meeting ran completely over.” Lando whispered into his wife’s neck feeling guilty.
“it’s okay mon amour, i understand how hectic your life is. I’m glad you’re here now.” Clara turned her head to place a kiss on her husbands lips.
“She’s so peaceful, she looks just like you Lando” Clara giggled. It was true Lyra was the spitting image of Lando from her little nose to her bundle of light brown curls.
Walking forward and leaning down to brush a stray hair from his little girls face, he kissed her on her nose and wished her a good night.
Grabbing his wife’s hand, they began the walk back out into the hallway. The soft jingling of a bell and the pitter patter of paws following them.
Landos voice was the last to be heard before the door clicked closed.
“There now, little star sweeper. Dream on”
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hehe please let me know if you enjoyed, i really loved working on this! 🤍
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seat-safety-switch · 6 months
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There's been a lot of talk about small towns in the news lately. If you believe the cultural hive mind, small towns have a unique and distinct way of life that just can't be found in big cities. Friends, I am here to tell you that the only thing you can find more of in small towns is parking, followed shortly by inexplicable multi-generational feuds. The latter idea bores me, so we're gonna talk about all the places you can cram a car when you live in the boonies.
Where I live, in a part of town that used to be called a suburb, back when the cops could drive through it without locking their doors and changing their hats, there's only a few places to park. Driveway. Street. Alley. Back yard, if you're frisky. Out in the Great Unknown, you can park right on your front yard if you so please. You can build a simulated junkyard on your back forty. Maybe shove your cars in something called an "out-building," which despite the name is not where you poop (it is, however, where mice poop.) This bounty of parking space means that you can acquire many, many cars and spend the majority of your life not having to move them for the street sweeper every alternating Tuesday.
So what does this mean? It means that rurals are hoarding all the cars. Without space pressure forcing you to get rid of, say, your 17th Dodge Omni, then it stands to reason that they will just stay there, slowly rotting into the ground. For this reason, I recommend that new car hunters visit the sticks in order to ask farmers to sell them their never-gonna-get-around-to-it hoopties.
Of course, there are some problems. If you roll around out there in a new electric car, or even a moderately clean pickup truck, you'll probably get shot at. They can smell the city slicker on you, and they know that cities are a hotbed of crimes, such as illegally parking, or turning right on a stop sign without coming to a complete stop first. You might be coming there to steal their precious shitboxes!
There is a solution, though. I've gotten ahold of one really shitty 1953 GMC pickup truck. There's no floors, there's not much of a bed, its tires are made out of rubber sourced from floor mats people forgot at the car wash, and the three-speed manual transmission is about as synchronized as the last time I tried to do karaoke. What it does have is honesty, though. You can drive right onto a farmer's property, park it amongst their shitty old pickup trucks, and wait until nightfall without anyone being the wiser. Have your pick! They won't even notice they're gone.
Just bring back the pickup truck. I need it back so I can sell it for way too much money to an authentic, hard-working rural politician who spends all his time in the city.
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pierppasolini · 1 month
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She is diligent and a strong woman. But why March 26th? Is there any reason? Well It's not a big deal... Except, it's the day when I met Kaori for the first time.
City Hunter 2 - Good Luck My Sweeper: City Streets for the Both of Us: Part 2
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satrs · 10 months
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Can you do a blue lock scenario where the reader(preferably she but is fine with gn) is in the kitchen cabinet and is reaching for mug. The blue lock boy is watching her from the corner of his eye but isn’t helping her. The reader is on her tippy toes reaching for the mug and she almost has it and then the mug falls on her head.
Bllk Boys:Isagi, Reo, Rin, Sae, Nagi, and any other boy lock boys you want/can write for
ᥲ/ᥒ ꜝꜝ ✎ hihi yams! thx for the request such a cute idea! Hope you like ittt^^
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ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ; ISAGI YOICHI. REO MIKAGE. ITOSHI RIN. ITOSHI SAE. NAGI SEISHIRO x fem!reader.
ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ; 1.2k
TAGS; fluff. crack. swearing. some mean boysss. slice of life.
ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ (pro players)!
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ISAGI YOICHI
Yoichi didn't think much of it when he saw you on your tippy-toes, hand mere touches away from getting a hold of the mug. His attention went back to the TV until he heard a 'thumb' noise, followed by your cry of pain.
Almost in an instant he was by your side, worry and confusion tinting his face soon disappearing once he saw you - hand rubbing your head in pain with your face twisted in agony and mug shattered on the ground.
He was quick to help you up and lead you away from the dangerous splinters, seating yourself on the couch you fight with tears, head booming in pain.
He looked at you, brows furrowing in worry. "Is it bad?", he asked, your mute answer and scrunched-up face already answer enough for him. "I'm sorry."
You shook your head before turning to the side to hide your tears from him, waving him off. "Could you sweep the mess for me?" Your cracked voice caused the man to carefully examine you, hand turning your head to meet his face. "Wait, are you crying?"
Your lips trembled in his hold, taking your last strength to tell him off, sniffling in the process.
"Just - get rid of that damned mug."
REO MIKAGE
He was in a hurry, an urgent meeting calling for him as he rushed past the kitchen, taking a quick glance at your figure, a stance like a giraffe, determined to reach for something up in the cabinet-supposedly a mug.
He bid you a quick goodbye, not thinking much of it as he headed off to the door, foot soon halting once his ears caught you cursing out in pain. "For fuck's sake!"
It didn't take him long to hurry into the kitchen, finding you leaning against the kitchen counter, hand rubbing your head and face scrunched up in pain and irritation.
"My clumsy baby got hurt?", he said in a teasing manner, taking your head in both of his hands to place a big smooch on your forehead. "There, there. It's going to be alright."
You clicked your tongue in annoyance, freeing from his grasp as you stomped to get a sweeper, pushing it to his chest.
Confusion was written on his face as his gaze switched between you and the floor sweeper. "But baby, I gotta go-" You let out a pity laugh, getting yourself a cold pack from the fridge to ease your booming head. "If you got time for teasing, then you got time to sweep up the mess."
His complaints fell on deaf ears as you made your way to the sink, cleaning a used mug to use it instead, making yourself your morning coffee while the purple-haired man cleaned up the shatters with a pout adoring his handsome features.
He began to speed up his movements as he noticed the time on the clock, tensing up once your firm gaze landed on him. "You better do it properly."
ITOSHI RIN
"Sure you don't want my help?" He inquired from his position on the counter, head resting in his palm as he observed you. "Shut up.I almost got it." You huffed out a breath as you stood up as far as you could, desperately reaching for the mug on the top shelf, curses falling past your lips while your fingers faintly touch the porcelain.
Not moments later you lost your balance, falling victim to gravity with the mug coming right after you. It happend to fast for Rin to do more that stand up in shock as you harshly plopped to the ground, your 'ouch' soon followed by a louder one once the mug fell onto your head.
"Oh my god." Rin sprinted around the counter to get to your aid, mug laying next to your injured form. "Are you alright?" You slapped his helping hand away as you stood up, flashing him an irritated expression. "No, I'm not. Get me a cold pack from the fridge", you grumbled, reaching down for the mug.
Rin did as told, rushing to the fridge in search of a cold pack to ease your pain, rushing back to your side once he noticed the blue-gooey package. "At least the mug is alright."
In a fit of anger, you snatched the cold pack from his hand to place it onto your head right after, slamming the mug down onto the counter, only to shatter it seconds later.
"Well, you should've let me-"
"Don't you say another word, Rin, I dare you."
ITOSHI SAE
"Y/n, could you make me tea?" You swiftly looked at the pro athlete, answering with a quick nod as you abandoned the sink, drying up your hands to open the cabinet, hand lifting up to reach for a mug.
You huffed out a breath as you noticed how far up it was, raising to your tippy-toes. Sae lifted his gaze from his phone at you, eyebrows raising in amusement as he observed you.
Your tongue darted out in concentration, slightly jumping to get the mug into your hold. But your triumphant smile that adored your features once you grasped the mug soon disappeared as you lost your balance, knocking the mug off, it falling to your head.
You still managed to catch it before it would shatter on the floor, placing it onto the counter, silence clouding the air in a thick fog. Sae's snickering laugh managed to ring through the room, your head snapping into his direction.
"I said a 'tea', not put on a show," he sneered. You looked at him in disbelief, eyes wide while Sae was barely able to contain his laughter. "So that's it? Not 'Do you need help?' or 'Are you hurt'?"
He paused for a moment, biting back his smile. "You look alright. A bulge on your head would suit your pretty self too." He was already by your side, petting your head in a teasing manner, before heading off to do his tea himself.
"You're unbelievable."
NAGI SEISHIRO
"Nagi, why do you always have to put the mugs so far up? I'm not as tall as you, you know." His gaze swiftly moved to you as you huffed out an exhausted breath of air, fingertips spreading far up in the air, trying to reach for a mug.
"Dunno what you mean", he mumbled, not sparing your struggling form another glance as his attention went back to his phone, fingers tapping away on it and sounds of gaming music filling your ears.
You looked back at him and sighed, turning back to the obstacle before you. "C'monnn", you say to yourself, fingers frantically waving around to take hold of it.
The frantic movement of your hand reached the mug not soon after, causing it to fall over the edge and hit your head. The sound of the impact with the ground caused the snow-white mess of hair to lift, tired eyes inspecting the situation.
"Huh?" His dense form caused you to click your tongue in annoyance, kneeling down to get a hold of the mug while grumbling. "How many times do I have to tell you, mugs at the bottom and plates at the top? Look at this now, all of it is your fault. Always on that damn phone."
He couldn't help but let a small smirk creep up his lips at your scolding, phone long forgotten as he walked up to you, taking the mug out of your hand to place it at the coffee machine. "Alright, Mom."
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asian-drama-tropes · 7 months
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A Year of Asian Drama Tropes 2024 - Wuxia Edition
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A year long celebration of Asian tropes, this multi fandom event has a monthly selection of prompts for you to choose from!
The theme for 2024 is Wuxia! Rules and FAQ can be found here!
January
Riverbank
Sect/clan conflict
Blood sworn siblings
Amnesia
"When the Sandpiper and the Clam fight each other, it’s the Fisherman who benefits."
February
Go/Shogi/Xiangqi (politics optional)
Flirting through poetry/literature/music
Secret text training upgrade
Drinking under a full moon
"Heaven’s Net is wide, and none can escape its mesh."
March
Peach blossom forest (fight scene optional but likely)
Flying while flirting/fighting (is there even a difference?)
The master chef/burns water couple
Limited time left to live
"The weak are prey to the strong"
April
Big gathering (always ends badly)
Recovery from poisoning (either antidote or internal energy)
Pressure point activation for healing/bondage
Leader of the good aligned martial arts schools
"The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind."
May
Mountain pass (always an ambush)
Disguise that really shouldn't work (but somehow does)
Musical instruments as weapons
Going berserk (for revenge or protective impulses)
"Flying flowers and picking leaves can hurt people"
June
Roof (moonlit fight scene optional but likely)
Confession in the rain (bonus umbrella optional)
Revenge (bonus if intergenerational)
Aphrodisiacs
"No one is killing me but you"/ "No one is killing you but me"
July
Tavern (fight scene optional but likely)
Lovers fighting back to back
Prosaic objects as weapons
Sweeper monk
"2 jin (1.2kg) of cooked beef and a pot of alcohol"
August
Mountaintop
Falling off a cliff (assumed to be dead but actually not)
Reclusive master training upgrade
Ancestor worship
"In the world of martial arts, no technique is faultless, only speed is invincible."
September
Hidden room
Cross dressing
Soup and wound tending (go together)
Villain who has a point
"The prettier a lady, the better she is at lying."
October
Prison (always a rescue)
Coughing up blood
Sleeves as pockets
Harem politics
"The mountain is tall, the river is long, we will meet again."
November
Open windows (secret plan/confession optional but likely)
Repaying a debt (sometimes across generations/time/reincarnation)
Heartbroken alcohol consumption
Shifu
"The truth will eventually show itself."
December
Lake/mountain pool/hot spring (sex optional)
Kneeling in snow/storm as a show of penance/devotion
Gifts of hair care items as courtship
The student becomes the master
"The will of Heaven."
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sensei-venus · 7 months
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Free Show~ (Bobby Brown x Chubby!Reader)
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Kinktober Day 7-Flashing/Tit Job
(Unedited) (Tits, Flashing, Mentions of Alcohol and Drinking, The Other Cobras Being Dudes~)
Bobby felt like his face could literally catch on fire at any minute.
He couldn’t believe what he just witnessed from his girlfriend just moments ago.
Him and the boys had gone out to a late night party in the hills. Bobby only went because the guys begged him to go. They needed a designated driver and seeing as Bobby was team mom, he decided to go. He didn’t need them getting shit faced all alone. Then getting behind the wheel and crashing into some ditch in the hills.
So they all loaded up into Johnny’s car and went off to look for some fun.
The night was slowly getting to be to much for the only responsible cobra. The party they showed up to was loud with dozens of teens. All of which where drinking heavily. The smell of beer and strong liquor permeated the whole house. Most likely stolen from one of the preppy kids parents liquor cabinets. Beer stolen from some middle aged dads refrigerator or something. Bobby had two beers before calling it quits. He didn’t want to get too buzzed. Not wanting to get so drunk he couldn’t drive the others home later.
But by the looks of it he would be there a while.
Dutch was currently grinding on a girl in the packed living room. Johnny was downing beer after beer in some kind drinking competition with some jock. Jimmy was no where to be found in the whole house of debauchery. Bobby had no earthly idea where the guy had gone. Tommy was flirting with some redhead in the kitchen, toothy grin and everything. He could hear their laughter from over the loud music that played somewhere in the house.
It wasn’t long before he had to step out to get some kind of fresh air. The music was slowly starting to get to him. His ears starting to hurt and his head aching. With a loud sigh he pushes past some kids as he makes his way out to the front yard.
The place is deserted of kids, cars line the driveway and along the roadside. Everyone else was inside having the time of their lives. The air is fresh with a light breeze to it. It sends shivers up his back just a little as he looks around. It was way past midnight by now. Stars sparkle in the sky along the full moon that passes over head.
His eyes catch sight of a car as it slowly comes around the corner of the street, the headlights off. He raises a brow and squints his eyes to try and get a better look at it. Slowly it gets closer and closer before it finally stops right in front of the house.
His eyes widen ever so slightly when he realizes who’s car it is. It’s his girlfriends tiny little car. He hears her before he sees her.
His face goes beat red as he hears her giggle and then pop out the passenger side window. It’s like his mind doesn’t even understand what’s happening. One second he’s looking at his pretty girlfriend just giggling at him.
The next minute she pulling her top up and flashing him her fat naked tits.
She yanked her shirt back down a millisecond later giggling the whole time. A huge smile sweeper across her face. Eyes sparking with mischief as she looked to her boyfriend. Clearly she thought it was a great gag to suddenly flash her pretty titties to her boyfriend while in-front of a huge party house.
“Sweety what are you doing!? You can’t just flash me in front of some strangers house. What if someone saw you?!” Bobby almost yelled as he ran over to her car.
She tried to cover her mouth as she continued to giggle at his reaction. She shuffles back into her seat. Bobby quickly opened the passenger side door and slid in shutting the door with a loud thunk.
“I’m sorry but it was to funny not to! I heard about the party from Suzy, I just knew the guys where going to show up. I also guessed that they where going to try and get wasted while they where at it. Leaving my baby to drag their drunk asses home.” She whinnied at him. Her lips pulled into a big pout as she looked over at him. Eyes big and wide under the light of the moon. Bobby sighed but gave a small smile. He couldn’t be exactly mad at her for just trying to rile him up.
“Your not drunk are you?” She cocked her head to the side.
“No of course not! I only had like two beers then stopped. I stepped outside because I got bored and…and my head started to hurt from the loud music. It’s almost as if the music is making the whole house buzz.” Bobby held his head a little. Even with the fresh air he still felt a little sick, his head starting to pound. The little alcohol he had did nothing to help or even worsen the growing pain in his skull.
Reader was quick to notice the change in the boys posture. The way he held his head made worry start to bubble in her gut. His crystal blue eyes looked dull and foggy to her. The pain in his face was clear to her.
“You know I might have the perfect thing that might help you feel a little better.” She said in a slightly teasing voice. Blinking a few time Bobby raised a brow and looked over to her. She giggled a little and shook her chest. With a teasing smile she goes on “You know I didn’t wear a bar just so I could flash you. Maybe they can help you self soothe a little~” her hands slowly felt up her chest. With some grace she slowly ran her hands down her soft side before grabbing the edge of her shirt. Slowly she pulled it up to reveal her belly then her plump breasts.
They hung heavy and full which made Bobby go even redder in the face then before. His brown locks did little to hide his red ears.
Her nipples pebbles in the cool night air. They stood at full attention waiting to be played with. The boy couldn’t help but feel his mouth start to salivate the longer he looked at them. His girlfriends big tits always had that effect on him. The fact she was always up to show them to him didn’t help his reaction. She just loves to show them off every chance she got.
Just for him of course, even the other guys where a little jealous. He knew they would never tell that to his face but he knew they talked about it. That fact that his girlfriend had some of the biggest tits in school. That she only let him play with them. Never in public but they knew outside the public eye he was messing with them all he wanted to. Bobby was respectful enough to not try and feel her up to much while out in public.
When they where at his house or hers, that’s was a totally different story.
“Y-you mean it? Right now?” She flicked her lashes as she grabbed one of her tits hard. Playing with the soft flesh “Of course honey, you can suck on them as long as you want. We won’t stop until you feel all better…or until you have to go drag the idiots out of the house I guess.” Bobby smirked.
Moments later her was softly sucking around her breast. Tongue lashing across the skin of her tit just right. She let out a light sigh and tilted her head back ever so gently. Soon he was licking at her nipples, pulling at the flesh of both. He abandoned one to suck on the other. His head rested against her, body firm against hers. One of her hands rested in his brown hair to help guid him along.
Soft suckling against her tit made her smile, looking down at him. He was ever so gentle. Eyes slightly closed.
“Such a good boy for me, just relax for me.” Reader hummed.
All he could really do was moan out from around her fat tit. Her hand creasing the back of his neck. He moaned while sulking one of her nice fat nipples while one of his hands played with her other tit. Fingers pulling at the hard flesh. Keeping them nice and hard while making Reader jerk. It had him smiling the whole time
This was the best night ever, minus having to take home a bunch of morons in the next few hours.
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sonicasura · 16 days
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You know what would be hilarious? A scenario where Kafka ends up raising a Godzilla/Gojira. Yes, I'm still on a kaiju kick and just saw the latest Kaiju No 8 episode so why not?
It all happens at least 12 years before canon during a job. The latest Kaiju corpse was a digger class whose constant tunneling had severely damaged the ground so the Monster Sweepers were already walking on eggshells. Kafka was gathering a DNA sample until the ground collapses underneath him.
He falls into a hidden chamber where a single giant 9 ft tall egg stands before him. The item hatches covering Kafka in yolk as a baby Godzilla/Gojira emerges much to his dismay. He's at first worried about being a snack until the baby licks him and implants a larger fear. The infant had imprinted on him.
Little Gojira/Godzilla flees before rescue services shows up to rescue Kafka. The man doesn't mention the baby and lies saying he fell into an already hatched egg. Kafka thinks it won't be important as he prays the tiny kaiju forgets him.
NOPE! Not even a day later, the man wakes up to scratching on his apartment door. The baby came back and truly imprinted on him. Kafka doesn't know what to do at all. He's trying to join the Defense Force, which kills Kaiju, and having a baby one believing he is its parent contradicts the entire idea.
Kafka doesn't think he can snuff out Gojira/Godzilla's life and reluctantly accepts his fate. Thus the man commits one of the biggest taboos by raising the baby lizard. Gojira/Godzilla is a bit different from the kaiju in KN8 series.
He has no core and can't be tracked by the Defense Force's systems. An anomaly that earned Gojira/Godzilla the title 'Phantom Kaiju'. There have been calls but the Big G always flees before he could be properly identified.
While raising Gojira/Godzilla, Kafka often snuck him to the clean up site so he could eat off the corpses. He wanted to make sure the little guy was big and strong enough to fend for himself out in the wild. Kafka taught Gojira/Godzilla to avoid the Defense Force at all times while not being a hassle to any nearby civilians.
Even when his kaiju son grew to the size of a house, surprise visits were bound to happen. Kafka's bond with Gojira/Godzilla has grown to the point that they can understand and sense each other's presence. Something which drags the kaiju into the Defense Force's crosshairs once the man gains his powers.
(Our Kaiju is an adolescent during canon, 80 meters in size, as his fully grown size will be 120m. My personal take is a mix between 1993 Zilla and the current Monsterverse iteration because I'm very familiar with both. Grump with a side of little shit behavior wise.)
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Gojira/Godzilla immediately tracks down Kafka upon his first transformation that fateful night. You can bet Reno wasn't exactly ready to find out his senpai raised a kaiju in secret for 12 years, much less the infamous Phantom. He was absolutely throwing out theories about Gojira/Godzilla being linked to Kafka's Kaiju form, which the man vehemently denies.
The man ain't escaping the Phantom Kaiju is Kaiju No 8's biological child theories though. Gojira/Godzilla gonna show up whenever Kafka uses his powers like in canon because their bond translates it as a signal flare. Think an emotion based Bat Signal to a giant Batman.
Gojira/Godzilla will retain their Phantom Kaiju title since he was never properly registered in the system years ago. The big guy is still associated with Kafka's kaiju form as he almost always shows up. Our dear himbo definitely working on that since he doesn't want his son to keep misinterpreting his transformation like that.
Kafka and Gojira/Godzilla are two disastrous peas in a pod who drags everyone into their insanity.
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mariacallous · 2 months
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When Russia first invaded Ukraine in 2014, annexing the Crimean Peninsula and bringing turmoil and destruction to Ukraine’s eastern regions, many people—both outside Ukraine and inside it—found it easier to ignore the violence unfolding in the country’s east than admit that war had returned to Europe. This included creative artists, who rarely mentioned the war in their works, not least because they feared scaring off the Russian fans who constituted much of their audience.
As Ukrainians all over the country woke up to explosions on Feb. 24, 2022, the truth could no longer be ignored: The “big war” had truly begun. Today, the country’s art is catching up to the truth of war.
Before 2022, few Ukrainian artists and entertainers openly mentioned the ongoing war in their works. In fact, many pop stars like Ivan Dorn or Luna continued to perform in Russia and created works aimed, first and foremost, at the Russian market and in the Russian language. When criticized for this by their Ukrainian fans, many dodged the subject, claimed to be “apolitical,” or explained their actions as “trying to build a bridge” between Russia and Ukraine.
“My music isn’t about politics, it’s about healing souls,” Luna said in a lengthy interview with Russian opposition journalist Xenia Sobchak in 2021. “That’s why I don’t pay attention to the critics back home trying to make me feel guilty for giving concerts in Russia.” Similarly, Dorn claimed that by interacting with Russian listeners he was “trying to capture as many people as possible with my music so that they would never attack my own country.”
But the main reasons were pragmatic ones: The large and relatively rich Russian market has long been attractive to Ukrainian performers, much like the American market for the English-speaking world. Making films or music built around a Ukrainian context could scare off Russian fans, so the overwhelming majority of content made in the 2000s and 2010s was tailored to sound and look as neutral as possible, devoid of any references to local events or personalities. There were, of course, notable exceptions.
Musicians, such as singer and veteran military paramedic Anastasiia Shevchenko, better known by her pseudonym СТАСІK, wrote songs openly referencing the war in their lyrics and music videos. Indie rapper Stas Koroliov released an entire album in 2021 of tracks inspired by the war and society’s apathy toward it. It contained lyrics like “I now understand that to become a messiah you just need to state the obvious: My homeland is at war with Russia.”
While mainstream comedies that wanted both Ukrainian and Russian box office sales steered clear of any references to recent domestic events, independent movies were more willing to process the violence taking place in Ukraine’s eastern regions and the loss of Crimea. Wartime dramas such as Tymur Yashchenko’s U311 Cherkasy (named after the naval mine sweeper blocked by Russian forces during the capture of Crimea) and Maryna Er Gorbach’s Klondike addressed specific events of the Russo-Ukrainian war, while Nariman Aliev’s 2019 drama Homeward was a meditation on what the loss of Crimea meant for its indigenous Tatar population. Other films, such as Volodymyr Tykhyi’s dramedy Our Kitties, tried to find humor amid the heartbreak and horrors faced by the Ukrainian soldiers stationed on the frontlines.
Everything changed in early 2022, when war—previously treated as a niche subject that was likely to scare off people looking for light entertainment—quickly became the only topic most Ukrainians were interested in. As missiles rained down, entertainers suddenly realized that they could not remain apolitical bystanders any longer.
Almost every popular musician spoke out against the invasion, with several (such as Dasha Astafieva and Vitaly Kozlovskiy) apologizing for performing in Russia and platforming their Russian colleagues in recent years. “I felt like a zombie while performing in Russia. I’d arrive, smile mechanically at everyone, do the set and return home. Russia has a lot of money but it’s a soulless place,” Astafieva wrote in a social media post shortly after the start of the full-scale invasion. Many artists—such as Antytila leader Taras Tolopya, singer Yarmak, and most of the lineup of cult Kharkiv-based hip-hop group TNMK—took up arms and joined the Armed Forces of Ukraine, while others took to volunteering by raising funds and sourcing equipment for Ukrainian soldiers, performing on the frontlines, or training as medics.
Some of their personal stories exemplified Ukraine’s modern civic identity, which has little to do with ethnicity or where you were born. Instead, for many, it’s a choice. Take Yulia Yurina: The Russian-born musician first came to Ukraine as a 18-year-old student in 2012 and soon joined forces with Ukrainian-born Stas Koroliov to form critically acclaimed pop-folk duo Yuko. Today, Yurina—still formally a Russian citizen despite publicly renouncing her citizenship and applying for a Ukrainian passport—is not only a beloved performer, whose recent album encapsulates much of the anger and grief felt by the average Ukrainian, but also a volunteer working tirelessly to provide the Ukrainian Armed Forces with weapons and equipment. “I dance through the bullets as air raid sirens sing to me,” Yurina sings on one of the album’s tracks. “I am disgusted by what you’ve done here, you’re killing souls but you won’t be able to kill our dreams. We are not your friends, your family, or your lovers.”
During the first months of the war, a new subgenre of locally produced music arose. “Bayraktar-core” (the semi-ironic name came from how often these songs mentioned the Turkish drones used to great effect by Ukrainian forces in the early stages of the war) songs were simple, composed over a mere few weeks, catchy, and characterized by their aggressive optimism, constant references to recent events, local politicians, wartime memes, and foreign allies (Boris Johnson, then British prime minister, was mentioned often).
What these songs lacked in lyrical nuance and musical innovation they more than made up for by giving millions of Ukrainians a sense of unity and community amid the chaos and horror. “Occupiers came to Ukraine, wearing new uniforms and driving military vehicles,” go the lyrics of one of the most popular “Bayraktar-core” songs. “But their equipment was soon ruined by the Bayraktar!” Some, such as a viral mashup sampling a folk tune and a phrase spoken by Johnson, made the leap over to English-language social media.
While simple war-themed entertainment (or even anything vaguely patriotic and uplifting) might have been enough for listeners and viewers in the early months of the war, the artistic questions got sharper as the fight went on.
Did performers who left the country soon after the full-scale invasion have a right to make money off of songs mentioning the horrors others faced while staying in Ukraine? Could writers who hadn’t personally experienced life under Russian occupation use the devastation in say, Bucha or Mariupol, in their stories? And what if they conducted interviews with the people who had? Many of these questions lack definite answers, but the public response to various works inspired by the war have been noticeably different.
When writer Daria Gnatko announced in late 2022 that she would be publishing a novel set in Russian-occupied Bucha, many pointed out that not enough time had passed to properly process the events that had transpired in the town, and wondered whether writing a story like this without conducting in-depth interviews with the survivors of the occupation was a form of exploitation. The book, along with another upcoming work by Gnatko, a novel inspired by the destruction and occupation of Mariupol, was postponed indefinitely by the publisher after a wave of public criticism.
Likewise, popular writer Kateryna Babkina’s latest novel Mom, Do You Remember? was met with controversy after the author, who had spent much of the war abroad, announced that the plot would be inspired by the occupation of Bucha. Some reviewers were concerned that not enough time had passed since the liberation of Kyiv Oblast and that the subject was still too triggering for most readers, while others darkly suspected Babkina had only mentioned the tragically famous town when announcing the book to draw more attention to her work.
However, most of this criticism was limited to social media, while the reviews in local publications were much more enthusiastic about the novel—which is told from the perspective of a teenage girl narrowly escaping from Russian occupation with her infant half-sister and trying to build a life for them both abroad—and described it as a touching and delicate work full of compassion.
“If for some Ukrainians the book is therapeutic, for foreigners, in particular for Poles, who can already read Babkina’s story, it gives a more internal context about what war victims experience—who walk the same streets and visit the same shops as they do—actually go through. What challenges and problems they face, what they feel, why some do not learn the language and choose to return home despite the missile attacks, and what is happening in the hearts of millions of children who were forced to grow up one day when their world was destroyed by Russia,” wrote a reviewer for the Polish-Ukrainian outlet Sestry.
The truth is that when it comes to describing experiences as traumatic as an ongoing war, there isn’t going to be a one-size-fits-all perspective or approach. Some readers find works written about or vaguely inspired by something they or their loved ones went through therapeutic, while others find them triggering or even offensive.
When it comes to film, meanwhile, the pre-2022 offerings were earnest but often unwatched. Reviewers treated these movies as important pieces of cinema, but ones that described horrors most Ukrainians preferred not to dwell on for too long. After the full-scale invasion, however, a dark realization dawned: The wartime dramas were now reflections of our own collective experience, and no romantic comedy or workplace drama was going to stop you from thinking about shrapnel and blood.
That was supplemented by the belief that Ukrainians had to bear witness. At a time when many civilians felt abandoned by human rights organizations’ failure to document Russian war crimes (Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy personally called out the International Red Cross over its inaction after the destruction of the Nova Kakhovka dam, while Amnesty International found itself in hot water after publishing a much-criticized report accusing Ukraine of endangering its own civilians), filmmakers took this challenge upon themselves. Documentaries shot during the siege of Mariupol, after the liberation of Bucha, and during the near-constant shelling of Kharkiv became a powerful tool for cultural diplomacy, encouraging non-Ukrainians to support Ukraine, and an instrument to counter Russian propaganda and war fatigue in the West. Perhaps the best-known example is the Oscar-nominated documentary film 20 Days in Mariupol, which garnered universally positive reviews at home and abroad and offered viewers a unique glimpse into the horrors faced by the residents and defenders of the besieged city.
One unexpected wartime challenge is creating entertainment aimed at children. How do you keep kids of vastly different ages entertained while sitting in cold, poorly-lit bomb shelters for hours on end? How do you teach them the rules of wartime safety in an accessible and easy-to-remember format? How do you help them process the heartbreak of losing loved ones, having parents on the frontlines, or living in constant fear of missiles and drones? And perhaps most importantly, how do you begin to broach the topic that there are people who want these kids and their entire families dead? This is when Patron—a real-life sapper dog who became an unexpected celebrity among both kids and adults alike—came in handy.
The wildly popular Jack Russell Terrier, who works as a detection dog and mascot for the State Emergency Service of Ukraine first caught the public’s eye in early 2022, when the dog was awarded a medal for locating and helping defuse unexploded mines left behind by Russian forces after they were driven out of Chernihiv. A video of the bulletproof vest-wearing puppy went viral, and the newly famous dog was soon making charity appearances, visiting kids harmed by the war in hospitals across the country, and even got his own animated web show and book series. Content starring Patron is produced in partnership with UNICEF and aims to teach Ukrainian kids the importance of staying away from abandoned landmines, avoiding suspicious objects left behind by the invading army, and staying brave under difficult circumstances.
Undoubtedly, the full-scale invasion of Ukraine has led to a heightened interest toward local art both among Ukrainians and foreigners, as well as provided an entire generation of artists with stories of sacrifice, courage, and defiance—stories that, despite their complexity, simply must be told, and that may well become modern classics at an international scale. When Penguin Press bought the rights to Ukrainian writer and soldier Oleksandr Mykhed’s autobiographical novel The Language of War, publishing director Casiana Ionita described the book as “a war book that will be read 10, 20, 50 years from now.” But it’s unclear if enough foreign publishers are ready to break their long-standing tradition of viewing events in Ukraine solely through the eyes of their Moscow-educated authors and allow Ukrainians on the frontlines to speak for themselves, like Mykhed, before the war claims them too.
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Sweeper's Limerick Legacy, AKA "Limerick" by Elizabeth Sescilla Via Flickr: Photo copyright, Mark J. Barrett www.markjbarrett.com Affectionately known as "Limmy Lou Lou". He is a registered Gypsy Vanner Horse (AKA Gypsy Horse/Gypsy Cob). His sire is The Roadsweeper from Gypsy Gold (www.gypsygold.com) and his dam is Kaeli from Big Pine Farm 
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