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thestarwarslesbian · 6 months

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Time to rewatch star wars (2)

Now it's time for:

A long time ago in a galxay far far away

Once again the tital scrowl.

I love this film, it has to be my favourtie out of all the star wars films.

My sunshine boy is in the snow

I love the design of the tantuns.

I Love that Han is still with Luke and Leia after 3 years since ANH.

LUKE!!!!

Han's blue coat - we love it.

Chewie doesn't like that Han is helping everyone but him.

I can feel the sexual tension between Leia and Han.

Han is a bisexaul disaster at moments in this film.

3PO you are so right he is in danger.

Han really went "Well I'm off to go rescue my twink."

Luke still needs training in the force or he needs to learn about lower power mode on the lightsabers.

R2 is probely worried about lossing another skywalker again.

Ghosts!

Han found luke a very disoriented Luke.

I think they cuddled for warmth after Han maneged to set up the shelter.

Han is being sassy again.

I want to see the verison when Han and Luke kiss.

LEIA NO!!! That's your brother. Your twin brother as well.

Han had a major bisexual panic and was floored.

Guess that wasn't a metoer.

The imperial march - I'm always shocked when I realise it's not in ANH.

The falcon is blowing up.

I also like Luke's hair is this film - What can I say his hair is a master peice.

Han does care for Luke.

I love Vader's spinny chair.

Force chock from a distence - disney really did ruin star wars.

Those ships went down like it was nothing.

Trip them up.

Han has to do all the work.

I like that the people in flying the ships have their X-wings parked close by to make a quick escape.

Han going back for Leia and then having to give her a lift is funny to me.

Luke with a grapeling hook.

Vader on the base - at lest they got away fast enough.

Han having to pull 3PO through the door is funny to me.

Guns that pop out from underneath are cool.

At lest Luke knows that his friends got out okay.

Luke is off to dagobar.

Han us truly great at flying.

3PO tried to tell you.

Astroid field time baby.

Never tell Han the odds

Yes fly into the belly of the beast.

Crash landing.

R2s little camera poking out of the water is so cute as it bobs around.

Vader did bot get NHS medical care.

Vader has probely flown in an astroid feild before.

I do love Han and his sas/firting.

This outfit is my favourite on Luke.

You have to charge the driod otherwise you are stuck out there.

Yoda could easily best Luke.

Do you think R2 would have PTSD from Yoda hitting him in the head and when he sees grogu it's just no no no.

Yoda is toatly provoking R2.

The Kiss!!!!!!!

3PO! get out of there.

Giant hologram.

Also first time you see the empror.

Vader must be so confused because he has a son and he didn't realise.

Vader belives he is no longer Anakin and that means that Luke would only be Vader's son if he joined the darkside.

Luke is bitchy and wants to go home and help people already Yoda just doesn't understand that.

I love that Qui-gon had not been created yet and so it was Yoda trained Obi-wan but Yoda is very manipulative of Obi-wan to get him in his own lineage that it ultimalty leads to Obi-wan's death and the fall of the jedi order.

Luke just keeps banging his head he's not to old but to tall.

Of course something lives in the belly of the beast.

JEDI TRAINING!!!!!

I love Luke in this film.

Story time with Yoda.

Do or do not there is no try Luke.

First time I saw the bit in the dark cave I thought it was Leia's face not Lukes.

The score in ESB is amazing.

BOBA FETT BOBA FETT BOBA FETTT

Run guys.

Lifting rocks on one hand - a great past time.

The force it can lift anything.

You just need some training first.

The X-wing looks so cool to me in this bit.

This just proves how clever Han is and Boba Fett as well.

Lando? Oh yeah just be careful.

Luke is getting better with the force now.

Luke could sense they were in danger before they where.

I like the idea that Lando was a clone but I don't think it would have fit him as a character and am instead glad that they chose Boba Fett to be from the clones.

Lando and his cloak.

Han and Lando toatly had sex.

I want to write an AU where Luke stays on Dagobah and never got that vision.

Luke did keep his promise.

Another? I wonder who that could be.

Han and Leia are couple goals.

VADER AND BOBA FETT!!!

That is a way to make dael to keep them away.

Han's really about to go thorough it for a while.

3PO really just wants to be on striaght.

Leis doesn't seem as bad as han.

The way she storkes Han's hair.

Han is very protectove of Luke.

Vader knows it workes he's been frozeen in carbonite before.

'I know' best respone to I love you.

He lies Lando.

Luke be careful Vader is there.

Yeah tell him Leia.

She tried to warn you.

Yeah fight!!!!!

I love that Long Shot with the sabers ready to fight.

This fight. :]

Lando is a bad ass in this film.

Chewie hates Lando now, but Lando is trying to help.

R2 is shokath that 3PO is in pecies.

The cinamatogrpahy in the light saber scence in the carbornite room is amazing, with the lightsabers lighting up the room.

Vader doesn't know about Yoda.

I love that Luke can already use the force to soften his landings.

Through the window you go.

Lando mhas started a mass evaxtuation.

Smoke screen.

3PO's sass is amazing.

Be careful Luke.

Vader can fight just a bit better

Nethermind, Luke has lost a hand now.

my poor sunshine boy.

WHAT A PLOT TWIST.

Luke was like I would rather die than join you even with this new revelation.

I would not have been able to keep that secret.

I think Luke did consider to joining the dark side but decided to nope on out of there and fall down a hole with the force to help and one less hand.

What a conviently placed anter.

I think Luke must have recongined that Leia was force sensitve on some level.

My question is did Luke get the X-wing back I forgot? If so how?

How else would two characters meet other than when one is dying.

Luke probely didn't even realise it was someone new.

Leia. Once again that is your brother.

Vader wants his son alive at least.

Already calling him father, I thought it would take longer to be honest.

Can we talk about how cut my sunshine boy looks minus one hand and looks like he is a dead man walking.

R2!!!! He did it but then he also fell down a hole right after.

Lando just has to borrow clothes now.

Fancy new hand. Anakin's in AotC looked better.

You can see the whole galaxy from there.

10/10

Best star wars film ever.

Next is PM. Yes I am doing them in a werid order.

#star wars #comentary #empire strikes back #it's just the thoughts of a lesbain who has seen star wars more times than she can count

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