Adding to the Kaer Morhen bestiary collection one volume at a time.
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Some backwater village alderman, giving them the sideye: So are you guys... like...?
Geralt: He’s my ba-
Jaskier:
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Jaskier writing his BOP of a breakup song after The Mountain:
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The closer you get to Kaer Morhen, the louder the “Big Time Rush” theme song becomes...
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PSA
Geralt in a cute floral crop top that says BEEFCAKE across the tiddies in all-capital Times New Roman.
That is all.
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Redanian Intelligence: There have been several confirmed reports of Geralt being tied to a tree by unidentified captors. Smoke machines and fake snow are also present on the set.
Me, who is Into That:
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I think Geralt should apologize in season 2 by singing and doing elaborate burlesque level choreography to "Ultimate" from the Freaky Friday (2003) soundtrack.
No I do not accept criticism, constructive or otherwise.
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Geralt when he shows up at Oxenfurt and sees Jaskier in all his academic glory:
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