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piinfeathers · 1 year

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netflix in about two years once stranger things and henry cavill are gone

#the witcher #netflix #geralt of rivia #henry cavill #yes i made this #i’m just shitposting through the pain at this point #somebody go save my girl anya

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hannibard · 6 months

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I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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spielzeugkaiser · 1 year

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Jaskiers beauty routine did explain a plot hole once and will do it again.

#I am done with shitposting now I AM #the witcher #geralt #jaskier #the witcher netflix #Jaskier didn't age?? Geralts new face??#Jaskiers face masks are a THING #and now back to the usual shenaningans and geraskier lovechild

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madame-helen · 8 months

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sixpossumsinaclownsuit · 9 months

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#highly scientific analyzation #henry cavill truther #henry cavill #bring henry back #witcher #the Witcher #witcher x reader #Geralt #Geralt of Rivia #witcher shitpost #witcher season 3 #Netflix Witcher #dc comics #dc universe #superman #henry cavill superman

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hanzajesthanza · 11 months

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you know those charts depicting the rapid growth of domestic chickens over the decades

well, after seeing the original publication of a shard of ice in fantastyka magazine (topic for another post because it really is just wonderfully illustrated by jarosław musiał)

i was thinking, after seeing these illustrations... when my heart jumped for joy at seeing art of books-geralt, taking no visual influence from adaptations-not-yet-made...

(i've censored yennefer's sorceress-presenting... for tumblr)

that the remarkably-accurate-to-his-prose-descriptions-shaped geralt looks nothing like his modern interpretations

and, well...

when lined up like this, it really is more drastic than you think. what ARE they doing to him. bring who and what geralt is supposed to be back. this is so unfair. for geralt and for the body standards these changes represent

#like look at his long white-as-milk hair and then look at cavill's filthy mop and tell me that that nonsense is book-accurate #this scale also works to represent Love (leftmost) to Utter Contempt (rightmost)#geralt of rivia #the witcher #geralt #the witcher books #the witcher games #the witcher netflix #fantastyka #jarosław musiał #day five hundred of crying over books geralt #an important post although its framed like a shitpost. im serious. twn's writing sucks but their appearance and casting also sucks

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florence-welch-enthusiast · 2 years

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ugh i fucking hate this dude *ships him with my favorite character*

#nandermo #hannigram #kiribaku #stuilly #geraskier #i have beef with nandor hannibal bakugou billy and geralt from time to time (most of the time)#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nbc hannibal #my hero academia #mha #scream #scream 1996 #the witcher on netflix #the witcher #shitpost #text post

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dandelion-and-the-wolf · 1 year

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Netflix writers making Jaskier a minuscule percent elf, probably to cover the fact he called himself “other”: that’ll stop them trying to insist the bard is queer constantly!

Joey Batey, out here doing the Lord’s work as usual: Oh, two Jaskier’s in a room would absolutely bend each other over the bar and fuck themselves silly.

#the witcher #jaskier #netflix the witcher #joey batey #the witcher jaskier #jaskier the bard #just let us have this one thing #let joey have this one thing #he’s earned it #the witcher shitpost #the witcher show #jaskier is not straight #i will die on this fucking hill #julian alfred pankratz #mine #dandelion talks #blood origins #blood origin spoilers

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dannydevitosthiccdog · 6 months

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'He was a good character until they made him Bisexual'

Bitch he was ALWAYS BI.

#Jaskier #netflix witcher #blorbo #witcher #shitpost

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fandom-junk-drawer · 1 year

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The Witcher Season 4

I will not apologize for this

Jaskier: *looking out the front door*: What the f**k is that? What the f**k is-? Is that a f***ing Witcher?!

Stray Witcher: *stares*

Jaskier: Hey! Don't f***ing look at me like that! That's a weird looking f***ing Witcher! Yen! Hey, there's a stray Witcher outside! I don't want it starting a fight with Roach!

Jaskier: *talking to Roach, who is hiding on the roof*: Roach, it's okay! pspsps! It's okay Roach, don't worry about it!"

Jaskier: "Yen, there's a weird f***ing stray Witcher outside and it looks-"

Jaskier: *looking closer* "It kinda looks like Geralt the f***ing thing"

Jaskier: *yelling at the Witcher* "Hey, get the f**k outta here!"

Jaskier: "I don't even know if that's a f***ing Witcher!"

Jaskier: "BLINK MOTHERF***ER!"

Stray Witcher: * starts walking toward Jaskier*

Jaskier: *running away* "AAAAAHHHHH, NoNoNoNoNONO!"