#bro is just possessive that’s all

[crowizerr]

Diarmuid swears that Cú is a good boy

#diarcu #the diarcu agenda #cu chulainn #diarmuid ua duibhne #fate/stay night #fate stay series #fate stay night #fate/zero #fate zero #fate series #fate grand order #fsn #artist #art tag #he’s a good boy #bro is just possessive that’s all #sorry i haven’t posted in a bit i was not feeling good lol #your honour them 🥰

[mammalsofaction]

Someone pointed out to me in one of my posts that the reason Perry was SO pissed off during OWCA files was bc he's jealous Heinz was spending time with so much of his co-workers, and Ive since been thinking about this and I genuinely hate how much this makes sense.

Obviously that isn't the ONLY reason, but. This is the second recorded time where Heinz ends up working for OWCA and BOTH times Perry spends the entire episode inexplicably grumpy and pissed.

You COULD say it's bc he's wary, he doesn't trust Heinz to behave professionally as an agent when he takes so much pride as an agent himself and incompetency pisses him off (true). Also that Heinz is lumped as his responsibility, and agent Lone Wolf hates being saddled to a person.....but these arguments crumble in light for a few facts.

1. Perry doesn't have THAT much respect for OWCA, and certainly not Francis, ESPECIALLY if they piss him off. See the aftermath of Undercover Carl. Its not a respect issue.

2. Perry knows what Heinz is like. He LIKES spending time with Heinz, and as early as the events in "Come Home Perry," HE knows that he can trust Heinz to always have his back. Its not a trust issue.

3. Perry is hugely supportive of Heinz reforming, and in MML, it's HIS money being the first and foremost funds provider for Heinz to start a time travelling agency. He likes Heinz turning tide fine, so long as he doesn't shut Perry out or leave him behind. It's not a Being Good issue.

So why was he pissed off?? Well. What's the ONE thing that upsets Perry, without fail, when it comes to his loved ones that isn't them being in undeniable danger.

Sharing. Perry hates sharing.

#Perryshmirtz #phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #heinz Doofenshmirtz #meta piece #more of my Possessive Perry agenda #i need my dude to chill out QUICKLY and IMMEDIATELY #tell bro no one is taking Heinz away he can have him 😭😭😭😭 #this is why i love all the OWCA Heinz AUs where Perry is upset #cus like its a combination of so many things #its having to work in a team+newbies cramping his groove #but also it's Heinz always being in the forefront of trouble all the time #and he has to SHARE and he HATES sharing so going into this he was #ALREADY upset before all the shit happens #perry's control freak mind just has trouble with the idea of his loved ones in actual danger so much of the time so #i cant imagine how hard it is thinking about Heinz running headlong into danger all the time as his obligation demands him #poor thing. youre gonna give the platypus cardiac arrest

[imminent-danger-came]

They're so fucking mean

#''When I could do magic I finally felt like myself'' -> get's possessed because he used magic #''I felt like myself!'' -> ''parts of yourself you can't understand'' #I'm fine #I'm fine!!! #Also god Finnegran's ''You have all the power and control here! If you care about them so much set them free'' #Like bro just shoot me at this point #Truly Callum wanting the freedom to do what he wants to do is everything to me #wait huh do you hear something- *Sun Wukong hits me in the back of the head with a steal chair* #tdp #the dragon prince #tdp parallels #tdp callum

[crehador]

the huge cast in dead mount death play occasionally makes for such hilarious moments, like there are so many different teams and factions that when two people fight for the first time they often have no idea why they're fighting or have the completely wrong idea of why they're fighting

and they'll say seemingly clever things like "so you can turn parts of your body into a bat... ah, i know... you must be solitaire's apprentice" with complete certainty but like no babygirl. there are 50 other unaffiliated people in shinjuku who could've taught her to do that

#crab watches #dead mount death play #ok i'm overestimating it at 50 but point being #it's just SO funny #when there are moments of like characters going ''i know EXACTLY what's going on here now'' but bro knows nothing #bro is just wrong #when they're half-wrong half-right is hilarious too #''this child fortune teller has something to do with my missing mentor'' well yes and no #your mentor is dead but he is a sentient pen in the child fortune teller's possession so you almost got it i guess #in all fairness it's hard to realize your mentor is dead when the child fortune teller is helping him possess a dead pigeon #to call you on the phone #eta: LMAOOO HOSOROGI JUST SAID IT BUT IN A WAY EASILY MISTAKEN AS FIGURATIVE #TSUBAKI-CHAN I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER AND FEEL LIKE A FOOL WHEN YOU FIND OUT

[itsamenickname]

Do you know what I think the internet needs?

More protective/jealous Luigi.

Now don't get me wrong, I love the wholesome idea of Bowser being protective over Luigi (or getting jealous if someone jokingly messes and/or flirts with Luigi), but wouldn’t it also be both funny and kind of adorable if Luigi's the more protective/jealous one between him and his 7-foot tall dragon-turtle boyfriend?

#luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario au #I'm not entirely sure what exactly inspired me to think about this idea if I'm being honest here #though I will say that I know this idea has been done before #I remember seeing a drawing a Bowuigi artist made about a month ago that touched on the idea of Luigi being protective over Bowser #which I thought was cool #there's also a really cool angst Bowuigi au of an au I like where Luigi is obsessed with Bowser #but other than that drawing and that au I don't think protective/jealous Luigi has been explored all that much #at least I don't think it's been explored all that much #idk I'm just really intrigued with the idea of Luigi being protective/possessive over Bowser right now #especially when you realize that Bowser could very easily destroy the people who are messing/flirting with him #because he's...y'know...a 7-foot dragon-turtle thing #Today on what is nickname thinking about right now #bowuigi top Luigi au

[moeblob]

Windy at my house + power flickering = no comm work = quick laptop doodle

#my characters #i genuinely hoped the wind would die down but like ??? nah? #and the last time we lost power without an actual storm it WAS bc of wind #and so i just get so panicked over please dont fry my tablet with a power surge #if it calms down by tonight i really wanna work on art since i spent almost all day yesterday struggling with a pose and i finally #think i thought of something that could work and then (gestures to the wind) fuck me #also in regards to these two you have seen me drawing deacon a lot recently and i only drew armya once so far #she is a devoted follower to fulj which is really rare since fulj no longer has a large following nor a temple #so when fulj finds her its comforting and reassuring and she adores armya a lot #however the fact that fulj relentlessly teases deacon and calls him names is like..... ok wait would you really be mean to me if it wasnt #for her ? like would you still pick on me? :c and shes like lol yeah dude absolutely #deacon is just constantly dunked on by the lightning group and hes so sad because he wanted to be friends :c #but also the guy wouldnt really recognize the followers if it wasnt for the traces of lady fulj #so if they would wander into the city without having been possessed recently he probably wouldnt even cast a glance their way #nothing personal he just straight up doesnt decipher looks fast at all #he could think they look familiar but then not know why ESPECIALLY if they wear something he's not used to them in #like if armya showed up in something other than her loose white jacket he would not be able to go AH YES ARMYA immediately #he identifies people by hair or clothing details so it kinda messes him up if people remove whatever identifying trait they have #long hair getting a hair cut? suddenly a whole new person #and armya knows this very well since he never looked her way unless fulj was possessing her or trailing her #so she does like to tease him as just. we are both in servitude to a deity and same rank but like. bro youre too easy to mock #(fulj agrees)

[phoenixcatch7]

We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh* #Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified* #Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright? #Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes. #Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not?? #He adores lbhs cooking tho. #svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

[deerlisteners]

thinking abt felix being protective of areadbhar and feeling entirely normal about it actually

#deertalking #feposting #few3h #ITS SO. LIKE THE WAY HES DEPICTED IN THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY #like i haven’t thought this through i don’t have a point here exactly #i’m just thinking abt the screencaps here from the king awakens & him giving ingrid glenn’s spur & his support w mercedes & the cat #where mercie points out the cat likes him & he goes ‘well i can’t keep it. It’s practically a kitten what if it has parents that miss it’ #not to even mention wildflowers for the future!!!! #like. ROLLS ON THE GROUND #it’s abt ‘i’m not immune to emotions you know’ it’s about it’s about #it’s abt how he feels like his emotions were disregarded since childhood (esp after duscur) so he pushed away the #sentimentality because he’s seen where it got his friends (revenge quests & death wishes) #but he can’t help but follow his friends down those paths anyway because he loves them so much!!!!!!! #like him acknowledging the spear’s importance to dimitri bc it’s all that’s left of lambert but ALSO #in that moment it’s all FELIX has left of DIMITRI. ykwim #like felix babygirl my beloved y do u think it makes u sick to see areadbhar in the enemy’s possession…….. #he is just so hypocritical i adore him. he might be the character of all time to me #bro is trying so hard to b a lone wolf but was NOT built for that he was built to be loved and cherished by his friends #and so he shall be. thank you #um anyway idk what my point here was. i just like thinking abt how much felix loves everybody #someday i will make a coherent felix post. today is not that day #dmlxposting #dimilix #yknow what yeah.

[p4nishers]

"so is your son really the reason you don't date?" "it's like he's having an affair with his own wife, you don't think that's weird?" "seems like she's already back in yours" "christopher's pretty english teacher" "eddie, what would you say ana's love language is?" "hey, how was the big date?" "i thought i'd been single too long" "sounds pretty serious" "so what are you going to do?" "that's not how you talk about someone you're in love with" "is that enough?" "you could always ghost her" "okay so that's what this is, you suck at [dating]".

u see where i'm going with this?

#why is bro so fucking involved in his platonic bsf's love life like i get it they're BEST FRIENDS but also it's so painfully different from #how chim and hen react to and talk about eddie's love life cause yeah sure they care ofc but there are like FEELINGS involved yk??? like in #SEASON FUCKING 2 buck was literally obsessing over eddie and shannon's marriage and the others would like genuinely indifferent towards the #topic while my dude was going around airing his shit out to ppl who admittedly didn't care that much bc it WASN'T THEIR BUSINESS and it #wasn't buck's either until eddie decided to let him completely in. anyway most of these aren't really like in ur face jealousy things but #that man cannot hide a single emotion involving eddie diaz to save his life and his jealousy's been loud and clear since s2 or more like #possessiveness bc that sure fits more but its also just petty shit like 'outing' the eddieana relationship 'accidentally' w an 'innocent' #question. like my dude is NOT subtle at ALL and he needs to seriously stop being so fucking happy everytime eddie's relationships/attempts #fail like it's actually sickening to watch at this point the gay is too much even for me #911 fox #evan buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #buddie 911 #911 6b #buck x eddie #911 show #911 abc

[bylertruther]

the usage of tentacles in stranger things is so graphic lol like 🤨 i know what u are, bro(s)......

#making them undulate and pump things and fucking . breed inside of ppl or whatever the fuck like hello for the love of god hello #and making it so that it IS henry. it's all Him. it's Always been him. a Man made monster. imposing his horde on innocent ppl #some of which were kids. and he calls himself a predator. like. HELLO?! #he's so yuckydisgusting and the fucking. jesus. the hellraiser inspo...... the primal fear inspo... #i go insane every time i think abt it all abt HIM he's so slimy....... (said while cackling evilly bc i can't wait for s5) 🔥😈🔥 #literally so fucking dark like. HELLO?! [ #thts why i scratch my head any time someone Still calls st a superficial flashy vapid show bc . literally what are u talking abt bro do u #not remember wht they did to my sweet boy william in seasons one and two................... the vine... the slugs.... the possession.... #do u not think tht has like. ramifications. are u new to horror ......... do u not Think abt the things u watch and consume do u not Listen #he wore that boy like a glove and will REMEMBERS he still FEELS it in his body he felt it EVERYWHERE he tried to make it STOP he said GO #AWAY it had FOLLOWED him not just after he came back but before then too and it KEEPS coming back i jus. to be a gay boy in #the eighties and have tht all done to you by a man. will who clings to his childhood and the time from 'before' it all went to shit #will who hides and doesn't tell ppl how he feels will who is coming into his own finally in the same season tht they wage the final war #against the great evil like. stranger things the show that you are will byers the character tht you are i lov u both sm . #henry who had his autonomy taken away from his and so he takes it away from others henry who perpetuates the cycle of abuse i jus. AHHHHHH #this show................ PHEW #csa tw #rape tw

[sporesgalaxy]

ok so you know how in my elaborate dp rewrite with silence alexander, that is constantly teetering on the edge of being its own thing, I wanted to add witches? <- hasnt talked about this in months. well good news I just solved witches

#PACTS!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!! and thatd be why it was presumed to be selling ur soul to the devil bc it does kinda look like it lol #BAESICALLY . if you can convince a ghost to do it they can give u some of their power but this also gives them some control over u #i dont have all the details figured out yet but before JUST NOW my only idea was like. channeling energy from the ghost zone which was mid #and i wanted to make sam a witch and THIS makes there be a PAYOFF for sam OBVIOUSLY ENVYING DANNYS SUPERPOWERS #bc when the gang finds out abt this she has an excuse to be all DANNY SHARE SUPERPOWERS WITH US BRO. WE R A TEAM. #I was thinking maybe ur trading chunks of ur soul #regardless of the logistics i think the five/take will be that a person gets Powers preportional to how much control a ghost has over them #so like if you make a deal to take only a little power and ur ghost patron gets pissed at u they can make ur life miserable but not kill u #whereas if you take a lotta power and piss off ur patron ur kinda screwed. possibly partly possessed. #omgggggg this could make exorcism a mechanic...twirls my hair...thats so fucking funny tho fr #dp hc #dp #adddna

[palin-tropos]

mazov: can you believe we have to respond to these weirdos who think communism will involve communally sharing women. well this article is going to be funny to write at least

nilsen: that’s a ridiculous idea women are disgusting give me that pen

mazov: actually you know what? we don’t need to both work on this silly little article. I… I really need you to draw me some nice revolutionary buildings. give me your best buildings ignus. I need them

#if he wasn’t a misogynist he obviously did not call a bro out #so I’m just going to imagine he was selfishly attached to the gay possessiveness radiating off nilsen at all times #he wasn’t perfect lol #there’s a marx quote about how arguing with friends is better than staying silent for the sake of peace (the latter is in fact liberalism) #so mazov knows he shouldn’t do this. he knows. BUT

[pepprs]

ok. giving myself 4 minutes to make this post and then i finish my homework. i just am so deeply miserable. i really think i made a mistake. i should not be in grad school. i only took a year between this and undergrad and i am still so burned out and mentally ill. im working full time. im only taking one class and this program is supposed to be so good and aligned with what i want and all of that. but i just cant stand having homework. i just cant stand it. i think i am not cut out for academia even though i work in academia. i think i will never get better as long as im still living at home but i have to get better before i can no longer be living at home but i cant get better until im not living at home and every day i still live at home saps away at my will to live quite literally. i should not have started doing grad school without regaining my will to live. without restoring my love for reading and writing that i used to have voraciously when i was younger and less deeply miserable. without recovering from the burnout. i think i made a mistake. i need a masters degree so bad so that i can be safe but i need to not have fucking homework when i already struggle to get through my days without school. i feel so stuck in my life and hopeless and helpless. i dont know what to do

#purrs #i cant drop out or anything because. lol and this class isnt even that big of a deal like i TRULY am freaking out over nothing. but my life #situation is so bad rn bro like i cant get my parents to take me out to drive and i cant get myself to get my parents to take me out to #drive and every day i am guilt tripped berated etc etc and i feel like i am never ever ever going to be able to have my own life where i a #stable and safe and happy. it can happen for other people except for me and my siblings. i dont know. im not explaining anything well. #i just cant do this. i need to not have this one more thing on my plate but i have to because if i dont have a masters degree in my field i #am nothing even though everyone is telling me that isnt true and all of them are credible but im just so mentally ill i cant believe anyone #and icant accept any advice or hope or whatever good about me i just. am stuck. this is as good as it gets and its not even good. #delete later #that was 7 minutes not 4 and i didnt even write anything substantial. nutshell. i just have been so fucking depressed lately oh my goddddd #this is maybe too strong of a thing to say but like. i know it isnt technically neglect if i am an adult but... i think i may kind of be #neglected by my family in some ways a little bit and always have been but like. emotionally. like in the ways in which im never a priority #and the things i need are seen as burdens etc etc. and theres nothing anyone can do about it even myself because im an adult but like lol. #24 year old dependent moment <3 #well there is one thing i can do about it as an adult actually. its called move out. but that requires strength i will #never possess unfortunately due to the inherent flaws in my character and constitution so. guess this is it lawl 🥰 #side note (and i swear im done after this lol): i think i was doing a lot better mentally over the summer. funny how when the semester #starts i get depressed and the depression just gets worse and worse until the end of the semester 😻 funny how this is my seventh year like #this. willingly subjecting myself to this. that should be a clue no? but i love my job and if i could just have my job and be stable in it #would be happier but also im lying to mysaelf and i will always be unhappy but its because of my mental illness not my job being bad or #anything its like. i am just sick in the head with impostor syndrome and thats how i got myself into this whole mess. lol #well that and the not moving out thing which is partially my fault but also because i live in hell as described earlier! <3

[dexter-erotoph]

tbh i feel like a lot of people with the way he’s portrayed sometimes forget that dexter quite literally died before he got close to even considering ever trying to hurt someone else. and also how much willpower he has because cmon. i feel like the average person would’ve done what he did in sm4 WAY earlier if they were in that situation. and the reason he has such good willpower is because he’s gotten good at controlling himself and he knows that making choices that’ll be better in the long run are better than making choices that give him instant joy

#IK he’s not real and IK this is an insane thing to say but #i hope he knows how much i appreciate him- idk bro 💀💀💀 #i love him a lot alright #spooky month #dexter erotoph #also what i meant by ‘with the way some people portray him’ is #i feel like since 99% of dexters screentime is him at his absolute worst and people tend to just. see him as that way all the time #when really he’s definitely much more like he was in sm3 before moloch possessed him #just a cheery polite guy who’s really enthusiastic about little things :o) we need more content of happy dexter basically is what im saying

[marklikely]

cishet men have convinced me that im wrong about movies but like do they understand that the reservoir dogs are. big idiot losers

#like isnt that the entire point of the movie that theyre all stupid and ruined everything #they immediately got infiltrated by the cops fucked up their heist and then killed each other #but then every time dudes talk about them its to use them as shorthand for like. a cool badass crew. #avpost #i think a solid number of bros just see someone shoot a gun and say a one liner and stop all thinking right then and there #bc this is beyond liking tyler durden or smth. this is at the point of you did not watch this movie. if you think these guys are cool. #theyre literally such losers they do everything wrong and they all die for it. #except for uhhhhh. god was it steve buscemi. who gets arrested. he doesn't die. but he still gets caught. #also some of them were a little bit gay ill say it. ill say what others are too afraid to say. #<- they watched this movie in february and just suddenly remembered it existed #i do remember it was frustrating because t*r*ntino is like if a genius filmmaker frequently got possessed by a south park brainrot tween. #so ur like wow cool movie *GETS HIT BY AN OUT OF NOWHERE HATE SPEECH BECAUSE QUENTIN THINKS ITS FUNNY*

[captorcorp]

ough i just watched electric dreams. the whole time i was like 'miles i hope the computer steals your girl you don't deserve her'

AND THEN (spoilers)

i kinda always expected miles and madeline to get together at the end bc like cmon that's a common movie trope but like. miles being cagey and lying the whole time and telling her to shut up bc she didn't know what she was talking about and like, she must've overheard him yelling at edgar from the other room plenty of times too???

so all of that + her finally meeting edgar and him singing for her i was like 'wait are they actually going to have the computer steal his girl???' bc like. idk if i was in her position miles just seems like 100 red flags w all the lying and caginess and generally how he acts and everything;; and like the parts that actually drew you to him weren't even his and she knows that now... maybe it's just him under stress but like that's all you know of him...

but nope apparently that just makes her admit she really does love him. how does that make you realize you love him??? maybe it's like. she realized that the things she wanted to love from miles were coming from a machine instead and she realized she still loved him even without those things bc she couldn't love a machine. but like. girl the red flags...

the part where edgar asks miles to hold him and then dedicates the radio song to miles and madeline as the ones he loves was really 🥺 though... idk if miles deserved that love but like. he did teach edgar a lot and hold him in his final moments so i mean i guess. they were all he had...

anyway this is a miles distrust zone. edgar deserved better. madeline is cool but needs to get better taste in men

#kcat talks #the moral of this movie is you can get a girlfriend by physically and emotionally tormenting your computer #also maybe im just biased bc miles was giving huge red flags to me from the start w how he treated his electronics #people who get like. physically and verbally aggressive over computer problems. are always kinda 😬 #(sample size: my dad) #and then ofc he doesn't get any nicer when his computer becomes sentient like bro you're all he has!!! you just steal his music and yell!!! #sorry got possessed by the ghost of edgar for 5 minutes it was an interesting watch though fhskfh #also dear god i would hate to be miles'/edgar's neighbors tbh. the loudness;;; #madeline playing from the next room would also probably be a little annoying but calm cello music > yelling and party sounds