#brokin

[fictionkinfessions]

happy 4/13!! i dont interact w homestuck much, but i’m so sentimental about it. esp bc Aradia was my first kin ever. have a good day everyone! -from an Aradia, Gamzee, John, Dave, Jake, Kurloz, Cronus and Bro (i know. i know)

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#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #aradiakin #gamzeekin #johnkin #davekin #kurlozkin #jakekin #brokin #cronuskin #homestuckkin #mod party cat #holidays cw #413 cw

[bobbinbugs]

I like to think in a everyonelives!au that broken vessel never really picks a new name but everyone calls them “bro.”

#bobbinbugs originals #brokin

[picky-and-corrupted-picky]

Erm- star got her wing brokin by some one-

WHAT?!

Is she okay?!

#smiling critters #poppy playtime #smiling critters poppy playtime #smilling critters roleplay #poppy playtime roleplay #picky piggy rp #ask picky! #poppy playtime picky piggy #picky piggy

[oddvanilla]

Vent (skip if you want to)

So today at school our computer science teacher said we have to do work in our classroom and it was last class anyway so we couldn't care less. She said we have to make something in scratch to show for the younger grades or smth and she wanted us to work in pairs so everyone picked who they wanna work with,, I picked my bsf because that gremlin is crazy (its mutual) and we think very much alike

Anyways for my game we made a crappy amongus sprite and the amongus is pregnant and every time you click on its tummy it just pops and then gives birth to baby rainbow amongus(es?) from its vagina and then theres a counter for how many babies were born and we laughed SO SO HARD that I felt like I'm giving birth too and that old woman walked by us and we had to show her the game and she said "we have to improve the character" AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABT IT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHH

Yea this is the vent

I'm currently tearing up 😔💔⛓️

Haert brokin

#send help

[astro-b-o-y-d]

brokin

#Hayley Speaks

[fazbear-enterprises]

deer scot

i am shef guy

pitza ovins brokin

cica not hear i promis

uours not cica shef guy

...Well then, that explains why the pizza's have been soggy... I'll call the repair guy and tell them to come ASAP. Hopefully, they'll send out Chris, he's the easiest to work with.

- Scott Steven (Phone Guy)

#fazbear enterprise #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #roleplay #fnaf x reader #fnaf nightguards #asks #phone guy

[scotianostra]

On March 6th 1457 King James II decreed an Act of Parliament that there should be regular target practice and military parades and that football and golf shouldn't be played.

This was the first time that the games had been mentioned in Scottish documents.

The act was as seen in the first pic, principally intended to encourage archery practice but decreed that football, and also golf, should be simultaneously discouraged. It read

"It is ordanyt and decretyt that Wapinschawing be haldin be the lordis and baronys spirituale and temporale four tymes in the yeir. And that the futebawe and the golf be uterly cryt done and not usyt." or in translation,

"It is ordained and decreed that weapon shows be held by the Lords and Barons, Spiritual and Temporal, four times a year and that footAn important source for the Scots literature of the Fifteenth and Sixteenth Centuries The Maitland Manuscripts is another early source of football being mentioned, although in this case the author isn't know, it describes "The Bewties Of The Fute-ball" this time in verse.....ball and golf be utterly cried down and not used."

Brissit brawnis and brokin banis, Stride, discord and waistie wanis. Crukit in eild syne halt withal, Thir are the bewties of the fute-ball.

The poem might be translated into modern English as,

Torn muscles and broken bones, Strife, discord and impoverished homes. Stooping in old age then lameness too, Those are the beauties of football.

It is not clear whether the poem is genuinely criticising the game for its roughness or praising it ironically for the same reason.

Going back to the act of parliament, which was repeated in 1471 and added to …….

“‘It is thocht expedient [th]at … ye futebal and golf be abusit in tym cumyng and ye buttes maid up and schot usit efter ye tenor of ye act of parlyament.’”

Translation

'It is thought necessary that … football and golf be abandoned in future and that targets should be made up and shooting practised according to the meaning of the Act of Parliament.’

A third time the act was added to was May 18th 1491

'Item it is Statut and ordanit … that in na place of the realme be usit fut bawis gouff or uther sic unprofitable sportes bot for common gud and defence of the realme be hantit bowis schuting and markis therefore ordnait in ilke paraochin under ye pane of xl [forty] sh[illings] to be rasit be the schref and bailzies forsaid.’

Translation

'Item it is Statute and ordained … that no part of the country should football, golf, or other such pointless sports be practised but, for the common good and for the defence of the country, archery should be practised and targets made up in each parish under penalty of 40 shillings to be collected by the Sheriffs and Bailiffs as previously ordained.’

This was the first time a specific penalty was mentioned.

Of course these were laws of the land, but every parish also had their own laws, often laid down by the Kirk. These were a couple of hundred years later, but the Kirk has tried to stop sport and other pastimes right up to modern times........

Church of Scotland Kirk Session minutes throughout Scotland include complaints about people playing golf when they should have been at church.

The Perth Kirk Session minute book, seen in the second pic, tells of 6 boys caught playing golf at Perth. The ringleader was fined and all were ordered to make public repentance before the congregation.

'January 2nd 1604

Sabbath

'The Visitors report that good order was keeped [kept] the last Sabbath, except that they found some young Boys playing at the Gowf [Golf] in the North Inch in Time of Preaching after noon; who were warend then by the Officiars [officers] to compeat [appear] before the Session this Day.

'Ibid [same] Cempears [appears] Robert Robertson, William Stenis, Andrew Donaldson, Alexander Niving, Adam Paul, Robert Meling, all warned to this Day, who were convicted of profaning the Lord’s Sabbath by absenting themselves from hearing of the Word, & playing at the Gowf in Time of Preaching. And therefore the Session ordained first, Robert Robertson who was Ringleader to the rest to pay an Mark to the poor, and, secondly, or dains him & the rest to compear the next Sabbath into the Place of public Repentance, there to declare their Repentance in Presence of the whole Congregation.’

Of course there are still places out in the Western Isles where, although not illegal, it is still frowned upon to play sports on a Sunday or any type of enjoyment as seen in the third pic from only last year protesters picketed the showing of The Last Jedi, the latest instalment of the space saga, at the An Lanntair arts venue in Stornoway on a Sunday. It is only ten years since the first ferries sailed on the sabbath, the Rev Angus Smith, a veteran campaigner, said the service would bring “things that terrify parents”, including shops opening seven days a week. God forbid!

#scotland #scottish #golf #football #bans #discouraged #archery #history

[stairs-feooff]

This brokin citi ski like biutaine on yir skeen….

[aggie-pie]

splat

brokin

[carltherotisserie]

My brain is brokin

[laughterfixs]

Staff bot: uh…can I help you?

Sun: *in an accent* I think a maybe you can? This! Is a count Moondropivich Brokin Zeeper! FORMALLY known as Count Da Moon!

SB: uh-

Sun: where are the trumpets?!

SB: I uh-um.

Sun: We were promised trumpets to announce the Count’s arrival! *turns to Moon* I’m sorry your grace! Beat me until you’re happy!

Moon: *slaps Sun*

Sun: *grunts* he’s happy! And I’m not feeling too bad myself!

SB: Uh! You’re-you’re not on the list!

Sun: we’re what?! *bows to moon* once again…

Moon: *hits him again*

Sun: Gah! Thank you..! Fine! WE will go! YOU will explain to your superiors WHY we were not able to attend your little luau, whatever this is! We’re leaving! In a HUFF!

SB: NO NO! No no no! Please! Go right in! In fact, would the count like to hit me??

Sun: the count hit you? The arrogance of some people! I will hit you on his behalf! *slaps*

SB: GAH! Thank you, your grace!

#shit post #incorrect quotes #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf #if you know what this is from #you’re my friend now #rip Robin Williams

[hyypnotix-writes]

No exuse, it realite so I dont get my heart brokin

could also stop you from having a good thing tho!

#ask

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[celinegadjovich]

SNOW BALL FIGHT

Jonah Gadjovichxfem!OC

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Basically what the title says

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Location: Toronto

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Celine's POV:

I walked through the hallway of Jonah's house peacefully, it was around lunchtime so I was walking to the kitchen to make something for the both of us, I opened a window because it felt stuffy in the house, cold winter air hit my face, the ground was layered in snow and the trees were also full of it. It snowed last night. I was looking around the house for Jonah and I couldn't find him so I put on my winter gloves and shoved my hands in my coat, I opened the door and snow fell on my face. I smiled softly turning the corner to see if he was there, my face turned into one of confusion as I couldn't see Jonah's familiar figure anywhere I was roughly brokin out of thought when I felt a soft impact on my back, I gasped lightly whipping my body around to see what just hit me in the back and why?. I was meet with Jonah smiling his cheeks rosy from the cold, he smiled at me as he picked up another snow ball "hey!" He yelled smiling "why did you hit me with a snow ball?!" I asked crossing my arms over my chest.

Jonah's POV:

"for fun" i smirked in a fun manner throwing another one hitting Celine on the chest this time, she gasped as she looked at me "What?, your just going to stand there and take it?" I smugly asked as I picked up other one, knowing she liked the challenge, she scoff before making a snowball in her hand and throwing it at me roughly. It landed right on my face all I could hear was Celine's muffled laugh.  "bull's-eye!" She yelled in between laughs. I wiped the snow off my face with my hand giving her a glare before throwing other one at her but missing, "Ha!, you suck!" She said laughing making other snowball throwing it at my  chest this time. I looked at her before grabbing a lot of snow making snow ball. She turned around quickly and started to run away from me, "where do you think your going!?" I yelled and started chasing her, "Anywhere but with you!" She shouted back laughing as she hid behind a tree.

Celine's POV:

I was looking around at my surroundings trying to catch my breath I listened closely but all I could hear was the birds, I felt a cold hand over my mouth and a body pressed up against mine as my eyes widened. I felt Jonah's cold breath on my neck as he put snow down my shirt, I yelped breaking away from him trying to get the snow out of my shirt as he laughed at me I scoffed grabbing some snow and putting it down his shirt as he gasped, "That's so fucking  cold!" He yelled trying desperately to get the snow out of his shirt "See how you like it!" I laughed at him. He looked at me smiling as he cupped my face in his hands pressing his cold lips on mine gently, I kissed him back my hand touching his. We broke away smiling "let's go back inside and cuddle? Maybe watch the grinch or something?" he suggested "You read my mind Jonah" I spoke softly taking his hand and walking back to the house.

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Started:1/1/23

Ended:1/13/23

#jonah gadjovich #nhl hockey #san jose sharks

[bungamawar001]

halp brein brokin

#i am so tired to day #i think its because i didn't have proper brek fast earler

[funky-kinthetics]

Gamzee and Bro Friends mood board

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