#bruh i can already TASTE the hate I'm going to get for this

[kingpoprocks]

Femme oc x Hawks (Eli Moskowitz)

Content warning: Party, underage drinking, kissing, cursing, Hawks (Eli Moskowitz) is a bitch boy, heartbreak/angst.

Summary: Oc is Hawks' ex and when she goes to a party with her friend, she sees hawks. Some sadness happens because he's too much of a bitch boy to realize oc would get back with him if he just embraced being Eli/wasn't 100% Hawks.

The vast years drowning by were enough to write a full journal of her exploits, However one page lay fully untouched. For The naive girl, entranced by the blue-amber eyes of the once sorrowful love, continued to desire the adoration of his royalness, knowing full well his eyes will never look her way again.

"Earth to layn!" A family voice calls out, snapping me out of my book trance.

Groaning, I close my book. "Dude, I'm reading a book."

Lily, my roommate, shrugs. "Haven't you read that book five times already?"

"Yeah, and?" I sneer, tossing the book onto my bed.

"It's a cheesy romance that ends depressingly." She says as I notice her start to change into a tight black dress. " I mean, who wants to read a book where the main love interest dies? That's just denied gratification."

I chuckle lightly." That's kinda the point. She spent her entire life searching for the one person that truly loved her, but he eventually died. It's a sense of poetic morbidity."

" Mhm…" she hums." Anyways, get changed."

"For what?"

"A party." She bobbles a little.

Tilt my head." You do realize we're 17, right?"

She nods, putting in some hoop earrings. "Duh, but my friend is hosting a party at their house in an hour and a half. It's just going to be people 16 to 18 years old."

"Do I have to go?" I whine, flopping onto my bed.

"Yep, you need to get out. Get your mind off of things! Plus, you love parties!"

I snort. "I used to love parties. But it just seems like a chore now."

She pays my shoulder softly. "One hour."

"Huh?" I glance up at her.

"One hour." She repeats. "Let's go for one hour and if you still wanna come back, I'll drive you home."

Thinking for a few minutes, I decided to go with it. "I don't know, maybe it'll be fun."

"Yay!" She cheers, throwing me an outfit to put on.

I get up and change into a black mesh bustier tucked into tight black cargo pants with 2 inch black heels. Adorning the outfit is a black and silver belt, a chain connected to that belt, my ruby ring, and silver hoop earrings.

 

Brushing my dirty blonde- brunette hair, I fluff it up with some mouse, slicking it back,nrevealing my 360° undercut fade. 

Last thing I do is wash my face and apply some light makeup. I smile at my appearance.

"Alright, I'm done!" I sing out.

Lily grabs her bag. "You're alot more energetic now."

I nod. "How could I not with how hot I am?"

Shaking off the nervousness, we walk to the house and knock on the door. In a few seconds, the door opens and a girl with dirty blonde hair pops out.

She snaps her fingers in approval as we head out. I can't drive so she drives us there. It's a big house and it sounds pretty loud.

"Hey, Lily!! You made it!" The girl says flamboyantly.

"Hey moon, I brought my friend, Layn, is that okay?" Lily asks. 

Bro what, she didn't ask to bring me before?

Moon smiles. "Oh yeah, the more the merrier!"

Lily then grabs my hand, pulling me into the party, going straight for the drinks. She makes two shots of rum chata and fireball, handing me one of them.

"Girl, you know I hate Fireball." I tell her, holding the shot glass in my hand. 

She shrugs. "Yeah, but it's a party, try the shot! Then you can get your mixes."

I hum to her, putting the glass to my lips and quickly dumping the liquid into my mouth. The liquid itself goes down quickly but the lasting taste of cinnamon burns my throat causing me to cough a little. 

"God, I hate that-" I stop my sentence as I notice the lack of Lily in my area.

Bruh she left me.

Groaning annoyed, I grab vodka and ginger ale, adding a ratio of 2:8 into the cup. Swishing it around a little, I start to drink it.

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I'm not sure how long went by, but it's not light out anymore and there's a lot more people than before.

All I know is music is playing and I'm dancing and everything feels nice.

My blood is pumping and the only thing I'm focused on is the beat of the music, my hips swaying back and forth, right hand in the air whilst my left hand is grazing down my body from my chest. 

The exhilaration of this moment making me relish the idea that I'm single again. The release of fear, nervousness, guilt and more- like a weight off my back, flying through the air.

Closing my eyes, I envy myself in this moment, being engrossed into the bodies bouncing and swaying around, feeling as if I'm the only person in the world whilst being one in many.

I could finally breathe.

Until I open my eyes, and lock onto a pair of deep blue ones. Eyes I haven't seen in weeks. Eyes filled with so much rage yet so much guilt. Eyes that make you run away yet risk the threat of challenging them.

It was a moment in which everything seemed to vanish. The music, the people, the voices, the lights. Just him and me.

His eyes, as he watches me, are filled with regret, and yet something disconcernable swells within them- it's not negative or positive, it's something entirely different.

But for me, I just want to hear his voice. Not his hawk persona voice, his Eli voice.

Without even thinking, I take a step towards him.

Then another.

And another.

And another till I'm a foot away from him; our breaths almost matching rhythm.

My eyes glance at his lips for a split second before snapping back up to his eyes. But this time, the emotion is different- his expression is almost a one of desire.

Oh.

Our gazes volley from one eye to the other as if we were having an entire conversation in silence. A conversation distracting me from the feeling of warmth around my hand… Of skin.

I sharply inhale as I squeeze his hand, a smirk tugging at his lips. He says something to some guys around him before guiding me out of the house.

In silence and a weird desperation to know what's going to happen next, I follow him. 

As I get into his car, the second the seatbelt clicks, the loud echo of music rings in my ears. My eyes snap up to Eli as the sound of the car engine revs.

He takes notice by looking at me out the corner of his eyes.

"What?"

His voice. What happened to his voice.

"Your voice." I get out, struggling to verbalize.

"Huh?"

"Your voice." I repeat, moving my hand over his. "What happened to it?"

He just looks at me confused.

Gulping lightly, I play with his finger a little- something he used to love. "It's tense, aggressive."

He shrugs. "Well yeah, I'm Hawk."

" Eli." I hum." You're Eli."

He pulls his hand away, my heart breaking a little. " Hawk. I'm not that whiny bastard from before."

I look away from his gaze this time. "But I loved that person."

He then places his hand on mine, his aggressiveness dropping just slightly. "I don't want to be that person. He was weak, sensitive. Not Cobra Kai material."

I shake my head, grabbing his hand in mind. "There's nothing wrong with being sensitive! I liked when you were. I felt safe."

He doesn't move his hand from mine. "I was insecure, Layn. I was hit, kicked, laughed at, called names… You'd be alot safer with me now" he pauses before making his voice aggressive again. "I'm not being a pussy again."

I release his hand, slowly moving it up to his jaw. He moves closer to me, his eyes locked onto mine, something softening in his. "I miss you, Eli."

His lips touch mine, the softness of mine moving through the roughness of his. My tongue touches his for a second as he licks my lips before pulling away.

 "I'm sorry." He mumbles, his voice as soft as what it used to be; the voice I fell for.

"But I'm not Eli anymore." There it is, Hawks' voice. The intense tone filled by anger and ego, not my Eli.

Feeling the pain in my chest grow, I look away from him and exit his car. I take one last glance at him before running back into the party.

I hate him so much...

#eli moskowitz #Eli Moskowitz x oc #Cobra Kai #cobra kai x oc #cobra kai angst #eli moskowitz angst #cobra kai #Cobra Kai angst #cobra kai oneshot #eli moskowitz one shot #Hawk #hawk cobra kai

[verarev]

incorrect quotes compilation (ft. clyde's friend group)

Robert, Elijah & James: screaming Clyde: runs into the room What's wrong, James?! Robert: Wait, why are you asking James that when Elijah and I are also here? Clyde: Because James wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Clyde: We call that a traumatic experience. Clyde, turning to James: Not a "bruh moment". Clyde, turning to Robert: Not "sadge". Clyde, turning to Elijah: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Elijah: Gasp Robert: wHAT?? Elijah: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Robert: inhales Clyde, in another room with James: Why can I hear screeching?

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Elijah: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Clyde: You left me, Robert, and James in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Elijah: I did that on purpose, try again.

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James: You're smiling. What happened? Clyde: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Robert: Elijah tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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James: You have friends and I envy that. Clyde: You're welcome to share my friends. James: looks at Robert and Elijah James: I don't want those.

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Clyde, with Elijah and Robert behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Clyde: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Clyde: James FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Elijah: I just want someone to take me out. Robert: On a date? James: With a sniper gun? Clyde: Both if you're not a coward.

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Elijah: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution. Clyde: You could lose a few. Robert: You could be less lazy. James: Don’t be such a bitch. Elijah: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Clyde: What’s your biggest fear? Robert: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. James: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Elijah: Zombies. Robert: … James: … Elijah: BUT they can open doors.

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James drunkenly wanders around the house and Clyde is drunkenly giggling Elijah, completely sober: sighs Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Robert. Robert, going to their room: Nope, just you. shuts door

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Clyde: I am convinced Robert and Elijah share a brain cell. James: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Robert: Those darn tall old people. Elijah: Darn em' indeed. Clyde: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. James: sharpening knife Yes. Dead. The Squad: James: Hahaha. James: …Is this self-destructive behaviour?

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Clyde: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Robert: Uh, Elijah and James are not getting along. Clyde: They’re not trying to kill each other. Robert: You may have a point.

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James: falls down the stairs Robert: Are you okay? Elijah: Stop falling down the stairs! Clyde: How’d the ground taste?

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after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong Robert: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding James. Elijah: For the record, I already found them. Clyde: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Elijah: They stabbed me! Robert: I'm surprised they waited this long, Elijah. We've all had the urge.

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Elijah: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Robert: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 James: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Robert: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Clyde: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Robert: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Clyde: What do we think of Elijah? pause Robert: sighs Nice pal. James: I think they're gay.

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Robert: What's worse than a heartbreak? Clyde: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Elijah: Waking up in the morning. James: Waking up.

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Elijah: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Robert: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Clyde: I got distracted halfway through. James: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Elijah & Robert in the back of James's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Clyde: We have food at home. James: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough Elijah & Robert: YAYYYYYY! James: orders one black coffee and leaves

#substitute #creepypasta #iceypasta #iceypie #substitute clyde #substitute robert #substitute elijah #substitute james #incorrect quotes

[saltypiss]

Y'know how there's music from the 80s and 90s?

I remember growing up thinking "oh shit the 2000s-2010s music is gonna be great to pull up in the future."

Well that didn't happen, but what is bothersome is the absolute plethora of varying musoc and genress and how the fuck every mother fucker listens to rap.

Christ alive, it would be fine if that wasn't literally everyone's music taste in 2020. It's the exact, same fucking beats and instruments, with an obnoxious voice pretending to sing, repeating the same damn lyric over and over and over again.

I don't hate rap, bare in mind, I hate that people collectively decided to have absolutely the worst music taste, go out of their way to find copy-paste trash, shit talk allllll other music, and slap on the equivalent of generic forest sounds in content and quality.

Like dude, have you Tried listening to music? Like, Chalkeaters, Idunno, there's that acapello dude, brentalfloss? Gaming ost? I'm bringing up extremely vague examples because I'm not remotely a music person, nor judge other's tastes, I just judge those that have absolutely no concept of quality blasting the same fucking beat over and over again.

I get resampling happens, but rap is 3 instruments, and the black version of the most stereotypical skinny white emo trash you'll ever hear, discussing absolute bullshit topics either already treaded to death within it's own fucking genre, or repeating Nward has much as possible to show how tough they are.

Bruh a shitheel whiteboy like me is embarrassed for the genre as a whole. Go off bout history, wrong creators, or whatever the fuck, the genre of rap ran out of ideas and has successfully done less than nothing with it I've used the same software most do, it's toddler level usability, anyone can rap, download samples and place beats, just nobody but 3 dudes can do it worth a shit, let alone competantly.

Truly tho, all rap is the same, change the lyrics all you want, it's the same samples everytime in modestly different orders. You aren't an artist, you're a bottom tier scriptkiddie with wordpad.

#rap #wouldn't hate it if it wasn't literally all trash and everyone plays it absolutely everywhere #if you walked into a pizza store during slow hours you've heard the entire medium of rap #that's just a fact #no energy #no philosophy #no uniqueness #no experimentation #just the same #god damned samples #placed in a 5 second segment #repeated over and over and over #pathetic genre #just trash tier #oh you can combine words well and fast? #does your voice sound like a skinny nazi kid that smokes instead of breathes? #then shut the fuck up

[bloodyspade0000]

30-day knb challenge: Day 1- Favorite Male character

↳ Haizaki Shougo

I am not justifying Haizaki's behaviour. I think he needs a tall glass of respect woman juice and therapy. This is just meant to explain why he is my favourite character and help you better understand him as a character. Do not send hate or take my words out of context. You will be reported, deleted and cancelled. Thank you and enjoy. :)

My favourite character is Haizaki Shougo *dodges tomatoes* a lot of people in the fandom hate this guy for many reasons. It's kind of funny how many people hate him and the amount of hate he gets just for existing. Like bruh; he's sixteen, leave him alone. 😂

His whole existence is just sad. He was literally created to be hated.

Like straight up, Tadatoshi Fujimaki even admitted that he hated Haizaki. Haizaki's sole purpose of existing is to make the Generation of Miracles look better even though they’re just as problematic as he. No one is fucking perfect and is about time people woke the fuck up and realized it. Your faves are problematic move the fuck on.

Yes, the Miracles are redeemable but so is Haizaki. Yet, unlike the Miracles, he does not get redeemable. No, he disappears and is never seen again. Like bitch, what the fuck!? if you’re gonna introduce a character to only have them disappear for a long time and either have them show up again or just never mention them again. Wasting the potential they had to be a very good character or not having them redeem themselves while the other characters who were just as fucking problematic get a fucking redemption arc because they’re fucking main characters!? What’s the point of that character even existing in the first place? What kind of bullshit is that? Just to have them exist to make the main characters look good? How the fuck does that make sense? Like where is my Haizaki redemption arc? Do I have to write it on my own? I will write it. I am writing one.

Haizaki is the only character I could relate to. Being second best, struggling to find somewhere to fit in and overshadowed and replaced by someone everyone thinks is better than you. It's fucking depressing, okay? You spend your whole life thinking you’re not good enough, and it hurts. I don't feel like going too deep into it because I don't owe you a detailed explanation of my trauma, okay?. So I'll save that for my fics where I self-project half of it onto Haizaki. It’s a coping mechanism, okay? Therapy is fucking expensive.

The anime ruined his whole character, got rid of his whole arc and shorted it down, and made him worse than he really is.

A post explaining how the anime did him dirty and goes more in-depth about his character

I am not trying to justify his actions, i.e. him manhandling Alex and beating Himura up. He does terrible shit. We all do lousy shit sometimes, but that doesn't make us bad people. Making mistakes is a part of being human, and we're supposed to hold people accountable for their actions and help them realize what they’re doing is wrong, allowing them to grow and change. Not condemn them and ostracize them, which leads to isolation and a lot of psychological trauma and self-hatred, and as someone who has dealt with—is still dealing with all three. It is not fun. It makes living painful. Highly unrecommended.

Haizaki does not have a positive role model in his life nor anybody he can turn to, everyone has already given up on him. Even Nijimura and Kuroko didn’t even try to help him, being more focused on the Miracles. (Yes, I know kuroko tried to stop him from throwing his basketball shoes away, but that doesn’t fucking count because after that Kuroko just gave up on Haiazki too). Haizaki has probably grown grew up knowing only violence and not a single ounce of kindness, turning him into the bitter and angry little boy he is.

Haizaki had so much potential. But instead of making him a great villain that potential was WASTED on fucking Kise.

Also, the Kaijo vs Seirin match in the winter cup was completely useless because Kise already got redeemed and he literally got no character development from it.

And Seirin was gonna fucking win anyways because duh thier the main characters. 🙄

Now some headcanons I think about a lot:

1. He gets abused. Some psychological behavioural consequences of child abuse are unhealthy sexual practices and juvenile delinquency, and Haizaki exhibits all three which are some external behaviours of most (NOT ALL) male abuse victims. Haizaki's a womanizer, aggressive, hostile and violent. Yet, he backs down when someone stronger than him comes around and puts him in his place i.e. Aomine and Nijimura.

a factsheet explaining the long term consequences of child abuse and neglect

How to help a friend dealing with family abuse or neglect

How to Handle Abuse

2. He's a victim. And when you're a victim, you either become angry and cynical with everything and everyone around you, swearing never to be a victim again and struggle with gaining back control of your life. Not wanting anyone to see you being vulnerable because being vulnerable makes you weak. Being weak makes you shatter. You always shatter like glass, cutting yourself every time you pick up broken pieces, watching as blood trickles through your fingers.

Your body is constantly on high alert. The default is flight or fight—survival to the fittest.

Or you bite your lip and keep your head down, bottling everything inside and looking for escapes or seeking validation. You want to be wanted and loved because you struggle with loving and accepting yourself. There's always a voice in the back of your head telling you, you're not good enough or that it's your fault. That everything is your fault. Self-hatred and self-doubt are your tormentors.

Or it's a combination between both—a constant struggle.

And I believe Haizaki portrays both from the way he acts and presents himself. Especially since his motto is literally "Survival of the fittest,” and he had once told Kuroko, " there are bad guys and then the really scary people," or something along those lines, which I believe he is talking from experience. You learn from your experiences. They either make you or break you.

3. He's touch-starved.

What Does It Mean to Be Touch Starved?

4. He's bisexual and has a lot of internalized homophobia. I can just feel his internalized homophobia rolling off of him. Bruh, I just know cuz I am bisexual, and I have struggled with internalized homophobia and still sadly struggle with it cuz I grew up surrounded by homophobic people.

I still live with them. 😭

Also, we live in a society that thinks straight is the default.

What internalized homophobia is.

5. His sexual awakening was probably Aomine or Kise. Could be both 😂?

6. He cries himself to sleep every night.

7. He's observant and a great judge of character. It's a fact. This guy literally predicted the downfall of the Miracles. Straight up warned Kuroko too. Too bad Kuroko didn't listen to him.

8. He's hilarious. When he first appeared in the manga, he literally called Himura a loser, lol. XD

9. He's a closeted softie and a total tsundere.

10. doesn't know how to react to kindness and will think you're threatening him or will feel really awkward and uncomfortable but will cover it up with his scowl, or he'll have a breakdown.

11. needs a lot of reassurance and head pats

12. swears a lot. Has no filter.

13. His bother is in the yakuza or some high position of power, and he feels inferior to him. It also explains why Haizaki gets away with things because he would have been kicked out of school if his bother wasn't either-or. I'm talking about his bother being in the yakuza, lol. XD

14. He and Momoi dated for a while but broke up on a mutual understanding that thier relationship just didn't work out. They're best friends and hang out sometimes.

15. Haizaki's good with kids and just genuinely likes them. He would be a great father and try his best to raise his kids right.

16. He gets sick really easily

17. He's clingy

18. He has no friends, mainly because he doesn't want people to get close to him because he's afraid of getting hurt again. Also, everyone in knb hates him.

19. He watches cartoons cuz he was never allowed to watch them when he was a kid. His childhood is trash, okay?

20. He hides in the closet because that's where he feels safe the most—rhetorically and literally.

21. Sleep-deprived and only runs on caffeine and spite.

List of fics that portray Haizaki better than the anime:

Heavy is the head by extrastellar

Idle Hands by DarkWoods

Another Chance by regretting my username_ (777imou_offline367)

What Matters is that We're Together by StrawFairy

06:00:00 of Haizaki Shougo (4) by ReiClien

This Is Happening by SharkGirl

What is Love by voices_in_my_head

A completely uncalled catharsis by oddball

One-shots

intertwined, under a spell by kornevable

ԼƠƔƐ & ӇΛƬƐ by Arthuria_PenDragon

delirium by extrastellar

me with you by doublejoint

Turn My Camera On by wordsliketeeth

At Summer's End by doublejoint

Taste by Hibari1_san

I Can't Get Enough of You by HisDarkSecret

I don't care if it hurts by llowsywriter

Ashes by doublejoint

broken things by lowsywriter

Series:

Finally found each other by suzakukills

This Is Happening Universe by SharkGirl

DNA by flowerway

My WIPS:

Isn’t it lovely?

Broken Crown

Love me, Love me, Love me

Grey skies

Rabbit hole

A playlist of songs that I believe fit Haizaki

Kuroko’s basketball’s manga

In conclusion, You can hate Haizaki as much as you want. But just keep it to yourself. Haizaki is my baby and I will protect him with my life.

#kuroko no basket #knb #haizaki shougo #long post #rant #favorite character #knb 30 day challenge #favourite male character #headcanons #one shots #fanfiction #rec list #manga #tw swearing #tw mentions of abuse

[holywankenobi]

SW fandom rant

To be honest, I don't really know how or where can I start talking about this. If you aren't interested in any of the Star Wars drama that is going on then skip this post, cause its gonna be long... these goes for the SW fans we are concerned about the whole situation itself. I barely have the strength to do this and exposing my opinion about certain things makes me uncomfortable but it's been a long while since I'm keeping things to myself. There's much information I have to process so please be patient with me since I barely know how to express my emotions in the right way (that's why I'm holding myself back a lot here: it will seem I'm calm... but I'm not. I'm angry and tired at the same time).

DISNEY CANON

We all know where it all started. The Force Awakens premiere in 2015. We will start from there.

As ANY star wars movie, there will be people who liked it, people who loved it and people who hated it. And there is where some fans clash with the others. Fans who enjoy practically every movie or SW related things and those fans who demonize every movie (specially the ones from the new Disney canon) and the only thing that matters for them are the episodes IV, V, VI and the Legends canon (some of them also defend the prequel episodes I, II and III, fact which I'll talk about it later). And they bash against everyone who likes the Disney sequels.

BOI IM SCARED OF TELLING PEOPLE THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE SAGA SO FAR. And I already had problems with Legends hardcore fans.

Let me tell this straightaway... Star Wars are movies for kids. They've always been. George Lucas said it. They seem to be thirsty for feeling again what they felt when they were kids whenever a SW movie comes out but they always exit the cinema with a feeling of extreme disappointment.

I was talking about the last movie with my co workers at the beginning of the year and they complaint it was "too Disney". And that's precisely what I'm trying to explain! It's ok whether you like the sequels or not like them. Everyone has his own taste. I just find funny complaining for a whole saga originally made for kids for being "too Disney". I dont know if you get my point here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEsOqEpNF0k&list=PL8SlwcJuVWR2FNtL-6Wo5QUP6LMjpNJUA

LEGENDS CANON

Then there's those who hated the prequels, that said there was nothing worse than the phantom menace, those who hated on George Lucas for doing such a crap, but now praise the prequels because Disney is satan for them and they want the old canon back. George Lucas ended up selling SW to Disney because, he ain't no fool, he knows this fanbase is one of the most toxic and ungrateful that has ever existed. And he saw it with the prequels feedback... Then they now have the guts to demand him to continue the old canon? Smells like hypocrite-crying fanboys to me.

My whole point is....It's ok if you are a new/Disney sequels fan, it's ok if you are a prequels fan, it's ok if you are a SW original movies fan, Legends canon fan, OG fan, casual fan, hardcore fan... as always you understand that not everyone will agree with your point of view, not everyone will like or think the same way as you do, or live SW the same way as you do. There's a difference between respecting and agreeing with, concepts which sometimes get mixed and taken as the same thing, which is not. Respect other fans mean "I don't agree with you but I know how much this means for you, so I won't intentionally mock you" WHICH THING LEADS US TO THE NEXT TOPIC:

JOHN BOYEGA

*takes a deep breath*

Man. I dont know. He's a full grown up man and he's behaving like a 5 yo on his social media...... John is the actor who gives life to Finn (the ex stormtrooper). It all started with this sexist comment he responded to a fan in his IG. 

Then people (naturally) got offended, specially reylos. But instead of apologizing he kept on going, remarked what he said and also did a video to mock the reylo community.

You think I'm only defending a ship here but no. Its bigger than that. He has the right to feel left out in this saga because I agree with him IN THAT FACT. He is probably the actor which is more into the SW world, he was always a big fan (of the whole cast I mean). Thats why fans love him do much. And I did love him too. And he (naturally) wanted to have more spotlight on this saga ( I think Finn was one of the most wasted characters of these movies tbh) But instead of taking it the mature way he's having a tantrum on his IG because Finnrey did not become a real thing, he's trolling reylos and encouraging SW haters and antis to bully them whose are already having a hard time with TROS end (which I'll talk about later because I dont like their attitude about it either).

And it's not just raise the hate on shippers thing dude you could just apologize because you said something sexist and offended a lot of people who ship reylo and really means a thing for them. The whole thing that the greatest achievement a man can have with a woman is sex is just DISGUSTING. Rey kissed Ben but now he's gone Finn has the road clear and can fuck her? BRUH.

This is all so wrong and he was the one who started it.

ADAM DRIVER

I'm really relieved Adam does not have any social media because omg I would be suffering so much rn...

I honestly have never emotionally connected with an actor so much as I did with him. His whole acting is so good and I could really notice on this last movie. I'm starting to watch his other movies. And not just his acting, he's so professional off camera too.

I'm really happy and proud of him for his Oscar nomination, he really deserves it TT

But I'm worried this whole John Boyega thing affects him. Idk how I would feel if I were in his shoes, if my coworker was saying those things on social media and then smile at me like nothing is happening. But honestly what hurts me the most is he's having a worse time with "reylos".. I think the rumors of him having an affair with Daisy Ridley was what messed things up. I honestly dont know if its true, I've got some info but it's hard to believe. Because there are so many haters manipulating fake info that I dont trust anything and anyone anymore.

And this is where I talk about:

REYLOS AND DAIVERS

BOI OH BOI

This is gonna be hard....

First of all, I don't consider Daivers (Daisy x Adam shippers) as part of the reylo community. I'm sorry. But its fucking disgusting you going to demand Adam to divorce from his wife, abandon his son and then start dating Daisy because of this rumor or because you can't separate fiction from reality.... I read he even recieved death threats ARE WE NUTS??? They (Adam and Daisy) having a good chemistry working together doesn't mean they are in love, kids...

Driver has an awesome wife and a lovely son. Daisy is currently dating someone.

Infidelity is gross. No more. And I would be so disappointed at them if this turns out to be true. But seeing all what's happening around the actors and specially having all this haters out there... I'll say this was all false information.

Daiver is not real and won't be. So stick only to the fictional ship.....

About Reylo itself. I find REALLY funny how people who dont know shit about what this ship means say it's an abusive relationship. Bullshit. I wouldn't be shipping them if so.

Also the people still stating it's not real/canon hiding themselves behind the "Ben solo is dead lol" argument. Do you stop loving someone when they die?

Yes, they love each other. No, it wasn't always reciprocated love. They started being enemies in the force awakens, friends who understood and cared for each other through force dyad in the last jedi and ended up being lovers at the end of the rise of Skywalker. Rey wants to revenge her family (her falling to the dark side) but also wants Ben Solo back, and he wants to be the most powerful leader on the galaxy and still being kylo ren. But they eventually meet in the middle between light and dark and Leia finally reaches out to him to make him turn to the light.That's their fight. That's the angst. That's the tea. "No one is ever really gone" there's always hope. Star Wars is centered in HOPE. And their story represents it at its finest.

NOW. The reylo community.

Despite you liked it or not the end they gave to the saga... I think JJ Abrams doesn't deserve all the hate he's receiving... he probably did a lot of things wrong but seriously... just stop. Not only from reylos but the whole fandom.

Sending hate won't lead to anything now...

I enjoyed The rise of Skywalker. Indeed I spent half of the movie crying and I loved it.

You can cry as much as you want the loss of Ben (although I have hope for him still being alive in a way, there are plenty of theories) but that doesn't give you the right to death threat JJ. And I think I'll stop here cause I'm already tired.

Everyone has their own taste, preferences, favourite characters, ships, whatever. I pray for people stop judging others for their tastes, specially in this cursed fanbase. Sorry if I ever misbehaved trying to defend what I think or like. I just want this place to be supportive and safe for everyone and everything what's happening is not helping... We are all SW fans and that's our connection point. Dont discredit others for having another point of view...

I'll leave it here, but I'm open to debate or talk about anything I said in a respectful way.

#tros #tros rant #star wars rant #reylo #the rise of reylo #adam driver #john boyega #star wars 9 #star wars ix #star wars ep 9 #the rise of skywalker

[bxtchen-dxvil]

🍒 | All through the night

✎sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ➳ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ ɪs ʜᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ɢᴇᴛs...ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ...

ᴀ/ɴ: ɪ sᴏʀᴛᴀ ɢᴏᴛ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀɴᴄʏ ᴀʀɢᴜᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 2 ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ 'ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛ' sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ 😂 

✰ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs✰

-strong language

-alcohol, drugs and mentions of sex

-CUDDLES ♡♡♡

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↠ O C T O B E R  23, 2019 ☆

The hotel has been a great success thanks to the most known demon, Alastor. Charlie wanted to do something spectacular for the goal she is achieving, her plans was just a friendly mini celebration in the bar but our slutty spider over here kept nagging many reasons on why he should make a huge massive party.

"Angel not trying to be rude but let's just stick with something small for the celebration, can we?" She politely asked the effeminate demon "Awe Charles babe, this is the opportunity to rob me some dick this nig-" he got interrupted when Alastor's staff slammed the floor "OKAAAY I think I've heard enough of your unclean nonsense!" Alastor spoke than said "I like Mrs. Magne's state of thought over yours you twat!" Charlie had a blank expression on her face.

"Forgive me Charlie for saying this, but I agree with this slut over, we need rebel timing once in a while you know..." Vaggie said towards her friend "Alright lets take a fair vote, who here goes with Angel's idea?" She asked. Angel, Vaggie, Husk and Niffty rose their hands up, Charlie and Alastor were the only ones with their hands down.

"Okay, OKAY! Angel's idea!" Angel made a victory dance in front of everyone "YESSSS! 

YOU HEARD THAT SON OF BITCHES?! IM YOUR FUCKING PARTY HOST!!" Vaggie than stormed out "BRUH JUST SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP! DAMN! Vaggie groaned loudly.

"Sweetheart may I have a word with you? Please?" Alastor asked his little doe "Um sure??" Charlie questioned him, as they went to the end of the hallway, alone, Alastor started "No..." Charlie had a puzzled face at his word "Excuse me?" Alastor still kept his terrifying smile on "NO. I'm not allowing this ridiculous festive celebration, Don't you know how many morons out there capable of doing? Especially me standing the fact of others showing a lewd interest on my little flower."

Charlie snickered "C'mon Al, we both need this! And I promise you after the party all give you all my attention to you and cuddles!" Alastor's ears rose up excited, he absolutely adores snuggling with his jewel and her attention is his most prized possession.

"You interested me dear, let's do this ridiculous event shall we?"

✧↳🍹🌙✨↰✧

Time has passed real fast. The Friday night was full with unknown demons. When Angel throws parties it is extremely wild. Ghouls and demons smoking, drinking heavy whisky and having erotic moments in bedrooms, that's the main reason why Alastor didn't want to attend. But he had to, he wanted to. Cuddles and attention from Charlie is the best reward ever.

Also because Charlie deserved excitement, he can't keep on bossing her around like a minor. He needed to treat her properly like a gentlemen. A teenage girl needed to experience rebel timings.

He sat on the bar being forced to listen to modern music. But it all went silent when his eyes glued on the goddess before him. Charlie is currently wearing a tight red turtleneck sweater, black jean leggings, red converse and her hair was formed in a messy yet aesthetic bun.

"Looking lovely my lady" Alastor gave a friendly smile instead of his usual creepy one. She smiled warmly "Thanks! Now lets drink!"

Alastor's eyes widened on what she said, No, he had to keep her safe, so he set some ground rules by showing how great of a love partner he is "Woah, Woah, WOAH. You've got to promise me some things dear." Charlie groaned "Sure go ahead..." Alastor cleared his throat and said "No alcohol, no drugs, you can't interact with any other man but me!" Alastor sounded serious, he just wanted the best for her "Alastor! Do you think I'm an idiot? You know I ain't doing any of that!" She reassured him and kissed his cheek, he smirked, instead of kissing her cheek, he planted a kiss on her soft lips "Good."

The first 30 minutes for the pair was dancing, it was delightful for Alastor to show other lunatics that his doe is already claimed by him. The all mighty Radio Demon. As their dances slowly became tiring, Charlie's throat became dry, it was a single for thirst.

"Al I'm thirsty! Where are the drinks?" Charlie shouted-because of the loud music-

"Over there sweetheart" Alastor pointed to the drinking area. Charlie thanked him and went over the liquid station.

As she went to the bar, she found Angel Dust being himself but way much worse. "Hiya toots, how's you and Strawberry Pimp? How does his dick taste like?" Angel nagged the same vulgar topics, all what Charlie could express is cringe and laughter. "Wow you're a real asshole you know that?" The princess shook her head playfully and chuckled "Tell me something I don't know Queen!" Angel snickered and laugh.

"Anyways, you want a drink?" He asked her "Oh Alastor says I'm not allowed to drink. I'll just grab water!" She said "Are you serious Charlie?! It's a damn party, do something that you want to do." Charlie froze up then looked at him "Something that I want to do?" Charlie questioned the spider "Yes! Not Alastor, not Vaggie. You." He responded, Charlie smirked. Of course a girl like needed to be a rebel in occasions like this.

✧↳🍹🌙✨↰✧

Charlie already got down with 3 cups of Vodka and obviously it was a cause of nonsense escaping from her lips "YEESSSSSS! I NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT!!!" She shouted "YES QUEEN! LET OUT YOUR REBEL SIDE!" He handed her more than 5 cups of Vodka.

Meanwhile with Alastor, he sat on a magenta couch with husk while scanning the room for his princess "Aye motherfucker, where is your slut?" Husk asked him while chugging an unknown liquid "AYE! AYE! shut that mouth of yours! Your inappropriate language was never asked from me!" But then he narrowed when he found a drinking Angel Dust walking weirdly at the two males-Alastor of course had an irritated look in his eyes.

"Aye Alastor! Your girlfriend drank too much and now she's crying in the ladies room" Angel stammered with the drunk accent blocking his voice.

Okay now that made Alastor pissed, his grin grew larger of rage; his avatar now seen as the radio form "For god sake! I specifically told her to not drink" he shouted bit had to maintain calm.

"Yea Well I encouraged her not to listen to you! Give the girl a fucking break she's just having fun!" Angel shouted over the loud music.

Alastor growled and speed up to the restroom finding Charlie sobbing on the sink for an unknown reason. "Dear! What in the name of hell is going on?" He rubbed her back gently "THERE IS NO MORE VODKA LEFT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DEPRESSING THAT IS?!" Alastor face palmed at her answer

"You have clearly promised me that you won't do stupidity, and here you are now!" Alastor said with disappointment.

"You're not the boss of me!" Charlie pouted and went to the hallway angrily.

Alastor sighed and followed her. "Charlotte Magne! Stop with this ridiculous attitude and lay down for an hour or two, you're going to injure yourself." Alastor shouted seriously. "You ain't my dad! Or a damn police! Stop following me-" she was going to add on but Angel screamed saying "CHARLIE THERE IS MORE VODKA!" Charlie cheered but Alastor prevented her from doing so by pinning her against the wall.

"OH NO YOU DON'T! Charlie quit it! Your going get yourself sick by drinking to much alcohol!" Alastor gave her a creepy stare but of a blink of an eye she was gone because Angel grabbed her by the arm dragging her back to the fun.

✧↳🍹🌙✨↰✧

"You're lucky I saved your ass out there! Damn your so lucky he pinned you against the wall bitch!" Charlie hiccupped and rolled her eyes "MEH, it doesn't matter no more, I just want to experience this!" Charlie reached for the raspberry  wine bit a certain someone tackled her "NO ALCOHOL YOUNG LADY!" Alastor of course said, and now the annoyed bar in Charlie filled up, she knew she was sick of this crap.

Alastor grabbed Charlie's wrists "Charlie you've had enough drinks for today!" He shouted but Charlie let out grunts and annoyed whines "GET OFF! SCREW YOU!" Her wrists got loose from his palms and pushed him weakly on his chest. Then she grabbed a cup of raspberry wine "NO CHARLIE ENOUGH!" He tackled her once more.

But as the two demons lost their grip, the vodka spilt all over Charlie's clothing, oh how she hated the cold contacts roaming all over. A ton of "ooooo's" were released from the party "OOOH. ALASTOR IS GOING TO GET HIS ASS SPANKED!" Angel laughed hysterically. The blonde glared at The Radio Demon.

"The hell is wrong with you..." she rushed at the ladies room again, and tried to force the stains to go away with a cloth which was no use.

"Dear stop, it's not doing any help" Alastor said with an unimpressive tone.

Charlie's breathe hitched up her throat. She could also feel the bile bubbling up from her stomach and up her gullet, threatening to come up as well. She could tell that she was about to vomit by the feeling of her mouth was over-salivating.

"Oh fuck.." She muttered and now...She let the puke out. She had no time rush at the business led, so her taints were spilled out on the sink.

"I told you to not drink and what do you do? Keep on drinking" but he helped her anyways by grabbing a handful of her hair (since her bun got loose) and stylized it as a ponytail.

"I thought you wanted this?????" She questioned him with a tone of soft and sloppy.

"I never wanted this first off Charlie, I'm just here because you wanted to!"

"It's Bullshit" she stuttered. Alastor rolled his eyes.

"It's not dear" he told her.

"BULLSHIT" -Charlie

"IT'S NOT!" -Alastor

"BULLSHIT!" -Charlie

"NO.IT.ISNOT.!" -Alastor

"No you!" -Charlie

...

"You're bullshiiit" she corrected him with a sloppy tone, Alastor narrowed his eyes at her "Excuse me?" He sounded disappointed and confused with his smile with a horrifying unknown definition. "L-like, l-l-like YOU, you keep on

prev-v-enting me from having fun...You're always acting like a fucking piece of boredom when I choose fun...Am I like your bitch or somethin to always agree with you?....It's bullshit"

He kept quiet but before he could say anything she continued once more "Y-you.. you're a c-clone of my father... a-always bossing and f-following me a-around like if I'm a god damn pet. It's bullshit Alastor, it's absolute bullshit..." she stammered like if a young being was trying to finish their first sentence.

"Dear Charlotte, that is disgusting language you're speaking, I'm taking you home!"

"Who's Alastor? I don't know him?" Charlie shrugged her shoulders, "What in the name of Lucifer are you talking about!" Alastor scoffed at her saying.

"UGH! YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING! IT'S ALWAYS YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU!" She yelled "Just let me have fun!" She begged as well.

He calmed himself down and said softly "Oh Charlie can't you see? Angel is making you look like a piece of dirt...just like him" he muttered the last part "But the main reason is that I want to protect you!" Charlie had a puzzled look on her face then unexpectedly by Alastor she went off topic by saying the most dumbest thing ever.

"Are ya single babe???" She cooed him with a flirt tone. No. He couldn't have this. She couldn't become a clone of that porn star.

"No. I'm taken..." He reassured her. She frowned like a toddler and whined "But I want to date you sooo badly!!" Once again an unexpected action happened to Charlie. She passed out. Alastor sighed and picked her up in a bridal style "I have no other choice but to bring to my place" he said breathlessly.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED" Vaggie stormed seeing the image of Charlie in a bad look "Look dear, Don't shove me with insults! Thanks to the filthy spider she's in a bad form" Alastor explained, Vaggie gave a cold stare to The Spider.

"YOU ASSHOLE JUST-WELL JUST LOOK AT HER! BECAUSE OF YOU SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!!" She raged on "AYE WELL LOOK AT THIS STRAWBERRY MOTHERFUCKER! HE TREATS HER LIKE IF SHE'S A MACHINE! CHARLIE IS A DEMON WHO IS ALLOWED TO MAKE HER OWN CHOICES! AND SHE CHOICE THE RIGHT ONE! Having.fun!!" Angel defended himself and of course Charlie.

Alastor than knew this lunatic was right. FOR ONCE. She's just trying to have fun than regretting it at the morning. Was he really that controllable towards her?

✧↳🍹🌙✨↰✧

So he left Vaggie and Angel arguing like if nothing happened. Time skipped and arrived at his location. Alastor gently laid his sunflower on the finest bed in his mansion, he undressed her kindly since he had to respect his partner's nature.

He clothed her with a red night shirt and black leggings.

He adjust her hair behind her ear, stroking her cheek "Goodnight My Sleeping Beauty" he shut off the lights and left to his bedroom and with no hesitation he shut his eyes.

ɴᴇxᴛ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ

Her eyes fluttered from the harm hell light reflection against her lids. Her head felt overheated, she started shivering uncontrollably from the pain running around her stomach and her head. "Ah! My dear you've awoken! I'm glad you had a great rest...for 18 hours..." he chuckled the last part.

She really did had a night on her own after all. The Deer handed her a warm cup of tea along with an almond muffin, "Oh thanks Al but, was I really that drunk?" She laughed at the image of her doing stupidity.

"Oh sweetheart! Trust me you really were" he laughed. "I mean come on. It wasn't that bad...was it?" She asked nervously "Well the idiot spider fellow gave you more than 5 drinks. So you called a BuLlShIt over and over, you said you had no clue who I was and you started to flirt with me....so yes it was very bad honey" he stated it all. Charlie was a bit surprised that Alastor cursed for the first time. Well it did sounded of though.

"Geez, I'm sorry you had to put up with all my mess" Charlie apologize, "As much I don't want to admit it darling, it gave a good laugh seeing your different side of you!" He laughed and held Charlie closer "I would kiss you right now but I don't want to get sick" he petted her wavy hair.

The following hours became when Charlie was no longer ill. Their noses nuzzling against each other was absolutely adoring to see and feel.

When the night came, Alastor wrapped his cinnamon roll with fluffy blankets bring him close to his chest, his palm fitted like a glove around Charlie's fragile little head. He absolutely adored it when her little nose nuzzled his chest softly. Just like a soft kitten in the arms of its owner.

↠ T H E   E N D ☆

ʙʀᴜʜ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ sʜᴏᴛ ɪs ᴛʀᴀsʜ *ᴍᴀᴅ ғᴀᴄᴇ*

ᴏɢʜᴏʜᴏᴏᴏ ғʏᴠғʀʏᴠᴛʏᴛᴜғ4ᴋ6sᴊɢғ5ᴏᴄɪᴛxʏᴛɪᴠ.

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴜғғʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ :)

ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪ'ᴍ  ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ 'ᴍᴏɴ ᴀᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏɴ ᴀᴍɪ' <:(

ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs....

ϙᴏᴛᴅ: ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢs? ɪғ sᴏ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs?

ᴀ: ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇɴ, ᴀʟᴇxᴇɪ, ᴍɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏʙɪɴ ʙᴜᴄᴋʟᴇʏ  <3

-ʀᴏsᴇ 🌻🍒🦋

#chalastor #charlastor #my fanfic stuff #hazbin hotel #charlie x alastor #alastor x charlie

[nightcoremoon]

Looool just in case no one ever explained the meme "don't you hate it when it's 9 in the afternoon and your eyes are normal sized" to you here it is; 9 in the after noon is a song by panic at the disco and it goes "nine in the after noon, eyes are the size of the moon" So the joke is that their eyes aren't the size of the moon, it's more of a reference I'm by no means pretentious but I saw ur comment on that post and thought just incase no one had told u yet I would lol x

bruh.

i own fever you can’t sweat out, pretty odd, the deluxe version of vices and virtues, too weird to live too rare to die, and the nightmare before christmas soundtrack, and i’m gonna buy death of a bachelor and the suicide squad soundtracks as soon as i have the money to. i regularly listen to nine in the afternoon; the original, the acoustic, a live version, i even downloaded the fucking stripped a capella version. i get the joke, i get the reference, i get the meme.

but. look.

this ask, right here, is the literal definition of pretentious.

just in case no one ever explained pretentiousness to you, “attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.” is what you get from googling the word. in layman’s terms, if you take delight in having information other people don’t have and then turn around and make fun of them for it, or attempt to condescendingly educate them about it, even if in this instance they probably didn’t listen to baroque pop on alternative rock radio in 2008 because of, gee i don’t know, various other chart toppers such as miley cyrus, avril lavigne, britney spears, justin timberlake, taylor swift, lil wayne, rihanna, katy perry, flo rida, kanye west, beyonce, lady gaga, t.i., the jonas brothers, nickelback, coldplay, fall out boy, linkin park, avenged sevenfold, the offspring, and michael jackson (posthumously), then you are being pretentious, especially if the person you’re speaking to already knows. panic is american so i’m going by all the artists that had songs that were in the top 40 and not the obscure gems that you can’t find on mainstream pop radio, which is what the majority of people listened to during the time of the song in question’s popularity. oh look i just gave you information you probably already knew in a feeble attempt to make myself look better than you by comparison even though that probably wasn’t my original intent. oops.

regardless, my original point, the post i made in the first place that prompted this ask (i literally scrolled for ten minutes trying to find the post in question and i did not post this within several days on account of i haven’t posted at all this week), still stands. art history nerds are one level of pretentiousness, but the fucking overzealous “emo trinity” fanboys and fangirls hold the crown. the superwholocks, weeaboos, terfs, and egalitarians are all close seconds but they’re more annoying and misinformed than pretentious. i cited the nine in the afternoon post specifically because if you don’t listen to 2008-era panic! at the disco, which a fuckton of people didn’t, then you’re probably not gonna get a post that just reeks of absurdist surrealism that blends in with the rest of the nonsensical bullshit on this demented hell site. it pisses me off when people sneer and snicker, circlejerking, pointing and laughing at the people who actively don’t inform people asking questions. “i don’t get it, someone please explain it to me so i can understand” “WOW WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS, LOL, NOBODY TELL THIS JOKER WHAT THE REFERENCE IS” it just leaves potential newcomers to your fanbase with a bad taste in their mouth. they just might end up becoming one of the “haters” that are spawned from caricatures and misrepresentations about your group. trust me as a brony, a metalhead, a weeaboo, and a handful of other media demographics that get marginalised by the majority of the internet, annoying stunts and displays of elitism don’t do anybody any favors. it’s the embodiment of pretentiousness, which is why i referenced that specific infamous post.

if my deconstruction of snobbish asshattery in turn makes me a snobbish asshat, then that label doesn’t bother me because i know i am one and the shoe fits.

but now you know why i made the joke that i did. Looool

[neubauje]

Ancient jewish puns

[3:59:44 AM] neubauje: lol you should have seen me today

[4:00:07 AM] neubauje: I went on a mini-rant about my "own" religion to my innocent bystander friends

[4:00:17 AM] neubauje: they didn't say a WORD

[4:00:32 AM] Spazfox: Fun times.

(this is where I would insert a line break if I knew how)

Nie, [25.04.17 13:56][throws cold ham at]

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 13:56]um

Nie, [25.04.17 13:57]Thats what im eating

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 13:57]what's ham made out of dumbass

Nie, [25.04.17 13:57]Pork, but last i checked you didnt eat kosher

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 13:57]bruh I haven't eaten pork in 10+ years

Nie, [25.04.17 13:58]Bruh you never told me that

Nie, [25.04.17 13:58]Just that you hated bacon

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 13:58]and what is bacon made of

Nie, [25.04.17 13:58]You can hate bacon without hating pork dumbass

Nie, [25.04.17 13:58]Dont try to guilt trip me for you not tellin me shit lol

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 13:59][ 😟 Sticker ]

Doom, [25.04.17 13:59]Funny story that shows my Spanish has clearly deteriorated. So I'm at a cafe and they have 'pata' for sale and I'm like 'ah, a duck sandwich. I fucking love duck I'll have it'. So there I am happily eating my sandwich and my mum pops back from some sort of appointment and she's like 'you know that's pig's foot right?'. Pata means foot. Pato is duck.

Nie, [25.04.17 14:00]LOL

Doom, [25.04.17 14:00]I was wondering why it was so fatty and stringy

Nie, [25.04.17 14:01]well now you know you like the taste of pata

Nie, [25.04.17 14:01]Maybe not the texture though

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:23]I don't prefer most pork things, but I'll eat it if that's what's for lunch iykwim

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:23]Keeping kosher is waaay too much trouble in america

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:24]And I do like a good cheeseburger

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 14:24]pork is the easiest to avoid so that's what I cut out

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 14:24]but you'll pry my cheese and meat tacos from my cold dead hands

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:24]What about shrimp and catfish

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 14:24]never been a fan of seafood

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:25]Well there you go

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:25]What I always found ridiculous about keeping kosher is the "building a wall around the torah" aspect... When they build a wall around the wall and then a wall around that wall

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:27]Like they take the line "don't boil a calf in its mother's milk" and instead of taking away "hey maybe we shouldn't be unnecessarily cruel and thoughtless to animals" they ended up with "don't mix milk with meat"

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:27]Including chicken meat, which doesn't even lactate??

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:27]Noooo problem mixing chicken meat with eggs though

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:28]As for which animals are/are not kosher? Totally arbitrary. They were based on classifications at a time when bats were still considered birds

Randy Skayvage, [25.04.17 14:29]Not necessarily. If you consider it in terms of which foods would/wouldn't spoil quickly or have the potential to be dangerous health-wise.

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:29]At the time? Maybe. These days, no longer relevant

neubauje, [25.04.17 14:30]But that's all the ranting about my own religion that I have time for right now I got to be going to work

[4:04:25 AM] neubauje: do NOT feel obligated to read all that

[4:04:31 AM] neubauje: the top bit is mostly for context

[4:04:55 AM] neubauje: as it turns out, I still silently hold a grudge against my more conservative family members

[4:06:39 AM] neubauje: the reasonings they give for still being as observant as they are have always seemed like indoctrinated bullshit based mostly in faith and tradition

[4:07:03 AM] neubauje: like, I GET tradition? as in, a way to spiritually connect with your ancestors? but like... there's a line, yo.

[4:07:16 AM] neubauje: and faith, I just have zero patience for

[4:07:33 AM] Spazfox: It's almost like rules dreamed up in the bronze age and sold as being holy are kinda dumb. :P

[4:07:45 AM] neubauje: almost!!

[4:07:56 AM] Spazfox: Bats are birds, ya know.

[4:08:02 AM] neubauje: -_-

[4:10:37 AM] neubauje: so do I consider myself jewish? kinda. if one can be a secular jew, that's what I am. in the spirit of understanding and acknowledging my ancestry, I learn the history, I learn the rules and the reasons, I learn the Hebrew. but I make my own decisions and lifestyle from there thank you very much.

[4:10:51 AM] neubauje: and honestly, if you ask me, the best parts of Judaism are all about that kind of mindset anyway

[4:31:28 AM] neubauje: aha, after doing some more research on the passage in question, I see now that there are TWO words in the "birds not to eat" section which both have very little context elsewhere in the torah... so scholars are pretty much guessing that at least one of them means "bat" but they aren't sure which one, and what the other one would be

[4:31:53 AM] neubauje: that's the trouble with dead languages :/

[4:32:28 AM] neubauje: I wanna know how they managed to figure out what the Hebrew word for "hyrax" was... I don't recall there ever being any other context for a hyrax

[4:32:57 AM] Spazfox: You know, somebody should come up with a method for working out how the world actually functions instead of just using guesswork and folk wisdom.

[4:33:07 AM] neubauje: you mean science?

[4:33:16 AM] Spazfox: Something like that.

[4:35:53 AM] neubauje: yeah basically this whole chapter reads like a beginner's guide to virology

[4:36:08 AM] neubauje: they even mention carcasses falling into earthenware which must then be shattered

[4:36:20 AM] neubauje: because it won't air out like clothing or wooden vessels will

[4:36:36 AM] neubauje: they were TRYING to science, they just weren't very good at it yet

[4:37:51 AM] Spazfox: Yeah, it kinda took people a while.

[4:38:11 AM] Spazfox: And, like, books and stuff.

[4:39:01 AM] neubauje: yeeeahhhh about four or five thousand years, give or take

[4:48:09 AM] neubauje: oh my god are you kidding me

http://thetorah.com/meat-and-milk-origins-in-the-text/

[4:48:24 AM] neubauje: okay so the milk and meat thing? turns out it has nothing to do with cooking at all

[4:48:34 AM] neubauje: it's just a turn of phrase for "hey don't procrastinate"

[4:48:42 AM] Spazfox: HA!

[4:49:17 AM] neubauje: even the guys looking at it in the second context have completely missed that it STILL works as "hey don't procrastinate" just a little more of a pun based on what they were saying not to procrastinate about

[4:50:00 AM] neubauje: (which was don't WAIT until the animal has already died before you eat it, make sure it dies by your hand... because illness is a thing that might have killed it)

[4:50:27 AM] neubauje: omfg

[4:50:32 AM] neubauje: I just... I can't anymore

[4:50:44 AM] neubauje: the ancient jews made a fucking pun

[4:50:55 AM] neubauje: and people are like "hurr durr no more cheeseburgers"

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