#bsd katai

[arsenic-laced-tums]

Ya know what's crazy. Kunikida started out so untruamatized. Like the only truama he has was being an ex-math teacher. And now this poor man. He adopts a kid, the kid sacrifices himself to save kunikida. He starts liking a girl, she tries to kill him, and instead kills his son, then dies. He gets married, a few years later his husband gets shot by a terrorist and kidnapped(no seriously where tf is katai). He adopts a daughter, she almost gets bombed. He gets another husband on accident( they adopted the same child), that husband explodes infront of their daughter and turns into the same terrorist that shot and kidnapped his first husband.

This poor man. Not to mention he loves his detective job. He loves waking up every morning and living his life according to his schedule written down in his book about how to live. And then a bandage wasting mackerel with a book on how to die messes up his day. Every. Single. Day.

My poor kunikida.

#bsd kunikida #bsd #kunibram #kunikatai #kunidazai #bsd aya #bsd katai #bsd dazai #bsd bram

[originalartblog]

I reread Kunikida and Katai's Magnificient Days (which coincidentally happens on New Year's Eve) and these two made me soft again.

two bros spending the new year together to wish a happy one to all of you 💖

#many artistic liberties were taken #💖 #google doc in the link! #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd kunikida doppo #bsd kunikida #bsd tayama katai #bsd katai #nawy's doodles

[mishiami]

Kunikida punching a cop (cuz im tired of people always portraying him just as a goody two shoes who always obeys the law when he actually only follows his ideals and he has DEFINITELY punched a cop before)

malpractice you are so right for that. kunikida canonically broke into a weather station because they got the weather report wrong he is NOT your moralistic law abiding citizen

#asks #bsd #kunikida doppo #bsd katai #armed detective agency #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd atsushi #bsd kyouka #thats her head in the bottom left shes small #my art

[kiqilinn]

you really fucking thought i was going to be normal about the image limit? SIKE you idiot

+ bonus fyodor as joker quotes

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd sigma #bsd nikolai #bsd dazai #kafka asagiri #bsd fyodor #bsd kyusaku #yumeno kyusaku #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd mushitaro #shin soukoku #bsd beast #stormbringer #bsd kunikida #bsd katai #bsd kouyou #bsd oda #bsd flags #bsd ango #bsd rimbaud #rimaline #soukoku #bsd kenji #bsd kajii #bsd yosano #kousano #gem tag

[starlightshadowsworld]

Lucy: What would you guys have done if you didn't join the Agency? I know I'd still been with the Guild or on the run.

Dazai: I'd still be a Port Mafia Executive... Or even the Boss shudders.

Kyouka: I'd still be a Port Mafia assassin.

Atsushi: If Dazai and Kunikida didn't find me, I'd have died from starvation. That or I'd be shipped away or in jail.

Junichiro: twirling a knife... Jail.

Katai: Definitely be in jail.

Kenji: I'd still be at the farm.

Kunikida: I might've stayed as a maths teacher, but I probably would've ended up as some kind of vigilante. So jail probably.

Yosano: Provided Mori didn't get his hands on me, probably jail.... Or I'd kill him myself and than go to jail.

Fukuzawa: A solitary life as a wandering bodyguard.

Ranpo: I'd still become the world's best detective. But if that didn't work out, probably would've died before 15.

Lucy: Wow.

#bsd dazai #bsd kyouka #bsd lucy #bsd junichiro #bsd atsushi #bsd ranpo #bsd yosano #bsd fukuzawa #bsd katai #bsd kenji #bsd #bsd kunikida #bungou stray dogs

[uneducated-author]

Okay one thing I think of on this lawful day is this.

We joke about like, all the ADA dating enemies except for Kunikida right? And Kunikida finding out about it like-

Kunikida: "THE PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE DAZAI? NAKAHARA CHUUYA? THAT'S YOUR 'CUTE LITTLE CHIBI HOUSEWIFE'?!

Dazai, thrilled that Kunikda said 'chibi' with his actual voice: "Hey, Atsushi's dating Akutagawa."

Atsushi: "WHA-"

Kunikida, rounding in him: "THE RABID DOG?! IS ANYONE HERE NOT DATING A MEMBER OF THE PORT MAFIA?!"

Yosano: (coughs and carefully rearranges the flower arrangement from Kouyou.)

Ranpo: "I'm not!"

Kunikida: "Oh! Well... Thank you Ranpo, I shouldn't have expected less from such an exemplary dete-"

Ranpo: "I'm dating Poe."

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida: (SCREAMS)

But I think this would be followed up with Kunikida admitting to have a relationship with Katai, and Fukuzawa coming in like-

Fukuzawa: "You have a romantic relationship with another member of the ADA?"

Kunikida: "Well, Katai technically isn't-"

Fukuzawa: "Nonetheless, a workplace relationship has to be undertaken with care. I hope you have filled out the appropriate forms to HR?"

Kunikida: "... WE DON'T HAVE HR!"

Fukuzawa: "Nonetheless. Of course, I would never stand in the way of love, or dictate who you can start a relationship with, but I will say you ought to have put some... foresight, in who and how you start a relationship."

Kunikida: (Literally passes out, both from bubbling rage and shame at his own failure)

Dazai: "... President, is this because you didn't want to admit to thirsting over TWO heads of enemy organisations?"

Fukuzawa: "Back to work."

Basically I think it would be funny is after all the dramatics and shenanigans, KUNIKDA is the one with the illegal relationship.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #shin soukoku #soukoku #zenki soukoku #bsd katai

[twolonelycomets]

“Every ship in bsd is either toxic or doomed”

WRONG:

#bungo stray dogs anime #bungo stray dogs manga #bungo stray dogs #bsd #kunikida doppo #kunikida #katai tayama #bsd katai #kunikatai

[kaurwreck]

yall don't understand, when irl sasaki left him, irl kunikida coped by writing romantic (genre) poetry with irl katai. irl kunikida told irl katai about his vivid nightmares of murdering sasaki with a ceremonial sword he owned. then bsd gives us a world where kunikida and katai not only maintain their intensely tender relationship, but one in which they met at age 12. allowing me to then project onto them the extremely nostalgic and homoromantic kunikida short story My Sad Recollection of a Picture. most underrated ship of all time.

#kunikatai #bsd #bsd katai #bsd kunikida #bungo stray dogs #katai was interested in ghosts while kunikida was more engaged with divine revelation. if you even care.

[flamie-42]

Dazai: you know Kunikida, ive been kinda mean to you... Kunikida: more than "kinda" Dazai: ...and I know your jealous of my relationship... Kunikida: Dazai for the last time I do not want to date you Dazai: ...so me and Chuuya want to help you out a little... Kunikida: no Dazai i do not want your help Dazai: ...so we got you your very own boyfreind! Kunikida: what the fuck do you mean by that Chuuya: Dazai I have your delivery *Drops Katai on the floor* Katai: Kunikida please help! Ive been kidnaped by the Mafia Kunikida: Dazai i hate you so much *comforts Katai*

*Dazai and Chuuya high five*

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #skk #dazai #chuuya #kunikida doppo #bsd katai #idk their ship name #pls help

[carbonateds-oda]

don’t know wtf is going on w him in this pic but whatever it is, I felt that shit in my soul

#like i too lay face up in my bed w my hands covering my eyes in misery sometimes hang in there king I promise it’ll pass 🫶 #bsd #bungou stray dogs #katai tayama #bsd katai #bsd official art #sango harukawa #bsd manga

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Doppo Kunikida, single mother of like, 10

#that’s the agency’s mommy y’all #putting in the WORK #he gets to celebrate Mother’s Day AND Fathers Day #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd katai #bsd stage play

[1seaweedbrain1]

Shit I've Said/Done as BSD pt. 14

Dazai: Every now and then I start to not worry about talking then I remember that one time a close friend looked me in the eye and went, verbatim, "Being able to ignore you easily is kinda a requirement to being your friend" and immediately want a bleach smoothie

Chuuya: I want a motorcycle. No I don't know how to ride one I'll figure it the fuck out later

Albatross: You couldn't pay me to- actually that's a lie you could pay me to do most things, don't even gotta be money I'll do it for entertainment value

Sigma: Nikolai made the piñatas eat ass :(

Yosano: No I meant dismembering as in chopping people up not kicking them out of groups

Nikolai: I'd love you if you were a worm but I'd also use you as fish bait. bc. You'd be a worm.

Katai: You make me get out of bed and I'll jump out on the highway. Anyways~ hi! Good morning!

#bsd dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #bsd albatross #bsd sigma #bsd yosano #nikolai bsd #bsd katai #katai tayama #bungo stray dogs nikolai #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai #bungou stray dogs yosano #yosano akiko #sigma #sigma bungou stray dogs #albatross bsd #chuuya bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs chuuya #chuuyabsd #bsd dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai

[sableeira]

#yes Adam is listed first because I’m BIASED. sue me. #also I hope I didn’t miss anyone :( #I listed characters that we haven’t seen in a long time (esp if they didn’t appear since the start of the doa saga) #or the characters are way too OP to never be mentioned again #btw with not appeared since DOA Saga I’m not counting that one special chapter with Mushitaro Katai Kajii and Lovecraft #yeah Mark Twain is not on here. dunno if there are bsd mark fans out there… if you are a bsd mark fan you are allowed to scream at me ❤️ #bungou stray dogs #polls #bsd #bsd adam #bsd q #bsd agatha #bsd Verlaine #bsd kouyou #bsd wells #bsd kajii #bsd steinbeck #bsd Lovecraft #bsd natsume #bsd katai

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

The ADA: Kunikida is the moral compass of us

Katai, who's know kunikida since they were kids and has watched him throw tear gas into a police precinct for fun: Oh

#doppo kunikida #bungou stray dogs incorrect quotes #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect bungo stray dogs #incorrect bsd quotes #kunikida x katai #bsd kunikida #bungou stray dogs kunikida #bungou stray dogs katai #bsd katai #katai tayama #the ada #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[kiqilinn]

Part 2

#bsd #bsd as textposts #bungo stray dogs #kunikidazai #siglai #nikolai gogol #sigma #bsd sigma #sigma bsd #bsd nikolai #doppo kunikida #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #kunikatai #katai tayama #bsd katai #paul verlaine #stormbringer #koyo ozaki #kouyou ozaki #bsd verlaine #shin soukoku #sskk #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #lucy montgomery #gem tag

[starlightshadowsworld]

I am a Kunikida had an emo phase truther and so just image Katai getting bribed by Dazai to give him a picture of Kunikida as a teenager.

Dazai's expecting dorky nerdy Kunikida in a suit or sweater vest at some school event.

What he gets instead is Kunikida yelling at a cop at a protest. His hair is in a high ponytail, with streaks of purple in it.

He's wearing a jean jacket filled with pins and patches. Fishnet gloves and flipping off said cop with one hand. And holding his notebook in the other.

Dazai is just staring, jaw dropped while Katai snorts in amusement.

Dazai's just like... I was robbed! We were robbed!

#kunidazai #kunizai #kunikida doppo #dazai osamu #bsd katai #bsd dazai #bsd #bungou stray dogs