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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

#hahahahahaha it's funny cause it's true #it's true and unfunny #ao3 #writing

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I saw one of the most gorgeous pieces of art by @lotus-pear and I have been unwell ever since, and so decided to take a stab at writing an accompanying piece!

(I've read an answer from them once saying they're okay with people writing stuff for them, and I wrote something for them before but needless to say, if they want me to take this down I will! Same goes with any other artist I've written something for!)

I'm going to be honest, this is just the ADA reunion I am manifesting and that Asagiri is keeping from me, let them love each other! I want hugs! But it's about Dazai returning home after Meursalt, so please as always, let me know what you think! Take care, and have a lovely day!

Thank you so so much to the original artist (the specific art is tagged in the fic and possibly below if I can get tumblr to link a tumblr post) for all their wonderful work! You have the most wonderful art style!

#bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #bsd atsushi #ao3

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This art has been spinning in my head like a rotisserie chicken for So Long and I was 100 words into a wip for a family reunion fic anyway so the fates aligned and I have ruined yet another lovely piece of art. You all must suffer with me. Sorry OP.

IF ASAGIRI WONT DRAW THE FAMILY REUNION ILL FUCKING DO IT MYSELF

#bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #bsd atsushi #ao3

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My favourite girl in the world is the pretty one in the library who saw my Kashmiri Pink Chai and said it was Barbie Coded and then immediately gasped with horror told me that she didn't mean to spoil the movie. Bestie what do you meeeeeean.

#personal #i don't have a tag for personal stuff #humour

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Me, finishing my most monstrous WIP: Well now I have time to wrap up my OTHER monstrous BNHA WIP, of which I only have three chapters. Right? Right!

Also me: ... I wanna write a BSD one-shot again.

Me: NO

Also Me: IT'S BEEN FOREVER

Me yet again: IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS

So setting myself a challenge for you guys to get either a Kunikidazai fic by the end of the day (inspired from one of my favourite artists) or a found family ADA piece, a touch more Atsushi centric. I hate myself.

Edit: This is now a 5+1 Atsushi & ADA centric fic. I hate myself.

#bungou stray dogs #ao3

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I'm so happy to say that I've finally finished my longest fic yet, capped at 111,111! If you want to read a story about Wei Wuxian healing, learning the difference between survival and living, understanding that he isn't a curse upon those he loves, with a side of him making a home in Gusu, forming and reconnecting with family new and old, and some Wei Changze introspection, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it!

Also, so so many thanks to everyone who has commented, messaged or interacted with this story. Love you all, hearing your support has truly made me so happy 🥰

A happy ending depends on where you stopped the story. Wei Wuxian had never put much faith in such an idle saying.

But his story had ended over a decade ago, and the world had moved too far forward for him to find his own place. What use was a nightmares role in a time of peace, except to hide away and retreat from everyone else's happy ending?

It isn't upsetting. He has people in this world who love him, even if he can't be with them. And it's good, to be alone, figure out how the world has changed under his own standing. Honestly, he's fine alone.

Fortunately, the people who love him refuse to let him be lonely. And sometimes it takes a third chance for the souls to click back into place.

(The one where Wei Wuxian travels alone, only to find home in the place he never dared to hope for. Or alternatively, the one where Lan Zhan holds his soulmate and tells him he can stay.)

#ao3 #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #fic rec #my fic

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'Go to hell' is basic. 'I hope your favourite book let's a bad movie adaptation' is juvenile. 'I hope your favourite franchise has an announced movie, with a full teaser trailer, before immediately throwing it in development hell for seven years with absolute zero updates, and then being cancelled out of nowhere, without the possibility of another studio buying the IP to pursue giving the franchise a second chance to be rounded off in a satisfying way' is vicious. It's possible. It happened.

#yuri on ice #ice adolescence

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Was it that one Duolingo 'Born to make history' ice skating exhibition with the massive green owl that killed Ice Adolescence oooooor???

Like, did MAPPA see Duolingo pull that together and go like... Yikes, let's axe the whole thing. Just, Burn the Baby. Throw the whole project out.

#yuri on ice #ice adolescence #duolingo #humour

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A moment for all the fic writers who have found at least three hundred new titles for fics with the Taylor Swift double album drop.

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #just a joke #but then again #...

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

#spiderman #humour

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

#Lesbian Jock Solidarity #humour

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This is VERY much the same energy as that one Much Ado About Nothing show with David Tennant and Catherine Tate which brings a certain 'their swagless looks and cringefail personality have captivated me' to the whole affair and I am not being as polite as OP I am DEMANDING that you all enjoy the free serotonin of both of them cross dressing, David Tennant in a denim miniskirt and a purple sequined crop top and various physical comedy shots of poor Catherine Tate swimming midair. I truly believe it's required viewing.

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

#much ado about nothing #shakespeare #david tennant #catherine tate #not the first time I've shared this on tumblr #if I had a nickel for everytime I promoted David Tennant and Catherine Tate's version of MAAN I would have about 23 nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened 23 times #Youtube

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my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

#this is incredibly sweet but I would like to bring up MY Santa story as an Indian #where some well meaning aunt in our community wanted to add an element of hinduism to the mostly secular notion of Santa #so she replaced Santa with Ganesha #Yes #the god with the elephant head #I for one was hyped #and asked if that meant that Jesus and Ganesha were good friends

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Kunikida: I think perhaps there might be a better way to do this...

Dazai, applying lipstick to his forehead: Don't tell me how to do my job.

Chuuya, picking the pointiest bullet from his stash: I'll take any chance I get to shoot the bastard.

And that's their first date.

I think that we, as a fandom, moved on too quickly from this. Nevermind the fact that they came up with the idea to have Chuuya fake shoot Dazai with a gun (unsurprising), what kind of situations were they getting into for them to need Chuuya to fake shoot Dazai enough times for it to be "a thing"??

Did Chuuya have to pretend to accidentally shoot Dazai in the middle of a face-off? Or to purposefully shoot Dazai who was taken prisoner "so he wouldn't talk" and get everyone's eyes off him with a fight so Dazai could snoop around? Were they playing the betrayal/switching sides card regurlarly? Was Chuuya likely to be planted in the crowd as some enemy? Or perhaps the opposite, with Dazai infiltrated in order to intimidate their oponent? Did they run scams with it somehow?????

#bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

#... huh #it's weird realising you have a point #will my self loathing allow this. #i think perchance it will #thank you

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Okay yeah, but what's their backstory huh? Where's the flashback to the turmoil pitted between their families and the hopelessness of understanding when the other has destroyed you so?

English added by me :)

#humour

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Mr Gaiman I don't mean to bother you but there's a YouTube called Hildegard Von Blingin' and they do bard covers that reprogram your brain beautifully, I now duck away from your gaze milord-

Like Bardcore is a thing and nobody was going to tell me about it?

#Middle English #Youtube #bardcore #yes I am thrilled that me and Mr Gaiman have similar tastes in music no I'm not crying