#burger chair

[bluecummers]

As Legato Bluesummers ... I don't know what to tell you ...

Please there is an addition to it ... I NEED IT SO BADLY PLEASE-

minus points for the spelling ...

#trigun #legato bluesummers #shitpost #meme #hot dog sofa #burger chair #fast food furniture #LEGATO IS THE GLIZZY GLUTTON GUY YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND PLEASE

[scoutingthetrooper]

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#food #delicious #tasty #lunch #dinner #burger #cheeseburger #fries #french fries #table #chair #green #outdoors #bacon #meat

[candysharkart]

kind of guy who faints at the sight of blood but will scrape his knees for his kids and not complain a bit. he does cry though. hurted.

(s13ep10 the plight before christmas)

#candy shark #fan work #Bob's Burgers #screen redraw #supposed to just be warmup then i spent like 3 hours trying to draw a chairs. damn fool.

[thebekashow]

Blood and Burgers.. and a bug.

Tried opening the door, seems bob had.. other plans.

#thebekashow #art #bob velseb #spooky month #blood and burgers #bugs #after a while the game becomes less spooky and more so.. irritating. #the chairs bounce off the walls when i tried to make a ladder back up to the vent and welp. #aurghh...

[um-jammer-rammy]

my honest reaction

was listening to child i will hurt you on loop while drawing this

#parappa the rapper #parappa #parappa the rapper 2 #ptr #colonel noodle #parappa 2 #parappa fanart #beard burger master #beard burgers #neon genesis evangelion #shinji chair #surprised it took me less than an hour to finish this on ibispaint #SoundCloud

[ltwharfy]

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! Hope you have a wonderful day with your friends, family, and other folks you fled a poultry-based disturbance with!

#thanksgiving #Bob's burgers #dawn of the peck #I will always love how they have Rudy Mickey and Teddy join them for dinner at the end of this one #and I will never get over how ridiculously small Rudy looks in that folding chair

[mxwhore]

learned a very valuable lesson today

#for each DICKHEAD you encounter there will always be a kind person waiting for you :) #i was flabbergasted that everyone had decided to be an asshole towards me. a stranger #first scenario: i was in the train watching my phone and this older guy comes up to me and starts going off on a 'kids these days!!' rant #he basically told me that i was BEGGING to get my ass beaten and my phone stolen and he wouldnt come console me when i cried abt it #me being used to this treatment from my grandma i just went ok. and put my phone away #and obviously that pissed the guy even more so he continued to rant until it was his stop #i wasnt too pissed because i was going to HAVE A BURGER!! but still. what?? #so i went to get that burger and wait for my mom so we can go to the farm #and the burger guy was extra niceys to me :) we joked around and stuff #AND THEN. scenario number two #i had my delicious burger and i was looking for a table when i saw two ladies sitting with and empty table next to them #and so i went! i was just about to sit down when a random lady SNATCHES the chair i was about to use #i was like WTF??? #the two old ladies saw this and instantly went like wtf are you ok??? and starting having a go at the random woman #she ofc in good karen fashion didnt care. so the ladies let me have one of the chairs so i could sit next to them #the woman decided to sit right in front of us and so we started shit talking her between us. it was very fun tbh #i was genuinely bummed at these interactions till i realized that there were lots of strangers that were niceys to me #and have me extra ketchup #anyway!! im off to see my dog now #love u

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

Happy (early) Thanksgiving everyone!! I knew I just had to draw this scene from Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid because it's just so sweet and adorable!!

Bob and Gene's Father/Son relationship, you will always have a special place in my heart.

Just Bob saying "As soon as you pass that sip test, I'll eat dinner with you! :D" is the sweetest thing ever. And then he actually does eat dinner with Gene?? That makes me so 🥹

Also, I might have a special surprise planned for tomorrow, but we'll see 👀

#thanksgiving #bob's burgers #i drew the forks so atrociously i am now choosing to say that they're turkey bones #utensils are WAY harder to draw than i anticipated #i know gene was naked in this scene but i just wanted to draw him with a cute sweater #why are the chairs so small?? i don't know it just kind of turned out that way #it looks kind of cute though?? i think?? #anyway diarrhea of a poopy kid is an underrated thanksgiving episode because of this song and this song alone

[voidcoretxt]

cant stop thinking abojt the fontaine cast at mcdonalds now

#its all bc of that neuvillette happy meal post. augh #but ueah neuvillettes sobbing over his happy meal. sitting in that little nook between the registers and the corridor with bathrooms #wriothesley and sigewinne are sitting next to the window on couches. sigewinne has a happy meal #wrio has a salad ( sigewinne told him to get it bc its healthy. he got the big one with chicken ) and one of those fish burgers ( dad meal) #chlorinde and navia ( + navias guys that follow her around ) arent on a date but chlorinde wishes it was one #chlorinde is literally shaking bc ouugh navia is so hot while navia bites into a burger no thoughts head empty style #the pickles slid out and stained chlorindes shirt ( white buttonup. she dressed up for this ) #theyre also sitting next to the window #lyney lynette and freminet are sitting at a table where one half has a couch and the other has chairs #lyney and lynette are on chairs and freminet is on the couch #they theee of them are going ham on a chickenbox and lynette is also drinking mcdonalds sprite #( the ice melted so its just weird water now. the straw disintegrated too ) #that goth girl is working cash register #ive thought about this a lot okay #voidcore.txt

[horrorlesbians]

accidentally working my ten hour open to close shift with only two cokes and a yogurt in my system was not smart

#🦌 #im literally so hungry #deathgripping my office chair like please release me i need a burger #ask to tag

[vimbry]

#it's about this btw! #the epithets again lmao. glasses & quiet. those famous guys #since the rest of this article as mentioned is broken now: the world's largest chair is mentioned in sassy magazine 1990 #they apparently argued with their crew over wanting to drive a mile out of the way to go see it. while wearing burger king crowns #and piles of shit is Probably referencing the shooting of boss of me. when flansburgh's in the dirt with a dismembered arm #I've read a quote somewhere apparently from the rage 2002 hosting where linnell says something like ''we had to lie in poo'' #collapsing stages is of course. the famous polka

[soupsv0id]

here is your high quality shadow the hedgehog content you all followed me for:

eat burger

#context: i wnat to eat burger #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fanart #eat burger....... #he sits on chair normally 👍👍👍👍

[gavidaily]

would you recommend going to the barcelona museum?

so much! it's the new museum since Camp Nou is under reconstruction, and they did an immersive experience. i'm gonna be honest, when i booked the tickets I thought it was going to be lame, mostly virtual (like screens only) and that it was too expensive for it. but when i got there, i was gladly wrong. i def recommend it, it's worth the visit!!

spoilers ahead

it's so cool and it has different rooms and the trophies are there, old stuff like gloves, the first shoes used by that player, old kits, it's so cool to see it! there's a massive wall with barça's kits from all the years and new ones. a special place for la masia story with this big screen with a cute video of la masia players talking about it, that's the video i posted a few days back. there's a special place for Messi and his trophies, a room with touch screen totem where you select a player and you see their information and a little video with their highlights 😭 and a room with those popular installations nowadays where they display videos on all the walls and it's 360º it's very cool!!

the price is in line with other museums in Barcelona (I paid the same for Casa Battló) so if you're a barça fan, you should check it out. I love it. It's not big and fascinating as museums with yk art pieces and sculptures, but it's amazing to see the club's history and old stuff.

i want to go again when they reopen camp nou because there's a ticket where you enter the pitch and it must be amazing.

#it feels special somehow #i also went to the barça cafe and you get a plastic cup!!!! i'm such a child for souvenirs and 'free' stuff i loved it #but what i think it's the greatest thing it's how committed they are with details #like the napkin the bag that came the sandwich the chairs with numbers the plastic cup you can take it with you #even the burger has barça's crest on it #all the tables have informations and little facts #also go to the store even if you wont buy anything!! its big and it's filled with photos of them and all the kits are very beautiful #i felt like a little kid mesmerized by everything the whole time #for someone who lives so far to be there it felt pretty special #me last year: i only gonna follow gavi not fcb #me now: i'm in love with this club and nothing else matters #anon #gavidaily asks #ask

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

I’ve been skipping around watching episodes of Bob’s burgers at random lately and tonight I’m watching Friends with Burger-fits and I really just want to point out how short Mort is, I mean canonically he’s like 5’7, but look at his little feet on the stool, he can’t touch the ground!

#mort bobs burgers #bobs burgers #short king!!! #okay he’s like the same height as me but still compared to Teddy who I think is like 6ft he’s short #god I love Mort #very poor image because I literally paused it and zoomed in from my chair because I’m laaazzzyyy

[sploon-fic-fan]

can we make jack to the future a copypasta

Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. And that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask.

Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up. punches ground beef

Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question.

Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm, that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized, home-built time machine. Purple, red… Oh yeah, green one, that’s good, I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay, measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Let’s go! Just so you know, time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting, how about I just answer some of your questions?

“How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved.

“How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out, we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself, Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No, it’s actually called ‘augmented reality,’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun, the Big Dipper, the Little Skipper, the Unicorn, the Unicran, some other ones… Oh, really quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what, I’ll just look it up. Thanks anyway, bye! G: He was a bit of a jerk, wasn’t he?

“What is your favorite video game?” Not really a fan of the new ones, I don’t really have the fingers for ‘em, so let’s go all the way back to 1972 to play the first video game.

J: Hey guys! What are we working on?

Guy with Glasses and Mustache: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular paddle hits this round circular ball, and then that ball travels across this empty black space where it meets up with… another paddle! Haha!

J: That’s really tight, guys, and you’ll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out

Woman with Glasses: What is it?

J: It’s the future. So, you’re trying to hit this target.

WG: Where are the cords?

J: No cords. Here, look.

WG: Honey, we should get one of these!

“What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?” Ugh, finally! A good question! Let’s go to the future where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It’s time to go Jack to the future! record scratch Get it? Uh, Jack to the future, it’s-it’s a pun on a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, um, wait… yeah, that’s right, yeah.

J: Oh my gosh, you must be my great great grandson!

Jacksfilms Look-Alike with White Hair: Get out of my home.

J: Let’s grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh?

JLAWH:

No. J: Just gotta add a dragon, and boom! It’s pretty cool, right, little dragon popping up and everything. You body language says ‘yes’.

JLAWH: No.

J: Not a little?

JLAWH: Nuh-uh.

J: Not even a little?

JLAWH: …No.

J: Yeah, no, I-I’m busy too, I gotta get back to my time machine. It was really cool catching up, hehe! Call me! Or, you kn- aw, it doesn’t work like that. Uh, call me anyway, man.

All in all, that was a pretty good trip. Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone, not giving it back, hehe. runs into lighting equipment Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!

#Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone #the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. #what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well #I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course #then he’d be all like #“what’s a YouTube?” You know what #that question sucks #next question. Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up #HoOLiGanLLaMA #I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm #that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized #home-built time machine. Purple #red… Oh yeah #green one #that’s good #I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay #measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Le #time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting #how about I just answer some of your questions? “How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where #uh #you outgrow your goth phase. Boom #problem solved. “How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out #we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself #Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa #shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No #it’s actually called ‘augmented reality #’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun #the Big Dipper #the Little Skipper #the Unicorn

[pandaskywalker]

the worst part of this whole stupid garbage day is that I still have a weird texture on the back of my teeth where my tongue likes to sit

#thats worse than getting stuck in the snow at stupid burger king #or the chair flipping me and the table #or the glass in my foot while i was cleaning #or my partners panic attack about their stupid shitty dad