#but i think he pretends to be a wizard

[thunderjackal]

*scuttles in and drops this at your door* jmart dnd au anyone??? anyone???

anyway trying to improve on backgrounds and I think this turned out really well as I haven't drawn a proper forest background before, its a little cluttered but alas.

alt w/o eye below the cut

#jmart #jonmartin #teaholding #tma jon #jon sims #jonathen sims #jarchivist #martin blackwood #tma martin #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #the magpod #thunders funky art #thinking this is set in s5 #Martins a wind genasi?? idk if they exist (i completely forgot genasi's have differently coloured skin whoops) (they also dont have tails O #horns but sshh its finne) #he's also a bard but not like instrument bard more like ancient greek bards like orpheus where his voice + poetry is his instrument #Jon is a elf/human idk you decide (half elf/?? maybe) and a warlock #but i think he pretends to be a wizard #BECAUSE THE ASETHETIC #moth Jon got to me guys #i couldn't resist #dnd au #dnd #tma fanart

[gunpowdercarousel]

OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED THIS

You mind link

with every origin character

when you meet them

except

for

fucking

GALE

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #this probably means nothing #but i'd like to think it means something #i would like to propose the crackpot idea that gale never actually got a tadpole #and he was just fucking around this entire time #he was just pretending #or he even thought he got one or ACTUALLY got one #but like it couldn't handle his big wizard brain and just died instantly #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #wyll

[rozecrest]

if you get pregnant just to secure a place in the home of your true enemy so you can constantly throw yourself on them physically and homoerotically fight them you are no longer rivals you are just gay

#the way toast gives cas SIGNIFICANTLY more energy and attention that merlin… i’d feel bad for him but he truly doesn’t seem to mind #he got his true wish (not being a doctor but having someone (babies) to take care of) so everybody wins in a way #AND DON’T THINK I DONT SEE YOU CASTASPELLA “’that pregnant woman you love but pretend to hate’ WIZARD. UNREPRESS!!!!! #bee and puppycat #toastaspella #(<- knocks. is anyone in that tag yet. where are my people that love woman who fight because they’re obsessed with each other

[battleslippers]

most insane thing I’ve done as of recent!

literally just ocs atp but we chill. the aforementioned texts (you know the ones) are 100% ooc but it’s okay because it was funny @mister-mickey

Dallas cuts his hair for lore reasons and it looks like SHITTT at first

obviously derived from tolkien elves but they’re also kind of glorified plants. We also locked up Dallas’ magic to burn him from the inside out because honestly who DOESNT wanna see that (severely shortened lifespan)

Will be making full body designs unfortunately + maybe some of the other gang

#we talked in depth about this au for like 3 hours or something #elves usually just release it passively and control it to make shit grow but like #Dallas’ is locked up so the plants go to HIM. queue havoc on the infrastructure #Tim is some wizard guy he’s like good at magic I guess lol #we have a document of just lore #the outsiders #dallas winston #tim shepard #fantasy au #art #slipper art #when Dallas walks in grass it sticks to him I think that’s quite funny #will happily lore dump #I forgot to add Tim’s skintone oohhh just pretend he has melanin ohhhh

[dailyrandomdoodles]

TEE HEE!!! HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense'S DTYIS :3!!!! OTHER VERSIONS BELOW CUT

#æ #charliepiratesDTIYS #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #i think it would be so fun in a pirate au if Solly is a mer pretending to be human or something. little mermaid style idk. #except he simply just stole a magic earring from Merasmus (who's a sea wizard) and fucked off to who knows where lmao #(he is hangin out and exploding things with his pirate bestie :D)

[glitterslag]

I've said it before but while the other boys were playing soccer in the school yard Eddie was playing as the dog in the girls' make believe games

Like his sexual awakening was deffo a group of girls surrounding him and petting him and calling him a good boy and telling him to bark

#hellcheer #chrissy's group would probably see him playing all by himself and feel bad and include him 🥺 #but actually i think he would be pretty content running around and pretending to be a wizard by himself bless

[azaisya]

This campaign ended in May, but I still think about them! The fire genasi was our druid, Eddy, and he got to become king and marry the love of his life.

#the love of his life is my wizard's sister and he's sooooo grumpy about it #(not really ofc he thinks theyre cute but he's legally required to pretend to be annoyed) #dnd art #dnd pc #fire genasi #dnd druid #candlesart #campaign k #eddy blaze #cyretha ayren #and then there were dragons #also i literally just swapped to the new post editor and hey that's how you add image IDs #catchall wizard tag

[greenlakegalpals]

the branwens have strilalonde energy.

qrow is a dave strider that started drinking his problems away like a true lalonde

raven is a rose lalonde if rose was raised by striders and developed a sudden hatred for wizards

#critism not accepted #rwby #strq #qrow branwen #raven branwen #you cannot tell me qrow was not a dave elizabeth strider during beacon #qrow thinking hes cool and mysterious and has to keep his cool street cred up at all times like hes not the weirdo in the corner #mumbling to himself and word vomits when stressed and collects dead things that tai yells at not to leave arnd and is a huge gimm reaper #fanboy. he gets into shitty rap music and is the absolute bane of everyones existance thinking hes got bars #raven isnt free of critisim shes full of dry sass and sarcasm like rose #she thinks shes also mysterious and cryptic and full of secrets beyond the comprehension of these soft bellied kingdom folks #she pretends shes /above/ reading a book shes doesnt need to /read/ raven branwen scoffs at the very idea of such a useless hobby #summers ya dark fantasy books suddenly go missing for weeks #only to reappear chikn scratch scribbled on notes and fifty pages of criticism that woulda made her teachers proud #summer politely threatens murdr for writing on her books but is very interested abt ravens thoughts on complaceny of the learned #raven thinks the author is a pretentious pixie dust sniffing wizard fe/tish freak of an asshole. she has a 100 page essay of critism done i #in a week

[quixoticrobotic]

in bg3 i named my half-orc ranger's raven Jaeris just bc every time i see the birds in this game i think of this

#you cant name the animal companions but I CAN PRETEND #also i think shes gonna romance gale. giant woman carry around her wizard boyfriend #he needs to eat a mood ring or some tarot cards or he'll explode

[olberic]

i love seeing what other ppls curse of strahd games are like. ppl saying its a tragedy or talking about dramatic moments or character deaths. meanwhile OUR curse of strahd game is a comedy. we’ve gotten werewolfed. twice. stole so much wine from the vineyard. we pranked isaac in the town square. barovia (town) failed the vibe check so we left. me (paladin) and the sorcerer and the ranger do three stooges distractions so the wizard can stealth in and rob ppl. we’re making father lucien into an adventurer by bringing him everywhere. we’re hitting on one of strahd’s consorts. me and the wizard are trying to get strahd to hire us. the sorcerer and ranger want to strangle us.

#also very funny is that the wizard is the sorcerer’s student but they hate each other #and my warlock patron lives in my head and im pretending i dont notice him. meanwhile im using his telepathy to talk to the lady watcher #also when npcs think my paladin is a holy knight and hes just like 🧍‍♂️ bc hes neutral at best and his warlock patron is making him worst #t #dnd #curse of strahd #(sorry for the main tag smsbsnbsjsh)

[came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted]

my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it

#he’s a liiiiiiitle bit of a serial killer so i’m envisioning him in like a white gown/robe with his hair up like in fucking. ella enchanted #in the garden with caryalind thallery but the knife behind his back is just coated in blood and there’s a pile of bodies behind him that we #can see but cary can’t see. i LOVE cary btw if you haven’t tried him as a follower highly highly recommend #vaynis is a character i didn’t think i’d get all that attached to i just wanted to try out the ancient falmer mod and then i got like. SO #attached to him immediately. he’s not actually an ancient falmer he’s just like. a non betrayed falmer who’s 23. his dad was like the #ultimate ‘i survive everything bc i’m good at hiding’ kinda guy who was a child when the snow prince died and he just fucked off into the #jerall mountains for forever basically. and another falmer (much younger) stumbled on him up there and was like ‘dude wtf if you have #immortality magic why do you live in a wizard shack in the mountains’ and he was like ‘well. i’m wicked scared all the time you see’ #so in exchange for teaching her the immortality spell he was like ‘will you have a baby with me so the falmer don’t die out’ and she was #like ‘yeah ok but i’m not raising this fucking baby. i’m leaving i’m not a mom. you won’t make me a mom’ and he was like ‘yeah sure ok’ #secretly thinking if he built her a tower she’d stay. so every day he’d build the tower bit by bit with magic and everyday she’d plan to #leave and like in a fairytale they had the ‘i’m going to leave’ ‘i know’ conversation but then vaynis was born and she actually DID leave bc #she wasn’t a mom! she told him that! but he was like shocked bc he was a moron. and so he locked vaynis in his wizard tower and only let him #out to teach him how to hunt and track and forage. and vaynis really wanted to see the world but his dad would never change. so he planned #to leave and he picked himself out a nice breton adventurer to seduce into taking him along only when his dad found out he killed the breton #and locked vaynis back in the tower. and vaynis waited and watched and planned and pretended like he was sorry. and then one day he #knifed him in his sleep. and took his shit and escaped. but auriel wasn’t super happy about that so he shipwrecked him. and ever since theb #vaynis has been pretty pathetic. he’s working on it but like. it really is kinda embarassing to watch. anyway his new scheme for glory is to #join the thalmor and he IS really pretty so this thalmor agent in solitude was like ‘hey the heir to the aldmeri dominion is also here and #we like. really need him back and with his head in the game. the nords are stupid they think you’re a altmer but like. i know a bitch whose #race is supposed to be extinct when i see one. you seduce caryalind thallery back into line and we’ll help you do whatever you wanna do to #restore the falmer. ideally it’s integrate with us.’ so vaynis obviously takes that fucking opportunity but problems arise bc caryalind #isn’t quite as seduceable as previously thought. yeah he’s flirty but he’s also looking for something serious and trying to become a better #person. so vaynis is on a journey of ‘get aldmeri prince to marry me and have his baby to achieve greatness’ when they stumble into helgen #after alduin attacks (bc as we all know i’m addicted to the ‘the prisoner dies and akatosh has to pick a new dragonborn’ narrative’ and he #) and akatosh picks vaynis honestly? to be funny. i love interpreting akatosh as a smartass it’s so funny to me #‘yeah there’s a whole world riding on this but like. wouldn’t it be kinda hilarious to see what happens?’ #alternatively maybe akatosh and auriel are one in the same. you decide #anyway becoming the dragonborn really complicates this plan like. MOST severely

[jaxonkreide]

I remember last year when i changed my icon for pride month I said I’d change it into something else once pride month was over, but then I just didn’t end up drawing anything i was proud of enough to set it as a new icon (to be fair i didn’t even draw like one art piece a month last year lmao)

Anyways, it’s pride once again and I decided that i should stop chomping on sunflowers after a full year, so here i am, once again, with a new pride icon which probably won’t change until next year lmao. 

It’s one of my many personas :] this guy is a(n angel pretending to be a) wizard!!

#honestly I'm kinda sad i lost motivation to post the little things i do actually finish #because no one besides some friends have ever seen art of like #the ton of personas I've been accumulating the past years #jaxdart #but also if i did post about them on tumblr I'd have to think of better ways to refer to them than just saying 'wizard' or 'angel' or etc #so that i could tag them in a nice way lmao #note that this guy knows basically nothing about being a wizard he's just pretending to do an undercover job #dude's overworked and pretending to be on an oh so important mission when he's actually having a vacation

[bluejaybird12]

Commission I got from suzakudarknight on A&C

LOOK AT MY MONKI BOYO IN HIS SAVANACLAW DORM UNIFORM

#Valins: Flying High #twst oc #wizard of oz #twisted wonderland oc #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart #savanaclaw #savanaclaw oc #I just realized he has a wolf fang around his neck #I used Jack's Dorm Uniform as a ref and didn't think about it lol! #Well you can't really tell so pretend it's like a feather or something

[lunarcry]

i do wanna send the last wondahois but todays been o-(-( so........tmrw. heho. hopefully the satyr thing w kaitlyn too?!? i need to move over some olde stuff w faty + the rion ask(heheheheoehhoehoehoeho) too......but at least wondahois tmrw

#stardust speaking ! #may i interest u in nonsense mhyk talk instead #stopped being obsessed w nero n am now obsessed w mithra/akira again instead #whatever their brain chemistry turns into whenever they talk to e/o makes me lose it #like. mithra is the? 2nd strongest wizard in the world? #n the last sage left warnings about mithra so. ofc akiras terrified #but then theres stuff like mithras damn chara story #where akira tries to get to know him better #n mithras laying on his bed and akiras just thinking (hehe this is kinda like having a tamed wild beast:]) n moves to pet his head #AND THAT ALRDY. IS SO. DID U LOSE EVERY SENSE OF DANGER #and then mithra pretends to bite akira and akira has their life flashing pass their eyes AND? #I? #theyre so funny #theyre absolutely ridiculous #akiras mix of 'i am scared of u. i want to get to know u n i want to get along here. hello this is my meow meow' is so hilarious by default #that time when riquet was like 'im think im getting stronger in maigc:)' or whatever #and mithra was just 'huh? im the strongest tho?://' THE KID IS 16YEARS OLD CAN US TOP #SSTTOOOPPPPPP #he does that MUltiple times #also shino 'the road is harsh watch ur step heath n sage' mithra 'ok' #????? HE WASNT TALKING TO U #he looks so carefree n aloof n suddenly he wanna fight oz n then he does his a ha ha laugh and ? hes so funny #i lov when mithra or owen are in an event cuz it automatically becomes incredible simply cuz their personalities are So fun #also. the times when akira&co has gone 'so cool' when mithras done something...so funny #imma be normal now

[meowww-ffxiv]

Liios was behind the foundational research and smaller-scale inventions that ended up fueling the artificial sun in Labyrinthos.

He also helped designing the rudimentary build of those atmosphere controllers. And wrote several papers on the merits of terraforming a region by making explicit use of elemental aspected crystals and amplifiers.

As the Warrior of Light it helped him understand how condensation and dispersion of elemental energy in the case of primals worked to destabilize the land’s aether if not why that was important. Like sure, Minfilia explained about Hydaelyn but Liios found it wild to believe that there was a goddess etc.

And then the souls stuff was just beyond him. Tempering, specifically. He could understand the physical aspect of being altered by being overly exposed to a certain elemental energy in large quantities but he couldn’t wrap his mind around the worship aspect of it. Or how faith and belief could empower a primal.

After joining the Scions in ARR, Liios asked Ptolemy (still in Thavnair) about the phenomenon and had a bunch of letters and research forwarded to him. This was what put Ptolemy into contact with Nidhana, and Liios funneled a large amount of firsthand witness accounts, observations, and data to the Great Work for years now.

So he and Nidhana knew each other by the time they met in EW, even if this was the first time they actually met.

#liios suvali #liios is like look man. my degree is in mechanical engineering. #i can make a pot that warms itself and tell you how electricity and water mills work #but this whole soul shit is ??? and I’m kinda scared to find out #he always joked to ptolemy that maybe if he was a wizard this stuff would’ve been easier to swallow #thinking about the mechanisms of some of the bullshit he went thru as wol gave him a migraine #that was also initially what attracted liios to estinien #man is v simple. he find a target and he hit it. #and when he told liios he wouldn’t even pretend to understand all this primal and soul shit Liios was like #come here and take off your clothes sweatie

[griffinsmith]

Was thinking about redrawing that old pic I made last year of all the barkingham characters together with Sherlock bones and Watson and remembered that I left out Billy the cutter in that pic … Billy I am so sorry that won’t happen again

#idk if I’ll actually redraw it but I think it could be fun #i like Billy da clipper but I never do anything with him because he throws off my silly ass idea for how jackall pulled off da barkingham #heist and I prefer to interpret Billy being in barkingham at the time of the heist as just dumb luck #he also broke in that night and when the young wizard finds him he lies about being associated to jackall #he saw jackall scurrying off with the queen and decided to cover his own tracks by pretending to associate with him #that’s a whole lot of words to basically just say that Billy has nothing to do with jackall and the barkingham heist in my silly ass au #and was breaking into barkingham on the same night on pure accident #that is all . I’ll put him in the redraw unless I forget to. i love overthinking chaeacters #sawyer rambles