#but it's still very funny

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Fit. Where are you, Fit? Where are you, Fit? Where is my official gossip???

It's always very funny hearing Pac and Fit complaining when the other person hasn't logged onto the server yet, lmao.

#Pactw #QSMP #Pac #Not tagging Hideduo because these are the CCs so the tag isn't applicable #but it's still very funny #Not a full transcript or translation because I don't want to get it wrong but TLDR: #Pac's talking about how he might close the live after 4 hours (?) and says ''but let's hope not it depends on how things progress'' #then complains about where Fit is #lmao #I love their friendship so much dude I WISH THEYD HANG OUT MORE OUTSIDE OF THE SERVER #GAH!!!!!! #THEYRE SO SWEET AND I LOVE THEM BOTH #please tailor your content to me specifically /hj #This was one of those times when I had Pac's stream on in the background just for background noise #and hearing him suddenly swap to English and say that startled me LMAO #October 10 2023 #I'm pretty sure #Q

[luthwhore]

whenever people call lex a republican i know immediately that don't actually read comics that feature him bc his actual canonical political beliefs are so much weirder than that.

like. when he ran for president -- which was, for reference, during the bush era! -- he was anti-fossil fuels and pro-green energy, except all of his proposals for green energy inevitably involve kryptonite. in justice league: unlimited he funded a massive low-income housing + affordable energy project but ONLY because he knew superman would get suspicious and put a stop to it, thereby making superman look like an ass.

he is vocally an atheist who holds most religions in contempt and a staunch believer in science (even if a lot of the science he's up to is unethical). unless the state of the republican party is very different in the DCU than it is irl, he is not a republican.

frankly, on paper, he is something between a neo-lib centrist and a weird libertarian, which i personally think is way funnier.

#i'm p sure when he actually ran for president he ran third-party #which is probably bc dc didn't want to alienate anyone by associating him with an irl political party #but it's still very funny #lex luthor

[wanderingsquirrelgirl]

brennan is the only one who wore a different shirt during his fhjy BTS interview from the shirt he wore in the b-roll.

and then ally mentioned not seeing brennan yet that day, the day of the BTS shoot for everybody else.

do with that info combo what you will.

#sometimes i'm very glad i have the level of autistic attention to detail that i do #i truly have no idea what that means tho #it probably means nothing #but it's still very funny #anyway only one more sleep until fhjy!!!!!! #GET RDY #dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dropout #dropout tv #ally beardsley #fhjy #fantasy high

[izukuwus]

I love steam dynamic collections. why is danganronpa being included in my otome folder,

#distant citrus sounds #I know why it's because of the friends mode where it's just a dating sim #so you can achievement hunt and max everyone out without worrying about them. yknow. dying before you can max them. #but it's still very funny

[hailtotheskull]

it's actually so funny to have mecha frieza be so immediate like a lotta things hold out on bringing back old villains, let a season or two pass and uh oh! this classic villain has gotten stronger and he's back for more! nah bring him back next arc and immediately kill him dead

#i know there's more between the arcs in the show and that kakarot really abridges stuff #but it's still very funny

[kanexan]

I'm a big fan of Shinigami Eyes in general because it's a great tool for a quick "hey this guy is probably shitty, watch out" warning, but it's very, very funny what is and isn't marked as transphobic once you get out of the realm of like, individual people on social media. Like wow! I would have had no idea that the US Selective Service System, Benito Mussolini, and the March for Life were problematic like that—I'll be sure to keep that in mind before engaging with them in the future!

#shinigami eyes #this is not a bad thing in any ways because like. yeah they're all pretty bad #but it's still very funny

[wedding-shemp]

oh no, getting superman to destroy all the nukes was a trick! now the aliens are here and the arm can't nuke them! those sneaky aliens!

#i think this says more about the time the show was made than it does about the politics of anyone who worked on it #but it's still very funny

[red-sand-beach]

so i guess the acclaimed british comedian ed gamble has included joe hills in his material now

#i only know about him from taskmaster #but it's still very funny

[stormflute]

The main character is canonically good at cards and I firmly believe that's why we never get to play a real game against anyone.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me belphegor #I just found it funny that there were two separate plot points #where the main character had to play a 50/50 guessing game #to decide a moderate to very important outcome #especially given that belphie and satan have both commented that the main character is alarmingly good at card games #I know there's probably more to it #like the characters want to be helpful but they come up with a rigged chance game as a convenient excuse #but it's still very funny #my art

[anneisalwaysangry]

one of my professors actually assigned us a wikipedia article to read

eat your heart out, high school english teachers

#grad school 2: electric boogaloo #I think it's b/c the prof is aware none of us know jack shit about this particular topic so it's as good an intro as any #but it's still very funny

[onebluebookworm]

What My Girlfriend Thinks Classic Literature She's Never Read Is About Based Only on the Title

This week - Cat on a Hot Tin Roof by Tennessee Williams

[Text ID: A series three of text messages from my girlfriend, under the heading Sugar Britches, answering the question "What do you think Cat On a Hot Tin Roof is about?"

The first text reads: Dear god, someone call the fire department and the aspca! Help that poor baby! Their peets are probably burnt and they need medical attention!

Second text: Also, if that cat has an owner, they may be guilty of animal abuse. How dare you let your kitty outside when it's that hot? For shame!

Third text: It's like Aristocats but instead of learning about jazz, a cat gets burnt paws and has to go to the vet. End ID]

#book humor #my girlfriend and classic lit #cat on a hot tin roof #tennessee williams #my girlfriend really likes cats so this was perhaps a poor choice #but it's still very funny

[lemonbubble]

seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

#like i don't ACTUALLY care at all lmao #but it's also a lot like a zombie claiming they ''survived the plague'' #naw buddy you're dead. you're still walking and talking but you very much did NOT survive #also ''stolen valor'' is just such a funny concept

[lawofnamesmedia]

The curator of a museum display of ancient Egyptian artifacts is having a very bad day.

paraNormal

S01E02: Crypt Calm & Carry On

#paraxNormal #ok not really a #new release #forgot to post this last week #but it's still very funny #horror comedy #audio drama #Law of Names Media

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[camilleflyingrotten]

There's a universe where Aziraphale was the one who fell because he thought the suggestions box was a great idea and Lucifer encouraged him doing so... Angel!Crowley, seeing the cherub's fall, decided to never question God (at least not in front of her)

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #demon!aziraphale #angel!crowley #reverse roles #They're still very much like themselves #demon!Aziraphale is kind and thoughtful and sucks at demoning #he has a passion for demonic books tho #angel!crowley is chaotic af #and Ofc they put fear of God in everythg they own bc it’s funny #digital art #my art

[lemonteeths]

huh? the bell, used to keep track of livestock and preventing them from going astray, symbolizes The Lamb's position as a permanent servant, bred for slaughter? WRONG ‼ ‼ jester lamp :3

#when i first saw the lamb's bell i thought 'haha like a little jester' and did not make the above “connection” until months later. im stupid #anyways. at no point did i intend for this drawing to be finished or even polished and it still took me like 3 days to be ok with it #i don't like the colors at all and the design is very uninspired. the shirtless sleeves are funny though so im keeping those. #take it. if i stare at it for any longer i'll go crazy #sketch #cult of the lamb #cotl #lemonart