#but like that's such a messue

[boygirldykething]

do you ever fall in love w a straight girl and go "oh no she won't like me i'm a girl" but also "i have a chance i'm a boy" but also "she can't like me i'm a girl" but also "s

#multigender moment #actually just i'm insecure moment #but as someone who desperately needs to never inconvenience anyone ever i feel a specific guilt for being weird in the gender #but like that's such a messue #d:

[lazarus---rising]

girl ijust found hot glue in my hair ??

#idont have the right size of glue stick 4 my hot glue gun so i have to melt em down and like rub it on things thats prob why #its messu as hell

[aphrodisiaxcunt]

Ghost x Gn!reader

Coldness

Content: Slight angst,Fluff,genderneutral!reader x Ghost,no NSFW,Gn!reader,oneshot??? Not proof read

Simons lines are in purple, readers are in red

It had been three years since Simon retired from the military.

You had moved in with him shortly after that, but ever since then he had turned cold towards you. You couldn't blame him though, settling down and the domesticity of it all was new for him.

Slowly, the coldness and the way he turns away from you starts to bother you, no matter what you try he just won't come to the halfway point to meet your attempts of helping him.

It's another night of sleeping in seperate rooms when you decide to try one last time, if he can't allow you into his life after years of trying, you decided it's not in your hands anymore.

You sit up in bed, the frame creaking gently due to your movements, it's dark in the guest room, 'how stupid..' you thought to yourself, sleeping in the guest room of your own house..it's ridiculous.

You get up, the cold floor sending a shiver up your body when your feet touch it. Making your way to the master bedroom where Simon is sleeping, you feel nervous, there should be no reason to, but still you can't shake the sinking feeling in your belly.

The door to the bedroom creaks as you push it open, the dim light from outside the window lighting up the room just enough so you see Simons chest rising and falling gently with his soft breathing.

You shut the door behind yourself as you make your way to the bed, the bed you haven't slept in for ages and the bed that now feels like a stranger to you. As you lie down Simon grumbles from his sleep

"What is it..?" He mumbles quietly when you lie down behind him, gently wrapping your arms around his chest.

"Nothing..go back to sleep.." you try urging him to keep sleeping but he turns around and carefully wraps his arms around your waist, holding you closer to himself.

"Ya woke me up..can't sleep now lovie.." he speaks in a quiet tone, chin resting against the top of your head as he blinks out the sleep from his eyes.

"Sorry.." you can't but mutter out a desperate sorry, the embrace feels cold. Like there's nothing there, you finally break down, you never wanted it to come to this when you asked him to retire, you didn't want him to despise you for it, yet here you were.

Your breath hitched in your throat as the tears flooded your eyes, despair filling your lungs.

Then you feel his hand cradling the back of your head, holding your face to his chest

"'S alright lovie..no need to cry, eh..?"

That makes you lose it, the tears drop down your cheeks as his deep voice hits your ears. Your sniffles muffled into his chest as you hug him tighter, whole body trembling at the strain of your muscles.

He just let's you cry, carefully running his thick fingers through your hair, watching carefully at his work so he doesen't pull on any knots you may have hidden in your hair.

"Cry it out.."

"I hate you-.." your words hit him harder than he's ever been hit during his line of work, hate is such a strong word. He's heard it before but hearing it from you feels much, much worse.

"I hate that I love you so much-..It's not fair when you don't love me back.." Doesen't love you back? Simon has a hard time understanding why you would think of such a thing. He could never hate you.

"I love you.." the words ring and bounce around in your ears and in your head, it's been months since he last told you he loves you, you can't answer him, only letting out a sad sob into his t-shirt, forming a wet patch on his chest.

"Guess I haven't really showed ya that, have I..?" You shake your head a no, truth is he hasn't. There's no denying that.

"I just miss being with you like this.." you manage to blurt out a messu string of words from your drool covered lips, the sobbing ruining your face completely. You feel Simons head lift off of your head as he looks down at you, arms unraveling from your waist, he pulls his arms up to cup your face as he caresses your cheeks with his rough thumbs, wiping away your desperate tears.

"Sorry lovie..I didn't mean to hurt you.." his voice is soft, quiet and gentle.

You nod in forgiveness at his apology, closing your eyes and leaning your face to his hands.

"Wanna try getting some sleep..?" He asks in a caring tone, still wiping away your rogue tear drops. You just nod, letting him pull the blanket over your body and holding you up against him. The beat of his heart is calm, it's slow and relaxed.

It doesen't honestly take you long to fall asleep, everything feels alright right now, it's going to be okay..right?...

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AHHH! This is my first fic on tumblr, and its so bad. Hope you liked it and feel so free to give me ideas and check out my newer stuff

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#gn reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #angst #cod fluff #ghost angst #ghost fluff #x reader #oneshot #angst with a happy ending

[antiquitiesandlabyrinths]

Ramses I

Ramses the I is usually somewhat overlooked, partially due to being overshadowed by his eventual successors and namesakes, Ramses II and Ramses III, the former of which is considered to be 'Ramses the Great', and both of which achieved great things in the realm of battle and buildings. Also unfortunate for Ramses I is the length of his reign, which while disputed, is considered to have been relatively short.

Menpehtyre Ramses, born of Seti, started and was the first Pharaoh of the 19th dynasty of Egypt, and the dates of his reign are generally considered to be around 1292–1290 BC or 1295–1294 BC. However, he was born as a common man, and his father, Seti, was a military commander. Originally, Ramses I's name was Pa-ra-messu, and he eventually grew to succeed his father's rank in the military. Due to this, he became a close confidant with the Pharaoh of the time, the Pharaoh Horemheb.

You may know Horemheb as being one of the main successors of the throne after Tutankhamun's death which, to my knowledge, is wrapped in a little bit of a mystery, but was likely due to genetic malformations from his many diseases. Ay and Horemheb, the Grand Vizier and the General of Armies (respectively), held the main power of the country while Tutankhamun was Pharaoh. This was a time of turmoil––the country was just recovering from the reign of the heretic Akhenaten, who had banned religious worship of any God but the Aten, and essentially attempted to enforce monotheism upon a culture that had been polytheistic for thousands of years previously. Akhenaten had also severely neglected Egypt's relationship with foreign powers. Obviously, people weren't very happy with Akhenaten, and I think it likely they were not fond of Akhenaten's son, Tutankhamun, either. But Tutankhamun, with the help of his advisors and of Ay and Horemheb, reversed many of his heretic father's commands and laws. But Tutankhamun still sailed to the west at the age of 19. He had two baby girls, but neither of them survived past infancy. He had no successors, so Ay took the throne, and then Horemheb.

Horemheb enacted many more reformations to remove Akhenaten's efforts to change Egypt. He tore down the statues of Akhenaten and his monuments, reusing the stone in monuments and temples of his own. He also reused the monuments built for Ay and Tutankhamun, though this was a common practice in Egypt. But Horemheb had no surviving sons, so when it came time for Horemheb to pass on and appoint a new Pharaoh, his Grand Vizier took his place; Paramessu, who would take the name Ramesses I, meaning "Ra has fashioned Him". Ramses I was nearly 50 years old when he ascended to the throne. It was a remarkable age to become Pharaoh, as at this time, he would've already been considered elderly.

What little he did during his life was later completed by his son and successor, Seti I. He himself accomplished mainly one thing, which was to send additions to the garrison at Aswan, the border between Egypt and Nubia; though he also led a military expedition into west Asia and reopened turquoise mines in the Sinai. But the most remarkable things are the ones he didn't complete himself, such as additions to the Karnak temple complex in east Thebes, known as Waset at the time. He ordered to be carved great reliefs into the second pylon of the Karnak temple, which is a massive gateway that one sees relatively soon upon entering the complex. In Abydos, he began construction of a chapel and a temple, but it would have to be completed by his son, as Menpehtyre Ramses died in either the year of 1290 or 1294. His reign was so short that he had very little time to schedule or complete any great monuments, and even his tomb was rushed to be completed, and he was hastily buried in the Valley of the Kings. This rush unfortunately led to a great deal of errors being made in the paintings upon his sarcophagus. Later, however, Ramses I's son, Seti I, finished the chapel in honor of his father, with beautiful carvings and reliefs at Abydos.

His tomb was robbed thoroughly. By the time archaeologists got to it, all that remained were two six-foot tall (1.8 meters) wooden guardian statues who once had gold-foil skin, statuettes of Gods from the underworld, and the massive granite coffin which no longer carried its' owner. Menpehtyre Ramses had been taken to the Royal Cache, located above Hatshepsut's mortuary temple to the southeast. It was the tomb of the pharaoh Amenhotep II, but repurposed to be a protective place for the mummies of many Pharaohs and Queens, as most of the tombs of the Valley of the Kings had become victims of graverobbers. These protective actions were taken by the High Priest of Amun, Pinedjem II, in the 21st Dynasty.

Unfortunately this did not stop the usurping of Ramses I's body. He was stolen by the Abu-Rassul family of grave-robbers and sold by a Turkish vice-consular agent named Mustapha Aga Ayat in Luxor to a man named Dr. James Douglas. Douglas brought Ramses I to the US around the year of 1860, where he was placed in a museum in Niagara Falls with little information known about him. All that was speculated was that he was 'a Prince of Egypt'. Ownership of the museum, and thus of Ramses I, was passed through several hands, but his importance was only recognized with the help of the Canadian Egyptologist Gayle Gibson. Fortunately, in the year 2003, October 24, Menpehtyre Ramses was returned to his homeland of Egypt, and is now resting in the Mummification Museum in Luxor, Upper Egypt.

#Ramses I #ancient egypt #ancient history #egyptology #sometimes people just send me random phrases like this. i dont know what to do with them #so i just write little essays #is this what you wanted?

[choirarpg]

Impromptu RPG Party - 1448 words

While transporting materials to a new village, Roy and Bourbon run into one of the locals. Gill tries to hunt by himself.

NOTE: This piece has been retconned! It will remain attached to Striyvan due to it having been counted for him before, but Gill is essentially an alternate version of him. Not canon to Yvan.

"So, you've never been to Velukaelo?"

"Nah." Lounging in the bouncing wagon they've found themselves contracted to be in, Bourbon stares out to the fields alongside their path. "It's not bad."

Roy just shrugs. "I like it. Diverse, 's got a lot of interesting culture. The gods are neat."

That catches the chimera's attention. "Gods?" Her ear turns before the rest of her does, upper set of arms pulling away as she leans towards the driver's seat of the wagon.

"Yeah." Roy nods out to the wilderness, to the river. "I read up a lil' 'bout this place. Y'know, pre-work prep— the water's got a minor god that lives in it. Like the... playful otter sort of type."

"Huh." Leaning back, Bourbon rests her lips on her knuckles, perching her elbow back on the wood. "Are they very active?"

"She, and eehh. I've heard she is, but not active enough to come storming up and interrupting us. She's pretty friendly from some accounts, but she's still a Velukaelo god."

"Cool. — What do you mean 'still a Velukaelo god'?"

Roy hums to themself. "Most of them aren't pretty receptive to people."

"Oh." Bourbon huffs through her teeth. The wagon continues to bounce as it rolls over the rough road, the qualds before it marching ever onward. "Did you get any pictures of her?"

Even if he can't tell that Bourbon's gaze is distracted in the landscape, Roy shakes his head. "No," he adds a second later, "but I'm sure we can ask whoever we're delivering to if they've seen her before."

"Cool."

Silence ensues as they ride on, filled by the creaking of their wagon and the natural sounds following them. The sound of rustling grass is distant, of what must be beastial roars and wind rushing and streams bubbling, all creating the symphony of—

No, those noises are actually pretty close. Blinking to attention, Bourbon sits up and twists to look over the side of the wagon, searching over golden plains with rapid enthusiasm.

Roy knows. Of course he knows. His childhood friend is bonkers and she's leaning over the wagon, he can hear her doing it and he knows she's going to do something stupid. He doesn't even have to look to fire her a warning toned "Bourbon—". She's already got all four hands tensed at the edge of the wagon, and he can hear her shuffling behind him.

He turns around the exact moment she jumps ship. "Bourbon!" Purple-pink paws hit the ground with a whump! and she's off like a bullet, leaving Roy to watch her too-large tail bound away in the grass, driving directly towards two somethings.

He sighs. "This might as well happen," is his mumbling resignation as he drives the qualds to a stop, leaning forward and settling in for the wait.

--

Gill had been looking for a target for what felt like hours. Of course it hadn't been- but he'd been tasked with bringing back meat, so he needs to do this. He can do it himself! While not entirely fed up with his family, Gill's need to prove himself has driven him out into the countryside, down the path from his village and into the thick of the golden fields of Messus.

The iridescent carapace of a Pinchypollie flashing through the grass grabs his attention near immediately. From what he can hear from its scuttling, it hasn't seemed to notice him, hasn't turned around.

Lowering his body, Gill's shoulders push together as he stalks forward, wings unfurling for the pounce.

One step after the other.

Don't break the line of sight.

Don't mess up.

In an instant, Gill launches far too much in the air and arcs for way too long, a multicolored blur that lands too far. He scrambles, twists in place—

And comes face to face with sharp mandibles. 

Yelping in surprise, Gill swipes out his wing and bats at the screeching bug, stumbling away from it as he regains his footing. "Shit!" He can not turn tail now! Digging his claws into the flattened grass, Gill surges forward in a false charge, growling and bearing fangs.

It's not even intimidated. No, it's challenged, swiping forward with its claws and driving Gill further into the surrounding field. His heart pounds in his chest, rises to his throat and chokes him as he— no, he does not panic!

Resounding footsteps of something big snap his attention to his left, eyes widening as something bounds through the grass. No, no, he can't give up his kill—

But he might have to, because a large pink something slams straight into the unsuspecting pinchypollie, eight limbs flailing over a tumbling carapace, going down with them.

That's not something from around here. Feathers and voice raising, Gill stamps a foot down and stares to the scuffling beasts, eyes tracking whatever that thing is. "Hey! Who do you think you are?"

Bourbon's busy. She did not expect some sort of... bug beast— Roy did not warn her about this. Throwing herself off of it is easier said than done, but eventually, eventually she manages, staring with saucer-sized eyes and an open, panting mouth. Something's shouting at her, and while she perches down on all six paws, Bourbon glances to the side to take them in.

"Oh, shit, I didn't know there were other Rixixi here!"

Gill glances between Bourbon and the beast. Rixixi? But he'd never seen one— no, "nevermind, now's not the time!" A wary gaze lingers on Bourbon before he's forced to glance away at the chattering pinchypollie, its aggression plain as day.

"You want me to kill that?" Bourbon points forward.

Being helped isn't a foreign concept for Gill, but he can't help his quills from raising further. When he opens his mouth, though, nothing helpful comes‐ and he redirects the expression of rage to the bug. Sure, he's bewildered about all of this but— "Sure?"

Bourbon jumps to the side as the bug charges for her. "I'll distract it then, you use those claws on it, 'kay?" Gill blinks down at himself for a brief moment before nodding with a harsh chuff. Without waiting for a response, Bourbon steadies her shoulders. "Okay, then get ready!"

Bourbon's multicolored tail slams down at the ground below, sliding side to side as its owner sidesteps around the pinchypollie. Oh, she's got the bug's attention now- and she grins as she bares her teeth, hissing with far too much enthusiasm.

Her chest swells before she surges forward and grapples with all four arms at its head. Her muscles flex as she leans over, struggling to tip the pinchypollie onto its side.

"Now!"

Kicked into action, Gill's body moves before he can even think, forelimbs stretching out as he aims his thumbs directly for the legs, shoving in and tearing through with a harsh shred. The pierce comes with flailing, scrabbling legs at his face and a dying squeal of the prey.

Gill doesn't dare move until he's sure it's dead.

--

Roy's not left waiting long. His face is tense as he hears something in the distance- what kind of problems are Bourbon finding herself in this time? Worried glances are getting him nowhere, so he only sighs yet again and leans back in his seat, humming to himself.

The thunk of something getting back in the wagon drags his attention back around.

What he doesn't expect is the bug carcass being loaded on top of sensitive machinery. Swiping a paw back, Roy makes sure the carapace doesn't hit the canvas over metal with a loud "Hey!" and a faint growl.

Bourbon's far too pleased head pokes up from around the back. "Hey! We're going to Sweetwater, right?"

Roy squints back as she twists around and lowers one side of arms. "Yeah, why?"

"Well..." Gill hooks his claws at the back edge of the wagon, ears shoved forward and eyes staring down at the corpse.

"... Alright, who's this?"

"Gill," he answers for himself. Careful claws step over the pinchypollie and try to bring him somewhere to sit.

"He killed this! And he lives in the village, so I figure he could use the ride."

Roy looks over him. Gill looks fine enough- stained by bug guts, sure, but he's seen worse. Shrugging, he looks back to the qualds, humming again in thought. "Won't take long, so strap in."

Bourbon's grin is wide. "Alright!"

As Roy urges the qualds to begin their march once again, Gill stares down to the pinchypollie then up to Bourbon. Is he sure that this is a good idea? Not particularly, but... He’s in this boat now. Might as well try to settle in for the ride.

#lit #rixixi #ketucari #rxxroybiv #rxxbourbon #kxxgill

[witchnoodless]

gyjo under the stars 2

#tried digital painting and landscape which i never do it's messu but it was fun and i like it so!! #looking at references of deserts made me sigh #very cool #jjba #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken #jjba part 7 #Steel Ball Run #steel ball run fanart #Johnny Joestar #Gyro Zeppeli #gyjo

[floopaslopp]

In the cursed alternate universe where Galla and Suns are twins

#her design is just... really bad #im glad i scrapped her tbh #mao mao oc #mao mao ocs #mao mao heroes of pure heart #mao mao #mao mao/tanya keys #tanya keys #tanyamao #sun mao-keys #also this is a super messu doodle i did in like 5 mins lol

[gandalf-theslay]

I'm not having what one would call... good day...

I think I'm just going to have to cut my hair again 😭😭😭

I just want long wavy hair again... is that really too much to ask for????

I really don't know what to do...

#i was thinking about trying lush's henna/mendhi hair dye but its so messu #i know i cant dye my hair againafter i use henna #and thats what scares me #bc what if it doesnt take??? what if it doesnt hold??? #i dont know what to do 😭😭😭😭 #anyway if i get a short haircut i think id get something like julia argent's hair in carmen sandiego #i think itd look cute on me #but bruh im so crushed... it took so long to grow out to this point...

[bluesinnamonroll]

Hi this is my baby snek Messu

I love him very much and if u hurt him I break ur kneecaps

#my art #I haven't posted anything of him in like forever #Messu #naga #my OC's #oc's #OC #doodle #messu (oc)

[veronicadvalle]

You guys need to learn the difference between an actual toxic relationship and “I just don’t like them”

Sometimes, that “toxic” relationship you’re talking about has nothin wrong with it. You just don’t care for it. That simple. No deep reason behind it.

#i just read this thread about a ‘toxic relationship’ on twitter #and i didnt watch that show so i was going off from what that person wrote #and it WASNT sbusive or toxic #thats the funny part #and jt makes you look dumb as hell #‘this person has issues= RED FLAG’ like???????? #or ‘this person’s family is going thru a rough patch=REd FLAG’ #????? #no that doesnt make sense #say the relationship is/was messu #messy* #that it was a hot mess #but dont it was toxic if it wasnt #since that word has serious connotatins

[mars-ipan]

god how i wish i wasn’t allergic to cats. god damn i wish i could have a cat

#they’re so small!!!! and cats like me bc i leave them alone!!! #but i can’t be around them bc their fur messus up my sinuses #maybe i’ll get a bingus. no allergies that way #but even then i wanna have rats when i’m older so. balancing that would be tough

[sashi-ya]

I'd love to see how you think some of the boys (particularly Kid, my beloved) would react to their so being taken hostage by marines.

Hi!! I loved this request! I included Kid, Law and Sabo, just because I don't usually write about him. I hope you like these HC!. Thank you so much for reading! ♥

~ Eustass Kid, Trafalgar Law & Sabo reacting to his S/O being captured by Marines ~

Eustass Kid.

At first, when Kidd hears about you being captured by the Marines gets somehow angry at you. He shows to his crew mates how annoyed this makes him feel, but he is for sure going to rescue you.

Despite yelling about how weak and stupid you were, when he is alone on his cabin he is scared, scared as hell. He is worried, up to the point his eyes blur with tears. You, you are his precious darling. “What is going to happen? What if he is not able to rescue you? Are you ok? Are they making you suffer?” Those questions flood his mind and drag him to a very dark place.

The only one that might be allowed to see him cry is his best friend, Killer. No one else could hear him, because “he is a true man, and men don’t cry”. Killer listens to him in silence, until he tells him that is enough with the crying, that he is the cruel captain, Eustass Captain Kidd, and that his crew and him are going to destroy every single marine, Marineford, Impel Down and even Mariejois if it's necessary.

He doesn’t think about a plan, he has just decided to burn the whole world down, and so he does. His devil fruit power seems to awaken and his Conqueror’s Haki becomes even more strong. If they were planning on kidnapping you to attract Kidd to them they got it, but not as they wish. His rage is so high he destroys everything, leaving everybody unconscious and some even dead.

When he finally gets to you, he stand in front of you and first thing that comes out of his mouth is “WHY THE FUCK YOU LET THEM CAPTURE YOU?”. You know that despite those rough words, his eyes show how happy and relieved he is when he sees you are safe and sound. Killer slices the kairoseki shackles, but since you are still a little bit weak, Kidd carries you over his right shoulder and runs to the Victoria Punk.

Once everybody is safe, and you two are left alone, Kidd can’t keep his “strong man” role anymore and hugs you while tears come out from his eyes. “I’m sorry, I didn’t protect you, this is all my fault”, he says. You know he is not guilty, so you simply kiss his forehead, brush his red spiky hair and tell him “it’s all right baby, I love you”. ♥

Trafalgar Law.

When Law hears the news, he stands still for a second, he does get a little angry but he instantly runs to his room. His mind has begun to plan a way to rescue you in a matter of seconds. He is also evaluating possible reasons why you’ve been captured, and he knows it is probably a trap.

No matter how much Heart pirates yell at him, he won’t let them get off the submarine. He is a loner, but mainly he does it because he doesn’t want to risk his family, it’s enough with you being in danger.

His plans are always a mystery, but evaluates everything in so much detail that nothing could go wrong. Yet, he is afraid of failing.

He doesn’t show any emotions -as always- but deep inside is slowly dying, this makes his past come alive again. The fear of losing you just like he lost his family and Cora-san, haunts him, but doesn’t distract him from the implementation of his master plan.

He is driven by intelligence and extortion, instead of physical violence. He blackmails a few marines, and with a simple “Room… Messu”, he has the heart of his opponents on his hand. “Give me back my girl/boy/x/friend, and I’ll give you back your hearts”. And the marines, that fear him the most, I mean, he is just not a “supernova”, he is the cruel, sadistic, scary, Surgeon of Death, Ex-Shichibukai, Master plan of the Rocky Port incident…

You are back, maybe he even made some allies there… who knows?. But you are safe and sound back at the Polar Tang and now he is ready to teach you a lesson. He is mad at you, really mad. But a simple smile could melt his snowy heart and what follows next is a cuddle session. And the first hug shows you how scared, how afraid of losing you he was, no need to speak when it’s about you and him ♥

Sabo.

As Sabo being the second in hand of the RA, you are targeted by a lot of enemies, mainly Marines. And sadly, in order to protect your friends, you let them capture you. When Sabo received the news, his world caved in. Luckily everybody else in the revolutionary army calmed him down and they were able to elaborate a plan to get you out. After all, marines are way too stupid compared to them, so rescuing you was easy peasy.

Yet, even if they help you out and you come back safe and sound, he will be feeling bad for at least two days after. It doesn’t matter how many times you tell him it’s not his fault, he feels guilty for not protecting you and so he will cling to you for the next few days giving you sweet kisses all over you.

There will probably be future little fights with him, because he won't let you go to any mission for a long, long time. Eventually he would let you go, as long as he goes with you.

Sabo may look like a possessive and controlling guy, but you know it is because you are his everything, so he won’t let anything bad happen to you ever again.

#eustasscaptainkid #eustass kid #eustass kid x reader #eustass kid x you #kid one piece #trafalgar d law x reader #trafalgar law #trafalgar one piece #trafalgardwaterlaw #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar d. water law #one piece #heart pirates #killer one piece #sabo x you #sabo x reader #sabo one piece #revolutionary army

[angelgeneration]

@ tumblr so u rlly trynna put esco on my dash????

#like???? i???? #recommended me a fy exo blog??? #sdvgft when did i stan ???? #messu truly #.dee posts

[nvcr]

@marv-in-brown asked me to pet my cat so I did and he twisted on his back and then began cuddling my leg I love my cat and my boyfriend

#ignore that my ass is just right there #like bam that's my butt and my ... pj pants #my cat is so cute #i love marvin #idk What I'm talking about #whizzer.txt #aldo my room ie messu ignore yhay

[yukino-miyu]

R.I.P. Romaji & Kanji Lyrics (Hypmic 2nd DRB BAT VS MTR)

Feel free to repost (credit isn’t necessary just don’t claim my work as your own)

*I’m a beginner at Japanese so there may be a few mistakes (also spacing for it may be off)*

Romaji:

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Sessou ga temeera no kusatta tamashi wo miso niko nde yaruze!

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Doushita? Doushita? Joubutsu dekinee no?

Naraba suruka? Sessou to ekisaito

Every night tsukiatte yaruze

Owari tai to omeera ga iu made

Rajio taisou asa made endoresu

Odorasaretara "kachime nee yo" na-

Omeera wa iu shika neezo

"Kachi de saikou! Yomi e kaerou"

~

Nanda sono tsura fuminshou?

Nanka bukimi na oningyou

Buchi kon jimau zo tansu no naka

Sore ja wataren sanzu no kawa

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Makuramoto ni ikinari wa kanbensu

Dokkiri wa nansensu

Yowane wa dame demo obake wa dame

Okagesama de mou namida messu

~

Whatcha Ghost? Whatcha Soul?

Whatcha Monster? Whatcha Specter?

Ma ii My men minna de sawage

My Homie hoorii na omatsuri

Koyoi matsuri yasuraka ni nemureyo R.I.P. (Nirvana!)

"Yuu・jun・rai・shin・you・getsu・sei・shou・bu" (You don't stop)

Odori makuri rei to rei ga tsuranaru fesu (Nirvana!)

"Yuu・jun・rai・shin・you・getsu・sei・shou・bu"

Joubutsu sei souru

Joubutsu sei souru

~

Soro soro ikouka? Kumo no ue

Okutte yaruze muryou sougei

Go to toraberu iki saki wa tenjou

Ii ko ni shinai nara okuru inferuno

~

Yuigon jou wo matomena The rest of life kazoena

Uda uda iu nara

Moushitateru ze kyousei shikkou

~

Shinpai wa nai okubyou mo

Minna iranai (I don't want it)

Kimochi wa wakaru inochi kachi aru

Muri wa iwanai

~

Whatcha Ghost? Whatcha Soul?

Whatcha Monster? Whatcha Specter?

Ma ii My men minna de sawage

My Homie hoorii na omatsuri

Koyoi matsuri yasuraka ni nemureyo R.I.P. (Nirvana!)

"Yuu・jun・rai・shin・you・getsu・sei・shou・bu" (You don't stop)

Odori makuri rei to rei ga tsuranaru fesu (Nirvana!)

"Yuu・jun・rai・shin・you・getsu・sei・shou・bu"

Joubutsu sei souru

~

Paripi kageki naki wameki na rei mo

Temee mo dekeiko kibun de jorei mo

Kokoro okinaku anoyo e douzo

Okiraku moodo de gokuraku joudo

~

Tsumihoro boshi sonna no muimi

Hitsuyouna no ore daro?

Emma aite demo kachi totte yaru shouso

~

Ue to tsunagi mashouka?

Tomo ni utai mashouka?

Ware to iza ikan sora no ikuukan

Ichiren takushou It's like that y'all

~

Whatcha Ghost? Whatcha Soul?

Whatcha Monster? Whatcha Specter?

Ma ii My men minna de sawage

My Homie hoorii na omatsuri

Koyoi matsuri yasuraka ni nemureyo R.I.P. (Nirvana!)

"Yuu・jun・rai・shin・you・getsu・sei・shou・bu" (You don't stop)

Odori makuri rei to rei ga tsuranaru fesu (Nirvana!)

"Yuu・jun・rai・shin・you・getsu・sei・shou・bu"

Joubutsu sei souru

Joubutsu sei souru

~

~

Kanji:

~

拙僧がてめぇらの腐った魂を味噌煮込んでやるぜ！

~

どうした？どうした？成仏できねぇの？

ならばするか？　拙僧とエキサイト

Every night 付き合ってやるぜ　

終わりたいとおめぇらが言うまで

ラジオ体操　朝までエンドレス

踊らされたら　「勝ち目ねぇよ」なー

おめぇらは言うしかねぇぞ　

「ガチで最高！黄泉へ帰ろう」

~

なんだその面　不眠症？

なんか不気味なお人形

ぶちこんじまうぞ　タンスの中　

それじゃ渡れん　三途の川 ~

枕元にいきなりは勘弁す　

ドッキリはナンセンス

弱音はダメでも　お化けはダメ

おかげさまで　もう涙目っす

~

Whatcha Ghost？　Whatcha Soul？

Whatcha Monster？　Whatcha Specter？

まあいい　 My men みんなで騒げ　

My Homie   ホーリーなお祭り

今宵　祭り　安らかに眠れよ　R.I.P ( Nirvana！)

“勇・迅・雷・進・陽・月・星・召・舞” (You don’t stop)

踊りまくり　霊と霊が連なるフェス　(Nirvana！)

“勇・迅・雷・進・陽・月・星・召・舞”

成仏せい　魂(ソウル)

成仏せい　魂(ソウル)

~

そろそろ行こうか？　雲の上　

送ってやるぜ　無料送迎

Go to トラベル行き先は天上　

いい子にしないなら送るインフェルノ

~

遺言状をまとめな　The rest of life 数えな

ウダウダ言うなら　

申し立てるぜ強制執行

~

心配はない　臆病も　

みんな　いらない　(I don’t want it)

気持ちはわかる　命価値ある　

無理は言わない

~

Whatcha Ghost？　Whatcha Soul？

Whatcha Monster？　Whatcha Specter？

まあいい　 My men みんなで騒げ　

My Homie   ホーリーなお祭り

今宵　祭り　安らかに眠れよ　R.I.P ( Nirvana！)

“勇・迅・雷・進・陽・月・星・召・舞” (You don’t stop)

踊りまくり　霊と霊が連なるフェス　(Nirvana！)

“勇・迅・雷・進・陽・月・星・召・舞”

成仏せい　魂(ソウル)

~

パリピ　過激　泣き喚きな霊も　

てめぇも　出稽古気分で除霊を

心置きなく　あの世へどうぞ　

お気楽モードで　極楽浄土

~

罪滅ぼし　そんなの無意味

必要なの俺だろ？　

閻魔相手でも勝ち取ってやる勝訴

~

上と繋ぎましょうか？　

共に歌いましょうか？

我といざ行かん　空の異空間

一蓮托生　It’s like that y’all

~

Whatcha Ghost？　Whatcha Soul？

Whatcha Monster？　Whatcha Specter？

まあいい　 My men みんなで騒げ　

My Homie   ホーリーなお祭り

今宵　祭り　安らかに眠れよ　R.I.P ( Nirvana！)

“勇・迅・雷・進・陽・月・星・召・舞” (You don’t stop)

踊りまくり　霊と霊が連なるフェス　(Nirvana！)

“勇・迅・雷・進・陽・月・星・召・舞”

成仏せい　魂(ソウル)

成仏せい　魂(ソウル)

#hypnosismic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #hypmic #hypmic 2nd DRB #hypnosis mic 2nd drb #bad ass temple

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SpongeGuy Reviews Every Disney Channel Sitcom Ever!: Good Luck Charlie (1.1): “Study Date”

Welcome to the first review of this mad series! I will literally review every single disney sitcom (and in a different series, animated shows), and we start off with Good Luck Charlie, a show that stepped in at the beginning of the 2010′s to start off a replacement decade for previous sucesses (Hannah Montana, Suite Life, That’s So Raven and Wizards of Waverly Place).

The show centers on your typical family unit, The Duncans (Teddy the only sane MC, PJ the doofus eldest brother, Gabe the attention seeking middle child, Bob the sitcom dad and Amy the only sane mom), now that the arrival of baby Charlie aims to shake up their lives even more. Typical sitcom fodder, but as you will see, I was genuinely impressed by the pilot, which tbf was written for familes and not children.

Now, how will I do this? Well, I will split my review into 3categories: Comedy, Characters, and Story and Heart in one. Each one will have out of 5 stars rankings, leading to a score of sorts, followed by being ranked in a few lists: Every episode, every show, every character.

Yeah, a little confusing, but we’ll get the hang of it!

Now, let’s review this thing before i get back to my senses!

Summery:

When Amy Duncan returns to work as a nurse, she tells her family to stay at home, but is obviously worried about her husband Bob's ability to take care of their baby daughter Charlie. Bob assures her everything will be fine at home, and her teenage daughter Teddy, whose study date at the library is canceled because of this, goes against Amy's wishes and invites her date Spencer to come to their house. Her older brother PJ is trying to have a jam session with his best friend Emmett and her younger brother Gabe is feeling as if everyone is forgetting about him and goes to Mrs. Dabney's house to eat her food. Meanwhile, Bob slips and falls down the stairs with Charlie in his arms, whom he catches when he reaches the bottom, and Teddy has to take care of Charlie while PJ drives Bob to the hospital.

Thanks Wikipedia!

Anyway, let’s dissect this shit!

COMEDY: 3 Out of 5

I mean, this isn’t some comedy masterclass, so I wasn’t going to give such a great score, but that doesn’t mean it was bad! Comedy is subjective, of course, so my taste will be different to others. And while some jokes were standard sitcom fodder and toilet jokes with the baby, I appreciated the amount of snarky humor that would be present in a family like this! A lot of the jokes were sort of fun and entertaining (including a surprisingly good scene where PJ has to pretened to be a doctor when at the hospital with Bob) and well, I found it breezy and light! So 3 out of 5 seems fair!

CHARACTERS: 5 Out of 5

I KNOW, RIGHT? I didn’t expect to like this cast a lot, and halfway through I would have given 2 out of 5 stars, but towards the end (i’ll explain more in the moral section), the cast really began to shine, and I enjoyed the believable chemistry they had together!

Let’s go one by one with them:

Teddy is the MC, and she’s your average Disney MC girl; she just wants to hang with the cute boy she has a study date with. What I liked was that she is realistic: One scene she’ll be a good big sister, truly trying her best, another scene she’s understandably annoyed, and she even ends her first video message to Charlie with what is basic frustration with her family! I found her relatable, without the fake veneer most of these teen sitcom characters are, so yeah, pretty good!

PJ is the doofus brother, and the one that surprised me most! He felt at first like your regular moron brother in these, and he was my least favorite until the second half, where a bunch of good jokes as he pretends to be a doctor, the reveal that he is a nice idiot rather than a mean one, and the moral I will get to later, all added to him being a surprisingly good character, and one I look forwards to seeing more of!

Gabe is the attention seeker, and I am not loving him, but he has potential! His feelings could be explored well if the show keeps up it’s interesting writing, and since the actor is in two other shows I have to review (Mighty Med and Lab Rats: Elite Force) then he better be pretty fucking good!

Amy is the only sane mom, and while we didn’t see much of her, I liked her brutal honesty about her family and what a mess they are, as again i will soon address!

This leaves Bob, since Charlie really isn’t a character yet. He’s the sitcom dad, but with a twist: there are consequences to his actions and he admits that he is a horrible father and he needs to improve. That really impressed me, since most of those dads have zero self awareness, so this might... Work?

There are two other characters, a Clyde McBride before Clyde McBride and a Boy of the week, i honestly don’t care enough to talk about them. But the family was so well written I had ti give full marks!

But of course, characters aren’t enough: What’s the story and moral like, and why did they add so much?

STORY AND HEART: 5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Most sitcoms have 2-3 plots that revolve around each other, but only maybe relate to each other in the end, and share zero thematic tissue. Most family sitcoms are messued up as shit and never acknowlege that.

Not this one: The main plot is Teddy’s study date, and for most of the run time, the sub plots (Bob’s incompetence and injury, PJ’s seeming ignorance, Gabe’s feelings of abandonment, Amy’s absence) all feed into Teddy’s frustrations that all really stem from Charlie’s entrance into her life changing everything, meaning any and all plans are in danger of not happening, and responsibility is present more than ever.

This comes to an almost beautiful head in a scene towards the end with Bob, PJ and Amy: What starts as your usual snark bait of a father sucking at his job and a mother chewing him out turns into a surprisingly beautiful and dare I say, raw and real scene, where PJ says that despite Bob and Amy’s failings as parents the kids turned out sort of all right, that they will all share Charlie’s caretaking, and help each other out, and finishing with, believe it or not, a statement of sharing the blame if they fail Charlie. This is not ONCE undercut with a joke, and of all characters it is the idiot of the family saying this. I found this so complelling I had to give 5 stars. THIS is how you do it, and if this show keeps this up, it will stay high up in these rankings!

FINAL SCORE: 13 OUT OF 15 STARS

“Study Date” does what all disney sitcoms should: Have a meaningful message while never forgetting to entertain and be funny, and it does so! I was genuinly impressed and entertained, and I look forwards to the rest of this show!

LISTS:

EVERY SHOW RANKED:

1. Good Luck Charlie

EVERY EPISODE RANKED (GOOD LUCK CHARLIE):

1. “Study Date” (S1 E1)

EVERY EPISODE RANKED (IN GENERAL):

1. “Study Date” (Good Lick Charlie)

EVERY CHARACTER RANKED (GOOD LUCK CHARLIE):

1. PJ Duncan

2. Teddy Duncan

3. Gabe Duncan

4. Bon Duncan

5. Amy Duncan

6. Charlie Duncan

7. Spencer Walsh

8. Mrs. Dabney

9. Emmett

EVERY CHARACTER RANKED (IN GENERAL FOR SITCOMS):

1. PJ Duncan

2. Teddy Duncan

3. Gabe Duncan

4. Bon Duncan

5. Amy Duncan

6. Charlie Duncan

7. Spencer Walsh

8. Mrs. Dabney

9. Emmett

EVERY THEME SONG RANKED:

1. “Hang In There Baby” (Good Luck Charlie)

Next time, I review Lilo and Stitch The Series Episode 1, and for sitcoms it’s Pair of Kings (OH GOD)

SEE YA NEXT TIME!

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