#but no offense to him really 😭

[a-crystalclearsquid]

(okay, head's up because i'm kinda new to dc lore and i've only read and watched little of the comics and tv shows but-)

NO BECAUSE DC HAD EVERY FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO JUST MAKE DAMIAN AND JON CANON BUT BECAUSE THEY AGED-UP JON, THEY JUST SET HIM UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE??

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LIKE JAY BUT WHAT THE HELL MAN????

WHAT THE FUUUCKKK 😭😭

LIKE- DAMIAN AND JON ALREADY HAD GOOD CHEMISTRY AND ALL FROM SUPERSONS AND DC ALREADY CONFIRM JON TO BE BISEXUAL, SO WHAT'S STOPPING THEM FROM MAKING DAMIAN AND JON CANON? BECAUSE THEY'RE LITERAL CHILDREN? NOTHING A FUCKING TIMESKIP COULD SOLVE, FUCK THAT 😭😭

godammit man, my disappointment's immeasurable ...

#alex rants #yes i ship #damijon #or jondami #and i know they'll never be canon #but what the hell #i really like jay #but no offense to him really 😭 #i just can't believe it dc would do this 😭 #for longtime fans pls don't come at me #i'm just sad my little ship sank before it was even built

[ollyou]

I finished Super Paper Mario earlier today for the first time after 16 years of owning and adoring the game and

I have a question for any Limentio / Dimigi shippers out there.

Why

#I DONT GET IT #THE WAY YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT THEM MAKES ME THINK THERES SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST #‘DIMENTIO MANIPULATES AND USES LUIGI AND PRETENDS TO KILL HIM SEVERAL TIMES’ #I DONT UNDERSTAND. WHAT IS THE APPEAL #DID PEOPLE REALLY WANT YAOI THAT BAD??? #toxic yaoi??? i get toxic yaoi but THIS AINT GOT NO FLAVOR!! 😭 #sooo romantic 😍 when my partner manipulates me and possesses me 😍 #and uses my body to destroy the entire universe including my beloved sibling 😍 #/SARCASM!!!! #the way they have ZERO chemistry too 😭😭 i cant #NO OFFENSE I GUESS. IM JUST LIKE. I GENUINELY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SHIP #super paper mario #dimentio

[fromtheseventhhell]

Zutaras are really the original self-insert, "we understand the story soooooo much better than everybody else" girlies and they just never moved on

#anti zutara #no offense to anyone who ships it and follows me but I'm so over the shipping wars of this show that aired almost 20 years ago 😭 #at some point you guys are gonna need to hang it up cause there's a sequel series and these people are married with children like... #we get it if you were Katara you would've chosen Zuko but guess what?! you aren't and need to stop projecting onto her #the pretending to care about Katara is what really gets me cause she's never even implied to have romantic feelings for him #or vice-versa + it ignores her anger towards him and how long it took her to forgive him + rightfully so #criticizing the writing for Kataang is one thing but turning around and shipping Zutara while doing so is crazy work #ship it if you want but please stop pretending it makes more sense when both Zuko and Katara have their own separate romances 😭 #love how people have to age Aang down + infantilize him and erase Mai to make it work but sure it's the better option #stop erasing Katara's arc and development just to claim that Aang brings her down when she's been a bad-ass since season 1 #reducing her arc to that ONE moment with Zuko and ignoring all of her other development just to prop up a ship is nasty #Katara isn't a reward for Aang and she sure as hell isn't one for Zuko stop belittling her like that #if y'all didn't watch ATLA when you were 12 and think Zuko was cute this ship wouldn't even exist #thinking about that post that said the writers /pandered to dudebros/ like we all weren't children the delusion is crazy sdfssdfsdfsd #also seeing AANG of all characters getting whacked for a ship...please get a life and stay away from him #antizutara

[the-somwthing]

I really wanted Jimmy to win Real Life after what he went through in that cave but his death scream absolutely makes up for the fact that he died

#trafficblr #real life smp #life series #I will say the fandom would be no offense insufferable if he did win so. #ppl would be like ‘you stupid canary curse truthers are trying to take away his win just because you want him to die first always!’ #when it’s like ‘THATS NOT A REAL WIN 😭 THIS ISNT A REAL SEASON 😭’ #like I’m already facing this problem with Cleo being a winner it would just be a million times worse if Jimmy won #all I gotta say to people who think RL counts as a true win: do u rlly believe that if Cleo were close to winning next season she should let #someone else do it because she ‘already won’? do you REALLY think RL is an adequate win that she would be hogging all the wins by winning an #actual season? #anyways ignore these tags this is about Jimmy’s fnafjumpscare scream

[thedrotter]

hello gamers i was compelled today to post some rekinder doodles i had around for a while and made today ... I WILL BE POSTING MORE PROPER ART OF IT ONCE IM DONE WITH WORK!! :33

#re:kinder #fanart #yuuichi mizuoka #shunsuke takano #chie re:kinder #theres yuuichis mom #mami re:kinder #AND MORE IM LAZY TO TAG #i was compelled to draw joker paint yuuichi a bit ago because of this repost i saw once of someone calling him joker for gay people at 8 #THE BLACK CAT WINK THING WAS BECAUSE I FIND IT INSANELY FUNNY THAT IT MAKSS CHARACTERS GLOOMY IM SORRYY #dark stare??? yeahh getting a nasty look will get you gloomy . stick out tongue. well that is a great offense when youre a kid so yea it too #BUT A WINK😭😭😭😭 THATS SO FUNNY DOES IT DISTURB EM SO MUCH TO SEE HIM WINK TJATS SO FUNNYYY #o yea i just wanna give a shoutout to the person wjo drew rekinder fanart today for inspriign me to post this #I HAD FORGOTTEN I HAD THESE DOODLE IDEAS CUZ OF WORK AND MY HEALTH #but now i feel good enougj to post em!!!!!! #i will post somrthing more proper soon once im done with work cuz i cant really multitask with my health rn BUT I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!! #the second i graduated things been wild im a bit overwhelmed gimme a second will ya :333

[mrstsung]

The only shang tsung that matters to me now

Mk11,the 95 movie,tagawa's shang tsung still best shang

Like god damn

Sir plz! 💖👀💀🥵💋💖

Lawrd help me.

#don't mind me I'm coping with the fact we ain't never getting a shang tsung on his lvl ever again #we ain't never getting tagawa's shang tsung back #mortal kombat #self ship #self shipping #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #mk11 shang tsung #cary hiroyuki tagawa #cary tagawa shang tsung #i just miss him y'all sm 😔😭💔 #no offense but i really want mk11 shang tsung back #*edit srry i messed up in the tag*

[majimassqueaktoy]

These lyrics were an attack on me, personally.

#girl...... these are the most romantic lyrics ever 😭 #whoever wrote this sittin in rgg studios just laughin and rubbin there hands togehter like Heh #they're gonna love/hate this so bad #he really put her 'happiness' before his own feelings UHHHHHRHREHE #throwing up and crying #no offense but majima is #majima is.... MAJIM IS... hes too good #i simply cant stand him #majimako #goro majima #yakuza kiwami 2

[galedekkarios]

is gale actually the worst guy alive or do people just have personal issues that give them a complex whenever someone else is a master of their craft and confident about it 🤔 hmmmmmmm

#im sorry but i literally never found him to be abrasive bc yes an archmage and chosen of mystra and wizard and the designated Lore Dumper #is going to be more knowledgeable than you and that's fine LMAO #and him knowing abt the tadpoles isn't him being an arrogant know it all it's just him letting the character know what's at stake #and also the others given that some of them don't know that or feel pressured to act (see: astarion and wyll) #and re the sorc vs wizard stuff.. again... someone that has to go to school and study the art Is going to #be more learned and well read than someone that doesn't #someone that was an archmage and lover to magic itself and a child prodigy etc etc IS going to #know more like . cope #i just never found him to be horrible or as annoying as people say bc i don't take offense to confidence or prowess or info dumpers? #early access is a different beast. but official release gale? the guy who shares crazy life stories every time? and is trying #to bond with your character every chance he gets? and who doesn't admonish your character if you fail to channel #the weave and instead is a good enthusiastic teacher to your character? who has a reasonable reaction to your character #not taking him seriously and is super appreciative when they do? like. L + skill issue + get over yourself + it's really not tht serious #+ i'm telling tara + i'm also telling morena + smiting you smiting you smiting you smiting you smiting you smi #this dude was mentored by magic itself. he was taught by magic itself. he made love and was ''loved'' by magic itself. he was its chosen. #he was in contact with legendary wizards by the age of eight. he cast a spell using blackstaff. he was conjuring things #as early as a toddler. if his early access prowess is still canon then this dude was able to lift entire buildings #and battle beholders super easily and after the game he rebuilds half the city using his magic. #and so on and so forth like i'm sorry to say but gale really is that bitch and he's not an awful person for Knowing that and trying to #make that known so that he can have a purpose in the group like. hello. for the love of god hello whats not clicking 😭 #and i'm not saying he's a humble precious bean i'm just saying that final release gale can be pompous and puffs himself up #but it's not like there's no merit to what he's saying LMAO #🤦‍♀️ anyway.

[tojiswhore-nanamisslut]

WHY DID MY BOSS/PARTNER AT THE FIRM SAY HE WISHED HE COULD BE LATIN AMERICAN BC THE FOOD WAS GOOD IM REELING

#i told him i was in the latin american law students association in law school #and he was like #“if it wasn't mildly offensive I'd ask where I could apply to be an honorary latin american I mean the food is so good. I remember at my la #school the LALSA club would put out chips and queso and it's like how could you not wanna be latin american when there's queso“ #SHSLFJWNDALJSLA #i cannot make this shit up 😭😭😭😭😭 #im fucijnf dying #posts #like really all i can do is laugh bc it was so out of pocket 😭

[uselessnbee]

and i really hope the byler first kiss won't happen in Will's vecna trance not even because it would be heartbreaking for my byler heart and for Will but just the fact that Will's first kiss would basically be vecna would make me literally die from cringe

#i saw some art and bro no offense but i just find it so weird man😭 #and i actually don't really like the idea of mike kissing will to get him out of the trance #i saw many arts of that #✨but we like consent here✨ #byler #mike wheeler #will byers

[nagitoedit]

i was looking at the free time events with tenko bc i was curious but also was just wanting to know more bc of her hatred of boys ("degenerate males") but then she like Explicitly States that she views trans women as women, well, more specifically she told shuichi (male protagonist/pov character) that she cant shake his hand since hes male But that if he got a sex change that it would be okay. ?? 😭

#uhh #transphobia #maybe. but not actually but kinda and questionable language #this stupid fucking series . its like . pro-trans in the most transphobic way possible ? 😭 #like with chihiros character being a really offensive like. 'depiction' in a way of trans women being men who are pretending to be women #BUT. not in a predator way. not at all. and chihiro is always portrayed as being like a great and genuinely good person #and a hero and just all around beloved within the story. but is also an effeminate boy that pretended to be a girl to escape having #toxic masculinity enforced onto him and being harassed for not being able to conform to masculine gender roles

[1eos]

I’m loving seeing ppl say they’re confused, blaspheming idol romance and giving up their fantasied otp which isn’t happening like pass me more popcorn. not to be weird but them holding hands in the ost pic is cute yet sad. give me all that melancholy 🔮

they really made up an otp totally divorced from reality and are mad that the show isnt their fanfiction 😭😭😭😭😭 like you can't just ignore what story a piece of media is trying to tell and then get mad when your slash fiction is not being used fjakjfjfakjf its weird cuz we're all really watching his drama for leo and he's serving from the trailers so does it really matter what the other two are doing? 😵‍💫

#some offense to the other two guys but their acting so far seems really blah? #like how the fuck are you invested 😂well ik how (fujoshi logic) #and i love romance so if someone else was giving i'd be ready to die for their eternal love #but rn im just like @ leo's character YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!! #nd am i the only one that thinks the other actors arent really cute enough for all this....theyre not ugly but men like that are everywhere #like why kill yourself to ship them w leo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

I don't know if you'vr gotten this question bot how did Lostbelt Arjuna gain the power of the entire Hindu pantheon?

c

cause he absorbed/ate them all??

#my asks #bestie no offense but this is literally like the one thing we do know about him you didn’t need me to tell you 😭 #like they’re like somehow…he absorbed every divinity…. #like 5 min after we meet him #it’s on his wiki page #the only question is HOW but they don’t ever really go into that beyond ‘kr1shna maybe’

[krkiiz]

sly swordsman . luke castellan x reader

luke decides to distract you by confessing in the middle of a duel

luke castellan x f!reader , reader is the daughter of apollo , luke being head over heels , confessions , fluff , slight teasing

note : sorry if there are lots of mistakes, i wrote this on my phone with nail extensions and it’s so hard to type pls help 😭😭 apologies for grammars n errors, i’ll edit them tmrw hehe (also this is my first time writing pjo n fight scenes so i hope it’s decent!)

let me know your thoughts ! likes, reblogs, and comments appreciated <3

“Let’s go Kayla! Beat his ass!” Shout one of your fellow half-siblings along with boos from the opposing side.

Clanking of swords can be heard from miles away. Today the children of Hermes and Apollo are scheduled to a joint swordsmanship practice. Where the two cabins will have to engage on a 1v1 duel against another.

Right now stands in the center of the battlefield is your half sister Kayla, along with one of Hermes’ son. Kayla is known to be a skilled archer just like any of Apollo’s children. But that doesn’t mean she can’t beat the swift son of Hermes.

The battle ends her sword pointed right at his throat as he gives a sign of defeat to his opponent. The children of Apollo cheers with glee as they congratulate their half sister.

The two retreat, their places soon replaced by none other than their head counselors. Luke and you approach the center of the battlefield as your fellow half-siblings watch in anticipation.

It is so secret that Luke is an outstanding swordsman. As his skills rivals Ares and Athena’s children themselves, you knew he was a challenging opponent.

Well that’s a good thing you love challenges.

“I admit my defeat on our archery battle last week. But now, let me show you how good I am with the blade, Yn.” He smirks as the two of you start circling one another.

“Must’ve hurt your ego, Castellan.” A chuckle left your lips like honey and Luke suppresses the butterflies swarming in his stomach.

“Let’s see how good you really are, Son of Hermes.”

The two of you got in your positions, fingers tightly gripping on the sword and the shield, waiting for a sign to charge.

The hornet blows and Luke wastes no time to charge forward. The point of his blade almost piercing the epidermis of your skin before you block him with your own sword.

Luke knows better than to underestimate you. Sure, you are the daughter of the god of Archery, not swordsmanship. But everyone knows that you are an outstanding dancer and you treat the battlefield like it is your stage.

Your movements swift and laced with elegance. It’s always extremely difficult to predict your next moves. Your footing carefully calculated as you deflect all of his upcoming attacks.

Luke is also quick to encounter your offense as he blocks the side your blade that was aiming at his neck.

With such close proximity, Luke can see how the sun compliments your e/c irises. Complimenting every contrast and detail of the pupil.

Gods were your eyes always this beautiful? Were you always this beautiful?

Luke feels himself caught in a trance just for a second before earning back his composure. But one second is enough for you trip his leg leading him to fall right on his back as he looses his grip on his sword.

The sides of your blade nearly makes contact with his neck as you lay above him giving him a look of triumph.

“Yn, have I told you how beautiful you look on top of me right now?” The boy starts causing you to roll your eyes and scoff at his antics.

“Yeah, try again because that’s not going to work on me, Luke.” You press the blade against his adam’s apple causing him to wince slightly.

The crowd wonders on what was happening and why hasn’t Luke gave a sign of defeat knowing well that being under your sword doesn’t give him a good chance at winning.

They fail to see how his right hand is slowly reaching discreetly trying to get ahold of his fallen blade.

Luke lets out a lighthearted chuckle, his eyes never leaving yours. “I like you, Yn. Let’s go on a date.”

Now this caught you off guard. “What?”

The sly swordsman took your state to his advantage as he unclasps his knee from your hold and flipped your positions, your sword disregard in the process.

With his blade firm in his right hand, now it’s his turn to reside his sword against your neck, just like you did to him a few seconds ago.

You try fighting back but he just tuts and starts applying more pressure to his blade before you finally give the sign of defeat.

The Hermes cabin roared with glee congratulating their win, knowing that their head counselor will never fail them.

Luke quickly stands his ground giving you a helping hand, in which you accepted with a smile. He pulls you up against him, the sudden movement made you loose your footing but he’s quick to steady you with his free hand placed on your waist.

“So, about that date.”

©️ sirena | krkiiz 2023

#luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan #pjo x reader #percy jackson x reader #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show

[pray4byron]

What the Hazbin Hotel gang would call their s/o !!

Including: Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Alastor, Sir Pentious, Husk, Lucifer, Vox, Velvette, Adam

Warnings: I was going to have Niffty and Lute in this mix but ultimately had no ideas so I replaced them with Vox and Velvette instead, Not proofread

Charlie Morningstar

Sweetie, Sunshine, Baby:

Charlie is more often to address you by your name, or a nickname of your name, but in the more soft and meaningful moments she’ll whip out a petname or two

Sunshine is definitely used the most, as cheesy as it is, you’re HER sunshine, and she wants you to know that!

Then sweetie comes in second, as I don’t see her using baby a lot, it just feels too… I don’t know, I just don’t see her using it a lot, she may or may not throw in an occasional ‘love’ though

Vaggie

Hon, Babe, Sweetie:

I don’t think this list is very debatable, as it’s seen in the show

In my mind, Vaggie’s not a huge fan of most petnames, so her preference leans towards the more casual ones

She doesn’t really save a specific time to use them, she kinda just uses them whenever she feels like it

Also, definitely hon and babe are the ones she uses most, she doesn’t use sweetie as much as the others

Angel Dust

Sugar, Baby, Handsome:

Now THIS is a list I think may possibly be debated, cause it’s not directly based off of the show

REASON BEING, is because his more well known names (Snookums, Toots, etc) I feel, in my personal opinion are more used in platonic settings for his female friends

I can see him using petnames personal to his significant other, but ‘baby’ is his most used, just cause it’s a classic, with handsome following in second

Obviously, he uses ‘sugar’, I just think he uses the others more, simply because they roll off the tongue for him easier

Alastor

My dear, Lovely, Darling:

‘My dear’ and ‘Darling’ I think are quite obvious as to why haha

‘Lovely’ gives me very old fashioned vibes and I just see him using it, not too sure why

I could also see him using ‘small one’ if you’re shorter than him

Sir Pentious

Beloved, Sweetheart, Dear:

‘Dear’ I think is a bit obvious, cause he used it once or twice in the show, correct me if I’m wrong, I know he used it with Niffty in S1E6

And I can easily see him using ‘Beloved’ - he’s this dorky little man, and you ARE his beloved, so it’s just fitting haha

‘Sweetheart’, I don’t have a reason to be honest, I just don’t know

Husk

Doll, Sweetheart, Hon:

‘Doll’ gives me vibes from the time period he died for some reason, and it kinda just fits his theme, so, no exact explanation for this one haha

Like Vaggie, he’s casual with his petnames, doesn’t use ‘em a whole lot, but ‘Hon’ has a tendency to roll of the tongue

For ‘Sweetheart’ it’s kinda for the more tender moments you two share, like in the moments when he looks at you thinks ‘Damn, I got so lucky with them’ and pulls you in for a soft kiss as he tucks your hair behind your ear and mutters ‘I love you so much, sweetheart..’ into your lips … Yeah those moments !

Other than that, he just usually calls you by your name, again, petnames aren’t usually just something that pop outta him a lot haha

Lucifer

Sweetie, Angel, Lovey:

No offense to the people who headcanon this, but I’ve seen a few people think Lucifer would call his s/o ‘Duckling’ (like in x reader fics) and I’m so sorry but it’s not my thing, I just don’t think that😭😭

‘Sweetie’ is the one he uses the most but ‘Lovey’ tends to spill out of him the easiest

He tends to call you ‘Angel’ or ‘My Angel’ when you’re upset and he’s comforting you, no reason in specific, that’s just kinda how he does things haha

Vox

My dear, My love, Baby/Babycakes:

‘Babycakes’ is definitely used in a more joking manner, other than that, Vox is a classy pet names kinda guy haha

‘My dear’ is his default but ‘My love’ definitely slips out from time to time

I think an honorable mention is just straight-up ‘Love’ — I can also see him using that one a lot

Ultimately it depends on the day with him tbh

Velvette

Baby, Sugar, Darling:

‘Sugar’ is kinda just a whenever per name, while ‘Baby’ is most likely used during sex, they both just kinda fit her atttitude yk? haha

As for ‘Darling’, it’s more often that not used in a more soft setting, but not always

I can also see her using ‘Honey’ every once in awhile, but it’s mostly mood based

Adam

Babe, Sugartits (or Hunk for M!readers), Sexy:

‘Babe’ is his go to, no questions asked, it kinda just fits him and his ego personality, ya know?

But ‘Sugartits’ is more so used in a joking manner, although ‘Hunk’ isn’t as much

‘Sexy’ …? I don’t even have an explanation for LMAO

Sometimes, maybe just MAYBE Adam will slip out a ‘Honey’ when he’s feeling soft :)

#reqs open #x reader #hazbin hotel #mio’s writing ! ☆ #x y/n #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar x reader #vaggie x reader #hazbin hotel vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust x reader #alastor x reader #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #sir pentious x reader #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #husk x reader #husk hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar x reader #vox x reader #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette x reader #hazbin hotel adam #adam x reader

[undiscovered-horizon]

Hi! I really enjoy your one piece writings, they have given me so much comfort when I don't feel okay 😭

Can I please get a Mihawk (I'm completely in love w this man aah) imagine where his wife is a sensitive person who gets sad when someone is rude to them but they feel insecure couse they think it's stupid

Thank youuuuuu ❤️🥺

First of all, I'm honoured that I can provide a source of comfort to you. I'm glad my work has made you feel better in your time of need.

Second of all: oh yessss bestie this hits the spot. It also reminds me of a wonderful scene in The Gentlemen (10/10, highly recommend) [it also hits close to home because I am a sensitive person]

The thing about strong people is that they make others want to be just as strong, which isn't always easy if even possible. You've always known you're a little 'softer' than most people but only after marrying Mihawk did you find the difference in temperament bothersome. Instead of considering your sensitivity a fact of nature, you've begun to find it a flaw, something that you should change about yourself.

You've never admitted it to yourself but the truth is plain and simple - you think it's embarrassing. That Mihawk will find your sensitivity embarrassing. Maybe if you had been up-front about it with your husband, you'd learn that he adores your soft heart. If he felt forthcoming enough, perhaps you'd even hear that you're the source of warmth and light in his life. Hence he calls you his 'sun'.

To say that Mihawk grew concerned when he heard your muffled sobs would be like not saying anything. A delicious euphemism at best. Anger and fear bubble inside his chest. There's a strange itch in his hands that eggs him to wreak havoc.

"Apple of my eye," his voice carries well through the rather empty room you're both staying at currently. "What is the meaning of this?"

Frantically wiping away your tears, you look over your shoulder to meet his gaze. Mihawk is leaning against the doorframe, blocking the entrance if you so wish to run away from this situation.

"Oh, it's nothing. Really, I'm alright. No need to worry," you half-heartedly attempt to reassure him.

The swordsman loudly exhales through his nose. He's your husband, worrying about you is his duty. In slow steps, Mihawk walks over to the edge of the bed where you're sitting. Pride and titles as if forgotten, he drops on one knee in front of you. One of his hands gently squeezes your knee.

Unsure what's the best way to go about these circumstances, you timidly meet his intense gaze. The passion in his yellow eyes makes you think of a maelstrom captured in a jar - something devastating held back by a miracle. He's already seething, just doesn't yet know who exactly to direct his violence at.

"Indulge me," he prompts you to confide in him. There's a rare sense of pleading in his tone.

So indulge him you do - you tell Mihawk all about the unpleasant encounter with a local tearaway. Your husband tries his best to control his expression as you recount the unambiguously offensive words, unwanted touches and threats of real violence coming from someone who was probably looking for a cowardly scapegoat to vent his anger. As you continue your story, tears just keep rolling down your cheeks, fear and humiliation finally finding their way out of your heart.

"I know I'm being stupid," you mumble as you clumsily wipe your face, "he was just rude and it's not like he actually hurt me but-"

Mihawk's touch makes you cut your sentence short. His hand, its skin rough and calloused, gently cups the side of your face. Your hot, salty tears disperse as his thumb slowly rubs them away. Something about the tenderness of his touch, of hands that have killed and maimed, is enough to make you feel like you're about to break in his arms. Even if you do, you know that when dawn breaks you will be whole again, put back together with the unending love Mihawk holds for you.

"You've always been too good, my sun," he tells you in a low voice. He could have said 'too soft' or 'too sensitive' but then his remark would come off as deceitful as it would suggest his dislike towards your nature. Nothing of that sort - Mihawk genuinely thinks you're a better person than most people walking this plane. And he'd rather succumb to torture than let anyone make you feel bad about that.

The man leans in and places his warm lips against your forehead. Without much effort, he lays you down on the bed and you let him. Even if you wanted to fight back, you're way too tired to do so.

He's sitting on the edge of the bed, caressing your face, neck, arms and back as he's waiting for you to fall asleep. The anticipation doesn't require much patience - Mihawk's tender touches lull you to peaceful slumber rather swiftly. When he's sure that you're asleep, he kisses your forehead again before cautiously leaving the bedroom and closing the door behind him.

Perhaps he can't turn back the time and make the offending man choke on his words but he can ensure that the tearway won't hurt you ever again. Someone resting in peace so you can rest peacefully is a good bargain.

Mihawk knows exactly who he's looking for. He made a note of a certain characteristic trait you had mentioned - an earring with a single, red-coloured feather. It doesn't seem like a piece of jewellery that would be common anywhere.

It doesn't take much to find the tearaway. He makes his presence well-known as he stumbles out of a tavern, his legs almost giving away with each step.

So he assaults random women minding their business and then gets blackout drunk. It's pathetic enough to consider his death merciful.

Staying true to his name, the swordsman stalks his prey before lunging. Appearing as another patron of the inn, Mihawk follows the stranger around the corner towards barns, stables and pigstys. Fitting place for the likes of him, Dracule thinks to himself.

The man with the curious earring staggers his way towards a drinking trough. He's fumbling with his pants, desperately trying to pull them down to relieve himself but his fingers are not dextrious enough.

Mihawk picks up the pitchfork leaning against the barn wall. In one, swift motion he gores the tool through the back of the man's knee. A guttural scream tears through the night as he falls to the ground.

The swordsman grabs a fistful of the tearaway's hair. He forces the kneeling man to look up into his seething, yellow eyes.

"Do I owe you money?" The man is slurring his words. He squints his eyes, trying to focus his hazy vision on Mihawk and, possibly, recognize his creditor. "It's money, isn't it? Shit, just give me two days, man. I'll give it back with interest."

"I don't care about money."

Instantaneously, panic appears in the tearaway's eyes. Did he just find himself in the same position he's put hundreds of people in to cure his own boredom and need for grandiosity?

"Then what it is?!" he shouts, fear settling in his viscera. Dracule's calmness put together with the sheer hatred emanating from him makes for a deeply unsettling impression.

"You hurt my wife," comes the answer. The fist clenching the man's hair tightens its hold further, threatening to tear off his scalp. "My wife," Mihawk growls.

But before the tearaway can ask for clarification, his head is forced into the drinking trough. Surprised and scared, oxygen is escaping him fast. Soon, his throat and chest begin to clench and throb painfully. Dark spots dance across his vision, foreboding blindness.

Then, Mihawk pulls his head just above the surface. The man desperately gasps for air.

"If you believe in a god," the swordsman begins in a low voice shaking with anger and adrenaline, "I suggest you start praying. Fast."

The tearaway's head is forced underwater again but this time, Mihawk keeps it there until the ruffian's body stops trembling and shaking. After that, Dracule waits for a while longer - just for good measure.

You're woken up by the creaking of doors as they slowly open. Blinking sleep away from your eyes, you look over your shoulder only to experience a sort of deja vu: Mihawk is standing in the doorway. Before you can ask about his strange behaviour, your husband makes his way to you in long, quick strides. He kneels on the floor beside the bed.

Mihawk takes your hand in his. He takes something out of his pocket and places it in your palm. You recognize the red feather earring immediately. And is that... a piece of skin still attached to it? Gently, your husband closes your fist and lifts your hand to place a chaste kiss on your knuckles.

"The rat has paid for its sins," he whispers to you. Judging by the intense look in his eyes, you don't want to know the details of this story.

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