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bitletsanddrabbles · 1 year

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WIP Wednesdaaaaaaaaaargh!

On the one hand, it’s not been a bad writing day. Okay, I had to skip a couple of scenes and start poking at something my brain wanted to write (I blame the snow. I’d have probably been able to do word-dragging if there weren’t snow), but I got a good 2k+ which is not bad for a couple of hours work.

On the other hand the more I go the more I feel like this idea is full of more holes than Swiss cheese and even a complete rewrite isn’t going to fix that. Which is a frustrating feel when you’re trying to be productive.

Hopefully it’s just the S.A.D. talking and my body trying to go into hibernation mode. In the meantime, have Thomas listen to Phillip have and existential crisis on @alex51324 ‘ Island.

Phillip took a deep drag, closing his eyes as he did so. Once he’d exhaled, he gave the cigarette a discontent look and asked, “Can’t you afford anything better, now that you’re a journalist?”

Under other circumstances, the question would have rankled, but Phillip had always had a way of asking that sort of thing in a manner that wasn’t offensive. Thomas had never understood it, but now he simply shrugged. “Maybe, but old habits die hard. Besides, I have to feed myself now. I’d rather have a better cut of bacon than a better brand of cigarettes.”

“I suppose…” After a second drag, Phillip set aside the question of Thomas’s cigarettes and asked, “Do you know what I’ve always found ridiculous?” When his only answer was an indistinct noise of denial, he continued, “The fact that people always act like ‘why am I here’ is the greatest philosophical question you can possibly asked.” He smiled, sort of. It was the sort of smile Thomas was familiar with where you turn your lips up at the corners, but it doesn’t mean you’re happy. Generally quite the opposite. “I’ve always known the answer. I’m here to have children, pass on the title, and take care of the estate. That’s it. No more, no less.”

Thomas raised an eyebrow at that, his own lips curling at the edge. “Rather a melodramatic proclamation. I’m sure your parents enjoyed having a child, outside of the rest.”

“No they didn’t,” the other man scoffed. “At least not with each other. I honestly can’t think how the girls and I were conceived, given that my parents could barely stand being in the same room. No, like any good aristocrats, they married for the betterment of the family fortune and the estate, secure in the knowledge that once their duty was done they could do as they pleased.” He shrugged. “Papa didn’t even wait that long. The Countess of Carton’s youngest daughter is a year older than I am.”

“What makes you so certain she’s your sister?” Thomas asked, still skeptical.

The question earned him a knowing look. “I take it you’ve never met the lady.” When Thomas shook his head, Phillip chucked dryly and flicked a bit of ash into a nearby planting. “Never comment on a likeness, you know that. Fortunately I’d learned it before my family and the Earl’s ever crossed paths. A year or two before I might have actually said she looks just like Papa.”

#downton abbey #downton abbey fanfiction #fanfiction of fanfiction #wip wednesday #island of the gays #thomas barrow #duke of crowborough #if i do my job right you will feel sorry for phillip by the end of this #but still want to punch him in the face

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bigbababooeyboobies · 6 months

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i keep seeing alejandro on my timeline so i drew him

#my art #total drama #total drama world tour #td alejandro #i miss doing lineless art so i tried to include that here #also this is my first time drawing alejandro #i want to punch him in the face /hj #i should draw the rest of gen 1 #still obsessed with gen 4 tho sorry

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b-rainlet · 1 year

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The Green family dynamics are so interesting because like, Viserys is the father but due to his decay he seems more like the grandfather, whereas Otto is the Grandsire but seems to fill out the role of a father more, not only to his daughter but also her children, so he and his daughter are a mother/father unit but in some situations Alicent is treated like a sibling to her children (by Otto) and then you have the obvious Helaena/Aegon happening (siblings who are also husband/wife and mother/father to their children), but at the same time it seems like Aemond is the one trying to be the family's protector and attempting to step up as patriarch, with some of the scenes between him and Alicent giving off the vibes of equals rather than Mother and Son (like when they discuss Aemond finding Aegon) and his relationship with Aegon seeming like he's the big brother and not the other way around, in this essay I will-

#ALSO the way Aemond tries so hard to be the perfect son #In part to make up for Aegon obviously slacking #And also because he feels like he should've been the firstborn son #But do you ever think that maybe he's also jealous of Aegon because Aegon is allowed to fuck up #Again and again #And Alicent still loves him?#Like she obviously is affectionate toward all her children #But imagine trying to be everything your mother wants your older brother to be #And watching your older brother do everything he's not supposed to be #And somehow your mother still supports him and loves him and would quite literally die for him #And like logically you know she would do the same for you #But deep down you're also scared of ever fucking up #Because what if you're not perfect and you fuck up like your brother #And she stops loving you??#What if you're not the golden son she never needs to worry about #And she just isn't willing to tolerate your bs the way she tolerates your brother's #What a punch in the face that would be #Anyway don't mind me I am just clawing my eyes out #hotd #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen

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jagapom · 5 months

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Ragatha and Pomni occasionally regret being in a relationship with the purple bunny man

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mrsoharaa · 2 months

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Friends With Benefits Miguel, who hates the idea of being so intimately close and mangle with such complicated, bothersome feelings of endearment and commitment. So he does everything in his power to make sure you both agree and condemn to the terms of his little agreement of just being fuck buddies.

Until he realizes that you finally had enough of having your heart and soul utterly shattered after every heated, emotionless fuck session.

Completely seethes at the sight of you ignoring his calls, turning your back on him when he needed you — watches that brimming, refreshed smile on your face glimmer with such ease and contentment. As though nothing ever happened between the two of you.

Gives you a week to see if anything changes.

But nothing has. Not in the slightest.

He had hoped you would come back to him. Back into his big, strong arms and weighted, stocky body. To spill out your entirety to him in the most vulnerable state. To share your embracing, tender presence with him. To weigh in his own personal, salacious leisure.

His eyes would soften and shallow out with the sight of you finally being honestly happy. Watching you gradually move on without the beck and call of his desperation for a need of "stress relief" and last resort entanglement.

Breaks his heart to finally see you being completely happy and indubitably enthralled with someone that wasn't him. That could actually give you the love and adoration that you solely craved the most.

#slowly trying to get back into the groove of things!#still in this nasty ol' writers block! UGH!#fwb miggy is plaguing my minddd #angst is running through my veinssss #....now I wanna give him all the kisses and tight hugs! 😭#but i also want to punch and kick him in his perfect handsome face!#god i adore this man #miguel o'hara x reader #atsv

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anonfromtheflight · 5 months

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I really like Young Royals. And I mean, obviously, I'm here lol but I REALLY like how it makes me feel. I like that a gif or picture can make me go feral because I'm flooded instantly by the same feelings and emotions I got when I first watched the show.

I don't remember feeling this way about anything else before and I feel grateful this show exists and I had the opportunity to find it (even if it was late AF lmao)!!

#Young Royals #And it's not even strong emotions about wilmon only. I mean obviously they're my babies and seeing them together it's my favourite thing #But even my hate towards August it's still strong and if I see his face I want to punch him lmao #It's only been a month to me that's true but with any other show or movie I would be normal by now lmao #But with Young Royals? With wilmon? With Simon and Wille as separate characters? I think normal is not even an option #I really feel the same I did when I finished season 1 perhaps more unhinged even because a month ago I was trying to hold back #Now my unhingedness has been unleashed #Not even sorry #Team unhinged but happy #about me i guess lol

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emberunderscore · 6 months

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all my homies hate Fable

#the god #not the server #if you dont #you should watch rae's pov more #bc if you still like that man #you probably haven't seen rae's povs of recent times #fsmp #I want to punch him in the face

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glimblshanks · 3 months

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The thing about TNG is that the space aliens and moral quandaries are always like, the least insane part of the episode

#star trek tng #star trek #tng #watching Loud As A Whisper right now #because I wanted to know more about sign language in the Star Trek universe #and anyways I'm only 15 minutes in and I have notes #1) Picard saying 'cluck cluck cluck' to Riker was so ???#broski who talks that way #2) your mission is to pick up and shuttle an incredibly important diplomat #and you're telling me the mission briefing didn't include the fact that he was deaf???#3) I absolutely don't believe that Riva is some exceptionally talented peace negotiator #because every interaction he has with another person makes me want to punch him in the face #4) His initial interaction with Geordie is like... some abled persons weird fantasy of how disabled people interact with each other #You're telling me this guy is deaf. has deaf parents. and still reacts to other peoples disabilities like they're brand new?#5) The Universal Translator Isn't Universal If It Doesn't Translate Sign Languages #6) Why does Picard act like he's never met a deaf person before??? Do they not have deaf humans in the future??#anyways I understand that this was probably a pretty progressive episode for it's time #but it ages weird #like the world building seems very poorly thought through

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 2 months

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the only possible response i think yaz could have if the doctor ever said the words "duty of care" to her is "is that what it is?"

#dialogue that springs into your head out of nothing to punch you in the face #see if i can still fit it in this fic somewhere #dont think so #dont think i want him to say these words out loud since sort of the entire thing is.......him doing duty of care #but. oof #the layers

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shima-draws · 6 months

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GIVE THE OP UPDATE, how far are you and what are your favorite ships??

LOL FAIR

I JUST finished the Alabasta arc and started the Skypeia arc (skipped all the filler in between). The scene where Vivi says goodbye to the Strawhats had me feelin REAL emo man

Also when Zoro looks up on the ship and literally all of them are sticking their heads out through the rungs like “I miss Vivi :(((((“ that was such a sweet moment oh my god they love her she is their NAKAMA 😭

AS FOR SHIPS OH YEAH. I’m so invested now. Zolu is king of my heart forever but any combo of Zoro/Luffy/Sanji is also god tier. OH and Vivi/Nami of COURSE. And I keep seeing LA fanart of Shanks/Mihawk which also has me like 👀

#The Alabasta arc was sooooo long but I realized that Skypeia is p much the same length if not longer LOL so I guess we’re in it huh #Shima answers questions #One Piece #OPLA #Anyway yeah I’m really attached to Zolu. Zoro is ride or die for Luffy and Luffy is the same way about him.#Zoro worries about him all the time but plays it off…….he has an undying sense of loyalty and trust in Luffy….shut UP #I’m SO normal about them (lying)#Also OPLA didn’t pull any punches either. I’m still thinking about The Scene. You KNOW the one #‘I need you Zoro’#And Luffy climbing on top of him and CARESSING HIS FACE LIKE A LOVER. KICKS MY LEGS UP IN THE AIR #GOD THEY ARE SOOOOOO. THEY ARE SO.#Zolu #Also literally any scene of Sanji smiling ever so tenderly at Luffy makes me want to explode into a thousand pieces. Thanks bye

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wayward-wren · 1 month

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Listening to Spare Parts and had to stop and TAKE A SECOND because this Frank character really asked NYSSA who she's ever lost. Nyssa.

Aside from the fact that she's having Adric's death thrown in her face over and over due to the cyberman presence here, SHE LOST HER WHOLE PLANET. Every single person she KNOWS. Her father's FACE WAS STOLEN.

I am Fuming on her behalf what do you know Frank. She is so strong for not responding to that.

#wren rambles #doctor who #classic doctor who #nyssa of traken #tbh this shows WHY shes one of my favourites #because she has lost so much but shes still so kind #she's soaked in the grief of her planet and the trauma of her past but she chooses to smile and carry on #she's got every right to be a grieving wreak but she is SO STRONG #and i aspire to be even a little like her in my small trials #but GOSH #'who have you lost' INDEED #how about EVERYONE #legitmately out of all the doctor who companions shes very probably lost the most #she was the last of her kind before the time war even began #Ugh.#love her SO MUCH i need to rewatch her episodes #spare parts #big finish audios #i want two characters to meet the master again in modern who #jo because i think 75 year old jo getting in his face would be hilarious #and nyssa because she deserves to punch him in the face that ISNT ACTUALLY STOLEN FROM HER FATHER

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quietwingsinthesky · 10 months

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what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing

#hallucifer: wow. big brother really trusts us. (beat) so something’s up right? we know it’s never this easy.#sam: (visibly restraining himself from saying shut up. about to grab his scar.)#hallucifer: (aware he’s about to be banished) don’t listen to me if you want but. I’m just trying to help.#don’t blame me if you look in the papers tomorrow and find a obit for your brain-eating girlfriend. and… what was her kid’s name again?#sam: (touching the scar. not pressing down. face all screwed up.) || hallucifer: :3 it’s not like it’ll hurt anyone #if he really does trust you he doesn’t even have to know we’re following him. *and* you’ll know your brother still trusts you.#even when I’m here. maybe he won’t even punch you again. that still hurting?#sam: (grimace. because yeah. it does.) || hallucifer: door number two - he thinks you’ve lost it and he’s going to stab that woman to death.#so what’s it gonna be Sam? ready to gamble your friend’s life on if Dean gives a shit about your opinion?#[and that’s the point where sam goes to follow dean. still doesn’t talk to Lucifer. not there yet. but oh hallucifer is sooo pleased with #himself about this. because he’s Sam. and he picks up on what Sam doesn’t. and he could see all of Dean’s little giveaways that Sam was #turning a blind eye to. and now here’s the perfect opportunity to put a wedge between them and get sam to trust him more <3)#GOD. FUCK. IM UPSET NOW. WHY WASNT HALLUCIFER IN THAT EPISODE. MOST OF THE EPISODES?#such a good fucking concept. squandered.#anyway. idk if sam saves Amy but he DEFINITELY here’s Dean’s little speech to her about how she can’t change.#hallucifer with faux sympathy like (sigh) damn. well. i always told you what he was like. Michael. Michael-sword. no difference.#both of them want us dead the moment we step out of line.#and Sam just frozen there in horror with Lucifer’s voice sinking in. and he believes him. how can he not. with dean proving him right #hallucifer #spn #sam winchester #amy pond

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somecommonbitch · 10 months

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if your story is over three decades old with a devoted fanbase that has been shipping the main characters since the start and it got a beloved tv adaptation and there ended up being four years in between seasons, there’s probably only one way you could have your main characters finally kiss and make sure it was going to be absolutely excruciating. congratulations to good omens for finding it!

#good omens #i think i would have rather been punched in the face #i knew crowley was still going to confess but i almsot didn’t want him to #everything this season has been catapulting to aziraphale having that answer and it still made me ill

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komotionlessqueenmm · 2 years

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Imagine # 981

Gif NOT mine.

If this gif is yours (or you know who's it is) please let me, so I can give you/them credit.

Gif credit goes to - @id4ni3 (Unless told otherwise.)

Year posted - 2022

⚠️Warning(s) - None I think? (I mean aside from drowning, but I'm pretty sure that one's obvious.)

📝Note(s) - Not my best work, but I still like it, and I hope you do too.

Coming to the pool today hadn't been (Y/n)'s idea, but regardless she had loved the idea of cooling off from the unrelenting summer heat. So she packed a small bag, got the kids she was babysitting ready, and drove off to the public pool. Once inside the chain link fence the kids took off to play with friends, and (Y/n) found a comfortable place to relax for a little while before getting into the pool.

In the hour and a half since then, twice she caught the one and only Billy Hargrove staring at her as she sunbathed. Knowing better than to associate with a guy like that, she rolled her eyes and ignored him. Unaware of just how much more that made him want her attention. So ignoring the feeling of his eyes burning into her skull, she decided she should finally enjoy the pool a bit before her and the kids would have to leave.

Setting her sunglasses aside she rose from her chair, and approached the nearest ladder. Still she felt his eyes on her, and still she ignored him. The water lapped at her legs as she climbed down the ladder, making her sigh on content at its cool touch on her hot skin. The pool hadn't been crowded, so once she released the ladder, she decided to dive under and swim further out.

However unknown to her, a group of young boys had decided that was the perfect moment to cannonball into the pool. The third boys foot collided with the back of (Y/n)'s head hard, stunning her underwater. Billy watched with concerned features, temporarily frozen in place as he worried weather or not she was untouched.

But when the boys sprung back up, and (Y/n) remained underwater, he got his answer. In an instant Billy blew his whistle before jumping from his chair, running around the pool, then diving in after her. His heart hammering in his chest as he approached her unmoving body on the bottom of the pool.

Quickly he scooped her up into his arms, and kicked off the bottom to resurface faster. One arm securely around her midsection, as he swam to the pools edge. Some women screamed in a panic, while several other people rushed to the side to help Billy. Whispers were heard all around, as he checked her for a pulse.

She wasn't breathing anymore. And despite his gut wrenching panic, he began giving her CPR, and mouth to mouth. It only took two minutes to resuscitate her, but to Billy it felt like a lifetime. His heart fluttering with relief when she started coughing up water, a small smile tugging at his lips as he held her on her side.

"That's it, let it all out." He encouraged. "You're okay now." His voice was soft, (Y/n) could only just hear him over the ringing in her ears. "What happened?" She groaned, her hand reaching for her sore neck. "You drowned." He explained before turning her to lay on her back once more, another smile tugging at his lips at the shocked look on her face.

"Billy?" She frowned in confusion. "Y-you saved me?" Her heart felt ready to burst with joy and anxiety. "Of course." He glanced up at the sound of approaching sirens. "The ambulance is here, I'm going to go with you to the hospital." Billy assured her as he held her trembling hands. "Thank you." She murmured as tears spilled from her eyes. "You're welcome (Y/n)." He gave her hands a gentle squeeze, happy she was okay, and finally acknowledging him.

#imagine #gif imagine #extended #billy hargrove #billy hargove x reader #billy hargrove imagine #stranger things imagine #stranger things x reader #stranger things billy #he's a dick but I still like him #well it's more like a love hate thing #I want to kiss him but I also wanna punch him in his stupid face #😅

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skywing-human · 2 years

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HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH A FACE SO SOFT, YOU LITTLE DUMMY?!

#I wanted an evil callum arc but they gave me the suicidal callum arc #there is no therapy in katolis?#rayla must have punched him in the nose #tdp #the dragon prince #tdp s4 #Mistery of aaravos #rayllum #i still love him and his stupid face #tdp callum #rayla

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asleepinawell · 2 years

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one of the funniest parts of the new sohm al duty support is seeing estinien yell “KNOW YOUR FOLLY!!!” at a teeny tiny gaelicat before dive-bombing it with his lance. absolutely zero chill that guy

#the fact ysayle doesn't get to comment on how cute they are is outrageous #they didn't give anyone much dialogue in there either #i was a little sad #especially since she only got to be in one of the hw supports #i mean that probably makes sense in terms of the story but i don't remember well enough #still sad though #ffxiv #ffxivmp #mp #estinien wyrmblood #i'm leveling drg right now and starting to suspect that rdm are not actually the most extra job ever #also being complete idiot drg buddies with estinien has made his hw persona a little less obnoxious #love shb and ew estinien for the comedy but wanted hw estinien to get punched in the face #once zenos yeeted him though I was like you know what I'm satisfied with this let's see where he goes from here with a blank slate #sometimes you just wanna see someone get punched and then it's like okay mission accomplished moving on #I purposely replayed that one scion visits you cs to see his since I'd heard about it #and it was comedy gold #it reminds me of the b99 bit where rosa tried climb out a window because her bf was talking about his feelings

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