help i was watching charlies funeral vod for the first time and when he saw mariana and almost immediately asked for sex i jerked so hard that my charger came unplugged and knocked shit off my table
[TEXT] - i’ll seduce you with cool scientific facts.
[ 22:04 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] not a guy interested in the " tried and true " methods, huh?
[ 22:04 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] idk how ur retention is, smart guy, but if memory serves, u already took care of the seduction part. thoroughly. i'm certainly not abt to resist a repeat of those weeks.
[ 22:05 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] and i'm REAL bad with scientific facts. hope u think explaining basic science concepts to a grown man is sexy.
[ 22:05 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] mostly grown, anyway. just gonna go ahead and make that short joke before u have the chance to. i like to cover my bases.
[ 22:06 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] anyway guess we've already established u like a challenge, so u know what? i'm game. not like u don't already know i'm bad at smart shit so i trust u know what u are gettin into.
[ 22:07 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] only problem is i'm in nyc and i assume u are still in italy? probably could buzz over for a weekend but not til thursday evening at earliest bc i got work stuff. benefit on monday and guest teaching at 2 day broadway camp for high school kids on wed-thurs. in case u think public service is hot.
[ 22:08 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] hold on, isn't it like 4am where u are??
one of the funniest bits in yellowjackets s1 (which, as we all know, is Secretly A Comedy) is the way a whole season spent dragging a random guy paid off
at first you think it’s just a fun little bit, giving texture to the world, then at the end of the season when you hear a man who is so dumb it’s a miracle he hasn’t walked directly into oncoming traffic knows A Big Secret it’s like a wave of sheer dread hits you because THAT GUY? ohhhh we’re fucked, you guys he’s gonna ruin this maybe we should kill him